October 31, 2006 7:42 AM Subscribe
What is your favorite and most colorful expression or phrase? Speaking about two idiots that we work with, my coworker said that they looked like 'Two monkey's f*cking a football
', which led me to say 'They couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery
', and as a final touch, which made me laugh, my coworker states 'They're about as handy as a bear cub with a toothpick
'. I would love to write a book or create a website with colorful phrases from around the world. What are some of your favorite idioms that you use or have overhead in the boardroom, bar, or barnyard?
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