Fucking merlot mp3

April 24, 2005 3:53 PM

My Google-fu fails me - can anyone find a MP3 of the infamous "f&$king merlot" clip from Sideways?
posted by tr33hggr to Media & Arts (8 answers total)

If you're looking for the song on the soundtrack entitled I'm Not Drinking Any #@%!$ Merlot!, it's on the iTunes music store. You could also try some bittorrent sites and download the movie or even go rent it. I don't think it's been out on DVD long enough for a clip of that conversation to exist yet. However, it's quoted numerous times and seems to be quite a popular signature in varioius forums.
posted by benightedly_heedful at 4:35 PM on April 24, 2005

Response by poster: Gahhhh, I don't understand BitTorrent!
posted by tr33hggr at 5:22 PM on April 24, 2005

I'm a big fan of the movie and also couldn't find that clip online, so I decided to encode and put a few variants online. Enjoy!

"Do not sabotage me. If you want to be a fucking lightweight, then that's your call, but do not sabotage me...Aye Aye, Captain, you got it...And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot...No, if anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving. I am NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT...Okay okay, relax Miles. Jesus, no Merlot."

"And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot...No, if anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving. I am NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT...Okay okay, relax Miles. Jesus, no Merlot."

"And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot...No, if anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving. I am NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT"

"if anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving. I am NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT"

"I am NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT"
posted by null terminated at 9:22 PM on April 24, 2005 [1 favorite]

nt - that's awesome! Thanks!
posted by CunningLinguist at 5:18 AM on April 25, 2005

Response by poster: null, you are awesome! Thanks for the new ringtones!
posted by tr33hggr at 5:42 AM on April 25, 2005

null - now that's service above and beyond the call
posted by thewittyname at 7:03 AM on April 25, 2005

how how how can i make this a ringtone????
posted by CunningLinguist at 10:36 AM on April 25, 2005

SmashTheTones.

Free (aside from data charges your carrier may charge you) - you just upload your MP3, wait a half hour, and boom! Free FUCKING MERLOT ringtone.
posted by sachinag at 10:44 AM on April 25, 2005