Drunk Sound Clip

January 25, 2006 10:38 AM

I've been hunting unsuccessfully for a sound clip (.mp3 or .wav, pls) of a drunk talking incoherently. Looking for 5-15 seconds worth. Any help would be appreciated.
posted by jbradley to Computers & Internet (18 answers total)

If all else fails, there's gotta be a DIY solution ;-)
posted by JekPorkins at 10:43 AM on January 25, 2006

Try googling for some of Charles Kennedy's speeches.
posted by the cuban at 10:58 AM on January 25, 2006

I bet jonmc could help you out with that one.
posted by matildaben at 11:04 AM on January 25, 2006

Anything by our Presidente Boracho Bush might do nicely.
posted by dbiedny at 11:14 AM on January 25, 2006

You may want to dig up some old Foster Brooks monolgues. He was an infamous drunk comedian from the 70's. This perhaps?
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:14 AM on January 25, 2006

Jerome Aniton's introduction of Steely Dan on the live version of "Bodhisattva" is worth listening to. It's not incoherent but it's pretty damn funny.
posted by 6550 at 11:16 AM on January 25, 2006

If you still have this need as of 7PM MST tonight, e-mail me and I'll make you one. I may even get drunk for extra authenticity.
posted by chudmonkey at 11:19 AM on January 25, 2006

Shut Up Little Man.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:20 AM on January 25, 2006

If you can get your hands on Reggie and The Full Effect's album 'Under The Tray' they have drunks talking as the tweeners on their songs.
posted by nulledge at 11:33 AM on January 25, 2006

Here's a selection of drunken dialing.
posted by jrossi4r at 11:45 AM on January 25, 2006

how about stewie from the new family guy movie? he had some great drunk lines.
posted by skrike at 12:33 PM on January 25, 2006

Search for the John Wayne Drunk Speech, it's hilarious.
posted by bradn at 2:24 PM on January 25, 2006

Intro to Truck-Driving Neighbors by Beck
posted by Cosine at 3:48 PM on January 25, 2006

Wow, i would love to help you but that would require getting on a scale... and that's not gonna happen ;)
posted by Cosine at 3:54 PM on January 25, 2006

I'm pretty sure I had one as an attachment in my email. I haven't been able to find it, but will keep looking.

Does it have to be in english? Because probably the one I can get is in spanish.
posted by Penks at 5:26 PM on January 25, 2006

Call me at 2:30 on a Saturday night/Sunday morning... ha-ha...
posted by jerryg99 at 5:29 PM on January 25, 2006

Freesound.
posted by baggers at 9:42 PM on January 25, 2006

What about a drunk Tom Waits in the back of a cab muttering incoherently and breaking into a bit of "Big Rock Candy Mountain"?
posted by fidelity at 10:50 AM on January 26, 2006