A contract on the fat man
November 9, 2007 12:06 PM Subscribe
Help me develop a plan to assassinate Santa Claus.
What would be the logistics? I would have to get to the north pole - how would I arrange that? What gear should I wear? How would I deliver confirmation of the kill given Santa's state of being as a pop culture/quasi-mythological figure? (I’d have to have proof, I couldn’t just say it, no one would believe me.) Would I need publicity?
Also, is the north pole defended at all? Are there treaties involved? Who’s lain claim to it? Would I need to assemble a team? Are there any groups who might aid me on this?What kind of equipment would I need? Am I prosecutable? By whom?
I know I'm missing some other angles here, but I suspect Jesus is on my side, it’s his holiday after all.
What would be the logistics? I would have to get to the north pole - how would I arrange that? What gear should I wear? How would I deliver confirmation of the kill given Santa's state of being as a pop culture/quasi-mythological figure? (I’d have to have proof, I couldn’t just say it, no one would believe me.) Would I need publicity?
Also, is the north pole defended at all? Are there treaties involved? Who’s lain claim to it? Would I need to assemble a team? Are there any groups who might aid me on this?What kind of equipment would I need? Am I prosecutable? By whom?
I know I'm missing some other angles here, but I suspect Jesus is on my side, it’s his holiday after all.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Hypothetical chatfilter = coal in stocking. -- cortex
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posted by ormondsacker at 12:09 PM on November 9, 2007