WhiteTrash Airlines: fly the friendly sky!
November 1, 2012 8:12 PM Subscribe
I'm trying to find an old radio short called "White Trash Airlines" that I heard online in the early 90's. It was a parody of a United commercial and had the "Fly the friendly skies" tagline in it but I don't know where it came from or who made it. It was, however, very funny if you like hillbilly jokes. YMMV.
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The tagline was "White Trash Airlines - Fly the Friendly Sky" and featured a pretty much standard "smooth" male announcer with little snippets of dialogue here and there.
The bits that I remember are...
Announcer: When you have to make it to the family reunion in Chicken Neck, Arkansas, why not fly the only airline powered by a Chevy big block?
Hick1: Miss, where can I put my chaw
Stewardess: Why sugar, there's a spittoon right by ya.
Hick1: Hooooee! *hock**spit* "TING!"
Stewardess: Our entertainment this evening in first class will be the Dukes of Hazzard marathon and for you folks in coach we're gonna turn on the bug zapper!
Announcer: When flying WhiteTrash Air, you'll enjoy a gourmet seven-course meal.
Hick2: Road kill and a six-pack? Hooooeeeeee!
And so on and so on.
I've tried Googling for various bits of dialogue but I'm coming up blank. Does anyone have any leads?