September 2011 Archives

September 30

Stinky Shiitakes

Pungent shiitakes from a Korean market. Are they okay? [more inside]
posted by WasabiFlux at 11:27 PM PST - 5 comments

Avoiding Black Lung

Ozone-free air purifier for apartment on busy street? [more inside]
posted by mia_farrow at 11:02 PM PST - 5 comments

Good Sydney Gynecologist?

Does anyone have a recommendation for a good gynecologist in Sydney? [more inside]
posted by twirlypen at 10:43 PM PST - 5 comments

Intermittently yelling out "books".

I like Community. I like books. Give me books that are like Community. [more inside]
posted by Memo at 8:37 PM PST - 26 comments

Should I use a condom if my girlfriend sleeps with women?

My girlfriend is going to start sleeping with other women. I'm a man, and I'm not. Should we go back to using condoms? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:10 PM PST - 23 comments

Robbery Without A Gun

What happens to someone trying to cash a fraudulent check? [more inside]
posted by jaimystery at 7:19 PM PST - 7 comments

How to get to DC Olmsted parks

How to visit Olmsted parks in D.C.? Without my car please. [more inside]
posted by stinker at 7:13 PM PST - 4 comments

Keep my hope alive.

How do you stop yourself from being worn out by the negativity you perceive in the world? [more inside]
posted by Be cool, sodapop at 7:04 PM PST - 35 comments

And Cain rose up...

I'm looking for any and all songs about murder and murderers. [more inside]
posted by katyggls at 6:47 PM PST - 136 comments

Psychiatrist in Boston area

Please recommend a psychiatrist (or psychopharmacologist) in the Brookline or Newton, MA area. Preferred: male, specializing in anxiety and panic disorder.
posted by anonymous at 6:32 PM PST - 4 comments

I ate so much, I was like the guy in The Meaning Of Life restaurant scene... almost.

Once upon a time, I ate at a Turkish restaurant in Sydney. It was the best meal of my life. Can you help me recreate the various meat-in-sauce dishes we were served? [more inside]
posted by malibustacey9999 at 6:28 PM PST - 9 comments

The eerie side of Patsy Cline?

MeFites, A long time ago I was playing trivia in a bar and in between rounds one night this dark, almost minimalist country song played. I'm reasonably sure it was a Patsy Cline song. It was in a minor key with a theramin or possibly backup singers (or both!?) providing eerie accompaniment to a very catchy tune. I'd heard it before so I assume it's well known, but it's not on her greatest hits. Any ideas what the title might be?
posted by drzz at 6:07 PM PST - 16 comments

Looking for an online resource which will make me into an instant Archivist/Librarian...

Looking for an online resource which will make me into an instant Archivist/Librarian... Ha ha... not really but close. I am setting up an online archive of old records, photos, and other documents. I would like to do this right so that the average Joe can use it but also so that librarians and archivists won't look down their noses at me. Are there any sites out there which have basic information on this sort of thing? [more inside]
posted by brownrd at 5:54 PM PST - 3 comments

I need something to read.

My favorite book is James A. Michener's The Source. What else might I like? I detest romance and I don't like "spy" novels. I don't like Ken Follet. I did like The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet. Googling and checking Amazon for Historical Fiction didn't yield anything interesting. Help me out here, guys, I trust your judgement.
posted by puddinghead at 5:46 PM PST - 12 comments

Tumblr Comments Box Needed

How can I add a comments box to my tumblr blog? Tumblr says they have an option to install but it doesn't seem to be working. Any ideas?
posted by InterestedInKnowing at 5:19 PM PST - 3 comments

I need medicinal booze.

Stomach/GI problems for the past two weeks, now mostly gone except for persistent heartburn. What alcoholic beverage will cause me the least pain? [more inside]
posted by devotion+doubt at 4:37 PM PST - 16 comments

Any rigorous study of unpredicted applications of pure math?

It is often said that pure math research finds unpredictable applications long after it is done. Has anyone tried to investigate this phenomenon rigorously? [more inside]
posted by stebulus at 4:29 PM PST - 6 comments

Don't touch my grill!

What's my next move with my weird neighbor? What in the world could have possibly made him do what what he just did? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:24 PM PST - 42 comments

Where to find parts for my W.R. Brown compressor?

Where to find parts for my W.R. Brown compressor? [more inside]
posted by trinity8-director at 4:18 PM PST - 1 comment

No. Not Half Dome.

Yosemite trip with my parents: what not-ridiculously-hard hikes are best for my parents, who are in their late 50s? We're going this weekend (early October.) [more inside]
posted by soleiluna at 4:08 PM PST - 8 comments

Young couple with nothing need jobs and a place to live - where?

Where is the best market in the US for unskilled labor jobs combined with a place where a young couple with nothing can start their lives? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:48 PM PST - 12 comments

What's so Grand about this Canyon?

I'm not going to the Grand Canyon any time soon, but I'm still curious: what are some of its most unique aspects or little-known features? [more inside]
posted by egeanin at 3:15 PM PST - 10 comments

DC 52 Timeline Help

Can anybody help me out with the DC 52 Reboot continuity? Not continuity with past comics, but within the reboot itself. [more inside]
posted by jabberjaw at 2:54 PM PST - 8 comments

WHAT IS A "GYM"?

Regular gym users: What's your routine? When do you go, what do you do, when do you eat, what should I eat before/after, how much more water do I need to drink? More specific questions inside... [more inside]
posted by two lights above the sea at 2:26 PM PST - 27 comments

Any study spaces near Somerville MA open late at night?

Are there any public libraries or study spaces in or near Somerville MA that stay open pretty late at night? [more inside]
posted by kmavap at 2:14 PM PST - 8 comments

I want to wring the science out of the dismal science.

I want to understand economic policy better, but I'm looking for a source that takes a specific type of approach. Help me find it, assuming it exists. [more inside]
posted by invitapriore at 2:13 PM PST - 7 comments

What are the best tabletop hands-making-things videos?

You know those videos where the camera is stationed above or to the side of a work table, and all you can see of the artist is their hands? I'm looking for examples that are above average in production and/or entertainment value. They could be time-lapse art making videos, or how to make an origami crane, or white-board illustration, or something similar -- but I'm looking for the cream of the crop.
posted by jenmakes at 2:00 PM PST - 5 comments

i wanna be a barista, lalala.

I love coffee. I may apply for a part-time job at a cafe. Have you ever been a barista? Did you enjoy it? [more inside]
posted by ddaavviidd at 1:53 PM PST - 27 comments

Help me understand the legal status of a refund that was mistakenly sent to me.

Help me understand the legal status of a refund that was mistakenly sent to me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:43 PM PST - 8 comments

How do YOU do the internet?

What's your preferred process for finding and curating what you want to read on the web, and making it readable on your computer and tablet type devices? [more inside]
posted by patnasty at 1:41 PM PST - 12 comments

Where'd my mojo go?

How do I make life magic again? [more inside]
posted by henryaj at 1:37 PM PST - 31 comments

Gifts in Billings, MT

What can I give my friend a gift certificate for in Billings, MT? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:06 PM PST - 3 comments

Bunch of symptoms, maybe hypothyroid, what do I do next?

Bunch of symptoms, maybe hypothyroid, what do I do next? For the past several years, I’ve had a bunch of nagging symptoms that together have been very frustrating, and at times debilitating. The onset of the symptoms was about 7 years ago. My GP initially thought hypothyroidism, but the tests came back normal. As the years have gone on, the symptoms have waxed and waned but never gone away, and I keep getting retested for hypothyroidism at my doctors suggestion, but the tests always come back normal. After looking at the actual values from the lab, and a bit of research, I’m wondering if it isn’t in fact hypothyroidism, and what to do next. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:06 PM PST - 15 comments

Keeping a happy kid happy?

How can I foster my 12 year old son's joie de vivre when I feel so grindy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:15 PM PST - 11 comments

...now see the movie!

Should I go see Moneyball? [more inside]
posted by MtDewd at 12:02 PM PST - 15 comments

I fudged the end date of my last job by six weeks. What now?

On my resume, I fudged the end date for my last job by six weeks, to cover up a bad situation where I was not at fault. A new company has given me an offer, checked my references, and sent me all the new hire paperwork. I'm supposed to start in two weeks. Only problem? I had to consent to a background check. Now I'm concerned that my lie will be uncovered. What do I do? [more inside]
posted by Sloop John B at 12:00 PM PST - 20 comments

Internet communities for the California Gold Rush?

I have an interest in reading about / discussing the California Gold Rush. Are there any good communities devoted to discussing/researching this on the web? Mailing lists, websites, it doesn't matter.
posted by entropicamericana at 11:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Should duhat wine be served cold?

At what temperature should Filipino duhat (plum) wine be served? [more inside]
posted by amro at 11:16 AM PST - 3 comments

New Television Questions!

Please Hope me select a new TV. [more inside]
posted by Danf at 11:16 AM PST - 22 comments

I need a therapist in Cambridge, MA

Can someone suggest a good CBTish/existential/thoughtful therapist who takes Tufts insurance in Boston? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:54 AM PST - 4 comments

I baptize you in the name of Wittgenstein, eschaton and continental hermeneutics.

We can't actually make it to a baptism tomorrow... and I'm sure this will rankle the family. What kind of meaningful gift can we give them? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 9:50 AM PST - 32 comments

I want to eat less meat; how do I make sure that I'm still getting enough protein in my diet?

What are some good sources of vegetarian protein? [more inside]
posted by asnider at 9:47 AM PST - 36 comments

CMS Website Photo Menu Solution

Please help me figure out if a CMS website we would like to do is feasible. [more inside]
posted by GnomeChompsky at 9:42 AM PST - 7 comments

School Uniform for an eczema sufferer

Eczema School Uniform. My daughter has quite severe eczema and we're finding that the school uniforms are making her itch even more than usual, as they are not 100% cotton. Looking to you guys to help me find 100% cotton uniform items for her. She needs a shirt, Navy pinafore and white knee length socks. The main problem i'm having is finding a Long Sleeve shirt for her, those i've found so far are too big for her. She 5 now but is quite small for her age. Have thought about getting shirts made for her, but not sure if it's feasible? Any help appreciated.
posted by lloyder at 9:33 AM PST - 9 comments

House training a dog who dwells in a condo with shared corridors and an elevator...

How can I house break a 6-year-old rescued scent hound when I live in a condo with shared corridors and an elevator? After searching many rescue listings, I have found a cute dog that seems to be a good fit for me according to the adoption counselors. I plan to meet the dog this weekend and take her home early next week if all works as planned. The rescue agency told me that she doesn't like pooping on leash, but will urinate on leash. They think she'll be OK with the shared corridors and elevator. I'm mainly worried that she will make a mess in these common areas as I don't want to upset my neighbors. It is my understand that she will poop in the house at times because she doesn't understanding the concept of pooping on leash. [more inside]
posted by parakeetdog at 9:33 AM PST - 8 comments

"Fresh" Can of Mountain Dew

Problem: a good friend wants one of my delicious Mountain Dew Throwbacks. Solution: Empty can of delicious Mountain Dew and refill with disgusting Diet Coke. Problem: I can't reseal a can of Mountain Dew. Solution? [more inside]
posted by 47triple2 at 9:22 AM PST - 49 comments

Can I save this cracked coffee mug?

I dropped a handmade coffee mug and it cracked but did not shatter. Can it be saved? [more inside]
posted by misskaz at 9:22 AM PST - 4 comments

Replacing Sonicare Toothbrush Battery

I own a Sonicare Toothbrush. The battery has now died. Phillips used to replace these toothbrushes for about 75% of their original cost. However, Phillips now has suspended this practice. Would anyone know of a small independent company that would repair my Sonicare by replacing the dead battery? Thanks in advance.
posted by Mckoan1 at 9:12 AM PST - 3 comments

Plastic grocery bags are not cutting it.

[Knitting/Crochet Filter] Help me find a great bag for my crochet projects and supplies. [more inside]
posted by Kimberly at 9:00 AM PST - 9 comments

Why does my iMac refuse to download Flash Player and other things?

I have a Mac desktop with OS X 10.6.8 and use Firefox. When I try to download something like CCleaner or updated version of Adobe Flash, I'm unable to do so. Instead I'm told I've chosen to open a binary file, and when I click Save File, a blank box opens with a "Download" label, but then just sits there: a blank white box apparently doing nothing. I wait, and nothing happens. I'm computer dumb, so be gentle. Have I got my settings screwed up, or am I not doing something I should? This has happened a bunch of times when I try to download other stuff. I hate being ignorant. Many thanks if you can help.
posted by fivesavagepalms at 8:39 AM PST - 7 comments

Options for vapocoolant/cryogesic/refridgerant sprays that are safe to use on human skin?

What are the current options for vapocoolant/cryogesic/refridgerant sprays that are safe to use on human skin? What is a hassle-free option to find and buy in a foreign country (Korea)? [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 8:37 AM PST - 5 comments

Help Me Find This Clock

Please identify this modern yellow clock. I have two pictures. [more inside]
posted by aabbbiee at 8:23 AM PST - 5 comments

How can I keep my boyfriend while lowering my risk of getting his HSV-1? (Herpes Simplex 1)

My serious boyfriend has just tested positive for HSV-1, while I have tested negative. We are both panicking, and need good, detailed statistics and math on the risks, reductions, and transmission rates in order to figure out what to do. Please help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:18 AM PST - 45 comments

Stare down the emotional pit or look elsewhere?

How do you deal with difficult family situations without imploding? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:18 AM PST - 8 comments

Non-annoying social gaming?

Is there a (preferably free) online game like Zynga's Adventure World that doesn't require me to hassle my friends for things to move forward? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 8:01 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me monitor students as they write in my online writing class

Help me monitor students as they write in my online writing class [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 7:54 AM PST - 7 comments

Not going to name him Marius

Suggestions for bringing home a kitty friend for our lonely cat? [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 7:51 AM PST - 22 comments

What is it like to be a child in therapy?

What is child therapy like? [more inside]
posted by EtTuHealy at 7:37 AM PST - 10 comments

My first poster!

How do I print a scientific/clinical research poster? [more inside]
posted by abirae at 7:36 AM PST - 12 comments

Please Shed Light on This Question

What type of safety glasses should I wear to operate an Intense Pulse Light (IPL) hair removal system such as the Silk'n? [more inside]
posted by jameslavelle3 at 6:41 AM PST - 3 comments

Please, don't say Hudson...

Hello fellow NYCer's. There's a guy who is kind of special to me who really needs a mini break. I'd like to take him someplace kind of mellow and nature-y on Sunday. We just have the one day, and It should be within an hours drive or so. [more inside]
posted by newpotato at 5:28 AM PST - 18 comments

A DAB unit that isn't there...

I recently inherited a great sounding and incredibly attractive old AM/FM tuner/amplifier. Can anyone recommend an unobtrusive DAB unit I can connect to the AUX? (UK) [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 5:21 AM PST - 8 comments

A series of tubes for my arts.

How do I keep all my artwork organized on my web site? [more inside]
posted by overeducated_alligator at 4:41 AM PST - 5 comments

Remap Keys on OSX Lion?

On my Mac I use the software EyeTV and it requires me to hold Shift + Command + C to take a screenshot. That is an annoying screen combination--is there any way I can create a macro or remap the keys? Either in EyeTV, OSX Lion, or some other add-on software so I can just press, for example, space? Or Command+Z or some such? [more inside]
posted by arniec at 4:37 AM PST - 5 comments

My Poor Laptop

Is there a place I can take my laptop to get crisis bios recovery done to it in person, instead of sending it to the manufacturer and waiting forever? [more inside]
posted by chocolatemilkshakes at 3:05 AM PST - 3 comments

How do adult films like "Star Wars XXX" get away with it?

How do adult films like "Star Wars XXX" get away with it? [more inside]
posted by Meatbomb at 1:22 AM PST - 22 comments

Advice for geeks?

What advice would you give to a young geek? What are the best sites with that advice? I have a geeky younger brother, and I want him to avoid many of the pitfalls and social isolation that hit me and have hit others. I've already sent him The Five Geek Social Fallacies, the Nice Guys rant, and at least one Something Awful thread. Similar sites, as well as personal advice, would be appreciated.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:52 AM PST - 49 comments

How do I make school fast and cheap?

So I'm taking the plunge (sort of) and starting grad school to get my Masters' degree. How in the world do I pay for it? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 12:30 AM PST - 14 comments

Where in Africa are these places?

I have two pictures, do you know where these places are in Africa? [more inside]
posted by perpetualstroll at 12:23 AM PST - 11 comments

September 29

Help me determine if I'm on the right path to healing my "depression", if that is in fact what I'm dealing with.

I can't pinpoint the source of my ongoing angst/depression/anxiety - is it emotional or physiological? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:22 PM PST - 15 comments

Killer kitty

Our cat, who in the previous 6 years has not brought home any animals, has brought home 3 dead rats. Ew! What's up with that? Why now? Should we put a bell on him? Is he fighting off a rat infestation? Should we do anything about it? [more inside]
posted by Artw at 11:13 PM PST - 30 comments

Art/Science Double Threats?

Are there any Great Scientists who are also Great Artists? If not right now, who was the last person who comfortably fit in both categories? For the purpose of this discussion, a Great Artist has produced museum quality work (or a great novel, or similar), and a Great Scientist has made at least one 'important' discovery or invention, however you want to define that. [more inside]
posted by empath at 10:20 PM PST - 49 comments

Must See Fights?

In the spirit of Hagler v Hearns, the Ward v Gatti trilogy and Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Frazier III - what were the most exciting "must see" fights of the last forty years?
posted by joannemullen at 10:00 PM PST - 14 comments

Noob Scooter Questions

Commuter filter: I'd like to explore the possibilities of getting a scooter or motorcycle for my ~1.5 mile trip from home to the train station. [more inside]
posted by colin_l at 9:40 PM PST - 19 comments

Do rocksteady

Ska/two-tone recommendations? [more inside]
posted by lhude sing cuccu at 8:12 PM PST - 36 comments

Help me decide how to get this job!

I think I'm interested in a job as a "field consultant" with a specific franchise tutoring company. Is my plan feasible/reasonable? This is the first job posting I've seen in months that has gotten me excited. [more inside]
posted by bilabial at 8:06 PM PST - 6 comments

Can I refuse to let them talk to anyone from my current employer?

I got a new job! Yay! But I have to fill out a consent statement... and I may have exaggerated a part of my job history... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:05 PM PST - 22 comments

Looking for a good Chicago credit union

Are there any good credit unions in Chicago that have no membership restrictions? [more inside]
posted by chundo at 7:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Computer virus propagating to another network

ComputerVirusFilter: OK...So i got a virus: Worm:Win32/Rebhip.A Heres my question. I had this virus on my computer and then connected to my work computer via Teamviewer. Could this virus be propagated to my work network via the teamviewer session? THx
posted by flipmiester99 at 7:25 PM PST - 5 comments

Quick fix floor.

How to quickly retile over a busted old floor? Bonus: potential asbestos hazard. [more inside]
posted by zvs at 7:11 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I enter the field of educational games and technology?

I want to create (or help create) educational games, but I don't have a design or programming background. I'm more interested in the education/learning side of things. How do I make this happen? [more inside]
posted by pourtant at 6:56 PM PST - 6 comments

Why can't OSX "Lion" connect to NAS volumes even after i've enabled DHCAST128?

Why can't OSX "Lion" connect to NAS volumes even after i've enabled DHCAST128? [more inside]
posted by monkeybutt at 6:22 PM PST - 6 comments

OK to bathe in sulfur water?

A few years ago we rented a beautiful private home in Door County, Wis on Green Bay in October. Everything was perfect except that the water (well) really smelled of sulfur. We would like to go back there for the house, the fireplace the gorgeous setting and sunsets on the Bay but... that smell. We can bring bottled water for everything but bathing. Is it harmful to ones health to shower in sulfur water? Any tips as to how to mitigate the odor? thanks
posted by Tullyogallaghan at 5:54 PM PST - 21 comments

Looking for a new scooter helmet...

I am looking to buy a new helmet for the one I currently use with my scooter is falling apart....any suggestions for where I can try on before I buy in Los Angeles and surrounding cities? [more inside]
posted by matthelm at 5:46 PM PST - 3 comments

Buying men's clothes in London

Where should I shop for men's clothing in London for an office job? And what should I wear? [more inside]
posted by PercussivePaul at 5:19 PM PST - 12 comments

Shabu Shabu Restaurant in Sydney

I went to a Japanese Restaurant in Brisbane a while back where each table was decked out with an induction cooker, and the patrons chose their stock, and cooked their own soup. The Chinese people I was eating with told me the style was called "Shabu Shabu". Does anyone know of a similar restaurant in or near Sydney CBD?
posted by singingfish at 5:16 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me find glasses that flatter my face.

[FashionFilter] Help me find glasses that flatter my face. [more inside]
posted by Metasyntactic at 4:51 PM PST - 15 comments

Lone Star Chefs

Is there a way to see a list of Top Chef Texas restaurants/episode locations before Nov. 12? Failing that, I would appreciate some MeFite recommendations of the Top Chef foodie-type restaurants in San Antonio/Austin area. [more inside]
posted by hellogoodbye at 3:56 PM PST - 9 comments

Crime Rate Statistics

Please clear up the use of statistics by two people trying to compare crime rates in one huge city (NYC) to Charleston, SC. a much smaller city. [more inside]
posted by Elsie at 3:26 PM PST - 25 comments

How do I take the first step towards ending my marriage?

I know it's time to leave my husband. But what's my first step? Details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:18 PM PST - 25 comments

Am I just being a selfish prick?

I'm leaving my wife. Am I just being a selfish prick? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:18 PM PST - 106 comments

Help me Excel at Excel(tm)

Recommendations for an online Excel refresher course, preferably free, that will make me an Excel God Master Wizard user compentant enough not to embarrass myself in 72 hours? [more inside]
posted by Mitheral at 3:10 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I organise my stuff in my dresser?

I'm now the proud owner of a proper grownup bedroom set, with a dresser that has a mirror and everything. What are your best tips for organising all my stuff so I can ready most efficiently? [more inside]
posted by emilyw at 3:09 PM PST - 5 comments

Stained or Painted?

Baseboards - Stained or Painted? My boyfriend and I are buying a house, and the builder has installed lovely paneled wood interior doors. He said that he would like to stain them to match the cabinets (a medium stain called "spice") and will also stain the baseboards. I love the look of the stained doors, but am concerned the baseboards might look...I don't know, old fashioned or something. Does anyone have stained baseboards, and do you love or hate them? Also, if we later decide to paint them white, how much of a pain is that?
posted by odayoday at 2:45 PM PST - 18 comments

Can you solve this Latin grammar puzzle?

Calling all Metafilter Latinists! What's the deal with usually-active Latin verbs appearing as deponents in some cases? [more inside]
posted by easy, lucky, free at 2:33 PM PST - 5 comments

What Nocturnal Animals Shake When Startled?

What nocturnal animals shake when a light shines on them? Long story short, this is for a project. I have vibrating motors, a photocell, and a microcontroller. So I am trying to come up with a use for these components. [more inside]
posted by helios410 at 2:28 PM PST - 8 comments

Is a totally peaceful life a historical anomaly?

What approximate percentage of the human population that has ever existed has lived a life free from violence on a mass scale? [more inside]
posted by jlowen at 2:15 PM PST - 11 comments

"...sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."

What are the best sex-positive articles / writings that you know of? [more inside]
posted by non-kneebiter at 1:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Female Autobiographers?

Awesome autobiographies by European women. [more inside]
posted by besonders at 1:20 PM PST - 27 comments

Kind of like Proust.com only better (because it's homemade).

I want to make a really nice "family history" book (not necessarily genealogy, however) [more inside]
posted by Doleful Creature at 1:19 PM PST - 2 comments

Drunk animals!

Tell me about animals that get drunk. [more inside]
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 1:09 PM PST - 58 comments

Corp-to-Corp computer consulting in CA- what's the deal?

Corp-to-Corp computer consulting in CA- what's the deal? [more inside]
posted by drjimmy11 at 1:05 PM PST - 3 comments

What are the most useful tools in an Asian kitchen?

What kitchen tools are necessary for a home cook in a western country looking to try their hand at creating dishes traditionally found in east and southeast Asia? [more inside]
posted by Juniper Toast at 1:01 PM PST - 16 comments

When "gooey" won't suffice

What does a suicide from jumping look like? [more inside]
posted by OrangeDrink at 11:55 AM PST - 24 comments

Is Union Transfer in Philadelphia worth a special trip?

Philly folks: I'm looking for information about the new Union Transfer music venue. What's it like? And can you recommend someplace nearby to stay? [more inside]
posted by messica at 11:15 AM PST - 5 comments

Please help me send my photos from my phone to "The World Wide Web" without F**kbook

Easiest way to get photos from my phone to the web that is NOT F**kbook? [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 11:07 AM PST - 45 comments

All micro usb cables are not created equal?

Why does the motorola branded micro usb cable that came with my droid phone both charge *AND* transfer data, but generic micro usb cables will only charge the phone? [more inside]
posted by de void at 11:05 AM PST - 13 comments

blinking text and maybe some horrid clip art, too

Help me make the most visually unfortunate, ugly, cliche-ridden, god-awful Powerpoint presentation ever. [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 10:49 AM PST - 53 comments

I love too many things.

How do I choose what to do with my life when I'm passionate about everything? [more inside]
posted by Autumn at 10:44 AM PST - 35 comments

What's an easy-to-use dictation program for Mac?

My dad's Parkinson's is affecting his typing, and he's interested in moving to dictation software. But it's got to be easy to use for a mid-70s, Mac-using, quasi-technophobe! [more inside]
posted by snoe at 10:39 AM PST - 14 comments

Disney-related gmail addy?

Help me think of a clever gmail address for a new Disney vacation advisor! [more inside]
posted by Falwless at 10:29 AM PST - 21 comments

good looking filing cabinets?

Is there such a thing as a nice-looking filing cabinet? [more inside]
posted by Ollie at 10:22 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me find this settee

I want to buy this tufted corner bench. I cannot find it anywhere. [more inside]
posted by morganannie at 10:18 AM PST - 10 comments

Spring Classics in Belgium

Belgians or Cyclists or Belgian Cyclists: Help me plan a spring trip to Belgium. [more inside]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 10:16 AM PST - 7 comments

charity auction sites?

My non-profit holds its gala benefit soon. In lieu of our usual clipboards-and-pens silent auction, we were thinking of using an internet service such as Bidding for Good. Good idea? Bad idea? [more inside]
posted by HeroZero at 10:10 AM PST - 9 comments

Looking for PR Contact Management System

Is there an off-the-shelf tool my small company can use to manage our PR contact list, our outreach efforts, and the results we've gotten (i.e. product reviews and articles)? [more inside]
posted by alms at 9:57 AM PST - 6 comments

Would Cheese or Bodie have ever sat down with an accountant?

I'm curious about the theoretical tax situations of characters from The Wire. [more inside]
posted by COBRA! at 9:53 AM PST - 15 comments

What to do before Berkeley?

What to do with three months of free time... [more inside]
posted by psergio at 9:38 AM PST - 13 comments

I'm... Going to the Darklands...

Give me some things I can do/accomplish? I'm slipping into a dark, sad place that I can't talk myself out of. Therapy and anti-depressants/anti-anxiety are taken care of. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:37 AM PST - 31 comments

Until we develop food-over-IP...

A friend in another state spent the night in a domestic violence shelter. What can/should I do to help? [more inside]
posted by Alterscape at 9:33 AM PST - 14 comments

Name that song

I'm trying to identify a song from the "God" episode of Louie about 4.5 minutes in. [more inside]
posted by creasy boy at 9:29 AM PST - 4 comments

NFL Sunday Ticket ToGo

I have some questions about and would like to hear people's impressions of Direct TV's NFL Sunday ticket to go. [more inside]
posted by bytewrite at 8:55 AM PST - 4 comments

Where to Find Pictures of World Cities Then and Now

I'm looking for photos on the web or books showing international cities evolving over the last 10, 20, or 50 years, particularly in the developing world: Mumbai, Dhaka, Guangzhou, et al.
posted by sswiller at 8:53 AM PST - 5 comments

Plot points in Down Terrace

Anyone seen the English film Down Terrace? [more inside]
posted by eugenen at 8:52 AM PST - 1 comment

More songs like Drive

I can't stop listening to the icy cool Drive soundtrack. Help me find more songs like these!
posted by Avenger50 at 8:45 AM PST - 12 comments

Donating prescription meds

Where do I donate prescription medication (Topamax/Topiramate)? [more inside]
posted by zaxour at 8:34 AM PST - 9 comments

dumb people need health insurance too

I screwed up by waiting too long to get health insurance. Now what do I do? [more inside]
posted by prefpara at 8:27 AM PST - 17 comments

Splurging for the hotel, but eating on the cheap while traveling

What are some healthy foods that one can take traveling abroad, to minimize the costs of eating out? [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 8:16 AM PST - 20 comments

Baby it's cold outside...

I would like to purchase the greatest sweatshirt/hoodie of all time. Give me guidance. [more inside]
posted by TomMelee at 8:15 AM PST - 22 comments

Ethics at a Not-for-profit

My wife is leaving a position with a not-for-profit due to a hostile work environment, unethical behaviour on the part of the executive director, and coworkers abusing organization time and resources. Should she approach the board of directors with this, or cut her losses and pretend she is only leaving for the money? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:12 AM PST - 17 comments

Why can't I make decisions?

I find it nearly impossible to make decisions, particularly if I have two equally good options. I always regret whichever one I choose. I'm a graphics student and yesterday I had to choose whether to take illustration or film this semester. After hours of weighing pros and cons I went with illustration, then I spent the rest of the day convincing myself I should've picked film. Now I've been given the option to switch, and I still can't decide! How do I stop driving myself crazy whenever I have to make an important decision?
posted by Chenko at 7:54 AM PST - 28 comments

October holiday on the continent

Holiday suggestions for the end of October. Five days, leaving from London. [more inside]
posted by CRM114 at 7:51 AM PST - 10 comments

I want to hone my kids' aesthetics through choice picture books

Visual artists: what kids’ picture books do you love? I’m especially interested in books appropriate for 4 and 5 year olds, but if you have recommendations for books for older kids that’s great too.
posted by Dragonness at 7:34 AM PST - 35 comments

What don't I understand about cheap unlimited plans?

If you go with the no-contract/prepaid phone service, unlimited talk-text-data is about $50/mo across the board. Sign a 2-year contract? Unlimited service is around $100/mo. What am I missing -- I know there's a free phone involved in the contract plan, but that can't account for a $1200 difference in service over a two-year plan. [more inside]
posted by AzraelBrown at 7:18 AM PST - 23 comments

Looking for details on Microsoft's Android patents

What patents does Microsoft own related to Android and where did those patents originate? [more inside]
posted by mullacc at 7:12 AM PST - 12 comments

What is a good website like mobileme for sharing photo albums that can be password protected?

What is a good website like mobileme for sharing photo albums that can be password protected? [more inside]
posted by thebrokenmuse at 7:11 AM PST - 5 comments

Facebook Paranoia Finally Sets In.

A lovely questions about everyone's favorite social networking site. Could someone explain further about Facebook's "Active Sessions" settings? [more inside]
posted by KogeLiz at 7:06 AM PST - 3 comments

Supervisor revealed secret pregnancy: any recourse?

Supervisor revealed secret pregnancy: any recourse? [more inside]
posted by jihaan at 6:55 AM PST - 16 comments

Help us make the most of our trip to NC!

What should we eat and do in Sunset Beach, North Carolina? [more inside]
posted by Clinging to the Wreckage at 6:49 AM PST - 7 comments

Facebook Ads? Easy? Worth it?

Is setting up and managing a Facebook ad campaign something I need a professional for? [more inside]
posted by Moron in a hurry at 6:48 AM PST - 6 comments

How to emotionally recover after losing all material possessions in a burglary?

What are some practical steps I can do to keep sane after a robbery and try to pick up the pieces of my memories? [more inside]
posted by bodywithoutorgans at 6:24 AM PST - 12 comments

external usb drive suddenly slow. recovery approaches?

my external hard drive is suddenly really slow. I'm pretty anxious. What now? [more inside]
posted by the mad poster! at 5:56 AM PST - 9 comments

Wordpress blogs "Central Command" Solution?

Seeking recommendations for dealing with many Wordpress sites from one central location. I have a number of personal sites, plus work related sites, and would like a secure, central way to deal with them all – plus a wishpony that is probably not even a spark in some stallion's eye... [more inside]
posted by taz at 5:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Crusoe film adaptations and *that* footprint

Robinson Crusoe film adaptations. Which are the best ones? Also, *that* footprint... [more inside]
posted by 0bvious at 4:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Is it worth quitting my job to avoid separation anxiety for yound kids?

Ask people who knows child developmental psychology stuff about separation anxiety for 1 yr old. Will there be permanent damage to the kid? [more inside]
posted by akomom at 4:03 AM PST - 13 comments

Where do I find out more about the effects of the Pitcairn trials on the community, seven years on

If I want to find out more about the fallout from the Pitcairn rape trials, who should I contact? I have read the wikipedia entry on it, but I would ideally like to hear from people who were actually involved in the trial, or who are closely connected with the community, what the impact of it has been on the community. [more inside]
posted by lollusc at 3:05 AM PST - 16 comments

No princess glitter on the wall, please

I need a height chart that looks like art, not fairy princesses. [more inside]
posted by katiecat at 2:31 AM PST - 10 comments

How can I get my Chrome fonts to stop looking like Zalgo?

I need a new font-smoothing app for Windows, or a fix to stop fonts in Chrome looking like Zalgo is coming. [more inside]
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 1:10 AM PST - 4 comments

which telescope?

When buying your first astronomy telescope, for the same given price (say $500) would you prefer a larger aperture (Dobsonian) or a basic computerised Go-To function? [more inside]
posted by wilful at 12:09 AM PST - 18 comments

September 28

What do I need to ask the vet about my puppy's seizures?

My puppy had a seizure (her second, I think), what questions do I need to ask the vet when I take her to the appointment on Friday? Short version: 7month old mini daschund/min-pin mix, has had all shots, currently has worms (suspected tapeworm). Had a seizure when she was about 6 weeks but the vet at the time said it was nothing to worry about. Second seizure happened this weekend, over 5 months later. Internet research points to low blood sugar/crash as the most likely culprit but I want to be sure she's getting the right treatment. Other than describing both incidents to the new vet, I have no idea what to say during the appointment, or what questions I should make a point of asking? (story/details on both seizures below) [more inside]
posted by myShanon at 11:00 PM PST - 10 comments

Help me surprise my awesome hubby

Help me surprise my husband for his birthday. My husband always picks out his gifts for his birthday and this year I want to do something special. We live in the Bay Area and are on a low budget. He is a tech geek, but also loves the outdoors and having adventures. Any ideas for romantic gestures/ outings/ gifts that aren't that expensive?
posted by tessalations999 at 10:23 PM PST - 11 comments

How can I create a hand-made digital timer?

I want to create a digital timer to run a motor and activate three solenoids in a particular sequence and for particular durations. [more inside]
posted by jsturgill at 9:54 PM PST - 9 comments

It's not all in my head!

There is a mold or mildew problem under the kitchen sink in my new apartment. My allergies are a curse that cause me to detect smells that normal people can't, and my landlord can't smell it and thinks I might be crazy. [more inside]
posted by Dilemma at 9:46 PM PST - 7 comments

Ladies who kick ass in audibook form?

Please recommend some fiction audiobooks, not too in-depth, about women kicking ass. [more inside]
posted by verbyournouns at 9:44 PM PST - 25 comments

1-2 glasses of wine a day...should I be concerned?

1-2 glasses of wine per night. On occasion, as a substitute, yoga or klonopin. How sustainable / normal is this as a night time regimen? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:44 PM PST - 22 comments

Where to stay in New York?

I'm possibly coming to New York for a week on Oct 15th, and I have no idea where to stay. I don't really have time for any in depth research - please help. [more inside]
posted by kjs4 at 9:39 PM PST - 16 comments

Can't we all just get along?

Difficult Boss Filter: How do I deal with my smack-talkin', super negative boss? [more inside]
posted by moons in june at 8:45 PM PST - 10 comments

55-200mm suitable for everyday use?

Should I replace an 18-55mm lens with a 55-200mm? [more inside]
posted by InsanePenguin at 8:26 PM PST - 16 comments

I think I've identified 'my passion'. Now help me get out of my own momentum-killing way!

So, after almost a year of hunting for a full-time job, I've decided to put that aside and try to have a go at digital storytelling as a freelancer. I have a few places I'm getting myself stuck, and I would love some assistance/context in finding 'my people' [more inside]
posted by softlord at 8:10 PM PST - 8 comments

Healthcare Refrom, Good For Home Health?

I am looking for articles and (to a lesser extent) professional/academic works that argue or present the idea that healthcare reform will be good for the home health care industry. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:50 PM PST - 2 comments

Too weird for OKCupid, not weird enough for Fetlife

Need help with OKCupid. Difficulty: I'm creepy [more inside]
posted by modernserf at 7:42 PM PST - 37 comments

Selling a camera... on the streets!

Dear Chicagoans, I need to sell a nice camera tomorrow somewhere in the area. I'm a minor, so if I need to be 18+ to sell then my question is moot, but either way- if I theoretically wanted to bring in a camera and sell it on the spot, where and how do I do such a thing?
posted by Askiba at 7:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Roland TR-808 documentary.

I'm looking for a video documentary from a couple years ago tracing the history of the Roland TR-808 drum machine. Released only on the web, it's similar in tone to the Everything is a Remix series; dry delivery, well researched, touches on remix culture. The Newcleus track Jam On It is prominently featured as a signifier of the 808's transition from a not-so-hot replacement for a drummer to being used for the sounds unique to it. If I recall correctly, it's about 8 minutes in length. It's not The Shape of Things That Hum.
posted by Scoo at 7:37 PM PST - 3 comments

Manhattan Messenger Bag Shopping

I have a few hours in Manhattan tomorrow and want new messenger style laptop bag. Where should I shop? [more inside]
posted by bitdamaged at 7:06 PM PST - 6 comments

Your favourite websites for staying current with art, design, and culture?

Your favourite websites for staying current with art, design, and culture? [more inside]
posted by droolshark at 6:35 PM PST - 20 comments

Is my cat in serious trouble or just normal hairball trouble?

Cat is weird. She's constantly sticking out her tongue, like there's something caught in her throat, but she's not choking and is relatively calm otherwise. I noticed it this morning as I was leaving for work and she's still doing it tonight. Is it normal hairballness that will soon work itself out, or should I be worried?
posted by mediareport at 6:34 PM PST - 11 comments

My annoying coworker is turning me into a rageaholic

How can I stay calm and productive when I have the most annoying coworker in the world? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:28 PM PST - 15 comments

Legal question about poetry?

If you write a poem about someone and want to publish it, is that person allowed to prevent you from doing so? [more inside]
posted by glassrose at 6:19 PM PST - 19 comments

Selling a Brand Name Product at Farmers Markets/Co-ops

I'm trying to help a friend who wants to sell a self-made food product along with another name brand food product at farmers markets, co-ops, etc. What are the legal and /or regulatory questions they need to be ask themselves and where do they go for the answers. Hypothetical scenarios in the extended explanation. [more inside]
posted by phoenixphoenix at 6:04 PM PST - 8 comments

Ancient storm art

Can you point me to any ancient art depicting a great storm? [more inside]
posted by grrarrgh00 at 5:59 PM PST - 10 comments

There's no youth culture — only masks they let you rent.

I reliably get asked, by puzzled, well-meaning people, what makes me opt out of popular culture. How do I reframe the conversation so that it's clear that I never opted in? [more inside]
posted by Nomyte at 5:56 PM PST - 86 comments

Hopefully it won't be a trail of tears.

My last day of pastry school, yay! I'm applying for jobs in NYC and several people have asked me to come in and "trail" for an hour or a day. What exactly does that mean/entail? [more inside]
posted by firei at 5:42 PM PST - 7 comments

Uh, it looks bad. Let's fix it. What do you mean "Justify It?"

I work on a website and I need to justify new development for next year. Stuff like a site redesign and new features. I need to show the business case for doing it though, even though it looks like ass. But I have no idea how to do this. [more inside]
posted by vivzan at 5:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Is the $20 Las Vegas sandwich for real?

Is the twenty dollar sandwich a myth? We are headed to THEHotel at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and I'm wondering if it is worthwhile trying this trick. [more inside]
posted by YukonQuirm at 5:09 PM PST - 17 comments

Tech skills projects for librarianship

I'm a librarian-in-training wanting to improve my tech skills (which are pretty non-existent at the moment) and I figure the best way to do that is to have some projects to work on, but I'm having trouble coming up with any ideas. [more inside]
posted by ninjablob at 5:02 PM PST - 7 comments

Barge in

The front door to my house gets stuck on humid days. How can I prevent this? [more inside]
posted by WeekendJen at 4:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Help finding gorgeous or mind-bending or hilarious anime to watch?

I like anime, but I've been mostly out of touch for a while. When I look at a list of titles I don't know what most of them are! Can you give me some recommendations of gorgeous or endearing or mind-bending anime series newer than 1996 or so that aren't Death Note, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) or Wallflower? (Liked all of those, but have seen them!) Older favorites include Revolutionary Girl Utena, Fruits Basket, Saiyuki, Hana Yori Dango, Kodomo no Omocha, movies by Satoshi Kon... Gay characters are a plus, though not required. Availability isn't really a factor, I will find it as long as I know what it is!
posted by tomboko at 4:32 PM PST - 25 comments

Slow and low, that is the tempo, more or less.

What specific practice techniques improved your ability to keep tempo while playing a musical instrument? [more inside]
posted by hindmost at 4:16 PM PST - 14 comments

The tune to move your money video?

Anybody knows the music to this video of the Move your Money project? MYM is a fascinating concept, but I'd be even more happy with the music played here.
posted by Eltulipan at 3:59 PM PST - 1 comment

Have academics worked on whether "cursive languages" are better taught in some different way?

Search terms and/or citations for research on teaching the reading and writing of languages written in cursive scripts? [more inside]
posted by bardophile at 3:50 PM PST - 10 comments

SOS: sync our surroundings on small network

Basic networking/backup over a network we have no control over? Looking for a sync solution for small business, please suggest and help inside! [more inside]
posted by yonation at 3:26 PM PST - 14 comments

Yeah, I'm probably just bring greedy...but I'm curious.

Selling my car to a private party before lease term expires, how to maximize potential profit and deal with sales tax issues? [more inside]
posted by Asherah at 3:22 PM PST - 2 comments

Terrific, not Terrible, Twos Party

Help me throw a birthday party that doesn't suck for my soon-to-be-two-year-old. [more inside]
posted by shiu mai baby at 3:00 PM PST - 22 comments

Slave to the noodle

Give me your most complex, time consuming pasta dinner menu/ recipes. [more inside]
posted by The Whelk at 2:56 PM PST - 26 comments

Best place for engagement photos in the CO Rockies?

Best place for engagement photos in the CO Rockies? [more inside]
posted by no bueno at 2:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me be apartment free for one month.

What are some cheap and interesting ways to spend 2-3 weeks without a home in and around the Bay Area? (examples: camping, retreats in redwood forest, etc). [more inside]
posted by fake at 2:34 PM PST - 11 comments

Where to buy "manga folders"?

Where can I find folders with manga designs? [more inside]
posted by inbetweener at 2:34 PM PST - 5 comments

I'm looking for an anti-customer service job.

I'm looking for an anti-customer service job. [more inside]
posted by stedman15 at 2:10 PM PST - 62 comments

I can't hear you over how awesome XBMC is (I wish)

Background music and effects are way louder than voices in XBMC, so much so that I have to get up and turn the volume down every time theme song or music comes on during TV shows or movies for fear of disturbing neighbors (not to mention that they're uncomfortably loud). [more inside]
posted by Strass at 2:01 PM PST - 12 comments

Pinout for this ancient xenon arc lamp power supply?

Recently I obtained (for work-related use) an older arc lamp power supply. It's a Zeiss unit brand-wise but was manufactured by Ludl Electronic Products (LEP) on Zeiss' behalf. It may well turn out that this particular supply isn't suited to our needs (based on the lamp we want to use it with), but I would still like to find some way to determine the pinout of the output connector. Unfortunately, I've had a heck of a time finding ANY schematics for 75 W DC xenon short arc lamp power supplies, and despite my EE degree, I remain baffled following *mumble* weeks worth of ohming-out and circuit-tracing. And at this point I've been staring at the darned thing so long that it's become hard to tell if I'm missing something really obvious or whether it's just futile to expect to be able to determine what pin serves what purpose without a schematic. Long, convoluted explanation beyond the "more inside" button. [more inside]
posted by aecorwin at 1:33 PM PST - 8 comments

Two Licenses, One Cup

My husband, having lived in 4 states in 4 years, is trying to get a New York State driver's license. Only problem is that apparently two out of state licenses are still active, and the DMV refuses to give him a license. [more inside]
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 1:21 PM PST - 11 comments

Help identify this Remington Rand typewriter model

Does anyone have any information on this old Remington Noiseless typewriter? Pictures inside. [more inside]
posted by comradestu at 12:54 PM PST - 5 comments

Engine replacement cost for a 2004 Jeep Liberty?

What's a reasonable price for having the engine of a 2004 Jeep Liberty replaced in Northern New Jersey? [more inside]
posted by thudthwacker at 12:27 PM PST - 10 comments

How to print long-lasting photos?

What's the best way make sure my pictures stay around a long, long time? [more inside]
posted by Tooty McTootsalot at 11:38 AM PST - 21 comments

The scoop on SSRIs minus the depression

Looking for experiences with SSRIs prescribed for occasional intense panic attacks and anxiety (some social anxiety too) WITHOUT any pre-existing depression, suicidal, or bipolar symptoms. Xanax hasn't worked well (lowers anxiety but seems to increase irritability). My friend has seen a therapist, who recommended this after several months of sessions, and is going to talk with a doctor about options. He's concerned with doctors' tendency to overprescribe SSRIs and monkeying around with something that's probably not intended for this.
posted by crapmatic at 11:26 AM PST - 14 comments

Tumblr Tags Issue

Tumblr folks (any left?): Is there a trick to proper tagging or is tagging buggy? I have tagged all my own work with my blog name, but only two of nine show when I search that tag. [more inside]
posted by Glinn at 11:21 AM PST - 6 comments

password lost

Password help please. How can i reset the password on my wireless router? [more inside]
posted by OHenryPacey at 11:20 AM PST - 11 comments

O Non Serviam, in wood-o carviamus

Where can I find wood-carvings such as the one depicted in this (album art) for Morbid Angel's 'Covenant' album? [more inside]
posted by herbplarfegan at 11:05 AM PST - 11 comments

DC area ok for Chinese students?

(Passed on from an ESL teacher friend of mine, who got the question from one of her students...) A group of Chinese businessmen will be coming to DC to study at Georgetown. Their company is arranging accommodation on Michigan Ave. NE, and they're 1) worried about safety, and 2) wondering what the area is like. [more inside]
posted by theatro at 10:53 AM PST - 13 comments

Istanbul to Toronto with Stopover in Spain?

Stopover flight experts: I am in Istanbul with a Eurail pass and I want to fly home to Toronto with a stopover of a couple weeks or so to see Spain and Morocco. Can I get a flight within the next week or so for a reasonable price or should I just start trudging my way back across Europe by rail? [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 10:45 AM PST - 5 comments

Who can illustrate my book?

I have an idea for a children's book (well a series of books) but I can't draw to save my life. Where can I find someone to help with this? [more inside]
posted by birdlips at 10:34 AM PST - 14 comments

Hi!

Best way to get to know your new neighbors? We are buying a home and want to build a good relationship with our new neighbors. What are your recommendations for introducing yourselves without coming off as pushy? We believe that knowing your neighbors helps for a good community, but we don't want to seem over the top. Cookies? Muffins? Knock on the door and say hi? What has been successful for you? [more inside]
posted by MayNicholas at 10:32 AM PST - 28 comments

Psychiatrist reco in Chicago, please

Recommendations for Chicago psychiatrist in the Loop for alcohol addiction and depression therapy, please. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:27 AM PST - 3 comments

go away worms!

Recurring ringworm every few months - is it living inside me and resurfacing every once in a while, or do I just happen to get unlucky and come in contact with it all the time? How does ringworm work? [more inside]
posted by never.was.and.never.will.be. at 10:20 AM PST - 7 comments

What's an appropriate gift for an agent that changes your life?

I'd like some tips on appropriate gifts for an agent that got me a gig of a lifetime. A pile o' cash seems inappropriate, so what else are my options? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:03 AM PST - 28 comments

Did people just quit writing once DepressionII hit?

Where is a good place to seek submissions for a new, small-scale, locally-grounded literary magazine? [more inside]
posted by millipede at 9:52 AM PST - 13 comments

Paying taxes as a contract employee

Until this year, my wife and I have been salaried employees with large organizations. This year, she has become a contract employee for the first time, and neither of us knows much about the process of paying taxes (Social Security, Medicare, and income) in that mode. [more inside]
posted by davcoo at 9:52 AM PST - 11 comments

Bird's Eye View

Best way to create a overview of my property? [more inside]
posted by silsurf at 9:42 AM PST - 6 comments

word 2007

Word 2007: I want to create an outline where each level is a different color. Is there any way to do this as I'm typing? (instead of manually later) I've tried styles, but I can't figure out how to apply the color to the text (content) as well as just the outline heading.
posted by amsterdam63 at 9:33 AM PST - 4 comments

What's the best way to save for retirement as a freelancer?

What's the best way to save for retirement as a freelancer? [more inside]
posted by sharkfu at 9:32 AM PST - 6 comments

Is it safe to eat this wild mushroom?

With all the rain we have had lately, there are a lot of mushrooms growing in the woods. I started reading about mushroom hunting and some mycologists claim that Chicken Mushrooms are reasonably safe to pick & eat. I recalled that there was an oak tree nearby that had been felled by Hurricane Irene, so I walk out to it and look. Sure enough, what I am fairly certain is a Laetiporus Sulphureus growing from the snapped trunk. [more inside]
posted by smoothvirus at 9:27 AM PST - 32 comments

Strength training for a sleepy new dad

I'm a first-time parent, and I worry that I'm getting into some bad habits, or at least a lack of good habits. Specifically, I snack at the late night feedings, and I don't exercise, usually because I'm worn out. Suggestions? More thoughts inside. [more inside]
posted by filthy light thief at 9:09 AM PST - 18 comments

Hope me ride out the holidays

Ideas for a single person to go somewhere over Christmas break. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:06 AM PST - 7 comments

I actually wished he would fire me!

I just snapped at my boss, but it doesn't matter. He can't fire me. Where do I go from here? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:06 AM PST - 37 comments

How can I become aware of my unconscious behaviour patterns?

It has been suggested to me that I exhibit unconscious behaviour patterns which are giving people I interact with a different message to the one I would prefer. How can I become aware of these unconscious behaviour patterns? [more inside]
posted by zingzangzung at 9:05 AM PST - 16 comments

I know I'm on a diet, I just don't know what to eat

I've just been diagnosed with Gestational Diabetes. What are your favorite diabetic-friendly foods/recipes? Any advice on keeping on track with my new diet? [more inside]
posted by litnerd at 8:39 AM PST - 17 comments

I project that we will bankrupt ALL OF SCIENCE by 2013

Need budget/bookkeeping software recommendations. Difficulty: Mac-compatible. Additional difficulty: It's for projecting/tracking expenses for NIH/NSF-awarded grants in an academic setting. Inside I give a list of requirements (most of which aren't grant-specific) and you tell me what software packages can accomplish 'em. [more inside]
posted by supercres at 8:16 AM PST - 3 comments

How to Confide in a Friend

Why does my friend want me to confide in her? What are the benefits of disclosure for oneself and for a relationship? [more inside]
posted by sincerely-s at 7:59 AM PST - 25 comments

I've got the heat, now what do I put it in?

Best recipes with jalapenos! My garden has given me several, and I can't keep up with the few meager recipes I have that use them! One added quirk, I have a 2 year old who is ok with spice, but not mouth on fire spice, and I just made chili. Ideas? I'd hate to see these go to waste!
posted by katers890 at 7:55 AM PST - 26 comments

Pumpkin beer noms

What snacks should I serve at a pumpkin beer tasting? [more inside]
posted by punchtothehead at 7:08 AM PST - 24 comments

How to grow a spine with no support?

Growing a spine? How do I learn to stand up for myself? [more inside]
posted by lab.beetle at 7:07 AM PST - 14 comments

What's a game with an interesting sailing system?

What are some examples of computer/board games with interesting tall-ship sailing systems? [more inside]
posted by kithrater at 6:53 AM PST - 14 comments

Mystery Fruit, may you vex us no more.

Plant Identification Filter: What is this New England tree with cherry-like fruit? [more inside]
posted by rebekah at 6:02 AM PST - 8 comments

Any good films of the Spanish conquest of the Aztec Empire?

What films portray the battles in the Spanish conquest of the Aztec Empire? [more inside]
posted by richb at 5:56 AM PST - 8 comments

iNanny

Can anyone recommend a Leechblock-like app for iPad? [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 5:41 AM PST - 3 comments

Mystery Illness Strikes U Household

What did I and my kids just recover from? [more inside]
posted by DU at 5:33 AM PST - 22 comments

Looking for a Far Side cartoon

Thinking of a cartoon, possibly a Far Side one? Need help finding it! [more inside]
posted by Scottie_Bob at 4:32 AM PST - 25 comments

How does one apostatise from the Church of England, and what are the (practical) consequences?

IrreligionFilter: When I was around 12 I was baptised and confirmed into the Church of England. I no longer consider myself as theist. What are my options for formally renouncing my religious past (apostatising)? [more inside]
posted by fakelvis at 4:30 AM PST - 37 comments

Should I straighten my hair?

I would like to use a straightening treatment on my hair - ie something that lasts for 6 months or so. I am wary of damaging my hair and of harmful chemicals. I'd like to hear from other Mefites who've had this sort of procedure done to their hair. More details inside. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 2:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Does coffee stunt a person's growth

Does coffee stunt your growth. [more inside]
posted by philllip at 2:16 AM PST - 24 comments

Can someone help me with what to to about a stolen wallet on a temporary work job please.

Can someone help me with what to to about a stolen wallet on a temporary work job please. [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 1:56 AM PST - 7 comments

What should I charge people as a freelance designer?

I am a first year graphic design student at ASU. I have two years experience as a graphic designer at small sign shops. I am beginning to get a lot of offers to work on projects (album artwork, logos, brochures, etc) from friends and friend of friends. I am struggling with figuring out what to charge per hour. [more inside]
posted by stlboi at 12:20 AM PST - 10 comments

September 27

Too comfy

How do I stop my room from being the black hole of productivity/inspiration that it is? [more inside]
posted by Echobelly at 10:39 PM PST - 11 comments

My Ear Feels Weird

My odd, chronic jaw & ear symptoms are growing ever more uncomfortable and crazy-making. The specialists I've seen are stumped. I'm hoping the AskMe-verse might have heard of this, or can offer some suggestions, advice, or support. [more inside]
posted by granted at 9:43 PM PST - 20 comments

Fixed gear bike help!

Im looking to getting a fixie bike... How does this bike stack up against the rest of them? I really like the look of fixies, and I love the idea of the connection to the road, and the fact that they hardly break (cause i break everything)... This bike is about 25 lbs... Is that alot for a $500 bike? Please just give me all the information/tips you can! Thanks!
posted by sizzil34 at 9:16 PM PST - 30 comments

bikes!

San Diego Filter: Where's the cheapest/best place to rent a bike in SD? Also, I'm thinking about biking from downtown SD to Torrey Pine State Park--is this a good idea? [more inside]
posted by bluelight at 8:59 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I take time off before grad school?

What advice can you give to an undergrad working for a few years before applying to grad school? This is in the hard sciences. [more inside]
posted by oracle bone at 8:41 PM PST - 10 comments

Do we really need to incorporate?

A friend and I are starting on a side project together - do we really need to incorporate? [more inside]
posted by jourman2 at 8:17 PM PST - 12 comments

OMG he's not crazy!

I'm dating a guy who is different from everyone I've ever dated before (in a good way) and because of that I don't know how to build emotional intimacy with him. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:13 PM PST - 23 comments

How I should feel about my dad having a tumor?

My dad was an angry person throughout my life. He would throw temper tantrums to everyone else in the household. My mom would lose friends due to his behaviour. He has accused my mom of cheating, he makes decisions without listening to her and then throws temper tantrums when my mom tries to resist, and he has accused my mom of being lazy during times when she was the only one working. Neither my brother or I have much respect for him anymore, but we still love our mom. Mom phoned yesterday telling my dad has testicular cancer and is getting surgery for it. I'm coming in to visit at my mom's request. But she's going to try to make me go through the motions of pretending we're a healthy family. Am I wrong to not have strong mourning feelings towards my dad's cancer?
posted by DetriusXii at 8:08 PM PST - 15 comments

What to do about a "fender bender" in MA?

In Massachusetts: Yesterday on my way to work, going about five miles per hour in morning traffic, I bumped the car in front of me. (My fault; I was totally distracted by the kid waiting for a school bus who looked like he was about to run into the middle of the street.) We pulled off to the side of the road and I took a look at the "damage" -- a couple of scratches to the paint on the (plastic) bumper.... [more inside]
posted by shamash at 8:03 PM PST - 19 comments

Same bat GRRR channel ROWF

Duffy was agitated tonight when we were watching the bats at sunset. Was he agitated because he could hear them? [more inside]
posted by jet_silver at 7:54 PM PST - 9 comments

Can anyone help me turn my offsite backup into a brick?

After reading through lots of tips and tricks on backing up data on here, I am close to a backup system that really works for me. However, can anyone help me with two things: securing an offsite backup, and backing up a bootcamp partition? [more inside]
posted by This_Will_Be_Good at 7:38 PM PST - 4 comments

Crooks and blocking the fireplugs...

What's the deal with the sliding wheel? [more inside]
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:37 PM PST - 6 comments

Will it quilt?

How can I tell if vintage fabric (some lovely old printed tablecloths with no labels) is 100% cotton? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 7:37 PM PST - 5 comments

DC to Worcester in the 20s

D.C. to Worcester, MA by train, ca. 1927? [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 7:29 PM PST - 3 comments

#1 Nanny

Question for parents who have used an in-home nanny in the past- what are some ideas for being the best nanny in the world and really impressing the parents? [more inside]
posted by skjønn at 6:56 PM PST - 10 comments

Need a movie with a specific ending from battle scene!

Looking for another Movie Scene... A war movie with a good ending, specifically a scene that can be used to show: 1. the skills the soldiers or people learned will be used in their normal life or 2. that there will always be more battles to fight. [more inside]
posted by fozzie33 at 6:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Recommendation for an ISP in Japan

Having moved recently to Japan, I'm looking for an internet provider. Basically, I have my own router (that I bought in Japan about 10 years ago), which I can configure by myself. I am looking for a cheap plan, preferably without a commitment.
posted by ovesh at 6:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Help a Martian deal with a Venusian complainer.

I rarely vent (except about philosophical or political matters) and don't see the point in complaining about my day. My wife behaves differently. Often she gets mad that I "have no response" to her complaints. How should I deal with these situations? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:36 PM PST - 57 comments

Is this Honda Civic Si worth buying?

I am looking into buying a Honda Civic with some after market modifications. Please help me decide if this car is worth buying. [more inside]
posted by SharkLangasta at 6:36 PM PST - 19 comments

How can I protect this guy from himself??

Please propose a stable arrangement for my father-in-law's finances. He's lost the plot a bit and keeps losing all his money and failing to make rent. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Under WordPress(ure)

I have until noon tomorrow to prove to my company that switching out our proprietary CMS system to Wordpress is a terrible idea. Difficulty: I know nothing about Wordpress. Help! [more inside]
posted by Melusinewave at 6:16 PM PST - 16 comments

What's the best speakers' bureau?

Can you recommend a reputable speakers' bureau? [more inside]
posted by TurkeyMustard at 6:09 PM PST - 1 comment

What are they doing to my street?

Roadwork Filter: The road adjoining mine is being resurfaced. About 2 weeks ago, the surface got chewed up and roughened by one of those enormous road scrapers. [more inside]
posted by jrchaplin at 6:02 PM PST - 4 comments

What Mississippi River town is this?

What Mississippi River town is this? [more inside]
posted by lathrop at 5:57 PM PST - 8 comments

Trouble with the car insurance claim process

Got a really weird call from a car insurance company after a minor accident. How does the car insurance system work in Australia? [more inside]
posted by vidur at 5:47 PM PST - 10 comments

help me get some pearls

My wife has been dropping hints (like anvils on my toes) that she would like a string of pearls for her birthday, and I'd like to oblige. I know nothing about buying pearls. I can probably afford it, but don't want to break the bank. [more inside]
posted by adamrice at 5:42 PM PST - 20 comments

More past indiscretions have come to light - should I be bothered, or let it go because we've worked on moving past that?

Should I forgive infidelity because we were long distance?? [more inside]
posted by yummywaffles at 5:39 PM PST - 26 comments

Cabin Fever + Nightowl - Social Anxiety = Frustration

Ways to get out and relieve cabin fever late at night, and maybe even be somewhat social? [more inside]
posted by polywomp at 5:23 PM PST - 13 comments

Proper Care and Feeding of my Indo-Fijian Sweetheart

Soon my long distance sweetheart from Fiji will be coming to visit me for at least 6 months. Help me mitigate her Culture Shock, find familiar food/movies/etc for her, and communicate with her better while we navigate a cross-cultural, cross-ethnic relationship. [more inside]
posted by DetonatedManiac at 5:06 PM PST - 2 comments

I just want to take a bath, and I can't do that when you let all the water run out of you.

I'm sick, I'm achey, and all I want to do is take a bath. So how the *%@# do I work this bathtub stopper?! [more inside]
posted by Captain Cardanthian! at 4:44 PM PST - 32 comments

jury duty problem

Just got a notice to show cause why I shouldn't be fined or jailed for not showing up for jury duty...WTF! [more inside]
posted by tandemrepeat at 4:27 PM PST - 19 comments

My phone connects to wifi but won't load internet. Hope me?

My phone connects to my home wifi network but won't load webpages/get internet. How can I fix this? Also, can anyone confirm that this won't be a hardware issue? There's a short window in which I could possibly exchange the phone, but I'd rather not if it's not a flaw in the phone. [more inside]
posted by needs more cowbell at 4:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Can I repurpose water used to sterilize baby bottles for cooking pasta?

CanIEatItFilter: I just sterilized a bunch of breast pumps/bottles in boiling water. Can I use that boiling hot water to cook, specifically something like pasta? The bottles were all washed with soap and water, then thoroughly rinsed before sterilizing. [more inside]
posted by Deathalicious at 3:58 PM PST - 29 comments

What is the title of this new age book from the 1990s?

Does anyone remember the title of a new age "non-fiction" book from the 1990s that purported to be the ecologically-bent transcriptions of a telepath in conversation with the souls of our alien ancestors, who had been reincarnated into the bodies of dolphins? [more inside]
posted by Hesychia at 3:58 PM PST - 14 comments

Suggestions for exploring Chicago's neighborhoods?

We are moving to Chicago (Hyde Park). We've heard Chicago is a "city of neighborhoods" and we plan to explore a new part of the city each weekend. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by b_alex_a at 3:39 PM PST - 26 comments

Help me figure out my car insurance!

Help me assess my car insurance in Boston, Massachusetts and see if I should switch! [more inside]
posted by modoriculous at 3:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Stop trying to install outlook on my computer!

Windows7 issue: I can't install new programs because my computer is trying to install Outlook (I don't even want Outlook!) I can't cancel the installation--it always starts again and says to run Outlook and set it as the default mail client, then asks for the CD, then keeps trying to install. Help! [more inside]
posted by secretsecret at 3:34 PM PST - 3 comments

Buy where, pay where?

Help a guy with bad credit or no credit or no good credit (not sure which I have) get a modest car loan. [more inside]
posted by DuoJet at 2:51 PM PST - 10 comments

What is this weird circle in Burkina Faso?

What is this feature on the Google Map of Burkina Faso? There's more than one. [more inside]
posted by quadrilaterals at 2:44 PM PST - 7 comments

Should I have my gall bladder removed?

GallbladderFilterites: Should I have my gall bladder removed? Write to Dr. Oz? Storm the NIH? [more inside]
posted by bitterkitten at 2:44 PM PST - 12 comments

Maybe I just hit the turbo button

My iPhone is suddenly working five times as fast. Great! How can I keep it from slowing down again? [more inside]
posted by theodolite at 2:43 PM PST - 8 comments

Need to watch Rugby World Cup from the U.S.

How do I watch the Rugby World Cup online in the U.S.? [more inside]
posted by foggy out there now at 2:34 PM PST - 6 comments

MacBook Screen Washed Out

My MacBook's display suddenly faded to a very pale bluish white, and all the colors look very washed out. Closing the display and reopening it will sometimes fix the problem, but within an hour the screen suddenly fades again. Restarting has no effect. [more inside]
posted by Yiggs at 2:26 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I get my mojo back?

Diminished sexual confidence with girlfriend, stuck in a Catch-22 now, how do I get my mojo back? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:11 PM PST - 24 comments

Google Calendar Guru Needed

Is there an 'advanced' way to add or edit Google calendar appointments beyond the normal interface? [more inside]
posted by mairuzu at 1:59 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me pick out some fun dvds for a friend

What are some good TV series released to DVD to buy for a friend on bedrest? [more inside]
posted by Nickel Pickle at 1:50 PM PST - 61 comments

Word Charts?

Is there a graphical representation of the number of english words, broken down by popular use? If not, is the raw data available online somewhere?
posted by parallax7d at 1:23 PM PST - 12 comments

Non-saddle strengthening

What exercises can I do to strengthen my form for horseback riding while not horseback riding? [more inside]
posted by Punctual at 1:13 PM PST - 15 comments

Can you help me get to DC for $800 or so?

Itinerary whizzes and Washington DC gurus: can you help tweak my plans for a trip from the midwest to DC for four nights, all under $800-1000? [more inside]
posted by librarylis at 1:12 PM PST - 23 comments

Office Space

Best practices for moving computer and printer into living area without it looking terrible? [more inside]
posted by Fairchild at 1:01 PM PST - 19 comments

YouTube if you want to

Decent video hosting for budget minded company? [more inside]
posted by run"monty at 12:56 PM PST - 5 comments

What's the best RTS game for someone that hasn't enjoyed the genre?

I've never liked real-time strategy games. What games should I try in an effort to break into this genre? [more inside]
posted by EKStickland at 12:49 PM PST - 35 comments

Am I paying too much for this work?

Just got quoted about $3000 for a new 200 amp main breaker panel (upgrading from 150 amp). Plus 300 permit fees. Seems like a lot. Am I getting ripped off? The reputable company quoting the job says it will take about 5 hours to complete. [more inside]
posted by Rad_Boy at 12:44 PM PST - 12 comments

Babar, Mortality and Me

Which of the Babar books deal with death? This question stems from a childhood anecdote that goes a little something like this . . . [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet at 12:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Adult jungle gym or what?

What is this adult jungle gym style thing and how to use it effectively? [more inside]
posted by lizarrd at 12:09 PM PST - 4 comments

Is there a way to sign in and out using text messages?

Our employer has started a requirement that people sign in and out on a white board when leaving the building. It's not *that* big a deal, but it's kind of a hassle because of how we're set up. It got me wondering if there's a way to do this electronically. The ideal solution would be that I send a text about where I'm going. That text then shows up on a website, along with a time stamp. I would then send another text when I return. Is there such a thing?
posted by jasper411 at 11:52 AM PST - 15 comments

Is the path to my heart paved with jokes?

He's got so many qualities I like...except for one. And it might be a dealbreaker. Am I being ridiculous? Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this? [more inside]
posted by blackcatcuriouser at 11:46 AM PST - 72 comments

Collapse Of Soviet Union

I'm looking for reporting/stories dealing with Russia right when the Soviet Union collapsed. [more inside]
posted by JonesVery at 11:40 AM PST - 9 comments

Road to Yosemite

Two buddies and I are taking a road trip from Las Vegas to San Francisco in November. After some research, I've come to a fork in the road... [more inside]
posted by In The Annex at 11:37 AM PST - 8 comments

Where can I find free/high quality software design training videos online.

I have a degree in computer engineering but I would like to expand my programming expertise. I have a very solid understanding of syntax and procedural programming but I am looking for video training on system design techniques and other 'higher-level' concepts like testability. I have recently been going through the Khan Academy math courses and love it. I would like something similar for software design. It can be proper training or just really good podcasts. [more inside]
posted by n-palmer at 11:33 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me pick the best xmas card every

I need the awesomest secular Christmas card ever to send out for my small business. Please show me your funny or cool suggestions. [more inside]
posted by bq at 11:33 AM PST - 22 comments

All Gmail All the Time, please

I'm on Mac OS X, Chrome, Gmail. How do I get MS Word and Excel to play nice with Gmail? Right now, when I go into Word or Excel and click File/Send To/Mail Recipient (as Attachment), a Mac Mail window opens up. Same thing if I happen to click an email link in a Word or Excel doc. I've installed Gmail Notifier, which opens a Gmail window for mailto: links on web pages, but doesn't help with Word or Excel. (In Mail, I've gone into Preferences/Default Email Reader and selected Gmail Notifier (1.10.7) but this makes no diff.) So: how do I make Gmail the default email client for Microsoft Office "send to" and "mail to"?
posted by beagle at 11:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Budget for all the things

When buying your first house, how much did you budget for decor/paint/furniture/etc right up front? [more inside]
posted by ohsnapdragon at 10:49 AM PST - 24 comments

Buona nom nom noms

Foodie trip to Italy- what restaurants shouldn’t I miss in Rome? What’s the best plan for a day of wine tasting in Florence? Where should we take pasta-making lessons in Bologna, and is there really nothing to do in Milan? [more inside]
posted by IWoudDie4U at 10:39 AM PST - 16 comments

I'm in need to nylon stockings with runs in them as well as used burlap sacks.

