What the heck is this?

August 17, 2023 2:21 PM

I'm still playing Real Estate Scavenger Hunt and have come across something in a house that I can't identify. You have all been so helpful in the past, I thought I'd throw this one out to you as well. It's the black thing against the far wall. Any clues?
posted by DrGail to Home & Garden (10 answers total)

On the right? It's a gun safe.
posted by Crystalinne at 2:23 PM on August 17, 2023

Was also going to say gun safe.
posted by number9dream at 2:24 PM on August 17, 2023

I think it's far more likely OP is asking about what appears to be a coffin for a cyberpunk vampire against the far wall than the obvious gun safe on the near wall.
posted by phunniemee at 2:28 PM on August 17, 2023 [27 favorites]

Perhaps a water massage bed?
posted by sacrifix at 2:33 PM on August 17, 2023 [1 favorite]

Best answer: Oh.. yeah... that tracks... then. I thought that was a sideboard.

It's a hydro massage bed.
posted by Crystalinne at 2:34 PM on August 17, 2023 [4 favorites]

Best answer: Are you asking about the black item behind the dining table? It appears to be a hydromassage table
posted by zombiedance at 2:34 PM on August 17, 2023

Best answer: Yes that's the term I was arriving at too. a 'review' of such a bed, with photograph plus direct link to photo if it works
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 2:34 PM on August 17, 2023

Response by poster: That was quick! I've seen plenty of gun safes, but never a hydromassage table.
posted by DrGail at 2:40 PM on August 17, 2023

$10K, in case anyone else was wondering.
posted by dianeF at 3:47 PM on August 17, 2023 [2 favorites]

I'm late to the party, but I'm pleased that my initial guess was correct.
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:41 PM on August 17, 2023