Stare into my Soul Windows

December 25, 2024 9:17 AM

Inspired by this comment. I often find myself needing to say some version of “look me in the eyes” but I want to mix it up for laughs.

I’ve got
Look me in the optic nerves
Windows of my soul
Eye sockets
Stare into the abyss of my truth discernments

The funnier or weirder the better. Merry Christmas metafilter!

posted by St. Peepsburg to Writing & Language (6 answers total)

GAZE MY PEEPERS
posted by mochapickle at 9:20 AM on December 25 [3 favorites]

The Sopranos suggests:

“Don’t give me those fucking Manson lamps.”
posted by Lemkin at 9:25 AM on December 25 [1 favorite]

Response by poster: I had a few ideas:
Eyes of Sauron
Camera lenses
posted by St. Peepsburg at 10:45 AM on December 25

"Scan my retinas"
posted by i_mean_come_on_now at 11:24 AM on December 25 [1 favorite]

Kath & Kim: "Look at me! Look at moieee!"
posted by yellowcandy at 12:52 PM on December 25 [1 favorite]

In Britain we had Little Britain with a terrible fake hypnotist who said "...Not around my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes."
posted by k3ninho at 1:56 PM on December 25 [2 favorites]