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December 26, 2016 9:00 AM Subscribe
What is the absolute worst Christmas present you got this year? Bonus points for tacky, thoughtless, cheap, regifted, insensitive, inappropriate, obscene, ridiculous, ugly, obviously from the 99-cent store, "have you met me?", and WTF.
For example: a calendar called "Endangerously Yours" featuring pictures of adorable baby animals...who are endangered. So: "aww, so cute!" followed immediately by CRUSHING GUILT and "OMG, you could be extinct before the year is out, OMGOMGOMG!" ...and I can't even return it because "a portion of the proceeds goes towards etc, etc." It's like an albatross made out of ALL THE BAD FEELS. Please share the items that most made you make that horrible cringe-smile awkward face while I figure out which of my terrible coworkers gets regifted this odious year-long guilt trip.
For example: a calendar called "Endangerously Yours" featuring pictures of adorable baby animals...who are endangered. So: "aww, so cute!" followed immediately by CRUSHING GUILT and "OMG, you could be extinct before the year is out, OMGOMGOMG!" ...and I can't even return it because "a portion of the proceeds goes towards etc, etc." It's like an albatross made out of ALL THE BAD FEELS. Please share the items that most made you make that horrible cringe-smile awkward face while I figure out which of my terrible coworkers gets regifted this odious year-long guilt trip.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Heya, this is pretty headlong chatfilter; particularly good non-bummer bad-gift stories could go in the happy holidays MetaTalk, tho. -- cortex
My mother gave my 5 year old owl magazines...from 1976....which were our neighbour's originally at that time...which were mouldy.
posted by warriorqueen at 9:05 AM on December 26, 2016
posted by warriorqueen at 9:05 AM on December 26, 2016
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