Hip Hop Sexy Time
March 23, 2012 7:28 PM Subscribe
Girlfriend's sexual fantasy: Rough sex while listening to dirty hip-hop. Song suggestions??
Ok, so we were talking about it a couple months ago, trading fantasies, and she mentioned this as something she's always wanted that's totally easily doable. I was like, "That's awesome." We're long distance for a year but meet up every 2 or 3 weeks and next time we'll be at her family's cottage, which we'll have to ourselves and where we can really crank the music if we want.
I'm super into this and want to set it up. I just need some help with songs that might fit the bill. She said that she wants some pretty dirty hip-hop. Raw. This isn't my area and I'm looking for some help.
Ok, so we were talking about it a couple months ago, trading fantasies, and she mentioned this as something she's always wanted that's totally easily doable. I was like, "That's awesome." We're long distance for a year but meet up every 2 or 3 weeks and next time we'll be at her family's cottage, which we'll have to ourselves and where we can really crank the music if we want.
I'm super into this and want to set it up. I just need some help with songs that might fit the bill. She said that she wants some pretty dirty hip-hop. Raw. This isn't my area and I'm looking for some help.
I'm told by someone who knows these things that "bring out the freak in you" by L'il Rob would be appropriate. Have fun!
posted by dry white toast at 7:35 PM on March 23, 2012
posted by dry white toast at 7:35 PM on March 23, 2012
Akinyele's "Put it in your mouth"? Shimmy Shimmy Ya by ODB?
posted by kpht at 7:35 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by kpht at 7:35 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Pretty much anything by the Yin Yang Twins and most Lil Jon will probably suffice.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 7:37 PM on March 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 7:37 PM on March 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
Just to set the move, before you move into the more hard core beats, start with Digital Underground's Freaks of the Industry.
posted by gabrielsamoza at 7:38 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by gabrielsamoza at 7:38 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Kool Keith had in mind when he invented pornocore.
posted by Banky_Edwards at 7:42 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Banky_Edwards at 7:42 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Wait (the whisper song) by the Ying Yang Twins.
posted by Sal and Richard at 7:45 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Sal and Richard at 7:45 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Oh yeah, "Get Low" by Lil Jon. You can't forget "Get Low."
posted by kpht at 7:46 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by kpht at 7:46 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Kool Keith Sex Style is exactly what you are looking for. Yeah, there's a song about butt sex.
Also, my friend just pointed me to this delightfully filthy album called Red Vadge of Courage from Hand Job Academy.
posted by gnutron at 7:49 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Also, my friend just pointed me to this delightfully filthy album called Red Vadge of Courage from Hand Job Academy.
posted by gnutron at 7:49 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Ciara - Ride. Powerful feminist statement AND great song AND sexy as hell.
posted by prefpara at 7:55 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by prefpara at 7:55 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
"Nasty Song" Lil Ru
"Pony" Ginuine
"Tshirt and my panties on" Adina Howard
"Freak Like me" Adina howard
"Oops" Tweet
"Play" David Banner
"Wanna get to know you" G unit
"Candy Shop" 50 Cent
"WorkOut" J- Cole
"Do It" Lil Chuckee
"Lollipop" Lil Wayne
"Rude Boy" Rihanna
"I was getting some head" Dem Franchise Boys
Blockhead D4L
Slob on my Knob
"Bump and Grind.
Biggie I'm Fucking you tonight
posted by Rubbstone at 8:13 PM on March 23, 2012 [9 favorites]
"Pony" Ginuine
"Tshirt and my panties on" Adina Howard
"Freak Like me" Adina howard
"Oops" Tweet
"Play" David Banner
"Wanna get to know you" G unit
"Candy Shop" 50 Cent
"WorkOut" J- Cole
"Do It" Lil Chuckee
"Lollipop" Lil Wayne
"Rude Boy" Rihanna
"I was getting some head" Dem Franchise Boys
Blockhead D4L
Slob on my Knob
"Bump and Grind.
