What's the most offensive racist joke you've heard?
July 26, 2006 7:12 PM   Subscribe

What's the most offensive racist joke you've heard?

I love and cherish extremely offensive rascist jokes, and they are a crucial part of my work. Having a collection of the best is mission critical for my furture success in life.

There are a lot of sub-par level, not so funny, plain and ugly rascist jokes around, I don't want those.

I need the ones that are so impossibly terribly bad and cruel and horrible that they spin my chakra wheel just so.
posted by Meatbomb to Media & Arts (14 answers total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not what askme is for. see metatalk thread for more.

Me: How does every rascist joke begin?

Her: With you?

Well, it offended me anyway.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 7:19 PM on July 26, 2006 [1 favorite]

Try asking your question here. You'll get better responses.
posted by Tacos Are Pretty Great at 7:23 PM on July 26, 2006

Response by poster: Tacos: I think you have me mistaken for a racist? They can't tell the difference between "plain and ugly" and "impossibly terribly bad and cruel and horrible", which is why I ask here, among my peers.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:26 PM on July 26, 2006

posted by theora55 at 7:27 PM on July 26, 2006

Best answer: Here's one that I think goes so far its actually anti-racist:
So this black fellow gets arrested for speeding down south, he can't pay the fine, so he's locked up in jail 'til he can pay up. He can't raise the money, so at the end of the week, the old redneck sheriff says "I guess you'll have to face the lions". He doesn't know what this means, but the next morning, him and some other unfortunates are buried up to their necks in sand inside of a fenced in area. The sheriff raises a gate and in runs a lion. The lion bites off the head of the nearest person and then heads straight for the black fellow. He thinks quick and flings his head to the side so that the lion passes over him. Seeing his chance, he uses his teeth to grab the lion's balls. The lion is frozen and wimpering and the black guy is holding on for dear life. Well, the sheriff hops over the fence and then kicks the black guy in the head till he lets go, saying "God dammit, fight fair nigger".
posted by 445supermag at 7:27 PM on July 26, 2006

I'm hoping this thread makes the best of the blogs articles in newspapers, Gothamist etc.
posted by bim at 7:28 PM on July 26, 2006

I'm somewhat comforted by the fact that no one has answered the actual question yet.
posted by deadmessenger at 7:29 PM on July 26, 2006

Ugh - should have previewed.
posted by deadmessenger at 7:30 PM on July 26, 2006

Best answer: Why did the racist cross the street?




posted by mds35 at 7:31 PM on July 26, 2006

I, too, admit a fondness for horrible racial jokes. There's something wonderfully funny about breaking taboos, and one of the biggest taboos around these days concerns the expression of racism. I don't think enjoying racist jokes because they are just so shocking and outrageous makes one a racist.

That being said...

Q: how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

A: 9 months.
posted by bookish at 7:33 PM on July 26, 2006

You mean jokes about racists, right?
posted by mds35 at 7:33 PM on July 26, 2006

black peopel talk like this
white people talk like this.
ive never met orientals or jews so i dont know what they talk like
posted by naxosaxur at 7:33 PM on July 26, 2006

Are you trying to impress a potential new wife?
posted by crabintheocean at 7:36 PM on July 26, 2006

posted by naxosaxur at 7:36 PM on July 26, 2006

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