Do I throw away a half-bottle of maple syrup?
May 10, 2012 2:08 PM Subscribe
Throw away or keep? A Maple Syrup love story.
posted by LemonGardot to human relations (26 answers total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
My boyfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago. It was a mutual breakup, no hard feelings, slight sadness, but the overall knowledge that this was the right decision for us (it was a long distance relationship for a while). Anyway, I kept a bottle of Log Cabin pancake syrup for when we'd make pancakes for breakfast during his weekend visits (this is not a euphemism). He prefers the fake stuff over the real, grade A Vermont Maple Syrup that I savor on my pancakes! So, as such, I have about half a bottle left and am not sure what to do with it (save throwing it in the garbage). Part of me is saying. "But what if someday we get back together and he wants pancakes and I've thrown away perfectly good Log Cabin syrup???" The other part of me says, "omg, throw it away, psycho."