Biggie I'm Fucking you tonight
posted by Rubbstone at 8:13 PM on March 23, 2012 [9 favorites]
Ain't no fun - Snoop Dog
The Loot - Biggie
In the Morning - J Cole
posted by Qberting at 8:28 PM on March 23, 2012
The Loot - Biggie
In the Morning - J Cole
posted by Qberting at 8:28 PM on March 23, 2012
You could probably just put Rihanna's new album, Talk That Talk, on repeat, but especially "Cockiness (Love It)", "Watch n' Learn", "Roc Me Out" and "Red Lipstick". You should also really add "Skin" from Loud.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:36 PM on March 23, 2012
posted by Rock Steady at 8:36 PM on March 23, 2012
NWA - Just Don't Bite It. Dude, there are instructions to follow along to.
Come back later and tell us how it went!
Oh man that is hilarious.
posted by cashman at 8:55 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Come back later and tell us how it went!
Oh man that is hilarious.
posted by cashman at 8:55 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Technically not hip hop but I think everyone should fuck to DJ Assault's Ass-n-Titties at least once.
posted by elizardbits at 8:56 PM on March 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 8:56 PM on March 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
Well there's always Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away. I heard it in some well known movie I can't recall recently and I had to google the lyrics because the first bit had been stuck in my head.
Also that youtube video is hilarious.
posted by sanka at 8:57 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Also that youtube video is hilarious.
posted by sanka at 8:57 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
omg also
Dr Dre & Nate Dogg - Xxplosive
Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg - Fuck You
Snoop Dogg - Brake Fluid
this is like the best question ever srsly
posted by elizardbits at 9:07 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Dr Dre & Nate Dogg - Xxplosive
Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg - Fuck You
Snoop Dogg - Brake Fluid
this is like the best question ever srsly
posted by elizardbits at 9:07 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Oh Ho Hum - Sleepy Brown (just a clip)
Outkast - Stanklove
posted by cashman at 9:10 PM on March 23, 2012
Outkast - Stanklove
posted by cashman at 9:10 PM on March 23, 2012
M.I.A. - Hit That.
950 Plus - Aphrodisiac (Got Berries?)
Scarface - The Pimp (more instructions)
Scarface - Quickie
posted by cashman at 9:35 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
950 Plus - Aphrodisiac (Got Berries?)
Scarface - The Pimp (more instructions)
Scarface - Quickie
posted by cashman at 9:35 PM on March 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
"Freek-a-leek" by Petey Pablo
"My Chick Bad" by Ludacris and Nicki Minaj
And Old Skool Stylee:
"Do Me!" by Bell Biv DeVoe
posted by Rock Steady at 9:40 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
"My Chick Bad" by Ludacris and Nicki Minaj
And Old Skool Stylee:
"Do Me!" by Bell Biv DeVoe
posted by Rock Steady at 9:40 PM on March 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
oh no you din't bust out the BBD
situation is seeeeriouuuus
posted by elizardbits at 9:50 PM on March 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
situation is seeeeriouuuus
posted by elizardbits at 9:50 PM on March 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
"She Swallowed It" by NWA or "Splash Waterfalls" by Ludacris, depending on the vibe she has in mind.
Also: "Yankin" by Lady.
posted by milk white peacock at 10:22 PM on March 23, 2012
Also: "Yankin" by Lady.
posted by milk white peacock at 10:22 PM on March 23, 2012
Too Short -- "Freaky Tales"
Geto Boys -- "The Other Level"
posted by chrchr at 11:18 PM on March 23, 2012
Geto Boys -- "The Other Level"
posted by chrchr at 11:18 PM on March 23, 2012
Azealia Banks - 212
posted by backwards guitar at 4:31 AM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by backwards guitar at 4:31 AM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
My Neck, My Back.
And "Fuck The Pain Away" was used in Lost In Translation.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:51 AM on March 24, 2012
And "Fuck The Pain Away" was used in Lost In Translation.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:51 AM on March 24, 2012
OMG, can't forget Missy Elliot.... May be old school but "Get Freak On," Scream," and "Dog in Heat..."