RecycleFilter: I'm in need to nylon stockings with runs in them as well as used burlap sacks. Where can I find some? [more inside]
posted by royalsong at 10:31 AM PST - 6 comments

We are, we are, we are the engineers

What's so awesome about engineers? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:26 AM PST - 29 comments

Never too fat to run

What can I do to strengthen my knees and ankles to lesson the likelihood of a running injury? [more inside]
posted by KathrynT at 9:55 AM PST - 35 comments

Costume Help!

I need some help trying to come up with an idea for a good lady Halloween costume this year! Hoping to do something a little.... nerdy [more inside]
posted by Quincy at 9:55 AM PST - 13 comments

Dinner at the Dork's

Need menu ideas for casual-but-special food that can easily be eaten off paper plates held on laps. [more inside]
posted by Serene Empress Dork at 9:47 AM PST - 25 comments

Ways to knit up a ravelled sleeve

I need ideas for craft projects memorialising loss of various different kinds. [more inside]
posted by Acheman at 9:46 AM PST - 4 comments

Looking for input on wheelchair camera mounting.

Does anybody have any experience with or recommendations for camera tripods/mounts for individuals in wheelchairs? [more inside]
posted by davey_darling at 9:40 AM PST - 6 comments

Facebook Privacy!

Facebook Privacy: Is there a way to create a list of people who are able to view your profile (and all the activity on your timeline/wall contributed by others) but without the ability to see photos you are tagged in? So that the only photos they can see are the ones you have previously assigned as a profile photo. [more inside]
posted by ashaw at 9:13 AM PST - 3 comments

Finding your Friend in Lego Universe

My kids are having trouble meeting up in Lego Universe. [more inside]
posted by not that girl at 9:13 AM PST - 3 comments

We're Gonna have a TV Party Tonight...maybe

How do we get NBC/KNTV on our TV without cable in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 8:51 AM PST - 23 comments

Mangosteens in Manhattan?

Does anyone know a specific place in Manhattan I could find mangosteens today or tomorrow (or if they're even in season / available)? [more inside]
posted by Mchelly at 8:44 AM PST - 5 comments

Questions to ask of a CEO.

I've been selected to participate in a 'Leadership Pipeline' at the very big corporation I work for. I'll have a chance to participate in a one on one discussion with the CEO, COO etc. What questions should I ask of them in order to appear engaged and stand out while not seeming disingenuous or cloying? [more inside]
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 8:31 AM PST - 21 comments

What can I do to my office to help keep me calm, focused, and motivated?

What can I do to my office to help keep me calm, focused, and motivated? [more inside]
posted by callmejay at 8:15 AM PST - 10 comments

Transition from technology to sales? Tell me your story.

I have 15 years of experience building web applications, programming in interesting subject domains and leading programming teams. I enjoy software development, but it doesn't utilize my social skills very well and I think I have a unique blend of technical talent and communication skills. I'm looking for the next thing and I'm wondering if it might be sales in a technical field. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:13 AM PST - 7 comments

MY FAITH IS GONE

Begging those in the humanities: How do you teach Hawthorne's "Young Goodman Brown?" [more inside]
posted by angrycat at 8:08 AM PST - 11 comments

What collection of short horror stories can I read aloud to kids?

Calling all librarians! I need a book of short, scary stories suitable for reading aloud to kids. [more inside]
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:45 AM PST - 14 comments

I need my nails buffed and my mind buzzzed.

I am looking for a nail salon in Manhattan or Brooklyn (Brooklyn is preferred) that is affordable, clean and serves wine while we get our nails done. Ideally it would charge under $60 for a mani/pedi.
posted by slightly sissy tea hound at 7:36 AM PST - 7 comments

Apps for a poker n00b?

Can anyone recommend an app for learning and playing poker on the iPhone or iPad? Not interested in gambling or playing competitively, and I have no prior poker experience. Quite happy to pay for an app, if it's decent.
posted by Ritchie at 6:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Do ousted male lions lose their manes?

I was reading a book to my son (Face to face with Lions from National Geographic) and found a very interesting statement about male lions that our ousted from their Pride. According to this book, a male lion averages only 3-4 years as a leader of a pride, before a younger lion comes in and kicks out the old guard. The book says that the old pride leader then tends to lose his mane, making him look more feminine, which helps him be able to stick around with his pride, without confusing anyone as to who the real leader is now. [more inside]
posted by toekneebullard at 6:25 AM PST - 5 comments

Working girls on the page

Looking for fiction about women and work. [more inside]
posted by libraryhead at 6:09 AM PST - 22 comments

Create VMware virtual compatible image from old Vista boot disk. Help please.

Create VMware virtual compatible image from old Vista boot disk. Help please. [more inside]
posted by Jackie_Treehorn at 5:41 AM PST - 6 comments

Smart Charity Work for an Experienced Coach

Looking for "smart charity" options for a senior, well-educated citizen with a big network. [more inside]
posted by lord_yo at 5:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Gimme something new.

Need new fashion blogs! [more inside]
posted by xicana63 at 5:04 AM PST - 17 comments

Help My Son Get His Plaid On

Where can I find some stylish trousers for my son that don't cost $50? [more inside]
posted by aimeedee at 3:55 AM PST - 20 comments

What brand of car is this?

What brand of car is this? I saw it in Iceland, I don't recognize it. There were no marks or words on the back. Over to you petrol-heads.
posted by priorpark17 at 1:48 AM PST - 5 comments

If you meet me baby when the sun goes down

I think The KLF's Chill Out is as close to perfect as you are ever going to get in chill out music. Throw me musical suggestions based on this. [more inside]
posted by deadwax at 1:27 AM PST - 17 comments

Have Computers invented new real-world games?

Are there games that were invented as computer games and then became popular as real world games? [more inside]
posted by vacapinta at 1:09 AM PST - 24 comments

Non Woo-woo Massage Therapist In San Francisoc

I am looking for a non-woo-woo massage therapist in San Francisco. [more inside]
posted by twiggy32 at 12:20 AM PST - 7 comments

September 26

Stock Certificate with my name on it

If I want to buy some shares of stock, and definitely get a printed stock certificate with my name on it, will any broker do? [more inside]
posted by shipbreaker at 10:49 PM PST - 4 comments

Looking to for some excellent writing on the Arab Spring.

Arab Spring Filter: I am looking for recommendations for excellent, informed, insightful non-fiction writing, in Arabic, about certain topics related to the Arab Spring. [more inside]
posted by Ashley801 at 10:42 PM PST - 3 comments

It's cute but it doesn't cook.

I'm considering renting a small apartment with a super-tiny kitchen. So tiny that it doesn't have an oven! Would a convection/microwave oven suit my needs? Also, do you have experience with induction cooktops? [more inside]
posted by lunasol at 10:34 PM PST - 27 comments

Becoming a good doula/supportive husband

Most useful things a husband can do in the third trimester. [more inside]
posted by lapidus at 10:20 PM PST - 14 comments

Blog Marketing Strategies

I used to, very effectively, market my website by leaving my url under my comments (My comments were always relevant.), but most sites have disabled that feature. What's another effective way to market websites?
posted by lrnarabic at 10:11 PM PST - 5 comments

Too. Many. Salads.

Dying of food boredom. Need lowish calorie dinner recipes! [more inside]
posted by whoaali at 9:43 PM PST - 12 comments

Help a 2L pick a law firm

I am a second-year law student choosing between a few law firms to work at next summer and, fingers crossed, after I graduate, and would love any feedback that the law-folk (and other esteemed AskMe contributors with relevant life experience) may be able to offer. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:21 PM PST - 13 comments

Same day book delivery in Boston?

Boston Filter/Being a Good Friend Filter: A dear friend was just admitted to the hospital in Boston, where she'll be for a few days. She's bored, and I'd like to send her some books and other media to keep her entertained. Problem: I'm in New York. [more inside]
posted by firstbest at 9:08 PM PST - 21 comments

A friend of mine is thinking about joining the US Coast Guard. Any advice?

A friend of mine is thinking about joining the US Coast Guard. Any advice? [more inside]
posted by AZNsupermarket at 8:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Lens pls.

What's the best affordable (below $200) lens for my Nikon D40 camera? [more inside]
posted by LittleMissItneg at 8:27 PM PST - 8 comments

Fairway Supermarket Gift Card - How to Spend?

I received an unexpected gift card today for Fairway. Help me spend it! I am looking for suggestions for extravagant, high quality items I would normally not buy. I am not a foodie and do not do much cooking. [more inside]
posted by mlis at 8:14 PM PST - 18 comments

Help me help her

Recommendations for reading materials for a student hoping to attend the international college withing a Korean University. [more inside]
posted by FakePalindrome at 8:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Maintaining a relationship with an unlikeable family member?

My brother wants us to be close and I don't...What do I do? I feel terrible, but he is so UNLIKEABLE! [more inside]
posted by mhm407 at 8:02 PM PST - 36 comments

Single mom's teenager disapproves of boyfriend

Single mom's teenager disapproves of boyfriend - does it ever get better? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:01 PM PST - 27 comments

Raising funds for a public library project?

My public library is renovating and The Friends OTL would like to sponsor a special collection/reading room in the Childrens department. I've been asked to help with the fundraising during the pre-planning phase of this endeavor by gathering examples of and ideas for promotional materials—flyers, glossies, and whatnot to help get the word out that this charitable opportunity exists. I don't really know where to start, though... do you? [more inside]
posted by saguaro at 7:22 PM PST - 1 comment

points on license for a bike ticket

What should I do, if a bike ticket is filed incorrectly? [more inside]
posted by metafus at 7:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Spit-ooie!

Teach me how to spit like a [cobra/llama/Texan]. [more inside]
posted by troll at 7:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Name that robot industrial project

What was the name of the industrial/art/music robot installation-collective from the late '80s and early '90s? [more inside]
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 6:52 PM PST - 4 comments

Suggestions for eating alone in New York?

Suggestions for eating alone in New York? [more inside]
posted by pravit at 6:03 PM PST - 34 comments

Looking for an old 80's fantasy book.

Looking for an old 80's fnatasy book. [more inside]
posted by hrhtx at 5:58 PM PST - 4 comments

YANMD skin condition help

YANMD, but can you identify this skin...condition? (Pictures included) [more inside]
posted by tegna56 at 5:45 PM PST - 15 comments

What is this succulent plant?

What is this succulent plant? [more inside]
posted by buzzv at 5:45 PM PST - 18 comments

Goal: old Patsy Cline songs, off by heart

Lap steel lessons in the Ann Arbor area? [more inside]
posted by finnb at 5:18 PM PST - 3 comments

Like big enough to create real positive change

Seriously, what could people do to make the #occupywallst protests bigger soon? [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 5:04 PM PST - 27 comments

Should I stay (quiet), or should I go (and blow it all)?

I'm moving to Japan no matter what, but should I tell my current employer sooner rather than later that I have decided to do this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Because I don't have enough problems as it is...

I am going in for a doctor's appointment tomorrow, where it's likely I'll be told I have diabetes (or pre-diabetes, or diabetes caused by medications, or something like that.) What questions should I be asking? [more inside]
posted by Fee Phi Faux Phumb I Smell t'Socks o' a Puppetman! at 4:46 PM PST - 15 comments

Do not use rechargeable batteries -- but why?

Why am I not supposed to use rechargeable batteries in my vibrator? (NSFW) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:37 PM PST - 19 comments

Can we save more on this surgery?

Routine non-emergency hernia surgery--unmet insurance deductible and wondering if there are any cost-cutting ideas we will wish we had known when we get the bill for the surgery. Assuming the hospital won't just shout out ideas if we call them, so...any ideas? [more inside]
posted by circular at 4:11 PM PST - 6 comments

Waugh & Dickens - what's up with that?

A question about the ending of Evelyn Waugh's A Handful of Dust, specifically as it relates to Dickens. [more inside]
posted by Banky_Edwards at 4:09 PM PST - 9 comments

How can my son and I travel abroad on short notice?

Can I travel with my son to the States and then back to Europe, while Mom stays home with sis? [more inside]
posted by rudster at 3:44 PM PST - 13 comments

How "done" should restaurant salmon be?

How "done" should restaurant salmon be? How should my friend ask for it to be less done? [more inside]
posted by soelo at 3:33 PM PST - 25 comments

I need advice on preparing for fallout.

Divorce & Custody Filter: I think my husband is trying to buy my daughter's affection. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:09 PM PST - 27 comments

Call for comments - on my career.

Currently a business analyst, and wondering where my career could go next. Give me ideas! [more inside]
posted by Tehhund at 3:00 PM PST - 3 comments

Conversation starters

What is a good wearable conversation-starter? [more inside]
posted by LSK at 2:53 PM PST - 51 comments

Quit My Job & Work for Boyfriend, Good Idea or Bad Idea?

I hate my job. I want to quit. Cannot find another job. My boyfriend owns a company. I could work for him. Need advice! I'm 27 and have been with my boyfriend and current job both for almost ten years. My job has been 4 years full time after I graduated. I do not make good money. There is no reward. I hate coming to work. I have started to do a bad job and am afraid I will get fired if I don't quit first. I am thinking about quitting to work for my boyfriend's company. [more inside]
posted by kmr at 2:36 PM PST - 17 comments

Does an extended cut of the Lion King Franchise exist?

Does a fan cut of the various Lion King movies combined in chronological order via story exist? [more inside]
posted by LilSoulBrother85 at 2:30 PM PST - 2 comments

Can anybody give me a Nero 10 tutorial on how to delete scenes from videos?

Nero 10 video editing instructions are confusing. Help! [more inside]
posted by ragtimepiano at 2:18 PM PST - 0 comments

She'd like beauty to go bone-deep

A friend remembers seeing an article on a UK news site about a doctor who used plastic masks to reshape facial bones in lieu of surgery, but despite much Googling I haven't been able to help find it. (She doesn't remember the name of the doctor or the technique.) Follow up questions: a) Is such a thing viable and b) available in the U.S.?
posted by Soliloquy at 2:10 PM PST - 4 comments

Nothern NJ dentist recommendations?

It's time for a new DDS (or DMD, I suppose). Can anyone recommend a fantastic, friendly dentist in sunny Essex/Passaic/Bergen counties in NJ? [more inside]
posted by mintcake! at 1:59 PM PST - 4 comments

Would law degree enhance HR masters degree?

I am currently a mid-level associate at a prominent New York law firm specializing in benefits and compensation. I am not cut out for working at a big law firm long term and there have not been many alternate opportunities lately that would be satisfying to me (i.e. working at a pension fund, compensation consultant, in-house positions). I enjoy many aspects of my field, but not the law firm lifestyle. I am considering going back to school to get a degree in human resources and am wondering if my JD and background in benefits and compensation law would help me secure a human resources job. [more inside]
posted by Falconetti at 1:27 PM PST - 9 comments

Medicaid dentist in Manhattan or Brooklyn

Recommend a good Medicaid dentist in Manhattan or Brooklyn? [more inside]
posted by Juicy Avenger at 1:23 PM PST - 3 comments

How can I be at peace with my newly progressive town?

I feel like I am turning into a crotchety old woman about newcomers in my town and I am only 25 years old. Help me get this chip off my shoulder. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:05 PM PST - 36 comments

Terrarium help?

Terrarium help: why is my plant turning brown? [more inside]
posted by cgs at 1:05 PM PST - 8 comments

I'd like a lottery playing machine. And now that my grandma is passed, I need it to be electronic.

I'm looking for some software to play the lottery. Does this exist? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 12:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Why do my thumbdrives keep dying and how can I stop it?

I've had two usb sticks die on me in the past few months - that's four years of school work down the drain (well, I have most of it backed up elsewhere, but it's not organized and it'll be hard to put back together). I have other memory issues which I'll explain after the fold. [more inside]
posted by patheral at 12:31 PM PST - 20 comments

Help me get the best deal setting up the internet

How do I get the best price from my ISP? [more inside]
posted by Carillon at 12:20 PM PST - 2 comments

How do I renew my Nursing Assistant Certification in the state of Washington?

How do I renew my Nursing Assistant Certification in the state of Washington? It has been about 5 years since mine has expired. [more inside]
posted by lovecricket at 11:46 AM PST - 2 comments

Can anyone advise me on remotely applying to OR state jobs?

Anyone have experience with remotely applying to jobs with the State of Oregon? Can it be done and how did you do it? [more inside]
posted by bobbyno at 11:46 AM PST - 1 comment

Help me create an ARG for my daughter.

I am constructing an ARG for my 10-year-old daughter, and I'd like some help coming up with puzzles. [more inside]
posted by Rock Steady at 11:44 AM PST - 16 comments

Spreadsheets to the wind

How do I get back into a more rewarding, less soul-sucking line of work after I've been away from it for so long? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:35 AM PST - 2 comments

Turkey trip

Destination thanksgiving ideas? [more inside]
posted by chickaboo at 11:22 AM PST - 4 comments

It's quittin' time!

I'm a lawyer, and I've spent my entire legal career at big Vault 25 multinational firms doing transactional work. In 2012, I want a new job. For those of you who left Big Law (or made other left turns from your legal career), how do you tell whether you just don't like your working environment or whether you should get out of law altogether? [more inside]
posted by 5845(f)(1)(D) at 11:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Nashville Grocery Delivery Service

Are there any grocery delivery services in Nashville TN? My mother has trouble doing her own grocery shopping due to walking issues.
posted by josher71 at 11:13 AM PST - 5 comments

Protection From Abuse againdt a Blogspot Writer.

I am a woman. A man I have a court-ordered PFA (Protection From Abuse) against started a blogspot.com page about me using MYNAME.blogspot.com to write viscous lies about me and my underage son. The blogspot page is, of course, the #1 result on google when googling my name. He is not impersonating me, but he is harassing me and my family. What can I do now? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:07 AM PST - 26 comments

It's You, Not Us, but Let's Say It's Us Anyway.

How do we get over the guilt and just fire our nanny already? Very specific caveat inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:07 AM PST - 30 comments

Diagnosing dead SSD laptop.

Help me think right about diagnosing my dead SSD laptop. [more inside]
posted by mojohand at 10:46 AM PST - 6 comments

Pinch me! A Real Michael Shumacher Ferrari!

What were all these Ferraris (and some Porsches and Lotuses and a Tesla) doing in Paris at Place de La Concorde Sunday, 25 September, 2011?
posted by plinth at 10:44 AM PST - 2 comments

It's a dog show dog world.

Do you live in Philly and have a dog? I could use your help. [more inside]
posted by functionequalsform at 10:39 AM PST - 17 comments

What to include on a yearbook page?

What is a good quote for a parent to put on a high-school student's yearbook page? [more inside]
posted by maxg94 at 10:27 AM PST - 23 comments

Please fix this bear's coat. Thank you.

The leather-thing holding it on snapped and one of the toggles has come off my duffle-coat. I have the toggle itself, and I have acquired some spare leather-things, but I'm not sure of the best way to re-attach. I don't have a sewing machine, and I don't think I know anyone who does. I have discovered that a thing called 'Fabric glue' exists, but is it any better than superglue? Will superglue work on wool/leather? I could put a few hand-stitches, but the thickness of both bits of material make me think that I might not be able to do a very good job. [more inside]
posted by gregjones at 10:21 AM PST - 7 comments

Grantland.tim

So, I want to be a grant writer. I'm a published author many times over, and have no problem with the actual writing/convincing stuff, but it seems that is the least important part of the process. [more inside]
posted by timsteil at 10:19 AM PST - 9 comments

Flats with a pencil skirt?

Flats with a pencil skirt? [more inside]
posted by Frosted Cactus at 10:12 AM PST - 30 comments

Restoring older MSWord color options

Restoring MS Word 04 Color Palette in Word 11? [more inside]
posted by fucker at 10:11 AM PST - 3 comments

No umbrella means he'll have to be P-chan instead.

Where can I buy a red paper umbrella/parasol in Toronto? [more inside]
posted by methroach at 10:09 AM PST - 9 comments

Prof Accr Web Dev

I realised last night that I've never seen a Web Developer (like wot I is) claiming any kind of professional accreditation. Why not? Is there another professional organisation that would take us? [more inside]
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 9:44 AM PST - 11 comments

Around and 'round she goes. Will it be bachelor number one? Or bachelor number three? MAMBO!

What are some good songs to play while a group of people rotate through spots? [more inside]
posted by cardioid at 9:40 AM PST - 8 comments

US journeys west to east

What cultural narratives involve an American journey from west to east? [more inside]
posted by rosa at 9:40 AM PST - 22 comments

What's the glue that makes people stick?

What's the glue that makes people stick? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:39 AM PST - 28 comments

Kidney cancer specialist in Va/MD/DC area?

I need an oncologist that specializes in renal cell carcinoma. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:39 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me ride like I have wings!

What are the things you'd wish you'd known or done the first time you did the Houston-Austin BP MS 150? [more inside]
posted by chrisfromthelc at 9:25 AM PST - 3 comments

Online way to play D&D ?

Need suggestions for online way to play D&D with a mapping tool - [more inside]
posted by needlegrrl at 9:23 AM PST - 4 comments

Fish on Monday, rice and beans on Friday?

Is there a website or program that will let me select from several easy recipes, plan for a week or several weeks in advance, create a weekly shopping list and (here's the hard part) OPTIMIZE my selections so that the most perishable food gets cooked first? [more inside]
posted by somanyamys at 9:18 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I stop having to pee all the time?

I'm sick of having to pee every hour. Help! [more inside]
posted by pete at 8:58 AM PST - 42 comments

fame is a type of existence

help me find personal writings of intellectuals or artists on the topic of fame [more inside]
posted by past at 8:56 AM PST - 18 comments

How can we possible afford the mortgage on a 500k house with only ten percent down?

Home Loans Question: How can we possible afford the mortgage on a 500k house with only ten percent down? [more inside]
posted by 2legit2quit at 8:47 AM PST - 36 comments

Magazine Print-on-Demand

MagCloud doesn't allow certain types of content and Lulu has a maximum of 48 pages for a saddle-stitched booklet. Where can I put my 80-page zine online for print-on-demand? [more inside]
posted by youarenothere at 8:47 AM PST - 5 comments

Private shared bookmarks?

What's the best Google Apps-friendly shared bookmarking service? [more inside]
posted by mkultra at 8:46 AM PST - 3 comments

Please, help me ID this font!

Can you identify the font in this logo? I'm totally stuck, and would really appreciate the help. [more inside]
posted by chudmonkey at 8:42 AM PST - 2 comments

How to date a guy with kids

How to approach dating someone who has primary custody of two almost-grown children? [more inside]
posted by worry_wart at 8:32 AM PST - 16 comments

What are good Japanese language courses for beginners online?

What are the best online beginners conversational Japanese language resources? [more inside]
posted by vincele at 8:22 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me find an unlocked Android smartphone with a pre paid voice/data plan

I’m looking for suggestions on an Android phone and pre paid voice plan and a pre paid data plan for occasional use. I have looked at the past threads but they get outdated quickly. [more inside]
posted by WizKid at 8:09 AM PST - 7 comments

Will I need to pay taxes on this inheritance?

Will I need to pay taxes on this inheritance? [more inside]
posted by miskatonic at 8:05 AM PST - 8 comments

What are some fun games and activities that involves throwing colored paint at each other?

What are some fun games and activities that involve throwing colored paint at each other? [more inside]
posted by nikkorizz at 8:03 AM PST - 4 comments

Shell script filename pattern matching help

Another shell script help needed post [more inside]
posted by dukes909 at 8:01 AM PST - 8 comments

Relationship with a shelf life?

Should you continue to date someone, even though in about 1-2 years they plan to move back home, a place where you're pretty sure you don't want to move to? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:47 AM PST - 25 comments

but I have promises to keep

Insomnia-filter: Help this stressed-out couch-sleeper re-learn how to sleep in the bedroom (with television). [more inside]
posted by headnsouth at 7:29 AM PST - 18 comments

How do I accept my divorce for what it is?

Now my divorce is really happening, how do I learn to accept this is the way its going to be now? [more inside]
posted by Under the Sea at 7:12 AM PST - 14 comments

How to soften a stiff, bendy electronic cable?

Pet peeve: hardened, twisted electronic cables that come with brand new products. How can you soften them? [more inside]
posted by falameufilho at 7:03 AM PST - 8 comments

DC basketball leagues??

Hi, I'm an average ex hs basketball player. Are there are competitive adult men's basketball leagues in Washington DC? I live on Capitol Hill so not looking to travel very far. I'm also hoping to not have to pay to join a gym to play in that gym's league. If anybody knows of any I would appreciate the info. Thanks, Matt
posted by matt755811 at 6:53 AM PST - 4 comments

Let's Manage These (Pictures) Openly?

I'd like to ask the Hive Mind's advice on the best way to manage my photography collection in an open and resusable fashion. [more inside]
posted by eb98jdb at 6:22 AM PST - 2 comments

UPS next to hard drive?

Is it a terribile idea to put my small UPS next to my hard drives? [more inside]
posted by nathancaswell at 6:08 AM PST - 8 comments

My bed is too small. His bed is too soft. Where can we most comfortably sleep?

My bed is too small. His bed is too soft. Where can we most comfortably sleep? [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 5:22 AM PST - 13 comments

Is it possible to freeze Spinach juice?

I have been juicing a lot lately. I have been buying my veggies wholesale and in quantity. I juice a lot spinach but it usually goes bad before I finish the case. I am hoping the hive might be able to advise me on freezing the juice. I would like to know if the nutritional value is lost if I freeze spinach juice. I would also like some suggestions regarding what other juices might freeze well
posted by citybuddha at 4:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Elimination Diet recipe help

I've recently been put on the RPAH elimination diet. A list of the foods I can eat are here. I have the Friendly Foods cookbook, but would like a little more variety in my main meals. Does anyone have some yummy recipes using only those ingredients? I'm allowed dairy and gluten.
posted by Kris10_b at 2:11 AM PST - 5 comments

Arming Myself with Art!

My husband admires the work of John Taylor Arms with his fine attention to detail. Is there somewhere that I can buy inexpensive copies of his prints (in other words, under $100)?
posted by lirael2008 at 2:10 AM PST - 2 comments

Descending melodic rock guitar song?

Here comes an ultra-vague what's-that-song request. Rock. "Descending", melodic guitar intro. Almost certainly 80s or earlier. [more inside]
posted by hoverboards don't work on water at 1:29 AM PST - 29 comments

Can I demolish these stairs? They might be required for egress.

A question for California architects and builders and city permit experts -- are there egress options I don't know about? Can I demolish a (worthless) egress staircase and rebuild it later? [more inside]
posted by slidell at 1:20 AM PST - 15 comments

The cat slipped a stitch, what do we do?

Our cat (and another pic!) was spayed on Thursday morning. It is now Sunday night and we've discovered that this afternoon one of the stitches came out (pic here - it is the bottom stitch). What do we do? [more inside]
posted by Alice Russel-Wallace at 1:17 AM PST - 13 comments

white guy looking for hip hop song name!

hip hop fans -- looking for a hip hop song, heard it on nyc subway, some kids were playing it. All I've got is that it starts with a police siren, and has a very danceable beat! [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 12:48 AM PST - 8 comments

No Cloud Sync Please for Notes App

Looking for iphone/ipod touch notes app with NO cloud sync. [more inside]
posted by The ____ of Justice at 12:31 AM PST - 6 comments

September 25

Team in Training Alternatives?

I love the idea of Team in Training (especially the community and goal-oriented exercise aspects) but am really not a fundraiser and don't want to become one. What are some alternatives for goal-oriented group fitness? I am in the Bay Area (specifically Marin) [more inside]
posted by imalaowai at 11:36 PM PST - 4 comments

Chewing hides the sound.

MetaPandora: Recommend me some more songs like French Film Blurred, Sinister Exaggerator, When It's War, Golden Hours, Burning Skies. [more inside]
posted by mykescipark at 10:39 PM PST - 12 comments

Can a New Yorker be happy in Vancouver?

Can a New Yorker live happily in Vancouver? [more inside]
posted by dantekgeek at 10:00 PM PST - 27 comments

Immerse your soul in remixes

Radiohead remix recommendations. [more inside]
posted by Diskeater at 9:48 PM PST - 16 comments

Does anyone know of any books or articles that discuss the legality of America's Declaration of Independence?

Does anyone know of any books or articles that discuss the legality of America's Declaration of Independence?
posted by raynax at 9:36 PM PST - 12 comments

How to watch East Coast TV on the West Coast?

Is there a way to watch the major TV networks' East Coast feeds on the West Coast? [more inside]
posted by awesomedude at 9:13 PM PST - 4 comments

Delhi Filter - tips for researcher headed to India

Delhi Filter: Help a PHD with her upcoming long research trip to New Dehli - Housing, and general tips on life and work in Dehli. [more inside]
posted by specialk420 at 9:05 PM PST - 10 comments

MST3K for kids?

What are the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes... for kids? Jokes based on 1980s pop culture don't really work for people born in 2002. [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 8:58 PM PST - 36 comments

Popular Song (Wildly Different Genre Version)

The Rework. I'm looking for examples of the self-cover in a different style, i.e. a reimagining, where the musician reinterprets their own song in a new genre. Is this a thing? [more inside]
posted by stroke_count at 8:28 PM PST - 39 comments

Your dinner and Bob Dylan are both ready, sir

Exclusive music festivals with big name acts for only 500 people or less. Do they exist? [more inside]
posted by the fish at 8:22 PM PST - 18 comments

Good streaming nighttime talk radio?

I subscribe to plenty of podcasts, but sometimes have a hankering for live radio. So I'm looking for some entertaining talk radio to listen to while I fall asleep. Ideally I'd like to find some local (as in not nationally syndicated; specific location isn't important) radio stations that stream call-in talk shows around midnight Eastern time. I realize talk shows skew to the right politically, and I'm OK with thoughtful shows with a conservative bias, but not OK with ultra-right-wing screamers (e.g., Rush Limbaugh and clones). And I'm not too interested in shows that focus solely on politics. [more inside]
posted by nixxon at 7:51 PM PST - 13 comments

Sucks getting old

Need a recommendation for a gerentologist and a neurologist in Huntsville or Madison, AL. [more inside]
posted by dawkins_7 at 7:42 PM PST - 1 comment

MacGyver would use this bag

Looking for a messenger/briefcase type bag, that is taller than it is wide. Saw this Saddleback bag, but specifically I'm looking for something with separate compartments. Something like one big compartment and one small compartment. As in, there would be a compartment that would fit a laptop, and another compartment for miscellany. Here's the kicker: I would like the compartments to be able to be opened individually. E.g. I could open up and remove the laptop, without opening up the other compartment. [more inside]
posted by demagogue at 7:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Concerned about possible hip problems in pound puppy

I am considering adopting a puppy from the pound. She's a 9-month old shepherd mix and she's extremely mellow and sweet (though still playful and fun). I have a concern, though, do to her breed and an apparent issue with her gait: I worry that she might have a problem with her hip socket or with possible hip dysplasia. Video below... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 PM PST - 15 comments

Help Me Stop Ruining My Sheets

Somehow, my partner and I have a superhuman ability to ruin sheets. The seams of the pillowcases split open. The sheets themselves develop gaping holes where our feet hit them. On several occasions, they've gone into the washing machine apparently fine, and come out torn to pieces. Can someone please give me very specific advice about how to make this not happen? Fabrics, thread counts, brands, tips on washing sheets, anything. [more inside]
posted by MeghanC at 6:59 PM PST - 34 comments

How to organize papers for civil litigation

Lawyers, how do you organize your papers? I'm a pro se litigant in federal civil case looking not for legal advice but for organizational tips... [more inside]
posted by cgs06 at 6:53 PM PST - 12 comments

To tell or not tell employer I may be moving?

When do I tell my employer that I want more work with that I may be moving? [more inside]
posted by feidr2 at 6:43 PM PST - 2 comments

Can I get a free computer by doing my taxes right?

My roommate told me I can buy a computer and get a full refund on my taxes because I'm a student. Is this true, or partially true, or complete B.S.? [more inside]
posted by DoubleLune at 6:30 PM PST - 10 comments

Good StrongLifts-type dumbell exercise programs?

This $20/month gym looks awesome... but it doesn't have barbells, so I can't do StrongLifts 5x5. Should I go back to my old gym, or do you guys have an alternative structured dumbbell/machine-based/bodyweight strength training program? Or a better gym suggestion in downtown Manhattan? [more inside]
posted by Jacen Solo at 6:27 PM PST - 9 comments

I'm sorry I suck at listening to you. Let me try again.

I suck at having productive conversations about "heavy" stuff with my significant others, and as such, my current-SO and I are on a break because neither of us know how to work with each other when we're having problems. I want to be better. How? [more inside]
posted by iLoveTheRain at 6:15 PM PST - 13 comments

Automator? I hardly know 'er!

Help me write a shell script for use in Automator that will actually do what I need it to. [more inside]
posted by divisjm at 5:56 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me buy a camera?

I want a digital SLR. Which one and what accessories? [more inside]
posted by mewohu at 5:54 PM PST - 13 comments

Where can I find old real estate listings online?

Is there any way to find old real estate listings on the internet, searching by address--ones that have already sold, expired, or been withdrawn? [more inside]
posted by HotToddy at 5:47 PM PST - 7 comments

I get no kick from a pear, a mere nectarine doesn't thrill me at all....

Inspired by this question, I'd like to ask for recommendations of non-standard, non-Western fruits and guidance on how to prepare / eat same. [more inside]
posted by Morrigan at 5:45 PM PST - 25 comments

Hard drives are the new bling? Or are they the old bling now?

Hey, remember when Hitachi said "The Hard Drive is the New Bling" and had that contest giving away a white gold and diamond hard drive charm? [more inside]
posted by curse at 5:36 PM PST - 7 comments

What are your favorite poems about the end of a relationship?

Please tell me your favorite poems about the demise of a relationship, breaking up, and letting go of someone.
posted by invisible ink at 5:33 PM PST - 43 comments

Job hunt fallout - is this situation recoverable or do I need to move on?

How do you ask for a job after rejecting it the first time? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:02 PM PST - 9 comments

Unknown fruit.

What is this unknown (to me) fruit? [more inside]
posted by 517 at 4:58 PM PST - 6 comments

More at stake than just trying to get laid...

I need restaurant recommendations for a really promising first date in North Central Jersey. [more inside]
posted by Finder at 4:53 PM PST - 6 comments

Someone damaged a part of my car that was already damaged, how do I handle the insurance claim?

Someone hit my car while it was parked and damaged the bumper, which was already damaged before she hit it. How do I handle this? [more inside]
posted by JustDerek at 4:49 PM PST - 10 comments

What kind of flowers for second date?

First meeting (date?) was drinks but went awesome. If I'm picking her up for a dinner date and I feel a flower or 3 are in order (I have a good gut feeling about this) -- what kind of flowers? She knows I like her, I want to reinforce that.
posted by simongsmith at 4:31 PM PST - 42 comments

Boredom versus painkillers

Is minecraft worth it? And more importantly, will it keep me from going insane? [more inside]
posted by zennish at 4:30 PM PST - 29 comments

My phone won't go to sleep.

I dropped my Samsung Focus into water two days ago. It works fine (yay), except the screen keeps lighting up unbidden. Can I fix it? [more inside]
posted by oinopaponton at 4:18 PM PST - 3 comments

A couple of sex questions.

How do I get over the notion I need to have perfect sex, and how do I incorporate new ideas into what we do? [more inside]
posted by A Special Kind of Weird at 4:01 PM PST - 16 comments

Are my dad's doctors making him sicker?

This is my first Ask MeFi question, and I'm asking on behalf of my parents. My father is in reasonably good physical health but poor mental health, which may be related to the meds he's on and the "quality" care he's getting in the American "system". Are there some kind of additional resources for me or them to help make their way through the bureaucrat-ese and get some better care? And maybe some additional health care (or heck, elder care in general) resources I could find for them? [more inside]
posted by no relation at 4:00 PM PST - 9 comments

It can't get any worse, can it?

How do I plan my way out of this!? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:53 PM PST - 17 comments

Got balls?

Are testicles underappreciated as sexual attributes? [more inside]
posted by abirdinthehand at 3:20 PM PST - 19 comments

How much would a popular English-language book cost a person living in the 1700s?

How much would a popular English-language book cost a person living in the 1700s? [more inside]
posted by Lownotes at 2:08 PM PST - 14 comments

What was this stencil toy called?

Please help me to remember the name of a favourite art toy from the Seventies [more inside]
posted by MinPin at 2:02 PM PST - 5 comments

"Who is nibbling on my house?"

Recently, I've become a die-hard fan of the comic book series Locke & Key. This, for various reasons, has made me want to design my future house full of strange wonders and mysteries... [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 1:25 PM PST - 17 comments

How to repair after major disrepair?

A few months ago, I had a complete physical and emotional breakdown and actually went temporarily insane. I'm ok now. How do I begin to repair the relationships that suffered during this time? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:46 PM PST - 19 comments

Mika!

I love this new Mika music video, Elle Me Dit. Really almost an obsession for some reason. Anyway, I feel like I recognize several of the actors/actresses in the video from other things but can't figure out what or find a list of their names. Can anyone tell me who these people are? Particularly the mom, the grandmother, the dad, and the blonde daughter. Thanks! [more inside]
posted by slide at 12:45 PM PST - 3 comments

Help us plan our northwest outdoorsy weekend!

Where should we go for Thanksgiving weekend near the Tri-Cities in Washington state? [more inside]
posted by WorkingMyWayHome at 12:39 PM PST - 4 comments

G'day?

Help me plan a free weekend in Sydney in October. No car. Staying near Hyde Park. Would like to see a beach. [more inside]
posted by bluelava at 12:36 PM PST - 11 comments

Did someone steal the americium?

Why did my two smoke alarms stop working altogether when the batteries ran down? [more inside]
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 11:40 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I help my SO cope with the stress of finding a job?

My girlfriend's finishing grad school, and is beginning her job hunt. How can I best help her cope with the stress? She's smart, capable and graduating from a top 5 school, but she's generally negative and I think her fear of being unemployed is heightened by the fact that she had an unsuccessful job search at the end of her BSc, and by the pressure put on her by her family. Plus, since I've got a job in her desired field, it makes it harder for me to relate to what she's going through. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:35 AM PST - 7 comments

'Reverse' Bicurious, am I kidding myself?

I am a 25 year-old gay(-ish?) male living in New York City. Perhaps uncharacteristically, I have a really strong drive to have kids (of my own) and really want to do so in the next five or ten years. I'm torn about how to get there though, given relationship difficulties that hinge largely on unresolved issues relating to my sexuality. Warning: TL;DR potential, but significant context is necessary. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:34 AM PST - 21 comments

Is it possible to get bed bugs from a public laundromat?

Is it possible to get bed bugs from a public laundromat? [more inside]
posted by TreborDuncan at 11:24 AM PST - 13 comments

Gossip or not Gossip?

Torn by conscience, did I talk too much? [more inside]
posted by easilyconfused at 11:00 AM PST - 8 comments

How can I reboot the router from the computer?

Like many people, I've got wireless router issues (Netgear MR814v2 -- yeah, it's getting old). I'm troubleshooting them as I can and haven't found anything that should be interfering, and all my firmware is up to date. Putting that to one side, I'm pretty tired of running down and up the stairs to unplug the router and plug it back in again (six to 10 times a day). My diagnostics show I've got connectivity between the computer and the router even when I can't connect to the Internet. Is there some way to reboot the router from my computer?
posted by bryon at 10:59 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me jazz up some yard sale prints!

What color to paint the frames of some neat little animal prints from a yard sale? [more inside]
posted by klugarsh at 10:52 AM PST - 8 comments

Best to log out of iPhone FB app when done?

How do cookies in iOS work? Is there a single cache of cookies, shared by any app that uses WebKit, or does each app have it's own cache? [more inside]
posted by OneMonkeysUncle at 10:07 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me HiveMind...

How can I change myself? [more inside]
posted by dave78981 at 10:06 AM PST - 13 comments

I can't believe I'm asking about bed head.

So far my bed is my only effective hairstyling tool. Please help me come up with a better hair strategy. [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Rattery at 10:03 AM PST - 16 comments

Name my slutty cat

[NameMyCat Filter] What to name this stray cat I'm adopting? Famous sluts or single mamas? [more inside]
posted by southern_sky at 9:53 AM PST - 60 comments

Calling all caterpillar experts

Need help identifying caterpillar. [more inside]
posted by punkfloyd at 9:05 AM PST - 4 comments

If the Kid with Tourette's Could Stop Barking, He Would. Sheesh.

How can I ensure my kid isn't being penalized for his disabilities in school? He's a 13-year-old 7th grader who's been diagnosed with OCD and ADHD (hyperactive type) and is on meds (and receives therapy as needed) for both. He is a reasonably smart, very chatty little dude. In a recent discussion with one of his teachers, I discovered that he's being penalized and verbally reprimanded for calling out in class. [more inside]
posted by kinetic at 8:54 AM PST - 35 comments

Ikea home delivery (hjemtransport) in Aarhus, on Sunday?

Does the Ikea home delivery service (hjemtransport) at the Aarhus location in Denmark, actually accept goods for delivery on Sunday? [more inside]
posted by joeycoleman at 8:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Things to do in/near Cocoa Beach?

Headed to Florida for two weeks (Cocoa Beach/Space Coast area), what can't-miss activities should I check out while I'm there? [more inside]
posted by photo guy at 8:05 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me explain my age

I'm in my early twenties and I look like a teenager but I'm top-level management in the company I work for and I'm also serving on the executive board. [more inside]
posted by drea at 7:31 AM PST - 64 comments

Letting agency for East London?

I am moving to London to start a new job next week/week after and finding my room/studio search hampered by squatters and wire transfer fraudsters. Can you recommend a letting agency for East London?
posted by parmanparman at 7:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Binge Drinking or Alcoholic?

Binge Drinking or Alcoholic? [more inside]
posted by dt2010 at 6:46 AM PST - 34 comments

Cat question

Will a 12 hour flight kill my cat? [more inside]
posted by side effect at 6:18 AM PST - 20 comments

Enlighten me in the ways of apartment flora

It's spring in Sydney, and I would like to grow plants in my apartment, but I am brown-fingered, and haven't the faintest clue how to start getting them greener. Hope me! [more inside]
posted by cogat at 5:41 AM PST - 5 comments

Pensacola Thanksgiving restaurant recommendations?

Pensacola Thanksgiving restaurant recommendations? [more inside]
posted by JanetLand at 5:34 AM PST - 2 comments

Banishing the ghosts of footnotes past

In the text of my document (in Microsoft word for mac version 14.1.2) there are some bizarre horizontal lines just...sitting there between lines of text. You cannot get the cursor on them to delete them. I believe these lines are leftover old footnote separators from previous cutting and pasting from another version of word. But now, it looks like footnote separators are hanging around in the body of my text. How can I delete these lines? I tried the advice of the previous askme about getting rid of footnote separators, but it was an older version of microsoft word AND the advice pointed to was only designed to work for separaters actually in designated footnote areas. Can anyone tell me how to get rid of the old separators refusing to exit the actual body of a text?
posted by Tylwyth Teg at 5:18 AM PST - 10 comments

Get my itunes music onto my wp7 phone?

How can I get iTunes music onto my Windows Phone? [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 3:08 AM PST - 2 comments

Tattoo advice

I have a tattoo I want to amend, but stumped on what to change it to; there are no good tattooists near me, so can anyone give me some ideas or does anyone know a good one who'd be happy to give some quick creative advice via email? Also, I'm struggling for inspiration for new tattoos - anyone know good websites for ideas? [more inside]
posted by Pilly at 2:12 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me secure my storage unit

Securing my insecure storage unit... [more inside]
posted by disillusioned at 12:40 AM PST - 12 comments

September 24

Weird wall calendars?

I'm looking for crazy, off-the-wall (so to speak) 2012 wall calendars. I'm not talking Anne Geddes babies-dressed-as-dogs-dressed-as-flowers craziness, but rather things that make passers by stop to give it a side-eye and a "WTF?" A few requirements: monthly layout, SFW, non-religious, and not simply ironic. It has to be weird.
posted by billybunny at 10:41 PM PST - 32 comments

How to remove Lodgenet from a used hotel TV?

How to remove Lodgenet from a TV?I was just given a beautiful flat screen from a friend of mine that has connections with a local hotel that is updating all their older TV's. I hooked it up to all my devices and it doesn't work with many of them. It turns out it is a Lodgenet TV. I read somewhere that you have to remove the Lodgenet card as it is locked to a single channel. I have taken off the back of the TV but I have no idea what I am looking for. Does anyone know how to return the TV to its original state as the only way I can get anything to work is it to run through an old VCR instead of through the proper cables. (the three: yellow, red, and white). It's a 2004 Toshiba if that helps, and I don't have a remote for it.
posted by risaroni at 10:33 PM PST - 3 comments

How do I build a thing out of carbon fiber?

I've got a very simple plastic widget that I wish to duplicate in carbon fiber. I'm looking, naturally, for that deep piano finish that CF can provide and I need the replacement to be 3-dimensionally identical. The trick is that this widget has a bit of thickness to it, even though only one side is exposed. Are there any good online tutorials or technique write ups on how to make a solid thing out of composite material? [more inside]
posted by TheNewWazoo at 9:57 PM PST - 1 comment

Please help me get to the grocery store!

Can I jump start my car battery from my motorcycle? [more inside]
posted by bendy at 9:28 PM PST - 34 comments

We have a baby on the way, why is my husband treating me like the enemy?

How did you and your spouse/partner handle relationship difficulties during pregnancy? [more inside]
posted by luckyveronica at 9:11 PM PST - 25 comments

Why does my debit card keep getting cloned?

Twice, about year apart, I have had my debit card cloned, copied or otherwise made use of without my permission. The first was around a year ago. When I checked my account and found point-of-sale transactions for about $120 at two different locations, about 400 miles and two days apart. In states that I've never been to. Called my bank, card turned off, money reimbursed, etc etc. Then yesterday... [more inside]
posted by Ookseer at 9:10 PM PST - 12 comments

Let people be used by a user?

What is the best course of action after ending an affair with someone at work? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:08 PM PST - 33 comments

Nellie, the iron-bladder.

How long can a dog hold it without hurting themselves? [more inside]
posted by Carlotta Bananas at 9:07 PM PST - 7 comments

Looking for a great digital camera for less then $200

Help me select a new digital camera based on my requirements. [more inside]
posted by snow_mac at 9:00 PM PST - 3 comments

Economy of Mandate Palestine

Are there any, good, books (or peer reviewed articles?) on the economics of Mandate Palestine including original Jewish immigration before the British mandate? I'm interested in the comparative development of the immigrated Israeli and indigenous Arab populous, as well as all the relevant, important tidbits: rates and causality of forced landlessness, Arab immigration from outside Palestine, etc.
posted by SollosQ at 8:17 PM PST - 1 comment

Are Muslims allowed to lie to unbelievers?

Is it true that Muslims are allowed to lie? [more inside]
posted by TigerCrane at 8:13 PM PST - 15 comments

Should i get a dog sled?

Help an anxious dude navigate cross country. I have to drive from Portland, OR to Portland, ME leaving the first week of December. [more inside]
posted by furnace.heart at 8:12 PM PST - 9 comments

Fashion 101 for the Tall and Clueless

How can a tall 20-something female become fashionable on a budget? [more inside]
posted by sunnychef88 at 8:03 PM PST - 13 comments

Using context to get more things done?

How important is context to getting work done? What are effective ways to manipulate context to get more done? [more inside]
posted by parudox at 7:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Sailor's hornpipe film clip?

Know where to find the video of the Sailor's Hornpipe that used to show up between kids programmes on Australian ABC afternoon TV in the 1980s? [more inside]
posted by bystander at 6:27 PM PST - 4 comments

Anything but "Where do you get your ideas?"

Calling all Stephen King fans: If you could ask him a question, what would it be? Alternately, if you have heard a great question posed to an author, what was it, or what made it good? [more inside]
posted by tryniti at 6:22 PM PST - 19 comments

What are the effects of drinking (or not drinking) on my emotions and seasonal affective disorder?

I'd like your advice about drinking alcohol - or abstaining from drinking - and dealing with my emotions and seasonal affective disorder. [more inside]
posted by cheapskatebay at 6:13 PM PST - 7 comments

What kind of career path should I be considering?

Starting my career path. Help me brainstorm the possibilities. [more inside]
posted by seriousmoonlight at 6:05 PM PST - 5 comments

I have 2 DHCP servers, just need 1 to work

I have an Actiontec GT701WG that can supposedly act as a DHCP server, but nothing gets an IP address from it. Manually assigning IP addresses works fine, but that's a pain with several devices. I also have a Linksys WRT54G that I thought I could use as my DHCP server instead, but I can't get it to connect to the Actiontec with the static IP settings. How can I make this work without buying new hardware? [more inside]
posted by scottreynen at 5:45 PM PST - 6 comments

How to forward calls to Google Voice on my iPhone?

I will be traveling in Asia for the first three weeks in October. I have Google Voice on my iPhone, and I'm wondering how I would be able to automatically forward calls/voicemail and text to Google Voice? [more inside]
posted by xtine at 5:40 PM PST - 3 comments

No, I can usually bake, honest!

What do I do with underdone cookies? [more inside]
posted by btfreek at 5:36 PM PST - 19 comments

Death As It Truly Happens

What documentaries accurately depict the dying process? [more inside]
posted by dephlogisticated at 5:33 PM PST - 13 comments

My cat is leaking from many orifices. Awesome.

My four-year-old cat has recently started drooling when happy. Okay. But in the last two days she has twice peed in weird places inside. [more inside]
posted by tracicle at 5:28 PM PST - 6 comments

Plant-ID filter for the wife

My wife received a plant in May, from our son's Kindergarten class. It grew and was nice....but then it died. Another plant grew in the same pot. My wife would like to know if it is a weed or another plant. If it is a weed, she would like to stop watering it. :) - Thanks for your help Hive-Mind!
posted by AltReality at 5:25 PM PST - 9 comments

(Wo)Man versus Technology

True black and white printing on my Cannon Pixma--can it be done? [more inside]
posted by too bad you're not me at 5:09 PM PST - 6 comments

LOTR epilogue available online?

Is the text of the unpublished epilogue to the Lord of the Rings available online? [more inside]
posted by StephenF at 4:47 PM PST - 3 comments

So, I lit the fire, isn't it good?

Where can I find Sitar lessons in Dallas, TX?
posted by holdkris99 at 4:22 PM PST - 3 comments

Going Hither But Not Thither

I will soon have 12 days in Asia for a photoshoot and am trying to narrow down four choices of where to go. Please help. [more inside]
posted by Xurando at 4:07 PM PST - 4 comments

Car buying has never been so difficult..

Asking for a friend: I just "bought" a new car. On the drive home problems (that weren't there when I test-drove it) popped up. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by semp at 4:05 PM PST - 12 comments

Can I eat this: smoked sausage edition.

Can I eat this, part umpteen gazillion. [more inside]
posted by nebulawindphone at 3:58 PM PST - 11 comments

Are lawsuits really such a hassle?

If lawsuits are so sticky and messy, why do I read about so many ridiculous court cases? [more inside]
posted by zagyzebra at 3:45 PM PST - 28 comments

Let's beat the docent! What was that painting?

Ten years ago I saw a painting at the Ringling museum in Sarasota. It wasn't there today. Help me figure out what it was. [more inside]
posted by cmyk at 3:35 PM PST - 2 comments

Getting from Hamilton to Orlando on the cheapity-cheap?

Flying from Hamilton, ON to Orlando on the cheap? [more inside]
posted by the dief at 3:29 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I stream audio at home to my stereo?

How can I stream audio from several PCs (or one external-hard-drive-based music library) to my downstairs stereo? [more inside]
posted by audiodidactic at 3:04 PM PST - 11 comments

What are the best ways to keep sunscreen applied to my stubble from turning into a mess?

What are the best ways to keep sunscreen applied to my stubble from turning into a mess like this? [more inside]
posted by grouse at 2:31 PM PST - 10 comments

How to get a live possum out of a car engine?

A possum has made a nest inside my car's engine! What can I do to get it out without damaging the car or the critter? [more inside]
posted by oh yeah! at 2:23 PM PST - 27 comments

Exploring the everglades for a couple of days

Where should we stay for a night or two to explore the Everglades? Not camping. [more inside]
posted by Maximian at 2:18 PM PST - 6 comments

Is this a real Google thing?

Is this a real Google-thing or some kind of malware scam? Google search suddenly isn't working for me, sometimes. [more inside]
posted by Corvid at 1:34 PM PST - 28 comments

mp3 - WAV conversion: how does this work?

mp3 is deemed by some audiophiles to be a poorer quality format than something like PCM WAV. Yet mp3 files can easily be converted to WAV. So the data that apparently is missing from mp3 files (and ergo detracting from the overall audio quality) must be there somewhere in those files, just hidden or compressed? Is that correct?? What exactly does an mp3 file leave out when it compresses what, presumably, is the original PCM WAV file of a track?? And if using an A/D converter of some description you convert something from vinyl direct to mp3 you presumably could then convert that track to WAV - so where would all that additional data comprising the uncompressed WAV file (that may be ten times larger than the mp3) come from? I've absolutely no IT knowledge at all - so forgive me if these are embarrassingly dumb/elementary questions. I'm just intrigued.....
posted by MajorDundee at 1:01 PM PST - 16 comments

I just bought a dutch oven. What should I make in it?

I just bought a dutch oven. What should I make in it? [more inside]
posted by Tu13es at 12:50 PM PST - 34 comments

I am looking for an exhaustive list of bird names

I am looking for an exhaustive list of bird names [more inside]
posted by wooh at 12:15 PM PST - 8 comments

wood on the set

We took down a large cedar this summer that was listing ominously toward our house. Thinking we might use the wood, we've left a large amount of it here in our yard. Time passes, and the wood is still there. Am I creating a problem long term? What should I do with the wood with the rainy season coming on. [more inside]
posted by diode at 11:51 AM PST - 7 comments

Smells good!

Where is the best place to get essential oils? [more inside]
posted by TooFewShoes at 11:39 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me contract somebody to design a personal/academic/faculty candidate website.

Help me contract somebody to design a personal academic/faculty candidate website. [more inside]
posted by onalark at 10:50 AM PST - 11 comments

Advice on website hosting

Who do you recommend for small-scale web hosting? [more inside]
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 10:39 AM PST - 25 comments

How to schedule classes efficiently?

New college needs to schedule classes, including required courses and electives. Constraints include (a) requirements as to the total number of hours each class must meet per week, varying as to credit hours awarded (typically entailing 2-5 hours per week) -- but permitting flexibility in terms of number of sessions per week (1-5), what time of day they meet, and so forth; (b) scarce classroom space, of varied room capacity, for classes of varied expected sizes. Instructors not such a big constraint. Seeking advice to pass on about software that optimizes the use of space and maximizes the number of potential class offerings, or kinds of people with background that could be consulted. Cheapness desired -- think of the children! -- but not indispensable. Thanks!
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 10:19 AM PST - 4 comments

Hash Marks, Smash Marks

Watching the Notre Dame v Pitt game, and I'm wondering about the extra hash marks between the numbers and the sideline. I've never seen those before, can anyone offer an explanation? Thanks [more inside]
posted by bach at 10:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Is it me or my Apple TV?

Apple TV first gen. (updated to current software) problem: Suddenly last night the menu for TV shows was empty, showing nothing but My TV Shows. No Search, Favorites, Top Shows, etc. WTF? [more inside]
posted by dpcoffin at 9:52 AM PST - 6 comments

neither pregnancy or emotional instability appeal to me!

The idea of going on the pill freaks me out-- am I being reasonable, metafilter? [more inside]
posted by geegollygosh at 9:27 AM PST - 39 comments

She don't go.

Is my external hard drive history? [more inside]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 9:23 AM PST - 6 comments

Cat attempts to communicate, owner nonplussed.

Why is my formerly well-behaved, quiet cat now peeing everywhere and vocal to the max? [more inside]
posted by poppyseed at 9:16 AM PST - 12 comments

I need a new pusher...

SuddenFoodCravingFromChildhoodFilter: MUST HAS "Aunt Fanny's Pecan Twirls". Apparently they come out of Georgia, and this is what they look like. No longer find in DFW area, rioting to ensue. Money is no object, this is life or death! Please help...
posted by TigerMoth at 9:14 AM PST - 4 comments

Where is this waterfall/cave combo located?

Does anyone know where this amazing waterfall is located? Tineye turned up 0 results.
posted by MexicanYenta at 8:39 AM PST - 10 comments

Is there an Android app that will automatically switch on mobile data when I can't access the internet through the wifi connection?

I'm looking for an Android wifi manager app for my HTC Sensation 4G with a specific feature. When my phone thinks it's connected to a wifi network, it automatically turns off mobile data, which makes sense, as long as it's actually connected. Unfortunately, sometime there's something wrong with the wifi connection or the connection is really crappy, and I can't actually access the internet through it. This means that unless I go turn off wifi, I can't access the internet at all. Is there an app that will automatically switch on mobile data when I can't access the internet through the wifi connection?
posted by ErWenn at 7:51 AM PST - 8 comments

Repairing a tear in crepe silk

I tore a silk dress, a long way from any seams or pleats or details. How do I fix this? [more inside]
posted by carbide at 7:32 AM PST - 12 comments

How long-term would a video card upgrade for my Mac Pro be?

If I upgrade the video card in my Mac Pro to allow me to upgrade Final Cut Pro X, can I be confident that I will be able to continue using the software with this computer for the foreseeable future? [more inside]
posted by Grangousier at 7:21 AM PST - 6 comments

How to get the company accounts of an Italian s.r.l?

How can I cheaply/easily get company accounts for an Italian company? [more inside]
posted by runkelfinker at 7:01 AM PST - 6 comments

Playing music from an android device through my stereo, recommendations please!

I just hooked my android phone up to my hifi. The default music player is ok but I feel I may be missing out on something. Streaming apps seem flakey. I would like recommendations on playing/managing/enjoying music through my android device. [more inside]
posted by aqueousdan at 5:30 AM PST - 7 comments

How can I do more good?

I'm in a panic because of a moral crisis. How can I justify owning anything recreational when others have nothing? [more inside]
posted by meta x zen at 4:47 AM PST - 51 comments

Where to get a leather jacket fixed in Tampa?

I have a leather jacket that needs the lining redone. The exterior shell is fine (if somewhat worn) but the inside is coming apart. Does anyone have a good recommendation of where to get the inside of a leather jacket redone/repaired in Tampa, FL?
posted by Ikazuchi at 4:24 AM PST - 1 comment

Say, Taliban, Move your minivans, Kandahar!

Does anyone know if a copy of this Saturday Night Live skit, where a party breaks into a nonsensical song about Kandahar, is available online?
posted by whitewall at 4:07 AM PST - 2 comments

remake of the film of the play of the book of the ...

What's the longest chain of adaptations, like the remake of the film of the tv show of the novel of the play? [more inside]
posted by Gomoryhu at 3:28 AM PST - 26 comments

Facebook Favourites?

I recently changed my facebook account settings to notify me if my account is logged in using a device I haven't used before. Since then I have had 3 emails saying "It looks like someone used your Facebook account to log into Favourites" [more inside]
posted by missmagenta at 2:21 AM PST - 6 comments

Poetry recommendations?

What recent poetry would you recommend? Who writes more clearly and appeals to the senses? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by maurreen at 1:28 AM PST - 20 comments

Do I have Asperger's?

Could I have Asperger's Syndrome? [more inside]
posted by hazyjane at 1:19 AM PST - 38 comments

Help me make my own anti-perspirant!

I got tired of normal deodorants and anti-perspirants -- they didn't always work, I don't like the way they smell, and the residue made my clothes discolour and eventually break down under the arms. So I started using Odaban spray, which I love. There's basically nothing in it except, I think, water and aluminium chloride. Now I want to make my own version at home, but I'm kind of intimidated by the chemistry aspects -- can you help me? [more inside]
posted by Susan PG at 12:32 AM PST - 5 comments

Loud and clear - and yeah, stable

Help me build floor stands for my speakers - a DIY challenge! [more inside]
posted by VikingSword at 12:31 AM PST - 12 comments

One of these can be the future.....

google logic failure: Where can I watch the Fox News / Google republican debate from yesterday. I don't want highlights, just to watch the whole thing. Any help appreciated.
posted by Funmonkey1 at 12:19 AM PST - 3 comments

Audio live streaming options?

Live Audio Broadcast Options: I want to broadcast a live music performance of mine to friends and family abroad. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 12:15 AM PST - 1 comment

September 23

Best Gumbo in the Congo

Have you had good European or American food outside of America or Europe? If so, where and when? I was watching "No Reservations" on Netflix and was struck by how many Western countries had good examples of Eastern food. I haven't traveled in the East at all, but I can't help but think that the opposite must have happened. Please tell me if you've had great Smothered Chicken and Biscuits in Beijing. I want to hear!
posted by bswinburn at 9:54 PM PST - 34 comments

Legal Resources for the Open Source Developer?

If you're running a business and need legal advice, you pay an attorney. But what if you're contributing to open source software (i.e. for free) and have legal questions? [more inside]
posted by tomwheeler at 9:15 PM PST - 3 comments

How Can I Use Social Media Networks to Get A Job?

Beyond just saying "I want a job", how can I effectively and creatively use social media like Facebook and Twitter to get a job?
posted by Effigy2000 at 9:03 PM PST - 10 comments

Housing First Donations?

I'd like to start giving regularly to a human services program that practices the Housing First model. Ordinarily, I'd be looking to keep my money local, but I just moved to Seattle, and the city claims to have a good record on HF, plus I can't find any non-governmental orgs doing work here. What housing first program in a major US city most needs the money? [more inside]
posted by Apropos of Something at 9:02 PM PST - 4 comments

Sketchy business practice, or insurance S.O.P.?

Sketchy-business-practice-filter: Recently got a letter from our insurance agent (car and home) saying, effectively, "We've reviewed your coverage, and according to some system we have (360 Value), the replacement cost of your house is roughly 30% more than what the current policy covers. If we don't hear from you in 30 days, we're raising your coverage to that $BIGNUM." [more inside]
posted by jferg at 8:45 PM PST - 16 comments

Everywhere? (Jamie XX DJ Set Song ID)

What song is played at 1:30 in the Jamie XX essential mix?
posted by elektrotechnicus at 8:18 PM PST - 2 comments

and the survey says.....!

Camping with a 4 year old in an unheated cabin when over night low is 37 F? [more inside]
posted by ian1977 at 7:50 PM PST - 21 comments

Which dress should I wear to a wedding?

Could you please help me decide which dress to wear to a wedding tomorrow? My fashion sense is limited - pictures inside. [more inside]
posted by FairlyFarley at 7:46 PM PST - 41 comments

How to not feel taken advantage of by selfish "friends"?

How to not feel taken advantage of by selfish "friends"? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 7:14 PM PST - 13 comments

Where is all the hyssop menthol pain reliever stuff and how can I get some? In desperate need of menthol

Help me find the only pain numbing cream that helps me! (Or if we HAVE to, an equivalent to replace it.) [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 5:45 PM PST - 9 comments

Somewhere else and back again

How will change of address affect my trip overseas if I am on a temporary resident visa and still in the process of filing for removal of conditions? [more inside]
posted by wwax at 5:23 PM PST - 1 comment

There's something fishy going on over there

Feeling disenchanted with tuna salad, but want to keep eating fish for lunch every day. What are you best suggestions for easy, portable lunches that feature fish as a prominent ingredient? These need to be fully assembled before work and need to either taste good cold (ideal) or reheat in a microwave really well.
posted by corn_bread at 5:04 PM PST - 38 comments

How fast can I get faster?

What degree of speed improvement should I expect or aim for in trying to improve running times? [more inside]
posted by Terriniski at 4:26 PM PST - 8 comments

Crazy family history...how do I avoid passing it on?

How do I break the cycle of abuse in my family and make a stable, happy and safe environment for my own (future) family? ( [more inside]
posted by snowysoul at 3:58 PM PST - 21 comments

Can Google spreadsheets solve my problem?

I have a massive Google spreadsheet containing entry info for a small film festival. I need to be able to produce tailored reports from it that only contain need-to-know info, instead of making people look at the master sheet. Is this possible? If not, what online software should I use? [more inside]
posted by goatdog at 3:54 PM PST - 5 comments

It turns out the owls are pretty much exactly what they seem

I need to know how to set up a wireless, night-vision enabled, motion detecting camera for the purposes of spying. [more inside]
posted by mudpuppie at 3:34 PM PST - 15 comments

Computer lab maintenance needed

I manage a classroom of about 30 laptops. Because we we have no funding for upgrades it is up to me to keeps these things running. Everything my students do is web based, so a bootable CD running some form of kiosk type OS that serves up only a browser seems like a perfect choice. Can someone recommend a solution or even suggest another way to manage the lab?
posted by Mantix at 2:08 PM PST - 10 comments

Tomato Vodka Cocktail Ideas

In one week, I will have a bottle of home-infused tomato vodka. What should I do with it? [more inside]
posted by whitneyarner at 1:54 PM PST - 31 comments

Help me automate a photography workflow

How can I automate ftp transfers from one Mac to another? [more inside]
posted by photoslob at 1:48 PM PST - 18 comments

Double hip replacement-- advisable?

My mother is scheduled for a hip replacement next week; both hips badly need the surgery and she was originally planning to get them done with three months recovery time between the two operations. However, her doctor has raised the possibility of getting both hips done at the same time, and she's decided to go for it. Does anyone have any experience with having both hips done at the same time, or knows an elderly person who opted for both at once? What was their/your experience? Would you recommend it? [more inside]
posted by jokeefe at 1:09 PM PST - 22 comments

News at 6!

DSLR Filter- Narrowed my choices down, need an outside opinion on a couple details. [more inside]
posted by MansRiot at 12:57 PM PST - 17 comments

Menswear shoes for a femwear girl?

I recently bought a pair of beautiful lace-up brown high-heeled oxfords. I have no idea what to wear with them. Help? [more inside]
posted by stellaluna at 12:54 PM PST - 17 comments

Tea and sympathy?

Help me be more empathetic/sympathetic. [more inside]
posted by mrfuga0 at 12:54 PM PST - 13 comments

How best to use tags in LibraryThing?

If you use LibraryThing, how do you use tags and collections? I am afraid I am doing it wrong [more inside]
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 12:42 PM PST - 14 comments

Audio when Remoting Computers

How do I enable audio when remoting to a computer [more inside]
posted by digdan at 11:59 AM PST - 6 comments

Want to build a feraliminal lycanthropizer

Calling all electronics/audio savvy MeFites. Let's say I want to build a feraliminal lycanthropizer. How? [more inside]
posted by kaseijin at 11:47 AM PST - 20 comments

What's going on in the washroom pipes?

How do I fix my slow-draining toilet and sink? [more inside]
posted by Giggilituffin at 11:24 AM PST - 28 comments

How to scrape a web forum?

How to scrape a web forum? I need help understanding the process. [more inside]
posted by [insert clever name here] at 11:23 AM PST - 17 comments

Why do our jaws drop?

Why do our jaws drop when we are dismayed or surprised? [more inside]
posted by Fister Roboto at 11:21 AM PST - 17 comments

How to remove horizontal blinds before toddler does!

Rented apartment, flimsy aluminium blinds savaged by toddler. I cannot figure out their quick release mechanism. I've tried rocking (suggested here,) prying, and cursing. There are no accessible latches, tabs, or clips. All but one sit flush to window frames, so they cannot slide sideways. They have a Faber sticker, they are less than two years old, and likely from a Canadian supplier. I can't find a relevant Faber installation guide. I popped the end cap off the one that isn't tight against a window frame (pic,) and I took a picture of the plate attached to the wall (pic.) I'm sure there is some dead simple manoeuvre that I've missed!
posted by weegreentoad at 11:18 AM PST - 4 comments

Who is this?

Any idea who this singer is, or any info on this song? [more inside]
posted by jennhi at 11:00 AM PST - 5 comments

Rock solid, face palming

Memtest says the RAM is clean. So why might my Eee PC 1000 be repeatedly rebooting? [more inside]
posted by randomination at 10:58 AM PST - 16 comments

I keep getting distracted from posting this by "Jersey's Best Dancers"

What can I buy a lifetime subscription to? [more inside]
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 10:44 AM PST - 24 comments

Am I being paid too much?

Photographers: reducing your rate – do you or don’t you? [more inside]
posted by mcbeth at 10:41 AM PST - 24 comments

Looking for a shady, quiet spot near water to relax around the SF Bay

Any SF Bay Area'ers know a good place to hang out by a little creek or by the ocean in the shade all day and just relax, have a picnic, nap or read? Maybe play some music at a low volume? [more inside]
posted by missy_b at 10:40 AM PST - 11 comments

Money Therapist?

Is there such a thing as a therapist who deals specifically with anxiety stemming from money matters? [more inside]
posted by marimeko at 10:24 AM PST - 10 comments

£50 a month to host two small (Plone) websites?

I think my friend's small company might be getting ripped off. I need advice as to what is acceptable pricing for building and running a couple of websites. [more inside]
posted by bollockovnikov at 10:23 AM PST - 14 comments

Next time I will take the train.

DC to Pittsburgh by bus on Thanksgiving weekend? Will it be a traffic nightmare? [more inside]
posted by backwards compatible at 10:06 AM PST - 2 comments

Rip Blu-Ray straight to uncompressed .avi at 1080p. What's the best way to do it?

Rip Blu-Ray straight to uncompressed .avi at 1080p. What's the best way to do it? Details inside. [more inside]
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:02 AM PST - 6 comments

Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker: Tell Me More About Someone's Work

More non-fiction please! As a strange antidote to having to read a lot of dry academic articles, I enjoy pleasurable non-fiction writing about jobs and work. Books I've liked in the past include May Roach (Stiff); Atul Gawande (Complications, Better); Barbara Ehrenreich (Nickeled and Dimed); and Tracy Kidder (House, Among Schoolchildren). I'd like recommendations for more non-fiction along those lines. [more inside]
posted by jeanmari at 9:59 AM PST - 37 comments

Drink the best, mess with the rest

No mess, one touch espresso : Nespresso or super automatic? Which one should I choose?
posted by racingjs at 9:43 AM PST - 15 comments

I never realized how much I liked sex until I stopped having it. Like...stopped.

