I'm a travel novice about to embark on a world tour with a deliberately fuzzy itinerary. Help me navigate the mysterious badlands of interacting with immigration & customs officials, rogue cops, and hostel mates. Time-saving travel "hacks" for quickening the visa approval process are also greatly appreciated.
I'd like to be armed with as much common sense as possible before starting my journey. I know almost nothing about how visas work and what raises flags at borders and airports (besides obvious things like yelling "Death to America!"). I'm less concerned about being stuck up by a knife-wielding thief than I am about being thrown into a holding cell for looking at an immigration officer the wrong way.
My vague sequence of zones is as follows, starting from Canada:
USA
Japan
China
Thailand
India
Turkey
Egypt
Russia (optional)
The Czech Republic (optional)
Greece
The Schengen Zone (Western Europe)
USA (east coast this time)
and back to Toronto.
I don't imagine responding to "how long to you plan to stay in X?" with "I really have no idea", and to "papers please" with "what papers?" goes over well. Obviously Europe won't be as big a concern as the first half of my trip, but I'd still rather not come off as an utter dunce. What are some questions from immigrations and customs officials that I need to be wary of?
Do I need to get all my tourist visas for SE Asia, India, and the Middle East before I purchase my first ticket? In case I do run into trouble at the airport, what recourse do I have with the Canadian government? How do I deal with potential shakedowns by corrupt cops? What about situations like
this one (scroll down to "Act One. Chinese Checkmate.")?
Your best bet could be to go through your itinerary and google something like 'China Visa Canadian' and then 'China Entry Requirements'. You can google things like 'Egypt Visa Istanbul' to see where you can get visas. Check LP's message boards, the Thorntree for info, too. Also, hang out at a bookstore for a couple hours and look at the pertinent LP guidebooks for all the same info.
Some visas should be procured in advance. Right now I am in India. As a US citizen I have obtained a 10 year visa, only available while in the US. Most tourists get 6 months visas while in their home countries that begin the day they get them. You can get an Indian visa abroad but it is likely to be valid for just 3 months.
Some countries say they require a ticket for onward travel. I was in Africa for over a year without a ticket but held onto a printout of a possible itinerary for border issues that never came up. You will find this info when you google individual countries and/or look at the 'Getting There and Away' section of LP guides.
It is doubtful you would have any immigration hassles. These countries are well on the tourist trail. Ask for the maximum time allowed if asked, "I plan to spend 30 days" etc.
Please travel light- maximum 15 pounds! You do not need more, can get all you need abroad (save big shoes in SOME parts of China and tampons in SMALL Indian villages), and will be the envy of the 20kg-ers.
posted by maya at 11:03 PM on March 28, 2012 [1 favorite]