witty tshirt required to specs

November 8, 2011 7:15 AM

Help me buy a witty t-shirt for one of my friends (themes: hip hop, Arnie, Raiders, macho posturing, 90s rnb, Michael Jordan)

I need a present for one of my friends and I want to buy him a funny t-shirt that he doesn't have yet, on a theme he likes:

Hip hop
Raiders
Arnie
Macho posturing (eg he already has "Mack" and "boss" but other bowss related stuff could be good)
90s rnb
Michael Jordan (or NBA generally)

Needs to be available in size m and ship to australia. Other items besides shirts would be ok instead

posted by lifethatihavenotlivedyet to Clothing, Beauty, & Fashion (8 answers total)

Response by poster: I should add: for hip hop i mean mostly classic or underground hip hop
posted by lifethatihavenotlivedyet at 7:17 AM on November 8, 2011

How about this Skynet t-shirt?
posted by griphus at 7:18 AM on November 8, 2011 [1 favorite]

Got your tickets to the gun show?
posted by jbickers at 7:43 AM on November 8, 2011

Seems like some of No Mas' stuff might match dude's aesthetic, maybe.
posted by box at 8:11 AM on November 8, 2011

Best answer: Married to the Sea has some pretty amazing hip hop referencing t-shirts. "It just does, mom. I can't explain why it feels so good to be a gangster."
posted by milk white peacock at 10:18 AM on November 8, 2011 [2 favorites]

Check out these shirts on Etsy. I've gotten my brother some 90's hip hop related shirts from various Etsy folks over the years. It takes some searching but it's worth it.
posted by Nathanial Hörnblowér at 10:36 AM on November 8, 2011

Ebay is also a good source. Check out the Beastie Boys selections, for example.
posted by Nathanial Hörnblowér at 10:44 AM on November 8, 2011

Best answer: I don't know if this counts as classic hip hop, per se, but I've always been a fan of Biggie was right!
posted by FakePalindrome at 4:32 PM on November 8, 2011