I'm straight, midthirties, a woman, considered attractive, yet haven't had sex in a very, very long time, and I'm a little worried about the effect it's having on me. NSFW inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:24 AM PST - 34 comments

Hotels Near Norfolk VA Airport?

Mrs. COD and myself are headed to VA Beach this weekend, and my efforts to secure a nice hotel cheap via Hotwire / Priceline have not panned out. We are visiting with friends on Chick's beach, so staying somewhere around the Norfolk Airport keeps us within 15 minutes of their place, which is fine. Has anybody stayed at a Norfolk Airport hotel recently? The reviews on the travel sites are kind of scary, but I'm hoping it's just Internet trolling and it's not really that bad. Cheap is good - we just need a place to crash Saturday night. Any recommendations from recent personal experience?
posted by COD at 9:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Do you ever feel that the world is a tuxedo, and you're (looking for) a pair of brown shoes?

Looking for this pair of shoes? [more inside]
posted by stoneandstar at 9:20 AM PST - 8 comments

Need suggestions and recipes for cooking large meals-for-one (Lebanese, Turkish, Moroccan, etc)

At mid-life, I've finally discovered cooking. I've experimented with Lebanese, Portuguese, Moroccan and Turkish because they're my favorites. But I'm single these days and cooking for one. What are some good strategies? [more inside]
posted by deern the headlice at 9:13 AM PST - 13 comments

Sorry for the morbid question.

Hospice and palliative-care providers often tell patients' families and friends that as people die, hearing is the last sense to go. Is there any science behind the claim? [more inside]
posted by evidenceofabsence at 8:43 AM PST - 11 comments

Just eat lentils!

I want the best lentil soup recipes [more inside]
posted by Ideal Impulse at 8:37 AM PST - 31 comments

Where is religiosity growing and where is it shrinking?

Where is religiosity growing and where is it shrinking? [more inside]
posted by iftheaccidentwill at 8:36 AM PST - 5 comments

stop telling me cameron diaz has a round face!

I have a round face and very thick, mostly straight hair. I'm thinking about getting a layered haircut shorter than my shoulders. Would this work?? [more inside]
posted by leedly at 7:29 AM PST - 12 comments

How to check the grass on both sides of the fence

How do I approach a competitor about applying for a job without jeopardizing my current position? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:24 AM PST - 3 comments

Is it just communication problems or does my boss think I'm incompetent?

Do I have a chip on my shoulder or is my boss underestimating me? Or maybe it's both? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:24 AM PST - 15 comments

Best way to record a live video stream?

What is the best way to record a live streaming video broadcast from the Web? Details to follow. [more inside]
posted by jeffmshaw at 7:17 AM PST - 5 comments

Why Isn't This Easier?

Can anyone recommend a plug-in that allows adobe acrobat to sort pages by page number? I inserted page numbers into a document; extracted certain pages into separate files, and then combined them again; the page numbers were off as a result (and there are some dupes). I'd like to make them resort by page number. Any ideas?
posted by miss tea at 6:56 AM PST - 4 comments

Brand-new laptop! What should I remove/install?

I have a brand-new Dell laptop. What's the best way to remove all the bloatware? What things should I install? (Please no Linux, this is a Windows 7 machine and I need it to stay that way.) [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 6:46 AM PST - 24 comments

Where can I stay in Madrid and Barcelona?

I'm going to Spain in November and desperately need hotel suggestions! [more inside]
posted by silverstatue at 6:32 AM PST - 16 comments

Need help with a jailbroken iPhone bluetooth problem

I just purchased a Belkin Aircast bluetooth car adapter to use with a 1st generation Iphone. It's not working the way it's supposed to and I suspect it's because my iPhone is jailbroken. How do I fix this? [more inside]
posted by gfrobe at 6:25 AM PST - 6 comments

Urgent care? ER?

Urgent care? ER? Where am I supposed to go? I don't have a doctor here (Fairfax County, VA). I'm clueless. I got the flu last weekend but am still experiencing symptoms, including a new one - a burning hot pain in the pit of my stomach. [more inside]
posted by windbox at 6:17 AM PST - 24 comments

Beginner jazz singer tips needed!

Any songs/tips for a non-jazz singer performing at a jazz jam session? [more inside]
posted by letsgomendel at 6:10 AM PST - 7 comments

Cheap Monday

We're booking a trip to Tallinn, Helsinki and Stockholm. Any recommendations on where to stay? How about ferry trips? [more inside]
posted by mippy at 5:26 AM PST - 13 comments

Is a five by five loan safe?

My dream co-op financed--maybe. In my limited knowledge, the "five by five loan" sounds suspiciously like an ARM, although the lender swears it isn't. So what is it exactly? [more inside]
posted by Prairie at 5:22 AM PST - 22 comments

I've already got the husband and suckling babe part down...

Where might I procure a cheap old timey laced vest for a nerdy Game of Thrones Halloween costume? [more inside]
posted by ifjuly at 5:10 AM PST - 10 comments

Body in a ice filled trunk of lobsters? Really? Am I remembering this right?

Help me identify this mid 2000's neo-noir movie [more inside]
posted by nonemoreblack at 1:45 AM PST - 1 comment

Songs and movies that you know forwards and backwards.

Can you name any songs or movies which feature palindromic structures? In terms of music, I don't mean notes or lyrics, but the sections, eg, CVCBCVC. Movie patterns would be more loose, but one could be settings, eg, starts out in a house, then a car, then a plane, etc, ends in a car, then a house. Another pattern could be the entrance/exit of characters. [more inside]
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 1:16 AM PST - 21 comments

Is A Fedora Okay?

What hat should I wear this summer to keep cool without looking like a stereotypical nerd? I've worn fedoras all my life, and I've recently realized it makes me look a bit like Fedora Guy or a stereotype I want to avoid. Unfortunately, summer is coming up and I need to wear something to keep the sun off my head. I've been wearing this black straw fedora, and my dad recently gave me a more traditional Akubra (can't remember the exact model, but this might be close). I've also got a light straw hat and a 'wacky' one with cowboy skin (and a grey flatcap for winter). What should I wear when I plan on being outside for long periods of time? I'm in Sydney, Australia so there will be days when going out hatless isn't really an option
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:48 AM PST - 42 comments

September 22

Psychological and sociological research into post-global catastrophe scenarios...

Know of any research, books, websites, etc. that look into how people would likely react in various global catastrophe situations? Apocalyptic without the fire and brimstone. Such as: economic collapse, global loss of electronics, plagues and so on. Sociological and psychological realities of how humans this day in age would actually behave.
posted by mrflibble at 11:10 PM PST - 10 comments

Where to get something embroidered in Toronto

Does anyone know where I can get a single item embroidered in Toronto - hopefully on a Saturday morning? [more inside]
posted by stray at 10:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Help us earn money to provide aid across the border.

I need to make an awesome, KO baked good that will bring lots of money to our bakesale, with some specifications. [more inside]
posted by lizjohn at 9:55 PM PST - 29 comments

Please identify this clump of plant matter that came out of my sewer line.

Help me identify this clump of tree roots that a plumber cut from my sewer line today. It's either from a California Redwood, an ash, or this little tree that I haven't identified (maybe it's an ash too? It has berries while the big one does not, but I guess they flower and fruit on a multiyear cycle.) The house is in southern California, and roots are apparently invading the line through a bad splice between two sections of ABS pipe.
posted by contraption at 9:49 PM PST - 4 comments

Yet Another "ID This Film" Request

ID this horror film that featured a bunch of people trapped in a house, someone sliding down a rope bare-handed, and a hole in the ground that opened into hell? [more inside]
posted by sillymama at 8:42 PM PST - 5 comments

Need your help

My boyfriend is about to face a court date next week for a furnishing alcohol to a minor charge.... he would gladfully face punishment for this crime, however, he didn't furnish alcohol to a minor. The prosecutor wants him to accept the plea agreement and not waste anyone's time. My boyfriend just doesn't want it on his record. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by camylanded at 8:32 PM PST - 44 comments

Child/family therapist in Baltimore?

Does anyone know a wonderful child/family psychologist in Baltimore to work with a first-grader (and his parents)? [more inside]
posted by spbmp at 8:21 PM PST - 4 comments

What happened in Blindsight?

What the hell happens at the end of Peter Watts' entertainingly grittygrim space vampire novel Blindsight? (spoilers expected and obligatory, naturally) [more inside]
posted by Sebmojo at 8:17 PM PST - 5 comments

Take this job and...

Is the 5-year(!) non-compete clause I signed valid? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:35 PM PST - 21 comments

Drupal for e-commerce?

I need to replace an old e-commerce website with something more modern. Can you make recommendations for a non-programmer - Drupal or other CMS? Something else? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Protector, Lover, Wizard

Help me with my short story [more inside]
posted by allelopath at 7:17 PM PST - 17 comments

Suggestions for document analysis topics.

Help picking a topic that lends itself to document analysis via XML-based techniques that preferably has to do with Politics or Political Science (more inside) [more inside]
posted by Raichle at 7:03 PM PST - 10 comments

I need help putting together a decent costume for Halloween.

I need a good, slightly nerdy costume for Halloween, and I want something actually decent that won't be overly expensive. I could use some help with the actual logistics, though. Advice? [more inside]
posted by gchucky at 6:47 PM PST - 19 comments

Repercussions of swearing at homeowner's association?

Repercussions of swearing at homeowner's association? [more inside]
posted by telsa at 6:27 PM PST - 34 comments

What are these white marks around the top of my shirt?

I have some odd white marks on a lot of my hanged t-shirts, not sure why. (Pics inside) [more inside]
posted by lankford at 6:04 PM PST - 10 comments

About To Step Into the Auto Dealership Belly of the Beast!

What is set in stone in car negotiations? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 5:45 PM PST - 11 comments

Creative teacher contribution to students' day

For students' day at a middle/high school, each department of teachers has been asked to submit or perform something. I could use some help thinking of something that will entertain the students while keeping it appropriate for the age level. [more inside]
posted by nzydarkxj at 5:43 PM PST - 13 comments

Where online can my classmates and I design and create our own wiki-constitution?

I want to set up a wiki so that my fellow students and I can collaborate on a constitution governing our class. Is there a space that I can do this somewhere on wikipedia? Or are there any other wiki 'hosts' (preferably free and ad free) that let people have a wiki for simple purposes such as I just outlined? [more inside]
posted by ageispolis at 5:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Recommend me a lapbox

Which laptop should I buy? [more inside]
posted by LonnieK at 5:07 PM PST - 15 comments

Back off, Zuckerberg.

I hate intrusive facebook. My favorite facebook blocker is 3 versions of firefox behind and doesn't appear to be actively updated anymore. What's more, with the latest redesign, FB has a new social plugin thing on other sites that I can't figure out how to block. What's the best way to keep facebook and its assorted APIs, plugins, sniffers, trackers and malware on its own damn webpage?
posted by T.D. Strange at 4:50 PM PST - 14 comments

Alternative uses for a garage

What can one do with a garage other than use it for its intended purpose of storing cars? [more inside]
posted by vegetable100% at 4:42 PM PST - 35 comments

This too shall pass?

Panicking about my relationship, which is then causing me to panic about my panic. I have no one to talk to and I just want to know that I'm going to be ok. [more inside]
posted by p. kitty at 4:37 PM PST - 19 comments

Mom is getting married in 3 days. WHAT?

My mom is getting married in 3 days to a man she's been dating for two months. She emailed me this news (not too weird, that's our main form of communication) last week and I have been in too much of a state of shock to respond. How do I respond to this? I'm still not even sure how to feel about it. [more inside]
posted by evilbeck at 4:31 PM PST - 30 comments

How can I make mornings less of a pain in the butt?

I have been skipping sleeping some nights lately, just to avoid the unpleasantness of waking up. How can I get some sleep at night without having to deal with a "sleep hangover" in the morning? [more inside]
posted by chocolatemilkshakes at 4:03 PM PST - 35 comments

The Frank Zappa of canvas.

What 2-D, physical, non-photographer, non-sequential (more or less straight-ahead drawers and/or painters) artists are considered to be "cutting edge" right now?
posted by cmoj at 3:58 PM PST - 1 comment

help me find a set for my film

I am shooting a short film for my MFA in New York City in November. I need help finding a small studio apartment to rent very short term as the film's single set. [more inside]
posted by timsneezed at 3:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Pottery is made in a pottery. What else is made in its namesake? Is there a name for this?

Pottery is made in a pottery. What else is made in its namesake? Is there a name for this? [more inside]
posted by lukeo05 at 2:52 PM PST - 32 comments

How much should I budget for a wordpress stylesheet customization?

How much should I budget for a wordpress stylesheet customization? [more inside]
posted by Gusaroo at 2:51 PM PST - 4 comments

Echo...

Sound engineers, please give me some great ideas for making my home studio acoustically stable on a budget. [more inside]
posted by hanoixan at 2:27 PM PST - 7 comments

Not just RSS overload: overload overload.

I subscribe to too many RSS feeds that publish too many items and I can't take it anymore. Help me pare down to something resembling "essentials." [more inside]
posted by andrewcilento at 2:19 PM PST - 10 comments

Why is it so hard to find a therapist?

How do you find a therapist? I have been trying for months and can't find one that is accepting new patients and takes my insurance. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:18 PM PST - 23 comments

Did Samuel Adams Ever Say This?

Has anybody ever heard of a quote, supposedly attributed to Samuel Adams during the lead-up to the American Revolution, about how "the revolution will need exactly three martyrs; Less than three won't have enough effect, and more than three is a sanitation problem"? I can't find any evidence of it online even though I thought I might find a Snopes/misattribution article on the topic. Anybody heard of it before -- maybe attributed to somebody else?
posted by destro at 2:06 PM PST - 8 comments

did my "sleeping beast" wake up?

ahem... this is a little embarrassing. I am female in my late 20's and have been attracted to both men and women before, and have sort of had relationships/ people I dated. When friends talk about their, hmm, libido, I never really know what they are talking about, and the phrase "physical attraction" as opposed to emotional or pretty face has never made sense to me. Until the other day. This woman with whom I have been working on a project came to the last meeting in a tight-fitting shirt, which accentuates her very slim and nimble waist. And uh, hmm, let's just say, both physically and mentally, I reacted instinctively and unexpectedly. (good thing nobody noticed.) And 2 weeks later I still can't stop thinking about it, so here it is, hive mind, explain to me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:01 PM PST - 22 comments

Coin flip?

Possible new job question: should I stay with my current job or take this new one? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:00 PM PST - 4 comments

Difficult Person at Work

How to deal with a difficult person at work? Main question of the day: Do I cc this particular email to my higher boss? [more inside]
posted by moiraine at 1:56 PM PST - 21 comments

Teach me how to swim at the gym

What can I wear (other than a traditional bathing suit) while swimming at the gym? And how to start a very gentle swimming regimen while dealing with major back problems? [more inside]
posted by BlahLaLa at 1:49 PM PST - 26 comments

Do Really Have to Go to Therapy?

Do I really need to go to therapy or is this something I can do on my own? Go ahead, MetaFilter, talk me OUT of going to therapy! [more inside]
posted by Leezie at 1:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Ping pong in Houston, Texas?

Ping pong in Houston, Texas? [more inside]
posted by JPowers at 12:37 PM PST - 3 comments

Electricity... so magical! So deadly!

Am I going to electrocute myself with my home extension cord repair? [more inside]
posted by amanda at 12:22 PM PST - 21 comments

Server vs. file sharing

What's the difference between setting up a Mac OS X server and turning on file sharing on a regular Mac? [more inside]
posted by hapticactionnetwork at 12:03 PM PST - 7 comments

how to get middle schoolers to be quiet

[TeacherFilter] Advice needed on getting these inner city middle schoolers to be quiet. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:49 AM PST - 37 comments

GoogleTV with no cableTV?

Can GoogleTV add value to my HTPC setup, without cable TV? [more inside]
posted by jozxyqk at 11:36 AM PST - 7 comments

Did China ever actually send prisoners' families a bill for the bullet?

I've read that in the past, the family of an executed prisoner in China later received a bill for the cost of the bullet used in the execution. Is this true? [more inside]
posted by EnormousTalkingOnion at 11:35 AM PST - 8 comments

Stautzenberger College?

How reputable is Stautzenberger college's Veterinary Technology program? How about San Juan's distance learning program? [more inside]
posted by Pericardium at 11:22 AM PST - 4 comments

Temporarily without safety net. Is this okay?

Do people actually quit their jobs to go to school while living on loans and government assistance--with children? If so, how? [more inside]
posted by starbaby at 11:21 AM PST - 19 comments

Looking for new primary care physician in Manhattan

NYC doctor filter: Looking for a new primary care physician (last one moved away). Preferences: Upper East Side office location; takes insurance. Beyond that, no particular needs. Can you recommend someone you like? Thanks.
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 11:18 AM PST - 3 comments

Dinner's ready!

How do I become someone's home cook-for-pay? [more inside]
posted by Betty's Table at 11:10 AM PST - 5 comments

What lens for low-light food photography?

I need a lens for low-light, hand-held, food photography on my Canon 40D. I will be renting the lens so cost is not an issue and prefer only one lens instead of swapping them out. I will be taking pictures in restaurants during actual meals so dishes must be fully framed from the seated position. No tripod, no flashes, no standing up, no trickery. What would you recommend?
posted by sygyzy at 11:05 AM PST - 17 comments

Help a band come up with Halloween Costumes!!

This comes up every year at this time: people needing help with ideas for Halloween costumes. Here are the particulars which make this case a bit different: looking for an affordable (cheap, actually) idea for a six-piece rock band (two women, four men.) Something we can actually wear onstage and perform in without dying of heat prostration, or spending more on the costumes than we'll make playing the gig. Any good ideas out there?
posted by dorgla at 10:50 AM PST - 36 comments

I don't have a butler, though, so that's right out.

How might one go about having a (murder?) mystery-themed dinner party? [more inside]
posted by phunniemee at 10:49 AM PST - 10 comments

I don't want to miss the life in front of me!

How do I learn to focus on my own life? [more inside]
posted by sprezzy at 10:37 AM PST - 8 comments

What if you're not sexually attracted to the people you fall in love with in a way that's fulfilling?

Where can I find out more about people with opposite sexual and romantic orientations? [more inside]
posted by Vrai at 10:30 AM PST - 5 comments

Tired of the anti-hero. I need a hero.

Can you recommend some good books that have characters that I would actually aspire to be like? [more inside]
posted by chevyvan at 10:24 AM PST - 16 comments

Please suggest a song for a golden wedding

My parents will be celebrating their 50th anniversary in August 2012, and my family is already planning a commemorative catered dinner/dance. On the evening's agenda will be a musical solo, sung by my talented teenaged niece Peaches and accompanied by my sister on the piano. I'd like some suggestions as to what song Peaches might sing. [more inside]
posted by orange swan at 9:59 AM PST - 28 comments

Can I bring cans and bottles on a New Orleans picnic?

Drinking outdoors in New Orleans: I'm planning a picnic with a large group of people in a New Orleans city park. I know outdoor drinking is permitted in New Orleans as long as the alcohol is consumed in a plastic cup and not the original container. My question is, can I bring a cooler of beer and wine to a city park, and serve the drinks in plastic cups? In other words, am I legally permitted to have open glass or metal containers outdoors as long as they're in a cooler?
posted by Ziggurat at 9:53 AM PST - 9 comments

Wheel arch rust repair.

How do I best repair a rusty wheel arch. [more inside]
posted by Frasermoo at 9:46 AM PST - 8 comments

New Android phone in Toronto - Bell? Rogers? Someone else?

New Android phone in Toronto - Bell? Rogers? Someone else? [more inside]
posted by ManInSuit at 9:28 AM PST - 23 comments

Commitment Ceremonies 101

Commitment ceremonies: how do you do them? Particularly - how do you explain the idea to family? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 9:23 AM PST - 29 comments

Amazon Backorder Dilemma

I ordered this item from Amazon.com last month and when I ordered it, I noticed that the shipping date was September 28-October 29. That seemed a little weird so I contact Amazon and the rep just confused me more. Do you know the inner workings of Amazon? Can you explain this to me? [more inside]
posted by juniperesque at 9:14 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me find a prose reading for my best friend's wedding!

My best friend is getting married! And I am doing the reading! Yay! Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find anything that really fits the couple. Halp. [more inside]
posted by griphus at 8:51 AM PST - 23 comments

Are we fucked for the rest of our lives?

We just had twins. How soon can we expect one parent to be able to look after the two of them for a couple of hours without any help? [more inside]
posted by creasy boy at 7:50 AM PST - 49 comments

What's the best radio drama available through via podcast?

Could someone recommend a podcast featuring excellent radio drama, old or new? I'd like something with high production quality, engaging stories, and regular updates. Thanks.
posted by jwhite1979 at 7:43 AM PST - 14 comments

Um... Awkward.

I have gotten myself in to what feels like an awkward position. I agreed to babysit the child of my husband's co worker once a week. The deal was that they would pay me $50 each time. I agreed because I was looking to take on a second job anyway, so this was perfect. We are going on three weeks at this point, in which I have not been paid. That part is obviously awkward enough, but the additional details make me feel pretty crappy. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:00 AM PST - 48 comments

Can this programmer (me) be successfully sued?

I improved a website for a business. The client was satisfied throughout the project and at launch 1 yr ago. But he fell out with his partners and they're threatening to sue me. I billed about $5k for the site. The site now does everything he wanted - consistent navigation, improved graphics, data driven pages (it had been over 100 html pages with little consistency among them). Can I be sued for violating some best practices like not saving Includes in their own directory, having some HTML tags inside a SQL database, leaving test code and unused files on the production site and not optimizing queries, commenting-out unused code instead of removing it? Can I be sued for leaving the site vulnerable to SQL Injection attacks even if there were no actual damages? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:59 AM PST - 22 comments

Upload/convert MSAccess to MySQL using PHP

What's the best way to upload an Access DB using PHP and read its contents into MySQL?
posted by monkey closet at 6:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Best Wireless/Booster Combo?

I'm looking for the best wireless router and extender combination to spread internet access throughout a large area. [more inside]
posted by jazon at 6:42 AM PST - 4 comments

I wish to cut the cord on my cordless.

I have some questions regarding MMS charges and the Facebook Messenger app. Between it and the upcoming iOS messages in iOS5 I would like to completely eliminate my texting plan (in light of AT&T's total dick move of eliminating the $10/month text plan-which I was going to move to after iOS5). I figure between Facebook and my iphone-owning friends, family, and girlfriend I should be 99.9% covered and I'll eat the per-text charge on the 2-3 a month that may slip by. I just cant seem to find a clear answer on one point, though: [more inside]
posted by sourwookie at 6:38 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me ID this picture

Can anyone please identify this picture? [more inside]
posted by Wonton Cruelty at 6:36 AM PST - 6 comments

Destination Anywhere, East or West, I Don't Care...

My favorite "last minute, destination-nonspecific" travel site just folded. Are there any others out there? [more inside]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 6:22 AM PST - 10 comments

Pimp my Pantry Allergen-Free

Pimp my pantry - Allergen free style. [more inside]
posted by onhazier at 6:10 AM PST - 23 comments

Great Ideas to Improve Australian Healthcare?

If you were having lunch with the Australian Minister for Health which new, innovative, targeted and cost effective measures would you suggest to improve health care in Australia? Ideas could focus on regional services, mental health, hospitals and nursing or GP services, preventative health and so forth. Links to fresh, successful strategies in other countries or well argued position papers would be appreciated. Simply suggesting spending more money isn't an option. This question has nothing to do with the oft rehearsed arguments over health insurance and provision in the USA.
posted by joannemullen at 6:08 AM PST - 15 comments

My 78 year old father is getting an iPad. What are the best apps for him?

My father is 78 and is housebound after 16 years of suffering from the after-effects of several strokes. I showed him my iPad and he was entranced so we are going to get him a top of the line iPad. What are the best apps that we can put on the iPad for him? [more inside]
posted by h00py at 5:29 AM PST - 21 comments

Better Learning Through Laziness

I would like to learn French. I like to watch movies. What are some French-language movies that might allow me to do both things at once? [more inside]
posted by eric1halfb at 4:00 AM PST - 30 comments

In search of SAS-fu

What are your beginner/intermediate SAS handbook recommendations? [more inside]
posted by thisjax at 2:14 AM PST - 4 comments

Are Korean and Hebrew languages related?

In Korean, the words for 'mom' and 'dad', respectively, are umma and appa. In Hebrew (maybe other Semitic languages, too), they are ima and abba. Is there a link between Korean (maybe other east Asian languages?) and the Semitic languages?
posted by KingoftheWhales at 2:04 AM PST - 20 comments

Rebound relationship

Hi, I just got into an online relationship with a friend whom I've known for three years. He left his previous (online and real life) relationship of three years because his girlfriend was blackmailing him and spilling his secrets to other people which made him lose friends. She was both nice and mean, in his own words, bipolar. He said that he has emotional residue because he felt that she was the only one who would stay with him but that he knows he should let go of her. He made peace with the notion that he will be single forever before I told him that I'd like to be with him. [more inside]
posted by kopi at 1:17 AM PST - 27 comments

I want to know more things in fun ways.

I'm looking for fun educational youtube videos. [more inside]
posted by Navelgazer at 1:04 AM PST - 5 comments

Are steroids legal in China?

Are steroids legal in China? [more inside]
posted by Patrick Leo at 12:44 AM PST - 1 comment

September 21

Please help me decide what my next computer will be

Macbook Pro or Air for SPSS? [more inside]
posted by namesarehard at 11:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Help identify this song based on some half-remembered lyrics!

Help me identify this song from 1992-93 from some half-remembered lyrics! [more inside]
posted by e-man at 9:53 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me plan my life

I need advice on how to plot out my career - right now I feel doomed to drift. I work in development currently, not sure I want to stay there, but it's the only thing I know how to do. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:24 PM PST - 6 comments

I can't respond to your 3000 messages

TL;dr, I have a very clingy friend. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:24 PM PST - 24 comments

Help me pass a day in Warsaw

I have a 12 hour layover in Warsaw. What to do? [more inside]
posted by resiny at 9:23 PM PST - 11 comments

Wordpress shopping cart?

Any decent wordpress shopping carts? FOSS or for sale doesn't matter so much as good to go right now and stable for at least a few years into the future. [more inside]
posted by jsturgill at 8:25 PM PST - 10 comments

What clean humor book should I get for my fundie grandmother's birthday?

It's my grandmother's birthday next week, and I'd like to give her some sort of book with cute and funny short stories/jokes, a la Reader's Digest. It should also be clean humor only. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by iamfantastikate at 8:08 PM PST - 22 comments

Flash, ahhh, he'll doom every one of us

I need some help getting a Flash rollover to behave. [more inside]
posted by azpenguin at 7:46 PM PST - 3 comments

Movie identification

So, there's this movie. It involves a beautiful double-amputee woman and a man, and I think they're in love. I believe there's a prisoner dynamic. Pretty sure it was a mindfuck scenario, very bizarre, and possibly directed by the daughter of a big name. Any ideas?
posted by jingle at 7:35 PM PST - 2 comments

Who should we hire as a home health aid for my mom?

My mom needs a home health aid. She's in her late 60s and has MS. Any advice? [more inside]
posted by ifandonlyif at 7:27 PM PST - 7 comments

Why do parents refer to themselves in 3rd person when talking to their young children?

Why do parents refer to themselves in 3rd person when talking to their young children? [more inside]
posted by peppermintfreddo at 6:47 PM PST - 57 comments

Is it ok to write my role rather than exact title on my resume?

Is it ok to write my role rather than exact title on my resume? A company has unique titles like for project managers they call them team leads. I rather use titles that are better understood and more common and searchable. Would this be considered misrepresenting facts or lying??? [more inside]
posted by r2d2 at 6:34 PM PST - 13 comments

Looking for albums for my commute. Any Suggestions?

What are some classic/great albums that are less than 45 minutes? [more inside]
posted by milarepa at 6:27 PM PST - 59 comments

Attention, MeFi Sewers and Seamstresses!

Attention, MeFi Sewers and Seamstresses! Please help with advice for altering a knitted dress. [more inside]
posted by UniversityNomad at 6:21 PM PST - 16 comments

How can I actually learn to speak Korean?

How can I actually learn to speak Korean? I have a few materials, but they're not hitting the spot for me. Or I need to do something else with them. [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 6:07 PM PST - 7 comments

Canned fish in the glove box?

Central Texas heat: Canned sardines -- okay in the glove box of my pickup or will they go south or explode or ??? [more inside]
posted by dancestoblue at 5:51 PM PST - 18 comments

Death by Antlers

Help me recall which movie features a determined maniac lifting up a coed and impaling her on deer antlers above the fireplace? [more inside]
posted by jabberjaw at 5:09 PM PST - 4 comments

Parking in Brooklyn on Saturday, argh!

Mom wants to go to the Brooklyn Flea Market this weekend. Of course, nothing is simple in Marky world... [more inside]
posted by Marky at 4:43 PM PST - 2 comments

Design-hack my cube

What small things can I add to my work space (or change) to make my day more cheerful/more efficient/better all-around? [more inside]
posted by rachaelfaith at 4:39 PM PST - 28 comments

Looking for People to Interview About Bus Travel

I'm looking for an interstate bus advocacy, lobbying, or research group. I'd like to talk to someone about how the market shifted over last 10 years, especially in the northeast. Topics for discussion: Increased ridership (possibly due to recession). Their pricing and the competitive pressures MegaBus/Chinatown exerted on, say, Greyhound. Also, issues of safety and worker rights. Have they made their rides cheaper on the backs of underpaid workers and decreased rider safety?
posted by LeonBernstein at 4:16 PM PST - 9 comments

I just want to watch some good football

How can I easily find out which were the best (American) football games from the past weekend? [more inside]
posted by TungstenChef at 3:56 PM PST - 8 comments

All dal'd up

What are your favorite recipes from Yamuna Devi's Lord Krishna's Cuisine: The Art of Indian Vegetarian Cooking? [more inside]
posted by 6and12 at 3:53 PM PST - 5 comments

Straighten me out!

Please help me deal with my hair [more inside]
posted by noella at 3:51 PM PST - 19 comments

I'd like to decorate the interior of my home without paying an interior decorator. I could use some help.

I'd like to decorate the interior of my home without paying an interior decorator. I could use some help. [more inside]
posted by ratherbethedevil at 3:50 PM PST - 7 comments

ID a song, clip inside

Help me identify an old song. I've recorded a small clip of the melody. [more inside]
posted by jgwong at 3:26 PM PST - 9 comments

Disability and privacy rights question

My professor just told my entire class that I am the special student who is allowed to do something the rest of the class can't do (use a laptop to take notes) because I have a 'dispensation'. Can he do that, or was my privacy just violated? [more inside]
posted by FritoKAL at 3:14 PM PST - 125 comments

Outlook 2010 email search errors?

Outlook 2010 stops indexing after a certain date in a certain email account. Rebuild indexes, restarting service, does nothing. [more inside]
posted by Mali at 3:08 PM PST - 3 comments

How do I light my gas fireplace?

With fall approaching, I would like to light a fire in my gas fireplace, but I cannot figure out how. [more inside]
posted by lbo at 2:56 PM PST - 8 comments

Swimming pool building hacks needed!

Building an in-ground swimming pool and looking for hacks about going through the process. [more inside]
posted by teg4rvn at 2:48 PM PST - 3 comments

Welcome to the Adult World.

Crash course tips on homeowning/homebuying? What do you wish you would have known before buying a foreclosed fixer-upper? What new (to us) home tips can you share? [more inside]
posted by amicamentis at 2:33 PM PST - 27 comments

xterm / bash weirdness?

Weird Unix terminal issue where yer trying to up arrow through bash history and it looks messed up, right? [more inside]
posted by xmutex at 2:24 PM PST - 11 comments

FBSAS – Federal Bureau of Scary-Ass Shit

I'm trying to find a website. It was a collection of short horror fiction pieces, organized as a bestiary maintained by a secret government organization. It had entries for, I think, a giant preternaturally intelligent and malicious fish-like thing, a haunted subway train, and an orb that acted as a portable black hole or something like that. What was it?
posted by invitapriore at 2:04 PM PST - 3 comments

I have some questions about MPA degrees.

I have some questions about the MPA degree. Is it a useful degree? Does it actually help in the job search? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:55 PM PST - 8 comments

Help a white guy decide whether to apply to teach at a HBCU.

White guy debating applying to teach at a HBCU seeks your input. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:55 PM PST - 16 comments

I see child actors.

Teaching an on-camera acting class to kids age 8-12. Looking for interesting TV and film scenes featuring kids. Can you suggest scenes, ideally as YouTube links or online scripts? [more inside]
posted by pseudostrabismus at 1:54 PM PST - 6 comments

Sure, Dogtown is great, but this ain't Southern California.

A more durable substitute for Vans? [more inside]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:30 PM PST - 15 comments

Help with my database design?

How should I depict our complicated organizational structure in my database design? [more inside]
posted by oblique red at 1:26 PM PST - 5 comments

Source this myth!

Classicists and folklore/mythology types: how can I go about finding the original source for this obscure Roman (or Greek?) myth? [more inside]
posted by Bardolph at 1:06 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me hone my creepometer!

Online Dating Filter: What are some tell-tale red flags that someone might turn into a creep? Please help me fine tune my creepometer! [more inside]
posted by floweredfish at 12:52 PM PST - 92 comments

How to get UPS to deliver again

UPS has decided to stop delivering without a signature after a package went missing. Now what should I do? [more inside]
posted by runnergirl at 12:36 PM PST - 11 comments

How big a role should the neighborhood play in a daycare choice?

How do I interpret the crime statistics on a given neighborhood in my city? And is it then appropriate to make a judgment call on whether or not it's safe to put my child in a daycare there using that information? [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 12:28 PM PST - 21 comments

How can I break free and love her like she needs?

You are a man and you were once shy about sex, particularly about vocalizing your wants/needs. How did you come out of your shell? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:18 PM PST - 23 comments

How to negotiate employer paying for flight to interview?

How to negotiate employer paying for flight to interview? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:18 PM PST - 14 comments

Hanging curtain wire between old walls

I hung up curtains last week using IKEA's Dignitet curtain wire system. Last night the steel cable yanked one of the mounts out of the brick wall it was attached to. What do I do now? [more inside]
posted by ar0n at 11:54 AM PST - 10 comments

If this works, I can take over the world before global warming increases

Does anybody know of any attempts to shoot ice balls from a tennis ball machine? Couldn't find anything via search. (Note that I'm in California and haven't been able to lug a tennis ball machine to the Sierras, and wouldn't want to attempt this at a tennis club for fear of getting blackballed, no pun intended).
posted by Napoleonic Terrier at 11:41 AM PST - 6 comments

How do I make my manual automatic?

I would like to swap my manual transmission car for an automatic transmission car. Is this even possible? (More inside) [more inside]
posted by Dr. Lurker at 11:35 AM PST - 18 comments

'Do the birds have a constant vertical acceleration? Do they have constant horizontal velocity? Let’s find out, shall we.'

My five year old son is obsessed with Angry Birds. Suggest some ways that I can use the obsession to teach him a little tiny bit about physics. [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 11:21 AM PST - 15 comments

How can I secure photos for a book?

So I'm publishing my first book. My editor has asked me to secure photos and the international rights. How does this work? What are some good cheap sources? [more inside]
posted by vecchio at 10:57 AM PST - 13 comments

"Hi! Next time you call your family, can you do me a favor?..."

I think I may have found a way of definitively finding a long-lost crush. Tell me if that's a bad idea. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:47 AM PST - 36 comments

Removing blown in insulation easily?

Removing blown in insulation easily? [more inside]
posted by wongcorgi at 10:47 AM PST - 7 comments

Job offer help needed

Help with job offer question needed asap! [more inside]
posted by and hey Charlie at 10:41 AM PST - 15 comments

How can I edit my paper without word?!

Is there any online resource that functions like microsoft word that I can use to get my paper appropriately edited? Within the hour? [more inside]
posted by xarnop at 10:40 AM PST - 9 comments

New to Therapy and Terrified

I am about to go to my first therapy session in a few hours, and I am kind of terrified. I don't know what I should be trying to achieve in this first meeting. I am afraid my mind is going to go blank, or I will freeze up and not be honest with the therapist, or I will go into jokey-mode. What are some ideas that might help me to keep in mind? [more inside]
posted by teslateslatesla at 10:40 AM PST - 19 comments

If you give a mouse a cookie... (WYSIWYG Gone Wrong)

I designed the website, installed a WYSIWYG editor for my client to update the text, and now the site looks terrible. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:36 AM PST - 18 comments

Existe esto?

Does this app exist? I want a utility for my Android that will provide on-the-fly translations for selected sections of a body of text I am reading, without requiring me to leave the text or manually type in the section I need translated. [more inside]
posted by Scientist at 10:18 AM PST - 5 comments

Lost 60lbs & Fixed insulin resistance with Atkins. Will juice fasting hurt my progress??

I Lost 60 lbs and cured metabolic syndrome (insulin resistance) quickly on a modified Atkins diet. Can I start juice fasting without raising my sugar/insulin levels and "blowing up" again. I am down to about 5% bodyfat with normal blood sugar and LOVING it. How can I juice without upsetting my sugar/insulin balance again? Is it worth it? [more inside]
posted by Studiogeek at 10:13 AM PST - 21 comments

Resources for adult lap swimmers?

Are there helpful online resources for adults who want to learn swimming strokes? We can both swim, but we'd like to develop proper form. [more inside]
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly at 10:03 AM PST - 4 comments

I'm thinking Mulan rather than Cinderella...

Storybooks (standalone, series or anthologies) that have empowered female characters and are appropriate for a kindergartener? [more inside]
posted by clicking the 'Post Comment' button at 10:03 AM PST - 24 comments

This message will self destruct in 5...4...3

Where can I commission custom made decoder wedding rings? [more inside]
posted by Zophi at 10:02 AM PST - 7 comments

How much is that car in my window?

What is the average value of all cars currently registered and on the road? [more inside]
posted by alfanut at 9:56 AM PST - 2 comments

Why do Airport, iChat and VPN stop working in certain coffee shops?

Why do Airport, iChat and VPN stop working in certain coffee shops? [more inside]
posted by critzer at 9:47 AM PST - 3 comments

"to be" or not "to be"

"To be" or not "to be"? That is the question! [more inside]
posted by Jayed at 9:46 AM PST - 79 comments

It's not just "our" thing...

What's the best mobster movie for every country (other than America) that's ever made a mobster movie? [more inside]
posted by Afroblanco at 9:41 AM PST - 31 comments

How do I get the most out of therapy regarding issues with my mother?

Ok, therapy. Now what? [more inside]
posted by Run.Faster at 9:13 AM PST - 5 comments

Mystery chair

Can anyone identify this chair? [more inside]
posted by swordfishtrombones at 9:08 AM PST - 4 comments

Would you be happy with soup?

Would you serve this? I need a little mefihelp with food advice for an upcoming poker game. [more inside]
posted by Cosine at 8:58 AM PST - 25 comments

A Vintage Bicycle Tour

I ran across a travelogue a while back of two young women going on a long bicycle tour in the Eastern U.S. in the 1930s or 1940s. I think they started from Pennsylvania or another nearby state and originally intended to go west, but ended up going south. On the return trip, I think they took a boat up the Mississippi or another major river. Does this ring a bell? [more inside]
posted by jocelmeow at 8:50 AM PST - 2 comments

Low testosterone from pain killers

I took painkillers a few weeks ago (opioids) to alleviate symptoms and am experiencing what I believe to be severely low testosterone. How can I reverse this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:42 AM PST - 15 comments

I'm clean, I promise...

Should I tell sexual partners about my mole in an, er, delicate area? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:42 AM PST - 19 comments

How to get bibtex to recognize authors with same last name as distinct?

Issue with bibtex author-year citations and two authors with the same last name. [more inside]
posted by alk at 8:34 AM PST - 2 comments

High speed train between Shanghai and Beijing?

How do I buy train tickets for the new high speed train between Shanghai and Beijing? Have you taken the train? Tips? [more inside]
posted by meerkatty at 8:32 AM PST - 4 comments

What are the benefits and pitfalls of working as a virtual assistant?

I'm considering working from home as a virtual assistant. If you've done this how was it for you? Can you recommend good companies to work for? What should I do to increase my opportunities as a VA and what should I avoid?
posted by WeaverRose at 8:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Why are my gums sensitive once a month?

YANMD but about once a month a week before my period, my gums are sensitive. I have very good oral hygiene so this bothers me. Obviously it is likely to be hormonal but what can I do about it?
posted by turtlefu at 8:13 AM PST - 12 comments

Why is my ticket suddenly not good enough?

(UK railfilter) Why would my train suddenly announce that only tickets with specific reservations were valid? [more inside]
posted by piato at 7:52 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me be the ant, not the grasshopper

Lady moving to Boston from Virginia. What are your Work winter clothing essentials? [more inside]
posted by natasha_k at 7:50 AM PST - 18 comments

Help me my restore my leather jacket and make it last forever!

Help me my restore my leather jacket and make it last forever! [more inside]
posted by AaRdVarK at 7:22 AM PST - 7 comments

Doom Cakes, the wedding edition!

Our wedding cake people canceled on us 2.5 weeks before our wedding! So we're seeking some affordable NYC bakeries who make GREAT cakes (we don't care about decorations, just the flavor) and can fulfill an order for 100 people on fairly short notice. We are considering asking for multiple smaller cakes, as it seems requesting one large, stacked cake significantly narrows down our options when ordering sort-of last minute. [more inside]
posted by Hwaet at 7:17 AM PST - 31 comments

What's the best solution for a company to manage their Twitter account?

What's the best solution for a company to manage their Twitter account? [more inside]
posted by Hartster at 7:08 AM PST - 6 comments

How many virtual worlds (e.g. Second Life) still exist and don't suck?

How many virtual worlds (e.g. Second Life) still exist and don't suck? [more inside]
posted by AugieAugustus at 7:08 AM PST - 8 comments

Outlook .pst file crashes and burns

How should I handle a POP 19.6GB Outlook 2007 .pst file that is bugging the heck out and crashing daily? I believe I need to: a) Reduce the file size now, and b) implement a better strategy for the future [more inside]
posted by Debaser626 at 7:01 AM PST - 11 comments

Things to do in Yorkshire

Recommendations for things to do and places to visit in or around the town of Skipton, North Yorkshire next week. [more inside]
posted by afx237vi at 6:24 AM PST - 13 comments

What would YOU wear to a zombie apocalypse?

I'm running in a Zombie Infected 5k Obstacle Course. I could dress as a casual runner caught in the apocalypse, but where's the fun in that? [more inside]
posted by CPAGirl at 6:17 AM PST - 19 comments

Looking for a Verizon phone that works well with Macs that is not an iPhone

What is the best Verizon phone that works well with Macs but is not an iPhone? [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:11 AM PST - 12 comments

What can 250,000 people do in their spare time to earn money?

What's the best way to help 250,000 unskilled, decentralized workers on a flexible part-time basis earn money at home in their spare time? Solutions should be a) legal, b) scalable, c) easy to learn/implement. [more inside]
posted by KiddAnnica at 3:07 AM PST - 33 comments

Help, please! VPN-enabled wireless router not working

How do I connect my Witopia VPN wireless router to my ISP's wireless router? [more inside]
posted by thatgirl1985 at 2:39 AM PST - 1 comment

Using multiple network services on OSX?

Mac OSX Networking: Can I configure different applications to use different Network services to connect? How do I do that? [more inside]
posted by vacapinta at 2:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Calling Cards - from the Netherlands to the UK?

I need recommendations for international call cards, Calling from the Netherlands to the UK, that can be purchased in the UK(or Ireland) [more inside]
posted by MarvinJ at 2:03 AM PST - 5 comments

What can I add to my math degree to improve my job prospects?

I have a B.S. in Math, but I haven't been able to find a job in my field. What can I add to my undergrad degree to be more competitive in the job market? [more inside]
posted by ZeroDivides at 12:16 AM PST - 12 comments

September 20

Booptsbooptsbooptsbompbomp

What's this particular old drum machine beat? [more inside]
posted by solarion at 11:56 PM PST - 10 comments

Best friendship options for a middle-aged man - gym, Spanish meetups, Movie meetups or something else?

I have quite a limited social life, partly due to lifelong social anxiety, and would like to try to make more friends locally (I enjoy some online contacts, but friends IRL is my focus at the moment). Since I am not working, and likely won't be in a position to for some time due to a mental health challenge, my funds are limited for going out so I need to be selective. For what it's worth, I live in Glasgow (Scotland), I'm male and age 41. I think I could pursue one of the following three options, but not them all. [more inside]
posted by AuroraSky at 11:10 PM PST - 16 comments

If I have an address in one city, can I check myself into hospital in another city in the UK?

If I have an address in one city in the UK (in Wales), can I check myself into the psych ward of a hospital in another city (in England), or will I be transferred back to the first city? This is a situation I need to be sure on before I put myself in the way of possibly being sectioned.
posted by anonymous at 10:30 PM PST - 7 comments

Body galleries for women who have had children

Is there a website for photos of women who have had kids? [more inside]
posted by Chaussette and the Pussy Cats at 10:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Does the Pioneer VSX-921-k surround receiver have a GUI that will work with a large volume of MP3's connected through the USB port?

Does the Pioneer VSX-921-k surround receiver have a GUI that will work with a large volume of MP3's connected through the USB port? [more inside]
posted by plumberonkarst at 9:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find this amazing film

MovieFilter: It's about a painter who thinks turpentine kills emotions. But what's it called? [more inside]
posted by pablocake at 9:48 PM PST - 3 comments

Choosing Phones on Verizon

Best Verizon Smartphone? IPhone vs Droid 3? [more inside]
posted by touareg at 9:22 PM PST - 23 comments

Around the world budget?

How much money should a couple budget for one year's worth of travel? [more inside]
posted by grak88 at 8:09 PM PST - 17 comments

My google-fu fails.

I am looking for an article or blog post that came out fairly recently, definitely this summer, I think within the last 6 weeks, about an author (female, I'm pretty sure) who tested Amazon's editorial oversight by uploading an e-book consisting of a single word and having it approved for sale. [more inside]
posted by peanut_mcgillicuty at 7:55 PM PST - 4 comments

Having trouble getting my Macbook to communicate with other devices on my network.

I'm having trouble getting my Macbook to reliably communicate with, well, anything else on my network, and not having a spare router or laptop is not helping the troubleshooting process. [more inside]
posted by Tomorrowful at 7:46 PM PST - 11 comments

Love your doctor in Portland, OR? Tell me about him/her!

Looking for a doctor / nurse practitioner in Portland, Oregon. I want someone who will work with me, as opposed to running the show. More info inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:09 PM PST - 2 comments

Looking for data points on natural gas heating costs of a house in a cold(ish) climate with radiant heat.

Looking for data points on natural gas heating costs of a house in a cold(ish) climate with radiant heat. [more inside]
posted by donovan at 6:49 PM PST - 4 comments

I'm Popeye, the lady who is terrible at cooking

What are your spinach secrets? How can I make cooked spinach at home that is as delicious as what I get at restaurants? Even loaded up with butter and salt, it's still not the same. [more inside]
posted by decathecting at 6:33 PM PST - 41 comments

Trying to quit my job is harder than I thought it would be.

Please give me advice on a sticky job resignation issue. My manager did not accept my resignation date, and then things got complicated. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:29 PM PST - 45 comments

Pub quiz in Park Slope?

Anyone know any good pub quizzes in Brooklyn (preferably Park Slope or vicinity)? [more inside]
posted by goingonit at 6:22 PM PST - 7 comments

MacBook Air. Now with a drive no one else interfaces with.

MacBook Air won't boot properly. Need to get some files back! [more inside]
posted by King Bee at 5:40 PM PST - 14 comments

Video files are taking over my computer!

Massive video camera files...where to put them? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 5:31 PM PST - 20 comments

In which a Media Mail package gets some sort of barcode upgrade; but what kind?

Postal Service Filter: What's up with extra barcode stickers next to postage on two Media Mail packages I sent today? [more inside]
posted by midatlanticwanderer at 5:13 PM PST - 6 comments

try stuff

Whats that website where they get a guy and a girl to try stuff? [more inside]
posted by Jacen at 4:18 PM PST - 2 comments

Need a movie with a good retreat from battle scene!

What are some good movies (clips) that have a retreat from a battle scene? Specifically looking for times when the good guys have to retreat, regroup, replan, then try again (hopefully for victory). More details below [more inside]
posted by fozzie33 at 3:58 PM PST - 25 comments

Then we take Berlin

Berlin. Will be there celebrating my son's birthday, between 25th and 28th of september. He runs a cool restaurant in Stockholm, loves beer, football and music and will be 47. I am 70 love museums, art shows, wine -and still like whooping it up. Will be staying in Kreuzberg. What shouldn't we miss?
posted by jan murray at 3:45 PM PST - 8 comments

Slippery sandpaper.

The sand paper keeps slipping off this Dremel sanding drum. How do I make it not do that? The bit is secure and the sand paper is the proper size for the drum.
posted by curious nu at 3:45 PM PST - 6 comments

What should I charge to build a mobile app?

How much should I charge for developing a mobile/web app? And, should I charge hourly, weekly, or ask for a fulltime position? [more inside]
posted by Earl the Polliwog at 3:42 PM PST - 8 comments

My life just tapped me on the shoulder and told me it's time to grow up. Questions about switching a job after years of doing it and maybe being pigeonholed in it inside!

My life just tapped me on the shoulder and told me it's time to grow up. Questions about switching a job after years of doing it and maybe being pigeonholed in it inside! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:42 PM PST - 33 comments

Insert Xenu joke here.

can't-believe-I'm-asking-this-filter: How would I go about finding more information on celebrities/public figures who have been accused of being supernatural or not human? [more inside]
posted by peachfuzz at 3:41 PM PST - 18 comments

Save my neighbor's tree from my hot water heater!

Are we killing our neighbor's tree with our hot water heater? If so, what can we do about it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:41 PM PST - 14 comments

Papers, BibDesk, or a maaaagical program made by fairies?

My boss needs an academic reference manager (think: Papers, Sente, BibDesk) that can handle a huge existing BibTeX reference library and a huge-separate-but-sometimes-overlapping existing library of papers in PDF format. Have one you love? Tell me about it. [more inside]
posted by supercres at 3:39 PM PST - 8 comments

I never thought I'd be on a boat (made of money)!

Can you help me find this hip-hop song, and/or the nerdy online article that analyzed part of it? Theme: so many stacks of money that you could lay on them, like a bed [more inside]
posted by argonauta at 3:31 PM PST - 3 comments

Unknown Photographer Filter: Please Help Me Find The Owner of This Picture

I'd like to use this photo on my website, but would like to get permission from its owner first. [more inside]
posted by konig at 3:29 PM PST - 5 comments

car is dripping

Oily watery leak in car? [more inside]
posted by fifilaru at 3:20 PM PST - 3 comments

Where are the industrial arts and live/work spaces in the LA area?

Where are the industrial live/work spaces and/or workshops in the Los Angeles area? [more inside]
posted by fake at 2:51 PM PST - 11 comments

I have the tassimo, yuppie coffee blues

Since discontinuing my beloved Starbucks Breakfast Blend for my Tassimo coffee maker I have been lacking in one of my favorite rituals... the cup before work. None of the other coffee brands seem to stack up, not even close. It maybe a silly question to waste on an askme, but has any other MeFi fan of the former Starbucks selection found a respectable alternative coffee for their Tassimo machine? My machine is now way underused. Note to Starbucks and Tassimo: thanks for letting down your customer base. Booo...Hiss.
posted by shimmer at 2:41 PM PST - 6 comments

Yes, I know they're actually worth slightly more at the moment, but bear with me.

What technologies, procedures, or incentives exist to ensure proper rolling of coins? [more inside]
posted by Nothlit at 2:37 PM PST - 3 comments

I hate them.

At some of the older buildings on my campus the men's room has a very strange design to the urinals. They are sort of soup-bowl in shape (a gross analogy, I agree), there are no dividers between them, and unless you take steps to prevent it your equipment is fairly visible to anyone who walks in the door as you're using them. This seems odd to me. I think the buildings that they're in were built in the 70s or 80s... is there a design reason / philosophy behind the worst bathrooms I've ever used in my life? [more inside]
posted by codacorolla at 2:26 PM PST - 12 comments

Ut oh, road closed ahead

Need routing help, RV traveling from Winnipeg to Memphis ... our usual route has closures and detours. [more inside]
posted by batikrose at 2:22 PM PST - 3 comments

Should We Eat It: Wedding Cake

Should we eat it... a year from now? [The Wedding Cake Edition] [more inside]
posted by charmcityblues at 1:56 PM PST - 28 comments

I could use some help choosing a hotel in Puerto Rico... or should we go somewhere else?

I could use some help choosing a hotel in Puerto Rico (or should we go somewhere else?). [more inside]
posted by kdern at 1:49 PM PST - 9 comments

Whatever happened to "Meet Me In"?

Is there a travel website where I can search for vacation deals or packages from 2 (or more!) *origin* airports? [more inside]
posted by alleycat01 at 1:48 PM PST - 1 comment

Just received my childs Social Security card. What should I do now to get her set up financially?

I just received the Social Security card for my first child. Please advise me on what I should do now. I plan on talking to my financial advisor to set up a college fund and will start making deposits very soon. Should I set up a bank account, savings account, 401k, etc...? [more inside]
posted by Paalen at 1:09 PM PST - 22 comments

Is my uncle out of line, or am I?

OK. Here's my issue. I can drive, but I've inherited a bit of a driving phobia from my mom (who doesn't drive at all). In the small town where I'm originally from, I just stuck to regular roads and state highways. I've never liked the freeway. [more inside]
posted by starpoint at 12:48 PM PST - 53 comments

Why is snot yellow? And where does it come from?

Why is snot yellow? And where does it come from? [more inside]
posted by KokuRyu at 12:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Is this how love works?

Is this how love works? One day it's unmistakable, then next it's almost impossible to find. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:29 PM PST - 35 comments

How do I keep all my belongings safe while I drive across the country?

A follow-up to this question. Protecting a car full of my belongings while driving cross country for several days: complications: musical instruments, computer gear and cat. How? [more inside]
posted by Lutoslawski at 12:20 PM PST - 27 comments

Converting musical audio to data?

Is there software capable of analyzing the note-to-note event data from a melody played on a solo acoustic instrument (live or recorded), and then generating a text file containing said data in a list form? [more inside]
posted by jamjames at 12:14 PM PST - 6 comments

How quickly should Vitamin D supplements start brightening the spirits?

People who take Vitamin D to stave off SAD-type gloom: please give me your anecdotes. In particular, how long does it take to start working? [more inside]
posted by ManyLeggedCreature at 12:13 PM PST - 29 comments

AnyConnect with Active Directory on an ASA?

Cisco experts -- how do you get AnyConnect working with Active directory? [more inside]
posted by empath at 12:06 PM PST - 4 comments

How to introduce girlfriends to ex-FWB's

How do I introduce new girlfriends/dates to a best friend who also happens to be somewhat of an old flame? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:28 AM PST - 46 comments

German visa questions and a question about Goethe Institut stipends

I want to take some intensive language classes in Germany for 6-7 months. I'm not affiliated with a university, and I have a bunch of question about visas and one short question about stipends from the Goethe Institut. [more inside]
posted by colfax at 11:24 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me put the 'fun' in 'funeral.'

Funeral road trip this weekend: from Minneapolis, MN to Medina, OH. Is it really going to take 12 hours? Any can't-miss stops along the way? Route suggestions? [more inside]
posted by jilliank at 10:45 AM PST - 16 comments

Not until you finish watching your YouTubes, mister.

Is there some way (maybe with javascript?) to track how much of an embedded YouTube video someone has watched on my website? [more inside]
posted by 256 at 10:32 AM PST - 1 comment

did I just watch The Last Unicorn too many times?

Fantasy ID filter: book read in the late 80s, early 90s. Child in fishing village, purchased as a slave or servant by a traveling magician. Beautiful city in decline, animal (fish?) shaped necklace with a seed in its mouth? [more inside]
posted by joyceanmachine at 10:13 AM PST - 6 comments

THis close to worshiping Prometheia

Are there any other folkloric/religious/mythological beings/concepts other than the Muses who preside over or rule inspiration or creativity? [more inside]
posted by The Whelk at 10:12 AM PST - 14 comments

Graphic Novels for Writers, not Artists

How do I go about getting some of my stories made into comics? [more inside]
posted by Kitty Stardust at 10:10 AM PST - 10 comments

run run run/stuff my face stuff my face....

I'm back to exercising but my weight is at a standstill. What's worked for you? I'd love to lose 30 pounds. Also...any ideas for controlling your diet for someone who really enjoys the culture of food? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 9:54 AM PST - 29 comments

Fall Color in WY not to miss?

I've got a week or so to drive around Wyoming, and northern Utah. (Coming back via I70, spending a day in Crested Butte.) Leaving Friday afternoon. What fall color should I absolutely not miss? [more inside]
posted by notsnot at 9:51 AM PST - 3 comments

Who gets the charitable deduction credit?

When an author, political figure or other speaker donates their speaking or appearance fee to charity, do they garner any tax benefits? Does this donation show up as a charitable tax deduction on their tax form? Does it show up as a charitable donation on the sponsoring organization's tax form? [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 9:44 AM PST - 7 comments

My mother has pledged unlimited funds to help me acquire a nice girlfriend. What should I do?

My mother has given me the go-ahead to spend all the family money I need to help attract a nice girlfriend. What are some fun things I can do? [more inside]
posted by mnop at 9:41 AM PST - 77 comments

Be it unresolved

Can you recommend films that have open or unresolved endings? [more inside]
posted by perhapses at 9:37 AM PST - 30 comments

Help me feel better about my situation

I'm in need a morale boost. I'm feeling a little lost on how to cope with a rocky friendship. [more inside]
posted by royalsong at 9:12 AM PST - 31 comments

Put my mind at ease! Job interview worries

Put my mind at ease! Job interview worries [more inside]
posted by cozenedindigo at 9:11 AM PST - 10 comments

How can I protect my interest while selling my website?

How can I protect my interest while selling my website? [more inside]
posted by jorlando at 9:05 AM PST - 6 comments

Can I find 'petrol' vs. 'gas' word use by country?

Is there a way to find out if 'petrol' or 'gas' is the most recognized word for vehicle fuel by country? [more inside]
posted by pb at 9:00 AM PST - 9 comments

Boob issues.

How can I train myself to stop being so insecure about my breasts? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:56 AM PST - 42 comments

Help me convince my testy landlady to let me continue to keep bikes inside!

How can I convince my soon-to-be landlady that keeping bikes inside will not result in damage or a bike-house apocalypse? She's strongly insisting that bikes (currently inside) be moved outside, where they will almost certainly be stolen, and at least damaged by rain/weather. (Long - Lots of context/details about testy maintenance issues with previous leaseholder inside.) [more inside]
posted by foodmapper at 8:12 AM PST - 26 comments

Good resources for evaluating enterprise web CMSs and DAM?

What are good resources for researching and evaluating enterprise web content management and digital asset management systems?
posted by kirkaracha at 8:03 AM PST - 4 comments

What advice would you give to a young female STEM graduate?

What advice would you give to a young female STEM graduate? I have eleven years experience. I graduated from a STEM program in 2000 and recently received my MS degree also in a STEM field. Five years of my experience were in industry, the last six are in a research lab in academia. I am not a student, I am a regular employee of the university. My MS degree came from another university. During these six years I have never seen sexism like I have seen it here. It is anticipated my current place of employment will no longer be because our funding will cease. We are all looking for jobs. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:53 AM PST - 24 comments

Coffin Sweet Coffin

I finally have a room of my own to decorate! ...And it's the size of a walk-in closet! Help me figure out how to make this tiny space into my home. [more inside]
posted by showbiz_liz at 7:47 AM PST - 21 comments

Dragon Dictate + Bluetooth. Just need a better mic?

Can I use any Bluetooth ear piece with my new Dragon Dictate software? [more inside]
posted by Tchad at 7:40 AM PST - 3 comments

Sandwiches should not be quite this damp. Eew.

How do I keep a sandwich overnight without it getting soggy and gross? [more inside]
posted by chatongriffes at 7:34 AM PST - 12 comments

adult literacy information

I have a friend in his mid 20s who has, I would guess, a 9th-grade literacy level. I'd like to help him bring that up a bit, so he is more successful in school (he just started at a community college taking business classes). I don't know where to begin! There's soooo much information on the net, I'm having a hard time processing it. Can you suggest a good place to start? [more inside]
posted by rebent at 7:34 AM PST - 19 comments

What's a good program for making simple animations synced to music on OS X?

What's a good program for making simple animations synced to music on OS X (10.6.8)? [more inside]
posted by No-sword at 6:55 AM PST - 10 comments

Seeking a calendar that compares the seasons and festivals of major world religions.

Comparative religion filter: Seeking a calendar, chart or similar that takes a seasonal approach to listing/identifying religious events, festivals and important occasions for major world religions. [more inside]
posted by tidecat at 6:55 AM PST - 6 comments

I can go 1 hour 8 minutes without peanuts if I have to.

I have a flight from Toronto to Montreal (YYZ-YUL) at noon on Thursday. Air Canada flight attendants are expected to strike at midnight on Wednesday. What should I do/expect? [more inside]
posted by Gortuk at 6:30 AM PST - 7 comments

The Devil Wears Prada

I'm working on a project in China at the moment aimed at getting luxury European and North American brands to install themselves at a new five-star hotel and luxury shopping plaza in one of China's many rapidly growing second-tier cities. The location is excellent and the nimiety of demand and feasibility studies we have conducted show this clearly. We need to convince key decision makers not only in Paris, Milan, London and New York but also here in Shanghai. But how to contact the right people? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:30 AM PST - 3 comments

Why does my bedroom smell like #1?

My bedroom smells like pee. Ew! Gross! But also: we don't have a pet, we don't have kids, we're scrupulously clean, and we can't seem to find the smell's origin despite much aggressive searching. What on earth can this be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:30 AM PST - 36 comments

Making Sound Work Outdoors

I want to casually amplify a speech outside and on the go—and without electricity present. Help me, fellow geeks, who are geekier than I! [more inside]
posted by RJ Reynolds at 5:46 AM PST - 8 comments

Which of these two flight options will allow me the most luggage?

Which of these two (complicated) flight options will A) give me the biggest baggage allowance, and B) cost the least for excess bags? [more inside]
posted by hasna at 4:52 AM PST - 4 comments

Midwifery training courses in Europe in English?

Midwifery filter: I'm searching for a suitable course of study to become a direct-entry midwife. Are there any programs in Europe that are taught in English? Bonus points for programs that have a distance-learning component. Many thanks! [more inside]
posted by Ellie Higginbottom at 3:23 AM PST - 4 comments

i need heavy, 2011-vintage music.

I'm in need of heavy, new music. I know that sounds general, but if I give a couple of examples, could you recommend similar tracks or albums? OK: The Zed's Dead remix of Massive Attack's "Paradise Circus." The entire Araabmuzik album. Also, the Weeknd's first EP. [more inside]
posted by flod at 3:05 AM PST - 11 comments

How do borders choose trees?

Why are the majority of forested trees in Brandenburg firs and upon crossing the Polish border into Lubusz Voivodeship they are all Birch? [more inside]
posted by metsauce at 2:55 AM PST - 8 comments

I've 5 HDD and a sixth I'd like to install an image onto in order to install onto another physical computer so it has it's own MBR.

I've 5 HDD and a sixth I'd like to install an image onto in order to install onto another physical computer so it has it's own MBR. [more inside]
posted by prodevel at 2:50 AM PST - 11 comments

Wedding song idea

I would like a nice transition in our Bride/Groom dance to having a dance with my mother. Just the tone obviously, I am looking for a piece of music that fits well. It doesn't have to be in the same era. Thank you. [more inside]
posted by Odinhead at 2:49 AM PST - 5 comments

Republican novels, anyone? (Not that kind of Republican)

What are some anti-monarchist novels or plays? [more inside]
posted by caoimhe at 2:48 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me identify this children's fantasy radio play!

Help me identify a children's fantasy story! It was a radio drama (possibly based on a book, possibly airing on the BBC) that I listened to when I was young. Details inside... [more inside]
posted by Cantdosleepy at 1:49 AM PST - 1 comment

Trying to remember where I read this...

I'm trying to remember where I would have read this. I remember a discussion of the omnipotence/omniscience of a writer in relation to his story world and its characters -- I think the book must have been about writing fiction. There was a particular example having to do with Time, and how a writer who is interrupted by a knock at the door leaves his character, who was about to sit down (or set the table or something), mid-sentence and in a state of limbo. Come to think of it, maybe this was about philosophy or theology... I may have gotten some/all of the details wrong. Any of that sound familiar?
posted by Cortes at 12:01 AM PST - 10 comments

September 19

Am I putting my children at excess risk with this crazy plan?

Describe your experience traveling semi-adventurously (developing country, language barriers, etc) with a very small infant, like a few weeks old small. Specifically concerned with health and safety issues but also comfort and parental sanity. [more inside]
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 10:31 PM PST - 29 comments

Font, you should have been up front with me about your legal status.

Help me navigate the IP landmine field that is the world of font-embedding. [more inside]
posted by ignignokt at 10:02 PM PST - 7 comments

RHIT or RHIA?

I am exploring a career change into health information management. Is an RHIA worth the extra cost? [more inside]
posted by teamparka at 9:45 PM PST - 0 comments

What do Vimeo people use to make pretty movies?

What are the common tools of the trade - software, mainly - for Vimeo-wave videographers? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 9:41 PM PST - 6 comments

How to make a cookbook recipe index?

Is there any good (Mac) software for making a comprehensive cookbook index from recipe ingredients? [more inside]
posted by x41-pbj at 9:31 PM PST - 1 comment

Alternatives to Chanel No. 5 Bath Powder?

Looking for alternatives for a hard-to-find gift: Chanel No. 5 Bath Powder. [more inside]
posted by and for no one at 9:18 PM PST - 5 comments

Tell me about my truck.

What are the best online resources for info about older Chevy pickups? [more inside]
posted by tylerkaraszewski at 9:10 PM PST - 2 comments

That's a lot of money to get scammed...

Help my fiancee not get scammed when buying her wedding dress! [more inside]
posted by bessel functions seem unnecessarily complicated at 7:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Coping strategies for the quietly ticking firework?

I'm looking for coping strategies or appropriate vents for long-repressed irritation with minor things, such as frustrating professors, unfortunate policies, more-sociable roommates, and the stuff of life. While I'm ok with impersonal set-backs and serious personal challenges, these minor interpersonal irritants seem to be driving me closer and closer to open confrontation, and I don't know how to channel it properly while retaining some measure of my natural calm and distance. [more inside]
posted by reenka at 7:49 PM PST - 20 comments

What kind of haircut should I get?

Give me a haircut. I am a youngish guy with a beard that I keep trimmed pretty short. I need a haircut to match. Longer, I-hate-my-current-haircut story inside. [more inside]
posted by asnider at 7:38 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I get Urban Outfitters to carry my book?

I wrote a book and would like Urban Outfitters to carry it - what specific steps would you take to ensure this eventuality? [more inside]
posted by Sully at 7:37 PM PST - 6 comments

Bored at the gym: how to keep my head in the game?

I want to go to the gym, but the gym is so boring. Reading books/listening to music/watching TV during compatible exercises (i.e. no books with free weights) doesn't seem to help. How can I keep myself stimulated so that I can get through more than 30 minutes of working out? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 7:37 PM PST - 32 comments

Finding games for an ancient iPod Touch

Finding games for an ancient iPod Touch [more inside]
posted by coffee and minarets at 7:04 PM PST - 3 comments

Is this a lawyer up situation?

Asking for a friend: Question about sentencing likelihood for a Class B Misdemeanor for marijuana possession in Travis County, Texas. Previous record and details of current arrest inside...YANML [more inside]
posted by argylekneesocks at 7:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Will these little blue pills steal all my words?

Your experiences with antidepressants and, uh, word-forgetting? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:45 PM PST - 14 comments

Is B.O. catnip?

Why does my cat seem to like sweaty clothes? [more inside]
posted by c'mon sea legs at 6:37 PM PST - 21 comments

Moving from SF to Silicon Valley - need advice on cars and housing

So I've lived in beautiful San Francisco, California since 2005, but I've recently started a job down in Sunnyvale. I can take Caltrain down there, but it's an hour's trip plus half an hour on either end to get from home/work to the Caltrain station in question. This is not sustainable, so I'd like to move south. I'm 31, single, and a city boy from way back, so moving to The Suburbs gives me pause. Also, I sold the only car I've ever owned back in '05 shortly after I moved here. So I have two questions: [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:55 PM PST - 10 comments

Flute solo music?

Looking for flute music to play without an accompaniment: I'm a classically trained flutist, and have been asked to play during a casual open mic night in the near future. [more inside]
posted by DizzyLeaf at 5:55 PM PST - 12 comments

Flat-Rate Instant Streaming for the Indie/Foreign Film Lover?

Netflix Instant Stream has about 1 out of every 20 movies I search for. I guess I'm too "indie" for them or something. Hulu+ and Amazon Prime aren't much better. Are there any streaming alternatives? [more inside]
posted by MuChao at 5:25 PM PST - 16 comments

Why does my internet kind of disconnect?

Why does my internet kind of disconnect? [more inside]
posted by crawltopslow at 5:05 PM PST - 4 comments

The US Healthcare System For Dummies Who Are Also Visual Learners

Give me your best detailed, graphical overview of the U.S. healthcare system(s) - ideally with a view of number of covered lives. [more inside]
posted by deludingmyself at 4:48 PM PST - 5 comments

feisty bundle of teeth

I have a new chihuahua puppy who is a bit too aggressive and not sure how to train it out of him. Details inside, advice needed. [more inside]
posted by arniec at 4:45 PM PST - 9 comments

A size-18 snipe hunt?

