April 25, 2007

8:13 PM

posted by Asherah to Health & Fitness (25 answers total)

Well, that was a waste of a question.
posted by number9dream at 8:15 PM on April 25, 2007

Oh Christ, here we go again.
posted by dhammond at 8:15 PM on April 25, 2007

Dump her.
posted by matkline at 8:16 PM on April 25, 2007

Or stop masturbating.
posted by matkline at 8:16 PM on April 25, 2007

I think Asherah is trying to tell us he has reached enlightment and doesn't need any questions answered. Very Zen.
posted by vizsla at 8:17 PM on April 25, 2007

GET A LAWYER, A THERAPIST AND DUMP THEM BOTH!
or Lube.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 8:17 PM on April 25, 2007

You'll shoot your eye out!
posted by lekvar at 8:17 PM on April 25, 2007

I am fuming mad about these cups.
posted by 31d1 at 8:21 PM on April 25, 2007

37 and purple. Twice on Tuesdays.
posted by shinynewnick at 8:21 PM on April 25, 2007

IANAD, but you seem to suffer from premature submittal.
posted by cerebus19 at 8:21 PM on April 25, 2007

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posted by langeNU at 8:21 PM on April 25, 2007

Yes, for the last time, Jesus was black.
posted by Derek at 8:21 PM on April 25, 2007

Burhanistan: "Zen buddhism really is very different from mahayana buddhism."

Ah yes but an enlightened one would have achieved equal parts of male and female energy.
posted by vizsla at 8:22 PM on April 25, 2007

1836
posted by mattbucher at 8:23 PM on April 25, 2007

Asherah, there's nothing for it, I'm sorry to say, but a full format and re-install. Nuking it from orbit is the only way to be sure.
posted by paulsc at 8:23 PM on April 25, 2007

Repost
posted by Packy_1962 at 8:24 PM on April 25, 2007

OK, since everyone is lollygagging here I'll give you the straight answer.

Yes. You've gone blind.

Yes, it's from all the masturbating.
posted by 31d1 at 8:24 PM on April 25, 2007

line 61462, intentionally left blank.
posted by |n$eCur3 at 8:25 PM on April 25, 2007

AskMe lesson of the day : Don't write questions in green font.
posted by vizsla at 8:25 PM on April 25, 2007

I used my question;

It was blank, formless, a void.

Can I have one more?
posted by brain cloud at 8:25 PM on April 25, 2007

Shake well before use.
Refrigerate after opening.
Immediately flush the eye with water.
Offer expires 11/13/08.
Not a significant source of other nutrients.
posted by JohnnyGunn at 8:26 PM on April 25, 2007

42.
posted by datacenter refugee at 8:28 PM on April 25, 2007

 
posted by Tacos Are Pretty Great at 8:29 PM on April 25, 2007

I can't believe everybody would give such judgmental answers to a perfectly reasonable question.
posted by furiousthought at 8:30 PM on April 25, 2007

What Tacos said.
posted by box at 8:30 PM on April 25, 2007