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October 5, 2009 7:32 PM Subscribe
Burma Shave jingles for marathon runners.
I got such a kick out of the Burma Shave-style jingles that MeFites wrote for this question that I'd like to do something similar for a friend who's running the Chicago marathon this weekend. So help me out with your best marathon or running related couplets.
I got such a kick out of the Burma Shave-style jingles that MeFites wrote for this question that I'd like to do something similar for a friend who's running the Chicago marathon this weekend. So help me out with your best marathon or running related couplets.
26 miles seems like /
climbing a mountain /
soon enough you'll be /
at Buckingham Fountain /
Gatorade
posted by Frank Grimes at 7:45 PM on October 5, 2009
climbing a mountain /
soon enough you'll be /
at Buckingham Fountain /
Gatorade
posted by Frank Grimes at 7:45 PM on October 5, 2009
All these people
Running on their feet
Don't then know
Cash buys a senate seat?
posted by Frank Grimes at 7:48 PM on October 5, 2009
Running on their feet
Don't then know
Cash buys a senate seat?
posted by Frank Grimes at 7:48 PM on October 5, 2009
You could give up now
but then you wouldn't find out
that this series of signs
has no punchline
posted by phrontist at 7:57 PM on October 5, 2009 [3 favorites]
but then you wouldn't find out
that this series of signs
has no punchline
posted by phrontist at 7:57 PM on October 5, 2009 [3 favorites]
I know these signs
Make me a pest
But save your 'nails
For my necklace
posted by Decimask at 7:59 PM on October 5, 2009
Make me a pest
But save your 'nails
For my necklace
posted by Decimask at 7:59 PM on October 5, 2009
At water stations
Take plenty of sips.
Hope you used Band-Aids
To prevent bloody nips.
posted by Andy's Gross Wart at 8:02 PM on October 5, 2009
Take plenty of sips.
Hope you used Band-Aids
To prevent bloody nips.
posted by Andy's Gross Wart at 8:02 PM on October 5, 2009
Those Boys Town cheerleaders
Like to shake and wag.
But take a closer look:
They're men in drag.
posted by Andy's Gross Wart at 8:08 PM on October 5, 2009
Like to shake and wag.
But take a closer look:
They're men in drag.
posted by Andy's Gross Wart at 8:08 PM on October 5, 2009
If you lived here,
you'd be home by now.
Gatorade.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:12 PM on October 5, 2009
you'd be home by now.
Gatorade.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:12 PM on October 5, 2009
If you complain
Of calves exploding
Next time you need
More carbo loading
Olive Garden.
posted by persona at 8:44 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Of calves exploding
Next time you need
More carbo loading
Olive Garden.
posted by persona at 8:44 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Best answer: The ground is hard
The road less traveled
Watch you step
Lace unraveled
posted by furtive at 8:46 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
The road less traveled
Watch you step
Lace unraveled
posted by furtive at 8:46 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
When you hit the wall
At mile nine
Just picture beer
At the finish line
posted by Acacia at 10:46 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
At mile nine
Just picture beer
At the finish line
posted by Acacia at 10:46 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Best answer: I placed these signs with
Decreased spacing.
They'll make you think
You're really racing.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:46 PM on October 5, 2009 [6 favorites]
Decreased spacing.
They'll make you think
You're really racing.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:46 PM on October 5, 2009 [6 favorites]
MsMolly Wants
To Give You
A High Five!
Get Ready!
MsMolly [down arrow]
Ripped off from (inspired by, if you like) Improv Everywhere, of course.
You'd have to be willing to stand out there for a while around the time you expect your friend to run by the spot, but it would probably be almost as much fun as Rob had at the escalator.
You could still personalize it a bit, and get a heads-up for your friend's imminent arrival by having someone hold up a first sign saying
Hey, [Friend's Name]!!!
when they see her or him come into range.
posted by zoinks at 12:33 AM on October 6, 2009
To Give You
A High Five!
Get Ready!
MsMolly [down arrow]
Ripped off from (inspired by, if you like) Improv Everywhere, of course.
You'd have to be willing to stand out there for a while around the time you expect your friend to run by the spot, but it would probably be almost as much fun as Rob had at the escalator.
You could still personalize it a bit, and get a heads-up for your friend's imminent arrival by having someone hold up a first sign saying
Hey, [Friend's Name]!!!
when they see her or him come into range.
posted by zoinks at 12:33 AM on October 6, 2009
Best answer: I hope, like Popeye,
You ate your spinach,
It's twenty miles,
Until the finich!
Atop this crest,
The view is clear,
At least it's all,
Downhill from here.
posted by Zonker at 5:23 AM on October 6, 2009
You ate your spinach,
It's twenty miles,
Until the finich!
Atop this crest,
The view is clear,
At least it's all,
Downhill from here.
posted by Zonker at 5:23 AM on October 6, 2009
Response by poster: These are awesome, guys. Thanks! Here's one that came to me last night as I was falling asleep.
Humpty didn't keep
on pace.
Hit the Wall.
Much egg
on face.
posted by MsMolly at 9:07 AM on October 7, 2009
Humpty didn't keep
on pace.
Hit the Wall.
Much egg
on face.
posted by MsMolly at 9:07 AM on October 7, 2009
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Halfway there
I'm on my couch
Having a beer.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 7:45 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]