April 2009 Archives

April 30

It's pretty but what is it?

What Mozart song is this and where can I find an un-messed with version? [more inside]
posted by amethysts at 10:47 PM PST - 10 comments

I need to teach and grade from my little hole avoiding their little hole.

I need to create web based learning modules and need some advice. [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 10:23 PM PST - 6 comments

Crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem

Say one wanted to have their skeleton preserved and mounted and left to your next of kin after death how would you do it? -rather gruesome details inside - [more inside]
posted by strixus at 9:56 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me create order from contact chaos

How are journalists and related professionals managing their contact lists these days? Dead tree contact books or digital wizardry, I want to know about both. [more inside]
posted by embrangled at 9:32 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me find Il Cielegio chianti

Help me find a chianti I drank a few years ago, I think it was called Il Cielegio. [more inside]
posted by Horselover Fat at 9:32 PM PST - 4 comments

Vintage clothing repair in Toronto? Lace, embroidery/brocade?

I am a vintage dress freak and have a handful of dresses that need some TLC - ripped lace and a few pieces with gold stitch embroidering (sp?) are getting really worn out. Any suggestions for a place in the GTA who could handle a range of vintage clothing repair needs? TIA
posted by jennyhead at 9:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Let's play Operation.

Probably a common story: I graduated with a liberal arts degree and a mediocre GPA from a mediocre college a few years ago. Now, after working for a few years, I've grown a lot and I've realized that I'd prefer a "hard science" career - and I'm seriously considering med school. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:57 PM PST - 17 comments

Is 35 year old beer drinkable?

I found an old bottle Anchor Steam porter in my basement today that had a copyright date of 1974. Possibly stupid question, but would this be drinkable? The cap does not seem to have been disturbed or altered at all.
posted by MattMangels at 8:47 PM PST - 31 comments

Exit, stage...center?

What are the next steps for a Theater major going into her Senior year of College? [more inside]
posted by thankyoumuchly at 8:41 PM PST - 18 comments

Give me some creative ideas for a burger joint's website

Give me some creative ideas for a burger joint's website [more inside]
posted by Paleoindian at 8:34 PM PST - 15 comments

Where can I get soy pepperoni?

Where can I get soy pepperoni? Neither Whole Foods nor Trader Joe's seems to have it. Can I buy it online somewhere? Alternatively, if anyone knows of any other type of pepperoni which has no cholesterol then I'd be interested in that. I enjoy eating my cholesterol free sausage pizzas, but I miss pepperoni.
posted by HappyEngineer at 8:27 PM PST - 9 comments

Why can't I quit her? My head says NO but my heart says GO. please HELP!

Why can't I quit her? My head says NO but my heart says GO. please HELP! [more inside]
posted by anonymous35 at 7:42 PM PST - 35 comments

Help me be an informed remodeler.

Please recommend resources for learning about home remodeling, particularly basement finishing. [more inside]
posted by medusa at 6:59 PM PST - 3 comments

walking

I've heard that there is a way, a method, of WALKING, that is more efficient, and more productive, than others. I love walking long distances; and am curious if I could find a better way. Any ideas?
posted by ebesan at 6:38 PM PST - 26 comments

Band guy, meet art guy. Art guy, band guy.

How do I find graphic artists / designers for rock music promo materials? [more inside]
posted by arcanecrowbar at 6:14 PM PST - 4 comments

Does the Americans with Disabilities Act apply to landlords who accept Section 8 Vouchers?

Does the Americans with Disabilities Act apply to landlords who accept Section 8 Vouchers?
posted by anthropomorphic at 6:06 PM PST - 9 comments

Cross-Platform Crashing on a Macbook Pro

I have Leopard and Windows 7 (7057) installed on my Late 2007 (possibly older, I got it refurbished) Macbook Pro 15". My problem is, every time I boot into either OS, I get a kernel panic or BSOD respectively. The fact that it happens in 2 different operating systems makes me almost positive that it's a hardware problem. Unfortunately, I don't know very much about computer hardware, so I don't really know what to troubleshoot first, and I don't want to void the warranty by opening the case (I plan to take it to the Apple Store if nobody here can solve the problem). Specifically, either operating system will crash about a minute into booting up. I don't think the problem can be too serious because everything graphically looks fine and all my files are intact. This leads me to think that maybe it's a RAM problem, and that it runs out of memory and crashes during bootup. [more inside]
posted by N2O1138 at 6:04 PM PST - 18 comments

How much should a nanny get paid and how to ask for a raise

What do other Canadian nannies earn? I get $12 an hour and want to ask for a raise. Never done this before, any advice on hour to go about it? [more inside]
posted by beccyjoe at 5:52 PM PST - 38 comments

Fiscal Responsibility: The gov't isn't setting me an example. Maybe I can set an example for the gov't.

Personal Fiscal Responsibility. Help me turn over a new leaf (and keep it turned over). Looking for a new bank and some advise. [more inside]
posted by silkygreenbelly at 5:25 PM PST - 14 comments

I know you're NOT a cannonball.

Another name-that-song: female vocalist, driving guitar line, 90's alternative? [more inside]
posted by parkerjackson at 5:09 PM PST - 27 comments

Therapist in Boston area?

Can you recommend a therapist in Boston/Cambridge/Somerville? More details of what I need help with inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:52 PM PST - 4 comments

I screwed up, and don't want to do it again

I'm reapplying to college six years after dropping out. I left, in part, because I had developed a drug problem. My application needs to include an essay which explains why I want to return, why my grades were below a 2.0 at the time I left, and why I will not repeat the same mistakes. Just how honest should I be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:35 PM PST - 21 comments

I want to know

What car is this anyone please? [more inside]
posted by xmradio03 at 3:56 PM PST - 9 comments

Where is Allis?

ObscureSciFiBookFilter: Space opera-type book, wherein a cargo ship is taken over by pirates. [more inside]
posted by cereselle at 3:41 PM PST - 3 comments

Alternatives to Bloglines?

Bloglines is broken again. When it works, rarely, seldom perfectly, even then not for long, it's an excellent service. I dislike Google reader, it lacks, for me, the ease of reading. Maybe I need to try harder. But I wonder why someone doesn't buy Bloglines and make it work. Who ever runs it now can't seem to do it properly. Why doesn't someone buy it and fix it, or why isn't there a competitor that provides a reader that works. Besides Google reader are there any readers out there I don't know about?
posted by NorthCoastCafe at 3:26 PM PST - 20 comments

Bokeh my balls with this Kodak camera

I just got a kodak ZD 710 with manual controls. How do I shoot bokeh balls with it? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 3:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Large scale use of Linux on the desktop in organizations?

I'm looking for a list or reference to press releases/news articles about large corporations or government departments that have switched to Linux as a desktop platform. For example this week it was reported that the French police have 5,000 PCs running Ubuntu. [more inside]
posted by thewalrus at 2:49 PM PST - 3 comments

Optimizing images for better iWeb output

What's the best way to optimize the images for my (not template-based) iWeb site? [more inside]
posted by huron at 2:48 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I avoid paying obscene fees to invest in France

I am looking to make long-term low maintenance investments (e.g., index funds) in Euros in a tax-optimal way in France (assurance vie or PEA are what I understand are the real alternatives) but am shocked and appalled at the fees charged by French banks and mutual funds. I'd be quite grateful for any suggestions.
posted by 12trees at 2:18 PM PST - 3 comments

How to get over jealousy?

Help me tame the green eyed monster. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:08 PM PST - 24 comments

Please hope me

How can I work on mental health issues without costly therapy? Lengthy details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:08 PM PST - 10 comments

Scheduling a wedding around a family member's pregnancy?

I've recently become engaged and my fiancee and I were planning on getting married in the fall. We've learned that one of our sisters is pregnant and is due around the same time. How late is too late for her to travel? Are we being unreasonable in picking a date when we know there's a high likelihood she won't be able to come? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:08 PM PST - 37 comments

Wedding Present Chicago Couple

What can I give as a wedding present to a Chicago couple in their early forties who have combined their households, have everything they need, no registry, don't want more stuff? [more inside]
posted by Elsie at 2:03 PM PST - 22 comments

Help me not look like Gordon Gekko

What tie should I pair with this shirt? [more inside]
posted by martens at 1:54 PM PST - 27 comments

"I'll Calcu Later!"

I've seen people compute complex arithmetic off the top of their head. How do they do it? [more inside]
posted by Christ, what an asshole at 1:48 PM PST - 13 comments

Any moving tips for a cross-country move?

Any moving tips for a cross-country move? [more inside]
posted by elder18 at 1:28 PM PST - 22 comments

How to test if a variable in a Bourne shell script is an integer?

I'm being tasked with creating a simple integer calculator, which I have effectively done, up to the point of it being a calculator, however, even after hours of searching I cannot get any scripts to work correctly. [more inside]
posted by InsaneRhino at 1:26 PM PST - 12 comments

Satin latex paint on my bookshelves?

I have recently put up some wooden shelves (pine shelves on hardwood brackets) in my living room that I will use to hold records and books. I have a new can of white satin-finish latex paint. Can I use the paint on the shelves. (i.e. Will it look decent and not stick to the books and records?) What would be the reasons not to use this paint and instead get some other more appropriate paint? What might that more appropriate paint be? [more inside]
posted by OmieWise at 1:25 PM PST - 16 comments

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then up, using sharpened shishkabob spears.

Help me weaponize food. [more inside]
posted by Shepherd at 1:25 PM PST - 66 comments

What is this Cat Power song?

What's the deal with this Cat Power song, apparently titled "Make Me Feel So Bad"? Did she write it? If not, who did? Is there a studio version, does it appear on any albums? [more inside]
posted by peep at 1:19 PM PST - 5 comments

Where can I buy DAT tapes in Chicago?

Anyone know where I can buy DAT tapes in Chicago on short notice? [more inside]
posted by zadermatermorts at 1:09 PM PST - 7 comments

Sudoku masters, what are your favorite challenging sudoku books?

PuzzleFilter: What books would you recommend for a sudoku addict who's already worked through a "fiendish"/"super fiendish" sudoku collection and would like to try more challenging puzzles? There seem to be a zillion sudoku books that are available. Please help me narrow down the selection, based on a few other things I'm looking for... [more inside]
posted by macguffin at 1:00 PM PST - 11 comments

Stuttgart

Stuttgart for a day. [more inside]
posted by zabuni at 12:54 PM PST - 9 comments

Feel me out, I want to feel.

Why don't I feel excited or satisfied about anything and how can I change it? [more inside]
posted by gadha at 12:48 PM PST - 6 comments

LA inspiration needed

My wife and I will be in LA for a few days (June 26-29) on the way to Hawaii and I have a few questions. I looked at some old posts but couldn't find a good answer.
  1. Is there a reasonably priced hotel that we can stay at that help us get places easier (see question 2)
  2. Do we have to get a rental car or will public transit be ok even if it's slow
  3. Is there anything can't miss on that weekend I haven't heard of from half a country away
[more inside]
posted by mrpeach at 12:34 PM PST - 25 comments

Picture It.

I need recommendations for where to take interesting pictures - I love taking photos of flowers, shadows, interesting architecture, people (candid, mostly) but I'm also getting bored with the first three. What are some things I can take pictures of that are interesting and challenging? I'd like to experiment with pictures of things in motion, urban decay and grafitti. Bonus points if you can recommend locations in and around San Antonio, that are free, open to the public and where I can spend a lot of time (ps- already did the Tea Gardens).
posted by Leezie at 11:53 AM PST - 11 comments

Would becoming a teacher later in life be challenging?

I'm thinking about going back to school for an education degree, and wondering if it would be tough finding a job as an early 30's newly degreed teacher. [more inside]
posted by imabanana at 11:48 AM PST - 17 comments

What kinds of curtains work for french doors?

I need some ideas for curtains for a set of french doors. How can I have privacy and control light without permanently blocking the view and/or making the use of the door problematic? [more inside]
posted by ashirys at 11:42 AM PST - 13 comments

births, deaths and time

Are global birth and death rates roughly consistent over the course of a day/month/year? (Are there are any clear patterns of daily or seasonal spikes?) [more inside]
posted by kalapierson at 11:34 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me find where this photo was taken.

Help me find where this photo was taken. Favour for a friend. [more inside]
posted by Hates_ at 11:20 AM PST - 8 comments

God is all around you, when you live inside his belly.

A religious war in space, with chits. [more inside]
posted by nomisxid at 10:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Resources for starting a for-profit website

I'm a freelancer who mostly lives by writing web content on a wide variety of topics for very low pay. By doing this for some time, I've learned quite a bit about SEO, social marketing, and so on. I also know a bit about web design and the technical skills required. So, I'm thinking it would be really nice to go into business for myself instead of making a small percentage of the revenue that my content generates...but the one aspect of this that I really don't know anything about is the business aspect. For example, figuring out how likely it is that this plan could be feasible at all, and what my overall strategy should be. [more inside]
posted by lgyre at 10:54 AM PST - 3 comments

What to ask a holocaust survivor

I've got a holocaust survivor coming, and I get to ask one question. For some reason, I can't think of a question. We've covered most of the stuff in class, and I just can't think of anything to ask him. He's 82 btw, and hes coming to my college.
posted by Nighthawk3729 at 10:50 AM PST - 36 comments

Where is my "Oh shit" dashboard?

How do I understand floodplain maps? Just how high does the river near my house need to get before my house floods? [more inside]
posted by jlowen at 10:43 AM PST - 14 comments

What places in the Bay Area have buy-one-get-one-free meal deals?

BOGOFilter: What restaurants in the Bay Area offer buy-one, get-one-free coupons? [more inside]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 10:42 AM PST - 5 comments

To swat a scammer?

I have a foreign scammer trying to get me on a Craigslist item that just won't take the hint and give up. Should I ignore them, or should I make their lives miserable? [more inside]
posted by ConstantineXVI at 10:21 AM PST - 27 comments

cigarettes:gum::internet:???

What can I do for a mental break besides surf the Internet? [more inside]
posted by fermion at 10:20 AM PST - 28 comments

Writing program recommendations?

Tell me about accessible and awesome writing programs/workshops/retreats! [more inside]
posted by aka burlap at 10:20 AM PST - 3 comments

The anti-On Chesil Beach, please

What should I (a late-marrying, book-crazy, somewhat institution-of-marriage-wary bride) read on my honeymoon? Inspired (in a way) by this question, I'm looking for novels to help me reflect on, process, and understand marriage. [more inside]
posted by minervous at 9:47 AM PST - 26 comments

how do I use my webcam for Google Talk?

Does anyone know how to use Logitech QuickCam Communicate Deluxe with Google talk? [more inside]
posted by curiousowl at 9:29 AM PST - 2 comments

Technophobe seeks help wrangling Dolby 5.1 into plain old stereo

More and more DVDs are coming encoded with Dolby surround sound and many don't have an alternate Dolby stereo option. The resulting sound has way too much background noise mixed in, making it hard to hear the dialogue. Usually, we turn down the volume and turn on the closed captions. Is there another way or am I forced to spend hundreds on a surround-sound system? [more inside]
posted by parilous at 9:29 AM PST - 15 comments

How can I turn a mattress into a couch?

I'm trying to create a convincing sofa/chaise out of a twin mattress, particularly one that resembles DWR's Vegas couch. I'm pretty lacking in crafting talent, but am willing to try anything. [more inside]
posted by arnicae at 9:27 AM PST - 8 comments

Fermented potato pulp flavoured with caraway seeds

Where can I get Brennivin in the States? (Or online without ridiculous shipping) [more inside]
posted by wrok at 9:17 AM PST - 4 comments

What is the typeface (font) used on Fender knobs?

What is the typeface (font) used on Fender knobs? [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 9:16 AM PST - 7 comments

SparkNotes en francais, s'il vous plait.

Help me find a (really) quick, easy way to familiarize myself with French literature. (more inside) [more inside]
posted by Tamanna at 9:11 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me fix a wayward office phone!

I need help resetting a NEC Dterm80 office phone. [more inside]
posted by nataliecay at 8:53 AM PST - 2 comments

Why have you forsaken our home, USA?

Why can't you claim the first-time home buyer tax credit if you've purchased the home from a family member? [more inside]
posted by scarykarrey at 8:41 AM PST - 5 comments

What website/blog do you check regularly to keep yourself current and sharp in your job/field of expertise?

What single website/blog do you check regularly to keep yourself current and sharp in your job/field of expertise?
posted by nitsuj at 8:39 AM PST - 19 comments

Experiences with bench power supplies?

What are your experiences with different brands and types of benchtop/lab power supplies? Do certain ones fail more often than others? Easier to fix? Better power conditioning? [more inside]
posted by jwells at 7:41 AM PST - 8 comments

How to put a curtain on a metal door.

How can I put a curtain on a non-magnetic metal door? [more inside]
posted by robinpME at 7:38 AM PST - 7 comments

Defragging problems

I have a Toshiba laptop running Vista (alas) and a recent spate of problems (extremely slow operations, mostly) seemed to have possibly been caused by fragmentation. I tried defragging, with mixed success. [more inside]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 7:35 AM PST - 9 comments

Do daddy's girls own a negotiation power that I do not?

30 years after my father is gone, I wonder what intangibles he denied me. How do I get a sneak peak into the world of a daddy‘s girl? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:25 AM PST - 38 comments

Should I move to Colorado?

Advice: Do I move to Colorado? My wife and I live in Boston. She is going to change jobs. I have a good job. Almost all of our college friends live nearby. We are very happy. However, we feel like we'd really like to move out west, where some other friends and family are, just to try something new. I'd rate Boston an 8/10, and my Job here is an 8/10. Colorado would be a 10/10 location. I don't know if I could find an 8/10 job out there... So the question is: "Is it worth sacrificing a good job for perfect location?" (I know every locale has its warts, but I've wanted to live in CO since I was about 5, and visit about 3 times/year already). Thanks for the advice! Rob
posted by rselover at 7:18 AM PST - 27 comments

What were those Hoffy papers?

Does anyone remember Hoffy papers? Obscure elementary-school learning machine memory (pre-1980 edition) ... [more inside]
posted by rikschell at 7:00 AM PST - 2 comments

Music for Markmakers

I would be grateful for suggestions for music for drawing in the classroom. I am hoping for music that encourages the perceptual side of the student rather than the text, writing, thinking. [more inside]
posted by effluvia at 6:54 AM PST - 20 comments

Interrogate the Mystery Writers

I need questions to ask a panel of mystery writers, some of them cross-dressing. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:50 AM PST - 7 comments

Should I move to Nassau, The Bahamas?

Can I afford to be an expat in Nassau, The Bahamas? Should we go for it? Bonus points if you've actually lived there. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Speak this way, I do. This way do others speak, hmm?

In the English version of Star Wars, Yoda speaks using some interesting word-order. In other language translations, is this technique carried? [more inside]
posted by nikkorizz at 6:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Help Me Blindfold My Wife

Blindfold recommendations (maybe NSFW). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:49 AM PST - 9 comments

Come into the light Carol Anne!!

Help me plan a "Black and White" Fortieth B-day Party.. [more inside]
posted by pearlybob at 6:44 AM PST - 9 comments

Please help me decide what to do. At all.

Please help me develop some "stickability". [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 5:48 AM PST - 14 comments

Drowning in the Sea of Possibilities!

I'm looking for advice on systems of organizing data to support a decision making process (either software, or manually (index cards, etc.)) [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 at 5:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Accidentally deleted my life...

All my calendar entries gone! Help! Any way to recover them from either my phone or iCal on my Mac? [more inside]
posted by pablocake at 4:47 AM PST - 5 comments

Explain (in an easy to understand way) Budget Reconciliation in the Senate? And its impact on health care reform this year?

Explain (in an easy to understand way) Budget Reconciliation in the Senate? And its impact on health care reform this year? [more inside]
posted by paulinsanjuan at 4:23 AM PST - 8 comments

Make my workplace smalltalk for me

Some Spanish speaking guys at work have taken to calling me "Rambo". Give me some suggestions for good humorous rejoinders, especially in Spanish. I have never seen the movie and speak no Spanish. [more inside]
posted by idiopath at 2:58 AM PST - 49 comments

What command and conquer style computer game should i play?

What command and conquer style computer game should i play? [more inside]
posted by freddymetz at 2:50 AM PST - 26 comments

Career help

I'm 34 living in Tokyo and have been teaching English conversation for the last six years, but I've realized this may be a dead-end career. Need help on figuring out career change options. I have a MA in political science. Any suggestions or advice are greatly appreciated.
posted by Jaebez at 2:01 AM PST - 10 comments

Poor workman blaming his tools

How thin can floorboards go before needing replacing? We used a belt sander to sand the edges of our Cypress Pine floorboards back to bare timber. It looked fine initially, but now that a couple of coats of polish are down it looks rubbish. [more inside]
posted by ihunui at 1:36 AM PST - 8 comments

What shouldn't we miss in Deutschland?

My wife and I are looking for recommendations on what to see and where to go on a three-to-four day trip to Germany. More details inside. [more inside]
posted by chrisamiller at 1:09 AM PST - 23 comments

Buying a left-hand-drive car from the UK?

What is the best way to buy a left-hand-drive car given that I live in the UK? [more inside]
posted by rongorongo at 1:06 AM PST - 6 comments

Fixed gear/single speed beginner

I'm thinking of building a fixed gear or single speed bike soon. Should I start from scratch or get a cheap bike from craigslist to convert? Of course, less expensive is better. Any tips for a beginner? Links to sites that could be useful for parts/how-to's etc would be great.
posted by alitorbati at 12:39 AM PST - 18 comments

April 29

How would a big HMO like Kaiser handle a pandemic?

I'm sure Kaiser Permanente and other major HMOs have plans related to a potential pandemic, and how they would try to protect their customers' health and/or minimize financial losses. Have the plans themselves been published or leaked? Has anything summarizing those plans been published anywhere?
posted by salvia at 10:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Recommend really durable, cheap headphones for lending at a library?

Could anyone recommend me a pair of cheap (under $50) and very durable headphones for lending out at a library? It should be designed with the goal of surviving some gratuitous quantity of abuse and then being cheaply replaced. Other criteria include around-the-ear cups, a long (3m minimum) cord, and a standard (2.5mm?) computer audio plug. Noise cancellation, great fidelity, and adjustability not essential. Pretty is a downright disadvantage, since we don't want people walking off with them. What happened to those massive abominations of puke-colored shatterproof plastic we used in elementary school, that could facilitate a multimedia class and a game of catch equally well?
posted by d. z. wang at 10:38 PM PST - 15 comments

What kind of black ink is best?

So I've ordered my first fountain pen, a Lamy Safari. What kind of ink do I use? [more inside]
posted by Roman Graves at 9:32 PM PST - 19 comments

Will my planter box kill me?

Is heat-treated kiln-dried lumber safe for a raised planter box that may house vegetables? [more inside]
posted by thinds66 at 9:25 PM PST - 5 comments

Student loans above cost of attendance?

For doctoral grad school: what does one need to do to borrow more than the school's "cost of attendance"? I know federal loans don't permit this; which private lenders do? Will private student lenders lend out despite a lack of income or assets, and despite previous student loans (though no defaults, and good credit)?
posted by Malad at 9:11 PM PST - 6 comments

News at 9: I'm bored.

What do you do on weeknights to pass the time? [more inside]
posted by abdulf at 8:58 PM PST - 47 comments

Should we buy to rent?

My SO and I are considering taking advantage of the current housing market and purchasing a second house to lease. What specifics should we contemplate at this early stage? [more inside]
posted by purpletangerine at 8:43 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I set up a computer to automatically copy files to any flash drive when it is plugged into the USB port?

How do I set up a computer to automatically copy files to any flash drive when it is plugged into the USB port? [more inside]
posted by dcams at 8:25 PM PST - 5 comments

Show me evidence that laws alter the normative landscape of society.

I am looking for evidence / examples to support the concept that laws affect the moral / cultural landscape of society. [more inside]
posted by atmosphere at 8:22 PM PST - 16 comments

Is it 20% or PMI or nothing for me?

What should we reasonably expect to need down for a mortgage when we move? [more inside]
posted by middleclasstool at 7:36 PM PST - 11 comments

Should I include a failed startup on my resume?

Should I include a failed startup on my resume? [more inside]
posted by lenny70 at 7:32 PM PST - 17 comments

Looking for shoes I *can't* keep my lunch money in.

Are there any casual women's shoes that could replace sneakers for general everyday wear? Or should I just stick with sneakers if comfort is my main goal and style is secondary? [more inside]
posted by pluckemin at 7:18 PM PST - 41 comments

you make me tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

How can I safely get rid of ticks in a backyard with as few chemicals as possible, preferably no chemicals? [more inside]
posted by banannafish at 6:53 PM PST - 13 comments

Best Bit Torrent Forum?

Best Bit Torrent Forum? I'm having a problem, plus I'd like to learn more about torrents. Does anyone have any recommendation on an active forum board I could join? Thanks, David
posted by davidaugust111 at 6:32 PM PST - 14 comments

What's up with dried fruit?

What's up with dried fruit? [more inside]
posted by shrimpsmalls at 6:29 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I make BBQ flavoring for potato chips?

How do I make BBQ flavoring for potato chips? [more inside]
posted by Caviar at 6:14 PM PST - 14 comments

Restaurant ethical certification?

How can I find out what restaurants (or other stores) treat their employees well? [more inside]
posted by Lady Li at 6:14 PM PST - 3 comments

How many congresspeople have tattoos?

How many members of the United States Congress have tattoos?
posted by boots at 5:48 PM PST - 12 comments

Time for a new cell phone!!

It's time for a new cell phone and I'm looking at the Samsung Instinct or the Motorola Razor2 (v9m). I am looking for information on the sound quality of these phones. Will others be able to hear me and will I be able to hear them? Any other information about these phones would also be welcome. Thanks all!!!!
posted by Weaslegirl at 5:45 PM PST - 5 comments

Should we stay or should we go?

Where do you draw the line when paying your dues? [more inside]
posted by mediocritease at 5:29 PM PST - 11 comments

Beach Bonfire

Where's the best beach in the Victoria area to have a bonfire? [more inside]
posted by ageispolis at 5:01 PM PST - 9 comments

Sliding tile game from 70s?

Help me find a table-top sliding tile game from the 70s involving connecting "pipes." [more inside]
posted by rleamon at 4:56 PM PST - 8 comments

Throw [Every Last One Of] The Bums Out!

ThrowTheBumsOutFilter: What would be the foreseeable political, economic, and/or social consequences of EVERY incumbent congressional candidate losing his/her seat in 2010? [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 4:45 PM PST - 30 comments

King of Queens for $40 per diem

Any interesting stuff around Citi Field in Flushing, NY? [more inside]
posted by rabbitsnake at 4:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Do you have any regrets that you didn't start doing something earlier?

Do you have any regrets that you didn't start doing something earlier? [more inside]
posted by SouthCNorthNY at 4:31 PM PST - 73 comments

Help me figure out how (and if) I should dump a friend.

She wants to escalate the friendship; I want to dial it back but not necessarily end it. How can I handle this without being mean or subjecting my other friends to this tiresome person? [more inside]
posted by JennyK at 4:15 PM PST - 30 comments

Email Switcheroo

What do I need to be aware of when switching a client from ISp-provided email to Google-provided email? [more inside]
posted by drjimmy11 at 3:57 PM PST - 6 comments

help me find this google maps mashup

looking for a website i saw once, that lets you enter a driving time and it plots it on a google map... it wasn't just a circle it actually put boundaries on the map at various points that corresponded with the driving time....
posted by chasles at 3:48 PM PST - 4 comments

Take my home from drab to Hollywood glam

I'm looking for a source for black and white photos of old black Hollywood film stars a la Nina Mae McKinney, Dorothy Dandrige, et. al. [more inside]
posted by notjustfoxybrown at 3:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Long-playing silly games

Looking for ideas for a simple self modifying game to be played at a lazy pace over several days. [more inside]
posted by emilyw at 3:13 PM PST - 8 comments

Good Readings on Copyright for a Digital History Class?

What are some good readings on copyright law and practice for a graduate level digital history class? [more inside]
posted by LarryC at 2:54 PM PST - 21 comments

How to discover new books, movies or other media you're prone to like?

Are there similar sites such as last.fm and the likes for other media types? I'm thinking sites which can recommend e.g. books and movies based on what I've recently read or watched. I'd prefer non-commercial sites, thus eliminating amazon.com and sites which recommend other titles based on what other users also bought together with a selected book/movie. Thanks.
posted by kissan at 2:40 PM PST - 9 comments

An AppleScript a day will eventually cause a visit to the doctor.

In Word 2008, how can I set up an AppleScript macro to move selected text so that it appears underneath a particular bookmark? [more inside]
posted by I EAT TAPAS at 2:22 PM PST - 3 comments

Looking for an alternative to Echopic that shows "image views"

Echopic is shutting down June 1st and doesn't seem to allow people to upload pictures anymore. It was an ideal solution for my needs not only because there was no signup but also because you could see the # of "image views" on the administration page making it perfect for stat-tracking Craigslist posts. Anyone know of another free image host that has similar functionality?
posted by eden at 2:20 PM PST - 2 comments

Cheap heats?

Are there any good low-capital alternatives to electric Cadet heaters for warming and cooling my house? [more inside]
posted by msalt at 2:15 PM PST - 2 comments

Spicy Science Experiment

CanIEatItFilter: How long will this spicy stir fry sauce keep? [more inside]
posted by vilthuril at 2:12 PM PST - 17 comments

What is the falafel guy's name?

I need some help deciphering (what I assume) is an Arabic name. [more inside]
posted by GalaxieFiveHundred at 2:01 PM PST - 7 comments

you, you, you?

In a languages that uses both the formal and informal "you," is there any situation in which people using the informal "you" with each other would ever go back to regularly using the formal "you" with each other? [more inside]
posted by mustcatchmooseandsquirrel at 1:48 PM PST - 27 comments

Where to find sour plums?

Where to find sour Persian green plums in New York? [more inside]
posted by caelumluna at 1:48 PM PST - 5 comments

Where can I rent a cargo VAN for a ONE WAY move?

Where can I rent a cargo van (not truck) for a one-way move? [more inside]
posted by orangemiles at 1:39 PM PST - 14 comments

How to bring bikes on vacation?

Mrs. Argyle and I want to take our road bikes on vacation this summer. What's the best way to take them along? [more inside]
posted by Argyle at 1:35 PM PST - 13 comments

How to turn processes into clickable links

I would like to write a program which transforms the Windows task manager's process list into clickable links. Where do I start? [more inside]
posted by TimeTravelSpeed at 1:19 PM PST - 8 comments

It cuts like an axe

I bought my partner a cheapie guitar, but fretting its strings is incredibly uncomfortable compared with my own cheapie guitar (with the same light gauge strings). What could be causing the difference, and how do I fix it? [more inside]
posted by hayvac at 1:15 PM PST - 18 comments

Where to go in Paris tonight?

Alone in Paris. Happily but at a loss for what to tonight/tomorrow night. In 11th, want to walk to fun, interesting place. [more inside]
posted by thales at 1:14 PM PST - 7 comments

Enough PC Power?

Will I be able to run modern games on my PC? [more inside]
posted by Frasermoo at 1:12 PM PST - 10 comments

Soloing Paris-Roubaix

What do I need to know and do in order to take a bike and ride a famous cycling route in France? [more inside]
posted by Severian at 1:03 PM PST - 15 comments

Do you know of any museums which watermark their online images?

I need a list of museums which watermark (or otherwise alter for the purpose of control) the images they make available online. [more inside]
posted by COBRA! at 12:58 PM PST - 6 comments

Using other people's pictures in blogs

Related to this question, but beyond Flickr: where it's just random product images, can I or can't I re-host their image with proper credit and a link? [more inside]
posted by like_neon at 12:58 PM PST - 2 comments

What kind of repairman do I need?

My house needs repairs. What kind(s) of repairmen/craftsmen do I need? Any recommendations North of Boston? [more inside]
posted by JonahBlack at 12:39 PM PST - 9 comments

Diagnosing Schizophrenia

Is there any good data on the sensitivity and specificity of symptoms of schizophrenia in its diagnosis? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:25 PM PST - 12 comments

What do to with a car with no title

My boyfriend doesn't have the title to his car. BMV says there's no way he can get the title short of legal action. What can he do with this car? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:37 AM PST - 21 comments

Recommend a printer

Please recommend a colour printer that prints 11x17" sheets. [more inside]
posted by BeaverTerror at 11:20 AM PST - 5 comments

BBQ

What is a good gift for a departing friend who enjoys barbecuing... [more inside]
posted by chickaboo at 11:15 AM PST - 15 comments

INTERACTIVE SMS DISPLAYS

Does anyone know of an affordable solution to display SMS messages on an installation to the general public? Ideally a turn key lcd screen solution or similar. Appreciate any help! Adam.
posted by ashepp at 11:11 AM PST - 5 comments

Where's my Polish package?

A package from Poland is coming my way - now how do I track it? [more inside]
posted by Ms. Next at 11:01 AM PST - 4 comments

Dishwasher repairman or new one for a 9 year old appliance?

How do I know whether it makes more sense to get a service call for a dishwasher or bite the bullet and buy a new one? [more inside]
posted by dublin at 11:01 AM PST - 13 comments

Finding a Remote-Controlled Pan and Tilt Webcam

I need a recommendation for a webcam with remotely controlled pan and tilt capabilities that isn't going to break the bank. [more inside]
posted by tocts at 10:58 AM PST - 7 comments

Red Bull gives you more than wings, apparently.

Why do B-complex vitamins and zinc enhance orgasm? [more inside]
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:55 AM PST - 11 comments

Alaskan Cruise Travel Tips?

Heading on an Alaskan cruise with my 2-year old son, my husband and my 64-year old mother who just finished chemo/radiation for lung cancer. Suggestions, tips, thoughts on making sure everyone enjoys the time? [more inside]
posted by cyniczny at 10:50 AM PST - 8 comments

Desperately Seeking Double Laptop Bag

Can anybody recommend a laptop bag that will hold two laptops? [more inside]
posted by TurquoiseZebra at 10:46 AM PST - 14 comments

Elf Yourself style application?

I'm looking for "off the shelf" code/functionality that works like the popular ElfYourself thing done by EVB in San Francisco. I'm hoping to be able to have users upload a face photo, and have it appear in an animation. Anyone know anything about this? (I'd post a link to ElfYourself, but it's down for the season).
posted by ecorrocio at 10:40 AM PST - 3 comments

Why do cars have such vast wiring looms...?

Why do cars have such vast wiring looms...? [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 10:37 AM PST - 14 comments

Zip Codes and FIPS

Where can I get a free dataset of ZIP codes and their corresponding county FIPS codes?
posted by chrisalbon at 10:33 AM PST - 6 comments

How long do I have to wait for my Ebay winner to pay?

How long do I have to wait for my Ebay winner to pay? [more inside]
posted by Marsha at 10:22 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me with my garden

TexasvegetableGardenFilter: Ok..So i decided to build a garden box and i need help with what i should and shouldnt plant. I built a 3x8 garden box and is about a 1 1/2 ft deep, and would like to grow organic vegetables, what can i plant this weekend? I was hoping to grow a salsa garden..Onions, Tomatoes, Jalepenos, etc..What else?? How many plants is it capable of housing? Spacing between plants?? Never done this before and im really excited just need some advice to get started. Thanks!!! I live in Dallas, Tx.
posted by lateriser at 10:16 AM PST - 8 comments

Hello, my name is H1N1.

How is the swine infuenza virus identified? [more inside]
posted by halogen at 10:11 AM PST - 11 comments

Litter box odours

The best digestive enzyme to eliminate litter box odours?
posted by page123 at 10:04 AM PST - 19 comments

A leader is a dealer in hope.

I need your all-time best snippets / excerpts / misc. bits-of-wisdom regarding leadership and management (of people, specifically). [more inside]
posted by allkindsoftime at 9:58 AM PST - 17 comments

Setting up weird-news email alert for just OR and WA?

How can I set up an automatic email notification thing for news-of-the-weird type stuff as it happens in Oregon and Washington (not DC)? Google alerts doesn't seem this customizable. CNN news alerts do, maybe. Any other options?
posted by gottabefunky at 9:49 AM PST - 2 comments

Muslim wedding chic?

What is the most appropriate outfit to wear to two weddings, one Muslim, one Catholic? [more inside]
posted by chickadee at 9:42 AM PST - 19 comments

Something up in the Anti-Abortion World?

Yesterday, for no reason known to me, anti-abortion demonstrators were out in force here in the east end of Pittsburgh. Did I miss something? Does April 28 signify something important? Was this happening in other parts of the country or world? [more inside]
posted by nnk at 9:36 AM PST - 9 comments

Migrated MAPI Permissions?

Exchange - How does it handle Outlook MAPI permissions when migrating users from one domain to another? [more inside]
posted by Leud at 9:30 AM PST - 2 comments

Chipotle Overflow

I happened to mention to a well-meaning friend that I liked the taste of chipotle. Soon afterward, I received a care package just loaded with chipotle products. Please help me make mouth-watering concoctions. [more inside]
posted by netbros at 9:15 AM PST - 15 comments

Stop Doing That!

Something's rebooting my PC at 4:30am every day - help me find out what and stop it?!? [more inside]
posted by Xhris at 9:14 AM PST - 19 comments

Nutritious Water Additives?

Are there any good nutritional/metabolic water mixes out there for sedentary desk workers who are perhaps over-reliant on fast food? [more inside]
posted by Phyltre at 9:05 AM PST - 10 comments

yes, we eat like paula deen

If your best friend was going to Savannah, GA, where would you tell them to eat? [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 9:04 AM PST - 20 comments

Permit for bathroom tiling?

Permit needed to tile a bathtub in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by ClaudiaCenter at 8:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Toilet lid etiquette

Are guests rightfully exempt from lowering the toilet lid? [more inside]
posted by dreamphone at 8:52 AM PST - 67 comments

How to stick out and not in a sore thumb kinda way?

There is going to be an event at our school tonight which is going to bring MD level people from hedge funds and private equities. Presumably, there are going to be people fawning all over them throughout the event as well as afterward. Does the hive have any suggestions that would help me stick out--in a good way?
posted by Lucubrator at 8:29 AM PST - 8 comments

Even More London Questions

I'm heading to London at the end of June. Thanks to the green (and the "London" tag) I know where I'm staying and where I'm going to eat. But I have a few random, oddball questions... [more inside]
posted by JoanArkham at 8:04 AM PST - 27 comments

Roasted crushed pecan glaze on your thighs?

[grilling filter] A friend gave me a bottle of "Southern Pecan Pepper Glaze"... help me make the best dish with it... [more inside]
posted by Drasher at 7:42 AM PST - 3 comments

100th day of office?

According to the calendar, April 28 is the 118th day of the year. If President Obama was inaugurated on January 20, the 20th day of the year, can anybody explain why the media is celebrating President Obama's 100th day on his 99th day?
posted by eaglehound at 7:41 AM PST - 7 comments

Uh oh. Did I break my 'giner?

Post-coital ouch! Did an orgasm cause me to strain my ladyparts? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Dating a hippy?

So, I've hit-it-off with someone and things seem to heading in a certain direction... there's only one catch: she's a big hippy (not-sizeist) and I'm not. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:38 AM PST - 39 comments

Conditionally Visible

Is there a way to make a command button on a form in MS Access 2003 conditionally visible? [more inside]
posted by preparat at 7:22 AM PST - 4 comments

Best PS3 Games on PSN?

What are the best games available for download on PSN for the PS3? [more inside]
posted by *s at 7:19 AM PST - 19 comments

How do I stop getting AOL IM's texted to my phone?

I'm on a Mac and I use the program Adium to access my AOL IM account. I also have a Blackberry Bold....At some point, I decided to try the feature of connecting my AOL IM account to my cell phone which would allow me to receive IM's on my phone even when I am logged off from the service...Now I don't know how to make it stop.. [more inside]
posted by TwilightKid at 7:00 AM PST - 2 comments

When I'm rubber and your glue doesn't work....

Boss wants me to find an online reputation monitor. [more inside]
posted by Mastercheddaar at 6:59 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me encourage a great future doctor not to lose faith in herself.

I'm out of fresh encouraging perspectives, and the stakes are higher than ever. Please help me figure out how to best be a supportive friend in the 11th hour of my pal's struggles with studying for the med school boards. [more inside]
posted by dorothy humbird at 6:59 AM PST - 7 comments

Quality TESL training in Los Angeles area?

I would like get a TESL certificate, move to Costa Rica, teach for 5-10 years, then retire there. From basic research, it appears that CELTA, Trinity and SIT are among the most credible facilities offering such certificates. However, I currently live in Los Angeles, CA and none of those programs are available within 100 miles. I have located two other venues in the area, the “Oxford Seminars” and “LC Coaching,” which are similar in content, price and duration. Can anyone speak to the quality of these programs, as compared to CELTA, Trinity, etc? Does anyone know of any better programs in the LA area for TESL training?
posted by no1un0 at 6:57 AM PST - 15 comments

How do I salvage my life?

How do I salvage my life? [more inside]
posted by Thirsty_Mouse at 6:30 AM PST - 40 comments

My wall is growing something.

What is growing on my wall? [more inside]
posted by sah at 6:29 AM PST - 8 comments

Where to leave my car in Knoxville TN?

I'm meeting some friends in Knoxville, TN and want to leave my car there, parked, for the weekend. We're then taking their car to the kentucky derby. [more inside]
posted by Rocket26 at 6:26 AM PST - 3 comments

Should hopping hurt this much?

Sprained my previosuly broken ankle. Doctor at the hospital says its fine - should I be in agony if I'm not putting any weight on my foot? [more inside]
posted by Umhlangan at 6:21 AM PST - 5 comments

Packing and Leaving

Say you want to move to Europe for just a few months. What logistically should I be preparing for? [more inside]
posted by Unred at 6:09 AM PST - 16 comments

Flame on! Or not.

One of the burners on the gas stove isn't lighting all the way. What should I do next? [more inside]
posted by chengjih at 5:45 AM PST - 7 comments

Can I be this much of a New York Jew?

When one buys a 30-day unlimited MetroCard from the NYC Subway, are those thirty days counted from the date of purchase or the date of first use? [more inside]
posted by Jon_Evil at 5:18 AM PST - 13 comments

Tourette diagnosis?