Who sells misses' size 18 dresses? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:33 PM PST - 27 comments

How to deal with a yeast infection when I can't see a doc right away?

I think I have a yeast infection but I'm having a hard time getting a doctor's appointment anytime soon. Advice for what to do in the meantime is appreciated! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:28 PM PST - 36 comments

Please remove yourself from my mind.

How do I remove memories of an unpleasant person from my mind? [more inside]
posted by wandering_not_lost at 3:46 PM PST - 18 comments

Disney Before Thanksgiving?

Two questions about a potential trip to Disney World: 1) Is it crazy to plan a trip to Disney World for the Saturday-Tuesday BEFORE Thanksgiving? 2) Is it vital to stay at a Disney property? Thanks!
posted by tmharris65 at 3:39 PM PST - 13 comments

Why are old films supposed to be better on new formats?

I'm aware that re-releases of old films (eg, from the 70s, Star Wars I'm looking at you) are common as and when new formats become available, but what is the logic in this other than commercial? [more inside]
posted by dougrayrankin at 3:39 PM PST - 22 comments

How best to teach ten year-olds about grapes and winemaking?

Teaching ten year-olds about turning grapes into wine - any fun/pedagogic insights/ideas? [more inside]
posted by progosk at 3:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Desperately Need to Move, But No Luck Finding a Place After Almost 3 Months

So I am still looking for a place to live. This is so stressful and frustrating, and the worst part is I only have about three weeks before I must move out. I'm seriously not sure what else I can do right about now. [more inside]
posted by Fire at 3:11 PM PST - 35 comments

How would Mark Twain have written "WTF!"

Is there a word that would express your combined surprise/confusion/confoundment upon witnessing an event or situation? How would best express, in a single word, your brain's "WTF-moment"? [more inside]
posted by Wild_Eep at 3:10 PM PST - 33 comments

Edgy flower delivery alternatives

Edgy flower delivery alternatives: anyone know where I could order something cool for a punk-rock loving 16-year-old who's in the hospital this week? [more inside]
posted by plantbot at 3:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Oh, Bobo.. what movie is this?

HKMovieFilter: What HK action movie is this scene from? [more inside]
posted by kanuck at 2:28 PM PST - 3 comments

Where can I find a quiet, no rules place to camp in Northern MD or southern DE?

Help me think outside the box for tent camping in Northern MD or DE - where can I go besides a campground or sites in a Sate Park? I don't want suburbia in the woods! [more inside]
posted by Kindlekat at 2:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Polyhedra not imagined by Plato.

How to name a specific polyhedron? [more inside]
posted by u2604ab at 2:19 PM PST - 6 comments

trade you a little verbal for summa dat quant

Um...should I retake the GRE? Will my mediocre quant score keep me from getting into computer science grad school? [more inside]
posted by 200burritos at 2:11 PM PST - 16 comments

To Be (Safely) Clear

Our mover, licensed and bonded, turned out to be a criminal. He stole some of our things but even worse is that he's listed in the sexual offender directory. We're already warning others in our reviews but could/should we be more explicit? [more inside]
posted by R2WeTwo at 2:11 PM PST - 51 comments

Good cheap kitchen counters and installer in Seattle?

PLEASE tell me where to buy and how to get installed decent laminate (or other relatively inexpensive) countertops in Seattle. Home Depot has robbed us several times over in the kitchen remodel we're doing, and I can't deal with them any longer. I need another place to purchase countertops, and an installer (bonus if they're the same). I also would like to have this done in the next week or two, as I'm due to deliver a baby in three weeks. Of course, HD said this would all be done weeks ago, and it's not. Cabinets are being installed today and tomorrow. Help!
posted by ascheele at 1:57 PM PST - 6 comments

NEED NAME OF A BOOK

Need name of a book of fiction reviewed several months ago (NYT, WSJ or LA Times) about memory loss. A woman in her 30's wakes up (next to her husband she does not recognize) and remembers nothing about her current life.
posted by TRAVIS'MOM at 1:31 PM PST - 12 comments

Baby needs a doctor

I'm having a baby in December, which means I need to pick a pediatrician soon. What kinds of questions should I ask the doctors/staff to help me make up my mind? Any recommendations specific to Atlanta would be greatly appreciated! [more inside]
posted by litnerd at 1:19 PM PST - 21 comments

Self terminating seeds?

Daughter (grade 11) is researching self terminating seeds. Not "natural" hybrids, but actual technological termination. Please help her (and myself) find credible citations about this technology. [more inside]
posted by mrgroweler at 1:17 PM PST - 7 comments

ISO Cable TV Show Locations in Nevada

Las Vegas, NV area locations needed for cable television show about metal detecting and treasure hunting. [more inside]
posted by SixteenTons at 1:05 PM PST - 1 comment

Taking the black dog to work

Do I tell my boss about my mental health issues? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:02 PM PST - 32 comments

Choosing wood for a shelf

I want to build a shelf like this. I have no idea how to build a shelf like that. I am a complete noob and really dumb questions are inside. [more inside]
posted by dobbs at 12:58 PM PST - 11 comments

Little anxious kid - resources desired

Anxious preschooler. Resource recommendations please. [more inside]
posted by k8t at 12:49 PM PST - 5 comments

Interested in starting a home daycare. Tips please.

Interested in starting a home daycare. Tips please. [more inside]
posted by no bueno at 12:45 PM PST - 10 comments

Questions about Staples' 2 yr Protection Plan

How difficult is it to get a replacement from Staples using their protection plan? There's nothing wrong with the item in question, but I'd like to sell it and if I can replace it for a new one I imagine I could get more for it. Also, is there any way to transfer the plan to a buyer since there's still over a year on it? [more inside]
posted by blunt_eastwood at 12:35 PM PST - 16 comments

Relation of 'y' and 'j'

It seems like 'y' sounds are often replaced by 'j' sounds when words make a leap between languages. Is there a phonetic rationale for that or some other reason? [more inside]
posted by Paquda at 12:29 PM PST - 12 comments

Taking the train from CDG to Brussels Midi

How complicated is it to get from CDG airport to Brussels by train? [more inside]
posted by hariya at 12:09 PM PST - 14 comments

How Should Our Garden Grow?

Seeking help from MeFi gardeners! We're about to move into a place that we're really excited about, and our landlady- who lives next door- wants us to have a plan for the garden. I think I may have done some weeding a couple of decades ago, but am otherwise clueless as to how to proceed. Soil-based special snowflake questions inside. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 12:06 PM PST - 20 comments

I am not William Morris nor Maxfield Parrish. Who am I?

Can anyone help identify the artist and source of this image. It is in the Arts and Crafts style, 15 " tall by 40" wide. It appears to be a lithograph. [more inside]
posted by Gungho at 12:04 PM PST - 6 comments

Scientific spinoffs

What are your best examples of scientific spinoffs? [more inside]
posted by pemberkins at 11:40 AM PST - 35 comments

Who sells an Apple-quality LCD monitor in a smaller size?

Who sells an Apple-quality LCD monitor in a smaller size? [more inside]
posted by Nelson at 11:38 AM PST - 15 comments

I've read a poem that has intrigued me and piqued my curiosity, but unfortunately it also confused me

I've read a poem that has intrigued me and piqued my curiosity but unfortunately it also confused me. It would be great if someone here could elucidate its meaning for me. The poem is The Curse by John Donne.
posted by gregb1007 at 11:27 AM PST - 6 comments

Bats and pumpkins and skellingtons, oh my!

I need the perfect public domain image for my Hallowe'en postcards! [more inside]
posted by WidgetAlley at 11:16 AM PST - 8 comments

Digital Storage Advice?

My Lightroom catalog is finally hitting the terabyte mark, which means I either need to double what I'm doing now (internal 1TB drive, which is backed up to an external 1TB drive) or something different. Any tips on how to manage large digital image collections? [more inside]
posted by Admiral Haddock at 10:55 AM PST - 17 comments

How do I make internet dating work if half my time is spent between two countries?

Help this part-time expat do Internet dating while living between two countries. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:37 AM PST - 4 comments

How can I make my wife climax during intercourse?

How can I make my wife climax during intercourse? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:20 AM PST - 29 comments

Hiding Things In Public Places

I'm looking for creative places to hide things in public spaces. Probably a good question for scavenger hunt and geocache junkies. [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 10:20 AM PST - 14 comments

We got a puppy. Was this a bad idea?

Should we keep our puppy? What do we do? [more inside]
posted by rybreadmed at 10:15 AM PST - 35 comments

How to let down someone who has a crush on me?

She has a crush on me. I don't feel the same way about her. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 AM PST - 19 comments

Can I get this account back on my credit report?

I accidentally removed an item from my credit report, and I want it back. Is this possible? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me convince my boyfriend to move to LA!

What are the MUST DO's in the Los Angeles area that will convince my boyfriend that it is the perfect city to move to? [more inside]
posted by modernsquid at 10:04 AM PST - 33 comments

Please help me find this song!

Please help me identify this piece of music. [more inside]
posted by bjrn at 9:44 AM PST - 10 comments

What are family-friendly destinations in Thailand accessible by train?

What are family-friendly destinations in Thailand accessible by train? [more inside]
posted by snarfois at 9:37 AM PST - 5 comments

Is it believable for a young adult male to go to a strip club and say that he doesn't enjoy the entertainment?

Is it believable for a young adult male to go to a strip club and say that he doesn't enjoy the entertainment? [more inside]
posted by DeltaForce at 9:21 AM PST - 89 comments

"So where does your money come from?"

How do income taxes work when my income is not by W2s or invoices? (home day-care; house cleaning) [more inside]
posted by midnightmoonlight at 9:14 AM PST - 9 comments

The what that nothing what

I dimly remember some lines from a poem or novel that go something like, "The something something, which something something, something something something, that nothing [heals/helps]" Basically I remember the cadence, but very few of the words. The lines were very poignant. What were they? [more inside]
posted by Acheman at 8:59 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me out of this pattern

I tried starting over. It failed. I am feeling hopeless. I have a small group of friends in my new city, but I don't want to wear them out by being negative or constantly in crisis. I've been in therapy off and on for 15 years and am not in it right now because I don't know if more of it is even what I need. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:21 AM PST - 15 comments

Can you suggest resources or further ideas for a student starting a master's thesis in philosophy?

Can you suggest resources or further ideas for a student starting a master's thesis in philosophy (the topic touches on racism and discrimination)? [more inside]
posted by keijo at 8:13 AM PST - 12 comments

Best florist for delivery in NYC?

Best flower delivery in NYC, preferably in/near Greenwich Village? [more inside]
posted by fso at 8:11 AM PST - 0 comments

Military attitudes toward decision-making

How do military attitudes about decision-making differ from civilian ones? [more inside]
posted by stebulus at 8:09 AM PST - 13 comments

I need a different perspective on our relationship as it stands

I just found out that my girlfriend does web cam shows for money I need advice/perspective on the situation. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:03 AM PST - 48 comments

Psyachatrist recommendation needed in NYC!

Looking for NYC Psychiatrist recommendations. Points for taking Anthem BCBS. Extra points for LGBTQ specialization. [more inside]
posted by thatgirld at 7:41 AM PST - 3 comments

Early to bed, early to rise?

I've never felt like the type, but as I get older I've been wondering - should I be one of those people who gets up early every day and has a few hours to do things before work? Is it unquestionably going to improve my life much more than staying up until 2 AM every day would? I think the morning time would be spent either going to the gym, or lounging around with breakfast and coffee and internet. Curious about who has tried this and decided it was or wasn't worth it to rise early, especially if you didn't think of youself as a morning person.
posted by naju at 7:33 AM PST - 32 comments

Should my vodka infusion be made with sterile equipment?

I made blackberry vodka. Should I be worried that my equipment isn't sterile? [more inside]
posted by hannahlambda at 7:23 AM PST - 11 comments

Great vacation spots on Lower Gunnison River in Colorado?

Travelfiler: Colorado Vacation helper: Me and several buds are looking for a cabin to rent next summer on the lower Gunnison river. Looking for suggestions/tips... [more inside]
posted by wmeredith at 7:20 AM PST - 1 comment

Please explain this Economist article on the Euro.

Can you please help me understand this Economist article? [more inside]
posted by shivohum at 7:02 AM PST - 8 comments

What sport has the most criminals?

What professional sport has the most criminals? [more inside]
posted by Grither at 6:53 AM PST - 11 comments

Zombies vs Zombies

Should I get Last Night on Earth or Zombies!!!? Have you tried both? Which should I get and why? [more inside]
posted by Iteki at 6:43 AM PST - 10 comments

Can you give me some advice about a Mediterranean cruise this spring?

My parents (in their 60s) and my brother and I (both in our 30s) are planning to take a Mediterranean cruise this spring. However, that's as far as we've gotten in the planning! I'd love some advice, especially from people who have done this before. [more inside]
posted by cider at 5:58 AM PST - 7 comments

Mix Tape Suggestions, Women Artist About Love

Help me create the best mix tape ever. Love songs if possible. Looking for artist like: A Frine Frenzy, Tori Amos, Adele, Cat Power, Lissie, Ani DiFranco, Regina Spector...etc. The mix tape can have songs by artist mention above. Thanks!
posted by bleucube at 5:29 AM PST - 27 comments

How can I ship a birthday cake from Toronto to Los Angeles?

How can I wrap up a birthday cake to send it from Toronto to my son in Los Angeles by UPS/Fedex? [more inside]
posted by feelinggood at 5:14 AM PST - 8 comments

Meeting point in a small town near the M25 and easy to get to on the train

I am flying into London Stansted later this week. I'll be meeting a friend who works in Central London, and then driving with them to South Yorkshire. We'd like to meet somewhere in far North London/Beds/Herts that is as least somewhat on the way from Stansted to the M1, probably somewhere off the M25, and ideally a relatively small, uncomplicated town (I haven't driven manual or on the left for a couple of years and this is going to be during rush hour!). It should also be easy to get to on the train from Kings Cross or Euston. I don't know the area, so I'm going by Google Maps at the moment. Our current plan is Potters Bar station. Any better ideas?
posted by caek at 4:50 AM PST - 12 comments

Fully Furnished

I need to furnish a house for myself, my wife and two small kids. We have zero furniture right now. We will only be in this house for a year until we eventually buy a house. Without knowing the space that we will eventually end up in, I am not sure if I should make big investments in couches, entertainment centers, etc. I need to do this as quickly as possible. Should I buy what I really want or should I just buy cheap stuff for now? Either way, what's the easiest way to do this without running around like a mad man? I am going to have to pull this off without any help. Should I just walk into Ikea with a shopping list? Can I have all of this stuff delivered? We are in Austin if it matters.
posted by jasondigitized at 3:45 AM PST - 26 comments

Help identify a wordpress plugin

I like the look of this gallery plugin on this website but I can't seem to find a similar version that I can use. Can anyone recommend a similar version?
posted by SRMorris at 3:44 AM PST - 2 comments

Does anyone use Super 8 any more?

I have an old Super 8 camera in good working condition that I don't use any more. It's not worth anything, is it? I'm trying to declutter but having a hard time letting this one go. [more inside]
posted by rubbish bin night at 3:02 AM PST - 6 comments

Where can I watch Chinese Basketball Association games online?

Where can I watch Chinese Basketball Association games online? Streaming would be preferable, but I'd also be happy to download and watch the day after if anyone knows where they're posted. [more inside]
posted by jng at 2:47 AM PST - 3 comments

Help with Financial Research -- Statistics

I'm currently performing a mock research comparative analysis for a class. I'm researching the financials of 'our' metrics versus our highest competitors. One of the questions I'm attempting to answer asks if the variances (or standard deviations) of 'our' profit margins are statistically similar to the variances in profit margins of our competitors over a five year period. I have 11 companies representing the profit margins of our competitors, and of course the reports on our profit margins for these five years. Now it's been a while since my last stats course... so I'm wondering, would I use an F or Levene's Test to answer this? Or am I completely off base... and should look to another form of analysis.
posted by Steve073190 at 1:52 AM PST - 4 comments

Step up to the bar.

What books can you recommend on the cultural history of alcohol in America? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 1:35 AM PST - 18 comments

can I get what you've got at CVS?

I do okay when it comes to doing my makeup and hair, but I pale in comparison to the girls at my university who are able to come to class fully dolled up. What am I missing? [more inside]
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 12:53 AM PST - 43 comments

Looking for short cave canoeing tours in Phuket

Are there any tour operators in Phuket who do half-day cave canoeing trips? [more inside]
posted by PercyByssheShelley at 12:31 AM PST - 1 comment

September 18

Are there people who fix cameras in their basements for cheap?

How can I get my broken Canon digital camera and my malfunctional Flip video camera repaired? [more inside]
posted by treehorn+bunny at 10:30 PM PST - 5 comments

New hairstyle?

I need a new hairstyle... What could I do with this face shape, and thick hair? [more inside]
posted by sizzil34 at 10:29 PM PST - 6 comments

Pretty pink and purple

I saw some potted flowers on someone's front gate and I would like to know what they are. They were bright pink, shaped like impatiens, but the leaves were a uniform and solid dark maroon/purple. They were sort of the same color as maple leaves before they turn in the fall. Unfortunately, I could not get a picture of the plant, and I have been looking at images of impatiens and other flowers all night with no luck. Green thumbs of AskMe, do you have any ideas?
posted by oflinkey at 10:16 PM PST - 4 comments

Mystery car

Can anyone identify the make and model of this car? [more inside]
posted by pjern at 9:47 PM PST - 10 comments

Apple Buttery Goodness

It's getting to be That Time of Year again, and this time I'm geeking out well in advance with canning. I've got the techniques down, but I wouldn't be here if I didn't have questions, now would I? Specifically, I'm looking for recipes. [more inside]
posted by daikaisho at 9:34 PM PST - 14 comments

Cheap holidat getaway for Christmas holidays?

Cheap Christmas getaway. Is an all-inclusive Mexico type thing our best bet, or is there somewhere local (Toronto area) we can drive to? [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 9:22 PM PST - 6 comments

Funny blog post about ridiculous t-shirt design?

Looking for a blog post detailing the perfect storm of elements for a "cool" t-shirt. [more inside]
posted by yellowbinder at 9:07 PM PST - 2 comments

How would you make steel on Mars?

In the absence of an abundance of easily burnable carbon-based fuels, how would you refine iron ore into iron or steel, and what byproducts would be released? [more inside]
posted by SpecialK at 9:07 PM PST - 11 comments

Family counseling needed. How to do this when we live in different states?

Family counseling needed. How to do this when we live in different states? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 PM PST - 2 comments

out on a line

Laundry intervention! Washed clothes, but no dryer and no space to line-dry...how can I make it so my clothes are minimally wrinkled and mildewy in the morning? [more inside]
posted by threeants at 8:47 PM PST - 19 comments

BWAHAHAHAHAHaaaaawwww, poor guy....HAHAHAHA

LONGSHOTfilter: help me find this photo, probably clipped from the Minneapolis Star Tribune or St. Paul Pioneer press, almost certainly after 2001, most likely 2002-2005. [more inside]
posted by kitarra at 8:21 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me not be such a neurotic freak of a mom!

Do I need to calm down A LOT, or is it okay to yell until I'm hoarse in the hopes of keeping them safe when my little kids create such out-of-control craziness? [more inside]
posted by minx at 8:06 PM PST - 46 comments

Increase 401k contribution or open an IRA?

I don't know know anything about saving for retirement other than that you're supposed to do it. I've been trying to educate myself by reading blogs like Get Rich Slowly, but I'm still confused about what I should be doing (if anything) beyond my 401k. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:35 PM PST - 6 comments

How can I help my dad get the most out of his Garmin GPS that I just gave him?

I just gave my dad a Garmin etrex legend hcx for his birthday. I have a mac, he uses Ubuntu. Could anyone help me help him get the maps that he needs to make his new tool as useful as possible for him? [more inside]
posted by SpicyMustard at 7:34 PM PST - 7 comments

Renters' Insurance Claim - Compass Wanted.

Our family's four bikes were stolen ! BOO ! We have renters insurance, Yay? Do you have any tips for navigating a successful renters insurance claim for bicycles? [more inside]
posted by duckus at 6:51 PM PST - 7 comments

On the road again...

Anything amazing to stop, see or eat on the way home via I-95 South from Mystic, CT to NYC tomorrow? [more inside]
posted by Asherah at 6:38 PM PST - 11 comments

Frumpy adolescent baffled by real world

What's the dress code for a formal visit among top government officials? [more inside]
posted by mmmleaf at 6:35 PM PST - 16 comments

Help us with our wedding centerpieces!

DIY Wedding Centerpieces-calling any and all creative types! [more inside]
posted by duddes02 at 6:34 PM PST - 7 comments

Emic views of DC contributing to individual felicity

I will be in D.C. over the Columbus Day Weekend (Oct 7-10), recommend some things for me to do. [more inside]
posted by Panjandrum at 6:31 PM PST - 7 comments

ID a car part in Drive

What car part is Ryan Gosling rebuilding in Drive? [more inside]
posted by nathancaswell at 6:28 PM PST - 4 comments

1928 Weil-McLain hell.

How bad is it to stick out the winter with my house's ridiculously old heating system? [more inside]
posted by zvs at 6:18 PM PST - 14 comments

Do you know of a recently published French book about an invented language and/or society?

I'm trying to track down a French book, published recently, 2010 or 2011. It's either a conlang book or a book about an invented society. Possibly both. It is not a novel or a collection of stories but a description of the language/society. This is the author's first book. It was published by a respected publishing house and garnered positive notes in France.
posted by Kattullus at 6:00 PM PST - 2 comments

One Week Paid Time off Work - What Should I Do?

What is a great, inexpensive experience I could do for one week? [more inside]
posted by jmugrapler at 5:15 PM PST - 13 comments

How do I deal with this person?

How to deal with borderline-inappropriate/socially inept parishioner at my job? [more inside]
posted by altopower at 5:07 PM PST - 20 comments

Bike Books

Recommend some good books about bikes? [more inside]
posted by applemeat at 4:47 PM PST - 27 comments

Fade in and out of iTunes?

How can I fade in and out in the most recent version of iTunes? [more inside]
posted by electric_counterpoint at 4:24 PM PST - 3 comments

Is there anything wrong with stains on stainless steel pans?

Are there non-aesthetic (e.g. health, cooking efficiency) reasons for removing stains from my stainless steel pans?
posted by long at 4:18 PM PST - 10 comments

Meeting people at/for Iceland Airwaves

I'll be heading to Iceland Airwaves next month in Reykjavik. I've never been to the country or festival before, and would love to know/meet a few kindly people to enjoy my time with. Where would you suggest meeting them, either during or in advance of my trip? Other tips for Icelandic tourism are welcome as well.
posted by Mr C at 4:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Why does my Minecraft mob farm not produce?

I built a mob farm in Minecraft but its output does not seem to be nearly as great as the tutorial implies. Did I mess up or are my expectations just too high? [more inside]
posted by Rhomboid at 3:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Turns out the inspector really can't see through walls

Why would nearly all of a 1940s-era house be run on two 15-amp circuits? [more inside]
posted by brentajones at 3:40 PM PST - 10 comments

Keeping Things Low and Dry

Once we get rid of all the mold, what's the best way to moisture-proof our crawlspace? [more inside]
posted by Andrhia at 3:05 PM PST - 2 comments

Backyard tree has hole in base that's filled with mud. Should I be worried?

In my back yard there's a tree with a hole at its base. This hole leads up into the tree, and appears to be filled with freshly-tilled mud. Something to be concerned about? (Pic inside) [more inside]
posted by Robson at 3:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Dear friend...your wife's a bitch. Nice weather today, huh?

We're having issues with my BF's wife. I feel like I've made all efforts to get along, but she's unbearable. [more inside]
posted by Marduk at 2:57 PM PST - 41 comments

crush the piñata before it crushes you

My boyfriend wants a piñata full of condoms, nips (airline-sized bottles of alcohol), and fireworks for his birthday. How do I make a piñata shaped like a T-Rex holding a can of PBR? Where do I find (plastic!) nips in Chicago? How do I go about obtaining fireworks when they're illegal in Illinois? [more inside]
posted by Juliet Banana at 2:55 PM PST - 26 comments

How silly does it sound?

Quick one for the British among us: how decent are the accents really in Tim Burton's version of "Sweeney Todd"? [more inside]
posted by Because at 2:47 PM PST - 15 comments

I Feel So Average

I feel so average and uninteresting. What can I do to remedy this situation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:42 PM PST - 23 comments

Why isn't this a false start?

NCAA football question: In college football, the offense will often get to the line of scrimmage, and then everyone will turn and look at the sidelines for the play. Why isn't this considered a false start? Are the players not considered "set" even though they're standing still at the line of scrimmage? It just always looks odd to me when I see the entire offense, including the linemen, suddenly turn to the coaches (or to the signs and placards) for instructions. Looks like a false start.
posted by jackypaper at 2:16 PM PST - 5 comments

How did mainstream liberals lose their direction (and cojones)?

[Distraught Progressive Filter] I need a postmortem on liberalism in the United States. [more inside]
posted by evil holiday magic at 2:16 PM PST - 28 comments

How likely am I to die in a ball of fire?

Some help with general aviation safety related statistics. Do I really have a 7% chance of dying in a ball of flames if I fly for three hours a week in a fixed wing non-commercial plane? [more inside]
posted by crapples at 1:54 PM PST - 27 comments

I like to fly

What was originally a mileage run to SFO and back has now become a 12 hour vacation in San Franscisco. What would you do in the city if you were me? [more inside]
posted by tksh at 1:50 PM PST - 20 comments

The Perfect Dog Jacket

Help us find a great jacket (probably with hood) for our small dog! [more inside]
posted by rossination at 1:44 PM PST - 4 comments

Tips for dealing with toxic person in my family

Help, I need tips or advice on ways to prepare myself to be around a toxic person at an upcoming family gathering. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:41 PM PST - 50 comments

Web 101 Course Pack

Internet as visual medium - Intro texts for college level? [more inside]
posted by TheGoodBlood at 1:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Where can a find a musician to hire tocompose/perform a song for a media project?

My company want to hire a musician to compose/perform a song in Japanese for a media project we're working on. Where would we even start looking? [more inside]
posted by Nelsormensch at 1:32 PM PST - 2 comments

How to go about having a casual fling?

How to go about having a casual fling? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:17 PM PST - 15 comments

Recovering from viral gastroenteritis

Some questions about recovering from viral gastroenteritis... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:16 PM PST - 9 comments

Mass Production Music!

There's a piece of music always played in documentaries and other film clips usually to satirize the "age of mass production." It's a very peppy '50s bit, often with a guy talking in a stylized '50s radio announcer voice over it, accompanied by sped-up clips of factories rolling, women working, and the like. What is this music and how do I find it?
posted by mthomps00 at 1:11 PM PST - 18 comments

Seperate wheat from Chaff for big picture

I would like to improve my ability to make sense of the news and form an educated opinion. So what are the techniques you have for connecting the dots in today's news stories to get the big picture? For e.g. if you want to get an idea about Greek defaults - Is it through reading select big picture blogs/sites or reading a whole lot of random stuff related to the topic? Do you read rely on select trusted sources ? Or do you quickly go through a whole lot of Google News Stories / Wiki entries etc. [more inside]
posted by manny_calavera at 11:53 AM PST - 15 comments

Joint MLS/MA Programs

A friend of mine is interested in joint ML(I)S/MA programs. He's flexible in terms of the MA field, but is particularly interested in postcolonial/subaltern studies, area studies, religious studies, gender/queer studies, that kind of thing. Which programs should he consider?
posted by naturalog at 11:53 AM PST - 4 comments

Not fakin' the funk in the five boroughs

Can anyone recommend a good defensive cologne to use to ward off the nasty smells I encounter in the New York City subway system? It has to be cheap and come in a small package that I can throw in my bag to be used when necessary. [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet at 11:09 AM PST - 26 comments

Help me find preschool bike stunt movie

A year or two ago a movie did the rounds of the blogs. As far as I remember, Mom said goodbye to preschooler, 'have a good day at daycare', and then the preschooler went off on his own on his running bike, through the woods doing all kinds of stunts. I could have sworn it was on kottke.org but I can't find it there or anywhere else. What was it?
posted by beniamino at 11:04 AM PST - 6 comments

I want to get to two flights of stairs, but I don't know how!

Starting from "oh my gosh the stairs are killing me," what is reasonable progress in terms of fitness? [more inside]
posted by Fee Phi Faux Phumb I Smell t'Socks o' a Puppetman! at 10:36 AM PST - 21 comments

Will I Get The Pats/Jets Game on Dish Network Help

I need help figuring out if the Patriots Jets game will be shown locally on Dish Network on 10/09/11. I have some diehard Pats fans visiting and will need to come up with other arrangements if it won't be shown. [more inside]
posted by meta87 at 10:36 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me corral technology

How do I make OSX Lion, Netgear's ReadyNAS Duo device, and Time Machine work together? [more inside]
posted by dfriedman at 10:28 AM PST - 4 comments

Learning Japanese in Osaka?

In Osaka – Japanese language courses or schools? [more inside]
posted by krilli at 10:21 AM PST - 1 comment

Where do older expatriates live?

Does anyone know of a place where expatriates live that's cheap, has good weather, and most importantly has other expats over 60 living there? To clarify 'cheap', Mexico sounds a bit too pricey for my resources. [more inside]
posted by nickji at 10:04 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me push negative references down my Google search list

Help me manage my scandalous past -- or at least figure out how to reduce its prominence on Internet/Google search results! Details within. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:01 AM PST - 11 comments

I’ve become the most boring person I know.

What do you do when you’re the most boring person you know? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:54 AM PST - 14 comments

Anyone using Devonthink Pro?

I'm considering using Devonthink Pro for research and article writing. Looks very interesting. And MeFites out there already using it with great success? Would love some tips and pointers about what your process is like. Thanks! [more inside]
posted by chasing at 9:31 AM PST - 7 comments

Show ALL THE THINGS

I have a Tumblr blog. I have a Disqus account. The two are working together perfectly. Except one thing: the main tumblr blog page just shows the number of comments; to actually SEE the comments, you have to click-through on the "comments" link. I'd like to show all comments on the main Tumblr page of my blog. Can this be done? [more inside]
posted by demagogue at 9:14 AM PST - 0 comments

When ampersands attack.

Help me extract text from a PDF of a Powerpoint presentation! [more inside]
posted by lovedbymarylane at 9:10 AM PST - 8 comments

help me pick a machine.

I'm looking to get a used computer for video editing. What's a minimum reasonable hardware configuration for editing 720p video? [more inside]
posted by kaibutsu at 9:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me do what I should have done as a dad

How to be the best grandparent babysitter [more inside]
posted by malhaley at 8:46 AM PST - 22 comments

Synchronising finance management apps for a couple

Recommended apps/websites for financial management for a couple - preferably phone-based with syncing [more inside]
posted by robintw at 8:18 AM PST - 5 comments

How to re-root a Nook Color which was messed up by 1.3 udpate

I have a Nook Color which came with the stock 1.2 version of the BN software. I rooted it successfully to Cyanogenmod 7 (Froyo). Everything was great; birds sang, unicorns frolicked, and all was right in the world. Then a couple of weeks ago BN decided to push the 1.3 update over the air, and while I was using the Nook, the machine rebooted itself with the update, annoying me at the time because I was in the middle of using it. I put it aside for a while due to travels & such, and yesterday just picked up the Nook to realize that the 1.3 update busted my root. Most of my installed apps are gone, Android Market is completely nonfunctional, gmail and talk are dead. How do I fix this? [more inside]
posted by cuddles.mcsnuggy at 8:00 AM PST - 12 comments

Sooo...how about we go back to YOUR place?

How can I a single guy in an open relationship, arrange logistics to date/hang out with other women when I can't hang out in my apartment? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:49 AM PST - 12 comments

How To Handle A Stressful Snowflake Situation With Class

How does one deal with constantly being told that they've done something wrong to another person? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:49 AM PST - 19 comments

how do I get my radiant skin back?

The skin on my face has not been as smooth and radiant the last couple of years. I am 26, female. What can I do to get it back to normal, or if this is the new normal, how can I prevent it from getting worse? [more inside]
posted by never.was.and.never.will.be. at 7:29 AM PST - 20 comments

How should I preserve my wisdom teeth?

How can I preserve my wisdom teeth? [more inside]
posted by penguinliz at 6:56 AM PST - 8 comments

Are bald girls in Russia okay?

My friend is planning on shaving her head before travelling for a year through Russia/China/Eastern Europe. Will she run into cultural difficulties because of this? [more inside]
posted by Silentgoldfish at 6:37 AM PST - 15 comments

Can a hypersensitive person grow a thick skin?

Is it possible to grow a thick (emotional) skin? [more inside]
posted by nerdfish at 6:36 AM PST - 22 comments

I thought this was a developed country

Bedbugs! I'm staying with a friend and just found out that she might have them. I've already stayed two nights. Should I stay a third? Should I put all my stuff in the heaters, even if it will get damaged? Questions inside. [more inside]
posted by 3491again at 5:55 AM PST - 11 comments

Why does my spatial awareness suck?

Why does my spatial awareness suck? [more inside]
posted by Sal and Richard at 5:55 AM PST - 9 comments

Bodyscanners are this good?

Is this a real captured-image of human insides? [more inside]
posted by humannaire at 4:39 AM PST - 15 comments

Eating our way around the West

Sydneyfilter: An expatriate friend has expressed an interest in exploring the culinary delights of Western Sydney. For the purposes of this question, let's define 'Western' as everything west of, well, Newtown. We'll probably spend a Saturday exploring by train. My list of options so far includes banh mi in Marrickville and baklava in Lakemba. Where else should we stop and what else should we eat?
posted by embrangled at 4:37 AM PST - 12 comments

Some Questions About Traffic-Light controlled roundabouts in the UK.

Some Questions About Traffic-Light controlled roundabouts in the UK. [more inside]
posted by gadha at 4:08 AM PST - 7 comments

Memory usage in Windows Server

Why might a process not use all available physical memory under Windows Server 2008 r2 standard? I have 32Gb of RAM acknowledged by Resource Monitor, of which 19.4 are allocated to a process (the IBM solver CPLEX running in command line form from Power Shell) that has just thrown a controlled OOM error despite there being another 12 Gb marked as available. I'm going to assume (to start with) that the program itself isn't the culprit, but is there a per-user limit switch, a per-process limit switch or something similar in 2008 r2? Any other ideas?
posted by cromagnon at 3:56 AM PST - 4 comments

Best advice for non-native speakers teaching in English

I am going to be teaching a short course on "Teaching and Presenting in English" to some Spanish postgraduate students (in Spain). They will be going on in the future to present at international conferences or maybe teaching in English speaking universities. Please help me hive-mind... especially those of you who have taught/presented/been taught/presented at in a second language. What do you wish you had known beforehand? What advice would you give someone about to present in English? Is there anything an English speaking audience would expect that, say, a Spanish speaking audience wouldn't?
posted by itsjustanalias at 3:55 AM PST - 2 comments

Curses you British summer!

My beautiful, leafy tomatoes have blight. My cooker is broken. Help me save as much as I can. I need recipes to preserve green tomatoes that I can do on a one burner camping stove. [more inside]
posted by Helga-woo at 2:20 AM PST - 10 comments

What do the parents of a sensitive kid need to be aware of?

Help me understand my 4-year-old's anxiety about school and structured events. [more inside]
posted by pandabearjohnson at 12:43 AM PST - 17 comments

September 17

What to do about symptoms of a pending heart attack?

What to do if someone has symptoms of a pending heart attack but can't go to a doctor until later/tomorrow? [more inside]
posted by aielen at 10:58 PM PST - 34 comments

How to I become the person who designs fun science exhibits and demo?

How to I become the person who designs fun science exhibits and demo? [more inside]
posted by lacedcoffee at 10:53 PM PST - 6 comments

Microphone For Beach Recording

I plan to go to the beach with my laptop and record the sound of the waves for an hour. What microphone type/ brand (not crazy expensive) would I need to do this? [more inside]
posted by forallmankind at 9:22 PM PST - 5 comments

I need more drone!

Recommend me some Drone Classical. [more inside]
posted by doogan nash at 9:10 PM PST - 13 comments

Backyard visitors

Explain to me a bit how RV hookups work and how you could hook up in someone's back yard. [more inside]
posted by IndigoRain at 8:38 PM PST - 5 comments

Don't let the dog eat the bunting - rude or informative?

I'm sending my brother + SIL a handmade baby bunting that has been around cats...and they have a dog. It is reasonable or rude to let them know this in case the dog finds it irresistibly chewable? [more inside]
posted by FlyByDay at 8:35 PM PST - 10 comments

How to make a simple game for a 4 year old?

How to make a simple train-themed computer game for my 4 year old. [more inside]
posted by signal at 7:54 PM PST - 5 comments

Can you tell me how to get my bum get cleaner than your average whistle?

How can I best prepare my rear end for "special" anal sex? (NSFW) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:18 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me find music for my videos

I need to find music clips to go with some home videos. This one of Amsterdam is 2:45. This one of Bacharach Germany is 4:02 and this one of Frankfurt is 3:11. The clips are for my own purposes only. I share them with friends and family as reminders of the vacation time we had together. The music should be easy enough for most people to enjoy/tolerate, not too mainstream and should be perky(ish). Here is an example of a video I made on Whitehorse, Yukon where I live. I'm looking for the same sort of vibe for the other videos. [more inside]
posted by YukonQuirm at 6:34 PM PST - 4 comments

Advice for finishing a PhD thesis while working?

Any advice for finishing a PhD thesis while working? [more inside]
posted by miyabo at 6:29 PM PST - 14 comments

Musical Mashed Potatoes!

Looking for some great music mashups! [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 6:25 PM PST - 20 comments

Mission Impossible: Find these pants!

The pants Tom Cruise wears in the trailer for Mission Impossible 4 are excellent quality. Where can I get them? [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 6:00 PM PST - 11 comments

Larkin banking his screw

Trying to decipher a line in a poem by Philip Larkin for a translation… [more inside]
posted by MrMisterio at 4:45 PM PST - 9 comments

Where did I read this?

I'm trying to find an article or blog post I've read within the last couple of weeks. [more inside]
posted by Ickster at 4:18 PM PST - 4 comments

Where would you buy a waistcoat in Chicago

Where would you buy a waistcoat (you know, like the vest part of a three piece suit) in Chicago? I know that All Saints has two in the fall line, but they (like the department stores) are both basic black. Guy is looking for something a little more exciting, maybe with matching pants. I don't want the responsibility of sewing it myself (and pants are definitely beyond me, anyway). Custom is probably okay; online is okay; custom on-line is not preferred. He will not have the patience for going through vintage or consignment shops.
posted by crush-onastick at 2:51 PM PST - 6 comments

Gaming PC on a budget.

Is a gaming PC for £400ish doable and where do I even begin to figure out what I need? [more inside]
posted by daysocks at 2:48 PM PST - 13 comments

Advice for new manager

Hello...I'm thinking of applying for a manager position but hesitate because not sure I'm ready or that my skin is thick enough. Anyway, I'm interested in finding resources for new managers that might help me determine whether I am willing to take on this new challenge now. I saw a similar thread but it was back in 2007 so I am wondering if there have been any recent resources in particular that you would recommend.
posted by lirael2008 at 2:35 PM PST - 11 comments

I put on this facade of being nonchalant and detached when I'm around this person I'm dating. Why do I do this, and how do I stop? Confusing details inside.

I put on this facade of being nonchalant and detached when I'm around this person I'm dating. Why do I do this, and how do I stop? [more inside]
posted by raynax at 2:35 PM PST - 19 comments

Selling iconic furniture for dummies

I'm hoping to sell my vintage Herman Miller Eames Lounge Chair by the end of the month. I need resources on how to price my chair. [more inside]
posted by sk932 at 2:07 PM PST - 9 comments

I know they exist, just have to find them

I need to find a dependable, intelligent, trustworthy all-around Computer Guru for my mom and my brother. They live on Long Island and I live in Chicago. They frequently call me with computer issues that I can't fix remotely and I say "You need to find a local computer person to deal with that." But then I realized, I have no idea how to do that. So I come to you. How do I go about doing that? [more inside]
posted by bleep at 1:40 PM PST - 12 comments

The quandry of a nosy neighbour.

We live in a large apartment building mainly occupied by retirees and young professionals. It's pretty quiet and there's not usually a lot of drama around here. A month or two ago, new young couple moved in on our floor. Coincidentally, also a month or two ago, we started hearing loud, angry arguments coming from one of the nearby apartments. The yelling makes me awfully uncomfortable and I feel like I should help somehow. Do I have any responsibilities as a neighbour apartment dweller to make sure everyone is all right down the hall? [more inside]
posted by unlapsing at 1:21 PM PST - 22 comments

Help me use Google Voice on OSX.

Help me make the most of Google Voice! I want to be able to send and receive phone calls and text messages on my Mac. I have an iPhone and a Google Voice number. Can you clear up a few things for me? [more inside]
posted by 2oh1 at 12:59 PM PST - 15 comments

Recommend books about the history of the social contract?

Can you suggest good books on the evolving social contract? [more inside]
posted by bicyclefish at 12:40 PM PST - 8 comments

Is it normal for cat bellies to sag?

My one-year-old cat was spayed on Monday (five days ago). She appears to be doing fine, except that her tummy has started sagging. Is this normal? [more inside]
posted by tickingclock at 12:28 PM PST - 21 comments

iPad vs. pc

I'm a pc, mr.p's a Mac. My laptop has died once and for all, and he's recommending an iPad since all I do is surf, email, and watch movies. I travel a lot, so the long battery life of the iPad interests me, but as near as I can figure, the only way to get a movie onto an iPad is to buy one from iTunes. Am I right about that? I welcome all pro/con opinions on the general question. Thanks.
posted by puddinghead at 12:20 PM PST - 19 comments

Short term rental of apartment

I have an apartment that I'm not using. Is there any way I can monetize this? [more inside]
posted by TigerCrane at 12:09 PM PST - 13 comments

Favorite museum websites

What are some of your favorite museum websites (urls please)? Specifically looking for interesting and engaging historic house museum websites.
posted by printchick at 12:08 PM PST - 6 comments

How does a museum exhibit "support" the broadcast of All Things Considered, exactly?

What exactly does it mean when one non-profit entity (such as programs on public broadcasting) is supported, sponsored, or "made possible" by another? [more inside]
posted by werkzeuger at 12:05 PM PST - 10 comments

1950s lamp styles please!

1950-1960 Lamp filter: Please direct me to a resource in which I can look up 1950s and 1960s styles of lamps. [more inside]
posted by small_ruminant at 12:05 PM PST - 1 comment

Learning to Communicate Effectively

How do I repair familial relationships when I am the person that caused a lot of the damages? [more inside]
posted by sincerely-s at 12:00 PM PST - 24 comments

for an inverse MST3K

I'm looking for movies on audio downloadable like an mp3 album, perhaps divided into tracks by chapter. Where on the web can I find this? [more inside]
posted by herbplarfegan at 12:00 PM PST - 3 comments

Do professionals have a way of measuring attention span?

Do professional psychologists have a way to quantitatively measure the attention span of humans? [more inside]
posted by shipbreaker at 11:27 AM PST - 12 comments

How do I find my lost iPhone using WiFi?

Hivemind: Hope me find my iPhone somewhere in my house! [more inside]
posted by ZenMasterThis at 11:22 AM PST - 8 comments

Seeking ELO calculator

Looking for a tool to calculate ELO rankings for an entire tournament of an arbitrary game from scratch [more inside]
posted by LSK at 11:20 AM PST - 2 comments

I'm looking for classroom games and activities on the subject of culture and identity.

I'm looking for classroom games and activities on the subject of culture and identity. [more inside]
posted by ORthey at 10:08 AM PST - 2 comments

What can I do with this lease agreement?

Have you dealt with a lease provision that specifically precludes using any device to hang a picture without approval? Can this be negotiated away, or are landlords inflexible about this? [more inside]
posted by geoff. at 9:53 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me find a good, realistic political novel

I'm looking for a realistic political novel that's not a spy thriller. [more inside]
posted by Flying Saucer at 9:08 AM PST - 17 comments

Is it possible to integrate Google+ and WordPress?

Google+WordPress integration: ridiculous idea or this might just be crazy enough to work? [more inside]
posted by JaredSeth at 8:42 AM PST - 7 comments

POUNCE ALL THE THINGS

Help us meet our new kitten's playtime needs! [more inside]
posted by Bebo at 8:25 AM PST - 19 comments

Input Not Supported?

Getting an error after upgrading Ubuntu on dual-boot system (Vista x64). [more inside]
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:55 AM PST - 5 comments

Amsterdam on a Sunday, or should I just wait in the airport...

I'll be in Amsterdam from 8pm until 8am over a Sunday night in October. What should I do? Will any museums be open? Is there a literary section of town? Best place to eat a late dinner?
posted by Toekneesan at 7:09 AM PST - 7 comments

There is a Disconnection

How do I start feeling more connected after disassociating because of social anxiety and past experiences? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:05 AM PST - 9 comments

Toronto to NYC under $100?

Toronto to NYC under $100? [more inside]
posted by facehugger at 7:00 AM PST - 7 comments

When will [movie] next be shown on TV?

"When will [movie] next be shown on TV?" - is there a TV guide service (with UK listings) that will either tell me the answer to questions like these, or send me an alert when it knows the answer? [more inside]
posted by hoverboards don't work on water at 6:42 AM PST - 4 comments

PS3 Driving / Racing Game for 5 Year Old

Best PS3 Driving / Racing game for 5 and 6 year old? What steering wheel control to get? [more inside]
posted by mtstover at 5:55 AM PST - 8 comments

Am I reading into things regarding a friend's drinking?

Should I bring this up or let it go? I have been hanging out with a neighbor that I have known for about a month. Twice in an offhanded way, he has mentioned his alcohol consumption to me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:43 AM PST - 17 comments

Transitive STD testing and testing for oral transmission, oh my!

I had unprotected sex and performed cunnilingus. I'm uninsured. I'm asymptomatic. Where and what type of STD testing should I look for? Also, if I test clean then what is the chance that that she too is/was clean? The primary question is where can I get a general panel of STD testing cheaply (or free) given that I am currently uninsured because I'm (hopefully temporarily) unemployed. Barring other options, how much should I expect to spend at my general doctor for the proper tests? Is that worth it given my situation below? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:42 AM PST - 13 comments

What happens to abandoned babies in the UK?

What will happen to this baby if his mother doesn't come back? [more inside]
posted by Perodicticus potto at 3:01 AM PST - 8 comments

How can I revolutionize the way I think about and organize my Facebook friends?

How can I revolutionize the way I think about and organize my Facebook friends? [more inside]
posted by mrdexterous at 12:11 AM PST - 14 comments

September 16

Is this normal, or a sign my relationship is failing?

My boyfriend thinks about being with other women. I don't mean sexually. Is this normal? [more inside]
posted by metaphorik at 11:43 PM PST - 32 comments

Failing or Ending Friendships

Perhaps a particularly female problem - when/should one ever "dump" friendships or just downgrade people to "associate"? How is this done? Reference to female because of so many articles similar to: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Books/story?id=1808389&page=1 [more inside]
posted by KimikoPi at 11:31 PM PST - 16 comments

I thought you weren't supposed to leave the trail?

I recently moved near Glacier National Park and love it. I scour our maps and the web to find interesting hikes and GNP and the surrounding areas never disappoint. Recently, a seasonal worker was hiking on his own and tragically died. When I looked on the map to see where he was hiking and where the mountain was that he last logged a summit, there was no trail.. This got me thinking about bushwhacking and back-country hiking. [more inside]
posted by adorap0621 at 11:23 PM PST - 12 comments

Where could a person get a (working) used computer with at least 1 GB ram in it for $100 or less?

Where could a person get a (working) used computer with at least 1 GB ram in it for $100 or less? [more inside]
posted by GlassHeart at 9:30 PM PST - 10 comments

Scenes of awesome engineering under pressure in the movies

I want to watch scenes of awesome engineering under pressure in the movies. [more inside]
posted by artlung at 8:33 PM PST - 49 comments

What's going on here?

Confused, lost and looking for suggestions to get back on track. [more inside]
posted by xm at 7:59 PM PST - 17 comments

Severe emetophobia. Need help.

I am posting this for my partner, who has severe emetophobia. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by tumid dahlia at 7:21 PM PST - 41 comments

Looking for a way to bulk up an iPad

My elderly mother has and I-pad 2 for large print e-book reading, etc. She has limited mobility in her hands and is bedridden. Does anybody know of a case that makes the edges of the iphone "Bulkier"? [more inside]
posted by Megafly at 5:53 PM PST - 17 comments

Revenge of the crab: rashes and their treatment

How long can I expect to enjoy my new seafood-related rash and is there anything I can do to speed this up? [more inside]
posted by jquinby at 5:31 PM PST - 14 comments

Drawing a simple, elegant chart for an MS Word doc

I need to draw a small diagram and drop it into an MS Word document - what are the best free, user-friendly tools to do this? [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 5:29 PM PST - 11 comments

Why is the Hancock Center glowing green today?

Does anyone know why the lights on top of the John Hancock Center in Chicago are glowing green today? [more inside]
posted by smeater44 at 4:48 PM PST - 14 comments

I cut my finger. Pretty badly?

Hospitalfilter: I cut my finger a few hours ago and somehow managed to peel a bit of skin. Is this something I need to see a doctor about or can I roll with hydrogen peroxide, bactine, and gauze? I have insurance but I don't have a doctor, so if I have to see one, I'll have to go the ER. Pics are a touch gross. http://amandawaller.imgur.com/finger
posted by nooneyouknow at 4:48 PM PST - 18 comments

Help an editor keep their cool

I've been asked to type up and edit a work of fiction for a friend / relative / neighbor, and it's driving me nuts. [more inside]
posted by bad grammar at 4:23 PM PST - 28 comments

His treasure = my mess.

My boyfriend and I are moving in together, and he wants to bring two very large, very ugly (to me) pieces of furniture with him, as they are of sentimental value to him. All I ask is that he puts the pieces in storage, because the items are just not things I want to look at on a daily basis. (Apologies for a long post inside). [more inside]
posted by Everydayville at 4:22 PM PST - 72 comments

Phantom Smells

This morning my husband and I woke up to discover that seemingly overnight our house has begun to reek of what I can only describe as a strong burning hair smell. We haven't started using our heater or anything like that yet, and nothing has changed in our daily routine. Any suggestions on what might produce such an aroma?
posted by corn_bread at 4:11 PM PST - 23 comments

What's this British comedy?

Can you name this 1990s British sketch show? [more inside]
posted by sleepcrime at 4:05 PM PST - 11 comments

Piano pieces for four hands

What are some piano pieces for four hands? I'm NOT looking for duets, only pieces where two people simultaneously play the same piano.
posted by mermaidcafe at 3:49 PM PST - 17 comments

A penny saved is a penny insured

Downsides to setting aside cash to self-insure a car? [more inside]
posted by pwnguin at 3:27 PM PST - 22 comments

The perfect resume... for school.

How do I construct a resume for applying to a program that caters to non-traditional students? [more inside]
posted by DoubleLune at 3:21 PM PST - 4 comments

Please help me identify the park where I made a memory in NYC

In which Manhattan park did my partner and I spend hours talking? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 2:47 PM PST - 9 comments

A More Stable Banking Model?

My search skills are failing me here, but I recall reading (possibly on The Blue?) about a bank in the UK that's been around for centuries that is run privately by it's depositors who are also shareholders. I'm looking for the name of the bank and hopefully the article/post I read. Any help would be appreciated.
posted by Stu-Pendous at 2:47 PM PST - 5 comments

Looking for "pre-filled" google search site

This question is about as meta as I think I've ever come up with. There's a site that allows you to send a link to a google search, and the resulting page shows the search being typed into google and completed. Maybe I'm having an idiot moment, but I can't think of any way to search for the site without using the words "google" or "search" which obviously obfuscate the results I'm looking for. Anyone know the site I'm referring to?
posted by billyfleetwood at 2:38 PM PST - 9 comments

I'm done with freezing up when I talk. Help me become a better conversationalist.

I'm done with freezing up when I talk. Help me become a better conversationalist. [more inside]
posted by suburbs at 2:30 PM PST - 14 comments

Something Queer in the Library

Guidance on being a queer lady? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Software for precision printing

I'm looking for printing software which will allow me to pinpoint with great precision the location of multiple images on the page (ie, margins, distances between images). I've tried using tables, but they're not completely reliable. I'm using Windows 7. Any suggestions? Thanks!
posted by katestap at 2:18 PM PST - 5 comments

I'll never know what you'll find when you open up your letter box tomorrow

What are some interesting/exciting ways to present a card/letter/postcard that is going through the mail. [more inside]
posted by twinight at 1:59 PM PST - 9 comments

I'm a bad geek who has never built a website.

I'm a bad geek who has never built a website ... not even static HTML. Help me figure out how to build an interactive website with a python backend. [more inside]
posted by Metasyntactic at 1:46 PM PST - 9 comments

Trying to find my big bad dad...

Are there best practices for communicating with biker gangs in the Northeast? I'm trying to find a biological parent and need some advice. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:31 PM PST - 6 comments

Do no-equity mortgages exist?

Is there such a thing as a no-equity second mortgage? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:28 PM PST - 5 comments

What kind of girl should I marry?

Should I marry the girl I like having sex with, or the one I like the rest of the time? [more inside]
posted by fraac at 1:07 PM PST - 113 comments

Wintertime Prep

Young preppy guy looking to add some new items to my fall/winter wardrobe! [more inside]
posted by Funky Claude at 1:00 PM PST - 11 comments

Breathing easy

Air purifier and air humidifier for a home with a newborn and two dogs? [more inside]
posted by mooselini at 12:55 PM PST - 4 comments

Show me your articles on the best possible way to do X.

I love articles that describe the results of real-world trials of different ways to do a specific thing, and then conclude that one method is Objectively Best. Like everything America's Test Kitchen has ever done, or this article about the results of various gardening methods. Please to recommend your favorites in this genre! [more inside]
posted by thehmsbeagle at 12:35 PM PST - 3 comments

bike frame welding

How long would it take me to learn to weld steel and aluminum bicycle frames? [more inside]
posted by mnemonic at 12:09 PM PST - 11 comments

Making better use of Tasks in Outlook 2007 when RTM is off the table?

How to optimize the Tasks function in Outlook 2007 when RTM/gtasks are off the table? [more inside]
posted by mercredi at 11:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Reasons for high inflation in college fees

Can you suggest any thoughtful analyses of why the costs of college tuition in the US consistently exceed inflation by a large margin? [more inside]
posted by Fiery Jack at 11:37 AM PST - 25 comments

What should I know about becoming a professional organizer?

What should I know about becoming a professional organizer? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:30 AM PST - 7 comments

How and/or should I make amends for my (minor, one-off) shoplifting?

How and/or should I make amends for my (minor, one-off) shoplifting? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:30 AM PST - 40 comments

Help a complete newb create high quality ambient recordings of spaces (need recommendations on equipment, and software)

Help a complete newb create high quality ambient recordings of spaces (need recommendations on equipment, and software) [more inside]
posted by wooh at 11:14 AM PST - 8 comments

Stop me, before I eat out again

I have resorted to eating at fast food places because after making the same 10-15 dishes over and over, I am out of food ideas. I am looking for healthy Vegetarian or Fish recipes you have found online this year that you like the best, and maybe some new spices. [more inside]
posted by cashman at 11:10 AM PST - 22 comments

From hour-glass to pear-shaped. Need fashion advice. Thanks

I've lost some weight recently - all above my waist. Now my shirts don't fit! I've searched teh interwebs for advice on shirts but mostly what I get is vague or styled for a much younger (or slimmer) crowd. So I put it to y'all. How do I shop for a now pear-shaped body when I've been hour-glass most of my life? [more inside]
posted by patheral at 10:40 AM PST - 13 comments

two player games?

My boyfriend and I are sick of watching tv at night. Board game suggestions for two players only? [more inside]
posted by pintapicasso at 10:27 AM PST - 46 comments

Can an atheist join the Freemasons?

Can an atheist join the Freemasons? [more inside]
posted by Hoopo at 10:25 AM PST - 16 comments

Dog seeks rats

Is it an insane idea to get my pet dog a pet rat? [more inside]
posted by whalebreath at 10:24 AM PST - 36 comments

What kind of laptop computer do I get?

What kind of laptop computer do I get? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:15 AM PST - 10 comments

Wordpress suddenly will not accept comments - unless it is Tuesday at 10 am ...

Wordpress experts: Please help me figure out this baffling thing that's happening with comments on a friend's site. [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 10:08 AM PST - 6 comments

Advice for visiting Maker Faire NYC?

Visiting the Maker Faire NYC this weekend with a couple of really bright kids, 8 & 12. It looks like we can go one of the days. Any advice?
posted by R. Mutt at 10:06 AM PST - 3 comments

A family of something, what I don't know, that's where you come in!

I need Halloween costume ideas for myself (plus baby bump), my husband, and my 2 year old, and preferably ones I can do on the more homemade side of things, though I am not opposed to buying some accessories, I just don't want to buy a pre-made costume if possible. [more inside]
posted by katers890 at 9:49 AM PST - 31 comments

NYC taxi cab mixed signals

Okay, I've been living in NYC over ten years, but there's something about taxi cabs that still confuses me. I understand what the cab lights mean most of the time. Cab number light is off = cab has a passenger. Cab number light is on = cab is available. Off duty lights are on = cab is off duty. But what about when both the number light and the off duty sign are on at the same time? [more inside]
posted by whitneyarner at 9:38 AM PST - 18 comments

The Sound of Silence

Trying to get a simple headset working with my (otherwise functional) Dell Dimension 9200 has led me to the hell I'm in now: no sound, scouring 2 year old message board posts for dodgy links to poorly labeled sigmatel drivers. Horror awaits inside! [more inside]
posted by Oktober at 9:32 AM PST - 2 comments

Gears of Yore

Interactive sandbox with gears, pulleys, shafts, etc? [more inside]
posted by ian1977 at 9:29 AM PST - 9 comments

How did Kazantzakis get banned before he got published?

Does anybody know the facts behind the date discrepancy between Kazantzakis' Last Temptation of Christ being published in 1953 and it being on the Roman Catholic Index of Prohibited Books which was last published in 1948? [more inside]
posted by bukvich at 9:24 AM PST - 2 comments

MovieFilter: Transportation planner looses his job. In the end he pitches his plan and gets his job and girlfriend back.

MovieFilter: Transportation planner looses his job. He ends up pitching his plan and gets his job and girlfriend back. [more inside]
posted by jjonajason at 9:16 AM PST - 4 comments

When to start NuvaRing?

Birth control filter: is my NuvaRing timing okay? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Double the benefit, double the fun

I can insure my spouse through my employer. My spouse can insure me through his employer. Right now we are just going with the better of the two plans. Is there any reason we would want to sign up for both? [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 9:03 AM PST - 18 comments

Competitive gluten/soy/dairy-free picnicking

I'm providing the picnic next weekend for an outdoor concert with a friend who has multiple dietary restrictions. I've read previous questions about gluten-free summer picnics; I'd like suggestions for cool-weather picnic foods that do not contain gluten, soy, or dairy. [more inside]
posted by catlet at 9:03 AM PST - 6 comments

Help Me Fly A Kite!

I am interested in flying kites (single line). Need help to get started. [more inside]
posted by dbirchum at 8:31 AM PST - 7 comments

On Frozen Pond

I'm looking for reccommendations for ice skates to buy. [more inside]
posted by WeekendJen at 8:29 AM PST - 4 comments

Albert Brooks film?

Which Albert Brooks movie opens in a sporting goods store? [more inside]
posted by brujita at 8:20 AM PST - 5 comments

Looking for an wireless microphone system (lavalier style) that connects to a stereo minijack of a video camera.

Looking for an wireless microphone system (lavalier style) that connects to a stereo minijack of a video camera. [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 8:12 AM PST - 3 comments

engage with expression theory

Can anyone recommend an interesting activity that I can get philosophy students to engage in, to accompany a seminar on the expression theory of art? [more inside]
posted by leibniz at 8:08 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me get over my fear of conflict.

Help me become ok with conflict. I avoid conflict. Not just overt, head-butting conflict, but also minor disagreements, disapproving looks, divergent preferences... all the way down to the friction generated by the give and take of an interesting conversation. Anything short of complete harmony, and I'm looking for a way out. Sometimes this means avoiding the person or situation. Sometimes this means just shutting up and smiling. Sometimes it means not developing an opinion of my own until I know what other people think first. My absolute fear of conflict is a drag. It makes me and my life pretty bland and I want to beat it. Tell me how to beat it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:58 AM PST - 16 comments

Can I legally move out at 17 in IL?

As a 17 year old, can I legally move out on my own in Illinois? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:58 AM PST - 7 comments

Pregnancy when you have spina bifida occulta

Pregnancy when you have spina bifida occulta [more inside]
posted by sunshine arakhan at 6:49 AM PST - 3 comments

Innovative websites as template/model for MFA research community

I'm looking for examples of websites that have successfully enhanced a research community (academic or artistic) with a dynamic online/social/mutual-portfolio presence. Blog and social media based hubs, perhaps, that showcase the possibilities of web portfolio/research integration for academic and creative purposes. [more inside]
posted by 0bvious at 6:26 AM PST - 3 comments

i want facts, figures & long, boring reports!

Where can I find the latest figures and in-depth reports on annual U.S. government subsidies? [more inside]
posted by glaucon at 5:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Combat boots for a 4 year old

My youngest son is going as a Ghostbuster for Halloween and I'd really like to get him some combat boots to complete the costume. Not surprisingly its hard to find boots for a 4 year old. Any suggestions? (thanks)
posted by senseofsurreal at 5:43 AM PST - 17 comments

I have two days to set up a room for sit-down interviews with politicians. What looks good on camera, and how should it all be arranged?

How can I make an awesome set for sit-down interviews with politicians? [more inside]
posted by seriousmoonlight at 5:09 AM PST - 7 comments

Recommend a day trip by boat from Portland, Maine.

Recommend a day trip by boat from Portland, Maine. [more inside]
posted by Xalf at 4:32 AM PST - 13 comments

How companies make decisions

I'm researching how the ways companies make decisions can help individuals make decisions. Can you think of examples of famous companies making a radical, transformative decision in the last 10 years? [more inside]
posted by Marzipan at 4:08 AM PST - 24 comments

adrenaline skews perception

Did I actually do anything useful in this car accident? [more inside]
posted by anotherkate at 2:33 AM PST - 11 comments

Cheap but Quality M.S Finance Program in Europe

Looking for "cheap" but high quality masters/finance program in Europe(preferably), that has an emphasis on hedgefunds/quant/derivatives/trading and is taught in English. [more inside]
posted by sawyerrrr at 1:30 AM PST - 5 comments

What's the action plan for pure angst?

I've got angst - the honest-to-goodness, existential, "why are we here?" kind. Two years of trying to shake it haven't worked - and have sometimes made me wonder if it's worth fixing at all. What do I do now? [more inside]
posted by Apropos of Something at 12:40 AM PST - 48 comments

September 15

find the best fit job for me

I need help on figuring out my career path. My experience includes business analyst, design/development, product development, internet services, and consulting for quite a few years now. I am having problems finding a career that I want to settle in and enjoy. If you have any career advice *or* if you know a good career coach, please help! [more inside]
posted by vocpanda at 11:55 PM PST - 2 comments

Interracial relationship: what do I do?

Struggling with an interracial relationship that conflicts with my parents' wishes, what do I do? I have no clue. [more inside]
posted by dearaudge at 11:09 PM PST - 36 comments

please recommend fiction

Please recommend books: urban fantasy and mysteries, no thinking required. [more inside]
posted by insectosaurus at 9:16 PM PST - 48 comments

Number of Google hits

I have a column of words in an excel file. I want to get the number of google results for each phrase in my file. Is there a simple way to do this? [more inside]
posted by AlexanderPetros at 9:10 PM PST - 4 comments

MeFi, help me ReFi

We're about to refinance our mortgage, and have two questions about assets and income, and how they affect the application. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:02 PM PST - 1 comment

what is the point in livng

Help me through an existential crisis. [more inside]
posted by ribboncake at 8:48 PM PST - 36 comments

How do I make a good curry with a curry powder?

How do I make a good Indian curry with a pre-made curry powder? [more inside]
posted by lunasol at 8:35 PM PST - 13 comments

How can I get unstuck in my quest to start an international career?

I'm twenty-five, have a master's degree, speak French fluently, and have studied/interned/volunteered in the States, Europe, and Middle East, but am at a loss as to how to parlay all that into an international career. Living in NYC, but would move back abroad in a heartbeat for the right job. [more inside]
posted by Enneking at 8:24 PM PST - 18 comments

Are the beaches closed off to spectators for the Hurley Pro?

The ASP World Tour/Hurley Pro is going to be at San Onofre State Beach over the next week. Are the heats closed to public spectators? [more inside]
posted by millions of peaches at 7:49 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I find, collect, beg, borrow (but not steal) new books for a school library that is filled with 30 year old, out of date, books?

Boy brought home this ancient science book from the school library. I mean, so ancient that it was just flat out false. (It was about global warming, and had been written in the 80's and 90's. It was hopelessly out of date.) When I talked to the librarian about it, she said that they had almost no books newer than 10 years old, and that more than half the collection was over 25 years old. It is one of the oldest library collection in North Texas schools. [more inside]
posted by dejah420 at 7:28 PM PST - 63 comments

What is this gesture named?

I Know what "snook"is. Could you tell me what this gesture is named? With one's thumbs in one's ears wiggling one's fingers (and one's tongue in the air ...will you sing..something like na-na-na-nah-naaar?) What does it mean?
posted by mizukko at 7:06 PM PST - 21 comments

Flamenco Movie Identification?

Trying to ID a movie from someone else's description: Basically, the movie consists of the camera moving from tent to tent; within each tent is a group of people playing flamenco music. [more inside]
posted by Karlos the Jackal at 6:50 PM PST - 7 comments

Should a financial institution be using a version of Apache built in 2006 on their secure server?

Does this website error message indicate that my financial institution is using a version of Apache built in 2006 on their secure server? Should I be concerned about that? If so, what should I do about it? [more inside]
posted by alms at 6:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Gift ideas for a software dev team

Gift ideas. Want to send about 50 small gifts to a software dev team that has done an excellent job. Ideally, there's something for everyone, rather than a few things that have to be shared. I don't have much money -- maybe $50-$100 total to spend. Ideas?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 5:58 PM PST - 33 comments

Non-Canonical Reading List

Whovians: What are the essential non-TV series Doctor Who stories? Best novels, TV series novelizations, radio dramas, etc?
posted by Saxon Kane at 5:43 PM PST - 15 comments

What is a good gift for someone going through a hard time?

One of the people at my job had to quit due to a heart attack. I volunteered to buy a gift on behalf of the office, but I have no idea what to get. What should I get for someone who is sick and probably in a dire financial situation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:29 PM PST - 20 comments

iPad sync with Exchange Public Calendar

Hi Everyone Our iPads synced with Exchange 2003. We can send email etc. The Global address list and Company calendar (in the public folder) are not working. Any way to do that with the current version of IOS? Or will IOS 5 do the trick. Thanks! BB
posted by bright77blue at 5:22 PM PST - 4 comments

relationship catch-22

Help me find a fresh perspective to break through useless relationship patterns. [more inside]
posted by sassy mae at 5:04 PM PST - 12 comments

Need help finding a quote

I am trying to find a quote that's something along the lines of... The more I think about the little things (or maybe 'details') in life, I realize there is no such thing.
posted by technotheory at 4:39 PM PST - 4 comments

A certain old-school manly vibe thang.

Can you recommend website stores with the same American old-school hand-crafted masculine vibe as these web sites? I'm looking for accessories, grooming products and more.
posted by Bookhouse at 4:34 PM PST - 17 comments

Dirt in my wedding ring-help!

Jewelry filter: I have a wedding ring here and it is peridot and diamond stones. I recently went hiking and a lot of dirt got stuck behind the stones. I have tried washing it and scrubbing it with a soft toothbrush, but some of it is not coming out. There are tiny holes in the backside of the gems that the dirt got into. Any ideas for cleaning? Would a jeweler be able to clean it?
posted by Equiprimordial at 4:04 PM PST - 16 comments

OSX wifi connectivity issues.

OSX 10.6.8 on MBP doesn't seem to be playing well with Motorola SurfBoard SBG901. [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 3:46 PM PST - 4 comments

Why does the tissue in my mouth shed?

The epithelial tissue in my mouth sheds itself daily. Up until today I had no idea that this was abnormal. [more inside]
posted by stray at 3:12 PM PST - 32 comments

Hair braiding and pillow fights, or, what is life really like in a women's college?

I am working on a piece of writing set in a women's college. Having never attended a single-sex institution myself, I'm curious about the little ways in which day-to-day life might be different. . . . standards of grooming, dress, delicacy or lack thereof in conversations about sex/bodily functions, competitiveness in the classroom, etc. I am sure there are a lot of facets I haven't considered. If you've attended a single-sex institution, or know a lot about the experience, can you help me in my research?
posted by sideofwry at 3:05 PM PST - 33 comments

How to avoid import taxes on a parcel from the US to the UK.

How to avoid import taxes on a parcel from the US to the UK. [more inside]
posted by rinsemedown at 2:38 PM PST - 12 comments

Children don't need to breathe apparently

How many oxygen masks drop on an airplane? Is it one for every seat or are there extras? [more inside]
posted by magnetsphere at 2:34 PM PST - 19 comments

In-Wall Ethernet? Woo-hoo!

Ethernet ports in every room, but none of them work. The brains of the system which is in the wall of a closet is a Square D Multi-Link Structured Wiring System. How do I find out how it's set up and how do make it work as it should? [more inside]
posted by cgomez at 2:33 PM PST - 20 comments

Help approaching a teacher -

How to approach a public school substitute teacher that may have something against my niece? My niece needs to improve her grade, and I don't know the best way - long - [more inside]
posted by needlegrrl at 2:16 PM PST - 25 comments

Father to (adult) son 101

Asking for a friend (really): How do you (or did you) deal with finding out that you have an adult child you didn't even know existed? [more inside]
posted by Chairboy at 2:00 PM PST - 1 comment

How many daisies before the sound goes rotten?

