What jobs get men laid the most?
July 1, 2010 3:02 AM Subscribe
What jobs get men laid the most?
I'm wondering what jobs there are that would be highly likely to get a man regularly laid. Now to be more specific I'm not looking for jobs such as porn star or prostitute. Nor am I looking for things that are not realistic for most people such as rock star or famous actor. I also want to clarify that I'm looking for jobs that would help the man through a good deal of the process on the job. So saying you're a lawyer/doctor/rich and having women fall all over you outside your job doesn't count. But meeting lots of women in the examination room and having them give you their numbers would count.
My immediate thinking goes to something like bartender. The bartender can chat up drunk women all night and depending on the type of venue the women may have come looking to have sex anyway.
Speculation and real life examples encouraged! Thanks.
I'm wondering what jobs there are that would be highly likely to get a man regularly laid. Now to be more specific I'm not looking for jobs such as porn star or prostitute. Nor am I looking for things that are not realistic for most people such as rock star or famous actor. I also want to clarify that I'm looking for jobs that would help the man through a good deal of the process on the job. So saying you're a lawyer/doctor/rich and having women fall all over you outside your job doesn't count. But meeting lots of women in the examination room and having them give you their numbers would count.
My immediate thinking goes to something like bartender. The bartender can chat up drunk women all night and depending on the type of venue the women may have come looking to have sex anyway.
Speculation and real life examples encouraged! Thanks.
This post was deleted for the following reason: I think "speculation encouraged" pushes this off the precipice and into the chasms of chatfilter. -- vacapinta
I would speculate that the frequency of intercourse a man has is NOT dependent on his profession.
And, speculation and Penthouse Forum stories are all you're going to get with this question... this is chatfilter, there is no answer...
posted by HuronBob at 3:15 AM on July 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
And, speculation and Penthouse Forum stories are all you're going to get with this question... this is chatfilter, there is no answer...
posted by HuronBob at 3:15 AM on July 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Also: meeting women in the examination room and hitting on them is the quickest way to cease practising a doctor as can be humanly imagined. Med school isn't cheap. Sleeping with your patients is terminal stupidity.
As, for that matter, is sleeping with your clients, if you're a lawyer.
posted by MuffinMan at 3:15 AM on July 1, 2010
As, for that matter, is sleeping with your clients, if you're a lawyer.
posted by MuffinMan at 3:15 AM on July 1, 2010
Response by poster: To be more specific. I'd definitely prefer answers like MuffinMans, rather than answers like "Policeman because they have guns and guns are sexy."
Thanks!
posted by bindasj at 3:27 AM on July 1, 2010
Thanks!
posted by bindasj at 3:27 AM on July 1, 2010
What ifds9 said. Various guys I know who do freelance primary teaching work (think, coming in to teach a specialist subject for a day) apparently fend off a lot of advances.
posted by emilyw at 3:49 AM on July 1, 2010
posted by emilyw at 3:49 AM on July 1, 2010
Being in a band and going on tour. Its not just an urban legend. It really is so much easier to pick up after you have been on stage. And I'm not talking about having to be massive chart success. - just in a low level indie band that tours around.
posted by mary8nne at 3:55 AM on July 1, 2010
posted by mary8nne at 3:55 AM on July 1, 2010
I bet UPS guys get lots of tail. Every office I've ever worked at had someone who was hot for that guy.
posted by Gilbert at 3:59 AM on July 1, 2010
posted by Gilbert at 3:59 AM on July 1, 2010
You're right with bartender; my best friend and I were talking the other day about a bartender friend of hers who was a chick magnet. Two words: free drinks.
On the other hand, we were talking about him because he's been asking my friend for advice: see, women who go home with the bartender often come back the next weekend, expecting all their drinks to be comped forevermore, and he doesn't know how to turn them down. Be careful what you wish for.
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:16 AM on July 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
On the other hand, we were talking about him because he's been asking my friend for advice: see, women who go home with the bartender often come back the next weekend, expecting all their drinks to be comped forevermore, and he doesn't know how to turn them down. Be careful what you wish for.
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:16 AM on July 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Travelling fairground attendant. The teenage girls in my town when crazy for them.
posted by freya_lamb at 4:18 AM on July 1, 2010
posted by freya_lamb at 4:18 AM on July 1, 2010
Gah! read 'went' for 'when'.
posted by freya_lamb at 4:19 AM on July 1, 2010
posted by freya_lamb at 4:19 AM on July 1, 2010
What's the problem to be solved here?
If you're looking for career advice, it would be helpful to know what kinds of work you've done already, what kind of skills and education you have, what kinds of things you enjoy doing, etc.
posted by box at 4:27 AM on July 1, 2010
If you're looking for career advice, it would be helpful to know what kinds of work you've done already, what kind of skills and education you have, what kinds of things you enjoy doing, etc.
posted by box at 4:27 AM on July 1, 2010
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Every 3 days or so, a new group of backpackers arrived on the boat and off they sailed. The backpackers who disembarked would then tend to move on up the east coast to Mission Beach.
The crew were typically a little bit older - by a couple of years - than the average passenger. Being crew, they were considered Alpha males by female backpackers and got a lot of attention.
As the skipper, he was the only person with his own cabin, complete with skylight looking onto the stars. He had a ready made chat up line either when in port or when sailing. He rarely slept alone.
I'm reliably informed that after 3 months of that job he had to leave due to unspecified zinc and selenium-related deficiency illnesses.
posted by MuffinMan at 3:13 AM on July 1, 2010 [1 favorite]