I've just realised - or become prepared to acknowledge - that the tics I've had since childhood are probably Tourette's Syndrome. No cursing, but physical and sound stuff. I'm way past middle-age. Is there any point in getting a diagnosis?
posted by ikp at 4:32 AM PST - 10 comments

Backyard play ideas?

What awesome backyard toys/ games/ activities do you have set up? [more inside]
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 4:27 AM PST - 18 comments

Ideas for a graduation gift for a psychology student

Graduation gift for a psychology student [more inside]
posted by jinatrix at 4:19 AM PST - 14 comments

Recommend Mac OS X scanner software

What Mac OS X software will let me scan things using my second hand Canon ImageRunner C5800 networked printer/scanner? There's PC software available, but I'd rather not have to run XP just to scan things. Note: if I sound clueless I am; if I'm missing something obvious then please tell me.
posted by Joe in Australia at 4:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Bake my duck

I have a Wilton Panda cake pan, similar to this. However, the two sides don't appear to directly fit together (ie. with no gaps between the two). How can I make sure batter doesn't leak out of the pan? And what about other 3-D pans like this - I imagine greaseproof paper won't work in the same way a springform tin will.
posted by mippy at 3:09 AM PST - 8 comments

Formation of chinese characters

How chinese characters are formed? [more inside]
posted by red_rika at 3:06 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me find people on roofs

Can anyone find the original image that was used for this mocked-up Mirror's Edge game cover? And more like it? [more inside]
posted by SamuelBowman at 2:53 AM PST - 4 comments

Master of Arts of Politics?

George Washington University has a Masters in Professional Studies in Political Management. Great, except for being a Masters in Professional Studies. I want to do an MA or MS degree with classes in political management, speechwriting, and fundraising. Any other places you can suggest that are in the DC Metro/Northeast USA area?
posted by parmanparman at 2:14 AM PST - 5 comments

Perfecting pancakes - perhaps pan problems?

Why is the first pancake I make the BEST of the batch? [more inside]
posted by bargex at 1:53 AM PST - 24 comments

What is a good portable keyboard to go along with a laptop?

i need to a good portable (light, compact, preferably wireless) keyboard, so that when i travel with my laptop, i can still maintain a decent overall posture. with just the laptop either my neck or my upper arm is in a bad posture, and they hurt. apple keyboard is one option i am aware of, but eral world experience based suggestions would be very helpful. suggestions?
posted by shalam at 1:47 AM PST - 6 comments

Who are these funny glam rockers?

I give up! I know I saw a link to this silly glam rock band here or on the blue, but I can't find now and it's driving me NUTS! [more inside]
posted by maryh at 1:15 AM PST - 8 comments

Need help ID'ing music in a commercial

Can anyone identify the music from this humorous Cheers Beer commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IILoTmIXd7s [more inside]
posted by beammeup4 at 12:27 AM PST - 2 comments

April 28

Vocal mix of Primal Scream's "Come Together"?

Where could I find the vocal mix of Primal Scream's "Come Together"? [more inside]
posted by pompomtom at 11:15 PM PST - 8 comments

When were women Colonels first upgraded in rank upon retirement?

Military retirement policy: When did the US Army reverse it's policy of not upgrading women who served actively as Colonels to Brigadier Generals upon retirement? (They have always have done so for men). [more inside]
posted by StickyCarpet at 11:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Dots in my vision, dots on my arm, and uh, hmm, what's the word?

Since I last posted I've been feeling much better, but now have very new and strange symptoms. I've been seeing flashes in my vision, felt like I was misreading text or having difficulty expressing myself verbally (words came a bit more slowly than usual), and went to the ER when I saw (and a friend confirmed) my pupils were unevenly dilated. I've also had a recurring, painless rash of tiny red dots that is only ever present on my right hand, and comes and goes rather quickly. All symptoms started two or three weeks ago. I can't see a doctor for a week or two, but when I can, what kind should I see and what should I ask about? [more inside]
posted by elektrotechnicus at 11:05 PM PST - 10 comments

The REAL Kansas State Seal?

...whatever happened to Joe Ingalls' original sketch? [more inside]
posted by ThomThomThomThom at 11:00 PM PST - 1 comment

How do you organize your life?

How do you organize your life? I am a creative but highly disorganized man. At any given time, there's loads of things I need to do, and I usually only end up doing about 1/5th of them. And it's not because I'm slack: I simply can't keep track of everything. [more inside]
posted by tomargue at 10:43 PM PST - 31 comments

I can't stop coughing!

Chronic cough has bothered me for two years. Five doctors have been unable to help me. I am at my wit's end. Help! [more inside]
posted by prunes at 10:41 PM PST - 21 comments

How does YOUR garden glow?

I'm going camping this weekend and want to deck out my tent in style. Where in the greater Los Angeles area can I get battery-powered string lights, ready-to-use EL wire, and other such self-sustaining glowy bits?
posted by mykescipark at 10:26 PM PST - 2 comments

It's too darn hot. How to cool off my studio apartment?

How can I cool off my NY studio apartment this summer? Our building has central air conditioning, and while it's cold enough when I sit right next to the unit, the rest of the apartment gets boiling hot. During today's heat wave, when it was 82 outside, a thermometer sitting on the unit read 70 degrees. On the other side of the room, it was more like 75, and on the other side of of the apartment, almost 80. The building doesn't allow window air conditioners. This is making living here really uncomfortable -- what else can I do to cool this place off? [more inside]
posted by lsemel at 10:25 PM PST - 29 comments

Ideas for recipes that use BBQ sauce?

I have a real kick-ass BBQ sauce I picked up in Texas that I want to use before it goes bad. Any suggestions for something good to make? I don't have use of a grill right now. I'm game for anything; any kind of meat, any veggies, anything. Thanks guys!
posted by muxnaw at 10:03 PM PST - 18 comments

Paying Payroll taxes on Employer Expenses?

I have a good friend who's getting screwed by his (soon to be former employer) re: expenses and payroll taxes. What's the best way to resolve this situation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:00 PM PST - 4 comments

The not-so-bad problem of what to do with new money.

I'm about to see a huge increase in my income. What should I know? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:00 PM PST - 26 comments

Uprooting the family to London

My Wife will be pursuing a PHD in UK in 2010 lasting 4 years. We are planning to uproot the family to London (a 3yr old kid + me) Question: Has anyone have similar experience? [more inside]
posted by merv at 9:59 PM PST - 13 comments

dbf + dbf = 1992

I'm working on some code for quickly pulling together shapefile data and other data (statistics, etc) and spitting out maps. That means JOINs. Thanks to the 1990-quality standards of GIS, attribute tables are in dbf files. How does one deal with these blasts from the past? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 9:53 PM PST - 5 comments

The accessory president?

What's on Obama's right wrist?
posted by oxford blue at 9:42 PM PST - 9 comments

New Slang

I love slang and colloquialisms. Where can I go to pick up more? [more inside]
posted by god particle at 9:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Retroactively raising child support?

Does WA state support retroactively raising child support? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:16 PM PST - 4 comments

How long does it take to cross the U.S./Canada border by car?

Can anyone give me specific advice about wait times and possible traffic problems at the Milltown International Bridge U.S./Canada border crossing? [more inside]
posted by mccxxiii at 8:46 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me get the cheapest flights to New York from Australia

TravelFilter: Will the current cheap flights between Australia and New York remain into 2010? And what times of the year are considered off-peak travel to NYC? [more inside]
posted by crossoverman at 8:37 PM PST - 3 comments

What did Arlen Specter say to Alberto Gonzales?

What did Arlen Specter say to Alberto Gonzales? [more inside]
posted by Flunkie at 7:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Speeches sans words

I remember hearing on NPR a few years ago, during the California recall election I think, a story about some merrie internet pranksters who digitally removed all the words from politicians' speeches, leaving the stutters and breathing. It was fascinating to hear. Can anybody link me to this stuff, or even a similar thing created for academic rather than comic purposes?
posted by silby at 7:31 PM PST - 5 comments

Alternatives to Christie, Sedaris, Bryson

Looking for recommendations for authors similar to Agatha Christie, David Sedaris, and Bill Bryson. [more inside]
posted by fatbird at 7:20 PM PST - 29 comments

Why is my mom's Gmail account constantly CAPTCHA'ing her?

My mom's Gmail account keeps throwing up the CAPTCHA at login, blocking her mail clients. Why? [more inside]
posted by woot at 7:18 PM PST - 9 comments

clogged bathtub drain is backing me up

this is a really hard to figure out problem with a clogged drain. I have a tub that was installed new several months ago and it suddenly has begun slow draining to almost not draining at all. there is a toilet less than 5 feet away that flushes fine (the toilet was installed approx. two weeks ago. I also have a kitchen sink and clothes washer that do not have any issues draining. [more inside]
posted by rxbert at 7:17 PM PST - 12 comments

What is that noise?

2003 Dodge Neon is emitting a High-pitched squeal [more inside]
posted by longsleeves at 6:38 PM PST - 4 comments

Record player in need of repair

Please recommend a shop that will fix my old record player here in the Bay Area. [more inside]
posted by blithecatpie at 6:38 PM PST - 4 comments

Bible desert ice?

What's the bible verse that tells how to make ice in the desert? [more inside]
posted by Baby_Balrog at 6:33 PM PST - 16 comments

too many squirrels!

How can I get rid of squirrels so I can have a balcony garden? [more inside]
posted by KateHasQuestions at 6:31 PM PST - 18 comments

Middle-aged acne?

At age 39, I suddenly have bad acne on my back and neck. How did you make yours go away? Details inside. [more inside]
posted by Melismata at 5:26 PM PST - 19 comments

Croatia Online!

What is the best way to get unlimited net access in Croatia without per minute data charges? We're going to Croatia for a few weeks and will need reliable net access for VPNing back home. I'm fine with paying a bit extra for a temporary DSL/Cable install - we will be staying in a home so mobile access is not necessary. Something faster than 56k modem speed would be preferred.
posted by benzenedream at 5:25 PM PST - 1 comment

What do I do? How can I make them move?

How do I get rid of really bad neighbors? Are there any legal issues with giving out their landlord's cell phone number? Are there any Philadelphia-specific ways to get them to move? [more inside]
posted by Brachiosaurus at 5:05 PM PST - 38 comments

This thing is spectrumy.

How would one go about describing something that has the qualities of a spectrum in its conception? For example, some say homosexuality is a spectrum rather than a series of different levels/states. Same with autism. [more inside]
posted by jhighmore at 4:40 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me work out how best to deal with a dealership.

We bought a brand new car a couple of weeks ago but the windscreen is scratched. We're pretty sure that the dealer did this but we don't really have any proof. What are our options? [more inside]
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:34 PM PST - 6 comments

Name that bug!

I'm home alone. Except I'm not. Please help me identify my new visitors. [more inside]
posted by xsquared-1 at 3:54 PM PST - 11 comments

What if the swine flew south?

I've been tasked with overseeing some of the swine flu preparations in my workplace. Help? [more inside]
posted by papafrita at 3:12 PM PST - 21 comments

How to sell UK shares not registered in the United States?

I own some UK stock which is listed on the London Stock exchange. The companies' shares aren't registered in the United States and cannot be sold in the US. I would like to sell a portion of these shares, so I would like to find the name of an English bank and a telephone number for the appropriate person at the bank.
posted by Daddysugar at 3:09 PM PST - 4 comments

Subletting help

I am a fairly inexperienced college student planning to sublet my room (currently renting) for the summer. What's the right way to go about this? (Some lease problems inside) [more inside]
posted by pulled_levers at 2:39 PM PST - 6 comments

excel Q about eliminating random blank lines in sequences

Excel question about eliminating random blank lines in sequences [more inside]
posted by goethean at 2:38 PM PST - 6 comments

What to do in Augusta, GA

Have to spend a day in Augusta, GA, on a Saturday. What to see or do and where to go for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:21 PM PST - 12 comments

Are all of the reality shows on Bravo TV completely fake?

Are all of the reality shows on Bravo TV completely fake? [more inside]
posted by stuehler at 1:53 PM PST - 27 comments

Do I need a new roof?

In my second year of first-time home ownership and husband and I are thinking we need to do a little spring cleaning around the house. Other than a minor plumbing issue in the bathroom we have had (knock on wood) zero problems with the house. In an effort to keep up this track record, what trouble spots should we look for in the house? How do you know if the roof is in good shape? What are typical home maintenance needs? [more inside]
posted by amanda at 1:51 PM PST - 13 comments

Need a store that's quick and cheap

Me, being the family resident techie, has been asked to build an online shopping site for an in-law. EASY and FAST is the name of the game...what should I use? [more inside]
posted by arniec at 1:49 PM PST - 21 comments

Is it worth getting Redskins tickets to resell?

I just got off the waiting list and am now eligible to buy Washington Redskins season tickets. I don't really want to go to the games. Is it worth buying them to resell them anyway? [more inside]
posted by procrastination at 1:48 PM PST - 18 comments

BumbleBeeFilter

Why does this bumble bee feel the need to protect my sidewalk from other flying insects? [more inside]
posted by cdmwebs at 1:39 PM PST - 11 comments

Does a written agreement entitle me to a kill fee?

I'm trying to build the best argument for why a company that committed in writing to licensing some IP of mine but are two years tardy in furnishing a contract owes me something. [more inside]
posted by blueshammer at 1:38 PM PST - 6 comments

I don't $_GET this, please help!

WordPressFilter: Trying to display posts based on "GET" value in URL. I'm so close but just ran into a brick wall. Help? [more inside]
posted by siclik at 1:22 PM PST - 7 comments

Where's my jetpack?!

Is there a better word for this notion than "futurism?" [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 1:16 PM PST - 18 comments

Living above a noisy ceiling fan.

My downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan is making my apartment vibrate. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by cgs at 1:15 PM PST - 5 comments

How much to expect in a yearly raise?

I have my first "real job" annual review/raise coming up. I have never done this before. I'm looking for advice on what to expect and what to ask for. [more inside]
posted by GilloD at 1:06 PM PST - 23 comments

Tell me about Club Stories.

What is the first example, some of the earliest examples, or some of the best examples of the "Club Story" narrative cliche? [more inside]
posted by LucretiusJones at 1:05 PM PST - 15 comments

If the Amish used computers...

How do I get files from my modern PC onto an ancient Macintosh? [more inside]
posted by Sys Rq at 12:58 PM PST - 19 comments

CSS positioning problem in IE.

Why does my sidebar line up fine in Firefox but not IE? [more inside]
posted by Uncle at 12:55 PM PST - 6 comments

Taking the music back from the wilderness

I am looking for truly undiscovered musicians- ones who had little or no success in their lifetime- and what led to the re-emergence of their work. [more inside]
posted by psychostorm at 12:52 PM PST - 38 comments

Learn To Draw In Only Twenty Seconds Using The Internet

I'm a writer who needs to learn how to draw illustrations for my manuals. And I need to learn fast. [more inside]
posted by scrump at 12:07 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me find websites that trade or sell gently used cosmetics.

Help me find websites that trade or sell gently used cosmetics. [more inside]
posted by scazza at 12:06 PM PST - 9 comments

"I don't wanna work/I just wanna bang on the drums all day."

What are the best electronic drum kits on the market not named "V-drums"? [more inside]
posted by po822000 at 12:05 PM PST - 8 comments

Supplemental income through options on the internet or at-home work – what are my options?

Supplemental income through options on the internet or at-home work – what are my options? [more inside]
posted by lutzla23 at 11:50 AM PST - 9 comments

Heterosexual female cannot orgasm without vibrator. (NSFW. Duh.)

Is there anything I can do to be able to orgasm without a vibrator? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:35 AM PST - 12 comments

Trust vs. Faith - what's the difference?

What is the difference between trust and faith? Long setup, but non-chatty purpose, I promise =) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:35 AM PST - 15 comments

Who owns this image?

I'm making a magazine (for a class), and one of the articles is about video game addictions. I wanted something that stood out for the title page, and I found this great little image. I used parts of it (pieces of the image, as well as the exact color) to make the title page image. [more inside]
posted by ismaelsobek at 11:26 AM PST - 5 comments

Meg Brockie: I'm highly attracted to you. Why, when I look at you, I feel wee tadpoles jumping in my spine.

I'm going to be auditioning for a musical theater role in a month, and could use some advice on how to prepare. [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 11:21 AM PST - 10 comments

Where Can I Find Video Game Box Art?

Is there anywhere I can find hi-res box art for classic games? More inside. [more inside]
posted by zerolives at 11:16 AM PST - 6 comments

Good place for a small group gathering for boisterous board game fun?

Good place for a small group gathering for boisterous board game fun? [more inside]
posted by 1024x768 at 11:16 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me sign you up!

I'm helping a nonprofit that needs online event registration for a fundraiser. Any recommendations for a cheap, easy-to-use, full-featured service that does this? TIA!
posted by lgandme0717 at 11:14 AM PST - 4 comments

CMS game backend?

Can I modify an existing CMS to serve as the backend for a browser game? [more inside]
posted by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious at 11:08 AM PST - 6 comments

Save my pants!

StainFilter: So, I've seen plenty of questions about getting wax off clothing, but what about the dark stain it leaves behind? [more inside]
posted by kmtiszen at 11:04 AM PST - 10 comments

I'm not asking you to do my research for me buuuuut....

Emergency Research Materials Needed: Due to not being an adult about things I now have to write a quick story set during the Indian Rebellion of 1857. And I have to finish it by Sunday. Yes, I've already read Wikipedia. [more inside]
posted by The Whelk at 10:51 AM PST - 12 comments

What are the baby boomers going to do when they can't afford to retire?

What are the baby boomers going to do when they can't afford to retire? [more inside]
posted by Clambone at 10:42 AM PST - 45 comments

Lemon law or lemonade recipe?

I need a source for NY state law (not NYC) pertaining to the sale of used cars. [more inside]
posted by cedar at 10:27 AM PST - 4 comments

Do I own a car that truly cannot be repaired?

Is my Audi unrepairable? I have a 2003 Audi A4 1.8T with a CVT (GGT) transmission that's messed up. [more inside]
posted by starscream at 10:23 AM PST - 7 comments

Finding French films filter

French-film-filter: A movie shot entirely from the point of view of the main character, hands reaching out from underneath the camera and all. Early 90s, I think. Remembered spoilers/details below [more inside]
posted by FuManchu at 10:18 AM PST - 3 comments

Too Hot For City Hall

I'm looking for examples of public art exhibitions in New York City that were covered, removed, or otherwise vanished, due to critical response or other factors. (For example, Eric Fischl's Tumbling Woman.) [more inside]
posted by hermitosis at 10:13 AM PST - 9 comments

What do you mean I "type too much"?

I don't know how to resolve the problem between my boyfriend and I over the question of whether I spend too much time on the computer "typing". [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:58 AM PST - 22 comments

How can I help my coworkers create XML documents to store metadata?

Generating XML documents help? I work with the county health department, and have been asked to come up with a way to create, store and manipulate metadata for various datasets we store internally on a network drive. Basically I think the simplest thing to do is to create an xml file stored in the same directory with any dataset. Preferably I can do this with infopath 2003 or free software, and using the Dublin Core standard for metadata. I've seen the 5 year old answers on Dublin Core Metadata from this Ask, but I need to let my coworkers create the data first, and that mostly covers storage/database solutions. Looking through various DC list archives hasn't been helpful. [more inside]
posted by gryftir at 9:50 AM PST - 15 comments

Frame Skipping Mac

Why is the video skipping on my Mac when hooked up to seconday display? [more inside]
posted by thefamousmoe at 9:43 AM PST - 3 comments

It was one of those days?

When I was a kid getting driven to school with NPR on the radio in the late 80's early 90's, there was this sort of interstitial poetry series that often played. I googled for a while finding nothing. I was hoping to find a collection or even just the author/reader's name. [more inside]
posted by Stonestock Relentless at 9:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Foods that are cheaper to buy than to make?

What are some foods that are cheaper to buy than to make from scratch (using non-bulk ingredients)? Carrot juice is the only one I can think of at the moment, but my experience is very limited.
posted by archagon at 9:20 AM PST - 38 comments

Cracking up about crack!

Why do many people in American society find crack funny? [more inside]
posted by sixcolors at 9:18 AM PST - 87 comments

Quick Contacts in NYC

My wife and I are staying in Manhatten near Time Square and she lost her contacts. Is there any way we can get her new contacts today?
posted by bajema at 8:55 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me live in DC without a wicked commute.

What would be the best way to live in DC yet work in Germantown, MD? [more inside]
posted by Loto at 8:46 AM PST - 8 comments

Video Game Nostalgia!

Help me find some lost video games from my childhood! [more inside]
posted by onalark at 8:44 AM PST - 27 comments

The perfect gift for an aspiring musician

Recommend inspirational or otherwise awesome gifts for an aspiring opera singer, please! [more inside]
posted by fvox13 at 8:38 AM PST - 5 comments

Why do I obsess about this?

Obsessiveness Filter: I fixate on and plan obsessively about moving to new (specific) places, and I'd like to know why. Here's the situation: I have mild depression with anxiety and take medication for it which helps a lot. However, periodically I do something that I find odd and that I can't find specific references to in information about OCD, depression or anxiety. I pick a place that I might vaguely like to move to, and become obsessed with planning every detail about it. [more inside]
posted by supercoollady at 8:24 AM PST - 21 comments

What's the name of this film?

Help me find a the title of this French film, please! I thought the title was lovers, but doesn't seem like it. [more inside]
posted by icollectpurses at 8:22 AM PST - 3 comments

20 Year Business Anniversary

Executive Gift Filter - maybe something Custom Engraved? Our company's 20th anniversary is coming up. Help me find a special gift for the boss. [more inside]
posted by GuffProof at 8:21 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me recreate my salon-fresh bob look.

I got my hair cut from mid-back length to a short, under the chin bob this weekend. I -love- the length, so that's not the problem. The stylist put some product in it and then used a straightening iron, and it was sleek, shiny, and flat. Please help me recreate that look. [more inside]
posted by derogatorysphinx at 8:15 AM PST - 19 comments

Where to sit at the Circuit de Catalunya

Does anyone have any experience with attending a Formula 1 race? I have the opportunity to go to the Spanish GP race and am wondering if its worth doubling the cost to get seats in one of the grandstands as opposed to General Admission in one of the paddocks? More concerned with the viewing experience then comfort. [more inside]
posted by JPD at 8:06 AM PST - 12 comments

Do you know the etymology of Ponos and Poena

My boss has asked me to sort out the etymology of the words "Ponos" (Greek for Labor ?) and "Poena" (Latin for Sorrow?). The question is which came first, and are they related as it seems? Also, would those rough definitions be close to accurate?
posted by willnot at 7:59 AM PST - 5 comments

How can I warm or otherwise mitigate my cold dead hands vs. my loved ones?

My long, thin, bony fingers do not retain heat. Quite conversely, they could be considered 10 deceivingly flesh covered dry ice appendages. With a baby rapidly on the way, does the hive mind have any suggestions or advice on how I might hold the baby without making him miserable? [more inside]
posted by cavalier at 7:54 AM PST - 18 comments

How to make and use green tea extract?

How can I make my own green tea extract (or concentrate)? [more inside]
posted by magnoliasouth at 7:48 AM PST - 4 comments

Guy B does work under Guy A's contract

A contractor I hired set up a number of sub-contracts with individuals- over 500 of them- each of whom received a background check to make sure they were OK to work in a very public program. We discovered that Guy A had a different person (Guy B) fill out all the paperwork to participate. The contract is in Guy B's name, with all his information except the phone number for Guy A. We accepted Guy B into the program, Guy A did the work, and now Guy A wants to be paid. Do we owe him anything? [more inside]
posted by Patapsco Mike at 7:35 AM PST - 13 comments

No Casanova am I

What is the appropriate flirty answer to "Do you believe in fate?" [more inside]
posted by Busy Old Fool at 7:12 AM PST - 55 comments

Growing Plantains

I want to grow my own plantain bush/palm/plant. In central Pennsylvania. Can I make it work? Have you made it work? Have you grown any kind of banana plant in a similar climate? If so: where would I get plantain rhizomes? The internet thinks I want Chinese herbs, when really I want a root to stick in the ground and grow. What else would I need to know (besides bringing the plant indoors in the winter)? A few more plantain questions after the jump. [more inside]
posted by billysumday at 7:04 AM PST - 4 comments

BSG SD Good Enough for Me

How do clear purchased but unwanted items off my iTunes "Downloads Available" list? Ever time I launch the application, it automatically starts downloading unwanted HD versions of tv episodes. [more inside]
posted by whitewall at 7:03 AM PST - 5 comments

Vegetarian volunteer in Botswana...

I am spending three weeks in Botswana as a volunteer this summer. I am also a strict vegetarian. Having never visited that part of the world I am not familiar with the local dietary options. Will it be difficult to maintain a vegetarian diet in Botswana? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:50 AM PST - 13 comments

Why should I move to Fairbanks? And how can I travel back and forth?

How can I convince my mother it won't be the end of the world if I move to Fairbanks, AK? [more inside]
posted by leahwrenn at 6:05 AM PST - 17 comments

Good music for Daddy & toddler?

I'd like my daughter to grow up on good music. I'm looking for stuff that both of us can enjoy together. Me: early 30s, Her: 2. She loves "All I Want Is You" and "Anyone Else But You" from the Juno soundtrack. Good start! Any more recommendations? [more inside]
posted by speeb at 5:55 AM PST - 50 comments

Getting buttons to work on Firefox

Javascript (and other protocols) do not always work on Firefox/Mac. [more inside]
posted by TheRaven at 5:55 AM PST - 4 comments

A website example of a rogue website that is secretly run by a large company

Can anyone think of an example wherein a company built a separate website about its industry without putting its name all over that rogue site? For example, if Ford built and maintained a Ning (or other community-type site, I guess) about car customization, but it wasn't obvious that Ford ran the site? [more inside]
posted by rev- at 5:49 AM PST - 12 comments

Permission-based communication, anyone?

Why don't all forms of communication move toward the Facebook-style mutual-relationship-acceptance-before-permission-is-granted method? [more inside]
posted by glenngulia at 5:41 AM PST - 16 comments

Living near surf and snow

Where in the world can I live where I can go down the beach and surf one day, and head up into the mountains to ski/snowboard the next? [more inside]
posted by lilyflower at 4:47 AM PST - 35 comments

I need a free and robust math worksheet generator

I need a free and robust math worksheet generator, and don't care whether or not it's a script, web-based, or software. [more inside]
posted by booksherpa at 4:37 AM PST - 3 comments

Any good (i.e. customer service wise/price wise) UK/Euro equivalents of sites like newegg for shopping for external hard drives?

Any good (i.e. customer service wise/price wise) UK/Euro equivalents of sites like newegg for shopping for external hard drives? [more inside]
posted by talljamal at 3:43 AM PST - 10 comments

Lollipop Fields and Robot Makeovers?

Can anyone identify these cartoons? One about two poor kids who dream of a world made of food, then wake up to a feast in their kitchen. Another about a young couple at a future world/technology expo where they see instant houses, get groomed by robots, and ballroom dance? [more inside]
posted by thebellafonte at 1:10 AM PST - 6 comments

Increasing Movie Memory

How do I improve my film/movie memory? [more inside]
posted by benji at 12:39 AM PST - 14 comments

Avoid voice cracking

My voice cracks occasionally when I'm out having a few beers and I shout to be heard. How to avoid this? [more inside]
posted by dicetumbler at 12:31 AM PST - 7 comments

If the caveman diet is sound, should, er, people from the savanna eat differently?

I'm interested in knowing more about the caveman diet, and the logic behind it. Does the reasoning behind this diet dictate that the modern Korean should eat differently from the modern Englishman? But maybe more importantly, is the reasoning indeed sound? Or is it pseudo-science? Is this really what evolutionary biology would suggest? If so, how much of it should really dictate what a modern human, Korean or English or otherwise, should or shouldn't eat?
posted by Busoni at 12:22 AM PST - 17 comments

April 27

Anybody know about a bad restaurant rebadge site?

Does anybody remember a website that featured badly done restaurant rebadges/remodels? [more inside]
posted by kmz at 10:14 PM PST - 5 comments

Do you know of songs whose lyrics came from a speech?

Do you know of songs whose lyrics came from a speech? [more inside]
posted by Kattullus at 9:58 PM PST - 23 comments

I can haz weight loss surgery?

Given my lifestyle, should I get gastric bypass surgery? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:35 PM PST - 34 comments

Stunning photos how to

How is this photography effect achieved? [more inside]
posted by crewshell at 9:19 PM PST - 31 comments

It's like Banksy meets candid camera.

Some friends and I want to take a series of staged pictures of pedestrians standing in front of street art to comic effect, and I need your help brainstorming, hive mind. [more inside]
posted by Bobby Bittman at 8:29 PM PST - 12 comments

Trying to count her chickens before they hatch.

Posting for a friend who is a teacher planning to hatch some chickens in class: "I'm getting ready to set my eggs in the incubator tomorrow. I candled them tonight and found the shells to be mottled. Is that bad? I am worried. My fourth graders are depending on me!" Pictures here.
posted by artychoke at 8:27 PM PST - 8 comments

I need a crash course in finding good prices in Melbourne.

What shops should I go to in Melbourne, Australia, to buy inexpensive necessities (clothes, shoes, groceries, linens, electronics)? [more inside]
posted by mosessis at 8:26 PM PST - 10 comments

A beginner's Bergman

MeFi cinemaphiles, where should I start in Ingmar Bergman's filmography? [more inside]
posted by thisjax at 8:25 PM PST - 19 comments

Help on wedding gift etiquette!

According to the google, I have up to a year after someone's wedding to get them a gift. Then why did I get an email that asks about my "unaccounted for gift" and how should I respond? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:23 PM PST - 36 comments

Will a future employer help me

How likely is it that my next employer would pay for me to reimburse my current employer for training expenses? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:23 PM PST - 6 comments

Writings about pairs of adjacent neighborhoods?

Urban Planning/Theory Filter: I am looking for writings, preferably available online, about the relationships of adjacent neighborhoods over time. [more inside]
posted by mirepoix at 7:49 PM PST - 5 comments

Could a common-law relationship make a bigamist case?

Does being in a de-facto / common-law relationship while waiting for a pending divorce make me grounds for bigamy under Australian law? [more inside]
posted by psyward at 7:37 PM PST - 9 comments

Web 2.0 in Education

EducationFilter: How do you use wikis, blogs and social media in the classroom? [more inside]
posted by man down under at 6:58 PM PST - 12 comments

What are my facebook notes doing in Italy?

Why are strangers (especially Italians??) reading my facebook notes? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 6:50 PM PST - 7 comments

"The sunrise is a strip-tease between night and day." Tom Robbins quote?

"The sunrise is a strip-tease between night and day." Is this a Tom Robbins quote (or similar to one)? [more inside]
posted by prwnkle02 at 6:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Can't boot AMD BIOS w/ plugged-in USB hard drive?

Why can't I boot my computer (even past BIOS) with a USB hard drive attached? [more inside]
posted by xmutex at 6:15 PM PST - 11 comments

Swine Flu Fallout

Swine flu: I have just returned this weekend from the Yucatan Peninsula Coast, Mexico. I feel fine and I am not concerned that I have contracted "the Flu". But here's my concern: [more inside]
posted by sequin at 5:49 PM PST - 19 comments

Is it OK to remove key while it is turned to "acc" on the ignition?

My car is a '92 Saturn SL, automatic. The dinging "alarm" to let you know that you left your lights on is permanently on-- even if I've left my lights OFF. If turn the key to "accessories" and then remove it, there is no dinging. Will it hurt my car in any way to always leave the car in this way?
posted by SociologistTina at 5:38 PM PST - 10 comments

What's all the pandemic about?

Swine flu has given rise to a whole lot more speculation about a coming pandemic than SARS did. Why?
posted by kitcat at 5:23 PM PST - 31 comments

How to come clean with the IRS?

How to handle IRS problems (failure to file, lost records, possible debt, interest and penalties) following several years of mental illness, unemployment, homelessness and physical disability). I want to clear up the mess, apply for social security, and wipe the slate clean. I have no money for lawyers, accountants, or the types who advertise on the radio. What would be the best way to sort this out. I admit I am afraid and fear that too brutal an encounter would send me underground again.
posted by anonymous at 5:13 PM PST - 5 comments

Bachelors & bachelorettes in the woods

What are some suggestions for coordinating a "dating game" or fun "speed dating" activity at an outdoor camping event this weekend? The general intent of the activity is to laugh, get people more familiar and comfortable with each other (platonically or romantically), and maybe even make some matches. Attendees will be grown women and men of assorted social persuasions. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:13 PM PST - 5 comments

I've got this friend . . .

Stupid question filter : "There is no law that requires U.S. citizens to pay income tax" Is this true? Can anyone site the Law? [more inside]
posted by nola at 4:59 PM PST - 33 comments

Gee, math sure is hard. Help me use it to predict the future.

I work for a company that sells professional sports souvenirs (e.g. Lakers, Dodgers, Raiders products). I'm trying to come up with a relatively simple formula to help me compute minimum reorder levels for each product/team. [more inside]
posted by edjusted at 4:30 PM PST - 9 comments

How do you make money when you arne't allowed to leave the house?

How can my 18-year-old sister make enough money to move out on her own when she has no car or license, no job experience, and unsupportive parents? [more inside]
posted by logic vs love at 4:19 PM PST - 35 comments

kind of like MacGyver, but not really

New-fangled uses for everyday items? [more inside]
posted by changeling at 4:11 PM PST - 25 comments

honda bike mod

So I picked up a 1981 honda cm400 custom and I love it so much - but Im ready to start altering it. have a few questions about finding parts. [more inside]
posted by nihlton at 4:08 PM PST - 5 comments

I knew I should have paid more attention in Hebrew School. I can't read a thing

Need help finding a citation to an Israeli Law. A translation would be great too. [more inside]
posted by Arbac at 3:44 PM PST - 1 comment

Creating Apps

I want to turn two ideas into downloadable programs for the Android/G1 Market. [more inside]
posted by CollectiveMind at 3:37 PM PST - 7 comments

Inhospitable Hospitals

Can anyone point me towards detailed comparisons or information about the management fees and/or costs at hospitals in other countries? [more inside]
posted by johannahdeschanel at 3:36 PM PST - 2 comments

How do I get a medical loan for upcoming brain surgery?

I'm having brain surgery and need to get a medical loan for about 150k. Help? [more inside]
posted by sickinthehead at 3:34 PM PST - 20 comments

Documentastic!

Free, _downloadable_, science documentaries? [more inside]
posted by LSK at 3:23 PM PST - 11 comments

Cartoon illustrating absorption versus adsorption

Years ago, I saw a cartoon using images of a man and a pie to illustrate the difference between absorption (man eats pie) and adsorption (man gets hit in face with pie). Anybody have a link to a copy? [more inside]
posted by mr_roboto at 3:22 PM PST - 4 comments

How best to record a computer-based training with audio?

Help me avoid needlessly repeating the same information over and over! Seeking something along the lines of a webinar utility to record computer-based trainings. [more inside]
posted by messica at 2:54 PM PST - 8 comments

Bad id! No biscuit.

Curbing impulses: what are some simple, in-the-moment tricks for interrupting reflexive behavior patterns and restoring self-control? [more inside]
posted by Bardolph at 2:51 PM PST - 9 comments

Subtitling, Workshopping

Can anyone recommend subtitle software that can import files? For Windows, or preferably, for Mac. Alternately, can you find a workaround for Subtitle Workshop? [more inside]
posted by Silky Slim at 2:48 PM PST - 7 comments

Applying to Clinical Psych program before undergrad

Does anyone know if you can apply to a clinical psychology Phd program before finishing your undergrad, or do you need to have experience before applying? Also what can you do to best guarantee your chances of acceptance?
posted by Genco_Olive_Oil at 2:16 PM PST - 8 comments

help find a way to make me redundant

My boss is looking for the most efficient and cost-effective way to add redundancy to our 20MB fiber. [more inside]
posted by dozo at 2:12 PM PST - 11 comments

"Placenta" Trees: 101?

I would like to organize a kind of placenta tree (sans placenta) for my sister's newborn. I'm trying to figure out what species would be best (both symbolically, and practically) for her. [more inside]
posted by tybeet at 2:08 PM PST - 9 comments

Heed the hat!

What is the name of this headdress? [more inside]
posted by mathiu at 1:31 PM PST - 7 comments

Help us design a fair exercise competition!

Help us design a fair exercise competition! [more inside]
posted by bristolcat at 1:27 PM PST - 9 comments

What got Bea schnockered?

What was Bea Arthur's favorite cocktail? [more inside]
posted by JohnFredra at 1:26 PM PST - 5 comments

Pacquiao Hatton Fight

MaineFilter: Where can I watch the Pacquiao vs. Hatton fight on PPV within 20 miles of Oguinquit, ME this weekend?
posted by eggman at 1:24 PM PST - 1 comment

What mainstream DVD player has the best error correction?

What mainstream DVD player has the best error correction? [more inside]
posted by worldshift at 1:13 PM PST - 8 comments

What's your most favorite kitchen /cooking item?

Planning our wedding registry. What's your most favorite kitchen /cooking item? Do have a utensil, tool, pot or pan that you LOVE to use and couldn't imagine cooking without? [more inside]
posted by kdern at 12:54 PM PST - 85 comments

behringer bcd 3000

Hi, I've got a behringer bcd 3000 . A generator malfunctioned and blew the fuse and VT1 on the PSU board. VT1 is charred beyond recognition. I think it is a MOV but can't read the component markings. Has anybody got a circuit diagram or know what the part is? Thanks
posted by gnujunk at 12:42 PM PST - 1 comment

Scooter, no title

A friend of mine has a scooter, but no title. Is there a way to get a license plate without it?
posted by patientpatient at 12:37 PM PST - 12 comments

I can't get online

Norton detected a virus (?), Downloader.MisleadApp, on my laptop. According to Norton, the problem has been "fixed." But ever since then, I cannot access the Internet. How do I get back online? [more inside]
posted by ihavepromisestokeep at 12:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me get a cheap prescription!

I am in a temporary position of having no health insurance. I think I have strep throat for the second time this year. Where is the least expensive place for me to go right now to get diagnosed and prescribed medicine? I'm in Portland, Oregon. Thanks!!
posted by thankyouforyourconsideration at 12:10 PM PST - 6 comments

Virus-free or virus hiding: is my computer Conficked or just fine?

On or around April 1, my computer caught something that caused havoc with my antivirus programs but now everything seems fine--this can't be correct? [more inside]
posted by librarylis at 11:44 AM PST - 5 comments

Why do all cigarettes look the same?

Why is there such uniformity in the design of cigarettes in comparison to other tobacco products?
posted by roofus at 11:40 AM PST - 18 comments

2 Players, 1 Netbook

Can you recommend any simple two-player games (on- or off-line) for a 7" EEE? [more inside]
posted by glibhamdreck at 11:37 AM PST - 8 comments

I invite you to name this painting

Name this painting! Here's a link to one of the best portraits ever. But who is it? Who painted it? When?
posted by Beautiful Screaming Lady at 11:05 AM PST - 4 comments

How would a layman know if a company has shares subject to Section 12 of the Exchange Act?

How would a layman know if a company has shares subject to Section 12 of the Exchange Act? [more inside]
posted by fuzzy_wuzzy at 11:02 AM PST - 2 comments

Not Disabled 'enough'

What should I do about employment options? Sick & old but not sick OR old *Enough* 56 yr old woman who has signed a non-compete contract, in the same industry for 29 years and has been told I'm on probation for 90 days. Took short-term disability to rest and secure my position but thus far was denied, no money coming in. No retirement money, no other way to make money...more below [more inside]
posted by ~Sushma~ at 10:36 AM PST - 16 comments

Children with electrodes at the back of their heads? What is going on...?

Why would a child need an electrode / electrical connection port in the back of his skull? [more inside]
posted by thermonuclear.jive.turkey at 10:32 AM PST - 19 comments

how to communicate cheaply via sms outside the USA?

I want to obtain a US-based phone number solely for the purpose of easily (and cheaply) communicating with my American friends via SMS. A web interface (or iPhone app) to send and receive the text messages would be perfect. Does anything like this exist? [more inside]
posted by helios at 10:29 AM PST - 13 comments

Burning plastic smell

Electricity Filter: What's causing this burning plastic smell? [more inside]
posted by Zoyashka at 10:24 AM PST - 8 comments

1099 help for my nonprofit group

My nonprofit did not send out 1099s. Now what? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:21 AM PST - 6 comments

Sommersalaten Bitte Schön!

Your favorite summer salads, please! All variations and ingredients welcome. Bonus for anything that uses white asparagus. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 10:09 AM PST - 30 comments

Any GPFS gurus out there?

Grasping at straws here: have you successfully configured GPFS to operate in a multicluster environment? [more inside]
posted by larsks at 10:08 AM PST - 1 comment

What is causing the whining sound in my car engine?

What is causing the whining sound in my car engine? [more inside]
posted by markblasco at 10:05 AM PST - 12 comments

Need creative lasagna recipe for ricotta hater

I have been asked to make lasagna with meat sauce, but was warned by one of the askers that she HATES the taste and texture of ricotta. [more inside]
posted by Piscean at 9:48 AM PST - 40 comments

How can we PPT that satisfies us and the students as well?

Undergrad teaching and PowerPoints. What to do? Instructors, please give some feedback. [more inside]
posted by k8t at 9:40 AM PST - 55 comments

Who to talk to about buying a home?

Who is the best person to give me information on the housing market? [more inside]
posted by lore at 8:46 AM PST - 15 comments

Digital Signage for a high school

How can I cheaply create a dynamic and easy-to-update information display (digital signage) for my secondary school? [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 8:41 AM PST - 10 comments

Sort of like Thoreau, but with dogs...

Yet another vacation question. I'm trying to find a cabin to rent in mid-July. The requirements are we want to bring our two small dogs and we want it to be fairly remote/off the beaten path. We're located in central Indiana and would prefer a six hour drive at most. [more inside]
posted by highfidelity at 8:26 AM PST - 4 comments

software for unknown extension

What software will open a .wls file? [more inside]
posted by infostud at 8:25 AM PST - 8 comments

Tips for self-publishing a simple book?

