Sneaky motherfucking ninja spider up in my shit
June 30, 2015 1:11 AM Subscribe
There seems to be a sneaky motherfucking ninja spider up in my shit, ie my bed/bedroom.
I'm not totally sure it's a spider because I've never seen it but It's been biting me about twice a night for the last week. I turn the lights on and goddamn ninja spider or poisonous nano-gremlin or something is just totally gone. And I have big red welts. Few night ago it got my face. Five minutes ago it got my side and thigh. Absolutely cannot detect it. Please help. What do I do in this stupid situation. Thank you.
I'm not totally sure it's a spider because I've never seen it but It's been biting me about twice a night for the last week. I turn the lights on and goddamn ninja spider or poisonous nano-gremlin or something is just totally gone. And I have big red welts. Few night ago it got my face. Five minutes ago it got my side and thigh. Absolutely cannot detect it. Please help. What do I do in this stupid situation. Thank you.
Doesn't sound like a spider. Sounds much more like a mosquito. Close your windows. Those plug-in mosquito killers work pretty well (turn it on a few hours before you go to bed). And put Deet on yourself. Antihistamines and hydrocortisone cream for the welts.
posted by tinkletown at 1:20 AM on June 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by tinkletown at 1:20 AM on June 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
Response by poster: Update, you guys may be onto something; I just found this guy in my bed. Anyone know what this is?
http://m.imgur.com/RZiMdEl
posted by Edward Liveing, M.D. at 1:28 AM on June 30, 2015
http://m.imgur.com/RZiMdEl
posted by Edward Liveing, M.D. at 1:28 AM on June 30, 2015
Best answer: Yeah, sorry, that's a bed bug.
posted by schroedingersgirl at 3:48 AM on June 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by schroedingersgirl at 3:48 AM on June 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
Best answer: Indeed, a bed bug. Unfortunately this pretty much requires getting an exterminator in, probably a couple of times. You should also start laundering anything you can at 60 degrees and, if you're not using it, immediately wrapping it up in a tightly-sealed garbage bag until after the exterminator has been and gone. Good luck!
posted by Drexen at 4:52 AM on June 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Drexen at 4:52 AM on June 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
Response by poster: Fuck my life. Thanks everybody.
posted by Edward Liveing, M.D. at 11:46 AM on June 30, 2015
posted by Edward Liveing, M.D. at 11:46 AM on June 30, 2015
The possible good news is that if you were only getting bit a few times twice a week, you may literally have only had one bed bug, which you've caught and presumably destroyed.
posted by amro at 3:38 PM on June 30, 2015
posted by amro at 3:38 PM on June 30, 2015
Sorry, I read your question wrong... It's probably more than one.
posted by amro at 3:39 PM on June 30, 2015
posted by amro at 3:39 PM on June 30, 2015
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posted by bleep at 1:20 AM on June 30, 2015