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October 3, 2006 1:12 AM   Subscribe

What are some low-effort ways to make a buttload of cash?
posted by flabdablet to Education (8 answers total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: chatfilter, please explain why you want to know, etc, otherwise this is just the same as many other similar questions

 
sell a kidney and/or testicle
posted by isopropyl at 1:14 AM on October 3, 2006


To let companies test new and probably dangerous medicines on you. Though such jobs are more and more outsourced to countries where most people can't afford to hire lawyers.
posted by ijsbrand at 1:28 AM on October 3, 2006


Best answer: become a college drug dealer.
posted by Jairus at 1:39 AM on October 3, 2006


Slip at a store on something wet that doesn't have the *caution WET FLOOR* sign. Then call a lawyer, they'll figure out the rest. The hard part is finding the wet stuff, but if you are diligent you can probably do this in about 2 hours of store surfing.
posted by the giant pill at 1:41 AM on October 3, 2006


If you have a law degree, file class action lawsuits. You get to keep all the cash; the clients get stuck with special offers and promotions.
posted by hodyoaten at 1:44 AM on October 3, 2006


Step 1: Post jokey, chatfiltery question inspired by throwaway comment in metatalk thread.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!
posted by dersins at 1:46 AM on October 3, 2006


covance have ads on the buses here saying they'll pay up to £ 2500 for medical testing. Dunno if that counts as "a buttload of cash" to you, but it might involve a buttload of drugs.
posted by handee at 1:59 AM on October 3, 2006


Make your nut then move to an economically developing part of the world. Instant millionaire status on a meager sum.
posted by Gordion Knott at 3:13 AM on October 3, 2006


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