I know there are many Mefi references to self-publishing, but this question is a little different. Let me explain the background: [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 8:01 AM PST - 7 comments

Name Change Help

I hate my married name. [more inside]
posted by Juicylicious at 7:54 AM PST - 88 comments

Who dies in a flu pandemic?

In a flu pandemic what determines who dies? [more inside]
posted by tr45vbyt at 7:37 AM PST - 15 comments

Psychology of unemotional sex

Is there any academic research showing that men can have sex without emotion, i.e. just a "hook up"? Why would this be? [more inside]
posted by monkey85 at 7:31 AM PST - 27 comments

The Uninvited Guest

How can I get my landlord to stop coming over unannounced? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:22 AM PST - 22 comments

What topics should be covered in a "new media" class for journalists?

What topics should be covered in a "new media" class for journalists? [more inside]
posted by Lownotes at 7:22 AM PST - 13 comments

Heroes who don't get a formal education

I'm looking for story lines where a kid grows up and decides not to go to college but instead to stay in his hometown and take over his father's business or work in the mine or something like that. Help me find some books and movies, please! [more inside]
posted by thewestinggame at 7:18 AM PST - 20 comments

What do I wear when lobbying?

What do I wear when meeting my state legislators? Is it the same as what I should wear to meet members of Congress? [more inside]
posted by yomimono at 7:16 AM PST - 9 comments

Does beer exist in Istanbul?

Does good beer or wine exist in Turkey? I'm staying in Istanbul for a few months. I've found the local food quite nice, but the beer & wine suck mightily. How do I find imported Belgian or German beer, or good French or Spanish wine. I hear Georgian wine is basically the best Eastern European wine. How might one find it? What about Greek options? [more inside]
posted by jeffburdges at 7:10 AM PST - 11 comments

Term for words with quasi silent letters?

Is there a term for words pronounced with wrongly silent/missing letters? [more inside]
posted by sunshineunderground at 7:10 AM PST - 21 comments

How do I connect my wireless laptop to the internet by cable?

I'm having issues connecting my laptop to the internet. Wireless is fine, but I can't connect by cable at all. [more inside]
posted by mammary16 at 6:11 AM PST - 17 comments

My dog may need a shrink!

Our dog is suddenly afraid of something and won't leave our side... [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Smith at 5:32 AM PST - 19 comments

What is the font used on the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball cap?

What is the font used on the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball cap?
posted by fac21 at 5:14 AM PST - 8 comments

Anonymous course evaluation made simple.

What is the simplest way to allow for an anonymous course evaluation? A simple re-mailer would work, but I can't seem to find one. [more inside]
posted by monocultured at 5:04 AM PST - 10 comments

Wasted money

Why do people say that they don't want to waste money on rent? [more inside]
posted by Brennus at 4:59 AM PST - 73 comments

only one top dog, please.

why is my younger dog (1 y/o) suddenly trying to kill my older one (2 y/o)? [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 4:37 AM PST - 15 comments

Make me a better boyfriend. Please?

Anger Filter: How do I treat my girlfriend better? [more inside]
posted by the NATURAL at 4:21 AM PST - 35 comments

Websites about South Asian culture

Recommend me some neat blogs, websites or news sources about South Asian culture, please. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 3:49 AM PST - 6 comments

Windows Vista has found a creative new way to kick me in the Jimmy

Windows Vista has taken me to a new, interesting level of hell. For some reason, starting about a week ago, anything I select with the mouse -- text, even files -- automatically gets copied to the clipboard. If I select any word in this paragraph, for instance, that word will go to the clipboard and overwrite whatever I had there before. It's becoming a real headache. I can't find anything in Control Panel that deals with this feature, and I'm not finding anything on Google. How on earth do I turn this off? Thanks in advance. :)
posted by Televangelist at 2:51 AM PST - 8 comments

Wireless A/V systems

We want to use our second tv without a whole new cable set-up in the other room. Does anyone have experience experience with the Terk Leapfrog or other recommendations for Wireless A/V systems? [more inside]
posted by davidnc at 2:39 AM PST - 5 comments

What in god's name could be wrong with my kidney, bladder and urethra?! And what can I ask my GP to do to investigate it further?

I woke up in the middle of the night, five days ago, with a searing pain in my bladder. Over the next day this developed into stabbing pains in urethra, at the entrance and in the line leading toward my bladder. Stabbing pains in my kidney area followed and are now a dull constant ache. I also feel like I'm being stabbed in my urethra, constantly, and my bladder area and kidney are very tender to touch and ache constantly. UTI, right? Apparently not. More inside. [more inside]
posted by t0astie at 12:10 AM PST - 18 comments

What is this PAD feature's name?

Your portable audio device restarts from power down. It picks up automagically at the same spot in the audio file as it was positioned before the power down (instead of at the beginning of the file, for example.) Question: does this feature have a name?
posted by telstar at 12:10 AM PST - 3 comments

April 26

How to see off a nuisance lawyer?

What to do about nuisance letter from the neighbour's lawyer, point and laugh? Ignore it? Something else? [more inside]
posted by singingfish at 10:30 PM PST - 23 comments

What's the best way to organise and maintain my iTunes library?

OK, I've had it with my iTunes collection telling me it can't find things and forgetting that I have compilations and having my music in random formats. How can I reorganise the whole thing and keep it in order? I'm willing to scrap it all and start fresh, re-burning CDs or losing my ratings and playcounts if necessary, if it means that in the future it'd all work smoothly. Hardware and software details inside. [more inside]
posted by harriet vane at 10:00 PM PST - 15 comments

Where to live in Santa Barbara?

Where are the best neighborhoods in the Santa Barbara area for two 20-something professionals? My boyfriend will be working in Goleta starting in June and we're looking for a 1BR apartment preferably near stuff like grocery shopping, cafes/restaurants, a public library, and running/walking paths. [more inside]
posted by wsquared at 9:36 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me find a certain type of connector

Electronics Filter: I'm trying to source a certain type of connector for a cable I'm trying to make. Please have a look at my pictures. [more inside]
posted by Coolcan2 at 8:56 PM PST - 10 comments

What are some good vitamins for brain and general health?

What are some good vitamins for brain and general health? [more inside]
posted by peregrine81 at 8:36 PM PST - 7 comments

I Already Thought of Bacon Muffins

What's a savory food item that would make a good thank-you gift? [more inside]
posted by Ms. Saint at 8:36 PM PST - 20 comments

The where, the what and the how of getting hitched in Vegas, when you have friends coming from overseas.

(Several questions in one. Sorry.) We're getting hitched in Vegas, and friends are traveling from overseas. Help us plan out some basic wedding stuff (like location, wedding bands, etc.), as well as how to make our friends' stay enjoyable. [more inside]
posted by metalheart at 8:30 PM PST - 10 comments

What foods are best to spice up bland whole grains?

Multi-part query: Which foodstuff has the strongest flavor, in your experience? Garlic, onions, peppers, spices? Which spices? Cheeses? Which category---meat, grains, dairy, fruit, veggies, spices? Which category has the least flavor? [more inside]
posted by ragtimepiano at 8:21 PM PST - 18 comments

Book about Islam and intellectualism, what's the title?

I'm trying to find a book about Islam and intellectualism. I can remember the cover, and the content - but not the title or the author. Gah! [more inside]
posted by divabat at 8:13 PM PST - 11 comments

Graduating from MS Access?

I have become comfortable with maintaining an inventory database using MS Access. I want something more powerful now. Where do I go? [more inside]
posted by wayofthedodo at 8:09 PM PST - 19 comments

Dealing with Gossip and Mutual Friends

You're with some friends and they begin to maliciously gossip about one of your friends. What do you do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:56 PM PST - 36 comments

Is everyone wierd or is it just me?

I'm interested in studying Psychology. But I've noticed changes in my friends attitudes towards me ever since I've told them I'm interested in the field. They seem more distant and secretive, as if I'm analyzing them all the time. Am I just paranoid? Now I'm pondering if a life as a Psychologist would be fulfilling or even purposeful. What would a life as a Psyhologist be like?
posted by jakubsnm at 7:40 PM PST - 16 comments

It's probably a pretty good movie

IdentifyThisMovie: In a shop, a little girl sees a briefcase that she thinks a man has forgotten, picks it up, and runs to return it to its owner. It explodes. [more inside]
posted by Countess Elena at 7:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me find journal articles for a paper about Santiago Calatrava's Quadracci Pavilion at the Milwaukee Art Museum

I'm writing an undergraduate paper (not to be published) on whether or not Santiago Calatrava's Quadracci Pavilion at the Milwaukee Art Museum is just a reworking of architectural history, or if it's a completely new take on architectural design, kinetics, and art. Help? [more inside]
posted by cmchap at 7:11 PM PST - 9 comments

Hungry, hungry kitties

Anyone have suggestions for a good timed feeder for cats? [more inside]
posted by oflinkey at 6:50 PM PST - 8 comments

Drills to develop body flight?

How do dancers achieve body flight? I'm amazed at how many pros in dances like Carolina shag and west coast swing look like air hockey pucks gliding across the floor, and I'd like to learn this skill. I have worked with local pros in private lessons, but nothing has clicked yet, and so I'm asking the hive mind for drills and breakdowns to develop this degree of body flight. Theoretical explanations of how body flight and glide are created are welcome, but my primary interest is practical: I want to learn how to do this!
posted by philosophygeek at 6:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Seattle, West Edge neighborhood. Need suggestions on where to buy stuff, services, parks, etc.

[Seattle filter] We just moved to the West Edge neighborhood in Seattle, near Pike Street Market. Need suggestions on where to buy stuff, services, parks, etc. We've been in Seattle for two days and we love it. [more inside]
posted by valannc at 6:44 PM PST - 23 comments

How can I use flavored liqueurs?

Does anyone know the difference between, and good instructions for, flavored and infused liqueurs? [more inside]
posted by monkeymadness at 6:33 PM PST - 13 comments

What is this book about a viral outbreak apocalypse?

Name this book, I thought it was a Stephen King book, but going through a list of his books, I couldn't pick it out. Basic story line: A group of people traveling through the northeast after some sort of outbreak that turned folks into mostly zombie types, who initially only come out at night... There's a residential school that some of the travelers come from (boy's school?). One individual is searching for his wife and son who may or may not be infected.. The group is looking for sanctuary....... They arrive at a huge gathering of the "zombies", there's a bomb involved at the end... Someone PLEASE tell me what this book was!
posted by HuronBob at 6:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me fall in love with the Internet again

I have reached the end of the Internet. Well, my Internet, anyway. Please recommend some sites that will refresh my surfing experience. [more inside]
posted by cloudsandstars at 6:26 PM PST - 38 comments

Need NW Bakery Consultant

How would I go about developing a recipe for artisanal bread as well as a menu for a Bakery (ie many types of bread)? I lack a "culinary school" education (I do have a college degree and currently work in a different field). I have researched many many books on the subject of hearth baking.....however i would like to develop a style with a professional. Is there a bakery consultant I can hire to work with me??
posted by Nellebee at 6:15 PM PST - 4 comments

Car Rental and Social Capital: Help!

Looking for source of an anecdote about social capital and trust. It involves renting a car: and apparently, in some developing countries (or possibly rural China?) where there are low levels of trust of outsiders, people at first found even the idea of renting a car implausible because they can't see why you would let a stranger drive away with your car or why you would return the car to a stranger you will never see again. [more inside]
posted by Maias at 6:15 PM PST - 5 comments

Suggestions for living/working in DC/Maryland?

Don'tGoBackToRockville(?)-Filter: Moving to and working in Washington DC... or Maryland: Where do I live to make the best out of my commute? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:43 PM PST - 10 comments

Why so glum frownyface?

What can I expect aesthetically and emotionally from Botox? How do I find a good Botox injector in NYC? Do you have any tips or suggestions? [more inside]
posted by ladypants at 5:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Why Why Why Why isn't it IIII?

Why is 4 IV and not IIII? Why is 9 IX and not VIIII? [more inside]
posted by Caravantea at 5:20 PM PST - 19 comments

eBay and counterfeit goods.

Should I send my counterfeit goods back? [more inside]
posted by pdb at 5:14 PM PST - 33 comments

Can you recommend a place for a drink?

NYC Filter: I'm looking for some new hangouts. Can anyone recommend a chill place for mingling and a drink on a Sunday night? Extra points if it's outside to take advantage of this weather.
posted by helios410 at 4:23 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me build a vinyl collection instantly!

What's the best way of building a vinyl record collection if you know what you want? [more inside]
posted by furtive at 4:02 PM PST - 13 comments

help with simple piece of coding

"please type your email address in this box to receive an emailed link to download my portfolio" how do i do this? bonus points for wordpress plugin.
posted by gonzo_ID at 3:54 PM PST - 10 comments

Help me pass my road test mefi!

Help me pass my road test on Wednesday this time around. [more inside]
posted by QueenHawkeye at 3:45 PM PST - 13 comments

Why The Mixture?

Current Events Science Filter: Both the AP and Reuters are reporting that the Swine flu actually "contains DNA from avian, swine and human viruses, including elements from European and Asian swine viruses." Can someone please explain to me how such a mixture is possible? Thanks.
posted by ornate insect at 3:00 PM PST - 7 comments

Can CS3 and CS4 applications be installed on the same computer?

Can Adobe CS3 and CS4 programs coexist on the same mac and with different licenses? [more inside]
posted by mtphoto at 2:55 PM PST - 6 comments

Need a therapist in Salt Lake City

Recommendations for a psychologist or psychiatrist in Salt Lake City, Utah? [more inside]
posted by Nice Donkey at 2:51 PM PST - 3 comments

Claustrophia & kids?

Claustrophobia-filter. We've been looking into the adult-onset claustrophobia my wife has started to experience (and found very relevant pointers in this earlier AskMe). Now, our eight-year-old son has recently had a couple of similar moments. How to nip this in the bud for both? [more inside]
posted by progosk at 2:44 PM PST - 4 comments

Why no pet foxes?

Can foxes be domesticated? [more inside]
posted by WPW at 1:56 PM PST - 21 comments

Words that change meaning because they look like other words

Looking for linguistic theories that describe why words change in meaning, particularly because they look and/or sound like other words. [more inside]
posted by hiteleven at 1:55 PM PST - 5 comments

what happens now?

A couple of days ago, I screwed up. Police were involved. What's next, and how bad is it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:54 PM PST - 15 comments

Any online videos to teach a kid about air travel?

Are there any movies/online videos to show a toddler what to expect from air travel? [more inside]
posted by Overzealous at 1:41 PM PST - 5 comments

Renting a dorm room in Burlington, Vermont

Hi, MeFi's collective oracle. I was wondering if anyone out there has ever successfully rented as vacation accommodations a dorm room from either UVM, Burlington College or Goddard College in Burlington, Vermont. I'm planning a Memorial-Day getaway there and, because my needs are few, I figured that staying in a dorm room might be the most cost-effective option. Any tips, tricks or other insights would be gratefully received!
posted by Ylajali at 1:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Not pumpernickel that is for sure

I enjoy whole wheat and multigrain bread. What I don't enjoy is flatulence. What ingredients should I check for on the bread labels to avoid that result?
posted by anonymous at 1:07 PM PST - 6 comments

Yahoo Log-in Problems

Yahoo Mail Log-in Issues: I am having new Yahoo Log-in issues that started suddenly on FireFox . I am not new to Firefox or Yahoo but never experienced this before. I have been forced to switch to IE (version 8) where I initially did not have the problems, but the same problem may now be starting on I.E. as well. I use McAfee and I am on XP [more inside]
posted by Lylo at 1:05 PM PST - 5 comments

Forgotten author, title of anarchist memoir written under pseudonym similar to Ringo Levy

Trying to find out author and title of memoir written by an anarchist. Only details: stealing food and giving it away in public parks. I think the author is American and he certainly published the book under a pseudonym that might be something like Ringo Levy. Any ideas?
posted by maryrosecook at 12:52 PM PST - 3 comments

The pain of gallstones makes me want to die.

Trying to cut down on fatty foods now that I know I have gallstones. [more inside]
posted by All.star at 12:33 PM PST - 15 comments

A blank, my lord.

My inkjet printer behaves as if it is printing, but produces nothing - I'd be grateful for advice. [more inside]
posted by paduasoy at 12:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Recommend me a really good toolbox.

Recommend me a really good toolbox. You know, the kind you put tools in. [more inside]
posted by sergeant sandwich at 12:14 PM PST - 10 comments

A Better Burr! I need a new grinder.

Coffeefilter!: Help me find a better grinder! I'm going to buy a burr grinder this time, but I need your help finding the right one. [more inside]
posted by 2oh1 at 12:10 PM PST - 22 comments

Why doesn't Canadian Excedrin contain aspirin?

Why doesn't Excedrin in Canada contain aspirin? [more inside]
posted by pravit at 12:00 PM PST - 16 comments

A good music composition forum?

Any good music composition forums you can suggest? [more inside]
posted by theholotrope at 11:13 AM PST - 1 comment

Should I send dvds via media mail?

I am considering moving my DVD and books via media mail...is it a bad idea? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:02 AM PST - 19 comments

I'm doing it wrong?

I think using an elliptical machine is causing tightness on the outsides of my ankles. What stretches should I do and what should I watch out for in my form while exercising? [more inside]
posted by doift at 10:56 AM PST - 4 comments

Trigeminal neuralgia treatment without health insurance

Trigeminal neuralgia. I recently found out it's the cause of the random, stabbing shocks in my face and I'm looking for experiences and advice, especially with regards to treatment. What helped? How did you deal? Did it go away on its own? I have no insurance, so while I'd like recommendations on ALL treatment forms ones that don't cost as much are especially welcome. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:30 AM PST - 9 comments

Will this help me jump-start my creativity?

Have you done a workshop with Julia Cameron and/or have you spent time at Kripalu in Western Mass? I'm thinking about signing up for Julia Cameron's Artist's Way Workshop at Kripalu next week, but money is tight and I want to make sure this will be worth the $500. [more inside]
posted by wholebroad at 10:21 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me find wifi networks. I'm desperate.

Is it possible to connect to a wifi network several miles away from my PC? [more inside]
posted by pilibeen at 9:51 AM PST - 15 comments

Please, help me post a video that's currently too large. I'm a Mac user.

How do I get a too large video on line? [more inside]
posted by Toto_tot at 9:44 AM PST - 10 comments

What are other examples of offbeat man-made materials?

Pleather fascinates me. What are other examples of man-made "faux" materials and/or products? I'm specifically interested in products that are considered to be (possibly inferior) replacements for the original?
posted by jackypaper at 9:33 AM PST - 36 comments

Need teh strawberries.

Fresh strawberries in Chapel Hill / Carrboro on Sunday? [more inside]
posted by rachelpapers at 9:26 AM PST - 8 comments

#,###

I need a custom number format for Excel that only gives me a decimal when I need it. [more inside]
posted by lou at 9:21 AM PST - 5 comments

Who can print my wedding invitations?

I'm looking for a website that will let me to design my own wedding invitations, upload the files for professional printing, and provide the specific pocket folder envelopes I want. Full details inside. [more inside]
posted by c:\awesome at 9:01 AM PST - 15 comments

Navigating Safari 4 tabs with Firefox shortcuts?

Looking for a way to use Firefox keyboard shortcuts with Safari 4 on the Mac [more inside]
posted by mck9235 at 8:29 AM PST - 5 comments

Which long-term care facility would you recommend in Halton Region?

Which long-term care facility would you recommend in Halton / Waterloo Region? [more inside]
posted by nothingsconstant at 8:11 AM PST - 2 comments

number my pages, dammit!

How do I put in page numbers in OpenOffice? [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 6:48 AM PST - 13 comments

I really am sincere. Help me look sincere.

My facial expressions don't match my emotions. Sometimes when I think I'm being friendly and warm, I actually look condescending, anxious or just weird. As far as I know I'm neither crazy nor autistic. How can I fix this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:43 AM PST - 21 comments

How Can NASA Encourage NASA Employees to Innovate?

How Might the Personal Pet Projects of NASA Employees Provide Fuel For Innovation at NASA? [more inside]
posted by choragus at 6:30 AM PST - 10 comments

Recommendations for books about Crete.

Can anyone recommend books about the island of Crete, please? I'm particularly interested in the history and culture of the island, but also want to learn about its flora, fauna, geology, etc.
posted by kitfreeman at 2:43 AM PST - 5 comments

April 25

Why has it taken so long for internet multimedia to match TV and telephones in speed and latency?

Why has it taken so long for internet multimedia to match TV and telephones in speed and latency? [more inside]
posted by lunchbox at 11:34 PM PST - 18 comments

Ripping dvds automaticy

Auto ripping dvds on OSX? [more inside]
posted by brent_h at 11:04 PM PST - 5 comments

One-night stand question

Question from a guy about one-night stands and sex in potential, yet unestablished relationships (probably NSFW). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:05 PM PST - 21 comments

Should I not be a serial monogamist with the one waiting in the wings?

Lesbian monogamy filter: I am really just a hopeless romantic no matter how hard I try not to be? Should I not move right on to the one waiting in the wings? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:05 PM PST - 16 comments

Small, Hip Wedding Venues in Seattle

Seattle wedding venues for a June 2010 wedding? [more inside]
posted by rossination at 9:49 PM PST - 15 comments

I upgraded my cell phone (ATT) and now people can't leave me voicemails.

I'm an ATT Wireless customer and I just upgraded my phone (to Samsung Eternity). Everything works fine, except that people can't leave me voicemails. [more inside]
posted by mahamandarava at 9:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me separate the wheat from the chaff.

I use Scalpel and PhotoRec to recover deleted and corrupt files for clients. Due to the way these two pieces of software search for lost files there are lots of false positives. Is there a way to automatically test the recovered files to separate the real files from the false positives? [more inside]
posted by gregr at 8:37 PM PST - 3 comments

Lighting up a Salt Lamp without electricity?

Looking to power (light) a Himalayan Salt Lamp for about 48 hours, without using an outlet. [more inside]
posted by GJSchaller at 7:41 PM PST - 12 comments

Oklahoma blackjack info?

How can I find out which Indian casinos in Oklahoma do NOT charge an ante? [more inside]
posted by Mr. Justice at 6:50 PM PST - 4 comments

But what about the children?

What do people do when they have kids and both parents work? Bonus points if you have answers specific to Concord, NH! [more inside]
posted by Quizicalcoatl at 6:50 PM PST - 21 comments

Color in film

How does color in a movie influence emotion? [more inside]
posted by rocco at 6:44 PM PST - 26 comments

Does too much constant incoming content = dangerous, or damaging somehow?

Can you think of any recent writing, or art, about it being somehow intellectually damaging, or spiritually dangerous, or in any other way harmful to constantly be plugged into content, particularly via an ipod or some other mp3 player? [more inside]
posted by Ash3000 at 6:35 PM PST - 17 comments

Replace my ReplayTV with a PC Card

I would like to buy a card/box to connect post-cable-box (like tivo) to connect to my computer and record whatever is playing on channel 3? [more inside]
posted by prodevel at 6:17 PM PST - 4 comments

Goozex for CD trading

Is there a site like Goozex for CD trading? Failing that, what CD trading sites do you like? [more inside]
posted by calistasm at 5:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Looking for a 3-4 bedroom house for rent in Georgetown or Tenleytown. Help?

Moving to DC, looking to rent in Tenleytown or Georgetown. But, I'm having a hard time finding good "house" rental listings. Ideally, we're looking for 4 bedrooms (3 plus an office of some sort), close to metro, some kind of yard would be nice. We're looking to keep it under $4k per month. Starting in June and we're here at least 2 years. Any thoughts of where there might be some good listings (besides Craigslist), or if you know of a good one for rent that might fit, let me know. Thanks!
posted by wflanagan at 5:11 PM PST - 14 comments

How do I get the stamina and health of diplomats, CEOs and politicians?

I'm just about to start a new job that will involve a lot of travel, negotiation, and meeting and greeting. How do I get the stamina and health of diplomats, CEOs and politicians? [more inside]
posted by wingless_angel at 4:42 PM PST - 16 comments

Hello, external harddrive? Can you hear me now?

How can I get my mac to recognize my external hard drive again? [more inside]
posted by veryhappyheidi at 3:53 PM PST - 16 comments

What scam are these macbook box bandits running?

We've had to buy five macbooks in three years because of a couple of apartment break-ins. Now we're moving (because of apartment break-ins). I put up the old macbook boxes up for free (seem too nice just to recycle) on Craigslist and got a surprising number of takers. Is there a scam here? [more inside]
posted by miniminimarket at 3:38 PM PST - 20 comments

Will this overload my UPS?

I have a 850va 425w UPS battery backup with only 2 outlets. There is a small server, speakers, home theater projecter, lcd monitor, and router connected to a power strip. The power strip and a desktop plug into the UPS. Is this setup safe? I am concerned about short 1-second interruptions caused by bad electrical connections rather than power outages.
posted by lpctstr; at 3:15 PM PST - 8 comments

Do privacy policies have any teeth?

How are violations of a website/vendor's privacy policy enforced? [more inside]
posted by toxic at 1:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Looking for full audio of 70s pop radio broadcasts

Im sort of a 70's nostalgia head, and as such would love to find some audio (format not important) of 70s radio broadcasts, commericals and all. [more inside]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 1:44 PM PST - 6 comments

Website that lists all nationally televised sporting events for each day?

Is there a website that lists all of the nationally televised sporting events for each day on a single page? [more inside]
posted by JPowers at 1:30 PM PST - 3 comments

Teaching tips or advice.

If you have been a teacher for some time, what tips or advice would you give your younger self about the reality of teaching? i.e. things that are only discovered after being in a classroom for a few months/years. ESL-related things preferred but not essential.
posted by Memo at 12:48 PM PST - 32 comments

What's the industry term for the block of credits after a movie trailer?

What's the industry term for the block of credits after a movie trailer? Beyond simply title card? [more inside]
posted by UMDirector at 12:20 PM PST - 5 comments

Can I connect this monitor cable to a new Mac Mini?

I'd like to connect an old monitor I have to the latest Mac Mini with whatever adapters Apple has available. Here is a pic of the connector. [more inside]
posted by thesneeze at 11:53 AM PST - 8 comments

Fanless laptops?

Which laptops on the market currently have no fans whatsoever? [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 11:37 AM PST - 20 comments

Know of an intensive, concentrated EMT course in the US?

I'm already certified as an EMT outside of the US, but now that I'm going to school in America I'd like to get certified there as well. However, I don't have a lot of time over the summer for the course. Does anyone know of any really intensive, really concentrated EMT basic course? Like all day, every day for a couple weeks. Does this exist in the US?
posted by howgenerica at 10:50 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I give the newspaper back their site?

Best way to transfer WordPress site to new host without losing anything? [more inside]
posted by Alec Loudenback at 9:58 AM PST - 2 comments

Lawn mold identification

What kind of lawn mold do I have? [more inside]
posted by Kevin S at 9:37 AM PST - 12 comments

Bike parts from India

It is so tantalizing to be able to see the produce of the the large manufacturers of bicycles in India via their web pages, yet not have any access in quantities less than a fully loaded container. Does anyone know of a local bike shop in India, at least connected to email, who will ship small amounts of bike parts by mail out of the country? It seems to me a local shop would have access through the normal distribution channels to parts from the big companies in small quantities. This stuff is vital to repairing old British bikes, there being virtually no domestic manufacture there anymore. I know that there exists lots out there from bikes that have been parted out, but finding who has it when you need it is difficult.
posted by ackptui at 9:18 AM PST - 2 comments

Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day off.

Seeking list of crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day off. [more inside]
posted by steinwald at 9:14 AM PST - 88 comments

Lies and damning statistics

Is there a site which keeps track of what politicians have said, and flagged up instances where what they have said was a falsehood at the time of speaking? Preferably UK-centric.
posted by djgh at 9:06 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me find untapped online searches!

How can I find keywords that many people search for but don't find many links? [more inside]
posted by spacefire at 8:40 AM PST - 4 comments

Microwave mysteries

Sometimes I use the microwave for a few seconds to soften hard-frozen ice cream (for spoonability), or to soften a cold stick of butter (for spreadability). In these cases why does the center of the food heat first but the edges stay cooler; but when I microwave leftovers or soup in a dish for lunch, the edges of the food get hot first and middle stays cool? [more inside]
posted by cuddles.mcsnuggy at 8:23 AM PST - 9 comments

Please mod my modpodge.

I used the Rasturbator, and I'm going to mod podge (I think) the resultant pieces of matte photo paper onto painted plywood to make a couple of nice little pieces des art. How much mod podge do I need? [more inside]
posted by nosila at 7:48 AM PST - 8 comments

The Elements of Charm

How to be charming. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:47 AM PST - 67 comments

this webpage is for loading and unloading only. no bookmarking

Is there anyway with apache redirect's (mod_rewrite with a 301 rule) for the underlying web page to detect the redirect and run some JS or PHP (or anything really) to say, 'HEY USER!!! Ya you! Change your bookmarks please!'? [more inside]
posted by cayla at 7:26 AM PST - 8 comments

Ready ready ready- ready to run (?)

Help choosing a good women's walking/running shoe? [more inside]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 7:23 AM PST - 7 comments

Deserted beach camping in the DC-area

I'm looking for extremely primitive beach camping sites (preferably on the Chesapeake) in the DC/MD/VA area. I'm talking about places with no running water, no bathrooms, nothing but nature for miles around. Assateague Island's backcountry camping sites are a perfect example of what I'm looking for. Any suggestions? Thanks!
posted by charmston at 5:21 AM PST - 4 comments

Tell me about your childhood....

How do I extract information from people? I'm a self-taught journalist who profiles people in my community. Interviews always go well when we discuss the interviewee's special area of knowledge, but I stall when trying to move beyond that. [more inside]
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 5:13 AM PST - 14 comments

Art, design, technology

Please recommend some sites to me that are focused on art and design and are technology-friendly to boot. [more inside]
posted by Your Time Machine Sucks at 3:23 AM PST - 9 comments

the booze of summer

What are good summer drinks that are a) uncomplicated and b) not too high in calories? [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 2:27 AM PST - 74 comments

womens pants length long

Where, within the 128 belt around Boston, MA can you buy washable women's plain front chino type pants in length long (34)? [more inside]
posted by eeyore at 1:35 AM PST - 5 comments

Where are all the writers to fill up these blank pages?

How do I find writers for a site when I can't pay them anything yet? I've got a few sites I run with wordpress software behind them and they're all fairly mature and fall under different categories of success and usefulness. I just cannot run them all. Is there a site for disenfranchised writers of any skill to list themselves so I can pluck them from the masses? [more inside]
posted by TimeDoctor at 1:17 AM PST - 22 comments

April 24

Montauk in June

My wife and I are thinking about going to Montauk on the first week of June, taking our bikes on the LIRR. I've never been to the beaches in Long Island so I have no idea what to expect on this time of the year. [more inside]
posted by falameufilho at 11:23 PM PST - 4 comments

Usability testing software

Software for simple usability tests. [more inside]
posted by signal at 9:54 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me get lost in more books!

What books or series spur their own mythology or philosophy? I love getting lost in the world of a book or movie. Past books and series such as "Harry Potter," "The Da Vinci Code," "Lost," "The Matrix" movies, "Buffy" and "Star Wars" come with their own universe - people analyze them, look for mythological/philosophical undertones, solve puzzles and come up with their own theories. [more inside]
posted by adverb at 8:49 PM PST - 69 comments

What do you recommend I use to wash my car in the sun?

Can some one recommend a good quality car wash that is safe to use when washing my car in the sun? [more inside]
posted by Taurid at 8:39 PM PST - 10 comments

Pre Globe Theater restaurant in London?

Where to eat before an evening performance at Shakespeare's Globe in London? [more inside]
posted by Joleta at 8:17 PM PST - 16 comments

Man was not meant to run, I swear.

YANAD filter: Knee Edition [more inside]
posted by OrangeDrink at 7:17 PM PST - 12 comments

fun things to make with business cards

what is the coolest thing I can make using 1000 redundant business cards? [more inside]
posted by girlgenius at 6:42 PM PST - 20 comments

How/where can I get a Dutch-style city bike in NYC without breaking the bank?

How/where can I get a Dutch-style city bike in NYC without breaking the bank? [more inside]
posted by zvs at 6:15 PM PST - 13 comments

Web design for beginners

What is the best online web design course I can find? [more inside]
posted by different at 5:57 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I get U.S. bailout money for my new business?

How can I get U.S. bailout money for my new business? [more inside]
posted by msoffab at 5:52 PM PST - 8 comments

What kind of work should I do with my skills?

CareerFilter: Help me figure out a path that utilizes my skill set. [more inside]
posted by anniek at 5:49 PM PST - 7 comments

Where in the world is.........

Please pass on your favourite online mapping websites, with an emphasis on interactive applications. [more inside]
posted by micklaw at 5:47 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I get iTunes to stop downloading?

How can I remove unwanted downloads from my iTunes queue so they won't get in the way of the stuff I do want? [more inside]
posted by chinese_fashion at 5:42 PM PST - 2 comments

a place to stay with my dogs

I will be driving west on I 80 from PA to Colorado. I would like to stay with families,farms or dog friendly inns or B&Bs rather than the chains. My dog friendly travel guides list the common chains so Im hoping for some folks to invite us in. (we're very nice,well behaved and would pay for the privelge)
posted by Palmerpoodles at 5:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Let's display some affection!

SillyThingsThroughTheMailFilter: my temporary job is a couple hundred miles away from my other half, and I'm looking for suggestions of fun packages I could send him. We're both into computers, science, BDSM, socialism and making things. [more inside]
posted by teraspawn at 5:22 PM PST - 9 comments

Please buy my car, but do it rationally, for pete's sake.

I've sold three used cars and one motorcycle. At least three times I've had people call me and offer to pay me X dollars (a reasonable, though lowish, sum) sight unseen! They don't even want to hear it run! What's going on here? Are they just nutjobs? [more inside]
posted by scratch at 5:03 PM PST - 14 comments

Painting wood furniture for an even, durable finish.

I'm going to be making this Parsons side table of poplar and MDF soon (Popular Mechanics link). How can I get the painted finish like the one in the picture? [more inside]
posted by jroybal at 4:56 PM PST - 10 comments

tension with a coworker

Problem with a coworker [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:38 PM PST - 23 comments

Please help me remove the stalagmitic depostis in my shower.

5 years of accumulated hard water deposits on an acrylic shower stall. The layer seems to hang onto dirt and grime, so no matter how long I scrub the shower looks dull and dirty. I've tried vinegar and baking soda, repeated applications of Kaboom, dishwasher rinse, and a soft scrubbie sponge. What will make the shower look nearly new, while not scratching the acrylic and not poisoning me? [more inside]
posted by shifafa at 4:12 PM PST - 22 comments

Repair PSP or buy a new one?

Should I get my PSP-2000 fixed or buy a new PSP-3000? [more inside]
posted by jtron at 3:56 PM PST - 3 comments

What to do about my husband's white lies?

My husband tells white lies and it really bothers me. I'm not sure what to do. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:56 PM PST - 52 comments

What happens when two deeds "own" the same property?

I'm worried that my neighbor might actually own my property! While my property deed says that I own my property, my neighbors deed also shows that he owns my property. I found this out while researching the history of my property and looking through land records. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:56 PM PST - 14 comments

How to surf anonymously?

Are there any sources via programs, web browsers, firefox add-ons, or web services that allow someone to truly surf anonymously? [more inside]
posted by randomthoughts at 3:47 PM PST - 6 comments

Most economical way to make good chai tea?

Most economical way to make good chai tea? [more inside]
posted by DakotaPaul at 3:26 PM PST - 17 comments

sansa e280 problem

Sansa e280 problem. Corrupted files. When I turn it on, logo wipes on, holds a few seconds, fades to white, repeats endlessly. Following forum directions for reformatting, I remove battery, slide switch to Hold, connect to computer. Purple ring lights up, screen displays Shutting Down message, e280 shuts down. Alternately, I slide switch off Hold, but then it loops as described in third sentence. Sandisk tech support isn't responding. Any ideas?
posted by markcmyers at 3:23 PM PST - 5 comments

What software do I need to create my own animated "Did You Know" video?

What software does one use to create video's like Did You Know? or the Common-craft "In Plain English" series? [more inside]
posted by EduTek at 3:17 PM PST - 3 comments

I want to make money this year (and learn the guitar)

I want to spend a year or so making money and practicing guitar...separately that is. How should I do it? [more inside]
posted by saul wright at 3:09 PM PST - 7 comments

unsettling ambient music?

Looking for something along the lines of the theme to the movie Halloween, the Dark Knight Soundtrack or the background music to this amazing commercial [more inside]
posted by MaddyRex at 3:01 PM PST - 14 comments

Please Help Us Deal With A Nasty Neighbor

Please help us figure out what to do about our nasty neighbor. We have a chain link fence between our yards. Because we were on great terms with the people who used to live there before her, their detached garage forms part of the fence that keep our two Labrador dogs in our yard. Two short sections of fence on her property connect their garage to the rest of OUR fence. She just told us that she is going to take those sections down tomorrow, which means our dogs will be able get out of our yard. That is what I need advice about ASAP. [more inside]
posted by 14580 at 2:50 PM PST - 44 comments

Movie scene with an escaping cannibal victim

What movie did I see at least 10 years ago? (probably more) There were cannibals who kept their victims alive and just cut off arms or legs as necessary. One guy tried to escape and went hopping off on his one remaining leg. He was missing either one or both of his arms, and had this hopeful look on his face like he was really going to make it. One of the cannibals stood up and walked after him with an annoyed look on his face. I don't think the movie was about cannibals, this was just one small scene that has been haunting me for years. I'm hoping if I can identify the movie maybe I can purge the scene from my mind and never ever watch it again.
posted by BoscosMom at 2:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Self hosted, dummy proof, open source idea submission software.

Self hosted, dummy proof, open source idea submission software. We need something better and easier to use than what we have. [more inside]
posted by Dr.Jeckyl at 2:25 PM PST - 3 comments

Is there a book in the same vein as Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything, only covering history instead of science?

Is there a book in the same vein as Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything, only covering history instead of science? [more inside]
posted by wordsmith at 1:58 PM PST - 16 comments

Building better boundaries for bugs

DIY screen porch: now that it's heading into summer in Georgia, what should I know before I make a huge mess on my back deck? [more inside]
posted by catlet at 1:49 PM PST - 4 comments

Give me Heartburn like I have when I go South.

Is there any where in Greater Boston/Eastern Mass. where you can get what I would call "Southern Drive-In Style" --like at the Beacon Drive-In or The Varsity-- Cheeseburgers? (Especially Chili Cheeseburgers.) [more inside]
posted by Any Moose In a Storm at 1:27 PM PST - 13 comments

Help! I don't want to be a real-life 40 year-old virgin!

Ok, so I'm not quite at 40 year-old virgin territory, I'm only 23, but I've been struggling lately, and it's not because I can't find girls that want to have sex w/ me. More inside.... [more inside]
posted by mealticket at 1:20 PM PST - 32 comments

Zazzle My Fishy Fish

I've inherited some fresh cubed salmon (left by roommate who is gone for the week). I'm thinking of grilling it. But salmon is sort of boring. What sort of spice, rub, marinade or other goodness can I use to add some zing? [more inside]
posted by rokusan at 1:08 PM PST - 17 comments

Wet face, dry lips: Bite guards == sexy.

Adjusting to sleeping with a bite guard. Tips? [more inside]
posted by burntflowers at 12:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Mutual authorization required for withdrawal.

Which national banks in the US can be set up to require mutual authorization for withdrawals from a joint account? [more inside]
posted by Nixie Pixel at 12:54 PM PST - 1 comment

Help bring my pipe dream down to earth.

What do you need to do to get a booth at the NYC greenmarket? [more inside]
posted by puckish at 12:38 PM PST - 4 comments

Baby Bike Helmets - a Parent's unobtainium!

Where can I find a bike helmet for my 14 month old daughter? I have been looking everywhere! Everything I have found is 3+ and too big! If you know of a place that sells baby bike helmets, please let me know! [more inside]
posted by chuma at 12:15 PM PST - 11 comments

My toe continuously keeps threatening to drop out of joint causing much distress and pain - any ideas about what's going on?

My toe continuously keeps threatening to drop out of joint causing much distress and pain - any ideas about what's going on? [more inside]
posted by Chorus at 11:49 AM PST - 2 comments

"I wish you way more than luck."

Do you have the video for David Foster Wallace's 2005 Kenyon commencement speech? [more inside]
posted by suedehead at 11:40 AM PST - 2 comments

How to cram for Fundementals of Engineering (FE) Exam?

I signed up to take the Fundamentals of Engineering (FE) exam tomorrow morning in Tennessee. For no real reason, I haven't been preparing and just realized this is an 8 hour exam. How do I pass? [more inside]
posted by jdlugo at 11:34 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me illustrate Positive Behavior Support with example from cinema or television

Help me find movie clips to illustrate concepts of Positive Behavior Support, such as empathy, assertive communication, and avoiding or otherwise resolving power struggles. Other Positive Behavior Support or Behavior Modification Strategies concepts illustrations from popular movies also welcome. [more inside]
posted by dchrssyr at 11:23 AM PST - 5 comments

Acne's not contagious, right?

Acne isn't contagious - so what is this? Skin condition details inside. [more inside]
posted by Strumpf Marionette at 10:35 AM PST - 15 comments

Insha'Allah or jihad?

Can anyone translate this Arabic calligraphy? [more inside]
posted by FatherDagon at 10:25 AM PST - 5 comments

I watch esoteric movies, of course the player has to be hard to find.

I have a bunch of AVI and DVIX movies I want to watch on the subway. Is there a cheap video player that can play them natively or do I have to convert them to something else? [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 10:22 AM PST - 12 comments

Which telescope should I choose for terrestrial and stargazing?

Which telescope should I choose for terrestrial and stargazing? [more inside]
posted by donovan at 10:16 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I convert US to euro?

How can I send a check from the US to France in euros? More currency abroad questions inside. [more inside]
posted by gingembre at 10:09 AM PST - 14 comments

Forget-Me-Not

Firefox Forget-Me-Not: My browser no longer seems to remember me. [more inside]
posted by geekyguy at 10:06 AM PST - 7 comments

Where to sell used books, CDs, DVDs, and gaming stuff in Chicagoland?