If I connect my computer to a set of speakers using several sound cables (1/8 inch) daisy-chained together, will the sound degrade? [more inside]
posted by Beardman at 1:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Short-term house rentail in Montreal!

I'm trying to rent a big house in Montreal to accommodate somewhere between 8-12 people this coming November for a conference. Does anyone have any specific experiences or recommendations? [more inside]
posted by eagle-bear at 1:35 PM PST - 4 comments

How to win at Ticketmaster

What's the best way to win at Ticketmaster - 2011 update [more inside]
posted by Long Way To Go at 1:32 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me plan an awesome pre-baby vacation. Details inside....

This is a multi-part question: My wife and I are going on vacation in February. We want to go either to the Caribbean or to Europe but cannot decide (I know, I know...these two really have nothing in common). What are the pros and cons of these two destinations in February? The Caribbean: which island? We're not looking for a "spring break" kind of a feel or huge crowds. Which island(s) has the nicest beaches, some cultural activities and good restaurants? Europe: Paris or Italy? We know February isn't ideal, but is there anything we should know about these two that would exclude them from the short list?
posted by burlsube at 1:24 PM PST - 15 comments

Your experience with iPad ergonomics?

iPad users - how are the ergonomics? I've found plenty of speculation about iPad ergonomics, but not a lot of discussion from actual users. How do you make the iPad comfortable for use? [more inside]
posted by brackish.line at 1:19 PM PST - 28 comments

Not quite le gripe?

Potential medical emergency filter - I need help translating the symptoms for dyssentery into French ASAP. (gross Medical TMI warning) [more inside]
posted by allkindsoftime at 1:19 PM PST - 11 comments

Financial software for virtual sub-accounts?

Can you recommend financial software that can deal with virtual sub-accounts? [more inside]
posted by medusa at 1:16 PM PST - 6 comments

number of U.S. products containing HFCS

I'm trying to find the number of food products that are sold in the U.S. that contain high fructose corn syrup. I've done some preliminary searches and have found some lists, but I've come up dry when trying to find actual numbers. I'd like a reliable source that I can cite, but I'll take almost anything at this point. I am at a university and have access to a large number of subscription database resources, so I'll keep looking. But I thought metafilter might be able to help out here.
posted by pahool at 1:14 PM PST - 6 comments

How can I maintain and improve my Japanese translation skills?

I am a professional translator, Japanese to English. I work almost entirely in comics and novels, at home, alone. My Japanese language skills are atrophying, and I don't know what to do about it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:10 PM PST - 25 comments

Does checking a BlackBerry count as working?

Will US Immigration get upset if I take my BlackBerry with me to the US on vacation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:10 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me get my PS3 back on the Playstation Network

I lost the password for my Playstation Network account, and no longer have access to the associated email address. How do I get my PS3 back online? [more inside]
posted by slogger at 12:58 PM PST - 3 comments

YANMD, but Let's Talk Thyroid

YANMD, but let's talk Thyroid: [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 12:33 PM PST - 10 comments

No, I'm not going to roll myself in a carpet...

After kicking around the idea for years, I think this is the time to do an “Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra” costume for Halloween. And I need help. The ridiculously picky details are inside... [more inside]
posted by JoanArkham at 12:20 PM PST - 13 comments

I need your secret tailor.

Affordable + good suits in SF bay area? I need your secret little tailors... (I'm a dude.) [more inside]
posted by paultopia at 12:18 PM PST - 3 comments

I'd like to get my lean lower back back

Are beer and a 20 something's body mutually exclusive? [more inside]
posted by bellastarr at 12:06 PM PST - 24 comments

What could be the problem with my wi-fi connection? (Details of the setup and symptoms inside

What could be the problem with my wi-fi connection? (Details of the setup and symptoms inside) [more inside]
posted by philipy at 11:24 AM PST - 19 comments

What do real editors do, anyhow?

Help me be a better editor... for my wife. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:23 AM PST - 16 comments

Old hand becoming a new project manager

I'm about to become a project manager for the first time. Help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:23 AM PST - 11 comments

Taittinger Comtes de Champagne in Chicago?

Where in the Chicago area can I find a bottle of Taittinger Comtes de Champagne? I like the vintages from the 2000s; they run about $120-$150 a bottle. I tried Chicago Wine Co., but they only sell the older vintages from the 90s or earlier, which are at least double the price. Same with House of Glunz. Any high-end wine shops that might be a good bet? The choices are somewhat overwhelming. Thanks!
posted by Atrahasis at 10:40 AM PST - 6 comments

Seeking understanding and tools I need to design a homepage that is a dynamic bar chart.

This weekend I'm setting up a website for an academic event. I'd like the homepage of the site to have large, clickable progress bars that display the number of posts for each of the subpages (News & Announcements, Blog, Events, etc.). As more posts are added to each of the subpages (posts would likely be sorted and displayed by category and tag), its respective progress bar takes up more screen real estate and the tally count listed on/near it increases. Basically, I want the homepage to look like a giant, dynamic bar chart. Is there a freeware (or cheap) template, widget or piece of code that allows me to do this? [more inside]
posted by iamkimiam at 10:37 AM PST - 7 comments

How to help my abused student?

One of my university students is being physically, mentally and emotionally abused by their parents and has asked me for help. What can/should I do as their teacher? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:13 AM PST - 13 comments

When do people expect exclusivity in online dating?

I'm new to this online dating thing, and I'm not really sure what the etiquette is for dating multiple people simultaneously. Help me figure out what the unstated expectations are! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:13 AM PST - 17 comments

Will that online voiceover clearinghouse get me work?

I'm already on the radio (public radio--and yes, I do sound like that)--now I'd like to get into doing some voiceover work. I live in a remote area, so getting an agent and going to auditions isn't likely to work for me. I'd just like to do some work on the side, and technologically I'm set up. So what I'm wondering is, has anyone used online marketplaces like voice123 or voices.com? Is one better/worse than the other? Are they worth the (small but not non-existent) investment to be a "premium" member? [more inside]
posted by supercoollady at 10:11 AM PST - 3 comments

How can I learn to be comfortable and not so antsy, stiff, and tired while I work at my desk?

What can I do about this stiff/antsy/tired feeling I get when I'm at work? [more inside]
posted by Vorteks at 10:08 AM PST - 23 comments

Where can I purchase spray on (human) body paint, preferably that which does not require additional equipment?

Googling is leading me down a lot of not-so-helpful paths, so is anyone aware of spray on body paint/body makeup? Bonus points if it's iridescent/shimmery at all, and doesn't require additional setting sprays. [more inside]
posted by pixiecrinkle at 9:54 AM PST - 1 comment

What do I serve with NE Clam Chowder?

What do I serve with New England clam chowder? [more inside]
posted by lakersfan1222 at 9:47 AM PST - 22 comments

How to quickly find unwanted pinball parts in Toronto?

Where in Toronto / GTA can I find old or broken, unvalued pinball playfield components for use in an art project / architectural model? [more inside]
posted by waterunderground at 9:35 AM PST - 1 comment

Why is my cat turning feral?

Why does my cat keep running away from home, and how can I get him to settle back down? [more inside]
posted by kataclysm at 8:59 AM PST - 11 comments

I want to get back into electronics as a hobby.

Calling all electronics hobbyist people: I want to get (back) into making electronic stuff -- noise-making stuff, specifically -- as a hobby, help me get started. [more inside]
posted by griphus at 8:42 AM PST - 18 comments

Immediate depression coping strategies

I'm feeling really lonely and depressed. My normal coping strategies either aren't cutting it this time or aren't immediate enough. What are some different ideas? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:37 AM PST - 28 comments

my knee, help me save it in seattle

Recommendations for an orthopedic surgeon in Seattle? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:37 AM PST - 8 comments

Identify this shareware Mac RPG, please.

1) What was the name of the shareware, turn-based, tile-graphic RPG for Mac I played in the late '90s? 2) Is there anything like it nowadays? [more inside]
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:12 AM PST - 11 comments

Setting up a VPN between two small offices.

Is the IT company I've hired ripping me off? I need to establish a VPN connection from my funeral home in one town to my main office. One computer, one server, one database that needs to be accessed. [more inside]
posted by ColdChef at 8:12 AM PST - 51 comments

Space MMO?

I swear there was a (possibly free) MMOish space game very reminiscent of Star Control II, but I don't think it was Starport. [more inside]
posted by adamdschneider at 8:06 AM PST - 2 comments

Tire Filter

I have a 2004 Jeep Liberty that needs new tires. The factory tires are 225/75/16 I have 4 brand new tires 2 are 225/60/16 and 2 are 215/65/16. What problems am I going to run into if I put the 215/65/16's on the rear and the 225/60/16's on the front? Are there safety concerns? are there Mechanical concerns?
posted by jmsta at 7:54 AM PST - 6 comments

Decoding, comprehension, etc...

Can I have volunteers evaluating the reading level of a bunch of ESL students? If so, how? [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 7:48 AM PST - 9 comments

Kentucky to Korea, on the cheap!

Help me fly from Kentucky, to California, to Korea, back to Kentucky! It'll be fun!! [more inside]
posted by broadway bill at 7:27 AM PST - 4 comments

Hey paleface

Looking for the impossible - a liquid foundation for pale skin that covers redness but not too many freckles, and lasts a good while without giving me spots. Recommend something! [more inside]
posted by mippy at 7:24 AM PST - 24 comments

Did I get a crappy manicure, or is this normal?

Is this how a manicure is supposed to look? I've never had one before, but I am sorely disappointed. [more inside]
posted by vytae at 7:23 AM PST - 28 comments

In search of the world's most boring printer.

I need the smallest, cheapest, most basic, mac-compatible printer on the market. [more inside]
posted by greta simone at 7:21 AM PST - 8 comments

Bodies don't work like that!

Watch this video of Laura Glaess's Charleston routine from NEGJ 2010 and check out the hip pop to the side she does at 0:19. The way she does it reminds me of an older cartoon clip, but which one? [more inside]
posted by cardioid at 7:07 AM PST - 6 comments

More Rumpole, Please!

More books like Mortiner's Rumpole of the Bailey? [more inside]
posted by Geckwoistmeinauto at 7:02 AM PST - 6 comments

Do bank accounts reopen if an automatic payment is posted?

Do bank accounts reopen if an automatic payment is posted? [more inside]
posted by modoriculous at 5:47 AM PST - 10 comments

What's on and good?

Are you current on London theatre? Can you make me a recommendation? [more inside]
posted by troywestfield at 5:42 AM PST - 9 comments

Help two travel noobs plan their trip to New York/Toronto!

My friend is doing a stint at a hospital in Washington at the end of this year, and in January he plans to spend a few days sightseeing NY before going up to Toronto, visiting Taiwan and then returning home (Australia). Sis and I plan to join him for the NY/Toronto part, but we haven't decided on where to go from there. [more inside]
posted by lunatoic at 5:30 AM PST - 8 comments

Preventing promiscuous android contacts

I just got a Droid Bionic, and every third app that I install wants to sync contacts on my phone. Help me navigate this without contaminating my Gmail contacts. [more inside]
posted by Tehhund at 5:22 AM PST - 2 comments

Where can I get a list of all the songs that appeared in the "Now That's What I Call Music" series?

I'd like to get hold of a long list of all the songs that have been on the "Now That's What I Call Music" music compilation (from number 1 right up to the current 79). Is that possible and, if so, how? [more inside]
posted by mr_silver at 5:18 AM PST - 7 comments

Almost zero details, help me find this video

I'm trying to find an old Disney (?) short film, featuring a Cow conducting on an orchestra, to the music of Strauss, or Dvořák; I'm not that sure. Any ideas whatsoever?
posted by lipsum at 5:05 AM PST - 10 comments

Credit Card Limit ... too high?

I applied and got a new credit card. Fine. Then I checked the credit limit and it was way higher than expected! Normal? [more inside]
posted by moiraine at 4:27 AM PST - 19 comments

Do other languages have an equivalent of the King James Bible?

Do other languages have an equivalent of the King James Bible? [more inside]
posted by TheophileEscargot at 2:34 AM PST - 15 comments

Please help me remove the 16 old decal/sticker on the rear window of my car

Just bought a car that's 16 years with the original sticker/decal on the rear window. How do I remove them? [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 2:20 AM PST - 14 comments

Song ID Ninjas? - Terrible vocal rendition of a popular song

Ok, some of you are just plain talented with this stuff. My friend swears that this little ditty is from an ACTUAL song, but she has been trying to remember which song exactly for more than a month now... I'd like to ID the song before she does, and taunt her with the knowledge (like any good friend would do) just to watch her squirm! [more inside]
posted by rinogo at 1:04 AM PST - 15 comments

How would a German describe Hitler's voice?

Question for German speakers: how would you describe Hitler's voice? [more inside]
posted by filibuster at 12:56 AM PST - 14 comments

September 14

I'm looking for an "Infographics R Us"..

What should I expect when creating a cool infographic? [more inside]
posted by mhh5 at 11:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Irish citizen entering Ireland on US Passport, or should I use my Irish passport?

Which passport do I use entering Ireland; US or Irish? I'm a recently naturalized US Citizen, who was born and reared in Ireland. I plan to travel to Ireland and am unsure which passport to show when I enter Ireland; my brand spanking new US passport or my Irish passport? [more inside]
posted by zaphod at 9:35 PM PST - 14 comments

If I don't figure this oue soon I won't be able to see it anyway

Idea(s) for a tattoo: Stories, myths, folklore, symbols/icons, quotes, lyrics, that deal with blindness or feature blind characters. In the case of a quote, it doesn't necessarily have to be by an actual blind person. [more inside]
posted by Venadium at 8:50 PM PST - 34 comments

Best corn maze near NYC?

Where's the best corn maze (for adults) an hour away from New York City? [more inside]
posted by carpyful at 8:47 PM PST - 6 comments

Adirondack Weddings

My fiance and I would like to get married somewhere in the Adirondack Mountains of NY. We were thinking of a small, intimate wedding possibly at a lodge. Any suggestions?
posted by Direwolf at 8:39 PM PST - 8 comments

The world in parties?

If you had a year to travel to the world's most renowned festivals, where would you go? Oktoberfest in Munich, Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Mardi Gras in New Orleans... help me make a list of the biggest parties in the world. [more inside]
posted by ista at 8:34 PM PST - 74 comments

How much to renovate?

Considering first time house. How much for renovations? Looking for analogous estimates. [more inside]
posted by patrad at 8:34 PM PST - 8 comments

Why is Finder on Macbook Pro so very very different in Operating System 10.7.1 vs. Operating System 10.6.7 and what can I do about it?

Why is Finder on Macbook Pro so very very different in Operating System 10.7.1 vs. Operating System 10.6.7 and what can I do about it? [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 8:28 PM PST - 20 comments

Blue cheese and Carlsberg is a good start, but not enough

Suggestions needed for amusing things to do at a party that are somehow connected to Copenhagen or Denmark. So far: eating blue cheese and crispbread, readings from Hamlet, discussion of the Copenhagen Interpretation, drinking Carlsberg, and a look at the Danish modern style. Some more inside. What else? [more inside]
posted by wdenton at 8:19 PM PST - 20 comments

Light fixture for ceiling that has no hole in it

So we moved into a rental apartment intending to install my chandelier into the living room ceiling. Problem is, there's no "thing in the ceiling that a light fixture would be installed into." (Err...whats that called?) Is there any way we can make it so that my chandelier can run to the electrical socket in the room somehow? If not, what terms do I search for (or what websites are good besides urban outfitters) to find ceiling light fixtures that work from a cord kit?
posted by skjønn at 8:17 PM PST - 9 comments

Oh new shower curtains, glossy book pages, and auto-body shops: why do I love your aromas so?

Oh new shower curtains, glossy book pages, and auto-body shops: why do I love your aromas so? [more inside]
posted by tamagogirl at 7:45 PM PST - 14 comments

Jazz Impressions of _______.

Traditional melodies and scales from various world musics played and riffed on with mostly jazz instrumentation and sensibilities. Where can I find more? [more inside]
posted by Infernarl at 7:20 PM PST - 10 comments

Number One Movie...Temporarily

I am looking for a list of "movies which broke the record for being the highest grossing of all time...at the time." [more inside]
posted by ShutterBun at 7:14 PM PST - 11 comments

My father is angry, my family is upset, and I feel responsible. What can I do?

My father has anger issues and my family's reactions makes me feel like everything is falling apart. Can I do anything? If I can't, what can I do to cope? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:10 PM PST - 23 comments

Tips on collecting after small claims court victory

Need tips on collecting small claims judgement in Texas. [more inside]
posted by punkfloyd at 7:09 PM PST - 2 comments

Say what?

What's the proper Romanian phrase said at weddings to the newlyweds or bride (assuming it exists)? [more inside]
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:03 PM PST - 5 comments

Thermodynamic fashion.

How to get a really good looking tan? Is there an aesthetic difference between "side-effect" tans and "lie-down" tans? And, should one tan their face? [more inside]
posted by polymodus at 6:46 PM PST - 10 comments

Please help. Terrified that my jealousy/insecurity is killing my relationship

I'm afraid my boyfriend's second thoughts about our relationship are just the tip of the iceberg, and he's actively pursuing other options. [more inside]
posted by yummywaffles at 6:42 PM PST - 20 comments

it's possible Comedy Central just has a team of monkeys that choose both air times and late-night comedians completely at random

Why does the Daily Show always start ~5 minutes early? [more inside]
posted by NoraReed at 6:34 PM PST - 12 comments

Is buying in LA right now a great idea or a huge mistake?

My husband and I are about to make an offer on a condo currently owned by an older acquaintance looking to move to Florida. This is in the Los Angeles area. It's not on the market yet, and the offer will almost certainly be accepted. It's a fair deal although not a bargain. It's within our budget as it stands (although the tiniest bit tight), and if/when my husband finds better employment (which could be a lengthy process, granted) the payments will be quite comfortable. We're both first time buyers. The market is ostensibly at the bottom, interest rates are low, and buying seems like a reasonable decision for us. But... is it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:15 PM PST - 20 comments

Yes, I'm putting on my own oxygen mask. Now help me help others.

Yes, I'm putting on my own oxygen mask. Now help me help others. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:14 PM PST - 12 comments

Work and a Start Date

I will be offered a job tomorrow and at the interview I told them I could start this coming Monday. However, the interview was last Friday, and between then and now I have been offered three days of work MTW of the following week, i.e. the week of I am supposed to start the full time job. Is it poor form to say that I cannot now start on Monday but must start on Thursday due to a commitment I made in between the interview and being offered the job?
posted by josher71 at 5:36 PM PST - 21 comments

Twitter lolz

Best Twitter funnies - basically an update of this question. Your Friend From HS is a current favourite - any others?
posted by fatmouse at 5:35 PM PST - 29 comments

How much time do you spend budgeting and tracking spending?

How much time do you spend each week or month budgeting, tracking spending, thinking about your money, paying bills, etc.? These are tasks that I hate, and I , therefore, do not dedicate enough time to do them. Right now money comes in (paychecks are automatically deposited into my checking and savings accounts) and money goes out (bills are paid automatically by my banks and I spend cash and use my debit card). However, I'm not tracking everything I spend (I know that I should be), and I'm not budgeting for the future. I have a (very) small savings, but basically live paycheck to paycheck. I know that tracking spending and budgeting are the way out of this trap, but I'm loathe to get started (again--I've tried before), because of how much time I anticipate it will take. If you are tracking spending and budgeting on a regular (weekly?) basis, how much time does this activity take in order to have a clear picture of your finances and adequately plan for the future? Thanks in advance for your replies.
posted by buddylove at 5:09 PM PST - 21 comments

Database help

Help me learn how to build a database, or find someone that can help me (or build it for me). [more inside]
posted by defenestrated at 4:58 PM PST - 9 comments

Great American Music Hall - Getting a seat

How early do I need to get to the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco to get a seat in the balcony? [more inside]
posted by cnc at 4:21 PM PST - 7 comments

Media Center software that buffers video?

I am trying to find Media Center software (preferably for Windows) that has a video buffer so that I can watch HD video over wi-fi. [more inside]
posted by Bonky Moon at 4:14 PM PST - 12 comments

Breadmakers 101...

I bought traditional yeast before reading the directions for my new breadmaker that says I'm supposed to use breadmaker yeast, or fast-acting yeast. Can I get by with the traditional yeast? if so, how?
posted by lizbunny at 3:36 PM PST - 13 comments

Does this pvc fitting exist?

CostumeFilter: Help me identify this plumbing/pvc pipe fitting! [more inside]
posted by bienbiensuper at 3:02 PM PST - 6 comments

What exercises can I do with a back injury?

I need some help with an exercise plan that will work with a bulging disk in my lower back. Ideally, it would be about 3-4 days a week in the gym, plus cardio. I’d like to incorporate lots of compound lifts but there are a few hitches in that plan due to the injury… details inside. [more inside]
posted by Dr. ShadowMask at 3:01 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me work more effectively with old people

How can I work more effectively, in an office environment, with people over 75? [more inside]
posted by skbw at 2:42 PM PST - 34 comments

What kind of doctor do I need?

What kind of mental health doctor do I need to see? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:37 PM PST - 14 comments

Is this possible with sed only?

Shell scripting gurus! I've got a bash script which works...but I suspect there's a better way to do what I'm trying to do. Am I wrong? [more inside]
posted by Mister_Sleight_of_Hand at 2:23 PM PST - 14 comments

Grad studies. Music and.........

I am looking for suggestions for highly-integrative graduate studies program in music/technology/culture. Suggestions? Also, looking for a way in after being out of school for 3 years with a performance-only background. More after the break..... [more inside]
posted by wakuwaku at 1:18 PM PST - 9 comments

SEO Kings, help me please....my site is a squash and a squeeze

Calling SEO/Google Experts: I have a bloglike site for a new company (on Wordpress) and I am trying to make it SEO friendly. Hypothetically, lets assume that the site is about flying lizards and I have named it 'liz.ly'. Every day, new and well written content is added to this site so hopefully in the next few months it will start showing up at a respectable rank on google. BUT: [more inside]
posted by london302 at 1:11 PM PST - 10 comments

Sounds like Lustmord.

How do I make huge cavernous droney music? [more inside]
posted by googly at 1:09 PM PST - 15 comments

Where should I be a townie near Natick, MA?

Where should I look for an apartment or rental house that has a reasonable commute to the Natick mall area in Natick, MA? [more inside]
posted by UMDirector at 12:54 PM PST - 8 comments

Best lock for my laptop?

Laptop lock question. Yes I know you people hate locks, but please bear with me! [more inside]
posted by radioamy at 12:48 PM PST - 14 comments

What to drink with a Cuban cigar?

(I'm asking this question on behalf of someone I know with no MeFi account—I'll mark any helpful or solved answers as he relays them to me). "I've become a proud father of a little boy recently, and my wife got me a huge Cuban cigar to celebrate it with. Specifically a Partagas Lusitania. Instead of smoking it all by myself (that would be boring), I'm going to invite some of my mates over for a drink and a smoke. The problem is, I don't know what to drink with it. Any suggestions?" [more inside]
posted by jklaiho at 12:46 PM PST - 19 comments

Anchors aweigh?

If a ship in the current can't pull an anchor -- that's the purpose of the anchor, right? -- how do sailors pull the anchor up when they need to?
posted by LonnieK at 12:44 PM PST - 11 comments

1/Pb?

Why would data coming out of the LHC be reported as Pb^-1? [more inside]
posted by Hactar at 12:44 PM PST - 7 comments

If it were mine, I'd know what to do!

Smoke alarm has been chirping for months...yes, I know what it means, but I don't know whose it is! Advice is needed! [more inside]
posted by buzzkillington at 12:35 PM PST - 15 comments

Do you have any advice/tips for managing groups of middle school students in an after school program?

Do you have any advice/tips for managing groups of middle school students in an after school program? Activity suggestions are also welcome. [more inside]
posted by lovecricket at 12:35 PM PST - 6 comments

How to best worship the gods that be?

Getting up close and personal with someone who could greatly improve my future? [more inside]
posted by Peregrin5 at 12:28 PM PST - 23 comments

Should I criticize my boss in my exit interview?

Exit letter and interview...how should I treat the elephant in the room...my incompetent boss? [more inside]
posted by idle at 12:11 PM PST - 26 comments

Scores That Sounds Like Brick?

Can you recommend movie scores that sound like the OST for Brick? Organic and evocative, particularly like the last 5-10 seconds of that trailer. Almost like music that's been made without using traditional musical instruments. Words like jangly or handmade come to mind. Thanks!
posted by Bobby Bittman at 12:06 PM PST - 13 comments

Bad bra. Now what?

In late July my wife bought a bra from a national retail chain. She wore it one day and was left with a painful large welt/wound on both sides that made it uncomfortable to wear any bra for three weeks. When she explained what happened to the store, they put her in touch with their corporate offices. The welt/wound has mostly healed, although some red areas are still visible and there is some mild throbbing and more-than-occasional itching. She saw a dermatologist who said that there may be some permanent discoloration. The corporate rep indicated that they'd pay for the doctor's visit, although there really wasn't any out-of-pocket cost because the visit was covered by my insurance. Beyond this, can she expect some kind of compensation for the pain, inconvenience and continued problems? What's the best way to go about asking the company? Do we need a lawyer? How do we find one?
posted by anonymous at 12:04 PM PST - 15 comments

How far should I take this complaint?

Should I press charges for sexual harassment? The owner of the company has stated that he will back me if I pursue this. I want to know what to expect and any experience anyone has with a similar situation. Also please note this is not an idle accusation -- this person was the GM and fired recently for stealing commissions from employees. Not a good guy. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:00 PM PST - 16 comments

Need advice on how to buy and ship a Japan-only bicycle to the US.

I want to buy my wife this "Mamachari" bike for her birthday. But they are only available in Japan (I'm in the US.) Any suggestions on how I'd purchase and ship one at the lowest price possible?
posted by soulbarn at 11:44 AM PST - 8 comments

What makes one part of the body more of a target for bone loss?

Why would bone density/changes in density be dramatically different in some areas of the body? [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 11:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Any beaches with waves within 150 miles of DC?

I'm planning on driving from DC to Colonial Beach in Virginia to go to the beach. I went there once last summer and thought it was a nice beach and it's only about a two hour drive from downtown Washington. Are there any other decent beaches in the area (as in less than three hour drive from DC and beaches where you can swim)? [more inside]
posted by forkisbetter at 11:18 AM PST - 14 comments

Need a phone in the UK.

Help me choose a mobile phone for domestic and international calls in the UK. [more inside]
posted by Partario at 11:17 AM PST - 5 comments

I want to have fun!

Sailing and seasickness: I'm taking an introduction to sailing class, but sometimes get seasick. What is the best way to make this fun and not just two hours of nausea. [more inside]
posted by dame at 11:10 AM PST - 21 comments

Depressed college student? How original!

Depressed and don't know where my future is headed in college. [more inside]
posted by Evernix at 11:10 AM PST - 12 comments

I want parking assistance in the front of my car too

Forward looking parking helper/distance measure/camera. [more inside]
posted by digividal at 10:56 AM PST - 1 comment

Cash for Copyright (Research)?

Are you a Rights and Permissions Editor? A Photo Researcher? Do you freelance as one, or work with one--or simply know something about the field? Please, may I pick your brain? [more inside]
posted by Violet Blue at 10:48 AM PST - 2 comments

My poor tooth.

I'm in the second week of a three month road trip in Wyoming with an infected tooth. I'm on a shoe string budget and I can't afford the extraction. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by chichimimizu at 10:38 AM PST - 20 comments

Non-fastfood off of the turnpike?

Driving from NYC to DC tomorrow night, looking for food options that are not fastfood at the rest stops along the NJTP or 95. Any good spots that don't involve serious detours? The catch: must have a vegetarian friendly menu. [more inside]
posted by jrb223 at 10:35 AM PST - 9 comments

NYC or Bust

The perfect NYC cross-country road trip mix? [more inside]
posted by queens86 at 10:29 AM PST - 9 comments

Search traffic dropping for queries of company name, domain or URL

I'm seeing a weird drop in August in search-related traffic to my company's site. What's odd is it is for searches of the company's name, domain name or URL. [more inside]
posted by ao4047 at 10:25 AM PST - 17 comments

I want to try something new. Ideas?

What's a good habit to challenge myself to pick up/lose over 30 days? [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:25 AM PST - 14 comments

How would you translate this into English?

How would you translate this into English? Il n'est voisin qui ne voisine. I know it's a French idiom, but what does it mean?
posted by degoao at 10:17 AM PST - 9 comments

How to respond to a family vacation turned violent domestic incident?

My family just spent a week with my wife's brother and his family. Six kids, four adults, one week in their house. It was for the most part uneventful. In fact, it was great. We're now from the big city, they're from the suburbs in the South. We ate BBQ, fished, shot guns, and drank beer, all things we aren't able to do where we normally live. Then, the last night, the brother got violent. Started picking a fight that we couldn't stop, accusing us of mocking him and his family and wife. There was NO way to diffuse it. I can't tell you how much we tried to be solicitous. He ended up hitting my wife on the arm and shoving me, we ran out of the house in the middle of the night grabbing clothes and kids and stayed in a hotel. It's been a few days and my wife and I are now at her mom's house 30 minutes away - she doesn't seem to know what happened. Do we tell her? Do we report the incident to the police? How do I set parameters around ever seeing each other again (such as to go see a counselor)? This doesn't seem to be a normal pattern for him, but something in his relationship with his sister really, really set him off. I don't want to be unforgiving - I just can't predict if that firestorm could appear again and honestly that night i feared for my life and the lives of my wife and kids - so how do we move on from here? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:16 AM PST - 41 comments

The Mystery of the Man with the U-Haul Truck

My mother had an unsettling experience at her home this evening between 5 and 5:30 p.m. Does this person who came to her door sound like a scammer or a criminal? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:15 AM PST - 25 comments

How can I become a pilot?

I have a in-law that flies his own plane with his wife to every family event (we all live apart). I'd like to do this as well. I doubt he owns the plane. That being said, what do I have to do to be able to do this myself? I'd like to know what education/certifications I need, cost involved, and then the options for using/leasing/renting a plane for vacation travel for me and my wife.
posted by joshuamcginnis at 9:46 AM PST - 17 comments

Please help me plan my day in San Diego to help impress a girl. :)

Spending a day with a girl in San Diego. Whats cool to do and where is it located? Help me plan my day please to help impress this girl. :) [more inside]
posted by stlboi at 9:45 AM PST - 15 comments

The answer is probably to move to Europe, right?

Looking for a men's undershirt with the neckline of a tank but with short sleeves. Something like this, but not on a European website. Preferably affordable. [more inside]
posted by etc. at 9:43 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me make my old dirty MacBook a nice Clean Mac for my mom!

A new MacBook Air means I'm giving my old MacBook to my mom... Please help me clean it out and make sure it's mom-safe! [more inside]
posted by indiebass at 9:37 AM PST - 8 comments

C'mon, baby! Don't say maybe!

This is not my first baby. I am close to one week past my due date. No signs of labor. First, tell me how to survive because my first baby was here by now and I just cannot do this much longer. Second, why haven't I gone into labor yet and what if I don't? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:35 AM PST - 30 comments

Can I just show up at the psych ward?

Can I check myself into a psychiatric hospital? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:33 AM PST - 17 comments

MetroCard dead drop?

My wife has been in New York City this week, and bought an unlimited weekly MetroCard. She's leaving NY tonight, and I'm arriving about 2 hours after she leaves (i.e. we won't be able to meet). Is there some clever way she can hand the card off to me? [more inside]
posted by thumpasor at 9:31 AM PST - 27 comments

Man with no address seeks Hong Kong bank account that asks no questions

Is it possible to open a bank account in Hong Kong without actually being or residing in Hong Kong? [more inside]
posted by almostwitty at 9:27 AM PST - 2 comments

Wordpress theme with custom colors, drop shadow, and deckle edges?

I have someone who wants a very specific look for a site but is on a budget, and before I get the design sliced and coded, I thought I'd check to see if anyone has seen a template that matches. We need to be able to pick all colors (background, sheet, etc), the sheet needs to have a shadow around it, and the sheet also needs to have deckle edges. The rest of the layout is pretty standard. Paid template is fine. Or, does anyone have recommendations for forums for theme recommendations?
posted by korej at 8:58 AM PST - 3 comments

Bike tweaks

Cyclists, help a noob with some tweaks to a newly gifted bike. [more inside]
posted by drpynchon at 8:22 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me consider Ted Chiang's distinction between SF and Fantasy

Ask whether the universe of the story recognizes the existence of persons. Is this distinction between SF and Fantasy original with Ted Chiang? Can you think of any counter-examples that don't fit? [more inside]
posted by straight at 8:19 AM PST - 31 comments

Having a ball in the office

Is there an office chair that provides the same strengthening and stability as a medicine ball but would pass the office requirement for safety? [more inside]
posted by mcarthey at 8:03 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me avoid spending way too much time navigating between folders.

Can I revert the behaviour of Common Item Dialogs in Windows 7 to that of Windows XP? [more inside]
posted by t_dubs at 6:58 AM PST - 1 comment

Lemme ask you something

I am interested in finding some information about the path a few bills took through congress. The only catch is that I'm looking for info from almost thirty years ago. Where can I find this information? [more inside]
posted by to sir with millipedes at 6:50 AM PST - 4 comments

Best Ways to Promote Single-Payer Health Care?

Reasonably educated, late-30s American male voter, working full-time, with no political connections. What are the most effective ways I can support a shift to single-payer health care in the United States? [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 6:35 AM PST - 14 comments

401(k) while saving for grad school?

Given that I hope to go to grad school in the next two years, should I fund a 401(k) before then? [more inside]
posted by andrewesque at 6:27 AM PST - 20 comments

what sites collect webcam images from around the world?

webcam filter: looking for suggestions about websites that provide access to webcam images from around the world. [more inside]
posted by 5Q7 at 6:23 AM PST - 4 comments

I need a new UK bank account. Are there any that provide solid online banking, sensible fraud protection, and multi-currency?

I need a new UK bank account. Are there any that provide solid online banking, sensible fraud protection, and multi-currency? [more inside]
posted by wingless_angel at 3:12 AM PST - 17 comments

What are the ultimate stretches and exercises for the diaphragm muscle?

What are the ultimate stretches and exercises for the diaphragm muscle? [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 2:55 AM PST - 10 comments

September 13

How to figure out a house's exterior color scheme?

How do people pick exterior color schemes for their houses? Might you want to help with mine? [more inside]
posted by slidell at 11:44 PM PST - 17 comments

What do you do when you've got nothing to do?

Please help me not go insane whilst under-employed and under-stimulated. [more inside]
posted by deadwax at 11:13 PM PST - 16 comments

Reccomended banks for foreigners in Japan

Which bank is the most recommended for foreigners in Japan? I am interested in information about issuing a credit card for foreigners, interest on savings, international money transfer rates, and other commission rates. I'm considering using one of the web-only banks (新生、楽天、セブン、etc). Is there any risk involved (e.g., if they go bankrupt)?
posted by ovesh at 9:34 PM PST - 7 comments

help me build an awesome library

Pretend you have a ton of cash. Help me build an awesome library of interesting art books, reference books, books on nature, crafts, poetry, world cultures, what else? [more inside]
posted by hellochula at 9:27 PM PST - 58 comments

Looking for an attractive radio/alarm with Ipod dock

Anyone have suggestions for a radio/alarm clock with Ipod dock that doesn't just look like a piece of hardware? [more inside]
posted by Sylvia Plath's terrible fish at 9:10 PM PST - 8 comments

I need ideas for promoting winter bicycling!

Give me your great ideas for promoting winter cycling in frigid Wisconsin! [more inside]
posted by yomimono at 8:40 PM PST - 8 comments

How can I induce or delay my period without using birth control?

How can I induce or delay my period without using birth control? [more inside]
posted by Judith Butlerian Jihad at 8:12 PM PST - 15 comments

how to present this?

Should, or how should, I represent this cataclysmic but plum past job in my employment history? Way, way more within. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Seattle-area technology-focused career counseling

I'm looking for Seattle-area technology-focused career counseling. Any recommendations? [more inside]
posted by inkyz at 7:50 PM PST - 1 comment

My what is what? Celiac Artery Compression Syndrome?

Anyone have experience with Celiac Artery Compression Syndrome? (otherwise known as Dubar Syndrome, Marable Syndrome or Celiac Axis Compression Syndrome) [more inside]
posted by i_love_squirrels at 7:26 PM PST - 2 comments

Where can I go to recharge?

I am burned out. I want to get away and recharge. What are some amazing experiences/trip ideas? [more inside]
posted by rsk at 6:46 PM PST - 19 comments

How to get rid of phishing software?

Is someone scamming me? [Mac spyware filter] [more inside]
posted by fritillary at 6:37 PM PST - 15 comments

Can I get prescription lenses put into New Wayfarers?

I just got a pair of Ray-Ban New Wayfarers (RB2132), and I want to put prescription lenses in them. Is it possible? [more inside]
posted by smitt at 6:27 PM PST - 8 comments

SSRIs: death knell for an already-crippled libido?

Anecdotal experiences wanted: I am considering trying SSRIs for my anxiety, but I am worried that my already-low libido will disappear altogether. Psychiatrist suggests that the low libido may be caused by anxiety, and so taking SSRIs could actually help. Has either of these things happened to you? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:43 PM PST - 26 comments

Ironic cross

Someone found a pendant, a maltese cross with a small backwards (not upside-down) question mark on it. Any ideas what the owner might have intended by this combination of symbols?
posted by TAP at 5:41 PM PST - 8 comments

DIY ST:TNGeekery

What's a simple Star Trek: The Next Generation graphic that I could put on a shirt I'm making for my boyfriend? Deep Space Nine references would be acceptable, as well. [more inside]
posted by sometimes_a_pony at 5:39 PM PST - 47 comments

DC bachlorette party?

Please help me plan a bachlorette party for both brides in DC. [more inside]
posted by Juicylicious at 5:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Is it possible to stay logged in to QQ chat on my iPhone while I'm using other apps?

Is it possible to stay logged in to QQ chat on my iPhone while I'm using other apps? [more inside]
posted by Patrick Leo at 5:31 PM PST - 2 comments

Where in NYC can I find literary/spooky/cinematic/weird places to visit?

I will be holidaying in NYC this month for ten days and am staying near Union Square. Please tell me about literary/spooky/cinematic/weird things to do! [more inside]
posted by hot soup girl at 5:19 PM PST - 20 comments

Rapid Los Angeles trip: What to see?

Rapid Los Angeles trip: What to see? We are nerds, and like art, food, gardens, architecture (I really want to stop by the Bradbury and see downtown). We'll have about 18 hours of free time to use. What can't we miss? [more inside]
posted by gofargogo at 5:12 PM PST - 28 comments

Here come the warm jets.

Feed me machine-sounding music that makes a nice, warm, vibraty feeling go all through my guttiwuts. The exact qualities I'm looking for are rumbly, fuzzy, and enveloping. The piece should not be overtly morose or threatening. Think "listening to the hypnotic sound of warm clothes tumbling in the dryer late at night." [more inside]
posted by Nomyte at 5:09 PM PST - 48 comments

I've Got the Blues Regarding My Auto Insurance DuesInsurance

Going to need auto insurance soon. Where can I find the best rates if I have 3-4 points on my driving record? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 5:05 PM PST - 6 comments

Ideas for "laugh therapy"

I've been really stressed lately, but a few things can make me belly laugh until I forget what I was worried about. Sadly, there are only so many Margaret Cho videos and I think I've already exhausted "Whose Line is it Anyway?" I also find Dan Savage's podcast funny and utterly distracting. What else could I listen to or watch that will make me howl with laughter?
posted by bunderful at 4:21 PM PST - 58 comments

Forever Alone?

Whenever I don't make friends in a situation, I blame myself and feel bad. How should I approach this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:05 PM PST - 17 comments

How to deal with a clingy friend?

How to deal with a clingy friend? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:05 PM PST - 18 comments

Tips for quickly rehoming a cat.

Tips for quickly finding a home for an extremely affectionate, older cat. [more inside]
posted by moira at 4:02 PM PST - 34 comments

Who delivers doughuts in Boston?

I owe a colleague breakfast. Who will deliver a basket of breakfast goodies (bagels, doughnuts, or pastries) to an office in Weston, MA?
posted by jrichards at 3:59 PM PST - 5 comments

Helping the in-laws move cross country by driving a 24' u-haul with a 14' trailer. What do I need to know to survive?

Helping the in-laws move cross country by driving a 24' u-haul with a 14' trailer. What do I need to know to survive? [more inside]
posted by sisquoc15 at 3:55 PM PST - 17 comments

Google Translate

Google Translate - set default "From" language + remember last [more inside]
posted by KRS at 3:51 PM PST - 2 comments

Any good podcasts by couples?

Looking for good podcasts by married or unmarried couples (of any variety) that are just random and conversational, with no particular theme or topic. [more inside]
posted by El Sabor Asiatico at 3:48 PM PST - 15 comments

shake a rock a row ban my space!

I have an all cedar 3 seasons porch and now that the weather is turning fallish I'm looking for interesting and creative ways to utilize the room...it's 10' x 12'. I also have a finished=eque basement that is being used for my office/sitting/extra room for guests that could use some low cost sprucing and more efficient space usage.
posted by gypseefire at 3:42 PM PST - 3 comments

Where, oh where did my retirement go?

How do I find my old retirement account? [more inside]
posted by mrfuga0 at 3:32 PM PST - 11 comments

Where was this picture taken?

Does anybody know the place were this picture was taken?
posted by quizblorg at 2:59 PM PST - 11 comments

Minecraft skins/textures safe download sites?

Paranoid, computer-unsavvy mom seeks advice! My son wants to download skins & texture packs for minecraft. I've lost too many good computers to be willing to risk downloading from unknowns. Looking for a trustworthy site to download skins and/or texture packs for Minecraft. Suggestions?
posted by theplotchickens at 2:56 PM PST - 7 comments

Detemining the value of an MLIS in a post-IT career path.

I'm thinking about jumping ship from IT to library/archival science. Am I nuts? [more inside]
posted by gyges at 2:50 PM PST - 12 comments

Why is my cat craving carbs?

My cat, who has been on a prescription diet for FLUTD for nearly a year, recently started acting much hungrier, and steals our food when she gets the chance. Lately she's been tearing into bread and cereal. Is there a reason she would suddenly crave carbs? [more inside]
posted by pernoctalian at 2:48 PM PST - 6 comments

Woman Seeks Yoga DVD For Early Morning Rendevous.

WSY: Woman seeks intermediate Yoga DVD for at-home practice. [more inside]
posted by sonika at 2:34 PM PST - 5 comments

Help a Vegas virgin out!

It's going to be my first time in Las Vegas. Help me make my 5 days there awesome and super memorable. [more inside]
posted by empatterson at 2:17 PM PST - 29 comments

buy house acroos from school

Would you buy a house that's across the street from an elementary school? [more inside]
posted by ljs30 at 2:08 PM PST - 42 comments

V, I've got. Let's do M and maybe I'll end up with a C.

I'm learning PHP and MySQL, trying to work from scratch before I ramping up to a framework. I've installed a templating system, just to play with it, so my templating/view logic feels well-organized. But how do I organize the other simple DB query code so it's more MVC-ish? [more inside]
posted by circular at 2:08 PM PST - 17 comments

My mail on your phone

A question about my google account on someone else's samsung galaxy phone (and how to get it off that phone) [more inside]
posted by Brodiggitty at 2:07 PM PST - 3 comments

Help us sell our house!

To self-list or not not self-list ... this is the question. Do we list by ourselves thru a discount broker on MLS and use an realtor to help us find a new house or do we go ahead and list thru a standard broker that will do both and pay them the extra % in commission. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by damiano99 at 2:06 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I classify a new sales position?

As an employer in WA state is it better for me to classify a new position as a independent contractor or as an 'outside salesperson'? How do I find out? [more inside]
posted by bq at 1:55 PM PST - 4 comments

Hello Again

How do you go about finding old friends online when they have super-common names? [more inside]
posted by hermitosis at 1:29 PM PST - 16 comments

What should my older outdoorsy dad do to void loneliness over the winter?

What can my divorced older parent do to get away from home and avoid loneliness, particularly in the winter? He likes eating and the outdoors, but isn't religious. A warm spot with built-in company of some type would be ideal. [more inside]
posted by procrastination at 1:29 PM PST - 20 comments

My iPhone Freezes

Help, my iPhone freezes! [more inside]
posted by musofire at 1:19 PM PST - 12 comments

How to best work to end American foreign wars?

Effective steps for the average American citizen to help to end our foreign wars? [more inside]
posted by Kwine at 12:38 PM PST - 25 comments

help anonymize data

Is there a way to Anonymize various excel columns to protect privacy during a presentation? [more inside]
posted by fozzie33 at 12:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Shift Key Problems

Stupid Word Problem: Shift key only produces accented vowels; does not capitalize. [more inside]
posted by little cow make small moo at 12:30 PM PST - 10 comments

Kona Coffee Recommendations?

Visiting the big island in Hawaii, and I'm a coffee lover. Any recommendations on which specific coffee plantations I should visit in the Kailuna-Kona region? [more inside]
posted by jabberjaw at 12:22 PM PST - 9 comments

Bent but not broken, cracked but not croakin'?

Yesterday, as I was bending over to plug something in, I sneezed really hard and popped about 4 vertebrae all at once right in the middle of my back. Right in the spot where I carry all my tension. It felt absolutely amazing and a little dangerous. Is it possible to safely and regularly replicate that release of tension on my own, say once a day? How?
posted by carsonb at 12:20 PM PST - 22 comments

smartphone with best calendar sync?

What mobile phone / smartphone has the best calendar sync (with Lotus Notes 8.5.2) right now? [more inside]
posted by pu9iad at 12:18 PM PST - 4 comments

This disk drive is drivin' me crazy!

I recently purchased a MacBook on eBay (oops?), and everything is in working order, sort of. How can I diagnose this peculiar CD/DVD drive problem, and is the seller making me a good compensatory offer? [more inside]
posted by obscurator at 12:16 PM PST - 6 comments

2002 Audi TT with high miles: worth considering?

Used car question: Is a 2002 Audi TT 2 door Coupe Quattro 6-Speed ALMS Edition with 144,000 miles worth considering for purchase? [more inside]
posted by The Deej at 12:16 PM PST - 17 comments

Friday Night Lights are not, it turns out, that bright.

PhotographyFilter: Teach me how to shoot outside at night under stadium lighting. [more inside]
posted by Snarl Furillo at 12:13 PM PST - 17 comments

Long lasting wood cutting boards

I would like to find a wood cutting board that will last around 3-5 years of moderate to heavy use. [more inside]
posted by waitangi at 11:52 AM PST - 23 comments

Chase credit card privacy settings

Help with Chase's credit card privacy settings... [more inside]
posted by mrunderhill at 11:42 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me find more music like Tara Nevin's version of "Stars Fell on Alabama"

I'm particularly fond of Tara Nevin's rendition of "Stars Fell on Alabama" from the (terrible) film 20 Years After. (It's the only thing that made the film worth watching). It feels like something that could be played at a funeral march in the deep south. How would you categorize this particular piece of music? Dark bluegrass? Help me find more music in this dark and moody style. Slow, fiddle driven is a plus. Somber and dirge-like (musical rather than lyrical), double plus.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 11:27 AM PST - 8 comments

Driving from CA to IA with a cat. Halp.

Help me plan my drive from Oakland, CA to Clinton, IA. Complication: cat. [more inside]
posted by Lutoslawski at 11:26 AM PST - 17 comments

Say cheese, not cheesy!

We're having a photobooth at our wedding. As photobooths can be either cheesy or fun, we need to make some awesome props to push the feature to the Fun end of the spectrum. What should we have? [more inside]
posted by slightly sissy tea hound at 11:15 AM PST - 22 comments

Apple support when support warranty is done?

The support warranty for my ipad 1.0 has expired. I need support but $30 is not reasonable. Where can I get great support for my ipad which is stalling in the same place every time I update it? [more inside]
posted by JJkiss at 11:10 AM PST - 11 comments

Our Garage is HOT!

Cooling a garage rec room? We are buying a house and want to use the garage as an informal hangout space. Problem - we live in Austin, where we've had over 80 days of 100+ degree weather this year. Solution? [more inside]
posted by odayoday at 10:49 AM PST - 10 comments

Where should I livein Tucson, AZ?

Where should I live for two months in Tucson, AZ? [more inside]
posted by skewed at 10:48 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I find a job where I'm useful?

I've found what bothers me about my office job -- my position and what I do is utterly useless. What I do has absolutely no effect on anyone, nor does it increase my employer's profit or success in any measurable way. I've realized this is what leaves me absolutely drained at the end of the work day, though I've spent the day sitting at a desk. It also makes me dread going to work in the morning because I could not feel more like a cog in the machine. What are some jobs where I can actually feel useful or needed, or feel like I'm contributing to society? [more inside]
posted by allseeingabstract at 10:47 AM PST - 25 comments

Put on a little make-up, make-up; make sure they get your good side, good side

Halloween costume: Need make-up source & materials help [more inside]
posted by pointystick at 10:47 AM PST - 7 comments

I'm not a lizard, am I?

After I spend a couple of hours curling, I come home and often get so cold my entire body shakes and I absolutely cannot warm up. What's going on and how do I stop it? [more inside]
posted by marylynn at 10:44 AM PST - 20 comments

Dog training that doesn't involve pain.

I'm adopting a Border Collie puppy in two months. I want to take a different approach to training this time - no hitting or swatting. What books and other resources can I get now to teach myself the proper way to do this? [more inside]
posted by Pericardium at 10:42 AM PST - 24 comments

Based on my eyes and a hunch I conclude these two variables are statistically different?

How can I test if one predictor variable in a regression is significantly better than another predictor variable? i.e. If I regress X against A I get an r^2 of .99 and when I regress X against B I get .98. I need a test to see whether this difference is statistically significant. [more inside]
posted by vegetableagony at 10:37 AM PST - 16 comments

Transferring money from a French account

I have money in a French bank account and to transfer it to the U.S. Please help me! [more inside]
posted by la_rousse at 10:20 AM PST - 10 comments

Copyright infringement for $100, Alex

Using a "Jeopardy" concept for an internal training video. Swimming in murky legal waters? [more inside]
posted by smelvis at 10:17 AM PST - 5 comments

What are some interesting things to do in Tokyo and Kyoto for 8 days?

What are some interesting things to do in Tokyo and Kyoto for 8 days? [more inside]
posted by Average Mario at 10:14 AM PST - 17 comments

Can you explain this old convention regarding days and dates?

Please explain these old newspaper customs regarding days and dates. [more inside]
posted by entropicamericana at 10:01 AM PST - 4 comments

LGA to Stamford, CT?

What's the best way to get from La Guardia airport (LGA) to Stamford, CT during the evening rush hour? A lot of details inside. [more inside]
posted by dersins at 9:57 AM PST - 13 comments

Surely there is SOMETHING good there?

Restaurant suggestions in Vancouver, WA? [more inside]
posted by Mister Fabulous at 9:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Educational programs and movies

What are some cool kids movies or television programs that are not documentaries, are educational, engaging, and do not simply teach values & behavior? [more inside]
posted by crapmatic at 9:33 AM PST - 32 comments

How to write an SQL query in unix?

I'd like to perform an SQL query with outer joins, from text files on my PC, using only a unix emulator. Is this possible on my PC? How would I write and execute it? [more inside]
posted by RobinFiveWords at 9:19 AM PST - 16 comments

Frothy caffeinated goodness

I want an espresso maker. I like plain espresso shots, and I like frothy milk drinks. I am entirely undecided if I want to go for expensive does-everything-for-you-but-drink-it or inexpensive. I don't have a wide space for it (deep, not wide). I would like something that will last, and I don't want pods and I do not want a Moka pot. I will buy a burr grinder if the machine doesn't do the grinding for me. [more inside]
posted by jeather at 9:03 AM PST - 23 comments

Cleaning comforter?

I have an amazing old down comforter that reeks of a mixture of death and b.o. There are no washing instructions on it. How do I get this thing clean/smelling good? Caveat: It is massive, and my apt has a pretty old-school washing machine and dryer. [more inside]
posted by windbox at 9:00 AM PST - 17 comments

Lost my specs

I'm looking for a relatively inexpensive optometrist in NYC, as I don't currently have vision coverage, any recommendations? I've checked this out on Brokelyn anyone specifically have experience with Luxeye?
posted by edbles at 8:52 AM PST - 5 comments

Sugar in Market Spice?

Market Spice tea is allegedly only sweetened with orange oil and cinnamon, but to me it tastes like sugar. Is there really no sugar in Market Spice? Does this vary by company/maker/country? Is the same for Decaf and Rooibos Market Spice? My wife is low-carbing and I'm pregnant - we both need to stay away from sugar, but love this tea. We buy it at a tea shop - no ingredients listed.
posted by arcticwoman at 8:40 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I categorize sentence structures?

I'm looking for academic linguistic papers and/or books on classification of sentence structures. (Should I turn on the languagehat signal?) [more inside]
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 8:31 AM PST - 9 comments

What's your Android 3 wearing?

Any suggestions for a protective yet stylish case or cover for the Android 3 (Verizon)? This is my first smartphone and I got it a week ago. I am so afraid that I am going to drop this "heavy" thing. And yes I am over 40.
posted by sandra194 at 8:06 AM PST - 16 comments

Half-way between calm analysis and outright panic mode

I'll be graduating with my Master of Library Science in the spring of 2012. My focus has been with diverse populations and technology training. I want to work in a public library when I graduate, but I'm a little daunted by the public sector job market (and just the general job market). What should I be doing to increase my chances for employment as much as possible, and what can I do to make possible unemployed job searching as painless as possible. [more inside]
posted by codacorolla at 7:24 AM PST - 24 comments

Need to find a CBT therapist in midtown or north brooklyn.

I'm looking for a CBT therapist that takes Aetna insurance in either midtown Manhattan or in North Brooklyn. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:16 AM PST - 1 comment

Poker in public on Staten Island?

Trying to plan a small, low-key, co-ed bachelor party on Staten Island involving poker, but where? [more inside]
posted by heatvision at 7:14 AM PST - 1 comment

Consumption Tax theory. Where should I go beyond the basics?

Consumption Tax theory. Where should I go beyond the basics? [more inside]
posted by a robot made out of meat at 7:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Dish towel pinch holder thingy

I've had this dish towel holder thingy stuck to my washing machine since forever. You slide the towel down into little slots and it holds them by pinching. It's plastic, has no moving parts, and it attached to the washing machine (or anything else) with some adhesive pads on the back. Are these available somewhere? Pic 1 Pic 2
posted by SampleSize at 7:06 AM PST - 12 comments

This is making my head hurt.

Attention mathletes! Help me with some real-life algebra. [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 7:01 AM PST - 17 comments

Ten mile run route suggestion for Pittsburgh

Pittsburghers who are runners/joggers, I need your help planning a route for an out of town visitor. [more inside]
posted by librarianamy at 6:54 AM PST - 7 comments

What characteristics exemplify a disciplined person?

What characteristics exemplify a disciplined person? [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 6:54 AM PST - 10 comments

Mind My Own Business

Looking for good books about the business of freelance writing. [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 5:17 AM PST - 3 comments

Eating in Brisbane

Heading to Brisbane for a week - Where are good child friendly places to eat? Staying in Toowong if that makes a difference - will have a car. Do I head to the valley for asian supermarkets?
posted by the noob at 5:10 AM PST - 4 comments

Tips for cover letters and followups in the Toronto IT market?

Hi - I am applying for technical writing jobs in Toronto, and - like many people - I find that I don't have a clear idea how to write good cover letters. I am also not sure how assertive a cover letter should be, or how long I should wait before following up. I also wonder whether I need to explain why my job history is a bit convoluted. Hivemind, can you please help? [more inside]
posted by tallmiddleagedgeek at 3:59 AM PST - 8 comments

Washington Cigarettes?

Do Washington brand cigarettes exist in the US? I have seen them on Breaking Bad and other TV shows and movies. [more inside]
posted by CCBC at 3:29 AM PST - 11 comments

10s. 6d.

Pre-war British currency. [more inside]
posted by three blind mice at 2:45 AM PST - 15 comments

Doubts about a breakup, what should I do?

I need your experience and advice on a break-up issue. Please read my way too long post. Thanks [more inside]
posted by dude22 at 2:10 AM PST - 21 comments

If you'd read Murakami in the original then you'd know that ...

Are Haruki Murakami's books very different when read in Japanese? [more inside]
posted by From Bklyn at 2:08 AM PST - 10 comments

HOWTO: Sleep on a plane?

I am embarking on an 8 hour red eye flight. When I arrive I'm going to have to very shortly thereafter attend a funeral. What is the best way to ensure sleeping on a plane? [more inside]
posted by pmv at 1:35 AM PST - 35 comments

Jewish folk song?

What is this tune? (Possibly a Hasidic folk song?) [more inside]
posted by lewedswiver at 1:29 AM PST - 3 comments

Little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously

How do I learn to take myself less seriously and be less earnest and self-absorbed? I've been slowly trying to improve my personality, and I've mostly focused on dialing down my general air of creepiness and intensity through the usual methods of therapy and meds. However, I haven't really tried to change my general air of self-seriousness. I still write/perform poetry and mope around listening to Bright Eyes (which is apparently unattractive). It seems, reading through various sites, that this is the next thing I should change. I'm just wondering if there are any general tips? I go out, I drink, I have fun, and I'll laugh at Peep Show and Misfits and old Simpsons episodes. But I'm wondering how I can start to laugh at myself, or if its even desirable.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 1:19 AM PST - 130 comments

James Earl Jones movie title?

What is this movie I can only recall one scene from? Starring James Earl Jones. [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 12:28 AM PST - 3 comments

September 12

Why can't I motivate myself to make necessary life changes?

I know what will make my life better. So why don't I do what it takes? [more inside]
posted by miltoncat at 10:10 PM PST - 36 comments

alt-non-fiction

Unique approaches to nonfiction storytelling. In Mr. Wilson's Cabinet of Wonder, Lawrence Weschler tells the saga of how a strange museum came into being. He interweaves stories of the museum's founder with stories of the artifacts displayed. The effect is a comfortable narrative of seemingly diverse and difficult topics. What are some other narrative strategies for relating an informative and entertaining nonfiction story? I'm not looking for book recommendations but details of interesting and accessible approaches to odd material that may be biographical.
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 9:12 PM PST - 12 comments

Had I known I would have stocked up!

Much to my dismay, Clinique has discontinued my favorite Almost Makeup tinted moisturizer. I've used it every day for years and now I need a replacement. [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 9:10 PM PST - 24 comments

Can you make me come?

Help me improve sex with my boyfriend. NSFW of course. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:00 PM PST - 17 comments

Demonstration speech ideas for a girl who can't cook or craft

What would be a good topic for a 5-6-minute demonstration speech in a college speech class? Caveat: It must involve the use of a tangible, 3D object, but I have absolutely no ability with crafts, cooking, or sports. [more inside]
posted by datarose at 8:23 PM PST - 48 comments

Cheap car rentals in Hawaii?

Cheap car rentals in Hawaii? [more inside]
posted by Jaybo at 8:10 PM PST - 23 comments

Online platform for PhD students?

What kind of online platform can I use to run a PhD writing/goal setting group? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 7:45 PM PST - 6 comments

Can I take beta blockers and still study/exercise at my normal capacity?

I am a PhD student 6 weeks from my oral exam. I am also an avid runner. I've just been prescribed beta blockers for recurring migraine - will I screw up both/neither of the above if I take them? [more inside]
posted by lxs at 7:28 PM PST - 13 comments

How dangerous is horseback riding, comparatively?

Can someone help me find a some stats about the relative dangerous-ness of horseback riding to other common sports/activities? [more inside]
posted by gummo at 7:21 PM PST - 9 comments

Animal-related Christmas puns

Pet-related Christmas puns? Help! [more inside]
posted by pseudonymph at 7:12 PM PST - 12 comments

But I know they're not Lost in the Trees

I heard this band I really liked when I was at work around 11pm central standard time, on Jimmy Fallon, two Fridays ago. They were a mostly African American band playing rock. I had my husband check the cable guide when he got home and he says that they were a band called Lost in the Trees. I looked them up and they are a white blue grass band. My google-fu has failed me. Who was this band I liked so much?
posted by Issithe at 7:00 PM PST - 11 comments

ID a very vaguely remembered video game from a friend's childhood

Help identify this (possibly) black and white NES (or SNES or Genesis) video game! [more inside]
posted by kitty teeth at 6:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Weird damp smell coming from toilet in new apartment. How to fix it?

Weird damp smell coming from toilet in new apartment. How to fix it? [more inside]
posted by pravit at 6:15 PM PST - 9 comments

Looking for a body wash that meets certain criteria.

I must be weird, but all I want from a body wash or shower gel is to get clean -- not moisturized, not fragranced, just clean. Can anyone help me find a brand that meets my particular criteria? [more inside]
posted by Kat Allison at 5:48 PM PST - 64 comments

Help me find the clock I want

Ugh. Help me find a clock with the features I want. [more inside]
posted by Ephilation at 5:19 PM PST - 8 comments

Need a musical solution for kitchen-hanging.

Kitchen stereo/new music filter: Do I still want satellite radio? [more inside]
posted by Buffaload at 5:07 PM PST - 10 comments

my nine year old is afraid of growing up

I look for advice and book recommendations on how to help my 9 yr old daughter feel more comfortable growing up and face the new challenges. [more inside]
posted by akomom at 4:21 PM PST - 34 comments

Clearly not "rubber tire repairer".

NYC Bureaucracy Filter: I would like the ability to apply for clerical jobs at public universities in New York like SUNY or CUNY, or other clerical jobs in the city should they be of interest. I am aware I need to take a Civil Services Exam. However: here is the list of exams they have, and I do not see anything that seems to apply. What the HELL kind of exam do I need to take?
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:13 PM PST - 10 comments

Painted hoodie needs knows-it-all help

I have a lovely sweater-jacket thing from Lululemon that I got white house primer on (Zinzer white primer). [more inside]
posted by Slackermagee at 4:06 PM PST - 6 comments

"Knew this was one way ticket, but you know I had to come. Love you wife."

Besides "The Abyss," what are some other Sci Fi movies in which a demonstration of a protagonist's love (for either spouse or family member) ends up being what saves the world? [more inside]
posted by egeanin at 4:05 PM PST - 41 comments

How to reset CMOS on a Samsung N150

How to reset CMOS on a Samsung N150 netbook? [more inside]
posted by KokuRyu at 3:34 PM PST - 5 comments

I will never clean again.

How to fix horrific bleach-on-silk tragedy. [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Rattery at 3:30 PM PST - 10 comments

What's the best CMS for this project on banned books

What's the best CMS for this project? [more inside]
posted by johnofjack at 3:28 PM PST - 12 comments

Masquerade/Halloween costume ideas

Need a tasteful and affordable masquerade/Halloween costume. [more inside]
posted by bluelight at 3:24 PM PST - 6 comments

I want to be in stitches!

Sewingfilter: Hand sewing versus machine sewing, and what stitches to use? [more inside]
posted by Heretical at 3:21 PM PST - 13 comments

How big of guns do I need to bring to this battle?

Roaches, how worried should I be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:10 PM PST - 22 comments

What would the check-digit be on this string: K1506235620?

What would the check-digit be on this string: K1506235620? [more inside]
posted by JPigford at 2:47 PM PST - 6 comments

How to cultivate your rolodex without overtilling?

What, if anything, do you do to keep in touch with old contacts when you don't really have any reason (providing or asking for a reference, answering questions, etc.) to speak with them? [more inside]
posted by Kurichina at 2:35 PM PST - 12 comments

Why are songs written in the key that they are?

Are songs in particular musical keys supposed to have a particular character? I don't mean whether the song is in a major or minor key, but different fundamental notes. Should songs in A minor have a particular feelings associated with them, that songs in D minor wouldn't? Why do people write songs in one key, but not another? Is it mostly a matter of instrument tuning or are there some feelings that you need a particular key to evoke? Is it mostly arbitrary? Do individual songs feel different if you transpose them up or down a key or three?
posted by empath at 2:24 PM PST - 23 comments

Female premature orgasm

Any advice or tips for a woman who orgasms prematurely? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:19 PM PST - 17 comments

Hay guys, Y U no like Sarah?

Music filter: Just what is wrong with sister Sarah? [more inside]
posted by phunniemee at 2:02 PM PST - 18 comments

When should I take my Synthroid?

Please help me figure out when to take my daily dose of Synthroid. I know it shouldn't be this hard, but none of the options I come up with are working. [more inside]
posted by stellaluna at 1:59 PM PST - 22 comments

I want my fitness groove back.

Feeling like my fitness gains have stalled. I'm really frustrated. What am I doing wrong? [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 1:50 PM PST - 14 comments

How much should I charge to MC a gala fundraising dinner?

I've been invited to emcee a gala dinner for a nonprofit. They are paying me for my talents, but I don't have anything other than random guesses about how much to charge, and their initial offer was basically "money is no object," which actually make it harder for me. Are there any resources out there that can help me narrow down a range to work from?
posted by yiftach at 1:44 PM PST - 11 comments

A Rubik's cube of minor health problems--are they related?

I am having trouble sleeping, which is leading to minor migraines. In addition I have a host a minor ailments and am not sure which problem to try and solve first, and which flavor of medicine would be the most helpful. In other words, I feel stuck. [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 1:33 PM PST - 25 comments

Obama Cares About Me?

Can someone please explain to me, simply, how my life will be better with Obama's health plan? [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 1:32 PM PST - 33 comments

Give me your best pesto!

I have recently discovered green pea pesto and cilantro pesto. Both are amazingly delicious! What are some other non-traditional pesto recipes that will make my taste buds sing?
posted by sadtomato at 1:12 PM PST - 34 comments

Is he a player or am I nuts or both?

What should I do about this romantic episode? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:01 PM PST - 40 comments

Am I Wiki-Defamed Forever?

Someone wrote nasty, upsetting things about me on the Wikipedia page about me. I edited them out, but they're on the edit history page forever, right? Anything I can do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:59 PM PST - 22 comments

Left, right, right, cry, steal Mom's glasses and throw them on the floor, left, left, right

What data-coding problems are sufficiently like my data-coding problem to have built good software solutions to handle it? Or can I write something myself? [more inside]
posted by heyforfour at 12:54 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I protect my temporary crown from my night time tooth grinding without my nightguard?

For night-time tooth grinders who have also had a temporary dental crown: do you have any tips on keeping my temporary crown intact while I can't wear my night guard? [more inside]
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 12:53 PM PST - 9 comments

SyncFIlter: iCal, Google Calendar, Android

How best to sync iCal and Google Calendar so that my laptop and Android device update one another? [more inside]
posted by alexandermatheson at 12:30 PM PST - 7 comments

What would you recommend as a good HDD/DVD video recorder?

I've used the Toshiba RD-XS32SU recorder for years; it's an excellent device for recording tv programs and making dvds. It has a wide variety of extremely useful editing features. Although it's no longer being made since Toshiba decided to focus on blu-ray, it's been long regarded as the premiere video recorder. Alas, my recorder is now refusing to recognize any brand of disc when I try to load. The only way it will accept a disc is after it's been unplugged for several hours. Then it will load one disc, but after that, no more. Since college football season is here and I record many games and burn them to dvds, I'm in the market for a reliable recorder. What models do you recommend, techie members of the hive mind? Are there any reasonably priced ones that include the editing features of the Toshiba RD-XS32SU? Thanks in advance!
posted by ragtimepiano at 12:27 PM PST - 3 comments

electric motor noise-- just for safety? and where can I find proof of this?

I have heard that the electric motor in a household blender continues to be noisy, even though the technology for a quieter one exist, is due to some sort of safety standard. I searched everywhere I can, but couldn't find any literature/ actual protocol to back this up. Does the hive mind have an inkling as to where I could find legit, cite-able sources for this?
posted by atetrachordofthree at 12:23 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I tell people I have social anxiety?

I've suffered from severe social anxiety for around 7 years. It's not as paralyzing as it once was but I still find it very difficult to talk to people. I never know what to say in social situations so I keep pretty quiet which seems to make people really uncomfortable. I've been told I across as aloof and self involved. I feel like I should let people know why I'm so quiet but I feel weird telling people that I have social anxiety. Is there a way I can communicate that I have a hard time talking to people without coming across as a weirdo.
posted by Chenko at 12:23 PM PST - 18 comments

Different home/away DNS servers

My wireless router's DNS server is always kinda borked for some reason. Google's DNS works great. However, when I connect from campus, Google DNS doesn't work, but the campus DNS servers are fine with me. Is there any way I can tell my Windows 7 computer with one wireless adapter to use different settings for this depending on what wireless network I'm on? (The home DNS does return results, it just periodically starts thinking that Google is Yahoo, Sourceforge is Bing, other such weirdness.)
posted by gracedissolved at 12:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Igneous? Metamorphic?

I'm trying to remember a quote from a book about relationships where the man tells the woman he can be her rock so that she can be free as a feather or something to that effect. [more inside]
posted by Cogito at 12:03 PM PST - 2 comments

Prospective Employer Asking for Social Security # - my rights & protections

I've been approached by a firm about a position they need to fill. Staff is enthusiastic and after several conversations, I received an e-mail from their HR head asking to fill out an application form. Did it over the weekend but now she's asking me for my social security # to verify my education credentials. Trying to get out of it, but they're acting like there's no other option. [more inside]
posted by gov_moonbeam at 11:57 AM PST - 23 comments

What Can They Do To Us If We Break Our Michigan Lease?

Help us figure out the risks and ramifications of breaking our lease in Ann Arbor, MI. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 11:45 AM PST - 8 comments

How to co-parent effectively?

How can I effectively co-parent with a hostile ex? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:43 AM PST - 25 comments

Don't want to wait any longer

What is appropriate etiquette for criticising a doctor's secretarial staff? [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 11:42 AM PST - 13 comments

How can I get the latency/delay out of my phone calls?