Got that A?
posted by embee3 at 5:09 AM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
Got that A?
posted by embee3 at 5:09 AM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
Trick Daddy ft. Khia & Tampa Tony - Jump On It (remember this from that scene in 40-year-old Virgin?)
posted by cashman at 8:32 AM on March 24, 2012
posted by cashman at 8:32 AM on March 24, 2012
Cex - Actual Fucking
posted by brand-gnu at 9:41 AM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by brand-gnu at 9:41 AM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
Brand-gnu, that is an awesome suggestion, fucking love Cex!
i would also add Stamina by Cex
Here are my other recommendations...good tines a coming!
NWA recommendations are awesome
Ludacris, Splash is an awesome song
Dr. Dre - Xplosive, Housewife, fuck you
Tupac - how do you want it
Have a great time!
posted by handbanana at 9:58 AM on March 24, 2012
i would also add Stamina by Cex
Here are my other recommendations...good tines a coming!
NWA recommendations are awesome
Ludacris, Splash is an awesome song
Dr. Dre - Xplosive, Housewife, fuck you
Tupac - how do you want it
Have a great time!
posted by handbanana at 9:58 AM on March 24, 2012
How Many Licks? by Lil Kim
Nthing Rihanna, 2 Live Crew, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris.
I agree that this is the best question ever! Totally bookmarking.
posted by the essence of class and fanciness at 10:53 AM on March 24, 2012
Nthing Rihanna, 2 Live Crew, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris.
I agree that this is the best question ever! Totally bookmarking.
posted by the essence of class and fanciness at 10:53 AM on March 24, 2012
Kool G. Rap & DJ Polo - Talk Like Sex
AMG - Jiggable Pie
DJ Quik - Sweet Black Pussy
posted by box at 11:16 AM on March 24, 2012
AMG - Jiggable Pie
DJ Quik - Sweet Black Pussy
posted by box at 11:16 AM on March 24, 2012
Eazy E - Gimme That Nut
Black Sheep f Q-Tip - La Menage
Crustified Dibbs f. Notorious B.I.G. - Cunt Renaissance
posted by box at 11:21 AM on March 24, 2012
Black Sheep f Q-Tip - La Menage
Crustified Dibbs f. Notorious B.I.G. - Cunt Renaissance
posted by box at 11:21 AM on March 24, 2012
Plies - You
Slick Rick - Adults Only
Trina - B R Right
Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head
posted by Cue the Strings at 11:36 AM on March 24, 2012
Slick Rick - Adults Only
Trina - B R Right
Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head
posted by Cue the Strings at 11:36 AM on March 24, 2012
Incidentally, this is an awesome question.
And Kanye's Golddigger may not be "dirty" lyrically, but maaaaaan that is a sexy groove.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:27 PM on March 24, 2012
And Kanye's Golddigger may not be "dirty" lyrically, but maaaaaan that is a sexy groove.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:27 PM on March 24, 2012
Response by poster: I've never been so excited for Easter long weekend.
posted by fso at 7:14 PM on March 24, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by fso at 7:14 PM on March 24, 2012 [6 favorites]
OMG ALSO
Nas' horrendously named Oochie Walley
Ying Yang Twins - Pull Your Hair
my neighbors hate me right now
posted by elizardbits at 8:22 PM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
Nas' horrendously named Oochie Walley
Ying Yang Twins - Pull Your Hair
my neighbors hate me right now
posted by elizardbits at 8:22 PM on March 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
DJ Paul - Still Gettin' My Dick Sucked (alt. chopped & screwed version)
posted by p3on at 3:06 PM on March 25, 2012
posted by p3on at 3:06 PM on March 25, 2012
No "Lapdance" by N.E.R.D.? AskMe, I am disappoint.
Also, "Fuck The Pain Away" was also used in Drive Crazy, an awesome-bad Nic Cage movie. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:25 PM on April 5, 2012
Also, "Fuck The Pain Away" was also used in Drive Crazy, an awesome-bad Nic Cage movie. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:25 PM on April 5, 2012
I was really hoping for an update to this thread.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:07 AM on April 19, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Rock Steady at 8:07 AM on April 19, 2012 [2 favorites]
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