What are the best places in the Chicago area to sell used books, CDs, DVDs, and tabletop gaming materials? [more inside]
posted by korpios at 9:59 AM PST - 9 comments

Why can a VMware VM (running XP) configured in host-only mode see other machines on the host's domain in the network browser?

I'm running VMWare Server on Windows XP with a VM also running XP. The VM's networking configuration has been set to host-only mode. I have disabled automatic bridging and the NAT service in the VMWare Virtual Network Settings. Why can I still see the host domain and other machines on the domain from within the VM's network browser, and how do I prevent this? I would like to have network access between the host and the VM, but nothing beyond that.
posted by arathorn at 9:58 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me help her iMac boot from the install DVD.

iMac G4 won't start from (iMac G4-specific) OS X install disk. But WILL start from the Apple Hardware Test CD. More details follow... [more inside]
posted by The Deej at 9:49 AM PST - 10 comments

What's a cure for restlessness?

I'm 22 and feel like I'm missing out on something big, but I don't know what I want. [more inside]
posted by pintapicasso at 9:44 AM PST - 32 comments

Liberty and Learning

Tell me about doing research at the Library of Congress. [more inside]
posted by MrVisible at 9:44 AM PST - 11 comments

Can I teach college Spanish with only an MA?

Can I teach college Spanish without a PhD? Resources? [more inside]
posted by queseyo at 9:43 AM PST - 5 comments

Medical Question: Why does eating iron-rich foods make me groggy?

I've talked to my GP and done my own research but just can't seem to come up with a reason as to why eating a lot of iron-rich food would make me groggy. [more inside]
posted by krisak at 9:31 AM PST - 6 comments

I'm an idiot and I hurt myself -- please help

Please help me treat my shoulder problem before I can see a doctor [more inside]
posted by creasy boy at 9:26 AM PST - 11 comments

Which albums sequence their best song in the middle of a side?

Which albums sequence their best song in the middle of a side? [more inside]
posted by Joe Beese at 9:06 AM PST - 29 comments

There she blows...

What's a good edible substitute for whale blubber? [more inside]
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 8:54 AM PST - 20 comments

Trying to find the right bar for tomorrow

DC: Looking for a bar/restaurant near Chinatown/Gallery Place or Crystal City with outdoor seating that will have the hockey game on tomorrow. [more inside]
posted by eightball at 8:50 AM PST - 13 comments

Movies about two-wheelers

Suggestions for bicycle-themed movies [more inside]
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 8:37 AM PST - 34 comments

Where's my I-Tunes library?

Help me rescue my wife's I-Tunes library! Details inside ... [more inside]
posted by tdismukes at 8:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Where can I buy a cheap unlocked 900/1800 GSM mobile phone in Manhattan?

Where can I buy a cheap unlocked GSM 900/1800 mobile phone (one that will work in Europe with prepaid SIM cards) in Manhattan? I'm looking to spend less than $50, if such a thing is possible.
posted by enoent at 8:22 AM PST - 12 comments

MLB + API = ?

I'm looking for an API that'll give me near-real-time access to the day's baseball scores, including individual player lines. Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? [more inside]
posted by joshjs at 8:22 AM PST - 6 comments

Where do realtors go for their commercial real estate market data?

Our landlord wants a five percent per year increase to renew our office lease for two years. Where is the data that shows the commercial market is going the other way? [more inside]
posted by gum at 8:20 AM PST - 9 comments

What can I do with my broken espresso machine?

I have a Francis Francis! X5 espresso machine that I would like to sell. The problem is that it's the one referred to in this question, meaning it doesn't work. What's the best way to proceed? [more inside]
posted by veggieboy at 8:15 AM PST - 7 comments

When does the Gare Cornavin ticket desk close?

When does the ticket desk at the Geneva, Switzerland train station Cornavin close on Fridays?
posted by Sneutrino at 8:02 AM PST - 2 comments

Note to myself: Use better notes

I'm doing my comp. exam (also called doctoral exam here) this summer. This involves reading a whole bunch of books and articles (about 30), and writing a long paper that answers a few questions from my committee. I am looking for good note-taking methods. [more inside]
posted by ddaavviidd at 8:00 AM PST - 9 comments

Looking for a little history and a fun roadtrip!

Suggestions for interesting daytrips from Baltimore (other than DC?) [more inside]
posted by Asherah at 7:49 AM PST - 20 comments

How can I make a rad Stop-Motion animation in Final Cut

How can I make a stop-motion animation in Final Cut Pro from a series of many photographs? Details inside. [more inside]
posted by andromache at 7:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Should I ask her out now?

I'm moving nine hours away and she'll be closer....eventually, should I ask her out beforehand? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:31 AM PST - 18 comments

NORTHERN EXPOSURE Halloween Episode Set List??

NORTHERN EXPOSURE Halloween Episode set list?? Can anyone point me toward the music that was used in the Halloween episode of Northern Exposure?? Fun stuff! Anyone? Thanks!
posted by mickeefynn at 7:25 AM PST - 3 comments

Why is my stomach so big?

I am a small woman - 5 '4', around 100lbs. I don't have kids, I don't drink an obscene amount of beer. Why is my stomach so big? [more inside]
posted by mokeydraws at 7:21 AM PST - 36 comments

I hope AskMe 120389 has replies within the specified period

My replacement hard drive went bad after just one day. I think the motherboard's the culprit. Need informed opinions. [more inside]
posted by Gyan at 6:34 AM PST - 7 comments

Recommend a rye whiskey

Please recommend a rye whiskey. [more inside]
posted by gaspode at 6:32 AM PST - 21 comments

Hands-on Cooking Classes in NYC

Where can I find hands-on and *cheap* cooking classes in New York? [more inside]
posted by reticulatedspline at 6:26 AM PST - 4 comments

CertificationFilter: Help our web/graphic design team find appropriate certification's for our field.

CertificationFilter: Help our web/graphic design team find appropriate certification's for our field. [more inside]
posted by pghjezebel at 6:10 AM PST - 3 comments

I need a kid friendly Mac-based web browser

Which web browser with parenting controls for a Mac? [more inside]
posted by dancinglamb at 5:59 AM PST - 15 comments

should i go back to bed for 20 minutes or just wake up?

I'll often wake up before my alarm goes off. How much extra sleep is actually useful? Most of the time I wake up about a half hour early and while my impulse is usually to go back to sleep, I wonder if this little sleep is doing me any good once I've broken the sleep cycle. What about 20 minutes? Fifteen? An hour? Would I be better off just getting up and having that much extra time in my day? [more inside]
posted by minicloud at 5:49 AM PST - 8 comments

Wireless keyboard for G4 Mini?

Trying to find a keybaord / mouse combo for a G4 Mac Mini (no IR, no bluetooth) that will work in a living room PC without costing me an arm and a leg. Recommendations? [more inside]
posted by caution live frogs at 5:44 AM PST - 4 comments

Spotify & Internet Radio?

I am a keen user of Spotify which I use religiously, I am also the proud owner of a Revo iBlik RadioStation which allows me to listen to thousands of internet radio stations. I'd like to figure out someway to listen to the music from Spotify on my radio station without any wires. [more inside]
posted by nam3d at 5:23 AM PST - 3 comments

December travel recommendations

Where is the best place to travel in December? [more inside]
posted by impluvium at 4:46 AM PST - 9 comments

Diplomacy in absence

When an embassy acts as a proxy, representing the interests of a third country, what kind of compensation is made to them? [more inside]
posted by cmonkey at 4:13 AM PST - 4 comments

"Michael Vaughan truly believes James Anderson to be very special."

Help me write a sample-based song! I need the names of films or other places from which I can grab audio that includes characters called "James Anderson", "Jimi", "Mr Anderson" or similar. Explanation inside! [more inside]
posted by Cantdosleepy at 2:36 AM PST - 21 comments

Can someone recommend a program that automatically takes screenshots.

Can anyone recommend a Windows program that will run in the background, automatically taking and saving screen shots on a set timer?
posted by ben5757 at 1:13 AM PST - 5 comments

First comes love, then comes marriage - where?!

Can anyone recommend a small, quaint church to get married in near Hadfield/Glossop/Derbyshire area. [more inside]
posted by SRMorris at 1:04 AM PST - 1 comment

Best Days Walks outside Toronto?

Off to Toronto this weekend, and looking for some nice (baby friendly) day walks or trails? Had meant to head up to the Algonquin Park but time no longer permits. Suggestions MeFites?
posted by steve3001 at 12:48 AM PST - 8 comments

Please Help My Daughter Remember This Website

My daughter (age 4) is convinced we visited a website - with the following components: You choose a character - boy or girl; a professor gives directions; the chosen character comes out of a "pod" at the start. It probably plays out tamagotchi style: feed the avatar, play with it, keep it happy and healthy etc. That's about all she can remember. Now, of course, we can't find the blimmin' thing - so, I appeal to you.
posted by roryks at 12:42 AM PST - 5 comments

April 23

Where do I go from here?

OldSongFilter: Help me find a song from my childhood! [more inside]
posted by Spyder's Game at 11:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Cheapest place in the world to live?

What's the cheapest place in the world to live that is relatively safe? [more inside]
posted by skwt at 10:07 PM PST - 28 comments

Am I Liable for this Accident?

Liability filter: I was involved in accident and need to know if I will be held liable. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:36 PM PST - 16 comments

Looking for a site that generates domain name suggestions using domain extensions in neat ways

There's a site out there that generates domain name suggestions using whatever it can to spell out the domain (including domain extensions). i.e. if you wanted the domain name "awesome" it would suggest something like "awe.so/me". I remember it had a sweet web 2.0-type layout, but that's about it. Anyone know of it (or any other ones)?
posted by idleminded at 9:05 PM PST - 4 comments

Preventing panic attacks on an airplane flight?

What else can I do to help prevent a panic attack on an airplane? [more inside]
posted by wastelands at 8:39 PM PST - 24 comments

Esperanto in Kvin Easy Steps?

Where can I find good resources (especially audio) for learning Esperanto on-line? [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 8:27 PM PST - 4 comments

What would happen if you only requested a credit freeze with 2 of the 3 credit agencies?

What would happen if I put a credit freeze with two of the reporting agencies but not with the other one? If someone stole my identity would they still be able to open new accounts under my name? Also, theoretically speaking what would happen if an ID thief preemptively froze your credit essentially locking you out? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:54 PM PST - 6 comments

What steps are needed to managing OPM

What are the steps towards managing other people's money? [more inside]
posted by erd0c at 7:03 PM PST - 11 comments

Asked for tax returns during interview? Legal/Illegal?

Can a prospective employer ask for my previous 2 years tax returns? [more inside]
posted by thinktwice at 6:50 PM PST - 21 comments

Composting pet waste in a very cold climate?

We live in Vermont and have very long winters. I would like to start composting our pet waste (we have two smallish dogs) but all of the options I have found online are in-ground septic-type systems that do not function when soil temperatures drop. I am specifically looking for advice from someone who has discovered or built a system that operates reliably in colder temperatures. [more inside]
posted by turtlegirl at 6:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Can you help me find critical articles on the teachings of Shad Helmstetter

Self-help guru Shad Helmstetter is obviously a shill for the MLM industry, especially Arbonne, and Amway. His book "The Gift" was cowritten by none other then Arbonne president Rita Davenport. I'm pretty good at google. But I can't seem to find one critical article about him. Is he really that good? Can anyone find me some critical articles about his teaching?
posted by doppler68 at 6:40 PM PST - 2 comments

Limesurvey with google apps

I would like to use my existing google apps domain with the open source limesurvey? Is this possible? If not are there any other alternitives besides using google docs (this does not provide enough control) which I can use on my own domain?
posted by Eapoe at 6:32 PM PST - 5 comments

Troubleshoot network places in Windows XP

How can I erase all my network places in Windows XP (one computer XP Pro, one computer XP Home) and start again? The trouble is that some places that used to work don't work any more, and I don't know why. Also, when I try to create new places, some work, and some don't. [more inside]
posted by feelinggood at 6:26 PM PST - 3 comments

SEO for a product known by different names in different English-speaking countries?

SEO for a product known by different names in different English-speaking countries? [more inside]
posted by AmbroseChapel at 6:18 PM PST - 3 comments

What are your favorite Game Gear games?

What are your favorite Sega Game Gear games?
posted by nadawi at 6:18 PM PST - 20 comments

Driving across the country with an unregistered car.

I'm moving to California and need to drive car there this summer. Difficulty: the car is currently garaged in Pennsylvania, without tags, and uninsured; I reside in New York City with a DC license (but could transfer that to NY license if necessary). Uhaul/shipping the car is out of the question. [more inside]
posted by kdar at 6:14 PM PST - 8 comments

Quick and easy solution for reformatting Word documents from manual formatting to Styles?

Quick and easy solution for reformatting Word documents from inconsistent manual formatting to Styles? [more inside]
posted by Jacqueline at 6:14 PM PST - 10 comments

Looking for Jute/Burlap bags got buying bulk foods in.

Need source for wholesale jute/burlap bags for holding bulk foods. Should be tight weave for holding fine food items such as flour; produced in the USA if possible; and made from organically grown jute if possible. [more inside]
posted by franklen at 6:02 PM PST - 21 comments

Baja California/Tijuana question

I'm planning a (solo) weekend trip to Baja California in late May/early June. Need some planning/lodging advice! [more inside]
posted by waylaid at 6:00 PM PST - 3 comments

Armchair analysts, take a shot in the dark!

My boss is a very nice man with some very strange shortcomings that I cannot explain. Help me out with some wild conjecture. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:54 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me figure out what do next talking to this girl.

Okay, so I met this girl recently at an event on the other side of the country. We really hit it off, and spent a lot of time together. But I'm not sure where I stand or what to do next. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:53 PM PST - 13 comments

Is there an atheist version of "God Bless You" or "You are in my prayers"?

Is there an atheist version of "God Bless You" or "You are in my prayers"? [more inside]
posted by govtrust at 5:47 PM PST - 52 comments

OOP! There it is. OOP! There it is.

I'd like to sharpen my PHP skills and finally tackle OOP, classes, etc.. There's an overwhelming amount of tutorials online, so I was wondering if you had a favorite one (or ones) that helped you hone your OOP skills. [more inside]
posted by bjork24 at 5:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Do other computers fear the Chicago Machine?

My DSL is slow...but only when connecting to servers outside Chicago. What gives? [more inside]
posted by burnfirewalls at 5:34 PM PST - 5 comments

If not the Treasury, then who?

[Novel filter] Who guards high-profile members of Congress at events? [more inside]
posted by ilikecookies at 5:18 PM PST - 12 comments

How can I create a tool to make survey interviewers' jobs easier?

I am conducting a survey with zero previous experience that includes skips (e.g. 'if respondent answers X, skip to question 12') and open-ended questions. How can I best create a tool for the interviewers to record the answers? [more inside]
posted by stewiethegreat at 5:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find this hat?

Anyone know what brand of hat this is? Or where I could find one?
posted by mekanic at 4:48 PM PST - 7 comments

I can haz blog post?

What's the best way to ask bloggers to promote a nonprofit fundraising event? [more inside]
posted by anthropoid at 4:34 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me like talking about sports.

Help me like talking about sports. [more inside]
posted by dfriedman at 4:29 PM PST - 27 comments

talk talkie online?

Where can I find old foreign film footage? [more inside]
posted by octomato at 4:11 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I get my files from Point A to Point B?

I need to move several gigs of music files from one external hard drive to another. But, there are a few problems... [more inside]
posted by reenum at 3:10 PM PST - 16 comments

Please help me with my glasses

Please help me with my glasses. Farsighted, astigmatism, presbyopia. Glasses provide only a very small field of sharpness. Details within. [more inside]
posted by DarkForest at 3:04 PM PST - 23 comments

Iphone Imac syncing

Can someone walk me through how to best set up my imac and iphone so that my syncs work more smoothly? I would like to sync just weekly and 1) pull over photos from the phone into iphoto 2) pull over new podcasts that i like and get rid of the old ones (this is my biggest problem right now, it seems like i keep getting the old ones reloaded and sometimes the new ones dont show at all) 3) pull over address changes bi-directionally I would like to do this in as idiot proof a fashion as possible: plug and play thanks!
posted by dougiedd at 3:03 PM PST - 2 comments

What are the best internet events for start-ups to attend?

What events should an internet start-up attend in the US and in Europe in order to get know and gain recognition? [more inside]
posted by remcobron at 2:54 PM PST - 1 comment

Opera San Jose at California Theater - which seats don't suck?

Opera San Jose at California Theater - which seats don't suck? [more inside]
posted by metaseeker at 2:48 PM PST - 6 comments

Attics, Televisions and Missouri Summers

New place has a lovely attic, finished but no AC up there. We're planning on having the windows open with fans in them to keep the air moving and bearable. Would it be a bad idea to have a TV (plasma) up there in the humid southeastern Missouri summer? [more inside]
posted by luftmensch at 2:46 PM PST - 14 comments

I need help with invitation wording

Help me word an invitation. [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 2:45 PM PST - 12 comments

Questionable securities transaction

Is the following securities transaction illegal? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:37 PM PST - 13 comments

Hiking near NYC

Does anyone know of a good hike near NYC? [more inside]
posted by JamesWilson123 at 2:25 PM PST - 12 comments

Do my crumbly nails indicate a problem?

Normally healthy and strong, my fingernails are now peeling, flaking, and crumbling a bit near the tips. Is this a sign I'm missing something in my diet? [more inside]
posted by toomuchkatherine at 2:08 PM PST - 11 comments

How to speed up video files?

How do I speed up AVI video files by 35% ? [more inside]
posted by blahtsk at 1:53 PM PST - 5 comments

Hey, mannnnn.....

Is there a safe, legal way to dilate my pupils OR just make them look dilated? [more inside]
posted by Afroblanco at 1:21 PM PST - 27 comments

What do you love about Portland?

My friend is thinking about moving to Portland so we're going on a 7-day trip there this fall. Please recommend ways that we can spend our time to help give her a good feel of the city. [more inside]
posted by Kimberly at 1:20 PM PST - 33 comments

What powered mixer do I need?

I have two 200-watt, 8 ohm speakers. What PA head do I buy? [more inside]
posted by rumsey monument at 12:58 PM PST - 14 comments

How do I sell this life insurance policy without getting swindled?

What are/how do I find reputable firms who will buy my father's life insurance policy? How can I determine what a fair price would be? Is there anything special I need to know before I proceed? [more inside]
posted by telegraph at 12:57 PM PST - 4 comments

air filter, emissions testing...

logistics of taking air filter out for emissions test? [more inside]
posted by figTree at 12:55 PM PST - 10 comments

California gothic?

I really enjoyed the "You're as Cold as Ice" segment of This American Life's "Mistakes Were Made" show - can anyone recommend other documentaries / books / articles about the creepy / gothic side of California counterculture and technofuturism in the 60s and 70s?
posted by ryanshepard at 12:30 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me find some numbers.

I'm interested in doing data-based mashups. What are some really cool, deep sources of publicly available data? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 12:05 PM PST - 18 comments

What's the difference between a 'wedding' and 'bridal' shower, and what gift do i bring?

Difference between "wedding shower" and "bridal shower" and what gift goes with what? (wedding gifts vs bridal shower gifts.) [more inside]
posted by lblair at 11:58 AM PST - 19 comments

Drupal migration

We have a drupal site. Had to move to a new host. Drupal is all gibbled now. I don't know drupal, I have inherited the site maintenance. Any chance someone knows wtf I did wrong? [more inside]
posted by Salmonberry at 11:44 AM PST - 3 comments

State of Japanese Kanji Learning Apps, 2009

Of all the web applications, Nintendo DS games, iphone/ipod touch apps, and other technology-based methods available for learning Japanese Kanji, what do you recommend? [more inside]
posted by Vorteks at 11:36 AM PST - 9 comments

Non-Baby Gifts for New Parents

One of my best friends had a baby last night. I've got baby gifts, but what can I get (or do) for the new parents? [more inside]
posted by LolaGeek at 11:33 AM PST - 36 comments

There such a things as "Administrative Assistants' Day"? Sorry, never had a secretary before: what should I give as a late gift?

Oh no! I forgot "Administrative Assistants' Day" - what should I do / get my secretary to make it up to her? Any gift ideas? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:20 AM PST - 17 comments

What is the deal with my TV reception?

What is the deal with my TV reception? [more inside]
posted by elder18 at 11:15 AM PST - 9 comments

How can my friend use a Mobile Trunking Scanner to avoid a speeding ticket while traveling across the US?

How can my friend use a Mobile Trunking Scanner to avoid a speeding ticket while traveling across the US? [more inside]
posted by schindyguy at 10:47 AM PST - 35 comments

Help me get to work on time

Tell me about the hair dryer that changed your life. [more inside]
posted by Evangeline at 10:38 AM PST - 12 comments

Please help me understand people's objections to year-round public school.

Please help me understand people's objections to year-round public school. [more inside]
posted by cheapskatebay at 10:20 AM PST - 60 comments

This Old House: Ready to pull the trigger, but can somebody help me from shooting myself in the foot?

Working on a 1911 bungalow, and trying to figure out which fixes come in order to create the fewest problems. Original cedar siding is about shot, and I know that replacement will include fixing a bunch of other spots that have suffered neglect on the exterior. That said, I also have a few windows to replace. Question: windows first, or siding? Or does it not matter at all? And can you add gutters to a bungalow without it looking stupid? Finally, Hardie board? Help! Anyone I ask wants to sell me something.
posted by Arch1 at 10:19 AM PST - 8 comments

Has drinking coffee changed the way I smell?

Has drinking coffee changed the way I smell? [more inside]
posted by mai at 10:15 AM PST - 17 comments

Kong alternatives?

Seeking Kong alternatives for our puppy's chew / chowtime. [more inside]
posted by youcancallmeal at 9:51 AM PST - 13 comments

iMac, MacBook, MacBook Pro, what's a designer to do?

Time to replace the Mac. Should a graphic designer go for the economical iMac or is splurging for a MacBook Pro and external screen worth it? [more inside]
posted by Bunglegirl at 9:48 AM PST - 42 comments

Wine for money!

University-etiquette filter: I received a great grant and would like to thank the professors who helped me through the rigorous application process. Is a good bottle of wine a proper choice? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:45 AM PST - 10 comments

How can me and my girlfriend successfully live together in a small place?

Help me and my girlfriend combine our two lives into one small apartment (mine)! [more inside]
posted by ORthey at 9:41 AM PST - 31 comments

How do I structure my family empire?

How can I set myself and my family up to be the next Rothschilds? (In terms of structure of family wealth etc) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:37 AM PST - 12 comments

legal advice for a boston city ordinance violation please, details within

What are my next moves? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:37 AM PST - 18 comments

SETI@home questions and options

For a while I have been using the SETI@home screensaver. I do not know much about computer science but my understanding is that the purpose of the program is to create a virtual super computer by breaking up packets of information and then sending them out to all of these computers all over the world which then run them through the program and send back the information. So you end up having the same computing power as a super computer through a large number of home computers. I think this is a fascinating concept but I have 3 questions: 1. How much additional energy does this utilize? I mean is my computer now using the same amount of energy as when it is normally running? 2. Do limits to this system exist? IE what can this kind of system not do that a super computer could? 3. Anyone know of any other programs like this which allow your computer while you are not using it to be searching for knowledge?
posted by monkeywithhat at 9:34 AM PST - 14 comments

Where is this picture from?

Where is this picture from? [more inside]
posted by tozturk at 9:33 AM PST - 6 comments

South African Aid!

Friend is from S. Africa. Friend's family is going to have to move back there in August. Friend wants to continue going to college here but says he can't get student loans. Hive-mind to the rescue? [more inside]
posted by PaulingL at 9:32 AM PST - 5 comments

Sound of Science

Sound junkies, I need your help: it's a two-parter. [more inside]
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 9:32 AM PST - 2 comments

Restaurant engagement in St. Louis?

I am proposing to my girlfriend this summer in St. Louis and I know that it will involve a friend of ours coming out on a stage while we are having dinner and playing our favorite song. If it is an appropriate setting, we will dance to it, and after the song is over, I will propose to her. I need your help finding the right location! [more inside]
posted by kraigory at 9:06 AM PST - 4 comments

Which Woody would he start with?

I realized while talking to a coworker today that i have never actually watched a Woody Allen movie, and I feel like I'm missing out. Which Woody Allen movie should I start with? [more inside]
posted by kattyann at 9:00 AM PST - 49 comments

How does AJAX work with non-fixed-length HTTP responses?

AskMe Programming Squad: Need some help with AJAX and a slightly unusual method of communicating with a remote server. [more inside]
posted by xbonesgt at 8:47 AM PST - 7 comments

What should I include in an awesome treehouse?

So I want to build a treehouse for my kids...this is a very rough sketch of what I'm thinking about. What would make this treehouse super cool? [more inside]
posted by ColdChef at 8:26 AM PST - 67 comments

Hard as a rock, now with more rocks.

I have a fairly large yard (1440 sq. ft.) in the Los Angeles area that is like a giant rocky slab of concrete mixed with a bit of 25 year old construction debris. I would like to have a beautiful yard in which I enjoy myself. [more inside]
posted by Sophie1 at 8:24 AM PST - 14 comments

Naughty mouse won't do what its told!

Is there a way to, um, calibrate this Logitech mouse? [more inside]
posted by nitsuj at 8:20 AM PST - 11 comments

Is Linkedin website down?

Is Linkedin down? [more inside]
posted by Twinedog at 8:09 AM PST - 5 comments

A Bananna Spinich Smoothie?

Looking for more than just a fruity smoothie... [more inside]
posted by doorsfan at 8:07 AM PST - 4 comments

COMICS!

Wanted: Your favorite comics blogs! [more inside]
posted by EatTheWeek at 8:03 AM PST - 29 comments

Advice for a Multimedia External Hard Drive?

Recommendations for a Multimedia External Hard Drive please? My feature wishlist is inside, thanks in advance. [more inside]
posted by kev23f at 8:03 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me Tweet my reads

Is there a website which let's you create a library of the books you own and sends updates to twitter when you post reviews or finish a book? I wish bookarmy.com would do it, because I like the site, but unfortunately it does not.
posted by mboesch at 8:00 AM PST - 5 comments

Stained Glass Supplies in Twin Cities, Minnesota

Best places to go for stained glass supplies in the St. Paul/Minneapolis area? [more inside]
posted by schnee at 7:48 AM PST - 5 comments

don't hurt your brain

Is it possible to write a story with no hint whatsoever of any other being but one? [more inside]
posted by dnial at 7:48 AM PST - 22 comments

Help me with VGA cabling?

I want to plug a VGA cable into the wall and have the LCD TV on the other end of the room display the information. How do I do this? [more inside]
posted by wabashbdw at 7:47 AM PST - 4 comments

The Thread of the Apple

I'm looking for a good Men's tailor in midtown NYC to do work on a bunch of suits and sports coats. [more inside]
posted by jameslavelle3 at 7:44 AM PST - 1 comment

Help with flower Garden?

I am planting my flower garden this weekend, and looking for suggestions. It gets no sun in the morning, and FULL sun from about 11am/12pm until sunset. I live in DC Area. I would like to find some stuff that is low maintainence. Any help would be great?
posted by fozzie33 at 7:32 AM PST - 5 comments

Is paying off an $11k auto loan with a credit card a bad idea?

Tricky car loan situation. I'm thinking about paying off the remainder of a car loan with my credit card. Is this a bad idea? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:31 AM PST - 25 comments

mmm....pond scum

What does a healthy self-image look like? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:31 AM PST - 28 comments

Drama for the ears

Looking for online audio drama! [more inside]
posted by lucyleaf at 7:28 AM PST - 7 comments

speakers from optical out?

Don't like the speakers in my TV - TV only has digital optical out. What are my options for getting better speakers? [more inside]
posted by striker at 6:59 AM PST - 10 comments

Stalemated trying to find fantasy chess story

I'm trying to track down a fantasy short story based around a real life infamous chess game. [more inside]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 6:49 AM PST - 6 comments

Tired of wild goose chases.

What's your favorite Internet-based, one-stop source of information on real estate listings in the US? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 6:46 AM PST - 5 comments

Postman Pat Fell Flat

UKPostalFilter: One of my friends was supposed to receive a package today via Royal Mail. The package was too large to fit the letterbox, so - without knocking or ringing - they dropped a delivery failure note through her door. Can they do this? [more inside]
posted by fearnothing at 6:42 AM PST - 14 comments

My mind is puny.

Could someone please point me in the right direction? I have an xml document that has been extended, and I need to override the xslt that transforms it to html with an import, but I have no idea where to start. [more inside]
posted by Skyanth at 6:32 AM PST - 5 comments

Why is my lip swelling up?

Any ideas why my bottom lip is swelling up? [more inside]
posted by zeoslap at 5:58 AM PST - 19 comments

Looking to buy healthly blueberry plants in Massachusetts!

Where can I buy established blueberry plants that are ready for transplant in northern Massachusetts? [more inside]
posted by csimpkins at 5:29 AM PST - 9 comments

Software to play two audio files simultaneously?

I'm ripping some old vinyl, running the audio through some 'clean up' software, but am having difficulty when comparing alternate versions of the output files after trying different settings. Does anybody know of software that will simultaneously play two audio files, and let me 'flick a switch' back and forth to compare the versions? (Like the switch they use at the audio store when comparing two sets of speakers) (I'm a Mac)
posted by woodblock100 at 5:08 AM PST - 9 comments

Looking for indepth online.

Looking for indepth online. Where do you go for indepth analysis and information? The online versions of most Current Affairs print magazines are known to me. I want more Glenn Greenwald, Daily Beast; Andrew Sullivan or Informed Comment. What are the best blogs out there for political and international analysis; not neccessarily UScentric? For instance where do I find out more about the convoluted craziness of Iran or Eritrea? There are a lot of highly intelligent, inquiisitive people around these parts; where do you go to find out what the informed opinion for your interests are? Please don't limit this to just political or current affairs; the best of anything is always worth reading.
posted by adamvasco at 3:48 AM PST - 16 comments

Name that book

I'm trying to identify a book or short story I read at least 10 years ago. The bits I remember are that it was some kind of sci-fi story about a journey to another star. The star was probably Alpha Centauri. It was expected to be a very slow journey taking many years. [more inside]
posted by curious_yellow at 3:22 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me find 3G data in the USA!

I'll be in NYC and Boston for a couple of weeks, and I'd like to get a SIM card for Pay-As-You-Go 3G data. I have the requisite hardware, I just need the SIM. [more inside]
posted by nafrance at 2:40 AM PST - 3 comments

April 22

Maybe the technical term for this is swelling

My skin bumps out like a huge misquito bite sometimes where I lightly scratch or put pressure on it. This goes away after several minutes. Does anyone else have this condition? [more inside]
posted by tasty at 11:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Getting redirects to work in Apache for Gitweb

I've setup Gitweb as a sub-folder off my primary domain and have pathinfo enabled so that I get nice looking URLs. Everything works fine if I type http://my.domain.com/gitweb/ but if I miss the trailing slash I get 404 errors. Seems like a simple problem, but so far nothing's working! [more inside]
posted by your mildly obsessive average geek at 11:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Seeking undergraduate research advice

Advice on seeking undergraduate engineering research [more inside]
posted by nel at 11:04 PM PST - 9 comments

How do I have a better relationship with Cisco?

At work I have to face the Final Boss of the Internet for the next several months, and my trusty Cisco sidekick is starting to tard out on me. How do I level up enough to be able to use him effectively? [more inside]
posted by thalakan at 10:45 PM PST - 6 comments

What does Horton have to do with the Allied occupation of Japan?

This Wikipedia article (citing this interview) says that Horton Hears A Who! is an allegory for the post-WW2 Allied occupation of Japan. I don't get it. Could somebody explain how an elephant who is ridiculed because he hears tiny people on a speck has anything to do with the Allied occupation?
posted by obiwanwasabi at 10:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Espresso Con Panna will bow to my will

Help me become a kick ass Barista. [more inside]
posted by toni_jean at 10:31 PM PST - 23 comments

Credit Card concierge services worthwhile?

Credit Card concierge services worthwhile? [more inside]
posted by bystander at 10:15 PM PST - 8 comments

Thanks again police

I'm almost certain these tickets are not worth fighting but who knows, maybe there's something I could do? [more inside]
posted by BrnP84 at 10:08 PM PST - 21 comments

who (if anyone) is being unreasonable here?

I recently took a job on contract that's turning out to be not what we agreed in the interview. I've been there two weeks, and already they say that they don't accept the old contract and are drafting a new one. I don't feel good about this, and wonder if it's reasonable to walk away. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:51 PM PST - 16 comments

DNA, presented infographically.

I'm designing a series of DNA infographics and would like to know what sorts of information would be the most ... well, informative. [more inside]
posted by clearly at 9:05 PM PST - 9 comments

No whammies, no whammies

As has been done with previous similar contests, has anyone posted a regression that estimates when Apple will hit the 1B mark on their recent app download contest? (I'm not talking about when Apple's web JS counter is programmed to flip early tomorrow morning.)
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:01 PM PST - 5 comments

People outed for the greater good.

I am writing an article on people who expose an aspect of their identity that is not-accepted by their larger group and are sanctioned for it. But, I need some individual stories so that I can show that people have been sanctioned for being different and trying to create change before. I know this is a common theme in literature, but finding people who failed to make significant change is difficult. [more inside]
posted by elationfoundation at 8:37 PM PST - 14 comments

how to use stereo speakers with mono subwoofer

i have some speakers: two small amplified stereo speakers and one mono amplified sub woofer. whats the best + simplest way to use these together? [more inside]
posted by compound eye at 8:25 PM PST - 7 comments

This mouse wants to roar more, not squeak

How do I force myself to speak up more in class? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:15 PM PST - 26 comments

Great ladies running clothes and gear?

Great ladies running clothes and gear? [more inside]
posted by mintchip at 8:06 PM PST - 12 comments

Help Me Help Them Help the Earth

In honor of Earth Day, help me find a creative way to encourage my my neighbor to recycle. We have curbside recycling once a week and they never recycle anything. Their trash is an amazing collection of plastic water bottles, aluminum cans and lots and lots of paper. I hate to see all of this stuff go into a landfill when we have recycling and they have so much to be recycled. Can I do anything to gently prod them into maybe recycling? Is it even my business?
posted by Leezie at 7:54 PM PST - 29 comments

How to make an object rotate while banking on a path in Maya?

How can I rotate an object in Maya while it's on a path and automatically banking? I'm currently making an animation involving a paper airplane, and I have it set to bank automatically, but I would like it to fly upside down at one point, and briefly turn on its side at another. I'm very new to paths in Maya, and whatever I try to do usually ends up making the plane rotated for the entire animation. Ideally I'd like to be able to keyframe a rotation while still having the paper plane following the path and banking normally. Is this possible?
posted by N2O1138 at 7:21 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I cancel credit cards?

What is the best way to cancel a bunch of credit cards? Do I have to write a letter to each and every card provider?
posted by Londonita at 7:05 PM PST - 15 comments

How can I decide if it's time to go home?

When it is time to pack up and go home? I am at a standstill trying to decide on whether it's time to go home to visit and refuel, or to keep living the Australasian dream. Family is important to me and I'm worried about my grandma. [more inside]
posted by Flying Squirrel at 6:02 PM PST - 26 comments

Help me spend somebody else's money on a new camera!

Shopping for somebody else and looking for a digital SLR camera that can handle a handful of specific requirements. I know nothing about these things. [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 5:49 PM PST - 15 comments

Incipient food crisis!

DC-filter: Help me find a new grocery store! [more inside]
posted by orrnyereg at 5:40 PM PST - 13 comments

Opensource CMS?

Are there any good opensource CMS systems? [more inside]
posted by wanderlust_babe at 5:34 PM PST - 17 comments

Nike Frees--a worthy investment?

Nike Free running shoes: are they worth it? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 5:29 PM PST - 21 comments

Help me graph lab utilization

Please help me make more meaningful graphs for my boss! Our department runs computer labs on campus, and being the end of the school year we're looking at utilization rates. I can give him: number of users served per hour; number of machines used per hour; and average session time per hour. What he also wants is some sort of utilization, or fill factor graph. But none of us can really figure out what formula to use. [more inside]
posted by sbutler at 5:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Buying a car to drive round Australia (ish), any recommendations please?

Buying a car to drive round Australia (ish), any recommendations please? [more inside]
posted by debord at 5:11 PM PST - 20 comments

Should we go with a pay-as-you-go cellphone from kajeet?

We think it would be a good idea for our teens to have (a) cell phone(s) . We're considering kajeet and a pay-as-you-go plan. Good/bad idea? Details inside. [more inside]
posted by misha at 5:00 PM PST - 18 comments

Wall mounted TV without a wall?

Wall mounted TV without a wall: I need a stand that I can bolt my 37'' LCD TV onto, but don't want to give up my current credenza. I'm looking for something narrow and "L" shaped that will get the TV into the air while simultaneously fitting into the space between my credenza and the floor. [more inside]
posted by aladfar at 4:58 PM PST - 7 comments

avi to mp4 converter for mac

Ipodfilter: converting avi to mp4 files. Can anyone recommend any free utilities for converting .avi to .mp4 files suitable for playback on a 4th gen ipod? the software needs to run on a non-intel imac running 10.5.6. Thanks in advance.
posted by tim_in_oz at 4:54 PM PST - 6 comments

Can US citizens sponsor UNHCR refugees?

Is there a process by which a natural-born citizen of the United States can sponsor a UNHCR-referred refugee? I've read all of the refugee/asylum claim related material on the US Customs and Immigration website. [more inside]
posted by thewalrus at 4:54 PM PST - 3 comments

I feel like I'm absolutely terrible at cooking. How can I become better at it?

I feel like I'm absolutely terrible at cooking. How can I become better at it? I think my lack of recipes/ideas is what's killing me. I just stick to spaghetti and frozen dinners because I'm not sure what else to do. If I had things to make I'm sure I'd eventually become better at it. [more inside]
posted by decrescendo at 4:39 PM PST - 50 comments

Laptop rain jacket?

Laptop rain cover/bag... does such a thing exist? [more inside]
posted by asterisk at 4:37 PM PST - 12 comments

Please name that Mozart Andante in C Major.

This passage is said to be from a Mozart divertimento for wind instruments, as arranged for keyboard by Mozart himself. (Found here.) Can you tell me which divertimento? Or whether the arrangement has a K. catalog number? Thanks!
posted by Dave 9 at 4:16 PM PST - 2 comments

Small drops of pure anise?

A few years ago I had these tiny little hard candy drops of pure anise that I'm pretty sure I got at Cost Plus, but Cost Plus no longer sells them. I remember they were round, about the size of a small lentil, came in small tin sort of like Altoid smalls, and very, very intensely anise flavored. What were they and where can I buy them now?
posted by aspo at 3:31 PM PST - 12 comments

How to extract data from HTML

How to extract data automatically from a group of HTML pages to an Excel file or to a database? [more inside]
posted by elgilito at 3:17 PM PST - 5 comments

Can you recommend a dentist in or around Astoria Queens?

Can you recommend a dentist in or around Astoria Queens? [more inside]
posted by JulianDay at 3:16 PM PST - 5 comments

Cheating on the Stairmaster

Why do some people 'cheat' (i.e., use their arms to take weight off their legs) while using exercise machines at the gym? [more inside]
posted by cast4321 at 3:06 PM PST - 45 comments

Online directories or other helpful resources for aspiring private tutor?

Online directories or other helpful resources for aspiring private tutor? [more inside]
posted by shrimpsmalls at 3:04 PM PST - 2 comments

Is there a proof of claims deadline for Canadian bankruptcy creditors?

Canadian (you are not my) lawyers: is there a deadline for filing a proof of claim in personal bankruptcies? [more inside]
posted by AgentRocket at 3:00 PM PST - 1 comment

How do I choose a phone and plan?

Iphone or Sprint phone? How do I choose and why is this so confusing? [more inside]
posted by kristymcj at 2:10 PM PST - 31 comments

Does an Information technology taxonomy exist?

Is there such a thing as an "Information Technology Taxonomy?" [more inside]
posted by nyc_consultant at 2:06 PM PST - 6 comments

My roomate is in love with the girl I'm seeing, help!

My roommate is trying to get together with the girl I'm semi-secretly dating. What am I supposed to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:03 PM PST - 33 comments

So, now that I've spent 30 minutes talking to you, will you vote for my guy?

For the politicos out there: how effective is phone banking / canvassing, statistically speaking? [more inside]
posted by Weebot at 1:43 PM PST - 8 comments

Garageband optical audio

Using optical audio input on Macbookpro 15" and Edirol m10dx, but when I open garage band and arm the tracks it arms for .5 seconds ... then disarms. [more inside]
posted by acro at 1:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Antiviral software for PC's?

Can someone suggest a robust, antiviral program for a pc's? Preferably free. [more inside]
posted by tangyraspberry at 1:31 PM PST - 19 comments

Limiting printing from the browser?

Is there a way to allow someone to print only one copy of a document from their browser after paying for it (via PayPal or the like)? [more inside]
posted by bitter-girl.com at 1:26 PM PST - 34 comments

Vicodin + work = trouble.

I have to take Vicodin for my pain, but it makes me want to pass out at work. [more inside]
posted by naju at 1:24 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me administer Mac OSX Mail Server

Help me administer a mail server on OS X. [more inside]
posted by rkent at 1:18 PM PST - 6 comments

sv650 owners, speak up please

Have you owned a Suzuki SV650 or SV650s? What did you not like about it? [more inside]
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:06 PM PST - 18 comments

I'll be using table knives... damn.

I need help identifying a set of hand tools. [more inside]
posted by reflecked at 12:59 PM PST - 12 comments

Advice On Outsourcing Database Management

Remote DBA services - has anyone used one of these for their business to outsource database administration? Could use some advice or references. [more inside]
posted by spicy_sockpuppet at 12:58 PM PST - 14 comments

genealogy/family tree programs

Looking for a simple program to construct a family tree. This could be shared with all family members to add/comment according to their ability, and interest. Varying computer abilities. Shared between PCs and Macs. Attach photos?
posted by ebesan at 12:54 PM PST - 10 comments

The End of High School

High school is ending, I'm lost. What's a boy supposed to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:52 PM PST - 53 comments

Where is an uncrowded beach on Memorial Day?

