Pun-tastic
May 31, 2013 4:37 PM Subscribe
"What do you call a pissed off baby vampire with the potential for centuries of memory?"
"A 'Tara bite'."
I'm looking for some good pop culture puns related to the past few years.
Related to anything so long as its fairly current.
Related to anything so long as its fairly current.
"Alicia Keys is the new creative director at Blackberry. She is much better than the other one they were testing out, Alicia Touchscreen." - Steven Colbert (from memory so may not be exact)
posted by magnetsphere at 7:17 PM on May 31, 2013
posted by magnetsphere at 7:17 PM on May 31, 2013
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He was drinking his coffee before it was cool.
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 9:11 PM on May 31, 2013 [5 favorites]
He was drinking his coffee before it was cool.
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 9:11 PM on May 31, 2013 [5 favorites]
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's a really obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
posted by artychoke at 9:31 PM on May 31, 2013 [2 favorites]
It's a really obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
posted by artychoke at 9:31 PM on May 31, 2013 [2 favorites]
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that will never go down on you.
posted by JujuB at 12:39 AM on June 1, 2013
A computer that will never go down on you.
posted by JujuB at 12:39 AM on June 1, 2013
Lame Pun (Ra)coon has several pages of puns some of which are current and topical.
posted by Rob Rockets at 7:48 AM on June 1, 2013
posted by Rob Rockets at 7:48 AM on June 1, 2013
How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
Poke her face.
posted by ZabeLeeZoo at 3:07 PM on June 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
Poke her face.
posted by ZabeLeeZoo at 3:07 PM on June 1, 2013 [1 favorite]
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An Instagram.
Like that?
posted by oomny at 5:39 PM on May 31, 2013 [2 favorites]