How can I get the delay/latency out of my cell-via-network-extender calls or Skype calls or both? Verizon says it's Comcast and Comcast says everything's fine. Could it be my router? Is this just par for the course? I don't want to go back to landline but have to have a good phone line for my home business. [more inside]
posted by Askr at 11:22 AM PST - 8 comments

Looking for a Service to duplicate and ship 100+ 500GB USB drives a month

Looking for a Service to duplicate and ship 100+ 500GB USB drives a month [more inside]
posted by bottlebrushtree at 10:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Reading List for True Blood Character - Life/Death/Spirituality

Give me a hypothetical reading list for Jesus Velasquez of True Blood. (Warning: True Blood finale SPOILERS inside.) [more inside]
posted by Dukat at 10:42 AM PST - 3 comments

Automatic highlighting

CSS/Javascript filter: I have a website that is one long page, broken into sections. It includes a side menu; if you click on one of the links in the side menu, it automatically scrolls to that section. How can I set it up so that whichever section is on-screen automatically highlights the side-menu section? [more inside]
posted by nushustu at 9:51 AM PST - 4 comments

HOA headache

Is my Homeowners Association being arbitrary and capricious in enforcing its rules? [more inside]
posted by teg4rvn at 9:49 AM PST - 22 comments

What are these linens used for?

What are these strangely shaped table linens inherited from my Japanese Step-Grandmother? [more inside]
posted by shmurley at 9:45 AM PST - 21 comments

cat care conundrum

What should I do with my cats while we have some chemical work done in our house? [more inside]
posted by mmmmbobo at 9:32 AM PST - 10 comments

Walking is supposed to be fun...!

Help me curb this frustrating puppy behaviour! [more inside]
posted by torisaur at 9:26 AM PST - 24 comments

How do I get my cat back after letting him outside too early after a move?

How do I get my cat back after letting him outside too early after a move? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 9:17 AM PST - 8 comments

"Hey I had a really great time not kissing you tonight!"

I've got to confront this girl about her mixed messages, but how do I do that? [more inside]
posted by OrangeDrink at 9:12 AM PST - 33 comments

Hypothetically was this person fired?

[Hypothetical Employment Legal Filter] In the following hypothetical employment situation, is the law being broken? If so where? Is it legally worth pursuing this and putting a hypothetical person’s business prospects in jeopardy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:07 AM PST - 9 comments

Foursquare integration in other apps?

Looking for interesting examples of Foursquare integration in mobile apps. [more inside]
posted by gwint at 9:02 AM PST - 2 comments

What's the best

Is the Atlantis Hotel Dubai the best hotel in Dubai for families? It's very confusing reading all the reviews on sites like tripadvisor etc. [more inside]
posted by itchychin at 8:27 AM PST - 3 comments

Is there any way I can attend this concert?

I reeeally want to go to a concert. The concert is 18+ only, and I am still a few months shy of that. Is there anything I can do, along the lines of calling the concert venue or the band? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:17 AM PST - 25 comments

Does this manual stimulation technique shown by a neatly-dressed guy work as advertised?

[Very, very NSFW] Does this manual stimulation technique for women actually work, or is it just a gimmick with this particular woman? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:17 AM PST - 16 comments

One more does he/doesn't he for the books...

[Dating Filter] Sh*t or get off the pot? (Metaphorically speaking!) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:07 AM PST - 20 comments

Let's get fired up

We had our home inspection and then a request for repairs. The seller has agreed to make the repairs. We have however come to a road block. The day of the inspection the seller was there for a few minutes and spoke with the inspector. Seller said he couldn't get the oil furnace to fire. He thought that it was simply a matter of not enough oil. He left us to our inspection. When the inspector got to the furnace he couldn't get it to fire either. He checked the oil level and said there was definitely enough for it to fire. We listed it on our repair addendum that it must be fully serviced and working prior to final walk through. Their agent has come back stating that the seller has replaced and repaired everything that can be on the furnace and it is only the lack of oil causing it to not fire. What do we do? [more inside]
posted by MayNicholas at 8:07 AM PST - 27 comments

"Hand over your adjectives and no one gets hurt!"

"American English is like a mugger in a back alley who, instead of taking your wallet, takes your pocket dictionary". I read a quote in this vein a while ago and I'm trying to identify the actual quote and the source.
posted by chara at 8:02 AM PST - 4 comments

Deploying from source control?

What's the best way to deploy a web app from source control? I'm using Eclipse and Subversion, and what I'd really like is the ability to check in a project, then push a button somewhere to have the server pull the latest version, then run deployment code included in the repository in order build the project, copy files, etc, and then restart the web server. [more inside]
posted by delmoi at 7:50 AM PST - 10 comments

Thoughts about hiring a deaf nanny?

We (a few families in the neighborhood with kids in the toddler range) are hiring a new nanny. We've interviewed a nice young woman who is hearing impaired. Without trying to sound like a jerk, are there things that we should think about in this situation? [more inside]
posted by k8t at 7:30 AM PST - 32 comments

I don't want to be the egg basket here

Follow-through on a promise I didn't make? I told a senior work colleague that I might be available to help with a project that will be starting soon. (Emphasis on the "might"!) Now that the time is approaching, I've found that it will be extremely difficult for me to work on said project for a variety of reasons. [more inside]
posted by SymphonyNumberNine at 7:06 AM PST - 14 comments

Samsung I5801

Samsung I5801 texts/contacts problem. [more inside]
posted by monkey closet at 6:56 AM PST - 1 comment

Can UTI = Pregnancy?

Can a UTI be an early sign of pregnancy? (Possibly NSFW) [more inside]
posted by ThaBombShelterSmith at 6:55 AM PST - 11 comments

Shenandoah B&Bs?

Help. Mrs. McMurphy's birthday is this weekend. We've been planning to go out to a nice (you know, "cute", but not crushingly frilly) B&B in the Shenandoahs. Of course, last minute planning is constraining our options. Airbnb has been good to me in the past, but whats available now seems to have more of the "extra room at my house" kind of vibe than "remote romantic spot in the country" vibe that we're looking for. Any suggestions or experiences with nice, interesting places to stay - not necessarily strictly bed and breakfast, even - in the area? Bonus points for other activity suggestions in the region.
posted by RandlePatrickMcMurphy at 6:54 AM PST - 5 comments

How much to tip for men's haircut?

How much should I tip a hairdresser for a men's haircut in the US? $5? $10? 10%? 25%? How much money signals that you are thrilled with the cut, rather than just okay with it? Thoughts from people who have worked in barber shops and salons would be most appreciated.
posted by mortaddams at 6:42 AM PST - 29 comments

How was Gmail hacked?

How is my child's Gmail account being used to send spam to his contacts? There has, according to Gmail's Activity Information, been no access from any IP address not known to me. [more inside]
posted by MarkWBennett at 6:32 AM PST - 22 comments

Can I repost an AP picture on my blog?

Can I post an AP picture on my blog, provided I am not gaining in any commercial way? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:22 AM PST - 7 comments

Bioelectromagnetism...How the %$# does it work?

Bioelectromagnetism...How the %$# does it work? [more inside]
posted by Caravantea at 6:22 AM PST - 13 comments

No Suh!!! I can't find this shirt nowhere! Please Help Chowts!

ATTENTION Boston Red Sox Fans!!!! Need help finding a certain shirt in XXL (if it still exists)... [more inside]
posted by littleredwagon at 5:10 AM PST - 8 comments

What CMS can I use to make a web-based database?

Help me make a website which is a database, without writing a whole new CMS. [more inside]
posted by Mwongozi at 4:30 AM PST - 15 comments

Opening the Pandora Braclet Box

Pandora Braclet. My wife would like one. I want to appease the wife. Have you bought one online (in US) if so, where and were you able to save money via buy it in the store? [more inside]
posted by bleucube at 4:14 AM PST - 9 comments

Mother-in-law troubles

I need some help regarding my prospective mother-in-law's involvement in our lives. [more inside]
posted by smockpuppet at 3:55 AM PST - 24 comments

Comix recommendations for the Kindle

Comix recommendations for the Kindle 3? [more inside]
posted by beshtya at 3:28 AM PST - 3 comments

friendly bistro in Paris

Help me and my group find a friendly diner in Paris? [more inside]
posted by welovelife at 3:17 AM PST - 6 comments

Where to watch US Open in NYC?

Where to watch US Open in NYC? [more inside]
posted by Juicy Avenger at 2:16 AM PST - 2 comments

Where my army of robots?

I'd like to automate the creation of online exercises on my company's platform (as in: automatically generated matching, multiple choice, highlighting activities). [more inside]
posted by mammary16 at 1:18 AM PST - 2 comments

Is it ok to choose to (temporarily) not interact with my depressed teen sister? What's the best way to provide very distant support?

Is it ok to choose to (temporarily) not interact with my depressed teen sister? What's the best way to provide very distant support? [more inside]
posted by ad4pt at 1:17 AM PST - 43 comments

Caramelised chutney, fixes or suggestions for use

Yesterday, I had a go at making a green tomato chutney, following the recipe here. Unfortunatly, I seem to have had the heat a little high and have caramelised the sugar, turning it into what can only be described as chutney toffee. Is there any way of turning it more viscous and chutney-like again or am I stuck?
posted by DonnChadh at 12:48 AM PST - 5 comments

"A bad dancer blames his feet" -- Russian proverb

Please help me find wedding-appropriate music with a Salsa-like beat, that is not exactly Salsa. [more inside]
posted by blindcarboncopy at 12:17 AM PST - 7 comments

Command, Conquer, and Friend.

Looking for recommendations for modern (but not futuristic/space opera-y) social/multiplayer war games. [more inside]
posted by mreleganza at 12:10 AM PST - 9 comments

September 11

Daily check-in emergency response service? Real or pony?

I could have sworn I read a question about this recently, but I can't find it. Isn't there some kind of service (mostly for elderly, I believe) in which the person has to check in each day - and if the person doesn't check in, there's a response plan that goes into effect? [more inside]
posted by crankyrogalsky at 10:36 PM PST - 9 comments

Replacing the frame on a 54cm Cannondale Six13 Feminine

Earlier this year I bought my wife a used 54cm Cannondale Six13 Feminine 3 Compact via Craigslist. It was in mint condition and I basically bought for a small fraction of the retail price - the lady who was selling it got it as a gift from her ex-boyfriend and just wanted to get rid of it. However, I misjudged my wife's frame size - she should be riding a smaller bike. Being that this bike has great components, I have decided to replace the frame. Help me do it! [more inside]
posted by gertzedek at 10:35 PM PST - 9 comments

Male-dominated workplaces that work for women - the good, the better and the best

I'm wondering about what measures can be taken to increase gender diversity in male-dominated workplaces. For women who work in male-dominated fields - how did your company's culture contribute to creating an appealing work environment for you? What can be done to build and foster this kind of culture? [more inside]
posted by remixnine at 10:15 PM PST - 26 comments

Help me defy the Jacket-Industrial complex

Looking for a Bay Area tailor to shorten my Dickies jacket. [more inside]
posted by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey at 10:01 PM PST - 3 comments

It's like a hug...

I keep seeing commercials for the Thundershirt, which is supposed to be like a "hug' for anxious animals. Does something like this work for people? [more inside]
posted by sweetkid at 9:39 PM PST - 20 comments

and your name is..? oh hi, mom.

tactics from other dyscalculaics about improving face-name recognition? [more inside]
posted by patricking at 9:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Tagline Brainstorming

Help me refine ideas for my publishing house name and tagline. [more inside]
posted by R2WeTwo at 9:18 PM PST - 6 comments

Which courses to become a good PT?

Personal trainer course (ie cert III & IV fitness) in Melbourne, Australia - what should I be looking for? Any recommendations or advice? [more inside]
posted by lifethatihavenotlivedyet at 9:09 PM PST - 2 comments

Please help me find an older book about secret experiments, the Antichrist, and quite possibly the end of the world.

Help-me-find-a-book-filter: a group of doctors is experimenting with death to find out if there's an afterlife. They unexpectedly unleash the Antichrist, who metes out mayhem and dire prophecies upon the unsuspecting mortal world. [more inside]
posted by i feel possessed at 9:07 PM PST - 2 comments

Toddler dress-up time!

I'd like to start collecting dress up clothes for my toddler daughter, but need ideas and tips. [more inside]
posted by Nickel Pickle at 9:05 PM PST - 21 comments

Are there any cute B&B's accessible via train from Philly?

Looking for trip ideas from Philadelphia sans car. Trip length: 4 days, including travel. Would prefer train to plane. Ideal would be Cape Cod, but with train/ferry, we would eat up two days just getting there/back. Ideas? [more inside]
posted by melodykramer at 9:03 PM PST - 4 comments

What's that thing on their heads?

What is this weird (quasi?)-Egyptian headdress. [more inside]
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 8:07 PM PST - 6 comments

I also have a pain in my ass, but lets talk about the one in my foot.

Can you speculate on what might be causing this foot pain? [more inside]
posted by jacquilynne at 7:27 PM PST - 17 comments

What could be?

What is this circular thing the size of a small pea below my left rib cage? [more inside]
posted by LittleMissItneg at 7:15 PM PST - 13 comments

How long does it take for Zoloft to have an effect?

Sertraline (Zoloft) questions: (a) Typical number of days/weeks required from the start of taking medication until the onset of effect, and (b) first hand experiences with daily dosage in adult males relative to body weight and efficacy, 20 mg vs 40 mg?)
posted by thewalrus at 7:05 PM PST - 5 comments

Crushing...just as painful as it sounds.

I have an embarrassing, painful crush on someone in my tiny grad school program. How to stop thinking about them in this way? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:29 PM PST - 29 comments

Are these boots legit?!

Ralph Lauren Sahara burnished calf boot - $150 at DSW. Any info? [more inside]
posted by leedly at 6:02 PM PST - 5 comments

Breast reduction cost without insurance?

Does anyone have experience getting a breast reduction without insurance? [more inside]
posted by ohsnapdragon at 5:43 PM PST - 7 comments

downloads to tube tv?

Noob electronics. I want to connect the following units. A Panasonic (old tube type, but nice big screen) tv, DVD player, and my MacBook Pro. The tv has one input, the VCR many. Do I need a 'modulator'? But more important, is there a way to get my digital downloads to the TV?
posted by ebesan at 5:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Planning a scenic drive to see the fall foliage in Vermont

Experiencing the fall foliage in Vermont, by car, from NYC, in 2.5 days. Help me plan! [more inside]
posted by Opal at 5:37 PM PST - 12 comments

Sure, Google and Amazon.com, but who else?

Jobsearchfilter: I'm a year away from a B.S. in biochemistry and computer science. As a recent graduate, my primary objective and my most valuable skill would be to learn new things. Please help me brainstorm software companies that will hire smart, ignorant people and train them in-house (i.e., the companies whose recruiters ask about graph traversals, not dependency injection in PicoContainer). [more inside]
posted by d. z. wang at 5:13 PM PST - 14 comments

Does anyone remember the old CompuServe text adventure game, "CastleQuest?"

Does anyone remember the old CompuServe text adventure game, "CastleQuest?" [more inside]
posted by Juffo-Wup at 5:10 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I manage my depression without no organization?

How can I, as a supremely unorganized (and deaf) person, manage my depression so that I can finally finish my studies in time (deadline: early 2013)? [more inside]
posted by sparrowspike at 4:34 PM PST - 6 comments

Live but not live

I would like to see music videos that are live-take performances but not recordings from gigs. Help please! [more inside]
posted by timshel at 4:22 PM PST - 35 comments

Health note topic?

I need to write my law school note on a health law issue. Do you have any suggestions for a timely or interesting topic? [more inside]
posted by AAAAAThatsFiveAs at 4:00 PM PST - 30 comments

Chicago copycat recipes

Are there any groups that try to create copycat recipes of local Chicago restaurant food? [more inside]
posted by Snackpants at 3:48 PM PST - 6 comments

Gotta eat to live gotta live to eat. On three legs, no less.

I am freaking out because I think I might be underfeeding our recovering cat. [more inside]
posted by Medieval Maven at 3:34 PM PST - 16 comments

This is gonna sound weird

Can I get some guidance on commissioning a black velvet painting? [more inside]
posted by kafziel at 3:26 PM PST - 4 comments

Fun little games for LDR.

Internet interactivity for long-distance relationship; games for non-gamer girlfriend. [more inside]
posted by Buckt at 2:55 PM PST - 21 comments

How many taxi stands at ORD?

How many taxi stands at ORD? [more inside]
posted by keasby at 2:48 PM PST - 6 comments

Is there a single (industry based) RSS feed which lists all new UK dvd and blu-ray releases?

Is there a single (industry based) RSS feed which lists all new UK dvd and blu-ray releases? [more inside]
posted by feelinglistless at 2:38 PM PST - 0 comments

Seeking opinions on career options and life directions for a young geologist - please weigh in with your experiences!

I'm a young geologist considering long-term career options and life directions. Please tell me about your experiences (as a geologist) in grad school, industry, or government/regulation. Or your experiences working in video/photography, as that is an alternative career path I'm considering. [more inside]
posted by Strudel at 2:15 PM PST - 9 comments

How to make walking a thorough workout?

I'm switching from running to walking as my regular form of exercise but am concerned about getting as much of a workout from walking; any tips? [more inside]
posted by braemar at 2:13 PM PST - 18 comments

Truly matte black tights

Can you recommend a brand of truly matte, opaque, black tights? [more inside]
posted by kellygreen at 2:10 PM PST - 19 comments

Quickbooks and Remote Access

I'm looking for the best way to share a QuickBooks file with a remote site. Working for a small non-profit so resources are limited. We are currently using QuickBooks Pro 2011. [more inside]
posted by mac-way at 2:07 PM PST - 6 comments

Netbook for in-car entertainment

How can I turn my netbook into an in-car entertainment center? What software should I use, and what peripherals would make sense in an in-car setting? [more inside]
posted by mdavis1982 at 2:03 PM PST - 2 comments

Help me climb!

I am relatively new to climbing. Help me increase the endurance of my forearms. [more inside]
posted by prunes at 2:00 PM PST - 29 comments

Can you still buy a simple cable television setup?

I need a really simple digital cable television setup for my elderly, easily confused parent. [more inside]
posted by LastOfHisKind at 1:51 PM PST - 11 comments

Am I being scammed?

Yesterday I sold a car and today I think the buyer is trying to scam me! [more inside]
posted by ascetic at 12:02 PM PST - 28 comments

Meetup with Ex Gone Wrong

Met up with ex-girlfriend six months after the break-up. Things went well, and then they didn't. Am blaming myself a lot and need to know what, if I anything, I can do. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:38 AM PST - 31 comments

Schweppes Cream Soda in NYC?

Schweppes Cream Soda in NYC? [more inside]
posted by chan.caro at 11:36 AM PST - 10 comments

Advice wanted for next stage in home fitness program

Please help me take the next step in my fitness program, and continue the good progress I've made so far. Of course, there are lifestyle, age, money and space limitations so my AskMF and Web searches have not been as successful as you might think. Many details within. [more inside]
posted by forthright at 11:34 AM PST - 16 comments

Do well-off people commit insurance fraud?

Why might a person who has a lot of money commit insurance fraud? This is a hypothetical question for a project I'm writing. I cannot imagine a circumstance in which someone who has ample resources might commit insurance fraud -- say, for an insurance claim involving a house break-in, fire, or flood. Can you?
posted by zagyzebra at 10:43 AM PST - 37 comments

How to make my house sing with media server?

Multimedia home server solution controlled by iPhone/iPad and plugged into existing speakers/sound system - does it exist? [more inside]
posted by tseo at 10:19 AM PST - 9 comments

Do you know your sci-fi?

Can you name the movie or TV show this image is from? Looks like a classic sci-fi film, though I can’t tell if the set is a spaceship or a submersible.
posted by scamper at 10:17 AM PST - 8 comments

Tell me about the Hollywood Bowl.

I'm making my very first visit to the Hollywood Bowl tonight. What should I know? [more inside]
posted by MiaWallace at 10:15 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I vet a non-profit?

What are the best online resources for determining a non-profit's bona fides? [more inside]
posted by dfriedman at 9:54 AM PST - 7 comments

Hints, tricks, or hacks for moonlighting, freelancing, or consulting work?

Hints, tricks, or hacks for moonlighting, freelancing, or consulting especially in regards to setting up a LLC and setting fees? [more inside]
posted by cycleback at 9:47 AM PST - 11 comments

What the heck is this rock?

I found a weird little rock while hiking in southwestern Wisconsin. I'm trying to figure out if it's man-made or a fossil, and what it could have been a part of. [more inside]
posted by christinetheslp at 9:47 AM PST - 5 comments

Where in Manhattan can I find cheap, battery powered toys?

Where in Manhattan can I find cheap, battery powered toys? I would be using them for projects/testing for a physical computing course.
posted by helios410 at 8:18 AM PST - 3 comments

the "tac" in sea-tac

what's it like to live in Tacoma WA? or any other nice small cities to live in? [more inside]
posted by genmonster at 7:46 AM PST - 26 comments

Should I leave this relationship or is there hope?

Should I stay in this relationship? Over the course of the past year and a half, I have repeatedly (approximately 5-6 times) discovered that the person I hope to spend my life with has kept information from me. I just don't know that it will ever get better, and am so much in need of an objective set of eyes, please. [more inside]
posted by lucy40 at 5:17 AM PST - 32 comments

Do I rearrange my life around family?

Taking the next stage of my life after college. [more inside]
posted by mind2body at 1:13 AM PST - 16 comments

Does anyone know of one single world event that was predicted 25 years or more before it happened?

Does anyone know of one single world event that was predicted 25 years or more before it happened I use Prediction as being a statement about a fundamentally unknown aspect of the future, and Event as a non-recurring event.
posted by terminus at 12:38 AM PST - 47 comments

September 10

Looking for bulk shirts.

I'm looking to buy a bunch of non-plain but yes-simple men's T-shirts. Please help? [more inside]
posted by Evilspork at 11:58 PM PST - 12 comments

Streaming a live performance to family and friends overseas?

I want to live-stream a performance of mine to various members of family abroad. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 11:56 PM PST - 4 comments

Fix my washer

I have a countertop dishwasher whose window leaks. What kind of sealant might I be able to use to re-affix it or otherwise make my washer functional again? [more inside]
posted by pseudonick at 10:26 PM PST - 11 comments

MacroFilter: I am trying to make a code snippet for Word work and don't understand why it's not working.

MacroFilter: I am trying to make a code snippet for Word work and don't understand why it's not working. [more inside]
posted by Calzephyr at 10:19 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I deal with this?

Told a lie to a new group of friends and pretty much got called out on it. This is very much unlike me, and I'm incredibly embarrassed. Anyway to make up for it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:12 PM PST - 38 comments

Traveling to see Mt. Everest

Recommendations for a trip to Tibet and/or Nepal? [more inside]
posted by melizabeth at 7:52 PM PST - 7 comments

BEEEEEEEEEEES

I am looking for an old BASIC(?)-programmed DOS game. It is about defending North America from an invasion of killer bees. I believe the file was SWARM.EXE, and I'm pretty sure it was freeware. [more inside]
posted by curious nu at 6:46 PM PST - 6 comments

I really hope this awful documentary isn't real

Huge WTF: Is this real? Caution: 9/11 Trigger [more inside]
posted by msali at 6:20 PM PST - 13 comments

Where does the "totally off topic" section come from?

Where did the online message board (like phpbb) convention of having a "totally off topic" section with subforums for stuff "Politics and Current Event" and "Family" come from? [more inside]
posted by lalalana at 5:15 PM PST - 9 comments

Which music is this?

Which music is this on the background of a tv promo spot?
posted by dfreire at 5:10 PM PST - 3 comments

Me, 3.0

Need new friends in Silicon Valley after a long drought. Where to begin? What works? How do I reboot my life? [more inside]
posted by veryblue1 at 4:09 PM PST - 10 comments

Oh god, not another 1.5 pounds of green beans to dice.

I love to cook. I hate to chop vegetables. (Not so much that I'm willing to buy pre-chopped vegetables, though.) Press-ganging my long-suffering roommate into chopping them for me not a long-term effective strategy. Looking for suggestions of tools, brain readjustments, or ways to develop leet knife skillz (tm) to make cutting up veggies faster, less boring, or ideally both!
posted by dorque at 3:34 PM PST - 45 comments

Hiiiiiii-YA!

I've watched IP Man, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Ong Bak, Chocolate, and am currently watching Kung Fu Dunk (this looks like a frighteningly bad-but-awesome movie). Please recommend me more? [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 2:54 PM PST - 39 comments

Come for the meeting, stay for the candy.

A long shot: Where can I get some of the candy that the Intercontinental Hotel uses in their meeting rooms? [more inside]
posted by frwagon at 2:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Dragons? Really?

So what's up with dragons? [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:39 PM PST - 49 comments

Help me get over being dumped for the first time.

Help me get over being dumped for the first time. [more inside]
posted by staticscreen at 2:25 PM PST - 27 comments

If Apple made a Home Theater Receiver...

Does a minimalist but high-quality stereo receiver exist? For me, the ideal receiver would have the essential inputs and outputs with a focus on the latest technology instead of every input for every occasion. It would only need to be 2.1 but 5.1 would be Ok. It would be beautifully designed. And it would likely be a bit expensive. It would essentially be the 'Macbook Air' of receivers. Does anything like this exist? [more inside]
posted by verevi at 2:10 PM PST - 21 comments

What's the deal with ConEd's "Level Payment Plan"?

Are utility company "level payment plans" worth it, or are they a scam? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 1:02 PM PST - 23 comments

Where's my blu-ray-go-round?

What's the real reason Blu-Ray players don't come in multi-disc carousel configurations? [more inside]
posted by tdischino at 12:24 PM PST - 12 comments

Guitar pedal that makes me sound like the band?

Does a guitar FX pedal or computer program exist that let's me plug in, select a song, and then start playing my guitar with the exact FX the original guitarist used?
posted by WhereAmI at 12:09 PM PST - 11 comments

Why won't my paint stay attached to the wall?

I need to repaint a section of damaged-and-repaired sheetrock above my shower, but I can't seem to get the primer (Killz, anti-fungal and water-based) to stick. It goes on okay, but peels away at a touch. [more inside]
posted by pla at 12:03 PM PST - 8 comments

How can I set my Windows computer's audio out to go to my Linux computer?

I'd like to be able to select my Linux box as my audio out device in my Windows 7 box. Is there a way to make that happen?
posted by jsturgill at 11:56 AM PST - 9 comments

London loot that New York can't match?

Things that are actually cheaper in the UK (than the USA)? [more inside]
posted by artemisia at 11:48 AM PST - 35 comments

How to get rid of a Trojan virus

My PC was just hit with a virus called Trojan.Malcol last night. I used Symantec to scan and identify it. I did a systems restore, but from other postings I think that was possibly a bad move? I noticed that my files haven't been deleted, but they've been redirected to other obscure places on my C drive. How do I get rid of the virus for free? Any online resources or manual instructions that I should follow? Any help would be much appreciated!!
posted by arizona80 at 11:31 AM PST - 10 comments

Cars without transmission humps?

Asking for a friend: he needs a new (or new used) car, but there are complications..... [more inside]
posted by easily confused at 11:25 AM PST - 17 comments

Moving to Pittsburgh! What do I need to know?

Got my Fulbright award and moving to Pittsburgh! What do I need to know? [more inside]
posted by Scottie_Bob at 11:24 AM PST - 39 comments

Beginning Gun Advice?

I'm interested in getting into shooting guns (targets, not hunting). Looking for advice on where to start. [more inside]
posted by DMan at 11:17 AM PST - 16 comments

Advice for playing Blu-Ray discs

I need advice for playing Blu-Ray discs on a Mac (or on Win XP). [more inside]
posted by Silky Slim at 11:13 AM PST - 8 comments

Can "sluts" find love, too?

Please help me lick my wounds. I need some advice on how to get over rejection and find someone who doesn't think I'm a slut. [more inside]
posted by Ashen at 11:05 AM PST - 75 comments

Help me figure out what to do with AA miles

What do I do with 15,000 American Airlines miles? I have 120,000 British Airways miles - and the two airlines are part of the same network - but I don't think you can transfer miles between the two. I don't want to waste the 15,000 miles when they expire next year, but I don't see how I can use them. I am not interested in using credit cards or travel to build the account up to the magic 25k mark. Any ideas what I can do with the miles?
posted by Yunani at 10:47 AM PST - 12 comments

Please, please help me get my Macbook Pro up and running again!

Help diagnose my ailing Macbook Pro! (VERY long—trying to provide as many details as possible.) [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 10:05 AM PST - 11 comments

Please make my foundation stop rejecting me!

I haven't worn makeup for years, but I'm in a new job and would like to pull together a more professional look. What can I do to make my flaky, sensitive, rejecting skin hold on to foundation smoothly for an entire day without looking sandblasted by noon? [more inside]
posted by wexford_arts at 9:50 AM PST - 21 comments

Help identifying mystery (asian?) song

Longshot Music Filter: Please help me identify this (asian?) song from this short, poor quality recording. [more inside]
posted by forforf at 9:33 AM PST - 1 comment

"A little off the top" probably doesn't cut it...

I've decided to get my eyebrows under control. There's an eyebrow threading place near where I work. What should I ask for/know when I show up? [more inside]
posted by TranSubstantial at 9:28 AM PST - 12 comments

I think I love my staff. Literally. Help.

How can I deal with romantic feelings towards an employee to maintain both my sanity and business? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:17 AM PST - 19 comments

Fun non-fiction?

I love non-fiction, but a lot of it is either annoyingly precise or too worthy. I'm looking for fun entertaining bedtime reading that won't tax the mind too much. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by cdenman at 9:08 AM PST - 40 comments

Trumpets & Violins

I've always enjoyed mariachi music when I've heard it, but am now wanting to explore a little deeper. Keeping in mind that I know next to nothing, steer me towards some of the greats. [more inside]
posted by ericthegardener at 8:49 AM PST - 5 comments

10th Trade Tower Anniversary organized?

As I watch the outpouring of emotion and this week long remembrance of the Twin Towers tragedy, I can’t help but think that this is a well planned marketing campaign of some sort, rather than, a spontaneous reaction to the anniversary of the event. Do any of our readers have information that would indicate that there is some sort of master plan? [more inside]
posted by Old Timer at 8:08 AM PST - 39 comments

Ask me about my crippling shyness... at my wedding!

Getting married TODAY. Things are good, but I'm kind of terrified and my thoughts are distorted. And then there's the honeymoon... Got any coping strategies for RIGHT NOW? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 8:04 AM PST - 38 comments

This makes alot of sense

Another InDesign question. You know that thing InDesign does? Let's say you just placed a Word doc into your InDesign doc and now you're applying your paragraph styles, heading styles, etc. You remove an extraneous paragraph break (because authors love their extraneous paragraph breaks and have about 100 in each article) and InDesign sees that and says, "Hey, in some universe, the last line of a paragraph has a different leading value than the other lines in the paragraph, even though it's dictated to me by the paragraph style. So I'll just go ahead and fix that for you by making this line of text a different leading value than the others. Then I'll make it not so easy to fix. You're welcome!" [more inside]
posted by bleep at 7:54 AM PST - 10 comments

Health Check my laptop

The Pre-School my son attends has had a used laptop donated to it. The person who donated it has said that they've wiped the drive and done a clean install of Windows onto it. Any tips for doing a quick "Health Check" of the laptop before we let it into the wild.
posted by lloyder at 7:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Literature about art and entertainment analysis?

What are the important works of literature that analyze art and entertainment (a&e) from an interdisciplinary, critical or literary perspective? [more inside]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 6:37 AM PST - 4 comments

Estimated Self-Employment Tax

I am trying to learn more/understand better my new tax situation as an independent consultant, and was hoping someone could help me with the following questions: 1. How do I compute my Net Earnings From Self-Employment (NESE)? What calculation is used? 2. Since I am excluded from Federal and State tax (my tax domicile is TX) for my foreign-earned income amount (I estimate it would be $87,500 for 2011) - can you break down how I can get the estimated tax payment amount for 2011? [more inside]
posted by bbhart113 at 6:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me avoid reknitting 11.5 inches of sock

[SockKnittingFilter] I'm knitting socks from the toe-up for size 12.5 feet, and I'm currently at the short-row heel. When I had the recipient try them on, he said that the top of the foot was a little tight. (He's used to top-down, gusset heeled socks, if that matters) How do I fix this--change to a gusset heel, knit more foot?
posted by Stephanie Duy at 6:19 AM PST - 6 comments

She Needs to Go.

I am in Pittsburgh, PA. My roommate went crazy last night after drinking a lot of wine. I want her out stat. What are my options? Urgent, please. [more inside]
posted by amicamentis at 6:17 AM PST - 55 comments

Artsy Fartsy Films

I recently was browsing the web and came across this now defunct blog. I never knew that people could actually get art films like this and in turn post them on the web (I knew but I didn't know, you know?) Now I want to find a place where I can find these films but I am coming up short. [more inside]
posted by Dauus at 6:06 AM PST - 7 comments

Can I back up this way?

Do external hard drives need to stay connected to a power source when now in use? [more inside]
posted by archimago at 5:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Template creation for woodworking.

Windows app to create templates for woodworking? [more inside]
posted by mrflibble at 5:35 AM PST - 4 comments

Books about sibling rivaly for a dyslexic?

Books about sibling rivalry and being the youngest? [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 4:58 AM PST - 11 comments

What's the PC equivalent of the Macbook Air?

What's the PC equivalent of a Macbook Air? I'm looking for a light and powerful computer. [more inside]
posted by perpetualstroll at 4:54 AM PST - 25 comments

What is that bloody song?

What's that catchy top 40* song with kids singing/talking? Dating back maybe ten years ago, if that? It has a hip hoppy, semi-rap feel. * or whatever but it was pretty popular
posted by ponystyle at 4:41 AM PST - 18 comments

Movie Money

Is there a way to find out how much was spent to produce a film? For example, for The Fellowship of the Ring, I'm curious to know what was spent on costumes, actors, and set design.
posted by lirael2008 at 3:19 AM PST - 8 comments

Best Solo Cult TV/Film Blogs?

Which niche or cult TV, science fiction or film blogs are as good or better than published work on their subject? I'm thinking of long standing blogs offering in depth history, insight or criticism written by one person like this Doctor Who one, rather than behemoths like the AV Club. Extra points for British subject matter.
posted by joannemullen at 1:32 AM PST - 6 comments

LAX to Pasadena towncar or taxi that provides a child car seat?

Looking for LAX<>Pasadena town car service that provides child car seats. [more inside]
posted by sanitycheck at 1:02 AM PST - 6 comments

Eating disordered thinking is interfering with healthy habits. Without money for therapy, how can I cope?

Help. Eating disordered thinking is threatening to wreck my healthy habits. [more inside]
posted by Space Kitty at 12:48 AM PST - 15 comments

being triggered by jobhunting - help

How do I cope with being constantly triggered while job-hunting? It's severely impacting my ability to apply for jobs. [more inside]
posted by divabat at 12:40 AM PST - 16 comments

Router possibly borked, can't access site.

I can't get to this one site and this one site only. Also, I think my router's borked. Help? [more inside]
posted by Wonton Cruelty at 12:04 AM PST - 13 comments

September 9

Must watch Netflix instant.

What are the must watch movies on Netflix Instant? Any era, any genre.
posted by Ad hominem at 11:12 PM PST - 37 comments

New bands or streaming services.

Help me find new bands to jam out to in my boxers [more inside]
posted by lpcxa0 at 9:40 PM PST - 17 comments

Equality of bad taste?

Cheesy honeymoon-type motels / hotels / resorts in New York State for same-sex couple? [more inside]
posted by Morrigan at 9:40 PM PST - 9 comments

Recommend a great Atlanta real estate agent.

Recommend a great realtor in Atlanta. Difficulty: I want an old, cheap house. [more inside]
posted by Violet Hour at 9:22 PM PST - 3 comments

I like my protagonists teenage and depressed.

I'm looking for novels or movies that feature teenage protagonists suffering from depression, schizoid tendencies or similar psychological defects. [more inside]
posted by Senza Volto at 9:11 PM PST - 48 comments

Flameshields On

Better Search beyond google? [more inside]
posted by coffeefilter at 8:51 PM PST - 7 comments

Reporting Social Security Fraud

Have you ever reported anyone for Social Security or other entitlement benefit fraud? What came of it? [more inside]
posted by KimikoPi at 8:36 PM PST - 4 comments

Little Pink Chair

Help me learn a little more about my new cute Pink Chair. [more inside]
posted by hillabeans at 8:20 PM PST - 5 comments

CBT Therapist in Chicago?

Chicago CBT therapist? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:14 PM PST - 1 comment

Bargain Lit for the Kindle

Please recommend books you enjoyed that are 99 cents or less for the Kindle. Bonus: blogs that cover the same. [more inside]
posted by DarlingBri at 7:53 PM PST - 38 comments

Help me take ownership over my inheritance.

I am a noob when it comes to money matters, and need advice on how to take ownership of my inheritance. [more inside]
posted by Tooty McTootsalot at 7:22 PM PST - 25 comments

Confusing bicycle parking.

How do I use this wall-mounted public bicycle rack? [more inside]
posted by asperity at 7:10 PM PST - 2 comments

What recourse, if any, do I have in dealing with this equipment charge from my podiatrist?

About six weeks ago I went to a podiatrist for heel pain and was diagnosed with plantar fasciitis. I was given instructions for treatment along with a night splint that I've been wearing every night. Today, I received a bill from the podiatrist's office for the splint: Blue Cross has paid $80 of the $280 (!) charge, and the podiatrist's office is now putting me on the hook for the $200 balance. What recourse, if any, do I have in dealing with this charge? [more inside]
posted by Kosh at 6:49 PM PST - 20 comments

water meter question

Who should I call, if at all, to get a water meter installed? Our new condo didn't come with one, I have heard it normally sits on top of the hot water heater, and there is nothing there. I got a letter from the water company to the effect that since we don't have one we are being charged a 'high' flat rate in lieu of it. [more inside]
posted by uni verse at 6:36 PM PST - 9 comments

Professional Science Master's Degree?

I am looking for a way to advance my career in science without a doctoral degree and am wondering if the Professional Science Master's degree is a good option. [more inside]
posted by RedMapleWhiteOak at 6:02 PM PST - 12 comments

Affordable cancer screening?

What procedure should I go through for cancer screening? [more inside]
posted by ayc200 at 5:58 PM PST - 9 comments

Easy and safe way to sell a shotgun in NC

What is the easiest and safest way to get rid of a shotgun in North Carolina? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:57 PM PST - 20 comments

Long online interviews. Where?

I want podcasts featuring long interviews. [more inside]
posted by davebush at 5:54 PM PST - 17 comments

Italian train strike scheduled during my planned travel

Italian travel problem: How do I get from Milan to the Cinque Terre during a train strike next weekend? [more inside]
posted by wondercow at 5:52 PM PST - 6 comments

Artist unknown

Artist filter: Who painted this amazing painting seen in Massimo and Lella Vignelli's apartment? [more inside]
posted by ljesse at 5:18 PM PST - 3 comments

Ooh la la, aidez moi!

Paris Filter: I have 2 nuts-and-bolts questions about an upcoming trip to Paris. Bonus level of difficulty: Need to get from the 6th to CDG on New Year's Day. [more inside]
posted by BlahLaLa at 5:06 PM PST - 14 comments

San Francisco - old TGI Friday's

Back in 1994 while in San Francisco for a while, I ate many times at an old, classic TGI Friday's that was on the corner of ? and Beach St. Somebody told me it's not a Friday's any longer. It made me sad as I remember many fun nights there. Just curious what replaced it? I'm thinking it had been a Friday's for years and years before closing. It may have been gone a long time now as I haven't been back in years. (Too long - I love the Bay Area.)
posted by Gerard Sorme at 4:45 PM PST - 4 comments

You've got mail -- NOT

Help me receive mail in Outlook 2003. It just stopped working. [more inside]
posted by Dolley at 4:27 PM PST - 5 comments

This this man have died from his tooth infection had he been in Canada?

How would this story I read today of a man who died after an untreated tooth infection have ended had it happened in Canada? Would he have had better care or would the result have been the same? [more inside]
posted by fso at 4:04 PM PST - 23 comments

How Many Men Have the Ability to Climax from Frenulum Stimulation?

How common is it for a man to be able to reach an ejaculatory orgasm just by stimulating the frenulum of his penis? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:49 PM PST - 14 comments

Suggest a great therapist, por favor?

Can someone recommend a great therapist in the Berkeley / Oakland area? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:49 PM PST - 7 comments

Can I fix my hair?

Is there anything I can do about my hair loss? [more inside]
posted by Malla at 3:37 PM PST - 19 comments

Strip clubs in CA

In Montreal for a bachelor party and looking for a full-contact strip club. [more inside]
posted by haqspan at 3:29 PM PST - 5 comments

A HD is probably an important part...

Computer appears to be dead. Before I go and replace it, is there anything else I can do to try and bring it back to life? [more inside]
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 3:27 PM PST - 13 comments

i'd never leave

Where can I find Diet Moxie offered as a fountain beverage? [more inside]
posted by Lou Stuells at 2:49 PM PST - 1 comment

Best time to buy IAD-VCE airfare?

Going to Venice next June. When is the best time to buy plane tickets? [more inside]
posted by brownpau at 2:41 PM PST - 6 comments

Do I keep looking?

While I'm in the initial probationary months of a new job, should I still be looking for other jobs? Snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:32 PM PST - 8 comments

How do you process horrific images?

How do you metabolize horrific images? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:31 PM PST - 26 comments

Internet services in Minneapolis, MN. Thoughts, experiences, suggestions?

Internet services in Minneapolis, MN. Thoughts, experiences, suggestions? [more inside]
posted by Forerunner343 at 2:28 PM PST - 15 comments

Too many programs, not enough info

(Mac-based) small business software and integration -- don't know what exactly I'm looking for here, which makes it tough to ask questions and find solutions! Currently using a cobbled-together mix of programs and web-based software (AccountEdge, e-junkie, more), but I am wondering if I could streamline/improve/do things differently. [more inside]
posted by bitter-girl.com at 2:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Can you id this object?

What is this object? [more inside]
posted by EsotericAlgorithm at 2:08 PM PST - 7 comments

Nyotaimori seems unlikely

What's the story behind this odd photo? It appears to be from about the early 1960s. Men and women are gathered at the end of a table with various interesting expressions on their faces. A bare pair of mans legs lies on the table, but the remainder of the body (if any) is out of frame.
posted by exogenous at 2:05 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me find some more songs that feature male and female vocalists telling a story

Looking for songs that tell a story, specifically songs that feature both male and female vocals. [more inside]
posted by aleatorictelevision at 2:04 PM PST - 47 comments

Looking for studies that explore the effect of Wind Farms on birds of prey?

Studies showing the effect of Wind Farms on birds of prey? [more inside]
posted by lapsang at 1:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Where should we travel as a family next?

Where should we go as a family next? We have just returned home (Canada) from a great European visit (Germany, Belgium, Holland and England) and are already looking towards planning and saving for our next trip. [more inside]
posted by YukonQuirm at 1:42 PM PST - 10 comments

Winter Is Coming, Fetch Me My Novel.

Cozy winter reading suggestions, please! Bonus points for books that won't make me hurl. [more inside]
posted by 2soxy4mypuppet at 12:51 PM PST - 25 comments

What's a movie with a good, but fake password hack scene?

Need a good movie or TV scene (available online or DVD) with unrealistic hacking.... the kind where parts of the password are obtained one bit at a time until at the perfect moment, the resource unlocks. [more inside]
posted by Steve3 at 12:46 PM PST - 18 comments

Who wants an antique teletype machine?

Someone close to me has a teletype model 28 sitting in their basement, and it probably would've been shipped to the dump by now if it wasn't so heavy. What should I do with it? Well, at least I'm 99% sure that this question won't be a dupe.
posted by Stagger Lee at 12:43 PM PST - 7 comments

Help with defenition of "human condition"?

I am researching term "human condition". Can the members suggest any good books or research on the subject? [more inside]
posted by avtodorov at 12:40 PM PST - 19 comments

PLEASE help me break my dog of terrorizing the delivery people!

PLEASE help me break my dog of terrorizing the delivery people! [more inside]
posted by lemonade at 12:20 PM PST - 11 comments

USS Weird?

What is this odd looking ship? [more inside]
posted by functionequalsform at 12:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Where's Martha Quinn when you need her?

Can you ID this early 80s music video based on ridiculously few details? [more inside]
posted by kimota at 11:51 AM PST - 11 comments

Web Banner Ad Salesman. Need questions.

A bigshot sales guy is coming by this afternoon, trying to get my organization to buy web ads on a regional newspaper site. What should I ask him?
posted by thisisdrew at 11:28 AM PST - 8 comments

When the humans are away, the cats will play...with whom?

Suggestions for the best afforable cat boarding/cat sitters in NYC? [more inside]
posted by xiaolongbao at 11:21 AM PST - 7 comments

Please don't take my sunshine away...

What small rituals or activities prepare you mentally for the onset of fall and winter and then help you get through the bleak, grey cold? [more inside]
posted by WidgetAlley at 11:21 AM PST - 56 comments

How does one compare mattresses? I need help!

Mattress buying help! Is it possible to find the same mattress (Sealy Encore Plush) that they have at Disney World without paying exorbitant prices? [more inside]
posted by flyingcowofdoom at 11:19 AM PST - 7 comments

Looking for "Favorit Son"!

Where can I find the 1988 NBC TV mini series "Favorit Son"? [more inside]
posted by lord_yo at 11:16 AM PST - 2 comments

Whoa, back up. You're telling me it's going to take that long to back up?

12 hours to copy 96GB. Is that right? [more inside]
posted by run"monty at 11:11 AM PST - 15 comments

I am completely smitten with my professor. Please talk some sense into me.

How do I stop this crazy, ridiculous attraction I have towards a professor? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:54 AM PST - 27 comments

What songs protesting government reaction to 9/11 came out after the event itself and before its 1st anniversary?

I remember the relief of hearing Sage Francis' Makeshift Patriot for the first time in October of 2001. It was the first song that voiced my fear of possible repression in the US. I thought there would be a wave of left-wing protest songs, but it seemed to be more of a trickle. In August of 2002 Sleater-Kinney asked in Combat Rock where the protest songs were. My question is the same as theirs: What songs protesting government reaction to 9/11 came out after the event itself and before its 1st anniversary? I am specifically looking for protest songs by American musicians.
posted by Kattullus at 10:44 AM PST - 24 comments

Wrap a timeline around the edge

How can I turn a 28 page pdf of a timeline, into a border for a single page document? [more inside]
posted by nomisxid at 10:39 AM PST - 2 comments

Why Does Facebook Hates My Logos?

How do I get make Facebook play nice with image quality of logos when used as profile pictures? [more inside]
posted by Bunglegirl at 10:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Love In A Void

My other half seems utterly paralyzed. How do I talk to him about it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:50 AM PST - 22 comments

My heart is big, my ears are crap

I have often have trouble understanding what ESL speakers are saying, and I pretty much feel like a jerk after asking someone to repeat something a third time. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:49 AM PST - 26 comments

Sneaky browser.

How is that Google Chrome can automatically update on OS 10.6 without any user interaction (admin password), but other auto updating software requires an admin password? I don't remember giving Chrome permission to write to my application folder.
posted by Brent Parker at 9:45 AM PST - 2 comments

Faux-cyrillic soviet stencil font ID

ID this faux-cyrillic soviet stencil font please? [more inside]
posted by Tom-B at 9:22 AM PST - 2 comments

What does it mean to love a binge drinker?

I'm trying to understand more about binge drinking. Someone I love has a problem, but because they don't drink every day and because their friends have worse problems with drinking/drugs, they don't see it as an issue. [more inside]
posted by answergrape at 9:07 AM PST - 11 comments

Help! I'm almost done with Cryptonomicon and I'm not ready to read the whole Baroque Cycle!

Hello, I'm looking for longish, fun books that are packed with interesting ideas. The two books that I've read recently that I've enjoyed the most have been Nick Harkaway's The Gone-Away World and Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I'm looking for suggestions for more books like that - things that will take me a while to read, have a lively momentum throughout, and are stuffed with a lot of cool concepts. If I read someone else asking this question, I'd probably suggest Infinite Jest, so I'll say upfront that I've already read it. Thanks!
posted by Ragged Richard at 9:04 AM PST - 41 comments

daughter breaks, mommy pays

Shopping help - Need to find replacement glass lamp shade [more inside]
posted by jadepearl at 7:38 AM PST - 11 comments

Trying to remember the name of a toy we played with in the 70s.

I am looking for the name of a toy that we used to play with a lot when we were growing up. [more inside]
posted by dbirchum at 7:31 AM PST - 11 comments

Swiss Misses?

Swiss misses? [more inside]
posted by lpsguy at 7:08 AM PST - 5 comments

and then a friend asked if it was "Radar Rat Race" for the VIC 20 and then I had *THAT* going through my head

What is this snippet of computer game music that I'm remembering? (YouTube link of me singing it inside) [more inside]
posted by Lucinda at 7:07 AM PST - 16 comments

Name my software.

Best software for keeping track of room rentals at a facility owned by a non-profit? [more inside]
posted by monkeysock at 7:02 AM PST - 1 comment

ILL turnaround stats for research libraries?

Librarians: Do you know of any current publications that rank borrowing performance - specifically ILL turnaround time - for academic libraries? [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 6:49 AM PST - 5 comments

Bubbles? Rice? Bubbly Rice?

Throwing one of my friends a wedding-themed birthday party to do all the corny wedding-reception rituals that I know she'll refuse to do when she actually gets married next year. So, er... what are those rituals again? [more inside]
posted by bookwo3107 at 6:45 AM PST - 42 comments

Oh hell, I think maybe I want the cramps back...

Is being borderline-weepy and extremely short-tempered a normal part of adjusting to hormonal birth control or should I call my doctor? [more inside]
posted by Blue Jello Elf at 6:13 AM PST - 20 comments

Mixing infant formula with hot water

Question about infant formula milk and hot water [more inside]
posted by low_horrible_immoral at 6:05 AM PST - 10 comments

Not tonight, I'm washing my hair.

My boyfriend and I want different things from our social lives. How can we make it work? [more inside]
posted by guessthis at 5:42 AM PST - 20 comments

I'll be sorry if I can't remember where this is from

"You'll be sor-ry"...where did I hear / see this? [more inside]
posted by dukes909 at 5:33 AM PST - 52 comments

Getting my German apartment deposit back

I'm having trouble getting my deposit back from a Berlin, Germany, apartment rental agency. [more inside]
posted by rustcellar at 5:28 AM PST - 2 comments

FileMaker Pro 11 help, please!

How do I activate web sharing in Filemaker 11 on OSX 10.6.8 [more inside]
posted by tomswift at 5:15 AM PST - 9 comments

How are, or will, the United gates be set up at IAH in December 2011?

Planning a trip from DCA to ONT via IAH in December, projected carrier is United. Projected time to change planes in Houston is 35 minutes. Is it doable or are we asking for trouble? (We're fully mobile and don't mind rushing but we've no experience with Houston.) There's no history (that I can find) of the flights that are offered using United.
posted by Man with Lantern at 5:11 AM PST - 12 comments

One Home Entertainment System to Rule Them All

I would like to buy a home entertainment system. I would like to listen to music, watch television, movies, and play videogames. I would like to have Netflix. I would like to stream media from my network or the cloud. I want great sound but I am not an audiophile, although I am not averse to spending a lot on speakers. I do not want to spend more than 8 hours doing research. I will spend up to $2500-$3000. How do I attack this problem? Can you recommend specific TV's, receivers, speakers, or stuff like a Roku box? Can you recommend sites that provide easy to understand, objective reviews of equipment like TelevisionInfo? I do not want to hit the forums if I don't have to. Can you recommend specific configurations of equipment or point me to sites that supply this information. I feel like if I don't get pointed in the right direction, I am going to over analyze this and spend far too much time that I don't have. I just want a rocking home entertainment solution for my family that I won't want to upgrade a week later.
posted by jasondigitized at 5:11 AM PST - 13 comments

UK Immigration Lawyer in NYC

Does anybody know a good immigration lawyer in NYC to help facilitate a visa application process for a move to the UK? [more inside]
posted by beisny at 4:10 AM PST - 2 comments

Things to do in Jerusalem

What's a guy to do in Jerusalem? [more inside]
posted by grimace636 at 3:51 AM PST - 5 comments

Hi, I am a nice Canadian, let me see your country.

Visasfilter: for which countries can I obtain a visa for while traveling, as opposed to in my own country? Difficulty: Canadian. [more inside]
posted by StoneSpace at 3:44 AM PST - 3 comments

Jacketless casual wear for large men in the tropics?

I'm a large guy in the tropics. How do I dress smartly without having to put on a jacket or a coat? [more inside]
posted by micketymoc at 3:43 AM PST - 13 comments

Is there a car hire place open on Sundays on the outskirts of London?

Where on the outskirts of London with easy access to a tube station and the M1 can I hire a car that lets me return it on Sundays? [more inside]
posted by lollusc at 2:33 AM PST - 21 comments

September 8

Is "crow snow" a phrase used in Iran?

Is "crow snow" a phrase used in Iran? [more inside]
posted by stebulus at 11:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Shortcut to view list of worksheets in Excel?

I have reason to believe that in Microsoft Excel 2002 (PC) there is a shortcut that makes a menu pop up at the bottom of the worksheet (where the tabs are), that contains a list of all of the sheets in the current workbook, that you can use to go from sheet to sheet. What is the shortcut? [more inside]
posted by periscope at 10:21 PM PST - 3 comments

Hey Jambo Jambo

My SO and I really enjoy playing a two-player card game called Jambo. If you are familiar with this game, what other two-player game would you recommend that a Jambo player would enjoy? [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:12 PM PST - 19 comments

What are the best SF area blogs, especially dealing with food?

What are the best SF area blogs, especially dealing with food? [more inside]
posted by wooh at 9:53 PM PST - 5 comments

no one wants to fuck me

Say you are not able to find an intimate/romantic/sex partner. Ever. What would you do? I mean, you actually want one, maybe not the "love of your life" but at least something temporary. And let's say everyone you approach about this rejects you. What do you do with the rest of your life?
posted by cupcake1337 at 9:18 PM PST - 164 comments

Dresdner Zug Frage

What should I expect for a 4+ hour "RE" train ride in Germany? Nürnberg to Dresden. [more inside]
posted by ethnomethodologist at 8:58 PM PST - 8 comments

Pimp me out.

I am in China, have access to a brilliant tailor and a large budget. I have a series of meetings in Shanghai on Tuesday and want some new clothes. Help me look like Bradley Cooper at his very best in Limitless. [more inside]
posted by Zé Pequeno at 8:42 PM PST - 5 comments

Why do my socks keep tearing??

No matter what kind of socks I buy, expensive brand name ones, or just cheap regular ones, my socks eventually tear at the toe end. It's usually right where my big toe is. I'm talking about my dress socks, not the regular ones I wear with sneakers. I found one pair that lasted for a long while but then finally started to tear. What's the deal? Is the material perhaps? Is it my feet? Am I buying the wrong brand?
posted by blunt_eastwood at 8:35 PM PST - 18 comments

Does the kindergarten teacher come to the birthday party?

Is it appropriate to ask your child's kindergarten teacher to his birthday party? [more inside]
posted by escabeche at 8:11 PM PST - 20 comments

How do I best address my interest only, deep underwater, timebomb of a mortgage mess?

How do I best address my interest only, deep underwater, timebomb of a mortgage mess? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:06 PM PST - 20 comments

Help me come up with time travel references

Help me come up with time travel references [more inside]
posted by markblasco at 7:54 PM PST - 32 comments

Dental surgury options for a toddler?

Our 2-year old has an injured tooth that is wearing away. Dentist would like to go in, and do baby-tooth root canal, or possible extraction if the tooth cannot be saved. Hospital wants outrageous sums of money, health insurance says it will not cover it. Are there any good options? [more inside]
posted by fings at 7:32 PM PST - 19 comments

Weirdest motion sickness ever, or something to worry about?

Something very weird is going on. I either have the weirdest case of motion sickness ever, or something so strange I can't puzzle it out is happening. [more inside]
posted by strixus at 7:26 PM PST - 31 comments

Do you recognize this painting?

Is this a famous painting? [more inside]
posted by cheechman85 at 7:20 PM PST - 15 comments

3...2...1...Pick me?

I'm a college freshman who wants to work in production on my school's news show. How can I impress my college upperclass peers within a short audition time? [more inside]
posted by Kronios at 7:09 PM PST - 3 comments

Is this approach to adhd psychotherapy of any use?

Psychologist says his approach to ADHD is based in developmental psychopathology and that he thinks disruptions in parental attachments could cause ADHD symptoms - is there any basis to this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:31 PM PST - 13 comments

The heart, it burns us

Do my symptoms warrant a visit to the doctor? It sounds like acid reflux to me (so I assume I'd need an appointment), but I'd like your opinion before I go. Involves chronic coughing after every meal, lasting for at least an hour or so, and heartburn multiple times a week. [more inside]
posted by cp311 at 5:24 PM PST - 13 comments

Where can I travel & what therapy to seek after divorce?

I'm getting over an agonizing marriage and feeling lost. I need to do something therapeutic involving travel and/or therapy for a month or so. Can anyone with experience recommend an ideal place or plan? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:21 PM PST - 14 comments

Identifying a children's book?

What is this book? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:21 PM PST - 2 comments

FCP, Non-Standard Pixel Dimensions and Crashes Oh My!

Precisely editing videos of non-standard pixel dimensions on a Mac? [more inside]
posted by Alterscape at 5:00 PM PST - 9 comments

OSX: Run script on UPS shutdown?

Can I run a script when my mac shuts down due to instructions from a UPS? [more inside]
posted by pompomtom at 4:46 PM PST - 2 comments

Gratuitous Self Promotion

As a video editor, how can I best capitalize on a film's theatrical release? [more inside]
posted by rocco at 4:40 PM PST - 2 comments

small biz health insurance cost?

Small Biz people: what do you pay in health insurance if you have insurance that you buy on your own? [more inside]
posted by Salvatorparadise at 4:25 PM PST - 10 comments

So I have to wear a suit...do I have to lose my edge?

So I have to wear a suit...do I have to lose my edge? [more inside]
posted by BigBrownBear at 4:15 PM PST - 17 comments

I suppose I could just go with LPs...

In the process of ripping CDs to a media server (Mac Mini mid-2010), I did an A/B test comparing the sound quality of the Mac setup with my CD player. It did not go well. Currently the line-out headphone jack is just connected to the stereo, but I'm pretty sure that the DAC should be done externally for the improvement in sound. But various reviews seem to indicate that the Mac has high jitter issues with it's optical out. What's the best way to turn my zeroes and ones back into music? [more inside]
posted by hwyengr at 4:13 PM PST - 11 comments

Playing card mystery

I find single playing cards on the street which I'm convinced are some kind of code, does anyone know more about this? [more inside]
posted by ninjablob at 4:00 PM PST - 24 comments

Can you help me find a specific digital video camera + wireless microphone combination?

Can you help me find a specific digital video camera + wireless microphone combination? [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 3:28 PM PST - 2 comments

Vegetarian, gluten-free recipes!

Non-complicated or exotic gluten-free, vegetarian recipes? [more inside]
posted by fuzzysoft at 3:12 PM PST - 13 comments

Activities for a teenager in hospital?

Ideas for keeping a 13-year old girl occupied / distracted while in a lot of pain during a 2 week hospital stay? [more inside]
posted by valleys at 2:57 PM PST - 38 comments

Power to the PC?

My fiancee wants to move some stuff around in the home office. This requires the PC and a few other pieces of "always on" equipment be plugged into a receptacle that is controlled by a light switch. Inevitably, someone will come into the room and turn off the switch not realizing it will turn off a computer and other equipment without turning off a light. What to do about it? [more inside]
posted by brokeaspoke at 2:16 PM PST - 32 comments

Help me implement version control and offsite backups for my thesis

I'm just starting my undergraduate thesis, and would like a backup method a bit more reliable then my standard 'ThesisV3.tex' + emailing it to myself method. I've never worked with version control before, though I'm sure I can figure that out. I am however worried about *where* to have my offline backup sync too. [more inside]
posted by Canageek at 2:06 PM PST - 25 comments

Source for stainless steel bracelet 'plaques' or blanks?

Source for stainless steel bracelet 'plaques' or blanks? [more inside]
posted by 4midori at 1:49 PM PST - 3 comments

Can't Be Pro(fessional) With my Bro

How can I continue doing occasional work for a company without having to interact with my brother who also works there? [more inside]
posted by oceanview at 1:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Plant Identification

Can anyone identify this shrub/bush/tree? [more inside]
posted by lyam at 1:29 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me improve my food delivery system via scooter

I own a small food delivery business, and use a scooter/moped for deliveries. I am wondering if anyone has advice or recommendations for a better delivery bag/attachment system than what I am currently using. I currently use this bag for deliveries. I'm very happy with its size and the fact that it has separate compartments, but I would like something with a little more structural integrity. Either that, or I need to figure out a better way of attaching it to my scooter. Does anyone have any suggestions for ways I might improve my delivery method? Most ideal would be a detachable, insulated hard-shelled compartment that attached relatively simply to my existing scooter rack or in place of it using the existing mounting hardware, but I have no idea how I would go about putting that together or having one custom made for a reasonable price. [more inside]
posted by jignomer at 1:28 PM PST - 11 comments

Is intelligent design actually an actual philosophically true scientific theory? The question is not asking if ID is “true”, but how well does it pass the scientific theory tests?

Let's see if this can be done without causing any ideological controversy. The simplest yet most descriptive explanation of a true scientific theory is below. "A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena." An actual theory must be falsifiable as well. My understanding is that Intelligent design does not fit the bill as a set of empirically proven facts or pass the falsifiability test. Also, I understand that Darwin's theory may have the most facts supporting his theory (therefore it is the best explanation for the evolution of life we currently have), but that it may not be falsifiable as well. The basic question is what is intelligent design if not a theory? I don't think it qualifies as a hypothesis either. Please explain to this scientific layman. Bonus points if you can explain how The Theory of Natural Selection is falsifiable.
posted by 4Lnqvv at 1:18 PM PST - 47 comments

Low-overhead image viewer with layers?

Needed: the ability to overlay images sequentially. I have about 60 drawings, constituting a 40-km strip of land, that I would like to be able to view continuously (about 1-km at a time). [more inside]
posted by IAmBroom at 12:44 PM PST - 4 comments

Match multiple columns in excel/access

I'm trying to merge multiple month's worth of data into one master spreadsheet with a master column on the left, and individual month's counts on the right. My data is laid out as such: [more inside]
posted by thankyoumuchly at 12:41 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me understand fruit flies

I've had a lot of fruit flies in my kitchen this summer. It seems impossible to get rid of them, so i've just learned to live with them. But I've been watching them, and now I'm curious about their behaviour and lifecycle. [more inside]
posted by kamelhoecker at 12:34 PM PST - 23 comments

War on cockroaches

How do you combat cockroaches on your own? Roach motels, boric acid... What else? [more inside]
posted by hoyland at 12:33 PM PST - 11 comments

Dark red jeans in London!

I'm looking to buy dark red / maroon jeans in London, UK! [more inside]
posted by asymptotic at 12:26 PM PST - 7 comments

A forgotten SF story about forgetting

SF plot filter. Looking for story (maybe from Larry Niven) about a mysterious machine people keep on bumping into and immediately forgetting. [more inside]
posted by Eltulipan at 12:25 PM PST - 8 comments

iPod Calendar duplicates Google Calendar events when I change them!

I use Google Calendar with the iPod's Calendar app. Whenever I change what calendar an event is found in (from School to Work, for example), it does so successfully on the iPod, but the next time I log in to Google Calendar, that event is in both calendars. How do I keep it from duplicating like this?
posted by dubadubowbow at 12:20 PM PST - 2 comments

What to do on a road trip from New York City to Orlando?

My wife and I are driving to Orlando and back at the end of the month - suggestions for food and attractions along the way? [more inside]
posted by lieberschnitzel at 12:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Mattress-related back pain.

What are your mattress hacks for back pain? [more inside]
posted by Wordwoman at 11:42 AM PST - 20 comments

Help me briefly re-live 9/11 as it happened

Are there a few minutes of video that sums up 9/11 as it happened that day? I feel like I need to re-live those moments but don't want it cluttered up by junk. [more inside]
posted by wnissen at 11:41 AM PST - 11 comments

COLLEGE

Where can I find a SUNY Geneseo t-shirt in Manhattan... today? [more inside]
posted by Oddly at 11:37 AM PST - 4 comments

help me cook like my asian mom!

recommendation for inner containers for pressure cooker? [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 11:31 AM PST - 4 comments

Looking for a good anime series or movie to watch with 11yo niece

Looking for a good anime series or movie to watch with 11yo niece [more inside]
posted by needlegrrl at 11:25 AM PST - 32 comments

Wanted: a job I love.

Great creative mind. Middlin' agency. Small town. Lousy portfolio. What to do? [more inside]
posted by TheFlak at 11:25 AM PST - 10 comments

This is the dumbest thing I've done in a while...

I desperately need help importing a CSV file as EMAIL into Outlook 2010 inbox. [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 11:19 AM PST - 5 comments

New route to California

I'm traveling by car to Tracy, CA from Oklahoma City in mid-October. I usually take I-40, but this time I'm going to try I-70, I-15 to Cedar City, then state roads to Tracy. I intend to see Bryce Canyon. Any additional great outdoor places or interesting sites that I could include in the trip? 100 miles detours are not a deterrent and I like birdwatching.
posted by francesca too at 11:10 AM PST - 5 comments

Do I have to be loyal even if they're wrong?

Is loyalty expected amongst family members even when they are wrong? [more inside]
posted by jmmpangaea at 11:06 AM PST - 12 comments

What effect will using multiple balance transfer offers have on my credit score?

I recently received a 0% until 2013 balance transfer offer, interest rate to hold until Jan 1, at which point SAPR (14.99%) kicks in. I've used two of these in the past to gradually pay down my credit card debt. What effect do these offers have on one's credit rating?
posted by sideofwry at 10:50 AM PST - 5 comments

I want to rock a full length skirt with a men's business shirt

What kinds of men's clothes would you suggest for a woman who wants to wear them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:10 AM PST - 33 comments

Where are the books on doing research in support of a union organizing campaign?

I am looking for books, articles, courses, or other materials on doing research in support of union organizing campaigns. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:09 AM PST - 2 comments

the lady and the amazon?

does anyone know this novel/story? it is the supposedly true story of the first European woman to travel the Amazon on her own. [more inside]
posted by orangemacky at 10:09 AM PST - 1 comment

Wasp Abatement

How to rid wasp (yellow jacket) nest from crevasse between concrete and brick? (snowflake details inside) [more inside]
posted by thatguyjeff at 9:51 AM PST - 13 comments

Anyone have any recommendations on a good Volvo mechanic in Seattle?

Anyone have any recommendations on a good Volvo mechanic in Seattle? Bonus points for West Seattle... [more inside]
posted by stenseng at 9:51 AM PST - 4 comments

What are some tips for adjusting to a new retail job physically?

My new retail job is killing me physically. I've been working here for about four weeks, and I thought my body would have begun to adjust to the routine by now, but instead it seems to get worse every shift I work. What are some tips for adjusting? [more inside]
posted by kittenmarlowe at 9:34 AM PST - 27 comments

Winning the Gay Marriage Debate One Tourist Dollar At a Time

Help with last minute planning for things to see in greater Boston Area tomorrow through Monday [more inside]
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:31 AM PST - 10 comments

Getting rewards out of academic travel?

I am a grad student in the early years of my PhD program. I am just starting to travel for conferences this year, and I anticipate no fewer than 4-5 trips a year in the future, and even more once I hit the job market. I want to start accruing rewards points/frequent flyer miles, whatever. What credit card or rewards program do I want? [more inside]
posted by slow graffiti at 9:20 AM PST - 10 comments

Screwed Up Meeting Room Audio System, Need Help

By inadvertently swapping amps of different power, a non-audio engineer has managed to screw up an entire sound reinforcement system and needs immediate advice on what to do next. (details inside) [more inside]
posted by Jamesonian at 8:45 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me score the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD.

[StarWarsFilter] For my friends' wedding, I am trying to get them a copy of the unremastered, original Star Wars Trilogy (Hope/Empire/Jedi.) Is there somewhere I can get it that isn't Amazon? [more inside]
posted by griphus at 8:39 AM PST - 23 comments

Need a non-flakey ergonomic keyboard recommendation

Microsoft Comfort Curve keyboard... love the layout and key feel... hate the flakiness. Any comparable keyboards out there that don't flake out? [more inside]
posted by schmoppa at 8:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Technically I'm a machine too. An electric meat machine.

What's the difference between Stanford's CS221 and CS229 classes? [more inside]
posted by mkb at 8:35 AM PST - 6 comments

What Droid apps are we looking for?

My SO and I each have a Droid X2 on with grandfathered in unlimited data plans. Waht cool games and apps can take the bes advantage of this? [more inside]
posted by sandra_s at 8:33 AM PST - 4 comments

Mission Impossible: Stress-Free Large Group Brunch in San Francisco

SF-filter: Please recommend a brunch place that is pretty much exactly like The Sycamore, but isn't The Sycamore. [more inside]
posted by superquail at 8:24 AM PST - 2 comments

Flats with a Hidden Wedge?

Simple as this: my favorite pair of shoes is wearing out. It's a pair of Hush Puppies black suede flats with a hidden wedge--i.e. they look like flats, but are actually just a bit higher and more comfortable (for me, anyway). So the question is: where can I find flats with a hidden wedge?
posted by Jane Austen at 8:11 AM PST - 8 comments

Android upgrade time

Tips and tricks foe upgrading from one Android phone to another? [more inside]
posted by hobgadling at 8:11 AM PST - 8 comments

What if we moved to Lausanne?

