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May 17, 2012 5:39 PM

Looking for funny 30 rock "Kabletown" quotes.

Looking for some funny quotes from 30 Rock where they're discussing Kabletown, but my Google Fu is failing me. Bonus if you can tell me which episode it's from and/or provide me a link to the episode.

posted by to sir with millipedes to Grab Bag (2 answers total)

It's not ideal but you could always do a google site search of 30rockquotes.net for terms like "Kabletown" or "Hank" (which does identify the episode).
posted by (alice) at 8:05 PM on May 17, 2012

These were on IMDB:

Jack Donaghy: Truth be told, I have not learnt a lot about Kabletown. It's a whole different business model.
Kenneth Parcell: My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers for catalogues.

Jack Donaghy: These are exciting times for NBC. Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting. More like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting. But Kabletown is a fine company, even if it is from... Philadelphia.

"Don Geiss, America and Hope (#4.15)" (2010)

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Jack Donaghy: Shh. Shh, Lemon, it's okay. As I begin phase two of my Jack Attack on Kabletown, I've been doing some research. Do you know what the most successful reality events of the past five years are? Celebrity benefits for natural disasters. The viewership is huge.

"Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning (#5.12)" (2011)
posted by theuninvitedguest at 8:26 AM on May 18, 2012