Meets or exceeds our lowered expectations
April 2, 2018 3:32 PM Subscribe
Looking for a semi-serious parent performance review form (a la Calvin and Hobbes) to slip under the door of precocious spawn.
The first thing that came to mind, is a like take on a 'health (and/or safety) inspection'. My sixteen year old scarcely sweeps her room with a glance, and only when she's lost something in the ensuing Pit of Despair, if you catch my drift.
Humor definitely goes a long way in approaching my own precocious spawn, regarding sundry transgressions. The older ones still talk about the cheeky "Public Service Announcements", or the pointed parody lyrics of their fave songs I'd post on the refrigerator, calling them out. Good times.
Good luck to you, from one still in the trenches!
posted by Amor Bellator at 8:44 PM on April 2, 2018 [2 favorites]
Humor definitely goes a long way in approaching my own precocious spawn, regarding sundry transgressions. The older ones still talk about the cheeky "Public Service Announcements", or the pointed parody lyrics of their fave songs I'd post on the refrigerator, calling them out. Good times.
Good luck to you, from one still in the trenches!
posted by Amor Bellator at 8:44 PM on April 2, 2018 [2 favorites]
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Some of these are kind of amusing and may, uh, check your boxes...
posted by randomkeystrike at 8:33 PM on April 2, 2018 [2 favorites]