Tell me about living in Lausanne, Switzerland. [more inside]
posted by ohio at 8:06 AM PST - 7 comments

I want to create artwork based on copyrighted photos of public figures

I want to create artwork based on copyrighted photos of public figures. Can I do this? [more inside]
posted by halseyaa at 7:38 AM PST - 11 comments

Historical documents online?

My company got lucky and we're working on a web site for an amazing historical society, showcasing a ton of documents from their collection. Do you have any examples of how historical documents are being showcased online? Do you have any suggestions for what they don't do that you wish they would? [more inside]
posted by o2b at 7:37 AM PST - 19 comments

Broken Fridge maybe/maybe not?

Broken fridge; need refrigeration engineer help for insurance and maintenance purposes. Many technical geeky issues involved. Long post follows: [more inside]
posted by FauxScot at 7:09 AM PST - 7 comments

I want to teach live, online classes

Is it cost-effective (affordable) for a single person to conduct online video training? [more inside]
posted by grumblebee at 7:08 AM PST - 4 comments

How to calculate interest for a 26-months-overdue amount?

How to calculate interest on a long-overdue paycheck in small claims court? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:56 AM PST - 7 comments

Where do poppies bloom late in the year?

How to find where poppies bloom in autumn? [more inside]
posted by progosk at 6:52 AM PST - 2 comments

Lower the resolution on a Xoom tablet - how?

How can I decrease the resolution of my Xoom (Android, Honeycomb) tablet? [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 6:41 AM PST - 6 comments

Healthiest Foods in the World?

New Blendtec is here. Help me find the healthiest foods possible. [more inside]
posted by santaliqueur at 5:52 AM PST - 10 comments

Why won't my laptop stop scrolling on its own?

I have a Lenovo G560 laptop that has developed a habit of scrolling down on its own. I've tried everything I could find through Google to fix, including disabling the touchpad and updating mouse drivers, but it is acting as if the scroll-down button is jammed. Please help! [more inside]
posted by um_maverick at 5:32 AM PST - 10 comments

Achievement unlocked: successfully ended a conversation instead of walking away! games for Aspergers

How can I create a game that will give quest lines, experience, achievements, rewards for accomplishing social life skills? [more inside]
posted by Wuggie Norple at 4:49 AM PST - 4 comments

What to do with kids in London?

Tell me cool things to do with kids in London! [more inside]
posted by EtTuHealy at 2:52 AM PST - 29 comments

Are probabilistic theories scientific?

I'm struggling to understand the empirical content of probability theory. I understand the mathematical theory, and I understand how we get from empirical observations to a mathematical model. I do not understand how we get from the mathematical model back to the real world, e.g., what is the "empirical content" of a statement like "event x will occur with probability p"? [more inside]
posted by ochlophonic at 1:08 AM PST - 23 comments

I've been double-crossed!

Help me find this cool bikini top. It looks like a sports bra from the front, but with thin straps, and crosses twice in the back. [more inside]
posted by troublesome at 12:36 AM PST - 5 comments

September 7

Asking for a friend.

My friend is an artist who lives in Vancouver BC. A big commercial fine art gallery in the US owes my friend a lot of money for art sold but has only paid about 5% of what's owed so far. Any recourse for a Canadian artist trying to get money owed from an American gallery? [more inside]
posted by Phlegmco(tm) at 11:38 PM PST - 8 comments

Help! Vacation starts now, where should we go?

We have two weeks off starting Saturday. We have to start in Anchorage, AK, and don't really care where we go. We have a budget of $3-4k for everything. Where to? [more inside]
posted by AnOrigamiLife at 10:52 PM PST - 5 comments

Bird in a gilded cage, with a cuttlefish of infidelity and a newspaper floor of possible visa fraud

TL; DR: I think my marriage is at an end, and I need some coping strategies. May be the victim of visa fraud. No money for an attorney or another place to live. Help? Suck it up? [more inside]
posted by book 'em, danno at 10:33 PM PST - 39 comments

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

So, this is a a little embarrassing. Apparently, I know nothing about the rules of grammar and English composition. Obviously, I have some of the basics of writing down (you can read this right?), but I don't know any of the terminology and nitty-gritty details about how sentences are constructed in English. I need help with resources to quickly catch me up to all the other kids in my Advanced Composition class. [more inside]
posted by runcibleshaw at 10:25 PM PST - 28 comments

Is short term smoking worse than obesity?

Am I making excuses or is there a grain of logic behind smoking again to lose some weight? Details. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:14 PM PST - 28 comments

Are LP download codes legally giftable?

Does gifting a download coupon from an LP sleeve to someone else constitute copyright violation? [more inside]
posted by milk at 9:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Questions for the crunchy.

Looking for good (i.e., valid, not just feel-good) natural/organic health and beauty resources - blogs, websites, or books. Asked another way, the facial oil cleansing method and its equivalents seem great! But do they actually work, and where can I learn more? [more inside]
posted by xaire at 8:51 PM PST - 6 comments

Play with Your Food (and cutlery, dinnerware, tablecloth, salt shakers....)

My sister brings her nephews over for dinner on the weekends. While they're waiting for the food to be served, I want to entertain them. What are some fun stunts that you can do at the dinner table? I'm looking for quick tricks that can be done with minimal preparation/practice. Cool, entertaining stuff involving the typical things you would find at a table during meal times.
posted by storybored at 8:40 PM PST - 25 comments

Another term for "part time"

What's another term for "part time", that would be more appropriate when attached to someone who is on a company's board of directors? [more inside]
posted by farce majeure at 8:21 PM PST - 22 comments

Should I look for a lawyer?

Fellow MeFi's, I am debating whether I should dispute the outcome of a marine insurance claim. Any input from someone that has dealt with insurance companies would be greatly appreciated. However, as I realise that my opinion on the matter is obviously biased, any independent assesment of the situation would also be very useful. [more inside]
posted by c13 at 7:51 PM PST - 8 comments

What does a fasting blood glucose of 102 mean?

What does a fasting blood glucose of 102 mean? [more inside]
posted by mintchip at 7:37 PM PST - 23 comments

how to measure compressor vibration on a vehicle

the vibration of a vehicle compressor is a response to the input of the engine, and the resonant charcteristics of the comrpessor, and the stiffness of the system it is mounted to. how does one measure the influence of the bracket on the response of the system? [more inside]
posted by edtut at 7:28 PM PST - 4 comments

The Rule of Flaw

I'd like to make a list of commonly known "rules" that people have learned and follow, but are in fact not rules at all, and by following them people are led astray. [more inside]
posted by Balonious Assault at 7:15 PM PST - 63 comments

Help me find my favorite pen?

Help me identify and find this writing pen I remember. [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 7:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Job sites for Bay Area non-engineering tech jobs?

What are the best online resources for finding non-engineering and non-design jobs at tech companies in the Bay Area? [more inside]
posted by emily37 at 7:11 PM PST - 2 comments

Can you help me figure out why my cat is so manic about water?

Why does my late middle aged cat always crave water? [more inside]
posted by krisak at 7:04 PM PST - 38 comments

Help us have a great honeymoon in France

I'm traveling to France on my honeymoon (huzzah!) soon, and I'm looking for advice on how to travel well and be comfortable abroad. We'll be visiting Ajaccio (Corsica), various towns in Provence as part of a bike tour, and Paris. [more inside]
posted by scottso17 at 6:57 PM PST - 5 comments

To drink diet or not to drink diet, that is the question

I know diet soda is supposed to be bad for you for various reasons. Are diet non-soda drinks (Snapple, diet Arizona or Turkey Hill iced tea, etc) the same amount of bad, or is there anything more redeeming about them since they aren't soda per se?
posted by mlle valentine at 6:56 PM PST - 21 comments

Making the best whiteboard "chalk talk" for a faculty interview

Please suggest ways to make the best possible whiteboard "chalk talk" for a biological sciences faculty position interview at a research university in the U.S. The style of the chalk talk can vary widely by institution, and this handout describes some formats and has some suggestions. In practicing, I realize I have trouble writing legibly and remembering not to stand in front of what I've written, so I would especially love specific suggestions to address those issues.
posted by grouse at 6:46 PM PST - 3 comments

When Is My Time Up Really Up At Work?

How do I tactfully and professionally find out how long a long-term temp position may go for at my current position? [more inside]
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 6:45 PM PST - 11 comments

Any professional genealogists out there?

How can we get our family tree verified by a reputable genealogist? [more inside]
posted by ofelia at 6:11 PM PST - 8 comments

how to survive perfectionist boss until a new job offer comes

My boss is brilliant at what he does - except for the management part. He is highly critical of himself and others, has little to no people skills, and he's making me miserable. It's making me self-doubt my abilities and the negativity is creeping into my personal life. What can I do to deal with my perfectionist boss while I make my exit strategy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Its the end of the world and not only do I feel fine, I want to know what business to start

What are some currently viable small business plans and passive income ideas that are collapse resistant? [more inside]
posted by DaftMythic at 5:48 PM PST - 15 comments

Need a low-cost website content management system for a professional networking organization

Please help me find a website content management system for a professional networking organization staffed entirely by volunteers on a tight budget. [more inside]
posted by rkent at 5:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Grind down our lead painted windows?

Conflicting problems with both non-closing windows and likely lead paint in a Los Angeles rental. Maintenance plan to grind them all down later this week and I'm pregnant and worried about the dust. I would deeply appreciate some advice on how this might play out and how to handle it (yes, not legal advice) especially advice from those who know about California and LA rental issues. [more inside]
posted by crabintheocean at 5:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Is it dangerous to be left to one's own devices after IV sedation?

Is it dangerous to be left to one's own devices after IV sedation? [more inside]
posted by smilingtiger at 4:52 PM PST - 20 comments

What music video has vampires and snow?

Looking for a music video from between 5 and 10 years ago. It was rock, and started with some guys in a cabin in the woods, at night, in the winter. They meet some girls, and it seems like they're having a normal party until the girls turn out to be vampires and eat all the guys. There was blood and scenes of the girls chasing the guys out in the snow.
posted by Imago at 4:48 PM PST - 0 comments

If You Give a Kid a Soccer Match...

My son, a soccer player and avid Manchester City and Manchester United fan, is turning 17 on the date of the Man City vs Man United match (April 28th, 2012). Since we were considering a trip to Europe next year, the stars all seemed to be in alignment for us to schedule our visit around his birthday. I wrote to inquire about tickets for the match. In return, I received a lovely reply...but I don't understand it! Please hope me. [more inside]
posted by misha at 4:46 PM PST - 15 comments

I, for one, welcome our umbrella overlords

Creative uses for a broken umbrella? [more inside]
posted by bad grammar at 4:44 PM PST - 13 comments

Please help me look at parenthood in a more positive way.

Please help me look at parenthood in a more positive way. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:43 PM PST - 35 comments

I Bill, I declare, I pay tax. What am I missing here?

What pitfalls to look out for with earning and declaring additional income in the UK? Also advice on charging for international marketing trips needed! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:43 PM PST - 1 comment

My workplace is offering incentives to employees who can save money. What can I suggest?

My workplace has announced they will soon be offerings monetary rewards for employees who can think up ways to save money on operating costs. I want to cash in. Ideas? [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 4:39 PM PST - 22 comments

frame job

I am going to build a shed from scratch. Simple construction: plywood over wood frame. I'm wondering if there is a rule of thumb for estimating the amount of framing material you need given the surface area of a building (the walls and and roof, the roof would need more framing material though ( assuming an A-Frame))?
posted by gregg at 4:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Let's assume that I am the stupidest person that ever lived. Explain to me what JavaScript is, what it does, and how a moron would go about learning it...

Let's assume that I am the stupidest person that ever lived. Explain to me what JavaScript is, what it does, and how a moron would go about learning it... [more inside]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 4:33 PM PST - 36 comments

Ways of finding a room to rent in Den Haag / The Hague

I'm looking for ways to find a room to rent in The Hague. [more inside]
posted by svenni at 4:16 PM PST - 7 comments

A Tokyo mansion for February.

What's the best way to arrange a one-month rental for February in Tokyo? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 4:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Guilt is universal

How do I abandon guilt, when my behaviour isn’t hurting anyone? [more inside]
posted by b33j at 4:10 PM PST - 18 comments

A bit down in the dumps...

[Messy-housemates-filter] You won't tidy up, but I'm not allowed to either?! [more inside]
posted by fix at 3:57 PM PST - 23 comments

Speed limit: 1 minute per hour

Where can I find a map that shows driving distance instead of just physical distance? [more inside]
posted by brenton at 3:14 PM PST - 19 comments

Help me replace my evening drink with something that isn't alcohol.

Help me replace my evening drink with something similar, but not. I very much enjoy dark beer and red wine, but I'm looking for options that aren't alcohol. Something sip-able. [more inside]
posted by 2oh1 at 3:10 PM PST - 47 comments

After Effects: Editing an effect without changing the parent layer

Adobe After Effects question: I have a video clip I've imported into AE that I've applied an advanced lightning effect to - the thing is I want to cut the effect out before the clip ends. The clip is 5 seconds and I want to cut the lightning out at 3 seconds. [more inside]
posted by clockworkjoe at 3:01 PM PST - 3 comments

Score, this ain't no game this is war

Where can I buy one of these golf scoreboards? (Preferably a laminated one).
posted by holdkris99 at 2:45 PM PST - 3 comments

Internet connectivity problems with 2Wire Modem and Mac?

I have ATT Wi-Fi Internet (not U-Verse). And I've been running into connectivity issues with the 2WIRE modem that have been plaguing me consistently for the last year. More inside, but just an FYI, I have a Mac. [more inside]
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 2:35 PM PST - 3 comments

Why do people use (tm) and (c) and (r)?

What are the rules, or guidelines around the use of the (tm), (r) and (c) signs? They seem to be ubiquitous in corporate English, but as far as I can tell they're both unnecessary and ugly. Is putting a (tm) on a trademark something that's considered a required prerequisite to protecting it?
posted by Sebmojo at 2:18 PM PST - 8 comments

Can you help me figure out the name of this trance song I used to love?

Can you help me figure out the name of this eastern-sounding trance/techno song I used to love? [more inside]
posted by derogatorysphinx at 2:08 PM PST - 3 comments

A non-Catholic but still recognized wedding?

Help us try to reconcile our desires for having an outdoor wedding with my the wishes of my fiancée's family / the rules of the Catholic Church. We're in Houston, TX and trying to figure this out. It's making our wedding planning very stressful! [more inside]
posted by swhitt at 1:25 PM PST - 22 comments

Looking for catering in Montreal's West Island

I'm looking for a catering service in the West Island of Montreal that will deliver fresh meals to private homes. Bonus points for an online menu/ordering interface. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by cleverevans at 1:24 PM PST - 5 comments

OS X Lion Address book alternative?

What is the best replacement for the terrible Mac OS X Lion Address Book? I was fine with the previous version, but it is now completely different. [more inside]
posted by reeddavid at 1:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Looking for the horror movie that gave me nightmares as a kid

I'm looking for a horror movie that I've watched as a kid. What I can remember / reconstruct: probably not made after 1970; may have been black and white; protagonist was an old man who was haunted by a dead friend of his called Abe. [more inside]
posted by rjs at 12:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Minicomic -> Short film -> ?

I self-published a minicomic that someone now wants to adapt into a short film. Awesome! What issues should I be aware of? [more inside]
posted by mumblingmynah at 11:38 AM PST - 6 comments

Smart car smart or not so smart?

Do you now or have you ever owned a Smart car? Did you like it? Hate it? Was the premium gasoline a pain? Was the mileage underwhelming or totally satisfactory? Did it blow over in a strong crosswind? Would you recommend it or passionately warn against it? Thoughts? [more inside]
posted by xmutex at 11:33 AM PST - 27 comments

Help me buy clothes for my girlfriends birthday!

Help me buy clothes for my girlfriends birthday! (petite small) [more inside]
posted by modoriculous at 11:26 AM PST - 18 comments

Need help with a small website design challenge

I'm building a simple website for a "PumpkinFest" event that my son's school is running this fall. I'm OK with the HTML, but I'm looking for some help creating a background graphic. I'm not sure how to find a designer/Photoshop expert for help with this small project. [more inside]
posted by stuehler at 11:14 AM PST - 7 comments

What can a neurologist do for my migraines?

I've suffered from migraines all my life, but I've never see a neurologist for them. After a string of particularly disabling attacks, I'm considering asking my GP for a referral. What should I expect from a neurological evaluation? It won't be cheap, so I'd like to know more about what's involved and whether it's worthwhile, in comparison to simply asking my GP to prescribe triptans or other medications I haven't yet tried. (Bonus question: recommend a great neurologist in Sydney, Australia?)
posted by anonymous at 10:54 AM PST - 9 comments

senseless rules

How do I deal with a basically useless rule that I am supposed to enforce (at work)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:54 AM PST - 25 comments

A name my business?

I am looking for a name for my new elevator consulting company. The name under consideration at this time is "elevation" with the webiste being elevation-consultants.com?? We do design of systems for new construction high rise buildings. Renovation and inspections of existing building elevator/escalator systems. Please give me your thoughts. Please let me know your thoughts!!!
posted by McVey at 10:38 AM PST - 24 comments

Powder down there = powder everywhere?

I find that powdering my "down there" during the hot, wet, sticky part of summer helps to fend off funk and prevent chafing. How can I apply it without powdering the floor as well? [more inside]
posted by bluejayway at 10:37 AM PST - 15 comments

The Con's Piracy

How can I encourage someone to think more critically without coming off condescending? [more inside]
posted by Christ, what an asshole at 10:23 AM PST - 42 comments

Best Italian restaurant in NYC for a large, rowdy group

What's the best Italian restaurant in NYC that I can get a reservation for 10+ for this Friday night? [more inside]
posted by MsVader at 10:15 AM PST - 28 comments

Snow Mecha and Other Winter Japanese Activities

What to do during a January honeymoon in Japan? [more inside]
posted by spamguy at 10:10 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me feel like I'm at home...

Songs about home - what are your favorites? [more inside]
posted by snowysoul at 10:03 AM PST - 69 comments

Whither the indent?

Whither indentations? I've noticed lately that people are not using paragraph indentations for business correspondence and other public writing (e.g., public policy whitepapers.) Why is this? Is it good or bad?
posted by yarly at 9:31 AM PST - 27 comments

Where should I buy my PC?

Who will build me a desktop PC? [more inside]
posted by nadawi at 9:30 AM PST - 14 comments

Database from Word.doc

How to make a database from word doc? [more inside]
posted by Ideefixe at 9:16 AM PST - 7 comments

Moving overseas permanently, need moral support!

My husband and I have decided to "settle down" in Australia - his home country (I'm from California); we'll probably make the move in about a year. I've lived in Australia before, but the permanency of it is...new. I was wondering if anyone had any advice or knew of any good resources for expats or "lifers". [more inside]
posted by jrobin276 at 9:04 AM PST - 12 comments

Polo Logo Database

Where can I find a directory of clothing designer logos for clothing, specifically those put on polo-style shirts? Lacoste crocodiles and Ralph Lauren polo players, etc. [more inside]
posted by JeremiahBritt at 8:41 AM PST - 4 comments

My super power would be the death sneeze.

What's the best way to go about fixing my sinus/allergy/sneezing problems (including establishing a case history for surgery)? [more inside]
posted by RolandOfEld at 8:39 AM PST - 18 comments

Digital video filter: can you watermark videos files?

Digital video filter: can you watermark videos files? [more inside]
posted by Murray M at 8:38 AM PST - 9 comments

Things really do cost more, don't they?

Looking for a certain Newsweek chart and other articles about the same topic (cost of living in the US). [more inside]
posted by Melismata at 8:32 AM PST - 4 comments

Different types of the letter "a"

Typography / InDesign Filter. How can I change the letter "a" of my Gotham typeface? The "a" displayed by default is the "two-story a". However I'd like to use the "one-story" one. I know I can switch manually each "a" of my document via the Glyph window in InDesign. But is there an easier and faster way to automatically switch from "two-story a" to "one-story a"? I've searched in the Preferences panel / Text panel without success... I have InDesign CS5, Font Explorer X Pro and work on Mac. Thank you in advance!
posted by OrangeCat at 8:20 AM PST - 2 comments

Give me internet, or give me death.

What is wrong with my Airport Base Station and why won't it let anyone with Windows connect to the internet? [more inside]
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 8:18 AM PST - 7 comments

Should we ask for compensation for cleaning our new apartment?

Our new apartment was completely filthy. I'm writing a letter to the landlord to express our frustration. My roommates want me to ask for money; I think this would be counterproductive, but I tend to be non-confrontational and pessimistic about this kind of thing. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:17 AM PST - 14 comments

Booty Call disguised as genuine Me Likey?

Can a Long Distance Relationship Work Out? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:16 AM PST - 17 comments

Need a good headset

I need recommendations for a good headset with mic for recording. The mic can't shake when I move my head, and the headphones need to be insulated enough so the mic doesn't pick up what's coming through the headphones. [more inside]
posted by arniec at 8:11 AM PST - 9 comments

Workplace etiquette -- how to gracefully decline free training when it costs my sanity?

Professional etiquette: I think "free informational webinars" are a waste of time. My supervisor frequently recommends that we attend one or another. Do I look insubordinate or unambitious if I speak my mind? [more inside]
posted by trunk muffins at 8:04 AM PST - 13 comments

Top-notch personal development books?

Are there any personal development books that aren't a bunch of woo? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 7:45 AM PST - 25 comments

Need a paper shredder that won't break

I need a paper shredder that doesn't suck. [more inside]
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 7:45 AM PST - 8 comments

Oldest ruler ever?

Anybody know who the oldest king/ruler of a country has been throughout history? [more inside]
posted by Mossy at 7:44 AM PST - 7 comments

Does this gay thriller novel sound familiar to you?

Does this gay thriller novel sound familiar to you? [more inside]
posted by missed at 7:42 AM PST - 1 comment

Must See Google TV

Recently picked up a Logitech Revue with Google TV and am looking for some great web-based video content that looks good on a TV. So far enjoying the Ben Heck show, hak5, gametrailers.com. What else am I missing? [more inside]
posted by Otis at 7:33 AM PST - 2 comments

What is this art?

Does anyone recognize this painting or artist? [more inside]
posted by something something at 7:32 AM PST - 3 comments

Mial preferences in Outlook for Mac 2011

Can I change the order in which new mail messages are read in Outlook 2011 for Mac? [more inside]
posted by krista_p at 7:27 AM PST - 1 comment

Feeling nostalgia for the present...

Of course all my hoping didn't work, and I'm ageing. The people I love also are, to my dismay. [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 7:09 AM PST - 67 comments

Private investigator wanted in Washington DC / n. Virginia

Looking for recommendations for private investigator / detective in Washington DC and northern Virginia area. If you know of anyone good, please suggest. Thanks.
posted by miomiomio at 7:01 AM PST - 1 comment

Recommend a lawyer?

I'm looking for a lawyer in the Detroit Metro area (in or around Livonia) specializing in issues related to child custody and divorce. Any recommendations would be very much appreciated.
posted by kbanas at 6:57 AM PST - 0 comments

Geezer Prom

Please help me find some events, nice restaurants, and semi-formal occasions to get really dressed up for in and around southern New England, and not feel overdressed, for a bunch of 45-year-olds?
posted by maloon at 6:30 AM PST - 7 comments

Alphabet street

What font does graffiti / street artist Ben Eine use? [more inside]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 6:22 AM PST - 7 comments

You are feeling very wakey...

Recommend a dawn simulator alarm clock for me! [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 6:00 AM PST - 9 comments

Numbers in the news

What's that quote? Something about each statistic in a news article reducing readership by x%. I can't for the life of me remember the exact words and who said it.
posted by tavegyl at 4:10 AM PST - 4 comments

Why do asian girls love to hold each other's hands?

So many young Asian girls holding hands. Why? [more inside]
posted by bystander at 3:54 AM PST - 31 comments

Small injury makes it to the big screen

Movies/shows where an actor's last-minute injury or mishap was worked into the final shooting? [more inside]
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 3:18 AM PST - 29 comments

greens party votes as cultural indicator

can you please help me find a map of % greens party votes by electorate, or even better by polling station at recent elections in Australia. I am intending to use this as measure of the fitzroy/berkeleyness of potential places to live. [more inside]
posted by compound eye at 3:02 AM PST - 4 comments

Can you help me identify this beautiful vintage British sports car?

I've been wondering and Googling for some time about the make and model of the extremely beautiful vintage-looking British sports car that's seen here sitting outside one of my all-time favourite English country pubs. One day, I'd like to own one, so I'm hoping it turns out to be repro... Can anyone suggest what it might be? And if not that, what it might resemble?
posted by pyotrstolypin at 3:02 AM PST - 8 comments

Quiet hair clippers for one year old

What's the best quiet set of hair clippers for cutting a one-year-old's hair? [more inside]
posted by mistersix at 2:45 AM PST - 10 comments

Horror Themed Photobooth?

HorrorFilter: Trying to brainstorm a homebrew, DIY "photobooth" setup for a Halloween party in a month. Backdrop, props, maybe a set piece. Any ideas for something fun and easy (ergo, cheap)? [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 12:59 AM PST - 3 comments

September 6

How to get past this online guy

How to deal with live in fiancée and an online relationship coming between us? [more inside]
posted by ot_refresh at 11:47 PM PST - 45 comments

How does that make you feel?

How can I be more mindful and "in touch" with my feelings, and how can I articulate those feelings using words for other people? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:31 PM PST - 12 comments

Light box (and other) recommendations for Seasonal Affective Disorder?

Looking for Seasonal Affective Disorder recommendations on light boxes etc.! [more inside]
posted by UniversityNomad at 11:01 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me pickle my turnips

Looking for a recipe for fresh-pack turnip pickles designed for hot water processing. [more inside]
posted by leahwrenn at 10:29 PM PST - 3 comments

Air Force Tech School Phases - When can I see my boyfriend?

Air Force Tech School Phases - When can I see my boyfriend? [more inside]
posted by audio at 10:18 PM PST - 7 comments

My socially disordered coworker scares me more than he annoys me.

Coworker definitely has a social disorder (undiagnosed) and the suggestions given by my boss to handle the situation have not worked and I've become very anxious and have difficulty keeping myself from acting out towards this person when they continue with the unsettling behavior. [more inside]
posted by RoadMapper at 9:50 PM PST - 47 comments

Help, I'm stranded and I need some moneyz.

A hacker hacked into my facebook and changed my email. Facebook can't do anything because both the email and password have been changed. Is there some back-door way to re-change (re-hack-?) the facebook? [more inside]
posted by lockstitch at 9:07 PM PST - 10 comments

Rent-a-Kitchen?

Looking to rent a commercial kitchen in NYC. [more inside]
posted by Hactar at 8:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Who is the great singer over credits in 2010 movie "Point Blank?"

The 2010 French movie "Point Blank" -- who is singing over the credits at the end of the movie? She is great, the band is great, it's a hot song, but I saw no mention of the song/band/singer as the credits rolled, and I cannot find reference to this anywhere online, aside from other people wondering who is singing also. [more inside]
posted by dancestoblue at 8:25 PM PST - 3 comments

Into every driver's lap, a lot of rain must fall....

I have a 2009 Ford Focus SE, 4-door, manual transmission. The driver's side door leaks in the rain and three trips to the dealer have not resolved the problem. I have little faith that yet another trip to the dealer will help. Do you have a specific suggestion to instruct the dealer with? Or how should I go about going over their heads to someone higher in the Ford hierarchy, if that seems to be in order? Details inside to describe my lack of confidence and puzzlement about what to do... [more inside]
posted by Tandem Affinity at 7:57 PM PST - 7 comments

What is the name of this book that was about history of airline stewardess customer service training?

I'm looking for a certain book written in the sixties or seventies about the sociological aspect of the training of airline hostesses/stewardesses. Don't remember if it was entirely about this topic, or just a notable part of it. Some part of it may have been about how stewardesses had to curb the outward expression of their personalities to match stringent requirements of communication with passengers that rendered them almost carbon copies of one another. It was somewhat famous. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by jackfruit at 7:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Seeking advice on gifts to bring back from Istanbul

Seeking ideas for a wedding gift to buy during our upcoming Istanbul trip, as well as smaller souvenirs to bring back for friends. [more inside]
posted by croutonsupafreak at 7:32 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me turn these templates into a WordPress theme!

How do I convert HTML/CSS templates into a WordPress theme? [more inside]
posted by msk1985 at 7:31 PM PST - 14 comments

Staying friends with an ex who may be in denial about his sexuality?

A guy I was seeing abruptly decided he was not gay and cut off contact with me. How can I help him through what he's going through and preserve our friendship, or at least make sense of this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:20 PM PST - 20 comments

Help me learn to work faster and more efficiently

So I got some new responsibilities at my company (great!) but I am so slow at the new work it's dragging my day out too long and affecting my productivity with my existing work. Help me learn to be faster and end my long workdays before they end me. [more inside]
posted by Fire at 7:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Help a comics completist.

A few years back I found a website that listed out all the comics that Marvel has published throughout their history in a year by year basis. The page was set up in a very basic HTML grid format, but it was amazingly comprehensive. I need to find it to calm my anal retentive impulse to read all my back issues in chronological order. It was not Mike's Amazing World of Marvel Comics as much as I do love that site, it just isn't quite enough to fulfill my completist nature. Help?
posted by highfidelity at 7:07 PM PST - 5 comments

1-2-3 Car Magic

1-2-3 Magic filter: How do you count in the car? [more inside]
posted by colin_l at 6:29 PM PST - 11 comments

No, I'm not walking on porposies, or how to make orthotics not squeak.

I have to wear orthotics in all shoes. I have a few pairs of shoes I love (including the all-important sandals that one can actually wear orthotics with) that started squeaking horrendously with each step not long after I got them. This never seems to happen in the store. Does anyone have a solution that actually works for making such shoes actually wearable without the embarrassing noise?
posted by kbuxton at 6:16 PM PST - 9 comments

Easy low-carb vegetarian snacks and meals?

Any recommendations for very easy low-carb ovo-lacto vegetarian snacks or meals other than egg dishes or tofu stir fries?
posted by shivohum at 6:13 PM PST - 15 comments

What should we name our blog devoted to publishing great college writing and literature class assignments or exercises?

Naming filter: Help me name a blog devoted to publishing great exercises, activities, and assignments by and for instructors of college composition and literature classes. [more inside]
posted by cymru_j at 5:59 PM PST - 12 comments

Trademark Valuation

How does a small family business estimate the value of its trademarks? [more inside]
posted by Joanie Loves Yahtzee at 5:58 PM PST - 2 comments

Where to camp away from people?

We are looking to do a two night camping trip in the extreme northeast corner of Washington state. We would love to find a place to camp that is sort of remote- far enough away that we can have our dogs off leash, but close enough to a road to be able to pack in a decent amount of supplies. I have two questions: Is it legal to just drive up a mountain road and camp somewhere? Could we have a campfire without worrying about someone reporting us? We would avoid private property. Does anyone know of a place like this from personal experience? We would love to be by a lake.
posted by virginia_clemm at 5:46 PM PST - 9 comments

I think I need to communicate, but how?

New guy moving away in a few weeks--how do I tell him what I think? [more inside]
posted by queens86 at 5:08 PM PST - 23 comments

Please help me identify this plant.

What is the plant depicted in this stained glass window? [more inside]
posted by lunaazul at 4:54 PM PST - 14 comments

Identify these armless armchairs

Help me identify the grey chairs that are being moved at 0:03 in this Home Depot commercial. I wants them.
posted by billtron at 4:30 PM PST - 3 comments

L.A. for 5 days. What not to miss?

I'm going to Los Angeles for 5 days. What should I do there? [more inside]
posted by buckaroo_benzai at 4:18 PM PST - 16 comments

I understand the irony of this question.

Looking for the song from a recent Bing commercial (sigh). [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 4:18 PM PST - 5 comments

Has anyone had experience with life insurance policy locators?

Has anyone had experience with life insurance policy locators? [more inside]
posted by ziggly at 3:51 PM PST - 1 comment

Juvenile Science Fiction Title

I am looking for a juvenile science fiction series I read as a child in the 70s. The books were written in either the 1960s or 70s. I vaguely remember a book that may have been called "Rebel Planet" or "Rebel Prince" and it featured talking battle horses. I remember one passage where a horse turned back to its rider and asked "Kill?" when confronted with an unfriendly.
posted by zzazazz at 3:45 PM PST - 5 comments

Stuck like glue: a tale of over-attachment.

I get attached to guys really quickly; why do I do this and how can I stop? [more inside]
posted by DoubleLune at 3:23 PM PST - 8 comments

Please help me improve the sound of my iPod through my car stereo.

The stereo on my Toyota Aygo has an iPod jack, but the sound is AWFUL. If it's loud enough to hear, there's as much hiss as there is music. I've tried every possible volume adjustments between iPod/stereo. Will one of these headphone amps help? [more inside]
posted by cilantro at 3:22 PM PST - 17 comments

Need recommendation for very good PMP classes in the NY/NJ area?

Need recommendation for very good PMP classes in the NY/NJ area? My company will foot the bill. Please outline why you think the classes that you are recommending are good. Thanks in advance [more inside]
posted by r2d2 at 3:15 PM PST - 1 comment

AA meetings in NYC?

12-step tourism: Are there any NYC recovery meetings that are known to be particularly interesting, non-traditional, or fun? [more inside]
posted by jpziller at 3:13 PM PST - 7 comments

Summertime, and the parenting is easy?

Please give me ideas for projects and time wasting fun to keep the three year old and myself entertained out of doors at home this summer. [more inside]
posted by Catch at 3:06 PM PST - 16 comments

No, it's not Dooce.

I feel stupid blowing a question on this, but can you identify this blog I can't recall the title of? [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 2:40 PM PST - 2 comments

I'm looking for a book that was read at story time in 4th grade.

I am trying to remember an elementary school book that had a teacher who gave his students an in class writing assignment about why life is worth living, but none of the students write an essay that is good enough for him, so he rides his motorcycle off a cliff the next day. [more inside]
posted by weewooweewoo at 2:32 PM PST - 2 comments

I actually dye my hair to make it darker - and I like it that way

What to say or how to respond to people who are obsessed with having light features? [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 2:32 PM PST - 24 comments

Wi-fi subscription in Japan

I'd like to subscribe to a wi-fi provider in Japan that I'll be able to use with my laptop or phone. I'd like something that is a monthly fee. I'll be there as a legal resident, not a tourist. [more inside]
posted by reductiondesign at 2:26 PM PST - 5 comments

The gang that cannot address straight

Washington state foreclosure question: My mortgage company has failed over and over to get my address correct what is the deal? [more inside]
posted by Freedomboy at 2:19 PM PST - 1 comment

Is North Dakota as advertised?

Is North Dakota as advertised? [more inside]
posted by Query at 2:12 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me ID this SF story?

Can the hive mind help me remember a science fiction short story where people grow roots and become...plant-like? [more inside]
posted by blurker at 1:56 PM PST - 20 comments

Portland shrink needed!

Need a psychiatrist in Portland, OR [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:29 PM PST - 3 comments

How to best allocate my unexpected bonus?

Unexpected bonus of $1,000. How to handle - savings, 401k, something else? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:29 PM PST - 17 comments

Today on This Jankety Trailer: Replacing Your Dishwasher

Can you help this complete newbie replace the dishwasher in my broken down old mobile home? The plumbing is, to put it kindly, non-standard, and I'm not sure how to proceed without flooding my dwelling. [more inside]
posted by El Sabor Asiatico at 1:28 PM PST - 12 comments

How do I tell my blog readers that we've broken up?

I have a sort of popular blog and I occasionally blogged about my relationship with another blogger. We've broken up. How do I handle it? [more inside]
posted by idle at 1:24 PM PST - 16 comments

Activities in Cape May, NJ

Cape May, NJ filter: We're visiting Cape May for the first time this Thurs-Sun for our fifth wedding anniversary. We were hoping to make this a beach/pool trip, but unfortunately, the weather looks pretty miserable. Any suggestions on activities/locations in the area that we can enjoy despite the rain? Restaurant suggestions also appreciated. [more inside]
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 1:02 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I stop missing all the good movies?

Is there a tool for filing away titles of new movies I'm interested in watching and being reminded, later, when they become available online? [more inside]
posted by gurple at 12:54 PM PST - 7 comments

Usage of specific kanji for the name Hideyoshi

Am I using the kanji "" correctly, when combined to create the name "Hideyoshi" and translation of "flourish + beauty?" Am I even doing it right? [more inside]
posted by CancerMan at 12:49 PM PST - 13 comments

Cheap Cowboy Costume

Cowboy Halloween costume on the cheap [more inside]
posted by saladin at 12:23 PM PST - 14 comments

A couple of questions about selling a more expensive car on craigslist.

A couple of questions about selling a more expensive car on craigslist. [more inside]
posted by ratherbethedevil at 11:58 AM PST - 12 comments

How can I get IIS's Directory Browser to sort numbers like numbers, and not alphabetically?

How can I get IIS's Directory Browser to sort numbers like numbers, and not alphabetically? [more inside]
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 11:55 AM PST - 9 comments

You might think you're sexually active, but you'd be wrong!

[Possibly NSFW] Is it normal for a physician to define "sexually active" this way? And is my doctor's office sketch? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:38 AM PST - 42 comments

How to get 401K money back from former employer when you also need good recommendation from them during your job search?

How to get 401K money back from former employer when you also need good recommendation from them during your job search? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:38 AM PST - 25 comments

I need to make some things.

I want to make some stuff, some art in Atlanta. Where can I go? [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 11:37 AM PST - 5 comments

Hello, Clarice

Other than Silence of the Lambs and True Grit, which movies are aimed for a heavily male audience, and are centered around a female lead character who is not overtly sexy?
posted by Ashley801 at 11:32 AM PST - 66 comments

I KNOW. Well. Sometimes. :(

How can I curb my know-it-all tendencies and adjust the way I say or suggest things during a conversation? How can I come to terms with my frustration about being asked to filter my words when others aren’t tasked with the same request? [more inside]
posted by iLoveTheRain at 11:27 AM PST - 36 comments

When you accidentally butter your deck

I have stains on my deck from some spilled butter during a BBQ. How do I get them out? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 11:27 AM PST - 6 comments

The How of Positive Thinking

How do I put positive thinking philosophies into action? [more inside]
posted by philosophistry at 11:13 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me design the best (and shortest) matchmaking questionnaire

Matchmaking Judo: Help me design the best (and shortest) matchmaking questionnaire in the history of the world. I'm assembling a short list of questions that two strangers can quickly answer to determine if they might be a good match. [more inside]
posted by the jam at 10:53 AM PST - 34 comments

Guitars similar to Martin JC16RE?

Guitar advice required: something similar to Martin JC16RE Aura? [more inside]
posted by StephenF at 10:18 AM PST - 9 comments

Thesis rewrites and unexplained comments from supervisor

Thesis rewrites and unexplained comments from supervisor [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:03 AM PST - 19 comments

Learning about $

Way too many people in my life, including my wife and I, are well-educated but have no innate grasp of economics. How did you learn about all things money (microeconomics, macroeconomics, finance) in a way that stuck? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:02 AM PST - 34 comments

Going to Disneyworld for New Years weekend. Where should we stay?

Going to Disneyworld for New Years weekend. Where should we stay? [more inside]
posted by rbf1138 at 9:51 AM PST - 12 comments

TrumpetFilter II: Electric Boogaloo

TrumpetFilter II: Audition in a week, and no place to practice! Ack! [more inside]
posted by btfreek at 9:45 AM PST - 10 comments

Get me into the zone - and keep me there!

Any alternatives to GrooveSalad? Ambient tones, but most importantly, no vocals!?! Please fill my ears with distraction-free tunes! [more inside]
posted by cgg at 9:32 AM PST - 10 comments

How to schedule 100s of people online?

I need to recruit 500+ people in NYC to come in to do a study in a hotel conference room. They'll be in groups of 10, in 1-hour sessions. What can I use to let them (a) schedule themselves and (b) change their own signups? [more inside]
posted by dmd at 9:03 AM PST - 8 comments

Amperes to Arms current draw conversion confusion.

In measurements of electrical current draw, how do "amperes" compare to "Arms"? [more inside]
posted by aloiv2 at 9:02 AM PST - 4 comments

Short stay in Vancouver BC need odd/unique recommendations!

Short stay in Vancouver BC late September need unique, eccentric, idiosyncratic, unconventional, unorthodox, unusual, strange, bizarre, peculiar, odd, recommendations! [more inside]
posted by 5lbauthority at 8:31 AM PST - 9 comments

Not until I had my coffee...

I love my mom, but she bothers me first thing in the morning. [more inside]
posted by InterestedInKnowing at 8:18 AM PST - 16 comments

Girls' Weekend in PHX?

Phoenix for a girls' long weekend - recommend some fun things, please. [more inside]
posted by pointystick at 8:09 AM PST - 14 comments

Save my shoes!

How do I get the smell of dog poop off of the bottom of my shoes? [more inside]
posted by crankylex at 8:01 AM PST - 18 comments

Help me make a classroom mix for my 3rd graders!

I need music to focus, yet stimulate young minds. [more inside]
posted by shrimpsmalls at 7:49 AM PST - 8 comments

Asian slideshow background music needed

I'm looking for Asian music for background music for a slide show featuring Viet Nam, Thailand, China and Singapore. Suggestions would be appreciated.
posted by lanita333 at 7:18 AM PST - 3 comments

Great animal sanctuary destination?

Any great animal-sanctuary-destinations out there? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:03 AM PST - 12 comments

How do I stop judging them?

When my friends allow men to treat them poorly, I begin to lose respect for them. On an intellectual level, I know that it’s heartless and unkind of me to look down on my friends who are struggling, it’s victim-blaming, and I HATE that I feel this way. How can I stop it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:03 AM PST - 40 comments

I skipped this day in Home Ec.

Cleaning like it's 1949--help me figure out a better way to deep clean painted walls and mouldings. [more inside]
posted by availablelight at 6:52 AM PST - 21 comments

Teaching English to Spanish Nurses and Physios

I'm looking for materials for a university level program in Spain for the teaching of intermediate/advanced English to Spanish nursing and physiotherapy students. As coordinator of the programme, I'm on the lookout for recommendations for websites/other materials that I could use which people may have had positive experiences with. Hospital English looks pretty good, for example. The coursebooks will be the Oxford English for Careers (Nursing, Medicine series) by Tony Grice, unless anyone has any better suggestions!
posted by Holly at 6:47 AM PST - 0 comments

Good shoe store for men in the Triangle?

Shoe stores with skilled fitters and quality shoes in the Research Triangle, North Carolina, USA? [more inside]
posted by rachelpapers at 6:40 AM PST - 5 comments

Spiritual Tunes

I'm trying to add to a playlist of secular songs that have a basically "spiritual", Christian, or otherwise religious lyrical theme. Can you help? [more inside]
posted by crapples at 6:38 AM PST - 87 comments

Hoodie to fuel make believe

Parents (or others who clothe children) of Mefi - I need your help. Solid colored hoodies, unadorned, for small children/toddlers? Sizing question as well... please help a crafty non-parent? [more inside]
posted by librarianamy at 6:35 AM PST - 18 comments

Newborn baby hacks?

Is there any way to make the first few months after our baby is born special and meaningful and not just ruled by exhaustion? Any newborn baby hacks you can share? Bonus points for happy newborn stories. [more inside]
posted by n'muakolo at 6:30 AM PST - 52 comments

Is this an urgent care situation?

Medical Question: Persistent pain in the upper left abdomen and side. Is this an urgent care situation? [more inside]
posted by theantikitty at 6:25 AM PST - 12 comments

Things to do & see in Doha?

Looking for suggestions on things to do, places to see, restaurants to try, etc. while I'm living and working in Doha, Qatar for a month. [more inside]
posted by hootenatty at 6:23 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me to feel great about becoming a working Mum.

Working Mums: please help me to feel good about going back to work after 2.5 years off. I have two lovely boys, aged two and four. I've also got a new job starting in two weeks. I was so excited to get the job two months ago, and now, I just don't want to do it. [more inside]
posted by dimon at 6:10 AM PST - 11 comments

Overnight visitor parking in Brookline?

We are moving to Brookline, MA, and have an apartment with a parking space. No problem for us. But what happens when we have a weekend visitor (2-3 times per year). Where can they park? We are around Havard St. & Aspinwall St. [more inside]
posted by cavs33 at 5:44 AM PST - 11 comments

How to politely call off a date?

What is the protocol for cancelling a date? [more inside]
posted by windbox at 5:31 AM PST - 28 comments

Advice for starting a student dog-walking business?

Advice for starting a student dog-walking business? [more inside]
posted by Spamfactor at 3:58 AM PST - 3 comments

Build-Your-Own Macbook Pro?

Can you make a cheap hackintosh version of a Macbook Pro? [more inside]
posted by nmaster64 at 3:50 AM PST - 7 comments

To loan or not to loan...

If I can afford a car outright but it will almost completely wipe out my savings should I get a partial loan anyway? [more inside]
posted by Silentgoldfish at 3:35 AM PST - 16 comments

Identify this Libertarian SF novel?

Looking for a science fiction novel written by a Libertarian elected to (I think) the Montana legislature. [more inside]
posted by CCBC at 2:52 AM PST - 3 comments

Seeking London CBT counsellor

An acquaintance is looking for a therapist to help with OCD, possibly through cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT). Do any MeFites have any feedback on London-based private therapists, or advice on how to find one? [more inside]
posted by NoiselessPenguin at 1:39 AM PST - 3 comments

How to get iTunes to recognise new podcast episodes?

iTunes doesn't recognise that there are new podcast episodes available to download. [more inside]
posted by fresh bouquets every day at 1:27 AM PST - 4 comments

Identifying a 90s PC game

Trying to identify a PC game I played while I was young. I want to say it was a point and click adventure game with darkish themes. It was 2D, not isometric, and I seem to remember there being a level/levels in a silhouetted art style, and *maybe* claymation. (It's not neverhood.) [more inside]
posted by flatluigi at 12:21 AM PST - 9 comments

September 5

Best way to remove back hair in 2011?

Best way to remove back hair in 2011? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:12 PM PST - 12 comments

What are great drama/corruption/intrigue movies?

I really liked Edge of Darkness, State of play, Michael Clayton - what movies are similar to these? [more inside]
posted by fatmouse at 11:10 PM PST - 17 comments

I miss you, Firefox.

Firefox fail. [more inside]
posted by simulacra at 10:57 PM PST - 8 comments

looking for elusive closure

Is no contact really always the best approach? [more inside]
posted by timsneezed at 10:47 PM PST - 42 comments

Um. Hi. Remember Me?

Re-connecting with possibly supportive professor. What's the best way to do this? [more inside]
posted by gypsyroseme at 9:52 PM PST - 11 comments

Does quality of sleep suffer if you go from earlybird to night owl?

SleepFilter: Does quality of sleep suffer if you go from earlybird to night owl and do most of your sleeping after midnight/in the morning? "One hour of sleep before midnight is worth 2 after." How true is this saying? [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 9:47 PM PST - 14 comments

Mystery Photo: The Prince of Whales?

What is happening in this vintage photograph I found among my grandmother's photos from her early life? [more inside]
posted by jeanmari at 7:18 PM PST - 28 comments

Advice and Resources for an ESL Librarian

Just got a job as a librarian at an international school in Mexico. I've been given time with each class from grade one through six for forty-five minutes each week. I have pretty much total freedom and sometimes freedom is a pain to plan for. I'll be teaching basic library skills and doing read alongs which will be good but I'm having trouble finding resources on the internet. Ironic, I know: a librarian asking for help finding things, but I'm not a librarian by training. The most basic information may be very helpful. Any advice on elementary ESL libraries or some good resources would be most welcome. Books are a fine recommendation, but the internet is better.
posted by pynchonesque at 7:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Is it possible to edit takes in LogicPro?

Another LogicPro question. Actually 2 problems: (1) It seems impossible to follow the manual's instructions on editing multiple takes within one track (I can't "click-drag" on a MacBook). (2) I'm getting a weird error message. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by John Cohen at 7:02 PM PST - 10 comments

Are these cotton twill pants ruined from the dryer?

I have some cotton pants that I just washed for the first time (prior to now, I've worn only wool pants that were dry cleaned or jeans that were very sparingly machine washed). The new cotton pants were washed on the cold cycle and came out of the dryer (warm or hot, can't remember, but the pants are machine washable/dryable) with large patches of faded-looking spidery marks on the legs. I've ironed the pants, with lots of sprayed water, but the marks are still there. Have I ruined them, or is there something that can be done to get them back to a nice even navy blue all over?
posted by The Michael The at 6:52 PM PST - 13 comments

I need homeowner's insurance!

Some newbie questions from a longtime renter, first-time buyer: [more inside]
posted by Quisp Lover at 6:45 PM PST - 11 comments

Photo gear divestment

Have you downsized your photography kit? How'd that work out for ya? [more inside]
posted by schrodycat at 6:23 PM PST - 18 comments

So I found this tiger skin rug in a suitcase...

So I have this tiger skin rug... My uncle passed away and I found a bengal tiger rug in an old suitcase. http://www.flickr.com/photos/fleepy/tags/tiger/ I'd love to donate this tiger skin rug to a historical society/museum/conservation-minded cause. Any ideas? Located in NYC.
posted by BigJen at 6:15 PM PST - 16 comments

Once more into the abyss...

When you've pulled yourself back from an emotional meltdown, how do you stop from falling back in repeatedly while you're trying to feel better? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 6:13 PM PST - 27 comments

Is the Cost Truly a Benefit?

Charles Munger mentions in his USC speech the danger of harnessing technology and to recognize when it can hurt you. Are there any articles or books I can read that go in to depth on this concept? (Speech excerpt after the jump.) [more inside]
posted by mungaman at 5:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Identify this creature.

What is this mystery creature? [more inside]
posted by knapah at 5:20 PM PST - 5 comments

Cell Phone Unlock/Jailbreak Help?

Is it possible to unlock or jailbreak a verizon, samsung continuum, phone to make it useable with t-mobile? [more inside]
posted by snsranch at 5:02 PM PST - 7 comments

I'd like to actually be able to map my run.

Alternatives to MapMyRun? [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 4:23 PM PST - 13 comments

Acne acne, go away

I have mild to moderate acne. My dermatologist is trying to push me towards Accutane, are there any other treatments out there? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:19 PM PST - 39 comments

I'm the only one in my team who can't work 24/7. What's wrong with me?

I'm ambitious, driven, and have a lot to say. But I think my work ethic sucks. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:17 PM PST - 13 comments

How do you retain information from scholarly - history of facts, ideology, and economics largely - articles?

How do you retain information from scholarly - history of facts, ideology, and economics largely - articles? [more inside]
posted by SollosQ at 3:40 PM PST - 18 comments

How can a white guy learn to appreciate Indian culture?

How can I make the most of my time in Northwest London to understand Indian culture, cuisine, customs? [more inside]
posted by dougrayrankin at 3:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Goodbye CRT, hello world of confusion

After resisting the call of the flatscreen tv for an embarrassingly long time, my boyfriend and I are finally saying farewell to our twelve-square-foot CRT and taking the LCD plunge. After much research we've settled on the Samsung UN46D8000, but I have two special-snowflake hardware concerns. [more inside]
posted by firstbest at 3:30 PM PST - 27 comments

Surely I'm not the first person with this problem

Help me come up with a storage mechanism for my jewelry. [more inside]
posted by Phire at 3:29 PM PST - 27 comments

Home Theatre Projector questions from a cheap noob

Home Theatre Projector questions from a cheap noob... [more inside]
posted by dobbs at 3:21 PM PST - 8 comments

Why is my New York City apartment building vibrating?

Why is my New York City apartment building vibrating? [more inside]
posted by chasing at 3:13 PM PST - 12 comments

Where can I get my turntable fixed in NYC?

My turntable has broken. Recommend me a good repair shop in NYC. [more inside]
posted by ooklala at 2:20 PM PST - 2 comments

Please help me rid myself of these dark thoughts.

Please help me rid myself of these dark thoughts. [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 2:16 PM PST - 24 comments

What to do in London for a week?

What was your very favorite thing you did as a tourist in London?? [more inside]
posted by timpanogos at 1:50 PM PST - 63 comments

Less flail, more pirouette, please.

I want to be more physically graceful. What're ways I can introduce this into my life that don't take up a lot of my non-existent time? [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 1:41 PM PST - 13 comments

Exorcising a Bake-Neko?

Japanese Folklore Filter: If you believe that you are haunted by a Bake-Neko, or perhaps that someone has become possessed by one, are there accepted practices for exorcising it, according to any traditional Folklore sources?
posted by vacapinta at 1:39 PM PST - 4 comments

I need some bulk-mailing tips

I plan to mail 4,500 postcards to a different group of customers every day. And I want to do the majority of the work myself. Can you help me to master bulk-mailing? [more inside]
posted by banished at 1:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Talk me out of getting chickens.

I want to get chickens. Talk me out of it. [more inside]
posted by burlsube at 1:32 PM PST - 37 comments

Old fashioned tennis scoring or no?

Tennis filter: Settle a bet - In your metapinion is it the older players you play with who call the score 3-4 instead of 30-40 and 5-4 instead of 15-40 or does this shortform scoring seem not to be related to the age of the player? [more inside]
posted by Cosine at 12:57 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me help my thyroid

Am I being a paranoid android or do I have valid concerns regarding my thyroid? [more inside]
posted by CZMR at 12:54 PM PST - 20 comments

Female jazz singers?

I want to learn more about female jazz singers, but I like melancholy, pared-down music better than high-energy big band music. Can you recommend some songs to me? [more inside]
posted by colfax at 12:42 PM PST - 32 comments

Getting car insurance in Oregon for a car in Minnesota

I live in Oregon and I have never owned a car, but in a couple weeks I am picking up my grandpa's car in Minnesota and driving it back. I know I need to register the car in Oregon and have Oregon car insurance. Is there a way for me to do this before leaving for Minnesota on the 9th of September when I don't have the car physically with me? What information do I need? My parents live in New Hampshire, is it impossible to be added on to their insurance? I am a 21 year old male. I just feel confused and am unsure where to start. Thanks for your help!
posted by Corduroy at 12:15 PM PST - 5 comments

Dealing with Bipolarity

I am in need of bipolar power supply that is +/-5vdc to work with an electronic device that is not important (thus I'm not worried about frying it). I was wondering if it would be possible to get two 5 volt adapters and wire one into the +5v circuit and the other into -5v circuit with the corresponding -/+ wires going to ground? [more inside]
posted by cloeburner at 12:13 PM PST - 14 comments

Damn you old technology

Back again. In a previous question I asked about Sony 8mm videotapes in the Philadelphia area. Sadly the price for converting Sony HG120 tape, Sony 8mm MP120 tapes and Sony Video8 MP60 tapes is too expensive for the 3 or 4 tapes I have. I'd rather not pay $150 when the tapes might be mostly blank, have crap on them, or otherwise not be worth spending $120 on. Any ideas? Should I try to buy a cheap camera for these? Anybody want to lend their for a few hours? [more inside]
posted by furious at 11:55 AM PST - 2 comments

Where can I find a reliable and trustworthy mechanic in Alexandria,VA?

Trustworthy Auto-Repair in Alexandria [more inside]
posted by carefulmonkey at 11:43 AM PST - 9 comments

Wanted: Indestructable wallet.

I need a new wallet. I love myself the looks of the Muji aluminum card case. It's also the perfect size, but I'm worried about its durability. [more inside]
posted by furnace.heart at 11:37 AM PST - 24 comments

Lights. Camera. Rental.

I'm renting a Canon DSLR (60D or T3i) for our vacation in Seattle. Help me choose one single lens to rent with it. [more inside]
posted by santojulieta at 11:28 AM PST - 15 comments

Seeking to avoid the wrath of my vindictive ovaries by never having a period again: find me the right birth control pill.

Rein in my vindictive runaway ovaries: prescribe me an oral contraceptive that I can take continuously (skipping the placebo week) without breakthrough bleeding, preferably with mood-stabilizing powers. [more inside]
posted by sarling at 11:13 AM PST - 25 comments

How much would a costantly-on AC cost?

Can you calculate the electricity usage of one AC in one room and the percentage it would be in terms of the electricity bill? [more inside]
posted by atetrachordofthree at 10:46 AM PST - 14 comments

Ignoramus wants to learn how to fix a DSLR.

I want to learn how to personally repair a Canon 5D with an internal power problem. What resources should I look into in order develop this skill set? I do not care that this is silly, uneconomical idea. I am also well aware of the fact that developing this skill set will not be overnight. [more inside]
posted by Sticherbeast at 10:38 AM PST - 2 comments

Tell me my tooth is not going to fall out!

I got bashed in the face yesterday. Please tell me my tooth is not going to die. I know you are not my dentist. I am not sure if I need to go to the dentist. Yesterday afternoon at the cafe, I reached up high to move some kids' books that were stacked horizontally on the shelf above our BookCrossing shelf. Unbeknownst to me, balanced on the books, and totally invisible to anyone but a basketball champion, was a ceramic bowl filled with crayons. The bowl fell off the books and onto my upturned face, a distance of about 2-3 feet, I suppose. It bashed me on my filtrum, right over my right hand big tooth at the front. Hit the, well, the filtrum, hitting that and my upper lip into my gum (I seem to have bitten my lower lip and jarred my bottom teeth too). It bounced off and smashed on the floor. No bruise yet but really tender and I am scared I have damaged my tooth's root and the tooth will suddenly die! [more inside]
posted by LyzzyBee at 10:38 AM PST - 25 comments

How do I purge the basement of doom?

My house has an unfinished basement. It's a terrible mess and causing enough problems for my husband's allergies (we think) that it's not even usable right now. What can we do to get it straightened out? [more inside]
posted by ashirys at 10:36 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me playback some sounds on a costume prop

Where do I find a portable and programmable sound board-like thing? [more inside]
posted by Lemurrhea at 10:22 AM PST - 4 comments

Fun, free Hebrew fonts?

Where can I find some fun, free Hebrew fonts? [more inside]
posted by yersinia at 10:08 AM PST - 2 comments

Should I get a Thinkpad x120e or do I want something else?

I want a small, lightweight, Windows-based computer that's cheap, durable, and a pleasure to use. I need it for basic productivity, in-class note-taking, and web browsing. Am I looking a Thinkpad x120e, or am I missing something crucial? [more inside]
posted by Scientist at 10:03 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me find shoes that are stylish, comfortable, don't look sporty at all and are suitable for everyday use.

Help me find shoes that are stylish, comfortable, don't look sporty at all and are suitable for everyday use. [more inside]
posted by GlassHeart at 9:49 AM PST - 18 comments

Two much or not enough?

Two prospective renters both coming from out of town to look at my house next Saturday. Is my plan for handling potential conflict reasonable? [more inside]
posted by randomkeystrike at 9:42 AM PST - 19 comments

DC Management Training Resources?

Where in DC can I find good training course series about managing a department within a non-profit? [more inside]
posted by metajc at 9:24 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me ID this crappy movie

Please help me find what is probably A) an obscure 70s-80s made-for-TV alien/zombie movie and B) not worth watching in entirety, ever? [more inside]
posted by pepper bird at 9:23 AM PST - 1 comment

Shirt soaking

Bad idea? Soaking dress shirts in a bucket of water for a week at a time. [more inside]
posted by beerbajay at 8:53 AM PST - 18 comments

Eight legs, one belly, and a thousand eyes!

Can you identify this spider? Found in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
posted by blue_beetle at 8:52 AM PST - 4 comments

Is there a free online resource for British calorie counters?

Mum is trying to count calories in her recipes. Is there a free, online resource where she can look up nutritional information using British names for things (eg mince and courgettes, not ground beef and zucchini) and get the results in calories per 100g (not per 'medium item' or per 2/3 cup)? [more inside]
posted by nowonmai at 8:35 AM PST - 11 comments

how to PRACTICALLY add the missing component in my busy life

how to PRACTICALLY add the missing component in my busy life. I have good career and family. But I want to answer my calling. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I want to get started by either take classes or do volunteer work. What is more efficient, more practical and beneficial to me? Sincerely seeking advice here. [more inside]
posted by akomom at 8:00 AM PST - 14 comments

Preparing to travel to Paris in the year 1900

Any recommendations for books (fiction or non-fiction), maps or websites on the events of the year 1900 in or around Paris. English only, I'm afraid. Many thanks!
posted by korej at 7:54 AM PST - 6 comments

70mm will do.

How am I going to see Lawrence Of Arabia? [more inside]
posted by zvs at 7:49 AM PST - 15 comments

I'm trying to track down an audio/sound art piece from the 1960's (I think).

I'm trying to track down an audio/sound art piece from the 1960's (I think). [more inside]
posted by paulrockNJ at 7:32 AM PST - 5 comments

Suggestions for preschool drop off?

The big pre-school drop off? Suggestions from the hive welcome. [more inside]
posted by k8t at 7:20 AM PST - 29 comments

Copy iTunes song?

She bought a song in iTunes. How can I copy it to my computer? [more inside]
posted by LonnieK at 7:11 AM PST - 12 comments

You fucked up. You trusted us!

Rented my house to a bunch of jerks. Besides the usual, they broke things I don't know how to value. Help? [more inside]
posted by swngnmonk at 6:21 AM PST - 44 comments

Give a doggy something to do?

Keep a border collie busy? [more inside]
posted by superfish at 5:20 AM PST - 17 comments

Fancy restaurants in NYC

I'm looking for recommendations for a really nice restaurant in NYC to send my parents to as a thank you. [more inside]
posted by cholly at 5:09 AM PST - 25 comments

Could this be an allergic reaction to doxycycline?

Could this be an allergic reaction to doxycycline? [more inside]
posted by suncoursing at 4:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Web Developer or Project Manager?

I'm an exhausted hybrid web developer/project manager/computer support person and would like to specialize. Please advise me. [more inside]
posted by JuliaKM at 3:59 AM PST - 4 comments

"Clean All the Things"

The little things you do that keep you at the top of your game at work. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 3:13 AM PST - 12 comments

Any efforts to organize laws in wiki format?

How about a wiki for laws, reflecting their most current state? [more inside]
posted by harwons at 1:38 AM PST - 18 comments

Broke my collar now what?

I think I just broke my clavicle. What's the cheapest way in NYC to deal with this? [more inside]
posted by nathancaswell at 12:23 AM PST - 14 comments

September 4

How to display Google Earth History?

How can I get 3 months of my Google Latitude History to show on a map? [more inside]
posted by LarryC at 10:35 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me build state of the art PC

Help me build a computer that is able to effortlessly run the most advanced games of today and tomorrow. [more inside]
posted by AMWKE1984 at 10:15 PM PST - 15 comments

Ken Kesey meets Jungle Book?

[RADIO THEATER] Animals in a jungle; Narrated by Ken Kesey(??) accompanied by a live orchestra? [more inside]
posted by a_green_man at 10:00 PM PST - 0 comments

Etsy Etiquette?

Etsy etiquette for neg/neutral/positive feedback?etsy etiquette? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:48 PM PST - 14 comments

Can I beat priceline?

Negotiating a chain hotel room for a longish stay... Possible? [more inside]
posted by rouftop at 9:39 PM PST - 17 comments

I must witness the choking firsthand

Where online can I watch the Rugby World Cup (from Australia)? [more inside]
posted by coriolisdave at 9:05 PM PST - 10 comments

A gift that keeps on giving

We have approx $2500 shared amongst several people that we want to give to charity. But rather than a one off payment to a chosen charity, we want to figure out a way to use the money in a way that keeps on giving. Is't possible?? [more inside]
posted by mooza at 8:57 PM PST - 13 comments

you can't be afraid of people just because they look different

My 7-year old daughter is afraid of a child with a facial deformity at her school. Does anyone have suggestions for helping us overcome this? [more inside]
posted by astrid at 8:47 PM PST - 35 comments

Would I be better off in grad school or on a psychiatrist's couch?

I am on the verge of applying to a graduate program in history at UMaine, but I am worried that I'm doing it for the wrong reasons. I grew up in a very blue collar family in rural Maine, and I've always wanted to prove that I could succeed in an academic career. Do any of you guys have a similar experience, and if so did you make the decision to go to grad school? Did it meet your expectations, and did it exorcise your demons? [more inside]
posted by jwhite1979 at 8:33 PM PST - 38 comments

Let's totally rip out and rebuild something together.

What is the proper way to replace rotted siding and fascia (looking for someone to enumerate the layers and materials) so that the house is well sealed and weather protected? [more inside]
posted by hanoixan at 8:32 PM PST - 3 comments

Custom dog crate for my car.

I need a custom dog crate for the back of my cage. [more inside]
posted by digividal at 8:24 PM PST - 5 comments

What is the millennial vision of the future?

Can you help me find movies from the 2000s that were set in the future? Are there any themes that link them together? [more inside]
posted by Danila at 8:09 PM PST - 18 comments

Bulk collectable card and comic appraisal

Like every other kid born in the 1980's I collected comic books, baseball cards, comic cards and MtG cards. Also, like ever other kid born in the 1980's I was a absolutely certain to become rich by holding onto these things for the coming years. We were all wrong and we all still have them in our closets. I realize that they are worth very little since everyone kept these 'collectibles' closely guarded so supply outpaces any possible demand but still I'm sure there must be a handful of slightly valuable finds in the entire lot. Does any service exist where I give them my 'collectibles', they sort through everything and give me a honest appraisal or offer?
posted by snoopydies at 8:05 PM PST - 13 comments

How close could a satellite get to the sun, and how much energy could it harvest?

If some future civilization decided that they should tap solar energy at the source for industrial purposes, how close to the Sun could they site their energy collection facilities without having them burst into flames/die from radiation degradation, and how much energy could they harvest? Just to keep things simple, say they use photovoltaics or some other technology we have access to. [more inside]
posted by AdamCSnider at 8:02 PM PST - 8 comments

Analog clock display on Mac OS X.6.4 Question

Did Apple remove the floating analog clock feature in OSX.6? [more inside]
posted by Tchad at 7:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Hire fixers separately or hire one contractor to lead the work?

If I need plumbing, painting, electrical, HVAC work and carpentry work done on my newly purchased home, is it better to hire one contractor for all the work or just find a separate painter, electrician, HVAC guy etc? I am a first time home buyer, so sorry if this is an obvious question. [more inside]
posted by dottiechang at 7:41 PM PST - 7 comments

How to stop drinking and keep my social life?

How can I stop drinking and maintain a social life? [more inside]
posted by CorduroyCorset at 7:41 PM PST - 28 comments

Denver CPA Needed

Need a CPA in the Denver area that specializes in small business tax laws. [more inside]
posted by shew at 7:33 PM PST - 2 comments

5 minute games to play in class?

What are some great 5 minute long games to play with students at the middle school level? [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 7:29 PM PST - 20 comments

Down at heel

I'm starting to do barbell squats, but I can't keep my feet flat on the floor. Advice? [more inside]
posted by dontjumplarry at 6:44 PM PST - 12 comments

Sasso olive oil

Where can I order Sasso olive oil in the US? [more inside]
posted by pakora1 at 6:04 PM PST - 5 comments

Emulating people to improve productivity at work & home

Is it normal to wanting to emulate a certain person at your job? My guess is yes, but I find myself doing this all the time. One day, I want to be as ambitious as General David Petraeus and it shows in my work - my productivity increases. This goes on for a few weeks... recently I've been reading about Tim Cook (Apple's new CEO) and aside from being very impressed with him, I have a more of an "industrial design" approach to my work... help! (more examples below.) [more inside]
posted by msposner at 6:04 PM PST - 15 comments

This tension is making me sew angry!

New sewing machine rawr! I am trying to take in my pants, but I can't get the correct tension no matter what I do! [more inside]
posted by two lights above the sea at 6:01 PM PST - 20 comments

Novels, Stories, or Movies Like Planescape: Torment

Which novels, short stories, or movies have the same "feel" as the CRPG Planescape: Torment? I loved that game when it was released, played it through multiple times, and I'm jonesing for a more-of-the-same experience. [more inside]
posted by cupcakeninja at 5:43 PM PST - 7 comments

I'm not crazy about you (yet?)

How long to give a potential relationship before breaking it off? [more inside]
posted by Small Pockets at 5:42 PM PST - 21 comments

7 year old girl keeps flashing back to accident

Is there anything I can do about after effects of a (relatively non-horrendous) car accident in my 7 year old daughter. [more inside]
posted by alcahofa at 5:37 PM PST - 19 comments

What can we do without walking?

How do we entertain visitors when they can't walk far? [more inside]
posted by linettasky at 5:25 PM PST - 17 comments

does a convertible still have a complete faraday cage?

top gear taught me cars are protecting their occupants from lightning by working pretty much like a faraday cage. they also taught me car companies don't really test this. I drive an audi TT convertible with not much more than a bit of cloth above my head in thunderstorms. should I be scared of lightning or am I still inside a faraday cage?
posted by krautland at 5:10 PM PST - 19 comments

Pattern Migration

What should I make to participate in artist Stephanie Syjuco's community textile art project? [more inside]
posted by rumposinc at 5:00 PM PST - 8 comments

Dinner party music recommendations

Recommend me some nice indie records to play at low volume during a dinner with friends. [more inside]
posted by drpynchon at 4:50 PM PST - 49 comments

What's the best platform to showcase my photography?

I want to share all the nice photos I take, and showcase the really awesome ones. Between all the photo sharing services, blogging tools, and online portfolios, what would be a good combo for me? [more inside]
posted by Opal at 4:45 PM PST - 4 comments

Shed some insight for us

Seller accepted offer on house. Now for the inspection. There is a large shed that I am pretty sure may not pass inspection/ FHA loan rules. The wiring is exposed and un-capped on the ends, you can actually see where there was a small fire from these wires. Also, the wood is rotting in many places on the outside. The shed is assesed (taxes) at $3400. If it needs to be torn down, do we ask the seller to rebuild or for a break in the sale price? It would cost us about $5,000 to rebuild the same size shed. Should we compromise and ask for a prefab shed (less expensive but smaller)? We will of course consult our realtor, but I want to hear about any similar experiences you may have had.
posted by MayNicholas at 4:35 PM PST - 11 comments

Need LOC numbers for 7500 books.

