Objects doing exercise, on a t-shirt
February 9, 2022 3:45 PM

My partner has a shirt with a banana doing crunches, and one with a rhinoceros on a treadmill. He is a bit of a gym bro and I would like to find similar cute/funny shirts so they can wear a different one while working out (almost) every day. Suggest me some shirts? (Particulars inside, because I'm picky)

Criteria I'm looking for are:

- Cute, cartoony illustrations
- No text
- As little "rah rah fitness motivation" or body image stuff as possible
- Bonus points for activities other than running and yoga

Thanks!

(this egg weight lifting one is mildly horrifying but I still might go for it)
posted by btfreek to Clothing, Beauty, & Fashion (11 answers total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
Something like this dachshund? Or this unicorn?
posted by hanov3r at 3:54 PM on February 9, 2022


How about this beauty? I live for Kliban's aerobic cats.

Also this avocardio shirt is cute.
posted by RobinofFrocksley at 4:23 PM on February 9, 2022


Flat Earth Workout
Time to Burn Calories
Hardcore Motivation (potato)
Gym Avocado
Gym Funny Octopus (with ten tentacles, for some reason)
Star Workout
Get in Shape
posted by Sunburnt at 4:27 PM on February 9, 2022


I kind of like this group one, also there's a turtle, some weightlifting cats, a hamster, or corgi yoga. I'm fond of this chicken but you may prefer this rubber chicken. Yes, those are all from the same site - it's just what came up for a search. I have no experience with that particular vendor.
posted by nkknkk at 4:29 PM on February 9, 2022


This place has options. I have not ordered from them but there are lots of ideas for you.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/gym?page=2
posted by BoscosMom at 5:58 PM on February 9, 2022


Biscotti Pippen
posted by jonathanhughes at 6:31 PM on February 9, 2022


Heheh I actually came in to specifically recommend the weightlifting cats one that nkknkk linked to- my partner got this for a gift and it makes me smile every time he wears it.
posted by DTMFA at 6:56 PM on February 9, 2022


Teeturtle is a source I like for cute cartoony shirts—I actually have an exercise-themed shirt from them. A lot of them say stuff on them, unfortunately, but you might have some luck if you feel like perusing. A quick search turned up:

Turtle running, no text

Has a word on it but an axolotl doing squats is too delightful not to share.
posted by tchemgrrl at 7:15 PM on February 9, 2022


Any of the following?

A hamburger doing the high jump
Sushi riding a bike
Sushi on skis
An armadillo playing basketball
A water bottle doing gymnastics (bonus meme reference)
A heart and brain playing badminton
A determined dog playing soccer
Brocco Lee
posted by guessthis at 7:55 AM on February 10, 2022


Thank you all! I am still scrutinizing all entries carefully to see if they meet my exacting aesthetic sensibilities, but for now I submit to you also: Planet Fitness.
posted by btfreek at 9:42 AM on February 10, 2022




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