OLIVER: Today, the President is going to direct the Attorney General to appoint a Special Prosecutor.
CHARLIE: Yes.
OLIVER: Now, you know what that means, right?
CHARLIE: Yeah.
OLIVER: Okay, so you'll need a lawyer.
CHARLIE: Actually, Mr. Babish, I don't think I need one.
OLIVER: You do.
CHARLIE: I think I'll be fine.
OLIVER: Really?
CHARLIE: Yeah.
OLIVER: [sits down] He's going to ask you about everything you'd seen and heard since you started working at the White House.
CHARLIE: I can answer those questions truthfully.
OLIVER: Then he's going to call you back a month later and ask you the exact same questions. If your answers change even a little bit, he'll prosecute you for perjury.
CHARLIE: How much? You know, how much do you think...
OLIVER: Assuming you did nothing wrong, saw nothing wrong and heard nothing wrong -- about a hundred thousand dollars.
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In short, the lawyers are there to help you protect your rights. Just because someone doesn't plead the fifth in a certain line of questioning, doesn't mean that situation would never have come up. And, melodrama or not, it's not uncommon for the "little guys" to become the "fall guys."
Like you, I want to believe that if you have nothing to hide, and simply tell the truth, then all will be right. Unfortunately, there are many people behind bars right now who thought the same thing. Keep in mind that there are powerful forces who are NOT interested in the truth, but interested in finding a scapegoat for their own political advancement or to protect themselves from being punished for their own crimes. Just because you would be honest doesn't mean everyone would be. What if 2 or 3 powerful people all decide to lie about your involvement in something?
If I am ever accused of a crime, or even think that I am being questioned to determine whether or not I should be accused, you can bet that I won't say a word without having an attorney present, even if (especially if) I am 100% innocent. (Which I would be, of course.)
posted by The Deej at 6:32 AM on July 6 [3 favorites]