Have library of 7500 print books. Have Android phone with barcode scanner. Want to order them by Library of Congress number. Is there an app for that? [more inside]
posted by tully_monster at 4:13 PM PST - 7 comments

Can anyone help me find a cabin in Blue Ridge Georgia for a couple of nights?

I'm looking for an inexpensive cabin rental in the Blue Ridge area of Georgia for a couple of nights at the end of October. Advice from anyone who might know a thing or two? A hot tub would be a super big plus. [more inside]
posted by pandemic at 3:53 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I prevent the little kitty pee spots on the sofa?

My cat refuses to use toilet paper. [more inside]
posted by amro at 3:46 PM PST - 9 comments

Only Cold Roses

What could I possibly love more than Ryan Adam's Cold Roses? [more inside]
posted by Pademelon at 3:46 PM PST - 13 comments

They're selling "Sexy Raccoon" this year?!

There are a lot of things I love about the idea of going as La Calavera Catrina for Halloween this year, but I'm worried it might be offensive. What other costumes might incorporate the same sort of elaborate, open-ended craftiness and dramatic design? [more inside]
posted by you're a kitty! at 3:40 PM PST - 16 comments

O Canada! Tell me of your funny witch movies

Attention Canadians! I need help identifying a witch/fairly tale movie from the late eighties. [more inside]
posted by villanelles at dawn at 3:33 PM PST - 1 comment

How to be an ok person while doing animal rescue?

I have started being really active in the dog rescue community. I specifically work mostly with pugs and pug mixes (but I'll help any animal in any way I can, it's just so overwhelming and I love pugs so I have focused there) My problem is, how do I process and cope with the abuse? [more inside]
posted by yodelingisfun at 3:26 PM PST - 20 comments

Transferring a car title from an auction sale in Pennsylvania

Out-of-stater thinking about buying a car at auction in Pennsylvania. The title isn't at the auction house, but at a "messenger service" in town. Is this standard practice? [more inside]
posted by zxcvz at 3:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Divesting old gold in Bklyn, no intimidation wanted.

Need guidance for a friend in Brooklyn who wants to sell some old (personal and family) gold and jewelry. [more inside]
posted by cgk at 2:40 PM PST - 6 comments

Looking for Portuguese/India gold wedding bands (in USA)

It's time to look for wedding bands, but I can't stand the bland cold-looking yellow gold that is sold here in USA. I like the coppery, reddish, warm look that seems common in Portugal/India. I already own such jewelry and would like the wedding band to match. [more inside]
posted by midnightmoonlight at 2:20 PM PST - 17 comments

My monitor shifts position every time it loses signal or shuts off.

I have a Dell E248WFP monitor. Every time it loses signal (IE turning off/on the computer), the entire screen will move about 1/8" down and to the right. This problem has been replicated with different computers and DVI cables. This problem is easily remedied by opening up the monitor options on the monitor itself and telling it to reset to factory default settings for "Position Only." Turn the monitor off, and I have to reset position all over again. I am at 1920x1200 resolution. Any help will be greatly appreciated. I will be online all day working so I will be available to provide any additional information, should it be requested. Thank you.
posted by Mr_Crazyhorse at 1:33 PM PST - 7 comments

I vacuumed a part of my printer.

I may have accidentally vacuumed up part of my printer... I was cleaning up around my computer with the vacuum cleaner and I started to vacuum around the printer. My cat likes to sit on top of it so lots of hair tends to get inside. Anyways I stuck the nozzle inside and it sucked up the foam pad that the printer head gets cleaned on. So here's the two part question: 1. Is it possible to get a replacement foam pad? If not, is it worth cutting up the vacuum bag and retrieving it? 2. How can keep my cat from hanging out on my printer? My printer is a Canon Pixma 9000 pro mk II.
posted by fzx101 at 1:29 PM PST - 12 comments

Should I feel bad about flirting while my kid is with me?

What is the etiquette for flirting when I'm with my daughter? [more inside]
posted by Capt.DooDooFace at 1:27 PM PST - 21 comments

Do I want to live in Fife, Scotland?

Put my mind at ease - is there anywhere nice to live in Fife, Scotland? [more inside]
posted by farfaraway at 1:10 PM PST - 9 comments

Ancient Egyptian Underworld and Afterlife in Film

I'm looking for movies with scenes involving the ancient Egyptian underworld/afterlife. [more inside]
posted by egeanin at 1:05 PM PST - 9 comments

How do I catalog all of my iOS apps in one place?

I want to put together a list of every iOS app I've ever purchased. And I've purchased a LOT. I know I can go into my account information on Itunes and pull purchase history, but it only displays in small 'batches' at a time and I can't cut & paste from there. Next thought is to pull it from Itunes receipts in Gmail, but I don't want to have to go into each email & cut/paste into another document. Is there any way to concatenate all the emails automagically? Is there another solution for this I'm not thinking of?
posted by mattholomew at 12:43 PM PST - 7 comments

Romantic bars in Chicago?

Anyone know of a romantic bar in Chicago to go for after-dinner drinks on a Friday night? [more inside]
posted by swingbraid at 12:43 PM PST - 8 comments

Lost Thought, Lost Mind

Where is my mind? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:35 PM PST - 18 comments

Friend having relationships with homeless clients.

My friend works with the homeless and keeps having relationships with her clients. What can I do, or should I not do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:35 PM PST - 19 comments

I want chocolates from a specific shop in Paris delivered to the US: please help me figure out how to do it.

I want to order from a chocolate shop in Paris, Jacques Genin, and have it shipped to the United States. But, Jacques Genin doesn't seem to even have a website, let alone online ordering. Is there a service I can use to buy and ship the products for me? [more inside]
posted by Susan PG at 12:30 PM PST - 2 comments

Looking for more to do in a restaurant than eat!

What restaurants/bakeries/bars/food-places in Boston are a memorable experience for ambiance or other non-food reasons? [more inside]
posted by heyforfour at 12:16 PM PST - 7 comments

how to respond to'what do you think of my house?'

Help me with a simple, polite, but to the point response. [more inside]
posted by ebesan at 11:56 AM PST - 33 comments

Hackey Sackey

When did hacking acquire the patina of illegality? [more inside]
posted by to sir with millipedes at 11:41 AM PST - 14 comments

A fowl odor. How do I get rid of it?

Shooting for the weirdest food question of the year -- how do I get the smell of varsol out of a chicken? [more inside]
posted by liquado at 11:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Do these genes make me look cancerous?

A distant cousin (2nd) contacted my sister to tell us that his daughter (3rd cousin) had tested positive for the BRCA2 gene (she doesn't have cancer though). My father died from renal-cell carcinoma and his mother died from some kind of female cancer (the story varies, but it was probably uterine or cervical cancer). Should I, as a male, be worried? Should I bother getting the genetic testing? [more inside]
posted by 1000monkeys at 11:13 AM PST - 10 comments

Beach Boys meet George Romero?

Looking for some background I swear I read related the song "Sloop John B" to tales of ghost ships, zombies and other nautical/Caribbean folklore. [more inside]
posted by Brittanie at 11:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Arnold Palmer-drinking character?

I recently read or saw something in which a character drinks Arnold Palmers, and I can't remember what it was! Does anyone remember this detail about a character, literary or otherwise? [more inside]
posted by to recite so charmingly at 10:33 AM PST - 11 comments

Dear landlord, thinking we're evil tenants is neither true nor helpful.

Could I request that my landlord put all communication in writing, apart from emergencies? [more inside]
posted by waterandrock at 9:54 AM PST - 13 comments

Can she have quality and quantity?

Do you have a dog with hip dysplasia? Any suggestions? Details within. [more inside]
posted by space_cookie at 9:38 AM PST - 5 comments

How can I get podcasts to play at a normal speed?

Why does audio downloaded on my iPad play slowly? [more inside]
posted by eclecticlibrary at 9:20 AM PST - 5 comments

name this please

What is the technical name of this text format where a certain part of the bigger text is highlighted and presented in a box. See the link below here. What is the technical name of the bit which says " The Mona Lisa had spent two years on Peruggia’s kitchen table. ‘I fell in love with her,’ he said from jail" about half way down the page. Extra points for someone who can suggest a wordpress plugin that allows this.
posted by london302 at 9:03 AM PST - 6 comments

Advice on choosing interior trim colors

I want to paint my house interior trim a neutral/white color that will complement a wide range of wall colors in different rooms. How do I select from the gazillion whites out there? [more inside]
posted by mr_roboto at 8:55 AM PST - 16 comments

Finding an artist from MP3.com

Whatever happened to Dingo & Gonchar? [more inside]
posted by DuckFOO at 8:11 AM PST - 1 comment

I'll assume monotonic, but is it even linear?

A Google recruiter has asked me to rate my Python skill on a ten-point scale. Can anyone calibrate this scale for me? At the moment, all I know is that ten is the better end, and since Google employs Guido van Rossum I don't want to overestimate. What's a three? a five? a seven? or is this some sneaky test of second-order knowledge and how I deal with bizarrely underspecified problems?
posted by d. z. wang at 7:33 AM PST - 10 comments

Simi Valley Day Tripper

Los Angeles tourism filter: Day trip to Simi Valley and Reagan Library? Help. [more inside]
posted by Flood at 7:14 AM PST - 7 comments

I already work for you for free!

Can you help me navigate a conflict situation regarding differing expectations for my responsibilities as a volunteer? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:12 AM PST - 23 comments

Got on the pill, but can't get off

Hormonal birth control is screwing up the sexy time. Alternatives? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:12 AM PST - 26 comments

Welcome to the magic kingdom

Memorable slogans or mottos to carve on a beds headboard. [more inside]
posted by Iteki at 5:46 AM PST - 36 comments

Please let me just sneak quietly out the nearest exit

Resignation etiquette: Is it unprofessional / bad manners to try to discourage your colleagues from planning a farewell function for you? [more inside]
posted by Weng at 2:56 AM PST - 14 comments

OD. vs. MD for eyeglasses?

Is the LensCrafters O.D. prescription screwed up or do I just not understand something? [more inside]
posted by Kahomono at 2:23 AM PST - 6 comments

September 3

Problems from polydypsia?

Assuming I maintain my electrolytes, can drinking large volumes of water be bad for my health? [more inside]
posted by gilsonal at 11:28 PM PST - 16 comments

An instructor by any other name...

How should I address a university instructor I don't know in an email? Possibly overthinking things. [more inside]
posted by ootandaboot at 10:57 PM PST - 47 comments

If my worst year ever culminates in me having bedbugs, I am going to eat my own arm.

A bedbug? In a bathtub? No, right? Right? Tell me things and calm me down. [more inside]
posted by millipede at 10:21 PM PST - 13 comments

Should I tell my friend to get checked for a congenital disease?

Should I tell my friend to get checked for a congenital disease? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:00 PM PST - 20 comments

Why are microscope lenses so small?

Why are microscope lenses small and camera lenses large? Surely having large lenses on microscopes would let you gather more light from the thing you're trying to examine and give you a clearer picture.
posted by Joe in Australia at 9:31 PM PST - 9 comments

Going Dancing in Toronto.

So it turns out that Guvernment in Toronto has an ultra expensive cover charge for Labour Day. Are there any other clubs/venues of similar size and type? [more inside]
posted by empatterson at 9:03 PM PST - 3 comments

Cheap TV to use as monitor?

Looking for a small (~15") TV to use as a monitor and for playing video games on. What are the options? [more inside]
posted by LSK at 7:33 PM PST - 3 comments

Beyond Consumer Reports

I'm going to be buying a used car soon, for around $3000. Unfortunately, Consumer Reports doesn't have a reliability chart for beaters. [more inside]
posted by freshwater at 6:35 PM PST - 20 comments

Looking for a thin, easy-to-pack jacket

Looking for a thin, easy-to-pack jacket [more inside]
posted by GraceCathedral at 6:13 PM PST - 11 comments

Who said "It's better to be Irish in America than it is to be Irish in England"?

Hi Folks, Does anyone know who may have said (something along the lines of) "Being Irish in England is a bit of a disadvantage. But, in America it is a bit of an advantage."? [more inside]
posted by coollibrarian at 6:10 PM PST - 4 comments

Setting boundaries with people (men, in particular!)

How do I set boundaries with people while staying true to my accepting, easy going nature? [more inside]
posted by sunnychef88 at 6:02 PM PST - 9 comments

I just want to eat vegetables again.

I'm in the middle of a tough transition: I'm starting graduate school and just moved far away from everyone I know. The problem is that I have had a near-constant nausea and aversion to many foods since I've been here (3-4 weeks). Any ideas for helping me to feel normal again? [more inside]
posted by LizzyBee at 5:59 PM PST - 13 comments

Probability Question

Probability Question [more inside]
posted by nickhb at 5:56 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me retrieve my data

Help! Repartitioning failed, can't see the contents of my partition, and it has all sorts of important, un-backed-up things on it. [more inside]
posted by BungaDunga at 5:52 PM PST - 13 comments

Adventure Cycling doesn't always have the best route.

We're in Corvallis, OR, on bicycles. We're trying to get back to Davis, CA, (from Portland) but our pace has been 30mi/day rather than the 50mi we expected. How do we get home with our two recumbent bikes by September 13 and enjoy it too? [more inside]
posted by sibilatorix at 5:47 PM PST - 12 comments

Alien life?

What are these strange things growing on my bicycle spoke?!
posted by TheCoug at 5:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Is there anything like Garageband for an Android tablet?

Vicissitudes of switching from iPad to Android [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 4:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Books about life on the American WWII homefront.

I am looking for books about what life was like on the American homefront during World War 2. [more inside]
posted by Captain_Science at 4:45 PM PST - 13 comments

Why is it hard for me to gain an erection and cum?

Why is it hard for me to gain an erection and cum? [more inside]
posted by shywolf91 at 4:23 PM PST - 19 comments

Please give me ideas (ideally recipes) for showstopper pareve desserts.

I'm bringing dessert to a Rosh Hashanah dinner next month. In the past I have brought Apple Hill Cake (delicious, but homier than I'm looking for) and regular honey cake. I'll probably still bring a honey cake for tradition's sake, but I'd also like to bring something fancier this time. [more inside]
posted by fingersandtoes at 3:53 PM PST - 15 comments

Zegna made to measure

I'm trying to understand the difference between Bespoke and Made-to-Measure. Specifically I'm wondering about Zegna (Ermenegildo Zegna) Made-to-Measure service. [more inside]
posted by the mad poster! at 3:12 PM PST - 12 comments

How to save face and salvage my career?

Do I resign and get unemployment or suck it up and risk getting fired? After 10 years at the same job, I finally faced my fear of change and started job hunting. I found a new job in my field with an organization that is well respected in the community. So I quit my old job that had its problems but where I had job security and many good friends. It was sad to leave but I was excited to take on a new challenge. Things didn't work out great. Sorry so long... [more inside]
posted by parkerposey at 3:06 PM PST - 22 comments

We are the hollow men, we are the stuffed men, headpiece filled with straw.

Why did the trolls from Homestuck explode at Otakon this year? [more inside]
posted by Nomyte at 2:54 PM PST - 13 comments

Considering buying an old pickup truck (Hilux), and teaching myself how to maintain/repair it. Where to begin?

Considering buying an old pickup truck (Hilux), and teaching myself how to maintain/repair it. Where to begin? [more inside]
posted by MetaMonkey at 2:38 PM PST - 9 comments

Window falling out - who's responsible and what to do?

My window is falling out. [more inside]
posted by serazin at 2:34 PM PST - 4 comments

Is public nudity illegal?

Is artistic public nudity protected as free speech in the US and elsewhere? Common suggests to me that it is illegal, public indecency, but how can it be so given the long tradition of nudes in art? Does the context of public nudity matter?
posted by tnygard at 2:33 PM PST - 13 comments

Why don't bank credits/debits post instantly?

Why don't bank credits/debits post instantly? [more inside]
posted by Seeba at 2:32 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me identify this electro song.

What electro/dance song is this? [more inside]
posted by joeyjoejoejr at 2:20 PM PST - 0 comments

Jazzy found-footage music videos on public access?

I'm trying to identify four short found-footage video collages (or their maker) that I saw on public access last night, each with jazzy music, rhythmic editing and a clearly defined theme. This is a bit of a long-shot... [more inside]
posted by a box and a stick and a string and a bear at 1:37 PM PST - 3 comments

How to convince my Kazakh student that her unlocked iPhone will work in Kazakhstan

Do you know anything about Kazakhstan, or how to say "the phone is already unlocked" in Russian? How about using an iPhone in Kazakhstan? Please help me reassure my extremely skeptical Kazakh student that her new, unlocked phone will work at home -- huge bonus points if you can do it in Russian (or Kazakh)! [more inside]
posted by amtho at 1:30 PM PST - 19 comments

Help requested identifying a novel I read in the early 1990s involving Triads and illegal Chinese immigration.

Help requested identifying a novel I read in the early 1990s involving Triads and illegal Chinese immigration. There was an American who was tasked with transporting a Chinese illegal alien across parts of the western US in an automobile (car or pickup truck). I think his eventual destination was WA or OR, and parts of the story were in CA, in a sweatshop (I think). The Triads were involved. Any candidate titles or assistance is greatly appreciated. Thank you Thank you Thank you.
posted by Ralph at 1:11 PM PST - 2 comments

Am I being scammed on Craigslist?

Am I being scammed on Craigslist? [more inside]
posted by efsrous at 12:59 PM PST - 36 comments

Should I be satisfied with the way my movers repaired this table?

Should I be satisfied with the way my moving company repaired this table? [more inside]
posted by enlarged to show texture at 12:38 PM PST - 14 comments

Is Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle "appropriate" reading for a 12 year old?

Is Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle "appropriate" reading for a 12 year old? [more inside]
posted by ennui.bz at 12:26 PM PST - 42 comments

Do you know of a good sex therapist in NYC?

Looking for a hard working sex therapist in NYC, skilled with anorgasmia [more inside]
posted by namesarehard at 12:01 PM PST - 3 comments

Malazan Book of the Fallen: Deadhouse Gates Plot?

Malazan Book of the Fallen: Deadhouse Gates Plot? [more inside]
posted by SweetLiesOfBokonon at 11:55 AM PST - 13 comments

Subverting the eyeglass monopoly

Ordering tri-focal glasses online for my mother: Any recommendations? Is this a horrible idea? [more inside]
posted by mandymanwasregistered at 11:21 AM PST - 7 comments

not a member of the IBTC

Where can I find babydoll nighties and other sexy lingerie for a petite but busty frame? They all seem to come in S, M, L and I need more support. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:09 AM PST - 17 comments

Is it worth it to keep my HDTV or just get a regular TV + Apple TV?

Just bought an HDTV. Is it worth it, or should I just get a regular TV + Apple TV? [more inside]
posted by deern the headlice at 11:00 AM PST - 20 comments

YouTube videos with Facebook preview on iPad?

How do I get a YouTube video to post with preview on Facebook from an iPad? [more inside]
posted by yellowbinder at 10:46 AM PST - 1 comment

Who painted this?

Painting identification: Who painted this? A friend saw it at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. He said it was a 19th century American painting hanging in a visible storage area and not in a regular gallery and that it wasn't labeled. Thanks!
posted by MaryDellamorte at 10:43 AM PST - 5 comments

dating a person who speaks a different language...

Dating someone whose native language is different than yours - can it work? Ever dated a latin american man? Are the cultural differences too great? [more inside]
posted by BlueMartini7 at 10:11 AM PST - 35 comments

intentionally causing crt burn-in

Any tips on intentionally causing CRT burn-in? [more inside]
posted by rottytooth at 9:20 AM PST - 14 comments

How Can I Enjoy Being Off the Grid?

I'm being forced off the grid, and I'm waiting to hear back from a couple of job interviews... how can I put this out of my mind? [more inside]
posted by smitt at 8:35 AM PST - 18 comments

Did I play this right? Potentially violent physical encounter.

Potentially violent physical encounter at the market earlier on. Did I do the right thing? [more inside]
posted by Scottie_Bob at 8:33 AM PST - 43 comments

Boil, Toil, and Troubled Poultry

[BoiledChickenFilter?]My 8-year-old son and I decided to make chicken noodle soup from scratch. What to do with leftover cooked chicken? [more inside]
posted by kuanes at 7:52 AM PST - 30 comments

History of Marlboro Reds cigarettes?

What is the branded history of the Marlboro Red cigarette? I am contemplating the history of marketing to women right now, and I am especially interested to know if the "Red" branding of today goes back to when the cigarettes had red filters to blend with lipsticks. Are they "Reds" of today called such because of the red packaging, the processing of the tobacco, the historical marketing to women, or something else entirely? It would be especially interesting to me if these cigarettes, which are hyper-masculine today, are direct descendants of a quintessentially feminine product.
posted by mortaddams at 7:41 AM PST - 13 comments

Sleepaholic

Sleepaholic. My propensity to go to bed/sleep my life away is starting to feel like a deleterious addiction. How can I beat this? [more inside]
posted by whalebreath at 7:37 AM PST - 16 comments

Requested charitable gifts we don't agree with.

Bride and groom are requesting charitable donations in lieu of wedding gifts. We like the couple, but aren't on board the charities they've chosen. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:18 AM PST - 42 comments

Europe air passes or other cheap ways around Western Europe for a non-student

I'm a Canadian backpacking around Western Europe with no rigid schedule, just an idea of where I want to go and what would be a reasonable order to go from point to point. I am over 26 so I passed on the Eurail train pass as I could only get a first class pass. Question about air passes or how to get cheap fares on short notice inside. [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 7:08 AM PST - 7 comments

Bruce Spr???steen

What are the lyrics to Bruce Springsteen's Badlands #2 (aka "Man on TV" edition)? [more inside]
posted by thewestinggame at 6:39 AM PST - 1 comment

How can I get my router to work with Bonjour on iChat/Adium?

How can I get my router to work with Bonjour on iChat/Adium? [more inside]
posted by wei at 6:26 AM PST - 4 comments

Have you seen this hammock?

My friend bought a hammock (or chinchorro?) in Colombia, and we can't work out how it was made - and, being nosy about such things, would like to know. It's some kind of bias-woven check, unlike all the ones with longitudinal stripes. Here's a random picture of the same kind of hammock; there are more pictures behind the cut. [more inside]
posted by Lebannen at 6:18 AM PST - 4 comments

Ah, so THIS is what parenting does to one's brain!

Where can I find color-coded "sheet music" to play on a Fisher-Price xylophone? [more inside]
posted by TEA at 4:48 AM PST - 4 comments

Whose "It's My Life" is it anyway?

What is the 1984 Talk Talk hit It's My Life actually about? This was the song that No Doubt covered in 2003. But is the subject matter? [more inside]
posted by Yakuman at 2:53 AM PST - 6 comments

How to find a cheap/free boardgame artist

How do I find an artist or Graphic Designer to do some pieces for a boardgame I am designing for cheap or free. Or am I doomed? [more inside]
posted by Cogentesque at 2:21 AM PST - 18 comments

What to wear!?

My husband and I are going to Key West at the end of the month to watch a commissioning ceremony for a new Navy ship. It's outdoors at sunset, the invitation says "Business Dress". [more inside]
posted by Jazz Hands at 2:13 AM PST - 9 comments

How to move automatically emails to a folder

Outlook filter: is there a way of creating a rule so that every message that becomes older than two weeks get moved from my inbox to another folder? [more inside]
posted by stenoboy at 1:39 AM PST - 2 comments

Slow browsing/downloading over wifi yet fast bt, why?

Wifi troubleshooting, I've tried everything I can think of, why am I getting such low speeds? [more inside]
posted by crashlanding at 12:31 AM PST - 13 comments

Creating Methods of Analysis for Dummies

When developing a method of analysis in scientific research, which rules and guidelines can you follow to make sure that the qualities by which you analyze things are valid, sound, relevant and related?
posted by Foci for Analysis at 12:19 AM PST - 15 comments

September 2

Will there be food at the steelband panorama?

Are there refreshments at the Steel Band Panorama tomorrow night in Brooklyn? [more inside]
posted by jrb223 at 11:11 PM PST - 1 comment

Dealing with fire & ice in affairs of the heart

I have been having an intense online correspondence and one amazing real-life date so far with a man who lives in a different city. He can be incredibly warm and open with me one day and then cold and distant the next. He told me he loves me but acts cool sometimes because he has a fear of abandonment after several women broke his heart in the past. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:26 PM PST - 46 comments

fear of the unknown

I'm 21, I might have MS, and the fear is making me go crazy. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:26 PM PST - 24 comments

Please help me solve a 50 year old mystery about my whistle

When I was much younger, it was very common for kids to put two fingers on their tightened lower lip and make a very loud and shrill whistling sound. For some reason, I could never get the hang of doing it. [more inside]
posted by konig at 9:00 PM PST - 8 comments

Name That Tune, Renfaire style?

Does anyone know the composer of this medieval tune? [more inside]
posted by Some Day... Soon at 8:56 PM PST - 2 comments

How to pwn a friend.

My friend agreed for me to full on tackle him... We are in the 10th grade, I outweigh him by probably 80lbs, and he said he would let me do it... Questions: can we get in trouble or suspended? Im will only be a few feet away, and he will have pillows, a helmet, and will land on some grass, can he (or I) get hurt? And finally, if one of us DOES get hurt, what will the injurys be?
posted by sizzil34 at 8:54 PM PST - 30 comments

Can I, too, kill the giant and burrow through his eye?

So, I'm reading Ender's Game to my son (per his request), agreeing with him how cool it might be to play the video game where he kills the giant, and naturally begin to wonder if anyone has made a playable version. I will assume that there exists a game out there which includes a stage with the giant scene in it. Has anyone taken a whack at making the entire game as we read about it in the book? Are there other examples of games that were originally suggested in books, now available to play?
posted by klausman at 8:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Making a Mountain out of a Molehill?

A guy followed me into a parking lot and tried to keep me from getting into my car. Please help me calm down, give me tips if this ever happens again, and tell me what I should do. [more inside]
posted by kingfishers catch fire at 8:29 PM PST - 86 comments

Brain Problem Situation On My Hands

I know you guys love your therapy. However, I'm not so much on mine. Tell me how I'm Doing It Wrong? [more inside]
posted by Because at 8:28 PM PST - 10 comments

Google Doc Gurus, your help is needed!

Please tell me(a spreadsheet noob) if I can convert rows from a google spread sheet into individual google docs. [more inside]
posted by momochan at 8:22 PM PST - 3 comments

Fatbird and Sadtomato unite!

Fun way to elope in BC? [more inside]
posted by sadtomato at 8:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Don't let dad hitchhike with the serial killers

How can I safely get my father from Des Moines to Rochester MN? [more inside]
posted by treehorn+bunny at 7:43 PM PST - 8 comments

Movie on how to make someone go crazy?

Does anyone remember a movie called "Flicker Lighter" or something similar about how to make someone go crazy by flicking lights, banging pipes, moving furniture? [more inside]
posted by Furious Fitness at 7:32 PM PST - 7 comments

I'm in need of a new carry-on bag, and don't like rollers (too big/bulky).

I'm in need of a new carry-on bag, and don't like rollers (too big/bulky). I'm in love with this Rapha bag, but not so in love with the price tag. Google has come up rather dry. Does anyone know manufacturers/sellers of similarly retro-themed bags?
posted by pcward at 7:03 PM PST - 6 comments

Help my back not hurt.

If you had an L5 injury, and you were a runner, how would you treat it? [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 6:28 PM PST - 15 comments

How can I find the average of multiple columns in excel without selecting each individual row that I want averaged?

How can I find the average of multiple columns in excel without selecting each individual row that I want averaged? [more inside]
posted by gibbsjd77 at 6:13 PM PST - 8 comments

What is considered a "good" GPA for grad school?

What is considered a "good" GPA for admission into graduate school? Extended beanplating and academic fretting inside. [more inside]
posted by dialetheia at 6:07 PM PST - 13 comments

Who can help me figure out what is in this medication(?)

A family friend went to a medicine man in South America and received an herbal medicine to heal her son's Aspergers. I am skeptical about such things, and feel she should not give him the medication without knowing what plants are actually in it. [more inside]
posted by Sakura3210 at 5:10 PM PST - 44 comments

Pink egg white? Is it edible?

Why is this egg white pinkish/reddish througout? Is it safe to eat? [more inside]
posted by artifarce at 5:08 PM PST - 10 comments

How to make myself overrule my brain and body burning out? burnout?

Feeling burnt out recently, but cannot go on a vacation or anything right now. How do I deal with this without stepping off the hamster wheel? I do have the Labor Day weekend off. [more inside]
posted by greatalleycat at 4:53 PM PST - 14 comments

What's the best way to show work to publishers at SPX?

What's the best way of showing my work to publishers at Small Press Expo? I have a portfolio of dozens of medium-sized narrative drawings from which I'd like to pick 10-12 to show. Is it best to e-mail ahead before the event to reserve time? To go to the event and ask when they'd be free to review them? I know how busy the SPX floor can get on a Saturday afternoon, so I'd like to hear from those who've tried there, at other shows and in general.
posted by the sobsister at 4:41 PM PST - 1 comment

Finding larger size shoes or getting them shipped for pickup in Europe

Finding size 14 / 48.5 shoes in Europe filter: I'm in Paris and soon to be in Amsterdam. I need some shoes for traveling and normally I buy online to avoid exactly this problem of finding my size. Barring some miracle of someone knowing a place in one of these cities where I can for sure get something, what would be the European equivalent of Zappos.com where I could arrange pick-up as a shipping option? [more inside]
posted by dino terror at 4:02 PM PST - 8 comments

I felt a need for wool

Does anyone have a good source for buying wool felt? [more inside]
posted by annsunny at 3:48 PM PST - 13 comments

Geo Database

Where I can find free United States geographic databases? I need a database with relationships between all zipcodes, areacode,cities,states,counties,neighborhoods, all with coordinates and detailed information if possible. How up to date does not matter, and I am looking for something free.
posted by digdan at 3:21 PM PST - 6 comments

Help a derby girl choose a name!

Help me, Metafilter, you're my only hope... of coming up with a rad roller derby name! I keep coming up with names that make references that my friend don't get/think are funny - can you help me find a way to please both myself and the masses? [more inside]
posted by Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld at 3:14 PM PST - 36 comments

I need fun/embarrassing/unique "How well do you know your groom?" party questions!

I need fun/embarrassing/unique "How well do you know your groom?" party questions! [more inside]
posted by rinosaur at 2:57 PM PST - 18 comments

Retrieve data from a flaky flash drive?

The drive in F: is not formatted. LIES! [more inside]
posted by jsturgill at 2:56 PM PST - 10 comments

Do light up keyboards help learning piano?

I am considering buying an electronic keyboard. I have some basic skills I'd like to improve, would one of the kind that light the keys up as you play along be helpful? Or is it just a gimmick?
posted by zingzangzung at 2:46 PM PST - 12 comments

Point me to these puzzles, please!

Does anyone know of puzzle magazines or books that are exclusively Pencil Pointers? It's that game in Games magazine that has the clues written into the puzzle itself. Like this: [more inside]
posted by lirael2008 at 2:28 PM PST - 7 comments

Another costume question early planning stages

I need two costumes for the end of October. Looking for themes and categories. But the hair matters. [more inside]
posted by kanemano at 2:17 PM PST - 15 comments

Anyone know what this bug is?

Anyone know what this bug is? A pic is here - found in Oxford UK today. [more inside]
posted by dash_slot- at 1:49 PM PST - 15 comments

Now that my prediction has come to pass, what's next?

A couple years ago the division of the company I worked in was sold. It was my dream job (though nominally the mechanical engineering manager I was system architect). The group was excellent, about 25 people designing and building measurement equipment. Things went wrong, so what do I do about it? [more inside]
posted by jet_silver at 1:33 PM PST - 2 comments

My Dream Bucket o' Bolts

Can you help me find an mp3 player with very specific qualifications? [more inside]
posted by herbplarfegan at 1:27 PM PST - 4 comments

Chiles Roja Fresca Enchilada Sauce Recipe

I'm looking for a red enchilada sauce recipe which is based on fresh (not dried) red chile peppers. [more inside]
posted by hippybear at 1:24 PM PST - 17 comments

I'll bring you down to Chinatown.

How do I move on after a big argument with my father-in-law? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:11 PM PST - 27 comments

Help me figure out the kitchen audio

We're remodeling the kitchen and, although I'm in IT, I don't know what to do with the audio. [more inside]
posted by TheShadowKnows at 1:08 PM PST - 8 comments

I would like to insure my musical instruments.

I would like to insure my musical instruments. [more inside]
posted by usonian at 12:45 PM PST - 12 comments

Oil's well that ends well.

If I seal wood with some oil (say, olive oil, or mineral oil), does heating the wood add anything to this process? [more inside]
posted by curious nu at 12:37 PM PST - 10 comments

external drive gone awol

I have a 2TB Western Digital "My Book Essentials" external drive for Time Machine that has gone missing. Its icon sat on the desktop till sometime in the last day or two, and now Snow Leopard and Disk Utility can't find it anywhere. I have rebooted, unplugged/replugged, changed USB ports, changed outlets for its power adapter, etc. It is still running as usual, nice and quiet with its tiny light on. It still powers up when plugged in. No weird sounds. I plugged it into a Windows computer and it was recognized as an unreadable USB device (since it is formatted for Mac). So apparently it is still a functional something. My secondary TimeMachine drive, also a WD My Book, is still recognized and running as usual. Any help or ideas? Thanks!
posted by methinks at 12:36 PM PST - 19 comments

What is this set of symbols advertising?

Can anyone identify this decal that I've seen on two different cars in the last week? [more inside]
posted by muddgirl at 12:34 PM PST - 8 comments

My bank wants to change. Is this good or bad?

Why is my bank becoming a stock savings bank rather than a mutual savings bank and is this a good or bad thing for me? Please assume complete, total and embarrassing financial ignorance in your reply: I know absolutely nothing, possibly less than nothing, about money, economics, banking, stocks and finance. [more inside]
posted by mygothlaundry at 12:34 PM PST - 10 comments

List Wordpress posts with number of views

Is there an easy way to create a single page list that will show how many views each of the posts on my Wordpress blog has had? It doesn't have to look nice for publication. I just want to identify my least popular posts so I can either re-write or delete them.
posted by 14580 at 12:32 PM PST - 4 comments

Recommend me some safe central London cycle routes to ride for fun.

Is it possible to do boris-biking for fun and exercise? I'm visiting the capital next week, and looking for recommendations of very quiet or ideally traffic-free routes in London - central enough to be able to do in a series of <30m boris-bike hires. Hyde Park and Regents Park are obvious options - are there any others?
posted by handee at 12:28 PM PST - 3 comments

Scott Pilgrim vs My Vacation

Scott Pilgrim vs My Vacation [more inside]
posted by Eddie Mars at 12:21 PM PST - 4 comments

I have a postgraduate degree. Now what?

I have a Master's degree. I have no idea how to break into the career field I want. I have class issues that I think are preventing me from feeling like I CAN break into the career I want. Please help me figure out how to "place" myself as I start a job search. [more inside]
posted by nakedmolerats at 12:11 PM PST - 17 comments

Subways got tiring after the 2nd day...

How to eat without a kitchen - is there such thing as healthy fast food? [more inside]
posted by veryblue1 at 12:04 PM PST - 31 comments

Mystery Program

Does anyone know what program this is? [more inside]
posted by it's a long way to south america at 12:04 PM PST - 5 comments

Where to stay in Sacramento?

Questions about Sacramento CA neighborhood and best place(s) to stay? [more inside]
posted by moxiequz at 11:17 AM PST - 8 comments

If I try out and / or break an item in a store in the UK, am I in any way legally obliged to buy it?

If I try out and / or break an item in a store in the UK, am I in any way legally obliged to buy it? [more inside]
posted by FuckingAwesome at 10:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Two Great Tastes That Go Great Together?

Asking for a friend: Buying a house and going to grad school...can it be done? There are various circumstances in my life which make this a very advantageous time for me to purchase a house, however, I am also planning to quit my job and go to grad school in the spring. The mortage payments will be less than I would pay in rent, and between help from family and financial assistance I will be able to afford all my expenses, but am concerned that if I apply for financial aid before finishing the mortgage paperwork, it will cause issues with the lender. Is this the case? If I don't purchase the house now, due to other circumtances it could easily be 6-8 years before I have this opportunity again, if ever. Any advice appreciated!
posted by odayoday at 10:49 AM PST - 7 comments

Can I finish my divorce in 2011?

What happens if the "default clerk" kicks back a divorce? [more inside]
posted by morganw at 10:46 AM PST - 4 comments

Animal skeleton ID?

What creature was this? Found it on the beach in Brooklin, Maine (near Penobscot Bay).
posted by jamjames at 10:36 AM PST - 11 comments

I need a good wifi-controlled robot.

I'd like to buy a little Internet-controlled robot I can use to monitor my cats during the day. [more inside]
posted by Terheyden at 10:35 AM PST - 9 comments

Mrs. Fossilblast, may I go to the loo?

Help me make a list of subject-relevant silly names for my substitute teaching gigs. [more inside]
posted by RedEmma at 10:22 AM PST - 16 comments

How to create a more welcoming hospital library?

Library anxiety - my patrons have it. How can I make our (already architecturally interesting and physically comfortable) hospital library feel more welcoming, while still remaining professional? What makes you feel comfortable in a library? Special snowflake details to follow. [more inside]
posted by brackish.line at 10:06 AM PST - 25 comments

Is it possible to prevent a user from exiting Front Row?

In Mac OS X, is it possible to prevent the user from exiting Front Row? [more inside]
posted by cirripede at 10:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me modernize my kitchen lighting!

How can I turn basic old track lighting into pendant lighting? [photos inside] [more inside]
posted by annabellee at 9:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me find futuristic Minnesota

I am preparing to do a photo shoot, and am looking for quasi-futuristic or ultramodern places in Minneapolis to use as a backdrop.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 9:43 AM PST - 11 comments

Me, Myself, and my Roadtrippin Computer

I love my screen real-estate. How do I get it on the road? [more inside]
posted by Folk at 9:32 AM PST - 16 comments

Should I cover my stitches?

To minimize healing time, is it better to cover stitches or not? [more inside]
posted by rockindata at 8:44 AM PST - 16 comments

Unhungry Bear

Old dog losing weight, can't get her to eat more volume; what can I safely add to her food to help her gain weight back? [more inside]
posted by galadriel at 8:24 AM PST - 37 comments

Higher resolution version of photo of Carl Sagan with the Dalai Lama

Where can a find a higher resolution version of this photo of Carl Sagan and the Dalai Lama looking at pictures of galaxies? Or failing that, does anyone know the source?
posted by caek at 8:24 AM PST - 4 comments

What are the rules when there are no rules?

Did I do a bad thing and ruin a good thing or be assertive and stand up for myself? Either way, what's the best way to handle things now? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:23 AM PST - 47 comments

Book identification: old study skills book

Can anyone identify this 25-year-old book? It's a book on study skills (reading, note-taking, time management, etc.) for college students, published before 1985. There's one particular line. In the section on time management, the authors note (paraphrasing): This may seem like overkill now, but if you become (say) a lawyer, you'll need to manage your time far more intensively. Does anyone remember reading this? [more inside]
posted by russilwvong at 8:21 AM PST - 4 comments

Getting back up to date

About a year and a half ago my graphics card crapped out. I'd like to replace it at a level where I can play modern games again, but not necessarily at the highest graphics setting. I've never replaced a graphics card before, so I'm not sure what I'm looking for in terms of purchasing and installation. Specs for my system inside... [more inside]
posted by codacorolla at 8:18 AM PST - 15 comments

Hotmail Read Receipts?

Does Hotmail have read receipts? [more inside]
posted by glaucon at 8:09 AM PST - 5 comments

Scardy cat

How does one humanize a feral kitten that's bonding exclusively to our other cats? [more inside]
posted by rtimmel at 7:59 AM PST - 20 comments

Does anyone have any suggestions for a therapist/counselor in Cleveland?

Does anyone have any suggestions for a therapist/counselor in Cleveland? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 7:44 AM PST - 1 comment

I had the time of my knife, and I never felt this way before

Is there anything I can do to restore my beautiful, pristine Sabatier carbon steel knife to its original condition? [more inside]
posted by enzymatic at 7:15 AM PST - 19 comments

Best T-shirt making company in London

Getting someone else to make me a custom T-shirt in London. [more inside]
posted by ninebelow at 7:09 AM PST - 2 comments

What early 2000's minimalist "music"-making flash website did I used to visit?

What early 2000's minimalist "music"-making flash website did I used to visit? [more inside]
posted by obscurator at 6:46 AM PST - 7 comments

Drawing on the iPad

Drawing with the iPad - tips, tricks, guides, and recommendations? [more inside]
posted by robocop is bleeding at 6:32 AM PST - 2 comments

Weird smell after running?

Why do I smell bleach after a hard run? [more inside]
posted by Sijeka at 6:19 AM PST - 9 comments

The Quiet Life?

I'm looking for resources on being a single and/or childfree woman. [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 5:18 AM PST - 13 comments

What kind of ethernet-looking cable is this?

What kind of ethernet-looking cable is this? [more inside]
posted by Your Time Machine Sucks at 5:13 AM PST - 41 comments

Software that allows printed templates with 'editable areas'

Software solution for designers to create layout templates, and then give to non-technical people to populate with text and images. [more inside]
posted by oxide at 4:43 AM PST - 5 comments

Concerned parent worries about lead in varnish

I've recently ordered a lead testing kit and found lead in the varnish on my child's 'antique' cot (we replaced with a modern one within 24hrs). [more inside]
posted by dance at 4:29 AM PST - 14 comments

London bus engines - are they turbines?

I've noticed that most newish London busses don't sound like a normal diesel engine: they sound more like some kind of turbine. What engines do they use and why? [more inside]
posted by richb at 4:17 AM PST - 15 comments

Rat!

Advice needed on trapping a rat. [more inside]
posted by Kiwi at 3:08 AM PST - 13 comments

Chili - Made quickly, made cheaply.

I want to cook a Chili Con Carne quickly with the minimum of ingredients. Heresy I know, but what's the minimum I need to do this well? [more inside]
posted by seanyboy at 2:59 AM PST - 26 comments

What can I do with the wood from a blue cedar?

I need to have a 10m high blue cedar in my garden cut down. What can I do with the wood? We have a wood fire so I'm happy to store it and eventually use it for that if it burns well. But what else could I do, given that I'm not a woodworker? I'm in the UK if that's of any relevance.
posted by dowcrag at 1:54 AM PST - 8 comments

What recipes are included in the Jamie's 20 Minute Meals android app?

Where can I find a list of the 60 recipes included in the Jamie's 20 Minute Meals android app?
posted by therubettes at 1:17 AM PST - 5 comments

September 1

Is there a reason for my inability to connect with guys and what can I do to be more at ease with them?

I’ve been trying to figure out why I can’t communicate with guys at a more personal level. I’m wondering if it’s just shyness or something more. [more inside]
posted by the borneo kid at 11:01 PM PST - 24 comments

How anonymous got his groove back

I have lost all of my motivation to do even a modicum of a half-decent job at work. Has anyone dealt with this? How do I get back into the groove of things? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:51 PM PST - 23 comments

Get your peanuts here!

Help us find the best roasted, salted peanuts in the shell available in the U.S. [more inside]
posted by R2WeTwo at 10:42 PM PST - 4 comments

Short Scotland trip advice

Quick trip to Scotland, is it too ambitious to try to get breathtaking scenery, a whisky distillery, a castle visit? [more inside]
posted by tslugmo at 10:36 PM PST - 24 comments

Best domain name registrar?

What is the best domain name registrar these days? [more inside]
posted by parrot_person at 10:08 PM PST - 22 comments

Other than change my number, what can I do??

Is there anything I can do or need to be concerned about regarding strange calls and texts I've been receiving? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:03 PM PST - 11 comments

Video editing can't be this hard, can it?

Maddening: I have installed virtualdub on my Windows 7 box. I have a .mov file from my camera. I cannot open it and see it. [more inside]
posted by maxwelton at 9:40 PM PST - 6 comments

What is this enormous plant?

This has appeared in my Portland, Oregon yard. It's about 8 ft tall, its leaves are monstrous and it's reproducing- there was one of them last year, there are now about five. It has large, furry leaves and a thick, green stem which has white pips on it. Gardening Mefites, what is it?
posted by nicktf at 8:02 PM PST - 16 comments

Should I tell my (some of) teachers that I am transgendered? And should I tell my roommates and new friends that I am transgendered?

Should I tell my (some of) teachers that I am transgendered? And should I tell my roommates and new friends that I am transgendered? [more inside]
posted by kopi at 7:53 PM PST - 54 comments

A hefty water bill accumulated in our absence

What to do about house sitter who ran up large water bill? [more inside]
posted by ragtimepiano at 7:48 PM PST - 35 comments

Does the quality of chicken breasts vary?

My local Vons (basically, Safeway on the west coast) sells Foster Farms chicken breasts for around $10/pound. At the fresh fish/butcher section of the store, however, chicken breasts are $3.99/pound. When I asked one of Vons' butchers about the price difference, I was told that Foster Farms' $10 breasts are "higher quality" than Vons' $4 breasts. To the eye, they appear identical. To the tongue (I've bought and tried both) they taste identical. The whole "higher price, higher quality" dictum in strikes me as bullshit vis-a-vis chicken breasts, but I could be wrong. Thoughts?
posted by BadgerDoctor at 7:31 PM PST - 21 comments

My father is turning our company into a woo factory, can I stop it?

What can I do to convince my father not to take our business into woo-land? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:24 PM PST - 15 comments

Denied by my own! Help!

I "don't have permission" to go into the desktop XP folders on my network from my Windows 7 laptop, but the reverse is fine. Help me? [more inside]
posted by droplet at 7:03 PM PST - 13 comments

employment, careers, depression, and inpatient psychiatric care

Am I depressed because I hate my job? or do I hate my job because I'm depressed? Quitting is a bad idea, right? What about going to a psychiatric hospital? (warning: long) [more inside]
posted by sarahj at 7:02 PM PST - 29 comments

How to find biomedical research publications that are 'guaranteed' to be 'basic' (rather than applied) science?

A biomedical research paper that leads to a new evidence-based treatment guideline could be called the 'gold standard' of clinically-relevant research. Is there a 'gold standard' that defines a 'basic science' biomedical research paper? [more inside]
posted by pjaust at 6:57 PM PST - 5 comments

Do pagers work in the ocean?

I am tethered to a pager 24/7, and I like to swim. What's the best solution? [more inside]
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 6:57 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me deal with a huge text file!

On a Win7 desktop, how can I open and read a 1.61 GB CSV file containing text (kind of an archive of e-mails) without freezing up the system?
posted by vidur at 6:55 PM PST - 12 comments

Recording the dog.

Our dog barks when we are not home and we're getting complaints. How do I record her while we're not in the house? She lives in the same room as a Mac. [more inside]
posted by Blisterlips at 6:26 PM PST - 8 comments

What's the best word processor for Linux?

What Linux-compatible word processor should I be using? Looking for a LibreOffice/OpenOffice alternative... [more inside]
posted by Jeanne at 6:22 PM PST - 8 comments

How can I clean grime off of bare wood?

How can I clean grime off of bare wood? [more inside]
posted by leafwoman at 6:17 PM PST - 4 comments

Surprisingly difficult surprise party planning...

What should I do/get for my boyfriend's birthday when we've only been dating 6 months and I haven't met his friends? [more inside]
posted by Pomo at 6:16 PM PST - 14 comments

How much effort to get a software patent?

Software patents: how much work does it take to prepare an application? [more inside]
posted by neuron at 6:16 PM PST - 8 comments

Mystery Job: Is it a dream? Or a dud?

How can I tell if I will actually like a job? How do I get better at picking jobs that are right for me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Ron Suskind probably won't be calling

How do you know when it's anxiety and when it's something you really need to worry about? I don't trust my judgment anymore. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:02 PM PST - 8 comments

when to euthanize a cat?

i have a fantastically old cat (18) who unfortunately isn't so fantastic anymore. he has pretty bad cataracts and diabetes. he regularly attacks and mewls at the other pets (one cat, one dog), charges and mewls at any visitor who is not me, and spends his day either under the bed or in the closet. oh, and he pees everywhere. literally, everywhere. my bed. the floor. the table. the carpet. the closet. the couch. i regularly discover new pee spots. he has his own litter box, it is cleaned regularly. it doesn't matter. he's confused, he drinks an insane amount of water thanks to the diabetes, he can't see too well and he pees. [more inside]
posted by memi at 5:55 PM PST - 26 comments

Help me come up with 12 completely awesome DIY dates!

It’s my boyfriend’s birthday next week. Yay! Along with presents and activities lined up, I really really want to make him a series of date envelopes. So, he’ll get 12 envelopes, each one to be opened on the first of the month, for the next year. And in each envelope will be a piece of paper with a super fun thing for us to do together. The sticking point is, um, the super fun things. Kind, funny, romantics AskMe, will you hope me plan 12 months of super fun? Yes? Let's go! [more inside]
posted by t0astie at 5:41 PM PST - 19 comments

Combining the usable with the unusable

Why does my LED Monitor complain about finding "no signal" when connected to my Mac Mini via an HDMI-HDMI cable? [more inside]
posted by identitymap at 5:40 PM PST - 7 comments

My heart is fine. Yay! Now what?

People who faint filter: I want to know about the exercise habits of folks with vasovagal syncope. [more inside]
posted by deludingmyself at 5:39 PM PST - 11 comments

Not A DIY Project

As a result of Irene/Vermont flooding, the stream next to our house diverted into a field and there is now a 10 foot high, 20 foot wide and 40 foot long pile of tree debris where the stream used to be. I am not a chain saw or dynamite guy. How do I/Should I get rid of it? I am worried about the effect of ice jams in the winter. I really don't have money for this. Is there aid for something like this?
posted by Xurando at 5:28 PM PST - 8 comments

How to develop a writing schedule without sacrificing something important to me

How do I successfully develop a morning writing routine without giving up my night owl lifestyle? Is this even feasible? [more inside]
posted by christopherious at 5:23 PM PST - 9 comments

What songs are like Agalloch's "Ashes"?

Death MetalFilter: What songs are like Agalloch's "Ashes"? [more inside]
posted by Trurl at 5:20 PM PST - 15 comments

New puppy is a noon-pooper

New puppy house training issues... Well the GF and I fell in love with a small dog at the local humane society, and being new to this and living in a small apartment and both having jobs that take us away from the home during the days, we were happy to be told that she was 2 years old and pretty well house trained. It wasn't until we were going over all the details that we find out she's only ~7 months old. Obligatory pic, awwww..... [more inside]
posted by garethspor at 5:20 PM PST - 15 comments

Ooh la la!

Help me think up some fun ways of getting my 8-year-old excited for a trip to Paris! [more inside]
posted by BlahLaLa at 4:56 PM PST - 21 comments

Muse based businesses?

Can you please direct me to people or databases or individual business case studies that directly credit Tim Ferriss for the direction to create a "Muse" business?
posted by parmanparman at 4:26 PM PST - 2 comments

Help us get service

Why are my boyfriend and I invisible at bars? [more inside]
posted by girih knot at 4:18 PM PST - 47 comments

Front Yard Fruiting

Have any MeFis turned their front yards into orchards? [more inside]
posted by seventyfour at 3:19 PM PST - 7 comments

Just kidding. I don't own a car!

I just bought a new car! It's a 2011 Honda Civic EX sedan; AM/FM/CD stereo system, moon roof, the works! I just drove it home from the dealer and my plan is to park it my garage and not drive it again for fifty years. Any tips on making this work? [more inside]
posted by Hey Dean Yeager! at 3:16 PM PST - 14 comments

What is this damn loud ass bug?

What is this bug? It looks like a cricket but, it is huge. [more inside]
posted by SuzySmith at 3:11 PM PST - 7 comments

Grab a portion of my screen in video?

Are there any apps that capture video similar to command + shift + 4 grabs images? [more inside]
posted by JJkiss at 3:07 PM PST - 3 comments

Super durable yarn?

What kind of yarn is durable enough to use as a bicycle lock cozy? [more inside]
posted by rivenwanderer at 2:35 PM PST - 11 comments

Any present ideas for a woman turning 60?

Looking for gift ideas for my mom's 60th birthday. She likes U of M (but is overloaded there), gardening and conservation, travel, and men's choirs (but may be overloaded there, too). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:28 PM PST - 12 comments

Anyone know a great mobile dog groomer for standard poodles? (in the South Bay of Los Angeles)

Anyone know a great mobile dog groomer for standard poodles? (in the South Bay of Los Angeles) [more inside]
posted by Temeraria at 2:26 PM PST - 1 comment

Help me take care of these kids when I feel ambivalent and lack resources and experience!

How can I amuse these variously-aged children who like to test boundaries? How should I handle things when I basically can't discipline them? How can I get in the right headspace to do this? [more inside]
posted by Frowner at 2:21 PM PST - 11 comments

Building a face hole board

How do I build a wooden stand-up face-in-the-hole board thing? [more inside]
posted by Kabanos at 2:15 PM PST - 4 comments

Alternative to Newegg to buy 16GB RAM?

I am looking for an alternative store to Newegg that sells 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR2-800 RAM. [more inside]
posted by pombe at 2:11 PM PST - 12 comments

Chrome autologin to public wifi

Is there a Chrome extension to auto-accept terms at public wifi (like Starbucks?) [more inside]
posted by applecore at 1:51 PM PST - 0 comments

How can I hide my online activities from a nosy spouse?

My spouse is tracking my computer usage. How can I prevent them from seeing what websites I visit and which chat programs I use? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:36 PM PST - 55 comments

What word processing appliance did I have back in 1983/4?

Google ninjas: What word processing appliance did I have back in 1983/4? [more inside]
posted by tippiedog at 1:27 PM PST - 5 comments

dear past prefpara: you should have applied for financial aid

I owe lots of money because I went to law school. I have a great job, so paying my loans back should not be the end of the world. If I can figure out how to do it. Can you help me figure out how to do it? [more inside]
posted by prefpara at 1:20 PM PST - 14 comments

Refresh on Vancouver Restaurants

Good Vancouver BC restaurants? I know the thread has been done before, but it was almost a year and a half ago, so does anyone have any new suggestions? We'll be there in mid-October, if that matters. [more inside]
posted by specialnobodie at 12:55 PM PST - 16 comments

Why am I dealing with these allergies?

Why are my allergies flaring up, and why does it react differently between food and fuzz? [more inside]
posted by Saydur at 12:51 PM PST - 3 comments

What are the must-see sites in Chicago for a Korean family?

A Korean friend and his family are heading to Chicago for one day. What would be the best, most meaningful things for them to see in such a short time? [more inside]
posted by clarkstonian at 12:47 PM PST - 15 comments

My mother never told me to stand up straight.

How do you improve your posture as an adult after a lifetime of slouching? [more inside]
posted by mudpuppie at 12:46 PM PST - 33 comments

I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Want This To Be "Temp."

So now that I've bought myself a day, help me decide: is this gig worth it in terms of long-term work/life balance? [more inside]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:39 PM PST - 31 comments

Background check question.

Offered a professional level job at PG&E. I would be driving a company car, but not all the time - desk job with field duty. On the online application I indicated that I do not have any criminal convictions (i.e. felonies, misdemeanors, etc.) For fear of not getting an interview at all, I replied in the negative. However, I have one misdemeanor DUI from almost seven years ago. They will be performing a background check. I know they really want me - they offered me the job within a day of interviewing. Does the background check go back this far? Am I screwed or will I have the opportunity to explain myself if it comes up? HR has not gotten to me to do the check yet. What, if anything, should I do?
posted by anonymous at 12:33 PM PST - 6 comments

Commuting in Toronto - what's it like?

Moving to Toronto: Please help with our TTC questions [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:33 PM PST - 22 comments

For what am I overpaying?

For what am I overpaying (as others are doing for HDMI cables or spices, for example)? [more inside]
posted by AgentRocket at 12:33 PM PST - 32 comments

Did Freud ever claim not to know why psychoanalysis works?

Quote filter: Did Freud ever claim not to know why psychoanalysis works? [more inside]
posted by toomuchkatherine at 12:23 PM PST - 2 comments

feed me!

What are some good snack and lunch foods for a student who is stuck at school all day? Special snowflake details inside: [more inside]
posted by sherber at 11:54 AM PST - 17 comments

How to Cope with Overtly Bigoted Comment at Dinner Party?

How to Cope with Overtly Bigoted Comment at Dinner Party? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 11:47 AM PST - 42 comments

How to keep dryer sheet odor from entering apartment

What kind of filter can I attach to the dryer vent duct outside the window of my multi-unit building to keep the noxious, chemical/perfume-scented dryer sheet odor from entering my apartment? [more inside]
posted by mizrachi at 11:29 AM PST - 12 comments

I can haz owtsidez?

Please help me win my FaceBook debate (or, at least, learn something new): MUST dogs be walked? Is it truly better for cats to be only indoors? Are cats less domesticated than dogs? I'd like fact-based support, not ASPCA party line. Gimme Science! [more inside]
posted by _paegan_ at 11:27 AM PST - 33 comments

Dealing with others' control issues. What can you do?

Metaintervention: My Mom tries to control everything at the cost of her health and personal relationships. Resistant to therapy. How can I persuade her to see things in a different, more reasonable light? [more inside]
posted by aca.int at 11:26 AM PST - 14 comments

Do dogs get AIDS?

I was walking through cracktown with my dog. Do I need to worry if he steps on a needle?
posted by angrybeaver at 11:25 AM PST - 9 comments

How can I keep my boyfriend and I from becoming "just roommates" now that we live together....and how can I stop obsessively worrying about our sex life?

How can I keep my boyfriend and I from becoming "just roommates" now that we live together? And how can I stop obsessively worrying about our sex life? [more inside]
posted by KarenKaren at 11:23 AM PST - 19 comments

Moving out: practical advice

Need help regarding inter-cultural communication gaps and advice regarding moving out. [more inside]
posted by raintree at 11:17 AM PST - 7 comments

Confused by wi-fi radios

Please help me choose a wi-fi radio. (Or: "Do you own a Logitech Squeezebox and do you like it?") [more inside]
posted by oliverburkeman at 11:11 AM PST - 14 comments

It is 5am. And you are listening. To a story backed by music.

I love songs where a story is spoken (not sung) over backing music that adds to the story, but doesn't overtake it. Almost a spoken-word narrative over music. Help me find some amazing examples. [more inside]
posted by evadery at 11:07 AM PST - 73 comments

How can I generate audio with a timbre similar to a sample?

How can I generate audio with a timbre similar to a sample? [more inside]
posted by RobotHero at 11:05 AM PST - 8 comments

I swear I'm not an intern!

Help me find a new job title and job description and defend my cause when asking for a raise at what is an undeniably screwed up organization. Many more details inside. [more inside]
posted by moshimosh at 10:59 AM PST - 2 comments

I'm going to pay off my no interest loan first, of course...

Is it stupid to pay off my low interest private loan before my quite a bit higher government consolidated loans? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 10:47 AM PST - 11 comments

I would HIIT that.

I need to burn calories like it's my job! For the next 5 weeks (at least!), I will wake up and do a HIIT routine. I work 50-60 hours a week, so time efficiency is key. A maximum of 20 minutes, plus warm up and cooling down, would be awesome. What HIIT routine has worked for you? [more inside]
posted by Hwaet at 10:36 AM PST - 24 comments

"Per Se is so 2009"

He's a Very Serious Food Nerd. I just like to eat stuff. We live in Manhattan and I'm taking him out tonight. Help? [more inside]
posted by functionequalsform at 10:21 AM PST - 17 comments

How can I give my server some relief?

Quick web question: Does splitting image heavy content into pages increase or decrease server load? [more inside]
posted by Jezztek at 10:15 AM PST - 23 comments

Divorcing a person with BPD

I need to end my marriage, but don't know how to tell my husband I want out, since I fear for my property and personal safety. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 AM PST - 42 comments

Did my apartment turn into a hotel room? What can I do about it?

What is the legality/propriety of leasing apartments in NYC for the purpose of renting them out on vacation rental websites? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 AM PST - 4 comments

Financial Aid Question

I returned school for a Master's Degree. I have quit my full time job and started classes, but my school still has not processed my financial aid. They have told me that it will not be processed in time for the fee deadline and I am in danger of being dropped from all my classes. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by firemonkey at 10:05 AM PST - 10 comments

Terrific string arrangements within pop songs

I'm looking for pop/rock songs that make fantastic use of backing strings.
posted by Iridic at 10:01 AM PST - 25 comments

Soggy cornflakes AGAIN??!

Can I eat it --The FoodMiser edition: Is there anything useful that can be done with soggy cornflakes/rice crispies in milk? [more inside]
posted by Ys at 10:01 AM PST - 16 comments

How to increase volume on flights?

How to listen to ipad/iphone/netbook while on noisy flights? [more inside]
posted by derivation at 9:50 AM PST - 17 comments

Where do you get reclaimed pallets?

Where do I get a couple hundred wooden shipping pallets in Los Angeles? [more inside]
posted by annie o at 9:49 AM PST - 8 comments

What are the easiest metric-measured baking recipes for a beginner?

What are the easiest metric-measured baking recipes for a beginner? [more inside]
posted by pracowity at 9:45 AM PST - 15 comments

Cancer-Filter?

I'm looking for a very recent article I saw online that was a first-person account of a lady who was living with stage IV liver cancer. Can't remember where I saw it.... Anyone recall something like that?
posted by answergrape at 9:42 AM PST - 2 comments

Roses Really Smell Like Boo-Boo-Boo

My self-improvement endeavors have made my self-esteem rise to astronomical levels. Now I'm super-awesome. I'm also a self-absorbed cranky bitch. [more inside]
posted by calcetina at 9:29 AM PST - 36 comments

Have an ok job. Leave for slightly better or wait for even better?

Have an ok job. Leave for slightly better or wait for even better? [more inside]
posted by wannabecounselor at 9:25 AM PST - 6 comments

I've been cheating on my girlfriend and she found out. Now what?

I've been cheating on my girlfriend and she found out. Now what? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:20 AM PST - 24 comments

Vegan Brownie Recipe please!

Anyone have an awesome vegan brownie recipe? [more inside]
posted by leesh at 9:04 AM PST - 10 comments

What's wrong with my car?!

'03 Toyota Matrix makes terrible noise when even slightly lugging engine. What's wrong? [more inside]
posted by cman at 9:02 AM PST - 4 comments

I want to stop looking for everyone's approval. How do I do that?

I am a successful human being - employed, married, friends, good relationships with family. However, I find myself engaging in insecure and annoying approval-seeking behavior. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:01 AM PST - 12 comments

Supporting a bisexual partner without ignoring my own needs

How can I best support my GF in her bisexual identity/lifestyle in a way that doesn't ignore my own needs? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:01 AM PST - 12 comments

Where should I stay to see the Daily Show?

Where's a cheap place to stay in New York, near the Daily Show studio? [more inside]
posted by ChrisR at 8:45 AM PST - 23 comments

I just found out my Brooklyn (rental) apartment doesn't have a certificate of occupancy. Now what?

I moved into a new apartment in July, and this week I found out that the building doesn't have a certificate of occupancy. How freaked out should I be? (Special snowflake details ahead) [more inside]
posted by WStraub at 8:38 AM PST - 8 comments

Gift for awesome daycare teacher who is moving on?

The lead teacher in my 8-month old's daycare class is leaving and my wife and I want to get her something special. [more inside]
posted by photovox at 8:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Best way to learn conversation Mandarin?

Good, fast, and cheap way to learn basic conversational Mandarin? [more inside]
posted by kmz at 8:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me choose my new career/field! Not a programmer, not an educator...

Help me choose my new career/field! Not a programmer, not an educator... [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 8:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Soldier who commited suicide because of DADT?

Looking for the name of a soldier that commited suicide because of homophobia. [more inside]
posted by alon at 8:33 AM PST - 2 comments

What are some good 2.1 speakers for ~$200?

Help me get some powered, 2.1 speakers with an auxillary input for ~$200. [more inside]
posted by griphus at 8:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Sneaker ID please :)

Anyone know what brand of sneakers these are that Martha Stewart is wearing? Picture 1 and Picture 2. They look really comfortable but I can't seem to find them anywhere. Thanks in advance. :)
posted by GlowWyrm at 8:20 AM PST - 4 comments

Finding a small business bookkeeper?

Would greatly appreciate some help finding a small business bookkeeper! A little overwhelmed trying to look elsewhere online. New York City area, but even general advice on searching would be helpful. [more inside]
posted by malphigian at 8:15 AM PST - 2 comments

Aroint thee, carbs!

Will switching to low-carb help quell my emotional eating issues? [more inside]
posted by indognito at 7:55 AM PST - 30 comments

Popcorn Duck

I like savoury popcorn. I don't like only putting salt on it. I also don't live near somewhere that sells the balsamic vinegar-flavoured stuff they have near work. Is there a way of buying flavour powders online? Or are there easy home recipes for nice savoury popcorn? I live in the UK so it'd have to be available or ship to here.
posted by mippy at 7:52 AM PST - 36 comments

Overseas MediFilter - Dental & Hair Transplants?

Where are reputable overseas (outside of U.S.) clinics to preform the following procedures: a) a variety of dental work (several crowns, 3 front veneers, 4-5 replacement fillings) and b) hair transplant on forehead ? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:47 AM PST - 3 comments

Talking to the void

What to do with an unresponsive recruiter? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:47 AM PST - 7 comments

Need money: 14yr old

How can I raise about $1,500 by late January? [more inside]
posted by anksguitars at 7:40 AM PST - 27 comments

Can I keep my things safe and dry in a coffee can?

Is is safe to store flash media and other electronics in a tin? [more inside]
posted by piedmont at 7:18 AM PST - 10 comments

Help name my Coffee Bean Business

Help name my coffee bean company. I'm very excited about this new venture that I just embarked on. I have all the logistics in place, but I'm still missing a Big piece of the puzzle, the name of the company. My choice for the name was " Una Voce "(one voice), because part of this venture will be to give back to the communities that produce the finest Coffee Beans in the world. These communities still lack some fundamental basics, like clean drinkable water, medical facilities, schooling for both children and adults. I will be funneling back some of the profits to improve the lives of our fellow humans. Two other names that I was thinking about were "One World" or "Human Beans". None of the names I have liked have received positive feedback, so I turn to you. I will keep everyone here posted on my decision and Thanks in Advance.
posted by roastermarv at 7:08 AM PST - 26 comments

Is it as simple as taking a paint brush and applying paint?

DIYfilter: Making simple modern paintings as a novice artist? [more inside]
posted by royalsong at 7:01 AM PST - 15 comments

Sites to Help with Wordsmithing

I like ClicheFinder and use it often to help me brainstorm clever titles for events and programs. What are some other sites that aggregate common word associations and turns of phrase? Or more general creative wordplay? [more inside]
posted by Miko at 6:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Bicycles and banana seats make for a happy childhood

Which model of bicycle did I have as a child? [more inside]
posted by mcarthey at 6:08 AM PST - 13 comments

Document and data recovery after theft

Stolen PC and back up to an external hard drive. How do I restore documents and media to a new PC from a back up? [more inside]
posted by Verdant at 6:08 AM PST - 2 comments

How much should I charge for my writing?

Freelance Writing Filter: I've been out of the freelance writing market for about three years. I want to go back. I just got an offer to write some online content, and I need to know how much to charge based on a range provided by the company. [more inside]
posted by xenophile at 5:42 AM PST - 5 comments

Next week: how to rebuild the engine using household tools?

Someone (i.e., me) backed the family car into a parking meter a while back, causing a small dent and some cracking in the paint (photo 1, 2, 3). Body shops say this will cost about $600-650 to repair over two days (which is a hassle for my fiancée, who commutes by car). Dealer said over $1000! Main concern is rust, not the dent--this is a hand me down car from 1999. Can we make an acceptable fix ourselves? How? [more inside]
posted by Admiral Haddock at 5:40 AM PST - 10 comments

Should I have admitted to the monkey business?

Did I say the wrong thing on my application for a vocational course? [more inside]
posted by Perodicticus potto at 5:38 AM PST - 6 comments

Changes are taking the pace I'm going through / Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes

Help me survive reverse culture shock blues and be more patient with myself. (Lots of anxiety!) [more inside]
posted by so much modern time at 4:39 AM PST - 12 comments

Mysterious security cam vid

I am attempting to play a video file that has come from a security camera, under Ubuntu. I think it's a codec problem, but I'm not sure of the solution. [more inside]
posted by chmmr at 4:30 AM PST - 12 comments

Love, security and freedom: we love each other deeply and passionately but also want and need different things... and now we have a baby on the way.

Love, security and freedom: we love each other deeply and passionately but also want and need different things... and now we have a baby on the way. [more inside]
posted by ImperialLeather at 4:19 AM PST - 31 comments

What are some of your favourite sites for information on health and technology?

What are some of your favourite/most useful sources for information on new innovations in technology and health?
posted by hitchcockblonde at 2:21 AM PST - 7 comments

How can I avoid some rookie mistakes?

Any non-obvious tips for conducting a successful interview? I'm looking for perspectives both in general and also considering my situation. [more inside]
posted by WhitenoisE at 2:17 AM PST - 3 comments

Name this movie about the dead returning to their lives — not zombies!

Can anyone tell me the name of the Scandinavian movie that has people’s deceased friends and relatives returning from the dead? Only they’re not zombies — they look rather well, in fact — and seem rather confused about why and how they’ve managed to return. They try to go on with their lives, taking jobs, resuming family duties… but strains appear, and social tensions. Plus, they just *aren’t* quite the same as they were before. [more inside]
posted by scamper at 1:51 AM PST - 8 comments

Love me, Love my face

I want to watch the BBC documentary "Love Me, Love my Face" with Jono Lancaster - either download or streaming. Help? (I'm in Australia)
posted by Chrysalis at 12:42 AM PST - 2 comments

Can you help us get our kid to go back to sleep?

Can you help with our toddler's sleeping problems? [more inside]
posted by hollyanderbody at 12:31 AM PST - 27 comments