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June 21, 2010 2:59 PM Subscribe
How do you get your butt *really* clean?
posted by anonymous to health & fitness (10 answers total) 14 users marked this as a favorite
What's the best way of getting/keeping the rectum spanking clean - clean enough to have lots of protracted fun with? Now, what's the quickest/most efficient? I have no illusions about the inside of me being a garden of roses, but I'd like to generally be able to have semi-spontaneous anal sex without self-conscious panic - meaning no poop, and no truly awful odor. As much as I shudder to invoke pornography in a question about real-life sex, I'm basically wondering how porn stars achieve the level of cleanliness exhibited in anal scenes.
I've pulled off completely clean anal sex before - usually shortly after a bowel movement - so I know it's possible. I'm just trying to figure out how to either maximize that natural window, or get in a similarly clean state quickly. I already eat a diet high in fiber and have excellent gastrointestinal health.