This Memorial Day weekend, my girlfriend and I would like to go on a US vacation to an ocean/gulf beach. The challenge: (1) I hate crowds, and especially crowded beaches. (2) I want to be able to swim in the water, so it can't be freezing. (3) It must be a sandy beach, not some crazy cliff-side or rocky beach. (4) I am not looking to camp, or drive an RV or in any other way 'rough it', so a hotel / b&b / cottage of some sort is necessary. Within reason, money is not a major issue, nor is flying time, or need for other scenery/attractions. [more inside]
posted by davebug at 12:39 PM PST - 29 comments

Where should I put all these musical pirates?

Tell me how to arrange eight to twelve singers, a guitarist (acoustic), a fiddler and a bodhrán player, all unamplified, for best overall audibility and musicality. [more inside]
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Untempered Masoite/Upson board in Chicagoland?

Building Materials Filter: Where in Chicagoland, might one purchase untempered masonite and/or Upson board? [more inside]
posted by sarajane at 12:24 PM PST - 2 comments

Cut my hair, DIY edition

Looking for resources, sites, instructional videos, advice, or tips for cutting my own hair [more inside]
posted by agent99 at 12:19 PM PST - 6 comments

Where can a person find a tiny handy netbook around here?

probably-hopeless-filter: Where can I find an 8.9" netbook with a "real" HD (not solid-state) running linux in a store? I'm in Chapel Hill, willing to go to Raleigh, Durham, Hillsborough, Cary, Apex, wherever (Charlotte or Greensboro would be too far). I've checked all the obvious-to-me places. [more inside]
posted by amtho at 11:57 AM PST - 26 comments

You scratch my ticket, I'll scratch yours...

How should I approach programming a prize draw? [more inside]
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 11:55 AM PST - 17 comments

Jackson Browne's autograph at concert--how?

Help me get Jackson Browne's autograph at his concert. [more inside]
posted by Dukat at 11:53 AM PST - 12 comments

Family Style is a plus.

Looking for an affordable restaurant in/around Little Italy NYC that can comfortably accommodate 10 people for an early June graduation dinner. Ideally we'd like to keep it under $35 a head, and one of the 10 is a 2-year-old, so those are added complications. Family-style dining is a plus. Thanks!
posted by Oktober at 11:46 AM PST - 5 comments

Urban Planning Remixed

Experimental and radical urban planning: Where are the interesting multidisciplinary graduate programs in the U.S.? [more inside]
posted by lunalaguna at 11:44 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I send books or magazines to someone in jail?

How do I send books or magazines to someone in jail? [more inside]
posted by electroboy at 11:24 AM PST - 6 comments

Home Lighting Basics

I'm looking for a detailed and thorough guide on home lighting principles and ideas. Where is this source? [more inside]
posted by bouchacha at 10:42 AM PST - 8 comments

Attachment Issues

I am looking for ideas on how to make progress on my attachment issues. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by alice_curiouse at 10:16 AM PST - 39 comments

Put it in yah system

Do commuters ever swap ipods on the subway? [more inside]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:12 AM PST - 54 comments

What's a good dumpling and/or noodle joint in/near the Financial District (Manhattan)?

What's a good dumpling and/or noodle joint in/near the Financial District (Manhattan)? [more inside]
posted by mkultra at 9:52 AM PST - 5 comments

2C-i

What is the legal status of the designer drug 2C-i in South Korea?
posted by ed\26h at 9:48 AM PST - 4 comments

Records Management speciality - good idea for an MLS student?

How's the field of records management / archives looking, for a new MLS? [more inside]
posted by onell at 9:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Can I haz summer funz?

How can I stop hating the summer, sun, the beach, and people who enjoy these things? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 9:42 AM PST - 57 comments

Do I need to replace my son's car seat?

Last night my husband was involved in a very low-speed crash -- the other party was a cement pylon. The crash popped the airbags and broke the plastic grill on the front of the car, but we don't see any other damage. My son's car seat was in the back of the car. (My son was not in the car.) Do I need to replace the seat? [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 9:42 AM PST - 22 comments

How to control printing expenses in an open computer lab?

How can I limit printing quantities on a quasi-public networked printer? I run a small nonprofit computer center with 10 networked computers (8 XP, 2 OSX). I need to control ink & paper costs, but want people to be able to print free or low, low cost. When I was at Uni, we had a system where all users had to buy tokens at 5 cents a page. Is there an open source or low cost program that can help me do this? Even if my selling cost is zero, I want to track users and usage. [more inside]
posted by beelzbubba at 9:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Please help me to choose a laptop for bossman.

I am trying to find my boss a work laptop in the $750 to $950 range. [more inside]
posted by jellywerker at 9:27 AM PST - 8 comments

Landlord issues in Virginia

Landlord issues in Virginia -- please help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:21 AM PST - 5 comments

Extreme procrastination

I'm in trouble because I try to ignore trouble. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:19 AM PST - 23 comments

Do I need an honours degree?

(Canadian) Law School Question: Will a bachelors degree with a high GPA qualify me for most law schools, or do I need to pursue an honours bachelors degree? [more inside]
posted by smitt at 9:15 AM PST - 13 comments

What is this young adult fantasy book from 198x?

It was a 'young adult' fantasy book I read maybe 20, 25 years ago. The story was of a young kid growing up in a world of magic; the conceit was that the magical elite of the world were akin to board game pieces. I was sure it was Mercedes Lackey but apparently not? [more inside]
posted by felix at 9:05 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I do a good presentation?

Can you help me provide a good keynote presentation with your insights and suggestions? [more inside]
posted by RajahKing at 8:52 AM PST - 7 comments

Why isn't 1 photo/second an option on high-end consumer cameras?

What's the cheapest way to take a long, automated series of photos (time-lapse photography) on my Panasonic Lumix DMC-FZ50? Difficulty: ultra-cheap! [more inside]
posted by IAmBroom at 8:51 AM PST - 3 comments

WordFilter: Word for emotional argument?

Word Filter: What is the word for emotional argument? I've struggled to remember it, Googled it, etc. and can't for the life of me remember it - please help!
posted by gnash at 8:49 AM PST - 16 comments

Microsoft Word crashing shortly after start-up. Tried common solutions with no success - other ideas?

Microsoft Word crashing shortly after start-up. Tried common solutions with no success - other ideas? [more inside]
posted by Pontius Pilate at 8:47 AM PST - 11 comments

Who wears short shorts? Not me.

I don’t like wearing shorts. I also don't like being hot. Can you recommend your favorite, comfortable, somewhat flattering summer pants for women? [more inside]
posted by bibliowench at 8:46 AM PST - 30 comments

How would a condo board know a unit is being rented?

I'm on the board of HOA of my building and we have a bylaw which prohibits leasing of units. But it occurs to me, couldn't an owner just rent on the sly? For example, they could say someone is house-sitting their condo. Or they could say they're letting a friend stay at their place for a while. How can a condo board prove a unit is being leased?
posted by rsol44 at 8:27 AM PST - 11 comments

What under 50K luxury car should I get?

I want to get a luxury 4 door sedan - something that will be a pleasure to drive, not looking to race or customize the car. Something very reliable. Something that will be good to drive in big city. [more inside]
posted by zavulon at 8:24 AM PST - 17 comments

Anyone have experience with natural progesterone therapy?

Asking on behalf of my wife. Does anyone have experience with natural/bioidentical progesterone supplementation? It's been tough to find any unbiased information out there. Personal experience would be great, but if you know of any forums, sites, whatever please share them as well. [more inside]
posted by jluce50 at 8:23 AM PST - 6 comments

Prank a high school!

Do you have any ideas for a prank against a rival high school at our reunion? [more inside]
posted by storybored at 8:20 AM PST - 7 comments

what wine goes well with the anger of Achilles, son of Peleus?

What awesome places do you recommend for dinner near-ish Chelsea in Manhattan? [more inside]
posted by joyceanmachine at 8:18 AM PST - 4 comments

How Green is your Email?

Can one quantify the carbon footprint of email? [more inside]
posted by SpiffyRob at 8:17 AM PST - 13 comments

Oh Boy - Tax Man Wants Answers

a friend just called frantic - her tax preparer failed to file her taxes by April 15. What to do? What next? [more inside]
posted by terrier319 at 8:09 AM PST - 6 comments

Here twitter, twitter, twitter

How can I make new friends on Twitter? [more inside]
posted by The1andonly at 7:53 AM PST - 16 comments

Printing an Excel file

Excel filter: How do I print a specific column on every printed page without having to physically insert the column to the beginning of every page? [more inside]
posted by jujube at 7:30 AM PST - 3 comments

How can we turn a night at the bar into something more bachelor partyesque?

How can I make a bachelor party that's really just a night at the bar with the guys into something slightly more bachelory? No strippers or costumes, please. [more inside]
posted by Askr at 7:30 AM PST - 18 comments

Document Merging Nightmare

Help me merge documents with multiple reviewers in Word without losing my head! [more inside]
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 7:26 AM PST - 1 comment

water water everywhere!

Is "old" water safe to drink? [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 7:23 AM PST - 30 comments

Honor thy grandmama...

Crochet experts plz hope me figure out dis pattern... [more inside]
posted by eatdonuts at 7:22 AM PST - 5 comments

Changes in Latitude...

Going to Nassau, Bahamas in mid-May. What should be on my list of must-do things? [more inside]
posted by te1contar at 6:56 AM PST - 1 comment

ID a book?

I'm trying to identify a book. The book was called, I believe Aeroflot, and it was a diary written by an American expat running a bar in Paris just after WWII. The book's packaging was a brown cardboard restaurant ledger on which the diary entries were written -- it was bound in a tall, narrow pad of restaurant cheques. My attempts to search retailers for "aeroflot paris" have only turned up aviation-related books. From what I recall the book was published in the mid-90s, but I don't have an author's name. Does this ring any bells?
posted by pxe2000 at 6:54 AM PST - 2 comments

rent for Baltimore bartender

My boyfriend and I are moving to Baltimore in a couple of months. I will be going to grad school and he will look for bartending jobs. How much can we expect him to put toward rent as a working bartender in a more casual/dive bar in the city of Baltimore itself? [more inside]
posted by myturnplease at 6:46 AM PST - 5 comments

Macro'ed Tweets?

I'm looking for options that will allow me to post a tweet to twitter by just pressing some hotkeys/macros. Where I can define that pressing "ctrl-afk" will post a tweet saying: I'm away from my keyboard at the moment. [more inside]
posted by royalsong at 6:39 AM PST - 10 comments

Russian pasta?

Help me find a cream-vodka pasta sauce recipe? [more inside]
posted by LN at 6:28 AM PST - 8 comments

What should I do with my new car that has paint problems?

I bought a brand new vw scirocco on the 15/3/2009 last week i noticed a character from the badge on the boot had fallen off and on closer inspection it appears the paint it cracking behind the lettering. So i took it to my nearest VW body specialist as i assumed it would be covered under guarantee however he said it had been resprayed and they wouldnt touch it and to take it back to where i bought it. can i demand a replacement boot? can i throw the car back even though its over 30 days (im in the uk). help suggestions appreciated
posted by toocan at 6:15 AM PST - 2 comments

Where should we stay and what should our young family do in Barcelona next month?

Advice please for a family-friendly holiday in Barcelona at the end of May. (Where should we stay? What should we visit?) [more inside]
posted by monster max at 6:05 AM PST - 10 comments

Where can I see the Wright planes?

Where can I find a list of all the Wright Company planes on public display (originals, not reproductions)? [more inside]
posted by rikschell at 6:03 AM PST - 3 comments

Appalachian Beauty

In a couple weeks, I am going to Great Smoky Mountains National Park to spend a few days. For those of you with experience there, please recommend the best features of the park. [more inside]
posted by netbros at 5:18 AM PST - 15 comments

Non-English UI conventions

Tell me about UI conventions in a language you speak (and read) fluently that isn't English. [more inside]
posted by No-sword at 5:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me shellac my matzoh balls

I dumped a substantial portion of matzoh ball soup on a canvas. After it dries I'm going to glue the larger chunks down, and then I need to varnish/shellac/something the canvas. What would work best? [more inside]
posted by andoatnp at 1:54 AM PST - 9 comments

Ready to jump off a klif.sys....

I'm getting a Blue Screen of Death on startup (Windows XP Pro) which says that the "problem" (whatever it may be) is being caused by a file called klif.sys. Googling around indicates it's a Kaspersky file, and I do indeed have their anti-virus software installed on my system. But I haven't found any solutions, and I can't get past this BSOD. Is there any hope for me? (More details inside.) [more inside]
posted by DavidNYC at 12:58 AM PST - 17 comments

Did we break up or not?

Two days after saying our relationship isn't going to work out, my boyfriend is communicating again with me, saying he was sorry about his behavior. Should I assume that we just had a heated discussion and said things in anger? Or should I assume he ended things and that this reach-out is a way to clear the air? [more inside]
posted by lunachick at 12:43 AM PST - 20 comments

Nothing that Madonna has heard of.

Please recommend an authoritative beginner's text on occult/mystical Kabbalah. Perhaps with emphasis on the techniques of gemetria and correspondence to non-Jewish mysticism. [more inside]
posted by Netzapper at 12:36 AM PST - 10 comments

April 21

Can I use a web scraper to get real URLs via shortened URLs?

Are there any open source web scrapers that I can use to get original URLs from shortened URLs (e.g. bit.ly, is.gd, tinyurl, etc). [more inside]
posted by alohaliz at 10:54 PM PST - 6 comments

Simple vegetarian cookbooks?

Cookbook recs needed: I'm an amateur cook so I need simple recipes, it would be nice if the books worked from a common and not-too-large set of ingredients, and I like food that's garlicky, oniony, and/or spicy. Oh, and healthy is a plus but not required. Finally, I'm a vegetarian (not vegan).
posted by shivohum at 10:37 PM PST - 32 comments

What goes on my wall?

What long, decorative item (say, 12'x4') can I hang on my empty wall? If it happened to absorb sound from the opposing speakers, that'd be great. [more inside]
posted by erikgrande at 10:29 PM PST - 15 comments

How to wrap text around a circle

I'm giving a big presentation in a couple of weeks and it has to be impressive. I have a fabulous idea for a graphic, inspired by the facebook friend wheel, where I want to wrap perhaps 100 words around a circle and draw lines to connect them in illustrative ways. The drawing lines part is easy, but the wrapping text around a circle part is hard (without doing it one element at a time, rotating and aligning each one just so). I *know* there's an easy way to do this, but am not quite smart enough to figure it out in omnigraffle or find another program that can do it. I can use Mac or PC. If you point me to a workable solution, you'll get your name in lights (if you wish) in addition to my unending gratitude.
posted by ezola at 10:16 PM PST - 12 comments

Where are some cool places to live in inner-loop Houston?

Where are some cool places to live in inner-loop Houston? [more inside]
posted by junipero at 10:14 PM PST - 1 comment

Tips for Dual Monitor on Windows XP?

Hi All, I just got a second monitor at work. Yay me! My second monitor is a widescreen (my main one isn't). I'm still getting used to it, at the moment I have put email on the right hand screen, and everything else still in the main one. I'm only really struggling with Citrix applications - they seem to like to pop up in the middle, splitting across screens. But I'm after any dual monitor on Windows tips in general. I've already installed the free MultiMonitor Taskbar which I really like. Thanks!
posted by Admira at 9:54 PM PST - 8 comments

Vrooom!

Why do little boys love trucks? [more inside]
posted by easy_being_green at 9:52 PM PST - 63 comments

You know you're a graduate student when you understand jokes about Foucault. What else should I read?

So, it seems I'm changing vectors slightly, and taking up the challenge of getting a PhD in history. The problem? I did very little actual history classes as an undergrad and graduate student. I have until August to patch holes in my knowledge....help! [more inside]
posted by strixus at 9:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Gotta keep 'em seperated ...

Looking for some advice to offer to friends who combined their households with two cats each about a month ago with somewhat poor results. [more inside]
posted by FortyT-wo at 9:26 PM PST - 10 comments

To bank cord blood, or not to bank cord blood?

It's been over four years since No. 1 asked, so I'm asking for an update: should we bank or donate our baby's cord blood? Or just do nothing? [more inside]
posted by ajr at 9:24 PM PST - 9 comments

Hire me! Or, you know, convince someone else to do it for you.

I'm applying for post-grad school jobs. One of them, a bit of a long shot, is within my close-knit current office. Others are elsewhere in and outside of the organization. Difficulty: my two best references are not only in this office but running the first job search. How in the world do I manage this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:47 PM PST - 3 comments

Should I try to date him or is it already too messy?

Should I try to date him or is it already too messy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:47 PM PST - 25 comments

Why is an electromagnetic driveshaft retarder not the same as regenerative braking?

Why is an electromagnetic driveshaft retarder not the same as regenerative braking? [more inside]
posted by night kitchen at 8:37 PM PST - 8 comments

Portugal Summer Travel tips please

Wife, 4 yr old and self want to explore Portugal for 8-10 days in mid July. Would appreciate your recommendations for eats, drinks, beaches, places to stay and mode of transport. Our budget is in the range of U$200 - $250 per day. One attractive option is to hire a camper van, though that would chew most of our daily budget. Thanks!
posted by lapsang at 8:27 PM PST - 7 comments

Access Hyphenated JSON Elements Using Javascript

How to parse JSON elements with hyphens with javascript? [more inside]
posted by theRussian at 8:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Groomsmen Gifts for the Non Brahs Out There?

I need ideas for modern groomsmen gifts. My groomsmen don't really smoke, drink, golf, or wear french cuffs, which eliminates 99% of the results for "groomsmen gifts" from Google. Mainly our common interests include coffee, photography, design, and vaguely geeky 30-something interests (1980s Spielberg/Lucas movies, Tron, Atari 2600, Apple products). (We're not the kind of geeks that wear the term with some sort of goony pride, so ThinkGeek is right out. So are things like knives, flashlights, and AirSoft toys) Any ideas?
posted by entropicamericana at 8:11 PM PST - 44 comments

EQ app for cell phone

The other day I saw someone had an app for their iPhone that basically took the sound coming in the microphone and showed what the highs and lows were on an equalizer. Is there something like this for Windows Mobile? [more inside]
posted by Deflagro at 8:09 PM PST - 1 comment

When it comes to those lost at sea I'm...well I'm lost at sea myself

Is there a book or museum or resource that specifically lists the stories of people who survived in Lifeboats? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 8:01 PM PST - 4 comments

Monterey-Carmel CPA wanted

Looking for a sole practitioner CPA in the Monterey-Carmel area. Any recommendations appreciated. NOT part of a firm. Thanks!
posted by shoe478 at 7:57 PM PST - 0 comments

Good water or bad water?

My front yard slopes down from the street to our house and driveway. There's always a wet streak on the driveway where water from the yard is moving over the driveway to lower ground on the other side. I'm looking for a way to determine if the water is rain runoff or maybe is from our septic tank's field lines which are in the front yard. The amount of water increases after rain and slows down during drier times, but never completely stops. I've tried smelling the water and muddy dirt but I can't be sure one way or the other. Is there a cheap but reliable way of finding out what kind of water this is? Thanks.
posted by atm at 7:50 PM PST - 12 comments

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!

I am looking for a backlit "running man" exit sign. Help! [more inside]
posted by ForeverDcember at 7:16 PM PST - 11 comments

Dying relative - what to say?

My uncle has one week to live. I'm visiting him tomorrow. What am I supposed to say? What am I supposed to do?
posted by jennyhead at 6:57 PM PST - 19 comments

Flights and hotels for two

It's easy to search for flights and hotels for one destination, but I need to search for flights and hotels for two. [more inside]
posted by girlmightlive at 6:52 PM PST - 2 comments

A Toast To The Host That Can Boast The Most Roast

Is it cheaper to host my own site even if it means leaving my computer running 24/7? [more inside]
posted by yalestar at 6:48 PM PST - 11 comments

A vehicle for towing vehicles

Asking for a friend – Australian recommendation for a used vehicle under A$10,000 that is relatively reliable and is able to tow a car trailer (with car on it), but is reasonably comfortable and not too thirsty to drive around town when not towing. [more inside]
posted by AnnaRat at 6:48 PM PST - 3 comments

Law and Order question

Which Law and Order episode was the one that deviated from the normal format by having several crimes occur throughout the show? I remember one of the crimes involved a woman running over a cheating husband with her car.
posted by ae4rv at 6:30 PM PST - 4 comments

My legs are built wrong. Is there a solution?

I'm 40 years old. Is there any way to bend my bones into another position if they're malformed? [more inside]
posted by tzikeh at 6:30 PM PST - 7 comments

Is T-Mobile Hotspot calling worth it?

I am strongly considering switching to T-mobile and a big draw for me is wifi hotspot option. Specifically, I am looking to get a Hotspot enabled phone and use it through my home Wifi connection for better reception and/or, I might spend the additional $10/month and get the unlimited hotspot calling option. I am not talking about T-Mobile@home. [more inside]
posted by nnk at 6:12 PM PST - 17 comments

How can I help a friend in an unhappy marriage?

My friend is trapped in a miserable marriage. Is there anything I can do to help? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:06 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I make things work with my wife while we're working through our issues?

My wife and i are working through some difficult issues. We love each other dearly, but we're no longer physically intimate. Neither one of us is willing to give up on our relationship. How do I make things work while we're trying to make things work? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:05 PM PST - 11 comments

How to handle delicate roommate dynamics stemming from experience / age / maturity differences without dramatic confrontation?

How to handle delicate roommate dynamics stemming from experience / age / maturity differences without dramatic confrontation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Help my girlfriend find a doctor in NYC who will take her chronic pain seriously.

Help my girlfriend find a doctor in NYC who will take her chronic pain seriously. [more inside]
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:59 PM PST - 13 comments

Fun things to do in LA via public transport

What are some fun things to do in Marina del Rey at the weekend or in the evenings, that don't require a car? [more inside]
posted by matthewr at 5:40 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me prove to Paypal that these Audio Technica ESW9 headphones are fake.

So I bought this pair Audio Technica ESW9 headphones on ebay. The item arrived in this leather pouch instead of original packaging. After looking into the matter further at the head-fi forum, I've determined that these headphones are definitely fake. Many people seem to have fallen victim to this. [more inside]
posted by typography at 5:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Film in Lima

Where can I pick up Black and White film in Lima, Peru? There´s an abundance of photo processing shops with colour film but can´t find anywhere which sells black and white film (Fuji Neopan, Ilford etc) or more specialised slide film. [more inside]
posted by ashaw at 5:39 PM PST - 0 comments

bleargh

Ate too much sugar, feel vomit-y. Help? [more inside]
posted by KateHasQuestions at 5:38 PM PST - 11 comments

Why are one way tickets so expensive?

Why are one-way tickets so much more expensive than a round-trip ticket for airline travel? [more inside]
posted by snwod at 5:29 PM PST - 6 comments

Is there a VLC Plugin to play RV40?

Where can I find a plugin for VLC to play RV40? [more inside]
posted by leafxor at 5:29 PM PST - 2 comments

Who's the kid in the "Preview" icon?

Who is the child in the icon for the "Preview" application in OS X? [more inside]
posted by Lucinda at 5:28 PM PST - 9 comments

How to direct an opera

What's the difference between directing a play and stage-directing an opera? [more inside]
posted by roll truck roll at 5:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Which guitarist?

Identify guitarist backing Elvis on '68 Special, specifically electric improvisational version of "Baby, what do you want me to do?" Al Chesney, Tommy Tesdesco, or Scotty Moore? [more inside]
posted by effluvia at 4:36 PM PST - 7 comments

Need to extract and electronically preserve approximately 500 emails from a GMAIL account, out of approximately 5,000 emails.

Need to extract and electronically preserve approximately 500 emails from a GMAIL account, out of approximately 5,000 emails. [more inside]
posted by Mr_Crazyhorse at 3:58 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me fix my wordpress theme for internet explorer? (YAML)

Web design panic! Wordpress theme (YAML + sandbox) implodes on impact with internet explorer [more inside]
posted by yuletide at 3:48 PM PST - 11 comments

Are there people who file health insurance claims professionally?

Are there people who file health insurance claims professionally? [more inside]
posted by wondermouse at 3:48 PM PST - 7 comments

Excel Subtotals

So I have an array of data in Excel. Specifically, weekly repos outstanding (dollar amounts) since 2001. Is there any way to find monthly rate [(last date of month-first date of month)/first date of month] of change for it? What I have in mind is something like subtotals function except it shows rate of change rather than sum or average. Does anybody have any ideas? [more inside]
posted by Lucubrator at 3:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Apologetics & Debate Mp3s burnable to disc?

I am looking for Christian apologetics/debates (christian/atheist etc) in mp3 downloadable form to burn to disc in Itunes (My ipod broke so no podcasts) :( ...Can you recommend any sites where I can get free mp3s for this? Thanks.
posted by snap_dragon at 3:37 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me Optimod-ize my audio!

Is there a good real-time compressor/limiter for FM broadcast that I can use on a Mac? Preferably one that works as an AudioUnit (AU) plug-in? [more inside]
posted by CommonSense at 3:35 PM PST - 5 comments

I'm a Cigar Virgin! Help

How do I prepare good cigars for maximum delight? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 3:33 PM PST - 6 comments

Machine Workout Plan

Please provide me with a twice-weekly gym machine workout so I can fill out this form (pdf). [more inside]
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:19 PM PST - 8 comments

The voice of me.

I want to produce a continuous synth tone from a sample of my own voice. [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 3:07 PM PST - 3 comments

A Turkish delight

Help me identify a Mediterranean dish that is like a pie made of feta and noodles. [more inside]
posted by acrasis at 3:04 PM PST - 9 comments

Jewish bookstores in NYC

How should I handle this? (Father-in-law wants me to take him to Jewish bookstores in NYC without my wife, I have to work, I have never met him, and I know nothing about Judaism.) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:47 PM PST - 35 comments

A Burning Question

I need a good collection of readings identifying major issues associated with energy production using biomass. [more inside]
posted by greekphilosophy at 2:39 PM PST - 3 comments

where is my iHUD?

I'm looking for an iphone app to have open while my iphone is docked/charging, either as eyecandy or as an information display. [more inside]
posted by phritosan at 2:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Oracle Views: Are calculated columns always evaluated even when they are not considered in a query?

Oracle Views: Are calculated columns always evaluated even when they are not considered in a query? [more inside]
posted by NailsTheCat at 2:14 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I psych myself up for social gatherings?

I often feel nervous before going to social gatherings. Is there anything I can do (short of drinking a shot of something) that will help me calm down and just enjoy myself? [more inside]
posted by cymru_j at 2:00 PM PST - 28 comments

How do I get my contact list into a Sharepoint form?

I have an Infopath form in Sharepoint. In one of the fields I want the user to pick a person from a "contact list" stored in the site. I want it to behave like the contact selector control, but this apparently only queries AD and Sharepoint users, not a contact list. Any ideas on how to achieve this? [more inside]
posted by geoff. at 1:56 PM PST - 7 comments

learning german and I have a couple of questions

Learning German, couple of questions... [more inside]
posted by humblepigeon at 1:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Is there a Mac (PowerPC) optimized build of Firefox 3.0.9 available?

Is there a Mac (PowerPC) optimized build of Firefox 3.0.9 available? [more inside]
posted by tamagosan at 1:29 PM PST - 2 comments

Where is that wondrous BMR calculator?

Please find my super-comprehensive BMR calculator? [more inside]
posted by Andrhia at 12:48 PM PST - 5 comments

A Warning for My Forgetfulness -- on Firefox

Is there a way to get Firefox to warn me or ask me if I'm sure about closing a tab or navigating away from a webpage? [more inside]
posted by bluefly at 12:43 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I more easily create a ranked list?

Is there a simple program that will help a person rank their preferences of a list of items by presenting them with a series of A vs. B matchups? [more inside]
posted by soonertbone at 12:33 PM PST - 7 comments

Where to party in like a Southern girl?

Where to go for a girls night out in Charleston, SC? [more inside]
posted by thejanna at 12:12 PM PST - 5 comments

Zero Identification

Who is that slightly dopey-looking redhead whose face is used to represent the Everyman in Zero Punctuation videos?
posted by ChrisR at 12:10 PM PST - 5 comments

Anniversary Dinner in Dallas

DFWAnniversaryFilter: Poor planning on my part but its me and the old ladys 8th year anniversary. Im struggling with a place to take her to dinner tonight, i could use any and all suggestions. We love Roy's in Plano however i was just trying to think outside of the box a bit. BTW...We are located in N. Dallas around the 75/190 area.
posted by lateriser at 11:30 AM PST - 17 comments

How to get my old Pro Tools Mac projects to work with my new Pro Tools for PC?

Pro Tools Mac to Pro Tools PC. How can I successfully transfer Pro Tools LE 5.1.1 sessions kept on Lacie Pocket HDs like this, formatted for use with old Macs (OS 9.2) for use with my Pro Tools Mbox2 Micro (which I think is running LE 7.4) on my laptop PC (Windows XP)? [more inside]
posted by Flitcraft at 11:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Help with a USPTO certificate of mailing

USPTO question: Am I the only person who needs to fill out the Certificate of Mailing, or does something need to be filled out/signed/stamped by the post office? Looking at the form, it looks like something that only I need to sign, but when I spoke to a woman at the PTO on the phone, she said that I needed to get the post office to do something. I don't think that's right, reading the reg, and looking at the form, but I was looking for a little advice. Thanks!
posted by mercredi at 11:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Rotten Tomatoes for Books

Is there a website where it aggregates all the reviews of a book like Rotten Tomatoes does for movies?
posted by clueless22 at 11:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Business broadband

I need broadband for my business that is slightly better than what you can get from normal DSL. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by cowmix at 10:56 AM PST - 8 comments

What can I do with my mattresses?

What can I do with extra mattresses? [more inside]
posted by unceman at 10:48 AM PST - 13 comments

Help explain this unusual cell phone behavior

Why do some people find it necessary to take their cell phone away from their ear and speak direct into the microphone? It's not as if they are trying to speak in a lower vice to be courteous, or that they are using the speakerphone or push-to-talk function. I find it odd, I don't understand why and I don't really want to ask the person doing it (unless you do it, if so, "why"). Thanks!
posted by mhm at 10:36 AM PST - 36 comments

Make my Nokia sing like my Apple...

Migrating from an iPod to a cellphone... was the awesome surgically removed though? [more inside]
posted by trinarian at 10:31 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me find the best Moroccan music featuring the violin.

Looking for excellent, traditional,(i.e. not westernized) examples of Moroccan music featuring the violin. [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 10:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Do I keep my Volvo?

Three-part Question: 1. How much is a 2004 Volvo XC70 with 103000 miles on it worth? Craigslist and Cars.com suggest in the $8000 - $14,000 2. I own the car and don't need to make any payments. Assuming insurance, etc. will remain relatively the same, at what point does the annual cost of maintaining the car become excessive? I currently pay around $3000/yr to maintain it. My sense is that I'm past the value threshold for this car. (Hint: I think the trade in threshold occurs BEFORE repairs equal the total value of the car). 3. I love the Volvo in principal: All Wheel Drive, Lots of Cargo Space, Comfortable Interior, but hate it for practical reasons outlined above. Please help me find another car. Consumer reports seems to favor used Subaru Foresters.
posted by rselover at 10:13 AM PST - 22 comments

Tenants Rights in Portland, Oregon

My apartment house is being sold. How do I avoid getting screwed? [more inside]
posted by alana at 9:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Post-hysterectomy recovery

I'm going under the knife for a full abdominal hysterectomy (due to massive fibroids) in a month. What will my recovery be like? [more inside]
posted by cereselle at 9:46 AM PST - 31 comments

Consumer Price Index

Which price index should I use to accurately calculate annual fee increases for local government services (i.e. Consumer Price Index, etc.)? [more inside]
posted by philmas at 9:37 AM PST - 6 comments

Help finding calypso music by John L?

I'm looking for music by this calypso musician, John L Nichols, who usually just went by "John L". I'll buy it in any format, download it, stream it, whatever. I just really want some. [more inside]
posted by tinyfolk at 9:29 AM PST - 2 comments

I wanna be a mechanical vagrant!

I love renting a house in urban Atlanta! I hate renting a house in urban Atlanta! Can anyone help me find a place to fix my car... myself? [more inside]
posted by TheNewWazoo at 9:27 AM PST - 4 comments

Weird file corruption problem with mp3 and wma files.

.mp3 and .wma (played with Media Player on Windows XP) files seem to have amalgamated into a file named 'USBC°ïæå.' of varying size. Any clue why and how to fix it? [more inside]
posted by sparklejess at 9:10 AM PST - 8 comments

How do you thank someone for a well-timed Lethal Weapon II joke?

What can we do to thank some extremely helpful Emergency Room staff? [more inside]
posted by troika at 8:59 AM PST - 11 comments

How long is too long of no contact while dating?

How long is too long of no contact while dating? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:55 AM PST - 32 comments

Where is my period?

Where is my period? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 AM PST - 14 comments

More than just attracted to difference?

Seeking advice and shared experiences from other people who are not attracted to people from their same racial/ethnic/national identity. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 AM PST - 23 comments

Road trip: Minneapolis to . . . ?

We have four days to take a road trip from Minneapolis to wherever we want. Where should we go? [more inside]
posted by sciapod at 8:41 AM PST - 18 comments

Peanut butter flavored bagel

Are there any (specialty) bagel shops in NYC or NJ that make peanut butter flavored bagels? [more inside]
posted by londontube at 8:31 AM PST - 2 comments

Is now the right time to buy a new PC?

My trusty 3-year old home office PC is starting to drag a bit, so I'm thinking about replacing it. Should I bite the bullet and buy something with Vista? Go with XP, even if it means not getting the latest Intel processor? Or, should I wait until Windows 7? [more inside]
posted by stuehler at 8:28 AM PST - 25 comments

No bullshit jobs!

Kick ass jobs for kick ass people like myself. [more inside]
posted by sixcolors at 8:07 AM PST - 113 comments

WHAD simply folk whats that song

Help find me a song. "Play me a song that will make me cry..." from WHAD simply folk [more inside]
posted by dstopps at 7:47 AM PST - 2 comments

Picture Books For A Super-Smart Kid

What are the cleverest, wittiest picture books you know? I'm looking for something you might recommend to a very smart kid who is still young enough to prefer picture books to chapter books. Another way of putting is, I'm looking for the picture book equivalent of McSweeney's. [more inside]
posted by yankeefog at 7:34 AM PST - 57 comments

Cracking the sushi bar code

So.. how do sushi bars work? [more inside]
posted by devnull at 7:34 AM PST - 11 comments

Invisible automatic backup?

Want to build a backup/storage/print server for a home network that the users will never have to be aware of [more inside]
posted by ConstantineXVI at 7:04 AM PST - 14 comments

MS Access / SQL help please?

I have a (hopefully easy) SQL question. I'm working in MS Access. Simplifying things a bit, I have a table with a TaskID, and a TaskStatusID. I want to get a list of each TaskID, and the newest TaskStatusID for each. (Details follow.) [more inside]
posted by inigo2 at 7:03 AM PST - 7 comments

Seeking books/resources on working with other people's code.

I would like to find some books that cover how to work with other people's code. [more inside]
posted by giggleknickers at 6:33 AM PST - 8 comments

What Excel formula to achieve desired result?

What formulae do I need to cause Excel to highlight a cell on one worksheet if the data is found in a different worksheet? Formulae I have attempted (using named ranges) under the cut. [more inside]
posted by mccn at 5:39 AM PST - 5 comments

simple online photo gallery software

Looking for simple online photo gallery software, with the option to add ability to buy prints [more inside]
posted by primer_dimer at 5:04 AM PST - 14 comments

I would like to reintroduce a second cat to the house.

How long can I wait before getting another cat? [more inside]
posted by bDiddy at 4:43 AM PST - 7 comments

I have THE GUY....now how do I overcome past issues and enjoy life with him?

Finally found The Guy, but after years of abandonment issues from a dead-beat dad and a horrible previous serious relationship, I am starting to do some in-grained sabotaging relationship moves again. How does one, outside of professional help, stop the cynical voice inside that tells me to quit before he quits on me? [more inside]
posted by penguingrl at 4:00 AM PST - 15 comments

CAPTCHA this.

Swearing in church perhaps, but alternatives to Gmail? [more inside]
posted by Iteki at 2:59 AM PST - 12 comments

Where on the web to post non-coding projects/requests in for bidding?

outsourcingfilter: Where on the web to post non-coding projects/requests in for bidding? [more inside]
posted by querty at 1:48 AM PST - 6 comments

Public grills in SF?

Public grills in SF? [more inside]
posted by sfdrew77 at 1:06 AM PST - 5 comments

What are the best cities/states for biomedical jobs?

What are the best cities/states for biomedical jobs? I'm not looking for a specific type, just in general.
posted by biochemist at 1:01 AM PST - 21 comments

April 20

Name That Video: Surreal animated interview between student and master.

Looking for a video I saw on the internet before May 2008. It was an interview with a ton of post-processing, making it very surreal. Seeing this image reminded me of the video. I seem to remember the interviewer was an art student, or a student of the interviewee. The interviewee had been down on his luck, and it seemed as if the interview was happening in a soup kitchen or hostel. I associate two words with the interviewee: "video art", but I can't think of any sort of title he might have. [more inside]
posted by hatsix at 11:22 PM PST - 4 comments

Looking for a party planner in Brisbane or the Gold Coast

I'm planning a party (by long-distance) on the Gold Coast in Queensland, and am trying to find a party planner on the spot to handle the logistics. I've found many childrens party planners, but the few party planners I've found that cater to adults are....VERY adult, providing riding crops and scented banana oil, sort of thing. NOT our sort of thing. Can anyone reccommend a planner for a very vanilla sort of celebratory shindig?
posted by tabubilgirl at 9:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Stranger in Dire Straits

I just passed a young woman walking slowly down the street, barefoot, crying, with two black eyes. [more inside]
posted by granted at 8:47 PM PST - 45 comments

Argghh!!! My Camera (and its software) Is Killing Me!!!

Two year old canon rebel xti + proprietary software (digital photo pro and EOS utility) are leaving me very frustrated. I've had this exact set up for at least a couple of years and last week my camera decided to quit interfacing. [more inside]
posted by snsranch at 8:31 PM PST - 11 comments

Why are chicken wings so differently sized?

OK, so I've been eating a lot of fried chicken parts (maybe that's a question for another time). Yesterday it was buffalo wings. Today, regular ol' fried chicken. Today I was eating the drumstick and I started to wonder why it was so much bigger than the drumsticks from the wings I had yesterday. I thought maybe the chickens are bigger? Or maybe they're a different kind of chicken? Or maybe it's something else? I obviously tried googling, but I couldn't come up with a good string of keywords. Is this really obvious and I'm missing it? Help please!
posted by iliketolaughalot at 8:27 PM PST - 22 comments

Boston residents, can you please tell me if The Dorothy Quincy Suite (180 Berkeley St, Boston) is accessible by any of the MBTA train lines.

(@ Boston, Mass) Boston residents, can you please tell me if The Dorothy Quincy Suite (180 Berkeley St, Boston) is accessible by any of the MBTA train lines. Thank You!
posted by cheero at 8:26 PM PST - 8 comments

Translate a line of Hebrew pertaining to a pomegranate?

Would someone translate the text around this pomegranate, please? [more inside]
posted by Tufa at 8:19 PM PST - 2 comments

Can I help my 19yr old brother with little hope for his future?

Can I help my 19yr old brother with little hope for his future? [more inside]
posted by T.D. Strange at 8:01 PM PST - 43 comments

Gotta get away--Now!

I am in Georgia and I need to get away before my head explodes. I want a quick, inexpensive, but out-of-state vacation, no more than a week. What nice vacation spot is near Georgia and will allow me to enjoy myself without breaking the bank?
posted by GeniPalm at 7:36 PM PST - 16 comments

iphoto :: get filepath

What's the quickest way to get the complete filepath of an image in iphoto copied into the clipboard? (ie, to fill in a "Browse..." to upload button a webpage) [more inside]
posted by H. Roark at 7:08 PM PST - 8 comments

Help get us outta here!

I'm looking for travel destinations within a day's drive of Montreal. [more inside]
posted by blisterpack at 6:56 PM PST - 18 comments

Picky CSS edit

I have a Blogger blog, and I have a CSS theme that I customize. How can I change the color of links only in the blog banner ("header"), without changing the color of links in the rest of the blog? [more inside]
posted by Jaltcoh at 6:52 PM PST - 7 comments

Take me back in time

After seeing these photos from the1906 quake in San Francisco, I've been interested in learning more about what life was like in California during the periods from the gold rush to the turn of the 20th century. Can anyone recommend media for me? [more inside]
posted by tybstar at 6:39 PM PST - 15 comments

Is there a way to kill the "story comments" section on CBC.ca?

Every time I scroll too far down on a CBC.ca news story, I feel a piece of my humanity being chewed off by the mire that is the CBC reader comments section. [more inside]
posted by Decimask at 6:35 PM PST - 9 comments

Ideas for postgrad programs for an engineer?

What kinds of postgraduate programs could you recommend for an out-of-the-box mechanical engineer who wants to make a lot of money? [more inside]
posted by rybreadmed at 6:22 PM PST - 11 comments

Best public elementary schools in and around Nashville?

Where are the best public elementary schools in and around Nashville, TN? [more inside]
posted by joannemerriam at 6:20 PM PST - 4 comments

Help understanding clock cycles

I am having a hard time understanding clock cycles and sequential logic. I think I understand gates, etc but the clock really confuses me. [more inside]
posted by Raichle at 6:19 PM PST - 14 comments

Feel the Side Burn

What should I make with my grill's side burner? [more inside]
posted by rouftop at 6:11 PM PST - 20 comments

how to learn honky-tonk style piano?

