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WhiteTrash Airlines: fly the friendly sky!
November 1, 2012 8:12 PM   Subscribe

I'm trying to find an old radio short called "White Trash Airlines" that I heard online in the early 90's. It was a parody of a United commercial and had the "Fly the friendly skies" tagline in it but I don't know where it came from or who made it. It was, however, very funny if you like hillbilly jokes. YMMV.

The tagline was "White Trash Airlines - Fly the Friendly Sky" and featured a pretty much standard "smooth" male announcer with little snippets of dialogue here and there.

The bits that I remember are...

Announcer: When you have to make it to the family reunion in Chicken Neck, Arkansas, why not fly the only airline powered by a Chevy big block?

Hick1: Miss, where can I put my chaw
Stewardess: Why sugar, there's a spittoon right by ya.
Hick1: Hooooee! *hock**spit* "TING!"


Stewardess: Our entertainment this evening in first class will be the Dukes of Hazzard marathon and for you folks in coach we're gonna turn on the bug zapper!


Announcer: When flying WhiteTrash Air, you'll enjoy a gourmet seven-course meal.
Hick2: Road kill and a six-pack? Hooooeeeeee!

And so on and so on.

I've tried Googling for various bits of dialogue but I'm coming up blank. Does anyone have any leads?
posted by ninazer0 to Computers & Internet (2 answers total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
White Trash Airlines
posted by unliteral at 9:26 PM on November 1, 2012


That's it! But I would SWEAR that there was more to it. Something about your personal possessions being put into feed bag and stapled shut for "extra security". Anyway, close enough!
posted by ninazer0 at 9:37 PM on November 1, 2012


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