Penis Carol
December 21, 2022 12:27 PM Subscribe
Can you help me find a video of a man singing a Christmas carol that he's rewritten so that every word is "penis"?
There's a hilarious video -- made, I don't know, maybe 10-15 years ago, of a white guy singing a Christmas carol in which every word is "penis." My family finds it hilarious but I can't find it again to show it to them. Please help us make our Yuletide gay!
I'm sufficiently atheistic that I don't know which carol has been massacred in this manner, so I can't include its name. It's just ... a video of a guy at a keyboard singing "penis, penis, penis" for the whole song. It's deliberately juvenile and very funny, made all the more so by his "straight" performance.
I coulda sworn I saw it first on Everlasting Blort, but can't find it there now. I was also CERTAIN it would appear in the (most excellent) Christmas songs for the horny and immature thread, but no dice.
Can you help increase our holiday's Singing Penis Quotient (SPQ)?
There's a hilarious video -- made, I don't know, maybe 10-15 years ago, of a white guy singing a Christmas carol in which every word is "penis." My family finds it hilarious but I can't find it again to show it to them. Please help us make our Yuletide gay!
I'm sufficiently atheistic that I don't know which carol has been massacred in this manner, so I can't include its name. It's just ... a video of a guy at a keyboard singing "penis, penis, penis" for the whole song. It's deliberately juvenile and very funny, made all the more so by his "straight" performance.
I coulda sworn I saw it first on Everlasting Blort, but can't find it there now. I was also CERTAIN it would appear in the (most excellent) Christmas songs for the horny and immature thread, but no dice.
Can you help increase our holiday's Singing Penis Quotient (SPQ)?
Response by poster: mezzanyne, you have indeed brightened my family's holiday season with the brilliance of a million shining genitals. Wonderful. The Baby Jesus smiles on you, and so do I. Thank you.
posted by Dr. Wu at 1:02 PM on December 21, 2022 [1 favorite]
posted by Dr. Wu at 1:02 PM on December 21, 2022 [1 favorite]
Your family may also enjoy this SNL skit (skip to 3:40 for the song).
posted by mekily at 2:46 PM on December 21, 2022 [2 favorites]
posted by mekily at 2:46 PM on December 21, 2022 [2 favorites]
He's just released a new carol with the NZ air force band, this time playing his recorder.
posted by many-things at 4:48 PM on December 21, 2022 [3 favorites]
posted by many-things at 4:48 PM on December 21, 2022 [3 favorites]
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posted by mezzanayne at 12:46 PM on December 21, 2022 [7 favorites]