Hideously incompetent webmaster volunteer dies, leaving awesome but destitute nonprofit reptile park with a blacklisted, non-updatable web site. Management is all-consumed by the task of feeding and caring for 300 huge crocodiles and running around the country to rescue others, so it falls on the rest of us to bring
, a simmering pile of alligator squat, back to some point of usability. But how the heck to proceed without drowning in crocodile tears?
These guys (ignore the malware warning...more on that in a sec) run all over the country rescuing unwanted crocodiles (idiots buy babies as gifts for their kids, then, duh, don't know what to do with them when they grown (the crocs, not the kids), and bring them back to their refuge in Florida, where they care for them and edutain the public, trying to destigmatize these awesome big creatures. Kids can have alligator birthday parties at the park. One current resident is Tarzan, 90 year old croc star of the old Tarzan films from the 1930's. The whole operation's awesome, like out of a dream (I've never been there; just follow along from afar).
Unfortunately, there's not much money in this, so they resort to sucky volunteer labor for things like their web site. And the latter's a simmering pile of crocodile squat - and the guy who donated programming(sic) and design(sic) recently passed away. It's currently
blacklisted as a malware site, and most surfers using Safari or Fireforx can't even get in. One peek at the source code, and you'll see why. It's insane.
They can't afford a site makeover, nor do they really want one. Even though it looks cheesey, they're ok with it. They just want to 1. get off the blacklist, and 2. have a way to update stuff (including the blog, currently a badly installed old version of Word Press whose details the deceased programmer took to his grave). And while my instinct is to tear it all down and build new, that'd be expensive to recreate.
So I'm thinking of taking a deep breath, wading into the wanky code, and purging the non-functional ad delivery set-up, the pointless javascript; reconfiguring the images pulled from other servers, and figure out why Camino reports a bunch of glacially-loading files ending in .tw.
Can anyone offer advice? Or if you have time to actually help, I'd kick in some money from my own pocket (I'm just a volunteer, myself), or the Croc guys could provide a tax receipt for donated labor. I don't want the refuge to close! Where would the 300 giant crocodiles live???
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:50 AM on August 9, 2009