Please help us name a mini-golf goat.
April 28, 2015 1:28 PM
There is a cute goat who lives in a cute little goat house. With the help of about 5 bunny rabbit friends, he (or she?) keeps the grass trimmed at an abandoned mini-golf (putt-putt) place. We stop there occasionally to talk to the goat and to fantasize about running a mini-golf-ery since it's for sale. But what is a clever name for a goat associated with mini-golf? We are at a loss for a good one, properly punny.
(Note: we may not be able to give the best possible name without photos of this cute little goat.)
posted by moonmilk at 1:44 PM on April 28, 2015
posted by moonmilk at 1:44 PM on April 28, 2015
"There is a cute goat who lives in a cute little goat house."
This excellent storybook beginning simply begs for photos. Until then, no suggestions for you!
posted by BostonTerrier at 1:53 PM on April 28, 2015
This excellent storybook beginning simply begs for photos. Until then, no suggestions for you!
posted by BostonTerrier at 1:53 PM on April 28, 2015
Greenskeeper Willie.
I was about to suggest "Groundskeeper Billy."
posted by contraption at 2:00 PM on April 28, 2015
I was about to suggest "Groundskeeper Billy."
posted by contraption at 2:00 PM on April 28, 2015
Or, if he's aggressive, Butt-Butt.
posted by contraption at 2:01 PM on April 28, 2015
posted by contraption at 2:01 PM on April 28, 2015
(Mutton) Stu
posted by mochapickle at 2:49 PM on April 28, 2015
posted by mochapickle at 2:49 PM on April 28, 2015
It's not a pun, but I feel like his name should be "Mulligan."
posted by infinitywaltz at 3:16 PM on April 28, 2015
posted by infinitywaltz at 3:16 PM on April 28, 2015
Spackler or Gunga Galunga.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:02 PM on April 28, 2015
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:02 PM on April 28, 2015
Mr. Yips?
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 4:15 AM on April 29, 2015
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 4:15 AM on April 29, 2015
McGrough or Billy McGruff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Billy_Goats_Gruff
posted by Jim_Jam at 10:53 AM on April 29, 2015
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Billy_Goats_Gruff
posted by Jim_Jam at 10:53 AM on April 29, 2015
Rocinante? Since it's a miniature golf course I'm assuming there's a windmill.
Also, just as a friendly warning, people are going to start getting upset if some minigolf goat pictures don't materialize here soon.
posted by contraption at 4:30 PM on April 29, 2015
Also, just as a friendly warning, people are going to start getting upset if some minigolf goat pictures don't materialize here soon.
posted by contraption at 4:30 PM on April 29, 2015
Please tell me you're going to have a Sound of Music-like, "Lonely Goatherd" themed mini golf hole, oh please oh please...
posted by Soliloquy at 9:24 AM on April 30, 2015
posted by Soliloquy at 9:24 AM on April 30, 2015
We went with Gunga Galunga!
Here's the best picture we have of him in his little goat house. We'll take a better one next time. See his little white bunny friend to the left in front of the rocks.
posted by MonsieurBon at 10:18 AM on May 4, 2015
Here's the best picture we have of him in his little goat house. We'll take a better one next time. See his little white bunny friend to the left in front of the rocks.
posted by MonsieurBon at 10:18 AM on May 4, 2015
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posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 1:31 PM on April 28, 2015