Learning a little honky-tonk piano... [more inside]
posted by Thistledown at 6:10 PM PST - 5 comments

Short on closing costs

Short on closing costs. We're bidding on a house, have the 20% deposit, but are short on closing costs (by about 10k). Some options are out; for example I cannot take another loan until we have signed. A friend has suggested that we ask the seller to pay the costs and then we pay more for the house. Has anyone done this? Thanks! [more inside]
posted by carter at 5:56 PM PST - 12 comments

Uncomfortable with white walls

NewApartmentFilter: Decorating walls without painting or damaging the current paint job. [more inside]
posted by lizbunny at 5:56 PM PST - 15 comments

Two 2GB sticks, or one 4GB?

Which is better, one 4GB stick, or two 2GB sticks of DDR2 RAM in my Laptop? [more inside]
posted by brenton at 5:44 PM PST - 8 comments

I need Help Capturing Footage from Camera!

How do I capture P2 footage from my Panasonic HD HVX200 camera into Avid HD Pro?
posted by InterestedInKnowing at 5:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Inverted maritime nuclear reactors

What design features, if any, allow nuclear reactors on submarines to survive being inverted? [more inside]
posted by sindark at 4:43 PM PST - 18 comments

Keeping a patio clean from above balcony

How do I keep my 1st floor patio clean/dry while being able to spray clean an overhead balcony? [more inside]
posted by wongcorgi at 4:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Is SEO worth paying for?

Is SEO worth paying for? [more inside]
posted by man down under at 3:58 PM PST - 14 comments

Bermuda Attraction bundle?

I know I saw a 10-attractions-in-1 bundle deal for places of interest in Bermuda, but now I can't find it (with Google). Does anyone recall seeing something like that? [more inside]
posted by mysterious1der at 3:48 PM PST - 0 comments

Can My Canon PowerShot S2 Be Saved?

My too-expensive Canon digital camera has developed the dreaded "E18" error. Anybody here ever successfully get their camera working again after this happened? Google suggests that Canon charges a lot of money to fix it and takes too long to do so. I have already visited www.e18error.com but would like first-hand reports, if any, of fixing it yourself.
posted by briank at 3:38 PM PST - 10 comments

What's my best bet in moving a Rollover IRA to another bank/brokerage firm with my negative net worth?

I need to know what my options are for moving this thing, given that I have a negative net worth. Can I roll it into another brokerage-style Rollover IRA at a brokerage firm, not a bank, and avoid the money laundering law stuff? Or am I relegated to Bank IRAs until I'm out of school debt? Do I suck it up and take the $75/month hit until I can start depositing money again (I don't know when that will be), and hope that the investments make up the difference in the long run? I haven't lost as much as most in my portfolio, and I know I have time to make up the losses, the monthly fee just seems like an unnecessary loss I should be able to avoid. [more inside]
posted by blue andrea at 3:36 PM PST - 5 comments

Recommend me an inexpensive hi-tech jump rope.

I'm in the market for a skipping rope or jump rope. Recommend me a high-tech jump rope, please! [more inside]
posted by fook at 3:28 PM PST - 8 comments

Get out of the way of that round object.

I throw like a little kid, and it's embarrassing. Please help me excel at adult dodgeball. [more inside]
posted by pseudostrabismus at 3:20 PM PST - 17 comments

working with a corrupted XML file

Seeking any way to view the contents of a (possibly corrupted) XML file. It's the database file from a Mac app that manages plain-text notes. [more inside]
posted by sparrows at 3:01 PM PST - 11 comments

ELIZA and the efficacy of "professional" therapists versus the rest of us

Meta-Meta-RelationshipFilter: Have there been any scientific trials to study the efficacy of talk therapy that involved a placebo as control? [more inside]
posted by XMLicious at 2:48 PM PST - 21 comments

No entourage here.

How do I keep my make-up and hair looking fresh all day long? [more inside]
posted by typewriter at 2:44 PM PST - 25 comments

Save me before I cook again!

For some reason my once always perfect scalloped potatoes have become a mess. I haven't changed my technique or recipe, but for some reason every single time I make them the sauce breaks up once they're in the oven. They taste the same but look pretty gross. Could it be that I've been using lactaid instead of normal milk? [more inside]
posted by Kellydamnit at 2:40 PM PST - 15 comments

Giving a speech at a mixed marriage ceremony

Can anyone suggest an appropriate reading for a mixed marriage ceremony? [more inside]
posted by booksprite at 2:09 PM PST - 6 comments

Mass paint removal

How could paint be removed from a large, frequently painted object? [more inside]
posted by sarahj at 1:56 PM PST - 21 comments

What happened to primetime soap operas?

So, primetime television soap operas—e.g., Dallas, Dynasty, Knots Landing, Falcon Crest—what happened to these sorts of show? [more inside]
posted by cgc373 at 1:49 PM PST - 20 comments

And so I found myself asking this for some sort of reassurance, which question would be fielded by AskMefi's language nerds with bewildering rapidity

In David Foster Wallace's A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again he uses the word "which" in a way that I found unusual - a usage that is described under heading three here. I think I'm fairly well read, but I can't remember ever having seen this before. I've been having (what I think are) migraines lately and I'm curious if I'm becoming linguistically befuddled, or if this is just an obscure or archaic usage. Examples after the jump. [more inside]
posted by phrontist at 1:42 PM PST - 28 comments

What version of Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" should I read?

Literary Filter: Which English version/translation of Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" should I read for fun? [more inside]
posted by DetonatedManiac at 1:35 PM PST - 8 comments

How dangerous is my palm tree?

How dangerous is the palm tree in our backyard? [more inside]
posted by cr_joe at 1:33 PM PST - 11 comments

Hot Feet

Whats a good model of men's sneaker that breaths exceptionally well?
posted by parallax7d at 1:32 PM PST - 17 comments

Give me London in five days or less.

London trip - recommendations? [more inside]
posted by backseatpilot at 1:26 PM PST - 21 comments

Books about southern Washington

Please recommend some books about southern Washington state/northern Oregon? [more inside]
posted by entropyiswinning at 1:22 PM PST - 15 comments

Is there a list of Twitter clients that support OAuth?

Is there a list of Twitter clients that support OAuth?
posted by braveterry at 1:01 PM PST - 1 comment

Can I get Google Spreadsheets to display a scatterplot of data with the regression line overlaid on the plot?

Can I get Google Spreadsheets to display a scatterplot of data with the regression line overlaid on the plot? How? [more inside]
posted by RossWhite at 12:53 PM PST - 1 comment

How much pollen are we inhaling?

How much pollen and/or dust do we inhale every day? [more inside]
posted by JeffK at 12:41 PM PST - 5 comments

Should I bother getting a smartphone for law school?

How beneficial would getting a PDA/smartphone be to a first-year law student? [more inside]
posted by ishotjr at 12:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Why is this workout better that this other one?

What's the benefit of multiple sets of one exercise at a time vs. one quick set of several exercises repeated? [more inside]
posted by smelvis at 12:38 PM PST - 6 comments

No one likes hearing loss, but loud music is the norm

How should I go about forming a group / coalition / movement for venues to lower the volume to levels that won't leave your ears ringing? More thoughts, ideas, and concepts inside. [more inside]
posted by filthy light thief at 12:13 PM PST - 28 comments

Where to study acting/theatre in London?

Where in London could a US citizen approaching retirement age study acting? [more inside]
posted by NorthCoastCafe at 12:05 PM PST - 3 comments

I can't believe that this is the first Chichester question!

Suggestions as to things to do and inexpensive dining options in Chichester? [more inside]
posted by sueinnyc at 12:04 PM PST - 8 comments

When friends use social media badly

I have a friend who just discovered new social media and he has no boundaries. How can I tell him to back off without hurting his feelings? [more inside]
posted by micawber at 12:03 PM PST - 42 comments

Experiencing color without sight?

Is there any way for a blind superhero to experience a distinction between colors? [more inside]
posted by whatgorilla at 12:02 PM PST - 20 comments

I'm stressed! I need sex NOW!

Why do I feel like I'm craving sex when I get anxious or stressed out? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:50 AM PST - 12 comments

Latency problems using Oxygen keyboard to input into Sibelius 4

How can I fix a latency problem with a Oxygen8 v2 midi controller keyboard inputting into Sibelius 4? [more inside]
posted by Lotto at 11:44 AM PST - 2 comments

Hello Cleveland! Are you ready to rock? And by rock, I mean click really loudly.

A couple of Guitar Hero: World Tour (Wii) instrument silencing questions. [more inside]
posted by Rock Steady at 11:41 AM PST - 4 comments

Gift Stethoscope for pets.

Can anyone recommend a good animal stethoscope? I'd like to get a nice one for a friend who is graduating from a veterinary tech program, so a nice, high-end one, not a typical office one. Something under a couple hundred dollars preferably. Mail order, or a shop in Chicago would be best.
posted by crush-onastick at 11:33 AM PST - 3 comments

Organic/IPM supplier in Eastern Washington?

Organic/IPM supplies purveyor in Eastern Washington: I cannot for the life of me remember the name of this great place that I used to order from. I believe they were located in Yakima or Wenatchee, and had a name like "Bio-Ag," only that's not it. Google has failed me, and I have a feeling this may stump even AskMe, but I really really need to find these guys again! [more inside]
posted by HotToddy at 11:32 AM PST - 1 comment

Antique Furniture Experts: Bought a Mission-style rocker, wondering more about it, photos included.

Antique Furniture Experts: Bought a Mission-style Rocker, want to know more about it. [more inside]
posted by MMALR at 11:08 AM PST - 4 comments

emptying an ipod

Does anyone know how to totally clear out an iPod, essentially returning it to 'factory settings'? I have an older iPod I wanted to give to someone, but the issue is my computer won't locate the iPod (I had it synced to another computer that has since died), or tells it's not authorized. Is there a way for example to clear it out from the ipod itself?
posted by dearleader at 11:07 AM PST - 5 comments

I need your tastiest Indian lamb recipes.

I need your tastiest Indian lamb recipes. I have about 3 lb. of lamb cubes & I'm looking to make something Indian with it. I have all of the common Indian spices & I've had success making Biryani but I want to stretch my wings a little further. So what can I make to make my tummy happy?
posted by scalefree at 11:05 AM PST - 12 comments

Surrealist collage artist(s)?

ArtFilter: Looking for the name of an early 20th (late 19th?) century artist known for manipulated photo/engraving collage... [more inside]
posted by JoanArkham at 11:01 AM PST - 3 comments

Things to do in London - 22nd April 2009

Short notice - what's happening on the evening of Wednesday 22nd April 2009 in London that is good, interesting and would be a good place to take someone? [more inside]
posted by nedrichards at 10:57 AM PST - 9 comments

insufficient permissions error with OS X

Insufficient permissions error preventing copying files to NAS USB dongle based server from OS X machine [more inside]
posted by spyke23 at 10:52 AM PST - 2 comments

Give me your tired, your poor laptops yearning to breathe free.

Help me take a forlorn old gateway laptop and transform it into a sleek new multimedia monster. Or something. [more inside]
posted by googly at 10:46 AM PST - 8 comments

How should I deal with my Alzheimer's father?

How should I deal with my Alzheimer's father? I have had problems with my father going back ages. He has been verbally, emotionally, and physically abusive to not only me, but my sibling and mother as well. I had almost convinced my mom to leave him when he got Alzheimer's, and now we're stuck caring for him. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:40 AM PST - 18 comments

What are some safe, non-addictive drugs that have the same positive side effects of Vicodin?

What are some safe, non-addictive drugs that have the same positive side effects of Vicodin? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:40 AM PST - 22 comments

Looking for something similar to HP Web Smart Clipbook

HP used to have a piece of software called "Smart Web Printing" or something. It essentially allowed you to yank multiple pieces of text and media from different websites and put them all on a single page for easy printing. However, it stopped working when Firefox 3 came out and there's no indication of continued development. Is there a similar extension available? I miss my clip book!
posted by GilloD at 10:37 AM PST - 3 comments

A Momentus Hard Drive Decision

Do any retailers have the Seagate Momentus 7200.4 hard drive in stock? If not, should I just give up and buy a 5400.6? [more inside]
posted by alms at 10:21 AM PST - 6 comments

Overly-sensitive or should SO have said sorry?

Am I being overly-sensitive regarding my boyfriend accidentally breaking my car door and not apologizing? [more inside]
posted by hollygirl at 10:18 AM PST - 42 comments

Pump Up The PSA

Do you remember a late 80's anti-drug PSA that was a short film entirely set to the M/A/R/R/S song "Pump Up The Volume"? Was this a national ad? Can it be found anywhere online? More details inside... [more inside]
posted by arniec at 10:12 AM PST - 2 comments

It's alive!

Help me make automatons. [more inside]
posted by Number Used Once at 10:10 AM PST - 3 comments

Ordering from an online pharmacy

Logistically, what are some things I should be aware of when ordering from an online pharmacy (for delivery into the U.S.)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:09 AM PST - 8 comments

Does anyone know of commercially-available software that can search audio files or streams for specific words?

Does anyone know of commercially-available software that can search audio files or streams for specific words? [more inside]
posted by GhostintheMachine at 10:00 AM PST - 2 comments

Job Searching Websites

I know there are a bunch of job search websites out there like Career Builder, Monster and Indeed and all that other crap. I was just wondering if there are any other good ones out there that may have popped up recently that may not be as well known as the usual sites.
posted by zzazazz at 9:56 AM PST - 13 comments

Why do CDs and DVDs come in different case sizes?

Why do CDs and DVDs come in different case sizes?
posted by micahmertes at 9:29 AM PST - 17 comments

FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: Check this out! LOL

Should I try to take back our Exchange server from the inappropriate uses? [more inside]
posted by Liver at 9:27 AM PST - 39 comments

What do you mean it's just a phase?

Please point me to some examples of people/characters imploring their future selves not to forget, diminish, or dismiss the experiences of the present self. [more inside]
posted by Beardman at 9:27 AM PST - 21 comments

Submit story just before deadline?

I would like to submit a short story to literary journals whose reading period ends April 30. Obviously, they will receive the story just before deadline. Am I wasting my time and opportunity doing this? Should I wait until the submission period reopens, usually September or October?
posted by uans at 9:10 AM PST - 9 comments

How do the stimulus funds get to where they're going?

Stimulus filter: Help me understand how the funds get to where they're going. [more inside]
posted by shotgunbooty at 9:06 AM PST - 4 comments

Meet our bathroom: the money pit.

Troubleshooting a weekend bathroom remodel: sealing a freshly painted tub and removing stains from said paint. [more inside]
posted by siclik at 8:57 AM PST - 2 comments

Cool it now!

Help me control the intense heat radiating through my living room windows! Reflective film? Curtains? [more inside]
posted by gnutron at 8:43 AM PST - 19 comments

Seeking differences between American English and English English around 1776 - 1815

England and America, two countries separated by a common language. Check. What I'm looking for are resources that cover the differences in spoken English (accent, syntax, diction, catch-phrases - it's all good) between the two countries circa 1776-1815. [more inside]
posted by IndigoJones at 8:15 AM PST - 9 comments

What helps after a suicide?

How can I help a suicide's widow? A dear friend committed suicide yesterday. My husband and I were notified by a mutual friend because the dead man thought of my husband as a friend (one of his few, I think). His partner (they never married) is staying with some closer friends for now. My question is: What can I/we do to help her? [more inside]
posted by dbmcd at 8:10 AM PST - 17 comments

Value of elevator access in four-story building

[Posting for a friend] What is the value, monthly, of having elevator access to a fourth-floor residence? [more inside]
posted by smich at 8:07 AM PST - 7 comments

How to get money to improve home

What are my options for borrowing money for home improvement? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:02 AM PST - 8 comments

Looking for great auto racing films

Can you recommend good auto racing films? [more inside]
posted by kuperman at 7:59 AM PST - 25 comments

What's going on in my stomach?

YANMD, but I have a strange pain in my gut. It's been hanging around for years and years, coming and going, and I'm curious if anyone has any idea. [more inside]
posted by kbanas at 7:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Where can I get golf lessons in Toronto?

Where can I take beginner golf lessons in Toronto? [more inside]
posted by jmmpangaea at 7:33 AM PST - 1 comment

do I stay in Dublin or branch out to other places?

5 days in/around/near Dublin: What to do & where to go for the best time possible? [more inside]
posted by mustcatchmooseandsquirrel at 7:33 AM PST - 8 comments

Stupid bronchitis, what is it NOW?

I'm spitting up black stuff, but not in pain. Gross details inside. [more inside]
posted by Eudaimonia at 7:13 AM PST - 9 comments

Recommend News Blogs

JournalismFilter: Please recommend good blogs/online columns by individual reporters. [more inside]
posted by billtron at 7:12 AM PST - 4 comments

Learning about already awarded grant money?

How can I learn more about the grant money my lab already has? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:53 AM PST - 17 comments

What are the limit of times to buy iTunes email gift card through iTunes store?

Are there limits of how many times to buy iTunes email gift through iTunes store (do not get confused with price limit)? It says "you have reached the limit for buying gift card." What do they mran of the limits? How to overcome the limit? Any trick (if possible)? Thanks
posted by omaralarifi at 6:34 AM PST - 1 comment

The route to better transcription

Looking for your transcription hints and tips! [more inside]
posted by low_horrible_immoral at 6:19 AM PST - 6 comments

Online Payments

I need to build something that allows a client to make credit card payments to my client. I want to use Authorize.net as the gateway but im not sure what backend i should use - a modified opencart or something similar. I DONT want to use paypal, blinksale, etc. as its not so much 'invoice' based but more of a method of sending funds. This thread is very similar but no dice. [more inside]
posted by AMP583 at 6:13 AM PST - 2 comments

I don't want to do this anymore - help me automate it!

In Excel, is there an easy (i.e. free) way to cross-reference new spreadsheet entries with another workbook to ensure there are no duplicates? [more inside]
posted by downing street memo at 5:24 AM PST - 8 comments

sound like wow?

hey, does this sound like a "wow"?
posted by defmute at 5:03 AM PST - 7 comments

I can't hear you!

How do hotels soundproof their rooms? [more inside]
posted by amicamentis at 3:52 AM PST - 18 comments

Why are sofas dumped beside the road always missing the cushions?

Why are sofas dumped beside the road always missing the cushions? [more inside]
posted by Zaire at 3:49 AM PST - 19 comments

Distinct written and spoken languages

Are there any human cultures, past or present, which have developed completely (or largely) distinct spoken and written languages? [more inside]
posted by nthdegx at 2:29 AM PST - 22 comments

Suggestions for comedy songs to sing at the piano

I'd like to learn some more comedy songs to sing at the piano along the lines of Hugh Laurie's Mystery. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by chrismear at 2:20 AM PST - 20 comments

April 19

How to easily convert DVD's to AVI

I'm moving around a lot. Tired of dragging movie DVD's around. Not looking to make an iso copy (i.e. DVDShrink). Too much disk space. ~750MB avi's would be more ideal, but even as a software developer the options I've Googled are confusing. Is there a simple (i.e.1-button) DVD to AVI converter?
posted by hungrysquirrels at 11:53 PM PST - 20 comments

What new academic texts are strange and challenging?

What's the new, strange and exciting writing in the humanities? [more inside]
posted by Kattullus at 10:27 PM PST - 16 comments

Really long distance anniversary gift?

What is a good, relatively cheap, long-distance anniversary gift to give to someone on the other side of the world? We talk on skype, but I think it'd be nice to actually get her something. [more inside]
posted by zinge at 9:33 PM PST - 9 comments

Patio furniture from Bottle Rocket

I'm watching the movie Bottle Rocket and spotted some kick-ass patio furniture. Help me track it down please! [more inside]
posted by phoeniciansailor at 9:24 PM PST - 4 comments

Parallel Plastic Tubes

What is this series of tubes? [more inside]
posted by Tube at 9:19 PM PST - 8 comments

a great school for the recording arts

I am currently looking to further my education in the recording arts. Does anyone know of an affordable, yet accredited program?
posted by konono at 8:21 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me avoid smelling like a hacky sack all-star.

I'd like to start using more natural bath and body products, but I don't want to smell like flowers or hippies. [more inside]
posted by Roman Graves at 7:58 PM PST - 28 comments

Do Iranians litter?

Is Iran cleaner than Iraq? [more inside]
posted by atchafalaya at 7:04 PM PST - 20 comments

Beatles cover song identification

Who sang the cover of the Beatles song 'Do You Want to Know a Secret?' where the lyrics were replaced with Japanese words and company names like sushi, jvc, sony and subaru?
posted by machaus at 6:51 PM PST - 7 comments

Help troubleshoot a commercial Whirlpool washer!

Help me troubleshoot the semi-new (and non-operational) washer in our apartment building. [more inside]
posted by proj at 6:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Songs describing major life events?

I hope someone will help me out. I'm working n a semi-biographical music mix for a friend of mine, but I'm having trouble coming up with a few songs for some big life events. [more inside]
posted by virtualcourtney at 6:13 PM PST - 26 comments

What's your preferred site to get your FICO score?

What's your preferred method for getting your FICO score? [more inside]
posted by xotis at 5:36 PM PST - 13 comments

yeah i'm a "faget", what's it to you?

Oh boy. Anti-gay vandalism outside my apartment. What do I do about it? [more inside]
posted by yellowbinder at 5:34 PM PST - 36 comments

How to mix fonts?

How do you pick fonts that go well with one another? I recently decided to rewrite my resume, and I'm trying to decide what font to use for the body. My name, and the headings, are in Copperplate Gothic Bold. How do I find a second font for the body that will look good with Copperplate Gothic? Are there rules? A cheat sheet? Thanks
posted by LDL707 at 5:34 PM PST - 30 comments

How to detect RARs/EXEs hidden in JPGs?

I recently noticed a few poor-quality image files with suspiciously large file sizes that were uploaded to my public FTP server quite some time ago. They ended up being readable as WinRAR archives and contained some highly illegal content as well as what I suspect are viruses. The instructions for how to hide archives within JPGs is pretty well documented but I would like to know if there is some utility I can run that would scan all the files on my server and detect if any of them are more than they appear to be. Linux or Windows utilities would both work. Thanks
posted by anonymous at 5:23 PM PST - 11 comments

Care Package Recommendations?

Help me find some other items to send in a care package to Iraq? [more inside]
posted by nj_subgenius at 5:01 PM PST - 19 comments

Vow Renewal?

Are vow renewals sweet and romantic, or trashy attention grabs? Also: should we do it, and how? [more inside]
posted by arcticwoman at 4:41 PM PST - 34 comments

How does one abstractly describe a mix?

Is there a standard file format for abstractly describing audio or video mixes so that listeners have both the original audio files and the resulting remix and ideally can edit the remix directly? [more inside]
posted by jeffburdges at 3:41 PM PST - 6 comments

Things To Do In Virginia Beach

I'm heading down to Virginia Beach with some friends for a low-key bachelorette party this weekend. We have a beach house rented but no other plans. Help us find fun things to do! [more inside]
posted by fancypants at 3:19 PM PST - 3 comments

Avoiding "not available in your country" messages

I'm sick of "not available in your country" messages. What's the best workaround? I've tried looking for proxies but I can never seem to find a decent one and when I do find one that works (briefly) changing back and forth is a real pain. [more inside]
posted by alby at 3:16 PM PST - 10 comments

Breastfeeding and ADD meds. Any ideas?

Breastfeeding and ADD meds. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:40 PM PST - 12 comments

Where Is Good For A Beach Holiday?

Can Anyone Recommend a Good Beach Holiday? [more inside]
posted by Ruby Tuesday at 1:47 PM PST - 17 comments

How can I enjoy my deck without being swarmed by bugs?

How can I enjoy my deck without being swarmed by bugs? [more inside]
posted by Fleebnork at 1:21 PM PST - 20 comments

Looking for an ant game

Looking for a game where you trap ants with sticks. [more inside]
posted by frankie_stubbs at 1:08 PM PST - 4 comments

NO DON'T LOOK THERE OH SHIT

*ulp* Concealing vibrators. Help. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:03 PM PST - 22 comments

I don't understand the Republican Party

Please explain the Republican Party to me. [more inside]
posted by triggerfinger at 1:00 PM PST - 54 comments

Parking at EWR?

I need to get from Philly area to Newark Airport. I can drive, but airport parking is expensive. I will be gone for 9 days. Is there a better way? [more inside]
posted by whataboutben at 12:58 PM PST - 14 comments

The horror, the horror of weight loss

I can't stand calorie-counting (the meticulousness, worrying whenever I'm eating at a friend's house or having a business meeting at a restaurant), but I'm also awful with keeping portions (and hunger) in check. What the hell is wrong with me? Am I doomed to stay overweight until I can break one of these idiotic habits? Any tips to help make it easier? [more inside]
posted by Franklin76 at 12:43 PM PST - 51 comments

How many sunrises in 24 hours?

How many sunrises could you see in 24 hours? [more inside]
posted by muthecow at 12:36 PM PST - 28 comments

I have a mind like water, if by water you mean squirrel.

Please help me get organized. I have read far to many books and blogs about personal productivity and organization. I have tried practically every computer-based and web 2.0 application. I've tried GTD, Franklin-Covey, and my own home-brewed ideas, and while I seem to be able to take something good from them all, I can't seem to find a cohesive way of being and staying organized. I'm considering ditching some of the high-tech stuff for something simpler (paper), and I need some advice. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 12:24 PM PST - 15 comments

Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.

I need something rapidly (or not) prototyped, and have (very little, or) no idea where to start. [more inside]
posted by furnace.heart at 12:21 PM PST - 7 comments

I want TO HAVE bought stock!

Is there a stock market simulator that would let me "buy" stock at an arbitrary in the past and watch how that purchase would have affected my portfolio? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 12:14 PM PST - 4 comments

Silly rabbit, I said 'bus ad'

On MUNI and AcTransit buses here in the Bay Area, I've seen advertisements that had this wording:
Silly rabbit, I said 'bus ad'
What does that mean? Is it a reference to something? What are these ads even advertising?
posted by mulligan at 11:50 AM PST - 20 comments

make my lasagna taste less like a backyard

how can i rescue my broccoli lasagna? [more inside]
posted by Señor Pantalones at 11:46 AM PST - 17 comments

Bike Trainers for the unambitious

I'm need lots of information about bike trainers (for the non bike rider) [more inside]
posted by Unred at 10:04 AM PST - 8 comments

The "treble" with alto clef...

Violin-to-Viola: please help me with a sound, non-bad-habit-forming technique to read and play alto clef after 27 years of treble only. [more inside]
posted by ViolaGrinder at 10:03 AM PST - 20 comments

Where can I find metal locker identification numbers?

Where can I find metal number tags, like the ones you see on the front of school lockers? [more inside]
posted by printchick at 9:58 AM PST - 4 comments

Flash!

I can't view flash content on my aging ibook! Firefox and Safari both quit rendering any flash sites for me (ex. onion video.) I can't upgrade to the newest version as I'm running 10.3.9 and don't have the specs to run anything higher.
posted by elwoodwiles at 9:41 AM PST - 13 comments

Why would this MP3 play slowly in Audacity?

Why would an MP3 play at a significantly different speeds in Audacity and Windows media player, respectively? Specifically, Audacity is playing the file waaay to slow. [more inside]
posted by chocolate_butch at 9:29 AM PST - 4 comments

Restaurant Recommendations in Guelph?

Can you recommend a restaurant in Guelph, ON? [more inside]
posted by chudmonkey at 9:19 AM PST - 14 comments

Soccer ball in the kisser

How did they do this scene in The Office without actually breaking the woman's nose?
posted by mpls2 at 9:11 AM PST - 18 comments

Help me to stop my future career from taking over my life!

I need advice or a good book to read on how to (i)not let my career and continuing education take over my life and (ii) keep myself from being negatively transformed through stressful experiences. [more inside]
posted by sciencemandan at 9:10 AM PST - 7 comments

Mission: From pretty pictures to useful pictures

What are the best resources for me to look into if I want to create websites that support user-created information? [more inside]
posted by ttyn at 8:58 AM PST - 2 comments

What women's clothing stores can I start shopping at now that I've shrunk to an 18/20?

What women's clothing stores can I start shopping at now that I've shrunk to an 18/20? [more inside]
posted by booksherpa at 8:18 AM PST - 24 comments

Online collaboration tools.

Please help me identify online collaboration tools that might be appropriate for a national (USA) organization of (mostly) state agency staff. [more inside]
posted by mmahaffie at 7:13 AM PST - 2 comments

Help find me a business model

Is there a realistic business model in personal finance advice/coaching? [more inside]
posted by junger at 6:47 AM PST - 7 comments

At what age do your memories begin?

At what age do your memories begin? [more inside]
posted by Billegible at 6:25 AM PST - 78 comments

How to hear syncopation

How can I learn to hear something as syncopated? Whether it's Brahms or something from jazz, I have a tendency to hear things as being on the beat when they shouldn't be, and I have a hard time getting out of it. Suggestions?
posted by dicetumbler at 1:52 AM PST - 17 comments

Need a foundation that won't turn orange

Recommendations for not-too-expensive foundation that won't turn orange on my very pale ivory skin? [more inside]
posted by IndigoRain at 12:10 AM PST - 29 comments

April 18

Chicago clothing consultant?

How can I find a good sartorial consultant for a female lawyer in Chicago? [more inside]
posted by nat at 11:47 PM PST - 2 comments

What is the ideal CMS for a user-controlled directory?

What is the ideal CMS for a user-controlled directory? [more inside]
posted by carnival of animals at 11:28 PM PST - 5 comments

New to video editing, need hardware/software advice

I just purchased a Canon HV20 and am clueless as to the software I should use and the hardware requirements I'm looking at. [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 11:23 PM PST - 3 comments

Facebook Alternative

Are there any good alternatives to Facebook? Since a lot of people migrated from Myspace and Friendster to Facebook. It's a good time to speculate any hot alternatives to Facebook today.
posted by sanskrtam at 11:20 PM PST - 21 comments

Cheap beach near Tampa?

Decent (cough *CHEAP*) beach accommodations within a few hours' drive of Tampa, FL? [more inside]
posted by alleycat01 at 10:39 PM PST - 10 comments

How to choose a dentist

How do you go about choosing a dentist when you don't have any friends or family in the area who can recommend one for your specific problem? [more inside]
posted by frobozz at 10:15 PM PST - 21 comments

Running out of time to buy a suit.

LA/ClothingFilter: So I need a suit, which is a concern that has been discussed to death in previous threads. But the catch is that I need to be fitted by tomorrow afternoon (Sunday), and I need to pick it up by Monday at noon in Los Angeles. [more inside]
posted by SpringAquifer at 9:55 PM PST - 6 comments

I just can't agree with you, lady, but I don't know why

"Women are different than men. In a relationship, a man needs to be the one who takes care of a woman when she's angry, who tells her to calm down. A man needs to be more understanding than a woman, and a woman needs to be allowed to have her moods." Really? I'd like to call bullshit, but I don't quite know how. (Long explanation inside) [more inside]
posted by saysthis at 9:47 PM PST - 26 comments

Is there a good book about the Reagan administration out there?

Can anyone recommend a solidly researched and well-written book that critiques Ronald Reagan's administration? [more inside]
posted by orange swan at 9:31 PM PST - 9 comments

Laggy mouse problems

My wireless mouse movement has been really choppy and erratic lately. [more inside]
posted by WilliamWallace at 9:07 PM PST - 10 comments

Shooting video in the dark on a budget

Please help me prepare for taking video in the dark next month! I know very little about taking video and I need help preparing for an event where I won't have any second chances for re-shooting. [more inside]
posted by segatakai at 8:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me choose a musical instrument to learn!

Help me choose a musical instrument to learn! [more inside]
posted by btkuhn at 7:48 PM PST - 33 comments

Help me decode some medieval Latin

Latin scholars, please help with the translation of this wonky medieval titulus [more inside]
posted by RedReplicant at 7:36 PM PST - 6 comments

A book for coping with stress?

Recommendations for a book on coping / handling stress? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:25 PM PST - 7 comments

LLC for freelancing?

How do I prepare myself for freelancing with regard to taxes? [more inside]
posted by the matching mole at 6:53 PM PST - 11 comments

How to get rid of quirks when using *2* EyeTV Hybrid tuners at once?

How to get rid of quirks when using *2* EyeTV Hybrid tuners at once? [more inside]
posted by Napoleonic Terrier at 6:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Am I supposed to like Rabbit Angstrom?

Am I supposed to like Rabbit Angstrom in Rabbit, Run? [more inside]
posted by learn to read at 6:13 PM PST - 13 comments

Get people caffeine-buzzed off of my cookies

How do I get caffeine into my cookies? [more inside]
posted by rachaelfaith at 6:07 PM PST - 20 comments

Morning raga at night?

I know that ragas are associated with certain times of the day. I also know that at least some classical Indian musicians—Ravi Shankar and Ali Akbar Khan, e.g.—have no compunctions about playing a morning raga at night. Why is that? Or, can someone expand on what it means for a raga to be a "morning" raga?
posted by bricoleur at 5:31 PM PST - 1 comment

Replacement eyeglasses 1.67 Super Thin High-Index Lenses

What happens to my eyeglass lenses overtime? [more inside]
posted by boby at 4:36 PM PST - 19 comments

T-shirt designer for less?

Who are some really good t-shirt designers who are accessible to people with less than $2000 of starting capital? Finding the printing is the easy part. I need someone who can make the file first. Designers with a storefront set-up would be especially helpful. [more inside]
posted by parmanparman at 3:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Shiny music, Cap'n!

So, I'm running a Firefly/Serenity roleplaying game and I'm looking for recommendations for some suitable background music... [more inside]
posted by timpollard at 3:45 PM PST - 22 comments

YACPQ

Yet another cell phone question! [more inside]
posted by imjustsaying at 3:14 PM PST - 5 comments

She's sweeet, but her cereal shouldn't be...

Looking for a low-sugar (diabetic friendly) oat-based cereal with "mass" to it, preferably flakes of some sort. [more inside]
posted by GJSchaller at 2:38 PM PST - 12 comments

Rust on my Thing

I need advice on taking care of rust on a Volkswagen! [more inside]
posted by Brocktoon at 2:14 PM PST - 11 comments

Should I report this car damage?

How much is avoiding reporting car camage to the insurance company worth in terms of out-of-pocket repairs? [more inside]
posted by Justinian at 2:12 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me find a robot sex comic

I read a robot sex comic a couple months ago and now I can't find it. [more inside]
posted by Dr. Send at 2:09 PM PST - 5 comments

Holy Rotten Baby Teeth, Batman

My three year old just had his filling break off (or fall out) his front tooth a mere seven days after having a dental procedure. Needless to say, it looks AWFUL. Is there some dental technique I should ask my dentist about to get something that will provide a more permanent(ish) solution until his adult teeth come in? Lots more below. [more inside]
posted by swilkerson at 1:50 PM PST - 15 comments

Play me a song, you're the piano man...

PianoFilter: So, it's a bit embarrassing, but I'm a music grad student, and I can't play piano. Now, I'm coming upon my piano proficiency test in a few weeks, and I'm panicking. I need to play and memorize two piano bits in hymn style (bass notes in left hand, melody/chords in right), and I just can't seem to make it all work. Help? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 1:37 PM PST - 14 comments

It's like a sandblaster.

Will our high water pressure work well with a low-flow shower head? [more inside]
posted by WowLookStars at 1:32 PM PST - 6 comments

Store Window Advertising 2.0

Which hardware and software to use to display ads on screens in store windows? [more inside]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:27 PM PST - 7 comments

Is a cell phone gateway what we need, and have you used one you would recommend?

Is a cell phone gateway what we need, and have you used one you would recommend? [more inside]
posted by geeky at 1:23 PM PST - 3 comments

Time traveling as a tactical move?

Looking for science fiction movies/TV shows in which a military force (consisting of aliens or humans, good or evil) has tactically used time travel as a means to win a war. [more inside]
posted by np312 at 1:03 PM PST - 16 comments

This is going to warp me, isn't it.

So my girlfriend burst into tears after sex. Is that, uh, typical? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:57 PM PST - 30 comments

XYZ from 3d?

XYZ coordinate grid from 3d file? [more inside]
posted by ian1977 at 12:10 PM PST - 8 comments

Please identify this music used in "Topsy-Turvy"

In the movie "Topsy-Turvy," what is the sprightly march-like music that leads into the oyster lunch scene? I can't get it out of my head; it's been my earworm since February. I posted this question on the IMDb message boards, with no results.
posted by BostonTerrier at 12:09 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me identify this scary-ass music!

Anyone have any idea what the scary-ass music is being used in this clip, from about eight minutes on? [more inside]
posted by incomple at 11:58 AM PST - 2 comments

Text-Message-Sized Love Notes

My SO and I have completely opposite work schedules, so often the only way we can communicate for days at a time is through notes and text messages. I'm looking for cute and unique little poems and phrases to send him throughout the day to send him. My favorite examples are inside: [more inside]
posted by chara at 11:33 AM PST - 12 comments

Speed suck

Recent Mac software update crippled my online speed/connection. [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 11:26 AM PST - 5 comments

What do you do, aside from your regular day job, to bring in extra streams of revenue?

What do you do, aside from your regular day job, to bring in extra streams of revenue? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:25 AM PST - 27 comments

Moving to the Canada's capital city.

Moving to Ottawa in the Fall. Looking for some apartment/ neighborhood/ living-in-the-area advice - anecdotes welcome! [more inside]
posted by tybeet at 11:18 AM PST - 12 comments

Duvet

Potential buyer's remorse over a duvet - help me decide! [more inside]
posted by stenoboy at 11:09 AM PST - 15 comments

Granada Spain

I am planning a first trip to Grenada Spain in May, and wonder about recommendations for off- the- beaten- track restaurants, unique cafes, jazz bars etc. Also, any info on fiber and wool shops would be most helpful. Feel free to mention anything unique or worthwhile. Thank you.
posted by frizelli at 10:50 AM PST - 1 comment

National blame

Can you give me examples of things that nations traditionally blames each other for? For example "Creme Anglais"/"French Custard" or "French Leave"/"filer à l'anglaise"...
posted by twine42 at 10:44 AM PST - 19 comments

How do I spin my grad school experience into desirable work skills?

How do I spin my grad school experience into desirable work skills? [more inside]
posted by futureisunwritten at 10:40 AM PST - 10 comments

Card games for three?

My wife and a friend of ours like to play cards, but we don't know many good three person card games. Does anyone have any suggestions for good card games for three people?
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 10:36 AM PST - 32 comments

Help me stop forgetting my apartment keys

What is a sure-fire way to stop forgetting my keys when I leave the apartment? I've locked myself out three times this week already. Do you have any memory tricks or something similar that you employ to stop this from happening?
posted by anonymous at 9:58 AM PST - 51 comments

Silicone smell in condo

What is the cause of the slightly silicone/leathery/car interior smell in my condo? [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 9:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Seeking Sterling's "Poor people love their cellphones" talk

I am looking for audio, video, or, ideally, a transcription of Bruce Sterling's “Poor folk love their cellphones!” talk at SXSW 2009. Virginia Heffernan alludes to it here but I can't find a full version of it anywhere. Bruce? You reading this?
posted by everichon at 9:27 AM PST - 3 comments

my laptop isn't dirty, its thirsty.

spilled wine on the corner of my laptop, everything works, but there's a small "permanent" stain just on the LCD display! [more inside]
posted by yonation at 9:08 AM PST - 1 comment

final resting place?

Okay, my girlfriend, while walking the dog, found 3 odd boxes... [more inside]
posted by Max Power at 8:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Sheriff vs. Slingshot - Help me find this movie!

Help me find this movie! Main clues are a sheriff vs. a guy with a slingshot (more inside) ... [more inside]
posted by thermonuclear.jive.turkey at 8:10 AM PST - 2 comments

CBT therapist in nyc

Looking for a good CBT therapist in nyc who takes GHI insurance? Any recommendations?
posted by skowtz at 8:05 AM PST - 1 comment

Printer troubles

I have a Canon Smartbase printer which only prints every other line of a text document. I've tried it with Word and Wordpad. Any ideas?
posted by Andy Harwood at 7:38 AM PST - 2 comments

Please help us get to longwood to visit friends!

Anyone have any tips on taking public transportation with an infant? Bonus for Boston-centric and the T-based green line? [more inside]
posted by Nanukthedog at 6:42 AM PST - 18 comments

Fun things to do with a server on a slow link?

What cool/geeky/fun/useful things can you do with a Linux-running server (no GUI, on 24/7) that has a very fast CPU but a very slow internet connection?
posted by Mwongozi at 6:42 AM PST - 8 comments

Making the jump into the 21st century

Why do we need a landline? [more inside]
posted by mds35 at 6:35 AM PST - 43 comments

What sort of prevention can I put in place to prevent internal fraud and maximize transparency in a small business?

What sort of prevention can I put in place to prevent internal fraud and maximize transparency in a small business? [more inside]
posted by willy_dilly at 6:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Merrily, merrily, merrily

MusicFilter: There's "Row, row, row your boat" and then there's...? [more inside]
posted by jammy at 6:17 AM PST - 28 comments

You sewed what to my face?

My sister claims she once saw a movie from the 70's about a woman whose mouth was disfigured in an accident and the plastic surgeon basically transplanted her vaginal lips to her face. Is this a real movie or is my sister pulling my leg? My Google-fu and IMDB-fu has failed me big time.
posted by cropshy at 5:17 AM PST - 14 comments

Money down under!

Personal accounting help please? Australian with PAYG, Superannuation, and so on. [more inside]
posted by Basalisk at 4:36 AM PST - 1 comment

Help with autonumbering in Word2007, please!

How do I number individual tables in Word2007? (I don't mean numbering cells, or inserting captions). The numbering on my dissertation is now all screw up! [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 2:49 AM PST - 8 comments

City Children need Nature too

How can I teach my child, who lives in the city, about nature? [more inside]
posted by twoleftfeet at 2:40 AM PST - 17 comments

How to visit a bar alone?

How can I meet people in bars or coffeehouses? Platonic or otherwise. [more inside]
posted by rwatson at 1:09 AM PST - 25 comments

April 17

Otis Again

How to make a theatrical version of the Star Trek doors that can be operated by one person using only one rope. Must be able to both open and close. [more inside]
posted by cloeburner at 11:31 PM PST - 16 comments

Help making a mixtape of female fronted queer punk?

