Can you find the DIY couch instructions with the funny setup?
January 29, 2016 2:48 PM

Several years ago I found some instructions for building your own (banquette style, I think) seating out of plywood, foam, etc. What sticks out in my memory was the author introducing the need for new furniture. It was something like this: 'I loaned my apartment to some filmmakers for a shoot. After the fact, I discovered they made porn, and you can guess what they used my couch for. (They had sex on it.) Obviously I need new furniture.' Can you track down this page?
posted by Monochrome to Computers & Internet (2 answers total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
This from Monster Crap I've Built?

"Pornographers ruined my couch. I had a nice big couch in the photography rental studio that I run, and I unwittingly rented the studio out to a porno film crew, and they ruined the couch in exactly the disgusting way you'd think they would. I tried cleaning it but eventually sent the couch back from whence it came, Craigslist."
posted by the webmistress at 3:40 PM on January 29, 2016


That's it! You're amazing, what a find!
posted by Monochrome at 8:54 AM on January 30, 2016


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