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February 10, 2010 10:27 PM   Subscribe

Gentlemen, ladies, if you please: where can I get a dozen dollar dildos?

In Southern California or online, I need to procure a bunch of diddlers, dildos and dongs.

I'm shooting a little student film that requires an assortment and I don't want to shell out $30 a piece or something. Sorry I don't have a more exciting reason. They don't need to be in usable condition. They shouldn't give me the clap, though.

Oh, and one of my close friends used to run "Passion Parties" so I can use some of her old models, but I'll need more than she can contribute.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur to Shopping (19 answers total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
Everyone's got old toys they don't use anymore, right? And you can't throw them away, because what a waste! And it seems weird to give them to Goodwill.

I wonder how many you'd get if you just posted a witty request to Craigslist?
posted by desuetude at 10:49 PM on February 10, 2010


These are $10 at Babeland and suitably horrifying.
posted by fairytale of los angeles at 10:50 PM on February 10, 2010


And these are $9.90, and you said size doesn't matter.
posted by fairytale of los angeles at 10:53 PM on February 10, 2010


Here are some 5.95 ones.
posted by the giant pill at 11:06 PM on February 10, 2010


And 1.99
posted by the giant pill at 11:08 PM on February 10, 2010


$6 with Prime is definitely the price range I want. I am looking for an assortment! Please keep the links coming.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:10 PM on February 10, 2010


Why not email Babeland and other sexpositive places and see if they have any seconds or unusable samples? Explain the situation (documented somehow) and maybe they'll send you a bunch in exchange for their name on the 'thank you' credits. Worth a try.
posted by barnone at 11:22 PM on February 10, 2010 [2 favorites]


Do they have to be real dildos or just things that can be used as dildos? If your assortment can include things like cucumbers, zucchini, bananas, etc., they'd be less than a dollar apiece at the grocery store.
posted by amyms at 11:29 PM on February 10, 2010


Real dildos. Sticky, dorky dorks.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:35 PM on February 10, 2010


Circus of Books? I haven't been there in a while....but the merchandise in the 18+ section (complete with scary cashier!) seemed much cheesier than the Love Boutique or Babeland.
posted by brujita at 11:47 PM on February 10, 2010


We need one of those Chinese bulk exporters. Here is one lot of 25 dildos for $57 but the shipping is steep. If you need oodles, the it might still be a cheap enough average price.
posted by barnone at 11:55 PM on February 10, 2010


If you get two of those lots above, it works out to about $5 each with shipping.
posted by barnone at 11:59 PM on February 10, 2010


You can get 50 for $176 with shipping here. That's about $3.50 each. It's via DHL worldwide - do you need these tomorrow, this week, in 2 weeks?
posted by barnone at 12:03 AM on February 11, 2010


Big choice and very low prices on DX. Check the discount rates.
posted by rom1 at 12:08 AM on February 11, 2010


Ballsy is only $4.79 with free shipping.
posted by barnone at 12:20 AM on February 11, 2010


This was the kind that I bought a hundred of for a friend, although the ones I got were blue, and at the time, they were on sale for less than a dollar each.
posted by Greg Nog at 6:16 AM on February 11, 2010 [6 favorites]


You may have luck contacting one of the big sellers on EBay and asking about bulk pricing.
posted by white_devil at 8:16 AM on February 11, 2010


DealExtreme has cheap vibrators, free shipping. Until I read 'must be real' I was going to say that Wal-Mart knocks 'em out for $1.50 small, $3 large; they come with handles; they are called Baton Bubble Sticks, but I thought I'd throw that out anyway. The pink are remarkably suggestive or I am a pervert? Not sure.
posted by kmennie at 10:34 AM on February 11, 2010


Also, I'm quite proud that my 1000th AskMe comment was about purchasing cheap bulk dildos for a student film.
posted by barnone at 1:31 PM on February 11, 2010


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