Help me make a mixtape of female fronted queer punk? I'm making a mixtape of female fronted queer punk and I need some suggestions of bands or songs. [more inside]
posted by crustix at 10:12 PM PST - 28 comments

Fuzzy Fate?

My left eye is dead. I just discovered that my left eye doesn't work well. Everything looks blurry at every distance. I can't easily read a book with it, or read a digital clock on the wall. I didn't realize it because my right eye is still OK, and was compensating in focusing things. [more inside]
posted by fucker at 10:12 PM PST - 38 comments

scanner pen recommendations

My husband has been wondering about getting an OCR scanner pen. There have been a few questions before on this topic, but the technology may have moved on, and he has some specific needs. [more inside]
posted by jb at 8:45 PM PST - 13 comments

Travel advice: Ecuador

EcuadorFilter: So many questions, so little time. [more inside]
posted by madokachan at 8:45 PM PST - 7 comments

Bathing Suits for Busty Girls

Big Boob Filter: Where in LA can I find a swimsuit to cover my 36Gs? [more inside]
posted by ValkoSipuliSuola at 8:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Socializing while Housebound

How can I lure people to my house when I don't know them? [more inside]
posted by tejolote at 8:28 PM PST - 11 comments

chad vangaalen's echo trian

does anyone know the guitar chords/ tab for Chad Vangaalen's echo train? PLease....
posted by madmamasmith at 8:20 PM PST - 3 comments

What's the right way to offer to purchase a short sale home in Arizona?

What's the right way to offer to purchase a short sale home in Arizona? [more inside]
posted by gummo at 8:19 PM PST - 4 comments

What is it?

I'm watching a zydeco band right now. The bass line is being played on a stand up bass. While the neck is still there, the body has been replaced by some sort of tripod. Does this beast have a name?
posted by Pants! at 8:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Good Hotels in Ashland, Oregon?

What are some good, clean, modestly priced hotels in Ashland, Oregon? [more inside]
posted by Janey Complainy at 8:01 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me get my dad back

My normally confident/upbeat dad recently went through a major surgery and has come out with his morale/confidence destroyed. Help me talk to him. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:33 PM PST - 15 comments

Easter Monday in Italy

Italy the week after Easter: deserted or still a mob scene? Help us save our honeymoon from the herds of the faithful. [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 7:33 PM PST - 7 comments

sweater!

Sweaterfilter: Men's side button collar sweater. Buttons from the shoulder to the neck. Saw them everywhere in France. Can't find them ANYWHERE online. Why are they so hard to find?
posted by leotrotsky at 7:28 PM PST - 8 comments

help me build a market booth

I want to help my wife build a small market booth for selling her art. It needs to be about 4x4 feet in size. It also needs to be portable so that she can set it up on her own and fit it into the back of a station wagon. [more inside]
posted by diode at 7:25 PM PST - 8 comments

Four Bulgarians and the great American roadtrip.

Help me plan a family road trip from Houston, TX to Seattle, WA. How to get a cheaper rental car, should we go to Monument Valley, and a bunch of other questions. [more inside]
posted by halogen at 7:05 PM PST - 11 comments

Bob Probert Knockout T-shirt

Help me find the Bob Probert knockout shirt sold at the Joe Louis arena many years ago. [more inside]
posted by specialagentwebb at 6:46 PM PST - 0 comments

In Dublin for the longest day...

Dear Askme-- it looks like I'm going to be at loose ends for one night in Dublin: Sunday, June 21st. Aside from a show by my countryman Neil Young, what else could I take in that evening? [more inside]
posted by jokeefe at 6:36 PM PST - 3 comments

Deinterlacing MPEG2 files.

How can I deinterlace the MPEG files I have from my PVR? [more inside]
posted by pompomtom at 6:19 PM PST - 11 comments

Ahh, the price you pay for individuality...

I got tattooed yesterday - great! - and just realised I can't wear a bra during the healing phase, and I need to go back to work... alternatives?? [more inside]
posted by sunshine arakhan at 6:15 PM PST - 22 comments

Road trip USA for Aussie noob

International Travel novice: What do I need to know that I don't know that I don't know? [more inside]
posted by b33j at 6:09 PM PST - 29 comments

Shadow stripe paper?

I'm looking for a type of heavy paper that may or may not exist. [more inside]
posted by meghosaurus at 6:06 PM PST - 5 comments

is this bait and switch or what

I bought a new car. I love it. I negotiated a deal that is fair and that I'm happy with. The dealership just called me and said they can't find financing at the terms we agreed to, and now I have to give the car back or renegotiate the terms. Can this be legal?! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:42 PM PST - 32 comments

Help My Dad Read His Way to Cured

Cancer Filter - My dad has leukemia and wants an inspiring non-religious book or two about positive thinking - suggestions? [more inside]
posted by DuckGirl at 5:28 PM PST - 10 comments

Mad Hatters Tea Party

Fine China Filter: I'm trying to find tea-cups with a very specific shape. It's a very old-fashioned type and while I can find individual examples, I can't find a set. Are there any experts in the house that can give me pointers? [more inside]
posted by ninazer0 at 5:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Averaging Home Values in Google Earth

GoogleEarthFilter: I have a bunch of addresses with the value of each house and want to average the values based on region. [more inside]
posted by thewestinggame at 4:20 PM PST - 5 comments

U-turn-u-like

I just over-disclosed to a work colleague - what now? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:18 PM PST - 29 comments

Looking for a comedy webisode series

I'm looking for well-produced comedy webisode series. "Dorm Life" is a prime example of a series I like. Mockumentary suggestions are appreciated. [more inside]
posted by mtphoto at 4:06 PM PST - 10 comments

Foot Met Mouth--Now What?

Re: Work Interview Etiquette. I messed up bad. I don't know what to do or if I should do anything. The scenario (names will be changed): [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Reading onscreen material as efficently as offscreen

How do I read online material more efficiently? [more inside]
posted by Bleusman at 3:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Where can I buy shochu in Vancouver?

Where can I buy good shochu in Vancouver? [more inside]
posted by Gortuk at 3:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Look, he compared Obama to the antichrist...

What do I do about my annoying coworker who talks conservative politics all the time? [more inside]
posted by threeturtles at 2:59 PM PST - 42 comments

A question about the V for Vendetta comic book

What was the name of a certain tv show and lead character from the V for Vendetta comic book? Was it mentioned in the movie? Can you quote me the lines from the comic book? [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:32 PM PST - 6 comments

I want to be the new sexman!

How do I create a YouTube channel to promote my business? [more inside]
posted by mooders at 2:30 PM PST - 3 comments

We need financial advice in San Francisco, for cheap

Can you recommend a very basic financial adviser in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 2:25 PM PST - 6 comments

What do pregnant women need but not know they want, in their first and second trimesters?

What's a good gift to get my sister who is in her first trimester? What about for her 2nd trimester? (we like to give each other gifts). [more inside]
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 2:05 PM PST - 10 comments

Santa Monica swimming teacher?

Santa Monica swimming teacher? My friend is 67, can't swim, is terrified of the water, but wants to learn. Can you recommend someone who'd be right for this assignment?
posted by markcmyers at 2:04 PM PST - 4 comments

Should the NuForce Be With Me?

Thinking of buying the NuForce Icon Desktop Amplifier. Opinions, direct experience, alternative recommendations welcome. [more inside]
posted by spicynuts at 1:55 PM PST - 2 comments

Publish or perish?

How often are academics expected to publish? [more inside]
posted by angiep at 1:41 PM PST - 21 comments

Why can't I drink anymore?

Why can't I drink anymore? [more inside]
posted by diogenes at 12:58 PM PST - 25 comments

What is Wrong with his Penis?

A friend of mine showed me his penis with some concern. I don't think it's anything, but there were two dark brown freckle-looking things on the tip that probably weren't there before, and he claims to feel strange. Does anyone have any idea what this could be, or if it could be something alarming? The freckles are just minor discolourations and are not raised. Thank you. Prompt responses are appreciated!
posted by howgenerica at 12:51 PM PST - 17 comments

Looking for Short-Sleeve Shirts w/ a Straight Shirttail

A few years ago, I bought a pair of short-sleeve button-ups from J.Crew that have a straight shirttail on them. I'm rather untuck inclined, especially when things get warm., and would love to buy more shirts like them. Who makes a quality, non-tropical version? [more inside]
posted by boombot at 12:46 PM PST - 5 comments

The future's so bright...

Where can I purchase reflective/mirrored, polarized plano lenses (online) for having inserted into (pre-existing) sunglasses frames...?
posted by TigerMoth at 12:31 PM PST - 2 comments

is there more to the ending of Event Horizon?

is there more to the ending of Event Horizon? [more inside]
posted by matt755811 at 12:29 PM PST - 5 comments

A case of mistaken definitions?

What the f*ck is a hobknocker? Sounds dirty but was apparently used on a kids show... [more inside]
posted by radioamy at 12:27 PM PST - 11 comments

I think I broke my python installation on Mac OSX 10.5

I think I broke my python installation on Mac OSX 10.5 [more inside]
posted by neilkod at 12:15 PM PST - 3 comments

A sticky situation

Removing stubborn masking tape from aluminum? [more inside]
posted by mosk at 12:10 PM PST - 15 comments

Finding jobs for 14-16 year olds

Help me help my son find work this summer... [more inside]
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 11:58 AM PST - 25 comments

How can I get google maps to display location AND other data?

Google mapmaking question: I've successfully geocoded a list of service organizations, uploaded the kml file to google maps and produced a great map showing where these organizations are. Yay! Now, I'd like to know what it would take to have the map also display another variable - the organizations' productivity. For example, for an organization produced below 80%, their map icon marker would be red, if above 120% it would be blue, or whatever, i.e., that the change in an attribute of the marker would be triggered by a data point. Is this easy or complicated? If complicated, what are some references that would help me figure it out? [more inside]
posted by jasper411 at 11:57 AM PST - 3 comments

Where is the website to test for the CMS of a website?

I have lost my bookmark! I am trying to find a website that gives information about a typed-in URL. Once you submitted the URL, it immediately returned technical information about the site. It might have been SEO related, but the most useful feature was that it was able to tell you the CMS the site was on (assuming it was a fairly commonly used CMS.) Does anyone know the site I am referring to?
posted by jacobw at 11:50 AM PST - 3 comments

Flip or Flop?

Purchasing a fix and flip. Just had the inspection. Totally freaking out. [more inside]
posted by shew at 11:38 AM PST - 21 comments

advice on reinstalling xp from i386 folder

I want to reinstall xp but i dont have an xp disc. Can I just click on winnt32.exe? [more inside]
posted by jcwilliams at 11:36 AM PST - 3 comments

What would you carry to the colo?

What tools and equipment do your carry with you to the datacenter / colo when it's time to work on your servers? [more inside]
posted by jenkinsEar at 11:27 AM PST - 13 comments

Best albums of 2008

What were the best albums of 2008? [more inside]
posted by Who_Am_I at 11:26 AM PST - 49 comments

Based on a true story...sorta

Screenplay filter: Legal ramifications regarding "based on a true story" or "ripped from the headlines" films. [more inside]
posted by Oriole Adams at 11:20 AM PST - 4 comments

Comic Book Question

Comic Book Filter. Help, my wife has 2000+ comic books from the 80's & 90's...all your favorites - Superman, Batman, Green Lantern. How do we get them appraised or sell them? [more inside]
posted by mikedelic at 11:20 AM PST - 11 comments

How much do you pay a Buddhist officiant?

How much should of a donation should we give to the Buddhist temple for our wedding service? [more inside]
posted by bobbyno at 11:15 AM PST - 5 comments

Need a book recommendation for J2EE

I'd like to learn more about design patterns and designing a maintainable infrastructure for a J2EE web application. Do you have any book recommendations?
posted by smurdah at 10:46 AM PST - 3 comments

Only New Entries In Delicious RSS Feeds For Tags

Can I filter out previously posted URIs from a delicious RSS feed for a specific tag? [more inside]
posted by Brian Puccio at 10:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Half Cat, Half Gopher.

I'm seeking a good pest repellant for a houseplant -- except, that "pest" in question has four feet and says "meow." [more inside]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:27 AM PST - 21 comments

New Mac Setup

OK, so my new Mac will arrive next week. Can power users fill me in on best practices for setting it up? [more inside]
posted by Admiral Haddock at 9:56 AM PST - 16 comments

Harry Dresden, Repairman Jack, Felix Castor, then?

I'm looking for some book recommendations: Urban fantasy stories featuring investigators vs the supernatural. [more inside]
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:38 AM PST - 43 comments

Ich möchte ein Fernsehen, bitte!

Where can I find a cheap, tiny TV in NRW, Germany? [more inside]
posted by ElectricBlue at 9:32 AM PST - 4 comments

I know I won't need the kitchen sink, but what *do* I need?

Visiting London on a budget and confused about logistics. How do I plan and pack? [more inside]
posted by theraflu at 9:31 AM PST - 6 comments

What music keeps you going and going and going asking for another hill to come?

[exhausted-athlete-music-filter] What songs will carry you up any hill? [more inside]
posted by mathiu at 9:20 AM PST - 52 comments

Subways! Maps! Intruiging namelessness!

I've made the greatest site on the internet, now it needs a name! Cue cards feature: subways, minutes, maps [more inside]
posted by soma lkzx at 9:03 AM PST - 48 comments

Apple Powerbook Powersupply Woes

Received a replacement power supply for my Powerbook G4 today. The Apple power supply stats are "Input: AC 100-240V 50/60HZ 1.5A Ouput: 24.5V === 2.65A" The replacement supply reads "Input: 100-240V ~ 2.0A, 50-60HZ Ouput: 15-24V === 4.3A & 75W MAX". Is the new power supply incompatible with my Powerbook? [more inside]
posted by jofuu at 9:03 AM PST - 4 comments

Pixie Pop 'Plosion.

Manic Pixie Dream Music: Once again I must step outside my beloved genres to find music for an event that's all about Sparkles! Glitter! and Pixies! Need suggestions for happy, twinkly, fairy music. The more tooth-achingly pop-y the better. "The Magic Position" by Patric Wolf would be a good example. [more inside]
posted by The Whelk at 9:01 AM PST - 30 comments

Painting like Pewter?

My grandmother is looking for a way to paint metal and/or wooden objects to make them look like they are pewter (or nickel plated). What's the easiest way for her to achieve this effect? Bonus points for grandma-friendly techniques.
posted by jgee at 8:56 AM PST - 12 comments

Mini Romantic/Relaxing Vacation Ideas for a Couple?

Mini Vacation Ideas for a Couple? We've looking for a nice long weekend escape from the city. Something relaxing and serene away from the usual. [more inside]
posted by lwclec072 at 8:47 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me get to know my grill better.

I want to understand how to use my charcoal grill better. What are your awesome grilling tips for charcoal grills? [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 8:46 AM PST - 14 comments

More Cheshire than I know what to do with

What do I do with all of this Cheshire cheese? [more inside]
posted by aramaic at 8:35 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I deal with a death threat I received in error?

I received a FB message from someone I don't know who is a member of the US military. The message contained a death threat he wanted me to pass on to someone else, also unknown to me. Who, besides Facebook, should I contact about this?
posted by ausernamenooneelsehas at 8:00 AM PST - 21 comments

Is it broken?

Does the DTV box need to be returned? We've got the DTV converter box. We've got channels that have switched and channels that have not. So the DTV box gets turned on and off. Here's the thing, when switching on it is taking 4 or 5 times of off/on sequences before it finally goes.
posted by notned at 7:58 AM PST - 2 comments

Copyright and Performance

What sort of copyright protection do performers (burlesque, specifically, but any stage performance works) have? What about tribute acts? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 6:37 AM PST - 21 comments

How to land a part-time college teaching job

I've got an MPA and want to find a part-time teaching gig at a Community College or the like. I need some advice on a few things. [more inside]
posted by Shohn at 6:23 AM PST - 6 comments

You don't have to come to the shindig, ya know

We know where we want to get married, but the bride to be's parents don't like our preferred location [more inside]
posted by orville sash at 6:12 AM PST - 51 comments

Should I expect a payment for the option rights to my book?

I've had a book published and been approached by a film producer wanting to option the film rights to the book. He's sent a draft agreement but there is no fee involved. When I questioned this the response was that this was standard practice for a book that is 'not a known branded property'. I gotta be honest me and my book are about as unknown as its possible to be but should I still expect some sort of fee for this.
posted by wggrace at 5:17 AM PST - 30 comments

No more two or three whiskey sodas or glasses of wine.

Replacement for that lovely "brain: shut off" feeling one gets from drinking at the end of a long day? [more inside]
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 5:11 AM PST - 52 comments

Are expensive American undergraduate educations worth it for foreign students?

Is it worth it for a foreign parent to squeeze his budget to manage very expensive undergraduate educations for his children in elite American schools? [more inside]
posted by Mo Nickels at 4:44 AM PST - 28 comments

Belize recipes

We need to make an appetizer and a dessert from Belize (finger food preferable), or typical of Belize, and are having trouble finding good recipes. Does anyone know any tasty Belizean recipes?
posted by Marilyn Johnson at 4:05 AM PST - 4 comments

French music video with a guy in a pink bunny suit

Posting for someone else: I'm looking for the music video to a French dance track that might've been released sometime last year. There were no lyrics and there's an accordion sampled throughout. The video apparently consists of people throughout the world dancing to this on headphones and at some point there's a man in a pink bunny suit. Has anyone heard of this?
posted by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious at 2:22 AM PST - 3 comments

where is the best snorkeling in Baja?

Best snorkeling in a non-touristy area in Baja? [more inside]
posted by roxie110 at 12:28 AM PST - 3 comments

April 16

Unleaded or Regular?

[MythFilter]: Grandmothers always say never buy a dented can from the supermarket. Is there any truth to this today? [more inside]
posted by Funmonkey1 at 11:48 PM PST - 34 comments

Need professional TLC for an important old family photo

Can anyone recommend a photo restoration service in Toronto? My wife has a photo of her grandmother as a young woman in the 1920's that I'd like to have restored. I'm only interested in getting the actual photo cleaned up rather than a digital restoration. [more inside]
posted by bonobothegreat at 11:09 PM PST - 5 comments

Car column possible?

What resources are there for getting a car column into a local paper. [more inside]
posted by Groovytimes at 10:19 PM PST - 7 comments

Best bets for swing/lindy in DC

I'm going to be in DC at the beginning of May and need recommendations for a place to swing dance on a weeknight. [more inside]
posted by auntietennis at 9:42 PM PST - 5 comments

What lender should I pick for my student loans?

Which lender should I use for my government student loans? [more inside]
posted by amalgamator at 9:36 PM PST - 9 comments

Name that song: "I gave you extra cheddar"

Song identification filter: Presumably popular song: "I gave you extra chedda" in an R&B/rap song? [more inside]
posted by battlebison at 9:25 PM PST - 6 comments

Turning thousands of photos into billions of bits?

My dad has many thousands of photos in 35mm slide and print form (the output of 40 years as a photography hobbyist). He's looking for an archival-quality photo scanner that can handle both formats, as well as provide some degree of bulk-load automation. What should he get?
posted by killdevil at 9:04 PM PST - 14 comments

Beams and bolts and washers oh my!

Is this an acceptable construction technique in ironwork? [more inside]
posted by @homer at 9:02 PM PST - 24 comments

Learning languages..

What the best way to learn a new language yourself? [more inside]
posted by xm at 8:35 PM PST - 26 comments

Women's shoes for duck feet?

What kind of women's dress/business suit shoes work for duck feet? [more inside]
posted by NikitaNikita at 8:33 PM PST - 12 comments

DVD Shrink rips slower on my new Vista laptop! HALP!

Speeding up DVD Shrink ripping on my laptop? [more inside]
posted by wastelands at 8:23 PM PST - 19 comments

How to win HS election swing vote with school news advertisement?

Help me come up with a funny campaign ad targeted to high schoolers to clinch the Student Body President election. [more inside]
posted by seandq at 7:57 PM PST - 17 comments

I am not made of money and even if I was, it is illegal to sell body parts.

Crafting an effective complaint letter to Wells Fargo when technically, in the eyes of the law they are not at fault. (Relevant Details Follow) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 PM PST - 22 comments

How to get rid of a new roommate who, it turns out, has a rap sheet?

Just signed a 5 month lease with 4 roommates found on Craigslist, then found out one guy has a criminal record a mile long! How should I begin to deal with this so things don't get physically dangerous, or legally murky? [more inside]
posted by UrbanEye at 6:44 PM PST - 23 comments

Wire(less) me up, Scotty!

Wireless Filter: Internet is free in my apartment complex but our connection is crap. Help! [more inside]
posted by cachondeo45 at 6:20 PM PST - 8 comments

De-program me.

Please help me get rid of some toxic attitudes. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:17 PM PST - 31 comments

Careers in the dim future

I have some long term degenerative eye problems that may result in blindness over the next 10-20 years. What are some fields in which I could prosper despite this potential handicap? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:16 PM PST - 7 comments

Cat is licking himself raw--how worried should I be?

My cat is licking himself raw in a certain spot--how worried should I be? [more inside]
posted by leesh at 6:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Low-Power Computer + High-Power Computer = ???

After 5+ years of working remarkably well, my desktop is finally giving out in multiple places, and it's time to move on. I use my desktop as an always-on computer, though, so I'd like to get something low-power. [more inside]
posted by devilsbrigade at 6:11 PM PST - 5 comments

Look sharp!

I'd like to sharpen my knives and pruner, but how? [more inside]
posted by serazin at 5:16 PM PST - 26 comments

What not to wear

I have no wardrobe, or style. I'm lost, when it comes to this, Can anyone out there help dress me for a family members wedding? [more inside]
posted by edmcbride at 5:13 PM PST - 16 comments

[Citation Needed]

According to Wikipedia, the town I'm about to move to has been "Rated as unfit for human habitation by the United Nations." Where can I find more information about this? [more inside]
posted by jschu at 4:57 PM PST - 15 comments

Not my name, and not my debt

I need help writing a strong letter to a collections company trying to collect a debt that isn't mine. [more inside]
posted by Jenesta at 4:36 PM PST - 10 comments

Need help tracking down my parents info.

I want to join the US Navy as an officer...but have run into a few barriers. I need help! [more inside]
posted by cusr0002 at 4:22 PM PST - 9 comments

What are the finest white board markers a man can buy?

What are the finest white board markers a man can buy? [more inside]
posted by filibuster at 3:46 PM PST - 17 comments

What kind of 'bodywork' therapies can you recommend?

What's the scoop on 'bodywork'? What kind of bodywork can you recommend for helping me address general muscle tension and related pain issues? And even just for the heck of it? This would include, but not be limited to stuff like alexander technique and structural integration. I'm not too familiar with these kinds of therapies and I don't know anyone who has experience with them. I want to hear about your experiences / endorsements. [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 3:46 PM PST - 8 comments

How to build a false floor for use in an art gallery?

I need help with building a false floor. [more inside]
posted by ThaBombShelterSmith at 3:40 PM PST - 8 comments

Sushi. Seattle. Sell me.

Where to get sushi on Friday/Saturday nights in Seattle? [more inside]
posted by gracious floor at 3:39 PM PST - 10 comments

It's Like That, But Different

Looking for the name of a house/techno club tune from the mid-90's. [more inside]
posted by nomisxid at 3:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Free Image Survey Service?

Is there a free online-survey-making service that allows me to ask questions based on an image? [more inside]
posted by 47triple2 at 3:28 PM PST - 3 comments

Why did I almost pass out this morning?

Dizziness, nausea, pale lips... what happened to me this morning? [more inside]
posted by christie at 3:21 PM PST - 14 comments

...I saw sunshine shining down...?

Can anyone please tell me the name/singer of the song used for the Troy-Bilt tv commercial on US tv? Bonus points if you can suggest other songs that are similar (e.g I'm yours by Jason Mraz). Thanks
posted by ramix at 3:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Hello Minnelli

How can I make a poster out of a coloring book page? [more inside]
posted by darksasami at 3:01 PM PST - 15 comments

Looking for a quote about bees, sex, and life

I once read a poem, or possibly a quote, about a bee pollinating flowers and how it was so beautiful and I think they even maybe connected it to sex and/or the essence of life. Does anyone know the name or author of this?
posted by ascetic at 2:59 PM PST - 12 comments

Where can I get a TWAIN-compatible webcam?

Who still makes TWAIN-compatible webcams? [more inside]
posted by buck09 at 2:44 PM PST - 1 comment

Folk music recommendations

Via this awesome FPP I've recently discovered Connie Converse. Can you recommend similar music? [more inside]
posted by supercrayon at 2:41 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me find independent journalists

Looking for independent news sites and journalists' blogs [more inside]
posted by reenum at 2:30 PM PST - 8 comments

3-star ranking on mario kart for wii

So how on earth do you get a three-star ranking on Mario Kart for Wii? [more inside]
posted by crapples at 2:20 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me see the original format of the blogs I subscribe to.

Is there an RSS reader (or something along those lines) that will allow me to view the blog in its original format? [more inside]
posted by kgreerRN at 2:19 PM PST - 9 comments

What is Costpoint/Cognos?

At my day job, I've recently been giving a pile of new tasks related to Deltek Costpoint and Cognos. I am sooooooo lost. Help. Please help? [more inside]
posted by y6y6y6 at 2:05 PM PST - 2 comments

Lawyer job search conundrum

I am a lawyer who has spent my entire career (10 years) in solo general practice, mostly family and criminal law. Now, due to one of my kids' ongoing medical needs, we need to move to a larger city with a major medical center, preferably Seattle. Never having gone through the job search process before, I am at a loss as to how to proceed. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:59 PM PST - 10 comments

Teeny Tiny Foods Please!

We're having a "tiny food" party / BBQ, and I need menu suggestions. Sliders (obviously), cornichons (or gherkins) and tiny cupcakes are readily available. Coronitas (7 oz. Coronas) to drink. So, what else? Other mains, sides, desserts, beverages. Any suggestions would be helpful. [more inside]
posted by dersins at 1:59 PM PST - 47 comments

Pre-pap sex?

I'm having a routine physical first thing tomorrow, including a pap test. Can I have (hetero)sex tonight?
posted by anonymous at 1:58 PM PST - 17 comments

Tag It, Mark It, Find It.

Where can I find the best graffiti in Paris? [more inside]
posted by fantine at 1:56 PM PST - 6 comments

Soul Makossa

Translation of lyrics to Soul Makossa? [more inside]
posted by LSK at 1:51 PM PST - 1 comment

Need a reliable list of world leaders/minister in MS Excel.

I need a regularly updated, reliable list of world leaders/ministers (ideally, all the information contained here) in Excel format. Help! [more inside]
posted by BobbyVan at 1:46 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me find the perfect cookbook

Can the Hive recommend some good cookbooks? [more inside]
posted by InsanePenguin at 1:40 PM PST - 36 comments

Solar power in space?

Would orbiting solar power farms be remotely practical? [more inside]
posted by greytape at 1:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Debtor's prison doesn't exist anymore, right?

What does breaking a lease entail in the UK/England? Also: help! [more inside]
posted by cooker girl at 1:21 PM PST - 11 comments

Name that Babu!

Among East Indians/Hindus, how common is it to name a child after another family member? Trouble finding a name for our soon-to-be born little Babu here... [more inside]
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 1:20 PM PST - 20 comments

How Can I Tag Bookmarks on Safari?

Is there a program or tool for organizing my Safari bookmarks using tags? (as opposed to folders) [more inside]
posted by The ____ of Justice at 1:12 PM PST - 4 comments

Is a cross-country trip on a scooter feasible, reasonable, or at all safe?

Is a cross-country trip on a scooter feasible, reasonable, or at all safe? [more inside]
posted by abkadefgee at 1:08 PM PST - 40 comments

Should I take the antibiotics?

MediFilter: Should I take the antibiotics for my staph infection, even though it's getting better? [more inside]
posted by nzero at 12:41 PM PST - 39 comments

Help me repurpose my old laptop

I have a spare 17" widescreen laptop (single core, 3GHz) that's not too shabby, but I don't use it anymore. Help me do something neat with it! [more inside]
posted by phrakture at 12:37 PM PST - 20 comments

Artwork design stolen yet not trademarked.

Somebody stole and is reproducing artwork that I never copyrighted or trademarked. What can I do? Details inside... [more inside]
posted by maalsa at 12:30 PM PST - 18 comments

Great views in the southern US?

What are the best views you've experienced in the American South or Southwest? [more inside]
posted by EnormousTalkingOnion at 12:11 PM PST - 30 comments

Mystery Famous Female Writer Photo

Please Help Me Find This Random Famous-Writer-At-Her-Desk Photo [more inside]
posted by missjenny at 12:10 PM PST - 15 comments

What makes an Episcopalian?

EpiscopalFilter: What must one believe to be an Episcopalian? What do a significant majority of Episcopalians agree on? What (non-political) issues are members fairly evenly split on? What beliefs are left up to individual members? [more inside]
posted by Picklegnome at 12:08 PM PST - 8 comments

OSX can't see my XP drive

Suddenly my Mac can't see my Windows PC, and I'm stumped. [more inside]
posted by middleclasstool at 11:50 AM PST - 9 comments

Transcoding flv to wmv for creative labs zen

Need some help transcoding flv to wmv for Creative Labs Zen. [more inside]
posted by sailormouth at 11:48 AM PST - 5 comments

Where do I find transparent coatings that show up in near-infrared photography?

I need a non-toxic coating that is transparent under visible light but appears much darker/lighter in near-infrared photography. [more inside]
posted by kscottz at 11:46 AM PST - 23 comments

Global Defense Initiative Shirt

Where can I get a shirt like the one Havoc from Command and Conquer: Renegade is wearing? [more inside]
posted by DolorousEdd at 11:45 AM PST - 2 comments

Why is my root canal being done in two visits?

Just had a root canal this morning, but have to go back next week to finish it. Why didn't they do it all at once? [more inside]
posted by J Parker at 11:40 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me track this package from Iran!

Help me track this package from Iran! I have a tracking number but no idea who the carrier is. [more inside]
posted by estherbester at 11:40 AM PST - 9 comments

Should I send a card or not?

Should I send a card or not? [more inside]
posted by tickingclock at 11:37 AM PST - 10 comments

Driving on the beltway. They easy way.

DC Filter: Moving. New job is in south Potomac. Where should I live in relation to the beltway to encounter the least amount of traffic? [more inside]
posted by nikkorizz at 11:37 AM PST - 11 comments

It's not what you know, it's...

How do I go about inquiring about working for a company who's Director of Communications is on the executive board of the non-profit I currently work for? [more inside]
posted by Lutoslawski at 11:34 AM PST - 2 comments

Bay Area Mariachi Action

I need a sweet mariachi band to play live for a 2 hour event in SF Bay Area in late May. [more inside]
posted by blapst at 11:26 AM PST - 3 comments

Can I unfix my fixed gear?

I bought a fixed gear bike and I want to turn it into a freewheel and add brakes cause it's gonna be the death of me. [more inside]
posted by pwally at 11:14 AM PST - 18 comments

Any good tinea versicolor remedies?

I've had tinea versicolor for a couple years now, treated with prescription ointment. The ointment doesn't seem to be working anymore, and I don't know what else to do. Please help an itchy lady. [more inside]
posted by LolaGeek at 11:02 AM PST - 8 comments

Where can I find this shirt?

Where can I find the shirt Jay-Z is wearing? What's the brand?
posted by likeapen at 11:01 AM PST - 3 comments

Something's Bruin in DC... but where?

Where should I, a Bruins fan, watch tonight's Bs-Canadiens hockey game in DC? The game doesn't appear to be on Vs., so is there a good NHL-focused spot?
posted by ibmcginty at 10:59 AM PST - 5 comments

Is my tzatziki mislabeled?

Is my tzatziki mislabeled, or is it actually made without yogurt and primarily corn syrup? Because that would be so gross. [more inside]
posted by poxuppit at 10:54 AM PST - 16 comments

I can't hear you, now.

My cell phone has suddenly lost all reception despite being otherwise fully functional. Is there any way to restore it? [more inside]
posted by digitaldraco at 10:40 AM PST - 9 comments

Is it worth it to replace a Wacom Graphire stylus?

Should I bother trying to replace the stylus on my Wacom Graphire tablet? [more inside]
posted by Eicats at 10:20 AM PST - 2 comments

Blue Keyboards

I am looking for an alternative bluetooth mac keyboard that has the same functions keys as bog-standard mac keyboard. Any suggestions?
posted by nam3d at 9:51 AM PST - 16 comments

Going from full-time to contract work?

A friend of mine is giving his notice tomorrow due to long hours and high stress not being worth it in the end. He would, however, be open to returning as a contractor or part-time, with limited hours and role. How does this work? [more inside]
posted by um_maverick at 9:47 AM PST - 5 comments

Enemy-inspired art.

Please recommend works of art, individual pieces and/ or bodies of work, inspired by a nemesis or personal enemy of the creator. [more inside]
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 9:22 AM PST - 33 comments

Good summer reading? Especially looking for memoirs or New Journalism books

Some good memoirs, or other non fictions books that you really love? [more inside]
posted by Rocket26 at 9:22 AM PST - 56 comments

I need her back here to do stuff yo

My boss urgently needs a flight out from Barcelona Girona airport to Glasgow tonight. ANyone got a direct number for the airport that will allow me to book her one?
posted by By The Grace of God at 9:12 AM PST - 11 comments

How do I preserve velvety photo album covers?

How do I preserve velvety photo album covers? [more inside]
posted by sapphirebbw at 9:08 AM PST - 1 comment

How to add a sound file to our church website?

What's the easiest way to add a sound file to my church's Wordpress-based website? [more inside]
posted by rdauphin at 9:01 AM PST - 6 comments

Save my Bougainvillea!

My new Bougainvillea Bonsai has dropped or shriveled almost all its leaves and bracts. Help! [more inside]
posted by RobotNinja at 8:54 AM PST - 8 comments

How can I make her realize I'm not her ex-husband?

We're trying to get back together, but she has trust issues. How to overcome these? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:41 AM PST - 11 comments

What mobile phone to get for travel?

My cellphone just died. I'm only going to be in the US for the next 8 months and then traveling to Argentina. Any suggestions on what phone and what carrier I should use? [more inside]
posted by batboy at 8:34 AM PST - 10 comments

Make me sound good

Need help on frailing banjo shit [more inside]
posted by creasy boy at 7:32 AM PST - 11 comments

Vitamin A cream a decent stand in for Accutane?

Acne and/or Rosacea problem. Vitamin A as a cure? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:29 AM PST - 10 comments

Funeral program

Can you help me to create a funeral program? [more inside]
posted by ReneeOg at 7:13 AM PST - 9 comments

Updating your own copyrighted work

I have written a number of songs that I have gotten copyrighted through the US Copyright Office. Each copyright runs between $35-$45 to have done. If I change the lyrics or add a verse to one of my songs, do I have to go through the whole process again to re-copyright the updated version of the song including paying the fee, or I am still safe because the original song is copyrighted?
posted by hdh at 7:01 AM PST - 14 comments

Skate by Number?

Can you help me find (well, actually find me) an image of a paint by number kit that features figure skates or figure skaters? I'm not having any luck. Bonus points for one that is half-filled in, double bonus points if it isn't copyrighted. Thanks!
posted by nax at 6:37 AM PST - 6 comments

osx applemail imap mbox emlx duplicate emails email messages

If I make changes using a command-line utility to an mbox file that is the local cache of an IMAP account, how can I get those changes uploaded to the server? (Mac OS X 10.4, Mail.app, Perl script.) [more inside]
posted by DLWM at 6:33 AM PST - 3 comments

SQL Query Question

SQL query help. Given the (fictional but equivalent) table disk_status = computer_id:int, disk_id:int, datetime:datetime, temperature:float, rpm:int, I need to provide a table of disk status for a given computer_id, without knowing in advance how many disks there are. So if there were two disks for a particular computer, the result would have the header: datetime, disk_1_temperature, disk_1_rpm, disk_2_temperature, disk_2_rpm, disk_2_rpm [more inside]
posted by Nothing at 6:10 AM PST - 25 comments

Help me find the awesomest laptop ever.

Laptop filter: please help me find an awesome laptop for business and personal use for the next 3-4 years. (Feel free to recommend an ideal setup, rather than the hardware itself if you feel so inclined.) [more inside]
posted by gwpcasey at 6:03 AM PST - 24 comments

Oh, how very random (or, how best to randomise my experiment)

Okay, here is my dilemma. I'm trying to get an experiment running in which I present a series of BMPs to my participants. After months of pain and suffering, I have finally tweaked a set of stimuli which work for me, so I'm swimming in around 3500 BMPs. But, since I can only torture my participants for an hour, I can only ask them to go through about 1200 of these BMPs, so I need some way to quickly and easily generate a selection of random BMPs from my bigger collection. [more inside]
posted by doctor.dan at 5:50 AM PST - 19 comments

Software Marketing Ideas

I have created a website and software that I would like to promote and market. What are some creative ways to drive more traffic to my website and get people to buy my software? How does one go about getting write-ups in industry trade mags, ezines, and blogs? I am interested in learning more about ethical SEO, PR Campaigns, Affiliates, Guerilla Marketing, etc. If you created a piece of software, how would you get the word out?
posted by jasondigitized at 5:43 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I implement a document submission box in SCORM?

I am working on an activity for my class which is a SCORM module that has several pages of content, some assessments, and then a dropbox area where students are to upload their final essay for me to grade. How do I create the dropbox in SCORM and make it easy to grade in any SCORM 1.2 compatible LMS? I'd like to share this with the other faculty members as well. Thanks!
posted by EduTek at 5:41 AM PST - 0 comments

Exit light. Enter night.

What's the best way to compensate for the slight darkening effect produced by zoom lenses? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 5:41 AM PST - 15 comments

Can a cop retaliate to an objection to a fine he's issued by adding a more serious offence?

I was recently issued a minor traffic infringement by a Melbourne police officer. I told him that I believed the charge was unfair and that I intended to contest it in court. He told me that if I did, he'd then present me with an additional, more serious charge. Was this just bluster to dissuade me from contesting the charge, or could he in fact do that? [more inside]
posted by chmmr at 5:26 AM PST - 13 comments

Emergency date venue in London's South Bank

Emergency date venue in London's South Bank; any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by ajp at 5:22 AM PST - 17 comments

What CMS is this?

I really like the design of this site. Is there a way to find out what CMS they're using? And what's that picture scroller in the middle?
posted by Finder at 5:18 AM PST - 9 comments

more than one egg = headache.

I get strange headaches from eating omelettes (and sometimes, plain eggs). I'm curious as to what causes that. [more inside]
posted by dabitch at 4:51 AM PST - 6 comments

Rethreaded

I'm looking for a conversion chart that converts VA and Trebla/Duchess thread to one of the major brands (DMC or Anchor). A lot of googling hasn't turned one up - any leads? [more inside]
posted by mippy at 4:19 AM PST - 2 comments

Johor Bahru layover?

Arriving into Singapore at 7:40am, and my connecting flight isn't until 20:35 that evening. Is it possible to go to Johor Bahru in this amount of time, or am I crazy? If so, what is the best way?
posted by ryanbryan at 2:20 AM PST - 9 comments

April 15

So dry for me. Dry like a desert.

Does anyone have experience with punctal plugs (eye plugs) as a solution for dry eyes? Would you recommend the procedure? [more inside]
posted by bradly at 11:56 PM PST - 10 comments

Are my expectations of my girlfriend unfair?

I've been dating my current girlfriend for 6 months, recently moved in together (my lease expired and I was at her place all the time so it seemed natural) and we are both early 30's. As in any relationship, over time things have popped up. Theres been a few things I've raised that she has dissmissed as me being unrealistic about what I should expect. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:51 PM PST - 57 comments

Food diary paralysis

When keeping a food diary, what is a good strategy for estimation? [more inside]
posted by boo_radley at 10:29 PM PST - 10 comments

Looking for MECC game: Dog Sled Ambassadors.

Help me recapture part of my nerdy childhood! I'm in search of a MECC game called "Dog Sled Ambassadors." [more inside]
posted by bergeycm at 10:26 PM PST - 5 comments

How much does it cost to make a symbian app?

I have an idea for a Symbian app which I want to place on the upcoming Ovi store. Does anyone have any idea on 1. How much a symbian developer would cost for a week of development time (Yes I know this differs - but does anyone have a ballpark figure?) 2. How much it would take to get the approvals, symbian signed app, other costs etc.
posted by friedbeef at 9:06 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me podcast my braincast

How do I get an RSS feed from Braincast that references the location of wavs online to be a source of audio for a podcast feed? [more inside]
posted by merocet at 8:51 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I get a witness? How 'bout an opinion?

We're trying to come up with a baby boy name we both like. It has been a challenge. I have always loved the name Christian. My husband doesn't like it because of the obvious association, even though we were both raised Christian. He says he likes the way the name sounds, but dislikes the association, even though he believes the association is a positive one. [more inside]
posted by murrey at 8:10 PM PST - 104 comments

What's the best way to deal with my annoying neighbors?

My upstairs neighbors and I have had small battles throughout the course of the year, but it's been getting worse as of late. Recently they've taken to stomping around at odd hours of the night, and it's driving us crazy. What's the best way to defuse the situation with them? [more inside]
posted by gchucky at 7:41 PM PST - 30 comments

How to correct an imbalance in my upper back area, due to an injury?

Due to an old shoulder injury, my right upper trapezius is a good inch lower than my left. Are there any bodyweight exercises I could do to fix this? [more inside]
posted by pakoothefakoo at 7:26 PM PST - 7 comments

File Browser with tags

So I have this growing movie collection. What I want is a file browser that lets me tag each movie (either my own tags, or metadata from the files). Basically something like labels in Gmail or tags in Flickr/Delicious etc. Ubuntu here. I've heard of Gnome Meta-Tracker, is there anything else that will help organize my collection?
posted by sidr at 7:19 PM PST - 7 comments

People are Stupid?

