Loving you is no mis-steak, but this pun is
February 13, 2009 9:44 PM Subscribe
Help me think of a pun or a short poem about barbecues, meat, and love.
I got my boyfriend (who loves, loves to cook, especially grilling) a card for Valentine's day with a really cool grill filled with sausages and hamburgers on the front. It's really nice and well-made, but it was originally a birthday card for a dad so I have to glue a new message on the inside. I'd like to glue a cute saying, well-written poem (preferably by a known poet), or a stupid pun on the inside that has something to do with barbecue or meat and love. All I can think of is "Loving you is no mis-steak," but I'm seriously hoping for something better.