What do I call my cookies?
December 18, 2006 8:25 AM   Subscribe

Cookie exchange in one hour! Need punny/clever name for my chocolate-covered peanut butter bars. The more political the better.

Good names used last year to give you a flavor of what I'm looking for include: Condoleezza Rice Krispie Treats and Right Wing Nut Bars and Heckuva Job Brownie Brownies.
posted by ilikecookies to Food & Drink (15 answers total)
 
Goobernatorials.
posted by fish tick at 8:31 AM on December 18, 2006 [1 favorite]


Washington. (Underneath the sugary coating it's just a bunch of nuts.)
posted by The Bellman at 8:37 AM on December 18, 2006


Baraklate Obamabars (or something along those lines. I'm not that punny today).
posted by muddgirl at 8:38 AM on December 18, 2006


Alan Keyes.
posted by box at 8:39 AM on December 18, 2006 [1 favorite]


December Surprise

peanut butter Brownies ("Heckuva job!")

*Scrambles to make a joke about Barbara Bush being called "Bar" for short*
posted by hermitosis at 8:52 AM on December 18, 2006


Right Wing Peanutjob
posted by plinth at 8:59 AM on December 18, 2006


Sugar Rush Limbaugh Bars (Limbars?)

*desperately trying to think of joke related to his narcotics bust*
posted by lalex at 9:11 AM on December 18, 2006


Swell Ken Blackwell's Chocolate Nuts
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:16 AM on December 18, 2006


Peanut Butter Know a District
posted by Sprout the Vulgarian at 9:19 AM on December 18, 2006


The Healthy Arteries Initiative
posted by milkrate at 9:34 AM on December 18, 2006


GOP Elephant Poop.
posted by solid-one-love at 10:37 AM on December 18, 2006


Peanut Butter Them Ups?

Nuttier Than Thous?
posted by timepiece at 10:39 AM on December 18, 2006


Bush cabinet bars-- a nice layer of chocolate over some real southern nuts.
posted by jamjam at 10:40 AM on December 18, 2006


Peanut Butter & Cholocate Bars to Help You Forget How F*cked Up Bush and His Cronies Have Made This Country
posted by camworld at 11:49 AM on December 18, 2006


i'm all-in for baraklate obamabars, mudgirl, that's brilliant.
posted by twistofrhyme at 12:18 PM on December 18, 2006


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