What do I call my cookies?

December 18, 2006 8:25 AM

Cookie exchange in one hour! Need punny/clever name for my chocolate-covered peanut butter bars. The more political the better.

Good names used last year to give you a flavor of what I'm looking for include: Condoleezza Rice Krispie Treats and Right Wing Nut Bars and Heckuva Job Brownie Brownies.

posted by ilikecookies to Food & Drink (14 answers total)

Best answer: Goobernatorials.
posted by fish tick at 8:31 AM on December 18, 2006 [1 favorite]

Washington. (Underneath the sugary coating it's just a bunch of nuts.)
posted by The Bellman at 8:37 AM on December 18, 2006

Baraklate Obamabars (or something along those lines. I'm not that punny today).
posted by muddgirl at 8:38 AM on December 18, 2006

Alan Keyes.
posted by box at 8:39 AM on December 18, 2006 [1 favorite]

December Surprise

peanut butter Brownies ("Heckuva job!")

*Scrambles to make a joke about Barbara Bush being called "Bar" for short*
posted by hermitosis at 8:52 AM on December 18, 2006

Right Wing Peanutjob
posted by plinth at 8:59 AM on December 18, 2006

Swell Ken Blackwell's Chocolate Nuts
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:16 AM on December 18, 2006

Peanut Butter Know a District
posted by Sprout the Vulgarian at 9:19 AM on December 18, 2006

The Healthy Arteries Initiative
posted by milkrate at 9:34 AM on December 18, 2006

GOP Elephant Poop.
posted by solid-one-love at 10:37 AM on December 18, 2006

Peanut Butter Them Ups?

Nuttier Than Thous?
posted by timepiece at 10:39 AM on December 18, 2006

Best answer: Bush cabinet bars-- a nice layer of chocolate over some real southern nuts.
posted by jamjam at 10:40 AM on December 18, 2006

Peanut Butter & Cholocate Bars to Help You Forget How F*cked Up Bush and His Cronies Have Made This Country
posted by camworld at 11:49 AM on December 18, 2006

i'm all-in for baraklate obamabars, mudgirl, that's brilliant.
posted by twistofrhyme at 12:18 PM on December 18, 2006