Social Filter: Do I have a problem? (long alert) [more inside]
posted by the NATURAL at 7:14 PM PST - 54 comments

MP3 Player Help - Need Specific Feature

I currently have a Sansa E260 mp3 player which is fine except for one BIG problem (and I don't think I'm missing it anywhere on the Sansa). Currently, if I want to play a certain grouping of tunes I have to create a "playlist," which I find to be time consuming and a hassle. I want an mp3 player with multiple folders I can drag to and from in Windows Explorer. I used to have an older Creative Muvo (no longer made) that did exactly what I am wanting. I want to be able to drag pop tunes into a folder, classical music into a folder, spoken word into a folder....you get the idea. This way I can just click to a folder when I'm using my player and away I go. What mp3 player does this without having to use proprietary software, etc.? I just want to plug the player into USB and drag and drop songs/podcasts into multiple folders. Help with specific brand and models? You have no idea how much easier this would make my listening. As always, thanks in advance.
posted by Gerard Sorme at 7:08 PM PST - 19 comments

Tutoring Location

Where is a good place to tutor a high school student that is not the student's house? Or is a student's house a fine enough place? I would like to meet in a library or quiet cafe but a) I don't know the area very well, b) I've called the libraries in the area and they don't have "study rooms" and otherwise don't seem to be all that conducive to studying. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:04 PM PST - 17 comments

And all I gotta do is act naturally

I’d like to solicit some mental tricks or strategies for keeping my self-consciousness under control in face-to-face conversations. I’ve always been extremely self conscious and never really comfortable with myself physically. I don’t mind my looks - I'm of normal weight, well dressed, no obvious physical defects - but I always feel just wrong in space. Lately, my nervousness has been manifesting itself in physical tics that are getting harder to suppress. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:04 PM PST - 13 comments

All it needs is a little Push

Why doesn't Yahoo! Mail actually do Push to my iPhone? [more inside]
posted by DoctorFedora at 6:57 PM PST - 2 comments

What should I do if I suspect someone has gotten my personal identity details?

What should I do if someone has pulled some real identity theft type stuff on me? I'm watching bank accounts, changing passwords, checking for viruses/keyloggers, but what else can I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:50 PM PST - 3 comments

Firmware fail. What alternatives do I have to reflash my printer?

I bricked my printer installing new firmware. The vendor-supplied flasher does nothing, but I believe I have the flash image. How can I get it to the printer? [more inside]
posted by cowbellemoo at 6:41 PM PST - 4 comments

What to plant on Quebec friend's grave?

Can you suggest plants for a friend's grave in Montreal Quebec? Zone 5a, full sun, low maintainence. My google-fu suggests sedum, although I havn't found a local garden center who stock it. Help? Merci.
posted by tingting at 6:28 PM PST - 6 comments

I would make a horrible surgeon.

Why do my hands mirror each other's movements? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 6:28 PM PST - 14 comments

How do I find a flash gallery for my website that pulls from my Flickr account?

Is there a fully customizable flash image gallery for my website that will pull photos from my Flickr sets? [more inside]
posted by jnnla at 5:46 PM PST - 5 comments

How to send & delete photos from an LG enV2 with a dead screen

How would one perform functions such as sending and erasing pictures on an LG enV2 with a dead interior screen? [more inside]
posted by louche mustachio at 5:40 PM PST - 6 comments

I'm going to throw you right into the sun.

Fictional gravity: Let's say I was the complete master of all things gravity and I wanted to hurl a person into the sun. [more inside]
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:26 PM PST - 41 comments

Under Construction

Where are some repositories of Web 1.0 style graphics and icons? [more inside]
posted by wcfields at 4:10 PM PST - 5 comments

Does the whole EU have to fight?

If a country in the European Union becomes involved in a major military conflict (politi-speak for big war), would it drag the other nations into it like other binding agreements in European past? [more inside]
posted by Alec Loudenback at 4:05 PM PST - 12 comments

Looking for a meditation class in San Francisco

I'm in San Francisco temporarily for work, and looking to take a meditation class or two. I'm looking for something free/cheap, basic, and located in the city. [more inside]
posted by waylaid at 3:30 PM PST - 6 comments

Easy, free way to create a single form-editable web page on my static HTML site?

Easy, free way to create a single form-editable web page on my static HTML site? [more inside]
posted by ManInSuit at 3:18 PM PST - 2 comments

Should I get a camcorder?

If you bought a camcorder in anticipation of the birth of a child, did you end up using it? [more inside]
posted by Elaisa at 3:08 PM PST - 45 comments

Looking for a laptop that is light enough to carry, but with a large enough screen for work.

My Dell Inspiron 1100 is limping along, and its time to start thinking of replacing it. Ideally, I’d like a laptop that I can get a docking station, external larger monitors, and a keyboard, etc for later. But for right now, just something about the same size as my current laptop would work. I work doing program management for a web design team – no real coding on my part, mostly lots of email and checking over sites. I’m not doing a ton of graphics, but I do occasionally like to play games or visit Second Life -though that’s not essential in the slightest. Webcam would be nice, but not essential. XP would be nice, but I understand that I may be stuck with Vista. [more inside]
posted by korej at 3:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Your favourite t-shirt designs?

Please bombard me with links to your favourite t-shirt designs. [more inside]
posted by stumpyolegmcnoleg at 2:55 PM PST - 56 comments

Is there a better Musicbrainz client than Picard?

I have been using Musicbrainz Picard for a few weeks now and I am running into a consistance problem with certain files. When I use the Scan function it finds the most recent album which is almost always a compilation album. There is no way to change this default behavior and there is now way to automatically give you a list of all albums this song appears on so you can choose. Is there another free/open source implimentation of MusicBrainz or a Picard Plugin that fixes this problem?
posted by Bonzai at 2:38 PM PST - 2 comments

Human Subjects Without a Institution

Is there a way to get a human subjects review board to look at my research without being affiliated with a university or research organization? [more inside]
posted by elationfoundation at 2:33 PM PST - 14 comments

Had spouse, now have bad credit

Bad credit due to ex spouse. So how bad is this black mark going to hurt me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:25 PM PST - 7 comments

Is my credit card trying to trick me into spending more?

Why was my credit line increased? [more inside]
posted by luckyveronica at 2:12 PM PST - 15 comments

eeePC? Not just for meee

I'm installing Ubuntu 9.04 remix on a friend's eeePC and I'm looking for suggestions on cool and useful programs for netbooks (or not) to install beyond the defaults that come with Ubuntu.
posted by tdreyer at 2:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Get coffee out of a Macbook keyboard?

Just spilled coffee into a 13" macbook. Remediation tips? [more inside]
posted by Orb2069 at 1:56 PM PST - 9 comments

Tips for a newbie convention delegate to not seem like a newbie?

Tips for a newbie delegate to a political convention? I agreed to act not only as a Democrat delegate but as a vice-chair for my precinct. Our county organizing convention is coming up this weekend. I've read a tiny bit about what to expect on the agenda (but not a lot), but am more worried about just seeming out of place. I'm young, don't have a lot of political experience, and also had to change my affiliation from unaffiliated to do this. Part of me says that in a state where Democrats are a minority no one will be judging me for wanting to serve, but what can you tell me (or links can you give me...) to better prepare me? I'm looking for both what I should know about how it'll run and the more nuanced aspects of interaction/networking/flow.
posted by anonymous at 1:48 PM PST - 6 comments

The cover of Patrick White's *The Vivisector*

What medical procedure (assuming it is a real one) is depicted on the cover of the Penguin Classics edition of Patrick White's novel The Vivisector? (This link goes to the Amazon page for the book. Not for the squeamish.) Try as I might, I can't make much sense of this image.
posted by Prospero at 1:46 PM PST - 5 comments

Looking for a website to track daily water intake, fruit/veg eaten, mood, steps.

Looking for a website to track daily water intake, fruit/veg eaten, mood, steps. [more inside]
posted by jrholt at 1:32 PM PST - 16 comments

Question about the usage of 'satiety'

Question about the usage of 'satiety' [more inside]
posted by puloxor at 1:30 PM PST - 13 comments

Where to find a pair of large foo dogs in Los Angeles?

Where can I buy foo dogs in LA? [more inside]
posted by hindmost at 1:29 PM PST - 3 comments

Please help me remember a videogame from my childhood

I'm trying to remember the name of a video game I played in the late 80's or early 90's. [more inside]
posted by SpacemanStix at 1:23 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me create a great online presentation.

I am looking for recommendations for methodologies for the creation of simple, clean, somewhat multimedia online presentations as an alternative to PowerPoint. [more inside]
posted by Roach at 1:12 PM PST - 12 comments

Getting video footage to youtube?

How do I get video footage from a Sony, DCR-TRV900, video camera to youtube?
posted by tangyraspberry at 1:08 PM PST - 5 comments

How to listen to music on a bike tour

What are my best options for listening to music on a long bike tour? [more inside]
posted by PercussivePaul at 12:58 PM PST - 18 comments

Need an example of a divergent alternating series

I'm looking for an example of an alternating series: the terms of which are (-1)^n b_n, where b_n -> 0 as n -> infinity, but the sequence {b_n} is not decreasing, and the sum from n=1 to infinity diverges. [more inside]
posted by evinrude at 12:53 PM PST - 25 comments

Pen name

Does anyone know the name of this Caran d'Ache fountain pen? It's greyish with marbled texture. It was given to me as a gift in 2001.
posted by leigh1 at 12:24 PM PST - 2 comments

Bald male skin care

Bald male looking for scalp/face care. Not vain, but my scalp is looking mottled, uneven. I'm told that men's skin is different from womens. What can I use to protect/and look better on top, and on my face/eyes?
posted by ebesan at 12:22 PM PST - 4 comments

Emergency responders and accident victims - share knowledge from your experience

What happens after a serious, possibly fatal, accident or crash? NOT an insurance question. [more inside]
posted by txvtchick at 12:20 PM PST - 29 comments

How to get a chihuahua from point A to point B?

What experiences do you have with having a pet shipped/transported? This question specifically concerns an eight pound chihuahua who will be traveling on her own. [more inside]
posted by msali at 12:20 PM PST - 17 comments

Ways to make working out less boring and torturous?

I hate working out. It's incredibly boring. I've tried music, and it does help to a degree, but it's not enough. I don't have anyone to work out with. Last time, I put my towel over my head and drowned out outside sensory input as much as possible and was able to perform better. But that makes the boredom much worse. [more inside]
posted by cmgonzalez at 12:16 PM PST - 55 comments

Does politicking constitute "service of a foreign government"?

US citizen, long time resident abroad, approached to engage in opposition politics by local representatives of this particular party. Query: what exactly counts as "service of a foreign government" from the viewpoint of The US State Department? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:53 AM PST - 17 comments

What should I do with 240 porn magazines?

My friend is getting married and just gave me his porn collection! A cursory count makes it about 240 magazines. It's mostly hetero mags from the late 80's, early 90's. What fun and creative thing could I do with them? [more inside]
posted by Sully at 11:31 AM PST - 40 comments

Origin of phrase "The righteous man champions the lost cause..."

I'm trying to locate the origin of the phrase "The righteous man champions the lost cause, knowing that all other causes are just merely events." [more inside]
posted by victoriab at 11:30 AM PST - 2 comments

C A P S, CAPS CAPS CAPS

Tokyo, NHL hockey, and nightlife. [more inside]
posted by zephyr_words at 11:17 AM PST - 5 comments

How to develop "number sense"

How might a person go about cultivating "number sense"? I mean something different from abstract reasoning. I'm asking how one might develop an intuition for physical concepts such as numbers, lengths, and sizes. Examples might include knowing how many people went to your school, how many yards away is a given building, how large is your apartment, how much does the average American earn, etc. These things could be measured or found out through research, but how might a person develop the ability to give reasonable estimates?
posted by Busoni at 10:53 AM PST - 22 comments

Should I bring my puppy on vacation?

My family and I are going to the beach this weekend. Should I bring the puppy or leave him in the kennel? [more inside]
posted by bluedaisy at 10:50 AM PST - 25 comments

What does 'binned' mean?

What does 'binned' mean in UK slang? [more inside]
posted by coryinabox at 10:22 AM PST - 25 comments

How do I view .csv files IN Firefox in a nice fixed-width column format?

How do I view .csv (comma-separated values) files IN Firefox in a nice fixed-width column format? [more inside]
posted by shmooly at 10:11 AM PST - 4 comments

Should I get my MCSA

Should I get my MCSA? [more inside]
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 10:08 AM PST - 6 comments

Going through the startup steps. Next step: the lawyers!

I need advice on lawyer(s) for a startup venture. [more inside]
posted by swngnmonk at 10:06 AM PST - 6 comments

How do I show a fantastic friend that I appreciate her?

Help me do something sweet for a friend. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:00 AM PST - 18 comments

Reading aloud as a career?

These days, I'm investigating the possibility that I am simply not long for my world in I.T. I was speaking with someone earlier today and he asked me, "What do you like?" Well, there were many answers to that question, but one thing that occurs to me is that I love to read aloud. It's something I enjoy, feel good about, and never have enough time to do. So, my question: Are there professions in which reading aloud is a large component? I know I might be thinking of voice-over work, but I've never done anything like it professionally. What about audiobooks? And while I'm at it, feel free to point out training. I am in Houston.
posted by tcv at 9:57 AM PST - 13 comments

How to survive my work self-evaluation?

Help me survive my performance review! I have to complete an extensive self-evaluation form for my boss, and it’s freaking me out. What would make this an easier and less anxiety-inducing experience? [more inside]
posted by gingerbeer at 9:23 AM PST - 16 comments

Looking for closed-captioned or subtitled media

Looking for streaming (or downloadable) closed-captioned or subtitled TV shows and movies, preferably relatively recent and mainstream. Is there a repository of this stuff that I've been missing? I know Hulu has some CC media, but it's very limited.
posted by desjardins at 8:52 AM PST - 8 comments

The paradox of what?

Books/Movies/Shows/??? with a heavy anti-consumerism bend? [more inside]
posted by piedmont at 8:40 AM PST - 37 comments

Why All the Weird Names at NPR?

Why do NPR reporters have such unusual names? [more inside]
posted by empath at 8:33 AM PST - 71 comments

Help me pigeonhole people like an advertiser!

Demographer/Marketer-Filter: I'm seeking an exhaustive list/explanation of all the acronyms and mnemonics like DINK, BOBO, buppie, yuppie, slackers, boomers, etc., especially if it includes information on marketing demographics that focuses on lifestyle and consumption habits by zipcode. Free online resources (including journal articles available through university libraries) are much preferred, as are complete typologies over ad hoc descriptions. [more inside]
posted by anotherpanacea at 8:16 AM PST - 6 comments

New Old Stuff

Is there a term for the rising popularity of new things manufactured to look old, such as relic guitars, faded jeans, and worn picture frames? [more inside]
posted by relucent at 7:49 AM PST - 35 comments

Why does my cloud (computer) have to disappear when I turn it off?

Calling any Cloud Computing experts! I'm trying to find a VPS (virtual private server) or Cloud computing provider that doesn't charge when the server instance is offline. [more inside]
posted by forforf at 7:43 AM PST - 10 comments

internet self-discipline

Is there a way to ensure that firefox can only access specific sites for a specified period of time? [more inside]
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 7:39 AM PST - 7 comments

How to Alleviate Separation Anxiety in Twin Toddlers?

Any suggestions for separation anxiety in twin toddlers? [more inside]
posted by zarq at 7:38 AM PST - 25 comments

Has the window for starting new online communties passed?

Are new online communities still forming, or is that "window of opportunity" closed, now that a) so many online communities already exist ; b) it's easy for people to start their own blog/site, so they don't have the time or need for a new online community? If they are still forming, what are the critical ingredients for a new online community now? [more inside]
posted by peter_meta_kbd at 7:35 AM PST - 8 comments

Da Da Da ...

Please help me find a website from the past that explained what soundtracks commercials were using. [more inside]
posted by mr.anthony337 at 7:19 AM PST - 6 comments

Minnesota Vikings - buy tickets now or from scalpers on game day?

Roadtrip to see Minnesota Vikings. I'm looking to head to Minneapolis in November to catch a Vikings game and I'm wondering what my chances are of getting tickets from a scalper on game day. We'll have 4 or 5 guys and we obviously want to sit together, is that even possible from a scalper? Any suggestions for accommodations and other activities to take in on the weekend?
posted by gfroese at 7:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Boston Marathon - Best Seats?

Running the Boston Marathon on Monday, and trying to figure out where the wife and kids should place themselves to give me a few much needed high fives deep into the run. Anyone have favorite places to view? Things to consider: Walking time needs to be minimized, should be kid friendly if possible. Where's the best places to meet the fam afterwards? Thanks!
posted by Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific at 7:16 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me win the lace race.

I have become fascinated with cable lacing in lieu of zip-ties. I want to do it in a plenum ceiling, but I read that's a no-no... [more inside]
posted by ostranenie at 7:13 AM PST - 9 comments

Contractor Recommendations

Does anyone have any recommendations for contractors in the Washington DC Metropolitan Area? I have bought a house in PG county MD which needs a complete renovation, and I need reliable contractors ASAP. All recommendations would be appreciated.
posted by gogomickey at 6:55 AM PST - 4 comments

Do I need to file?

Taxfilter: I'm a partner in a Pennsylvania LLC. I filed final returns for both state and federal last year but never got around to dissolving the LLC. Do I have to file again this year? [more inside]
posted by Brennus at 6:49 AM PST - 1 comment

How can I get the birds to stop eating my window screens?

How can I get the birds to stop eating my window screens? [more inside]
posted by Askr at 6:47 AM PST - 13 comments

What's Making My Mother Paranoid

My mother has become increasingly paranoid recently. How can I help her? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:42 AM PST - 8 comments

What headset/microphone do they use for TED talks?

What mic do they use for the TED talks? [more inside]
posted by jlstitt at 6:21 AM PST - 4 comments

Should I buy an Xbox 360 Arcade?

Should I buy the Xbox 360 Arcade, or would a different model Xbox 360 be a better option for me? [more inside]
posted by teem at 5:46 AM PST - 20 comments

Birthday present ideas for grandfather

I am looking for birthday present ideas for a 95-year-old man whom I barely know. [more inside]
posted by feathermeat at 5:09 AM PST - 19 comments

Who owns who?

There's a website out there that aggregates operational radio transmissions (similar to coastguard radio, police radio, that kind of thing). I'd like to create an iphone app that aggregates the feeds. Am I allowed to use the websites streams? Do they have any legal ownership over the streams despite the fact that they're publicly broadcast and can be picked up on any receiver?
posted by cubedweller at 5:07 AM PST - 10 comments

Symptomatic

YANMD: After two days lying in bed, the fever has stopped, I no longer have chills, and I think I can get up and walk around. But now I have searing pain in the back of my throat - much worse than it was before. What's going on?
posted by puckish at 4:35 AM PST - 16 comments

Alternatives to the Sony HDR FX7?

I was all geared up to purchase a Sony HDR FX7 camcorder, but it is now obsolete. What alternatives are there? [more inside]
posted by lemonfridge at 4:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Help Me Keep the Guys in the Green Visors From Chopping Down My Door.

I can't pay my taxes right now, but according to the IRS's information form on payment plans, if I can pay within 120 days I don't need a installment plan -- which would charge interest. The form requests that I call the IRS to notify them and get more information. However, I haven't been able to get through on their phone line for the last week, and now it's the 15th. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 4:34 AM PST - 11 comments

Short sale? Walk away? Run?

My wife and I need to get out of our house ASAP for reasons both financial and mental-health-related. I've been told we may need to look into a short sale, but researching the process is making my head explode. What, if any, are our options? (more inside, obviously) [more inside]
posted by anthom at 4:16 AM PST - 16 comments

How to track two debit cards on one account effectively?

Two debit cards + One checkbook register = Recipe for disaster. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by skypieces at 4:10 AM PST - 18 comments

Reward for Information?

Have you had any luck obtaining information after a burglary by offering a reward? [more inside]
posted by TurquoiseZebra at 1:20 AM PST - 15 comments

Tax advice, UK?

Where can I get good tax advice in the UK? [more inside]
posted by tavegyl at 1:04 AM PST - 5 comments

April 14

Where to get custom made suit in Bay Area?

Recommend a tailor in the Bay Area to create a custom made suit. [more inside]
posted by Nickel at 11:47 PM PST - 2 comments

iTunes won't connect to iPod

iTunes won't connect to iPod even though PC will. It claims my iTunes isn't up to date, but I just upgraded it. [more inside]
posted by c_griffin at 11:46 PM PST - 7 comments

Architect for SF Renovation

Looking for architects and other resources for home renovation project in San Francisco. Modern, green, yada yada. [more inside]
posted by squishy at 11:08 PM PST - 10 comments

Circuit Drawer

Anybody know of any free software that will take my logic equations and make a circuit diagram? [more inside]
posted by iconjack at 10:37 PM PST - 6 comments

S-Corp Catch-22

If you help me with my freelance S-Corp tax question I will hug you. [more inside]
posted by sharkfu at 10:37 PM PST - 3 comments

Copy-Down in SQL

Is there a GUI SQL editor that emulates a spreadsheet-style "copy down"? If not, is there a technique I should learn? [more inside]
posted by rokusan at 10:36 PM PST - 10 comments

Why not just say "price?"

Why do people say or write "price point" instead of "price?" [more inside]
posted by msbrauer at 9:18 PM PST - 19 comments

Did this really happen? Have you heard a version of the story?

Help me find out more about this urban legend. [more inside]
posted by idiopath at 8:55 PM PST - 13 comments

How can I replicate the post-coital state without coitus?

When I practice my shakuhachi (bamboo flute) I'm usually easily distracted, unfocussed, and lacking energy. However, I have excellent practice after orgasm. How can I replicate this without having sex with my wife before each practice/performance? [more inside]
posted by zachawry at 8:43 PM PST - 12 comments

How to make a clean break without getting lost?

How can I migrate my blog to a new domain without upsetting its Google ranking or breaking third party links? [more inside]
posted by pantheON at 8:34 PM PST - 7 comments

modern photography online

Where is a good place online to buy (reasonably) inexpensive (but good) modern photography or other art?
posted by bucksox at 8:18 PM PST - 8 comments

Should I feel dizzy this long after a blood test?

I had blood drawn seven hours ago for testing. It was one or two vials, not very much. I feel really dizzy now. Is it normal to feel dizzy this long after a blood test? What could be causing this feeling?
posted by anonymous at 8:12 PM PST - 15 comments

Byron's Grand Tour

Whats so great about Childe Harold's Pilgrimmage? [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 7:58 PM PST - 8 comments

Baby, you've come a long way!

I need gift ideas that are unique and perhaps a bit quirky for best friend who's baby turns 1 next month, kind of like a Yay! You survived the first year! presesnt. Bonus points if you can recommend a good gift for the baby that isn't clothing, battery operated or will be tossed in the junk pile in 6 months.
posted by Leezie at 7:45 PM PST - 14 comments

Filemaker conundrum

Anyone out there good with Filemaker? I need to do something to email addresses and can not get my arms around this one... [more inside]
posted by bkeene12 at 7:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Am I crazy to want to be a chef?

33, recently quit a career of 15 years in the entertainment industry and now I am mulling over pursuing another passion of mine...cooking. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 PM PST - 17 comments

How to stop married man from flirting when it's reciprocal

How to stop married man from flirting when it's reciprocal? I'm a notoriously bad crusher. Even though almost everyone would describe me as a competent, sensible, self-assured and promising young woman, I completely loose myself when someone breaks through to my inner core. It's not that it happens all the time either, but when it does it's with a vengeance. I would definitely describe it as a 'crushing' sensation. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 PM PST - 39 comments

Back to school again

How to cope with an odd social dynamic in a closed society? (Sorry, this got long) [more inside]
posted by ask me please at 6:33 PM PST - 29 comments

Who designed the "Don't Panic" flying green guy from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Who designed the cute flying green "Don't Panic" mascot (seen here) from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, and does the character have a name?
posted by waxpancake at 6:23 PM PST - 10 comments

Best Cheesecake in Victoria, B.C.

Where can I get the best cheesecake in Victoria, B.C., to order a whole cake to take away (not to eat a slice at a restaurant)? [more inside]
posted by Emanuel at 6:21 PM PST - 7 comments

Asking for a friend: UK Working Rest Breaks

My friend works in a cinema and the contract states she has automatically opted out of the 48 work week. Do the daily rest breaks outlined here still apply? [more inside]
posted by errspy at 6:10 PM PST - 6 comments

Monthly Camping Site In/Near NY

Where can I camp for several weeks at a time in the northeastern U.S. (in and around NY state)? I wanting a quiet spot that is set up to handle longterm campers? Also wondering whether there is a good guide to US campsites (ratings, etc.)?
posted by brynnwood at 5:59 PM PST - 4 comments

Emergency medicine FAQ in multiple languages.

Does anyone know of a handy reference of emergency medicine questions and statements in different languages? [more inside]
posted by greatgefilte at 5:47 PM PST - 4 comments

Stock

How much of an equity stake in start-up should I ask for? [more inside]
posted by yoyo_nyc at 4:00 PM PST - 15 comments

Fundraising Party Planners in Chicago?

I need a fund raising party planner in Chicago. [more inside]
posted by Uncle at 3:44 PM PST - 5 comments

Itemized Deduction or Standard?

I have donated about 11,400 to charity. I'm filing married filing jointly, so my standard donation is 10,900. I really don't have much in the way of other deductions. Should I use the 11,400 itemized deduction? Or use the 10,900 standard deduction and use the donations as deductions for next year?
posted by naveed at 3:39 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me decide between being Sexist or PC, Current or Traditional?

To 'ress or not to 'ress, that is my question [more inside]
posted by Acacia at 3:39 PM PST - 29 comments

Seeking A Good Remote Computing Software Package

I am looking for a commercial software package that allows me to perform REMOTE COMPUTING while on business trips. About every six months, I travel extensively and then there is a lull to my travels. I do not want to pay a monthly fee; yet I want a REMOTE SOFTWARE package that will perform seamlessly. I want, and I am willing to purchase, a good program that will allow me to connect to my home computer to perform various tasks. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.
posted by Mckoan1 at 3:23 PM PST - 25 comments

Python and Math

Is it worth learning Python for combinatorial mathematics research? [more inside]
posted by alligatorman at 3:22 PM PST - 27 comments

How do I make nice-looking tray cards and CD inserts, without effort?

Easy/free way to print tracklisting/tray liner cards/inserts after burning a CD? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 3:08 PM PST - 2 comments

I'm self employed and can't get any love from the lenders

How do I get a mortgage if I'm self employed? [more inside]
posted by Scientifik at 3:08 PM PST - 11 comments

Print custom maps and include or remove the roads I choose?

Is there a website where I can create custom local maps that I can include or remove the roads I choose on a printout? Free preferably, of course. Thanks!
posted by atm at 3:03 PM PST - 2 comments

Are my standards for friendship too high?

Are my standards for friendship too high? I have a friend who seems to constantly, deliberately avoid hanging out with me, but was upset to learn I'd distanced myself from her as well. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:56 PM PST - 27 comments

Does caffeine have any affect on how you taste things?

Does caffeine have any affect on how well (or poorly) you can taste things? [more inside]
posted by voltairemodern at 2:44 PM PST - 4 comments

Re-Branding for Seattle-based Non-Profit

Non-profit agency in Seattle area looking for an amazing, creative, local re-branding/marketing group with experience working with non-profits. Any recommendations based on personal experience, salacious gossip or back-fence chatter?
posted by lois1950 at 2:42 PM PST - 4 comments

Recommend a maillog analyzer

Recommend me a good sendmail log analyzer. [more inside]
posted by pwnguin at 2:21 PM PST - 3 comments

Buy a house: Yes or No?

Do I buy a house? [more inside]
posted by CPAGirl at 2:14 PM PST - 46 comments

Help keep me hot and cold!

Can someone recommend a programmable thermostat that will save me from insane energy bills? [more inside]
posted by griffey at 1:52 PM PST - 8 comments

vancouver product and brand design studios...

Please tell me who the leading product and brand design studios are in Vancouver, Canada. I am looking for small, mid-sized and large established agencies that specialize in trade dress, branding, and packaging for hardline products, especially food product packaging. [more inside]
posted by Muirwylde at 1:24 PM PST - 2 comments

BBQ in a park - sounds simple enough right?

I'd like to host a recurring BBQ/picnic at a local park for around 10 people. I've never done this before. What do I need to know? [more inside]
posted by abdulf at 1:10 PM PST - 33 comments

Online Photography Display System

I'm planning to post photographs to my own website as a travelogue. I'm looking for an eye-catching interface that is easy to use and maintain. What would you recommend? [more inside]
posted by netbros at 1:06 PM PST - 12 comments

Seeking dog-friendly fun in New England!

Seeking places in Northern New England to take our puppy! [more inside]
posted by youcancallmeal at 12:55 PM PST - 2 comments

Did I get free money?

How long does a third-party ATM have to debit my account? [more inside]
posted by polexxia at 12:45 PM PST - 9 comments

ATI Mobility Radeon 4530 driver for XP?

Down (up) grading a new HP DV7T-2000 to XP. The video card is an ATI Mobility Radeon 4530. I have had no luck in finding an XP driver. Does anyone have any experience with this card and have any ideas about a possible driver or workaround?
posted by MattScully at 12:33 PM PST - 7 comments

How to get an Online Ad Sales job?

How do you get job in the Online Ad Sales industry? [more inside]
posted by mspisces at 12:24 PM PST - 1 comment

Magento gift card tracking?

Magento Filter: Best way to track gift card purchases? [more inside]
posted by AceRock at 12:21 PM PST - 4 comments

Heavy Disk Management

The company I work for has just installed a shared media solution for Final Cut Pro. It's basically a RAID array that two to three work stations access via Fiber Channel. We now have to move 10+ terabytes of material to the media server... and organize it. [more inside]
posted by shmegegge at 12:09 PM PST - 9 comments

How do I insulate my crawlspace?

How do I insulate my crawlspace? I'm thinking about next winter, now that I've barely survived this past one in the US Northeast. My house doesn't have a basement: it's built on concrete piers with a 1-2.5 foot crawlspace between the ground and the first floor. What would be the best way to insulate in this situation? [more inside]
posted by geos at 11:59 AM PST - 9 comments

Skinned Goats and Film Reel

I'm on a search to find a movie that can live up to The Holy Mountain by Alejandro Jodorowsky. Please recommend trippy, surreal, psychedelic cult movies. [more inside]
posted by Juliet Banana at 11:50 AM PST - 64 comments

CatFilter: Help! One of my male cats has FLUTD/FUS and I'm at my wits end try to deal with it.

CatFilter: Help! One of my male cats has FLUTD/FUS and I'm at my wits end try to deal with it. [more inside]
posted by pghjezebel at 11:33 AM PST - 17 comments

Deco pine o' mine

What is this plant? [more inside]
posted by fireoyster at 11:28 AM PST - 4 comments

Zebra label printer. Mac OS X. Solution?

Need OS X print drivers for the Zebra Z4000 thermal label printer. Does anyone have a working solution cheaper than this $225 driver from Peninsula Group in UK? [more inside]
posted by reeddavid at 11:19 AM PST - 9 comments

Scooting my way up the Hill

Where's a good place to buy a used/new scooter in Pittsburgh? [more inside]
posted by rbs at 11:16 AM PST - 15 comments

Sketching a performance

How do actors, dancers or musicians compare different takes of their performance during rehearsal in order to iterate and improve? I'm interested in how they "sketch" the variations.
posted by Jeff Howard at 11:13 AM PST - 24 comments

If this doesn't work I'm going back to the computers of John Hodgeman

When I burn pictures to a CD on my mac, why does it always burn the uncorrected ones? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 11:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Wine-based cocktails!

Can you suggest cocktails made with wine instead of liquor? [more inside]
posted by hapticactionnetwork at 11:11 AM PST - 29 comments

Wrangling the cow-orker

Need tips on how to deal with an (intensely) aggravating employee. [more inside]
posted by FatherDagon at 11:10 AM PST - 35 comments

Horr Haus for the Vroog ...or something like that.

Having had such luck in my last AskMe post, I trying again. I want to find if anyone recalls the title of another science fiction short story I read when I was young*. It involved a nightmare scenario where sinister predatory aliens were snatching drivers and passengers from speeding vehicles on a fast moving freeway. [more inside]
posted by y2karl at 11:07 AM PST - 10 comments

How big is a Toyota Tacoma Pickup's bed?

Will a Toyota Tacoma Pickup haul a 84" couch? [more inside]
posted by wfrgms at 10:59 AM PST - 9 comments

Ok, so you have hot rocks. Now what?

This weekend, I saw a green renovation show that used a large amount of gravel in the basement to hold heat gathered from a solar-collecting area in the roof. My dad, a builder, says this method doesn't work well. Help me understand if someone has devised a "better mousetrap" or if this is just something that has never worked and is being done for greenwashing on TV... [more inside]
posted by bitter-girl.com at 10:56 AM PST - 14 comments

I'm using an extinct program

What programming system or language should I use to replace Authorware for making psychological experiments? [more inside]
posted by svenx at 10:29 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I fix the time on my emails?

Emails I send are time stamped one hour in the future. Emails I receive are time stamped one hour in the past. [more inside]
posted by lockedroomguy at 10:27 AM PST - 15 comments

I love you, but...

Does anyone know of any song that expresses the idea "I love you, but I'm not leaving my wife for you"? Either English or Spanish is fine.
posted by strosnider at 10:13 AM PST - 37 comments

What the phlox?

Plant ID: Are these phlox? [more inside]
posted by bink at 10:06 AM PST - 3 comments

How can I develop a more dominant personality?

How can I develop a more dominant personality? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:58 AM PST - 29 comments

Edinburgh Fringe help needed

I will be performing a comedy act at theEdinburgh Fringe Festival in August. I need some LOCAL topics (such as Govt. footbal , local controversies. prominent celeb scandals. etc) to work into my act... my star player is a vile, psycho, homicidal puppet. Your contributions need not be funny." Leave that to me. Thanks
posted by Palmerpoodles at 9:19 AM PST - 12 comments

Let's Say You've Gone Back in Time

What knowledge would a time traveler find most useful in uplifting an ancient civilization or establishing personal wealth? [more inside]
posted by Orange Pamplemousse at 9:16 AM PST - 47 comments

Get this light red out of my hair!

Good professional hair color turned into revolting light red a month later. Want to get back to original color at-home. What to do? [more inside]
posted by Dukat at 9:02 AM PST - 12 comments

Gift from the government?

New York City resident. I earned very little in 2008 and am getting all my withheld taxes back. So far so good. TaxACT seems to think I deserve an additional $145 "New York City School Tax Credit". In other words, I'd be getting more money than I put in. Is this plausible? [more inside]
posted by limon at 8:44 AM PST - 9 comments

How to get a blog comment removed from the New York Times?

For Google-sake, help me get a comment removed from one of the New York Times' blogs. [more inside]
posted by gagglezoomer at 8:09 AM PST - 28 comments

How can I pin certain windows above others on OSX?

I couldn't live without FileBox Extender when doing freelance work on my home PC's but have to use a Mac at the day job. Are there any (free) equivalents on OS X that will allow me to "pin" some windows above others? Weeks of Googling have failed me in finding an equivalent program.
posted by mister barnacles at 7:58 AM PST - 2 comments

Should I be worried about getting a glass ionomer filling?

Should I be worried about getting a glass ionomer filling? [more inside]
posted by Kirn at 7:56 AM PST - 6 comments

I need a table of deaths by state due to flu in 1918!

Where can I find a state-by-state breakdown of deaths in the 1918 flu pandemic in the US? [more inside]
posted by elder18 at 7:44 AM PST - 4 comments

Money for nothing.

Tax Filter: Do I need to report winnings from a contest? If so, how? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:40 AM PST - 6 comments

I notice you're leaving

I recently gave an extended notice period to my employer (ie, notice that I'd be giving notice) to the tune of 7 weeks. I now feel I acted rashly, and am mulling over staying. Is it feasible to rescind notice, if its actually pre-notice? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:40 AM PST - 15 comments

Disputing credit report in Canada

Please help me *effectively* dispute several items on my credit report (in Canada) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:40 AM PST - 2 comments

How to fix my record player?

Lately, my record player (not turntable) of four years hasn't been working correctly. When I turn it on, the platter part of it doesn't start spinning until I give it a slight nudge. Even after doing so, it still doesn't spin at the right speed (33 1/3 sounds more like 45, 45 sounds closer to 78, etc). Is there a relatively easy way to fix this or should I just buy a new one? My current model is really similar to the new 3-in-1 "vintage-style" Crosley.
posted by atoastedheart at 6:41 AM PST - 10 comments

Who should receive this annoucement?

Wedding Announcement Etiquette [more inside]
posted by JennyJupiter at 6:38 AM PST - 10 comments

CHECK ENGINE LIGHT!

Check Engine light is on and there is a ominous whirling sound coming from my engine? [more inside]
posted by slowtree at 6:15 AM PST - 13 comments

Backyard Or Farmers' Market?

Help a first-time vegetable gardener strategize what to grow versus what to keep buying at the farmers' market. [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 6:03 AM PST - 24 comments

Love is blind? I am a crappy friend?

My friend is getting married this summer. I have concerns but I've kept my mouth shut... should I say something? Help me to be a good friend. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:56 AM PST - 40 comments

tent repair - sewing canvas help

Sewing-filter. I need to replace the fly-screens in a canvas tent. Hints/Tips? [more inside]
posted by bystander at 4:48 AM PST - 5 comments

Math question

Math problem with shipping rates. Can a maths whiz point me in the right direction? [more inside]
posted by dydecker at 3:33 AM PST - 11 comments

Avoiding arguments politics at work...

How do I avoid getting into discussions/arguments about U.S. politics at work? [more inside]
posted by glenngulia at 3:13 AM PST - 21 comments

Buy CS3 Cheap in the UK

where can i buy legit Adobe CS3 cheap in UK?
posted by Jeanmi at 3:09 AM PST - 4 comments

Look into my eye

Which eye do you look at when you are talking with someone? [more inside]
posted by devnull at 2:50 AM PST - 37 comments

How do I synchronise Facebook with YouTube and Last.fm?

When I favourite a video on YouTube, it turns up in my Facebook feed. Same with Last.fm - when I favourite a track, all my Facebook friends can see. Apparently at some point I synchronised Facebook with YouTube and Last.fm. The problem is, I don't know how I synchronised the accounts, so I can't replicate it or show anyone else how to do it for themselves. Can anyone advise?
posted by skylar at 2:49 AM PST - 6 comments

"I you love the beat... 'Scream', the new album from Chris Cornell"

Looking for a specific Spotify audio add (Chris Cornell's). [more inside]
posted by XiBe at 2:48 AM PST - 2 comments

Seattle & Vancouver Recommendations

I'm taking a trip to Seattle & Vancouver for an extended weekend. For these places, I'd really appreciate some info on: (1) where to get good coffee in the morning, (2) recommended pubs / microbrews to hit at lunch, and (3) atmospheric watering holes to finish up the evenings. [more inside]
posted by jabberjaw at 2:39 AM PST - 23 comments

How can I guarantee I get a domain name that is expiring on Friday?

How can I guarantee I get a domain name that is expiring on Friday and what should I do to prepare / strategize? [more inside]
posted by msoffab at 2:21 AM PST - 21 comments

Non-NABber

My partner always meets up with his family at the annual National Association of Broadcasters convention in Las Vegas, and next week I'm coming along. I may or may not have a ticket. What do I do while they're wandering around NAB? [more inside]
posted by goofyfoot at 1:10 AM PST - 5 comments

Is there any where I could get a top level domain (TLD) as .list ?

Is there any where I could get a top level domain (TLD) as .list ? Or in the near future? [more inside]
posted by schindyguy at 1:05 AM PST - 7 comments

April 13

Are the small mirrors on the outside of apartment buildings in San Francisco always Feng Shui Bagua Mirrors?

Are the small mirrors on the outside of apartment buildings in San Francisco always Feng Shui Bagua Mirrors? [more inside]
posted by bottlebrushtree at 11:45 PM PST - 4 comments

Suggestions for an awesome summer roadtrip!

Cross-country road trip filter: The boyfriend and I are driving from Atlanta to the SF Bay area for our jobs at Berkeley and LLNL, respectively. This question encompasses several smaller questions about such a road trip. [more inside]
posted by derogatorysphinx at 10:56 PM PST - 11 comments

What is Fugazi's "23 Beats Off" about?

What is the Fugazi song "23 Beats Off" about, according to Fugazi? [more inside]
posted by equalpants at 10:19 PM PST - 1 comment

How is the Broad Street area?

How is Broad Street in Boston as a place to live? [more inside]
posted by dondiego87 at 10:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Is there a LeechBlock for Chrome?

Is there something like LeechBlock for Chrome? [more inside]
posted by SouthCNorthNY at 10:03 PM PST - 5 comments

How to handle someone who is jealous and mean-spirited?

How to handle someone who is jealous and mean-spirited? [more inside]
posted by ragtimepiano at 9:59 PM PST - 40 comments

But Mom it is totally legal!

How do I cover up cigar smoke in my clothing? Legal age, but would rather not explain to the parents. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:54 PM PST - 28 comments

Members of the Tribe

How many commercial products can you think of that are named after Native American groups or other indigenous peoples?

The best I can do are: Jeep Cherokee, Pontiac cars, and, um...Eskimo pies. But there must be more, right? Note: I'm NOT looking for products which use Native American or indigenous peoples' imagery in their marketing (like American Spirit cigarettes), or sports franchises. How many can you come up with?
posted by AngerBoy at 9:45 PM PST - 46 comments

What classical piece is this toy playing?

What classical music piece is being played by the Lamaze Chime Garden toy in this video? [more inside]
posted by cwhitfcd at 9:10 PM PST - 5 comments

green roth IRAs du jour

What are some environmentally and socially concious mutual funds that I should be switching my $2k roth IRA to? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 PM PST - 6 comments

What to do with the Facebook Sushi page?

I am the creator of the largest Facebook Sushi page (with 900,000+ fans); If you were me, what would you do with this power and responsibility? :) [more inside]
posted by cdemay at 8:51 PM PST - 29 comments

What's in Rose's Lime Cordial?

Do you have Rose's Lime Juice or Rose's Lime Cordial in your house? Can you list the ingredients and your country? I've been told that in some countries it contains HFCS and am curious which countries this is (wikipedia says USA alone, but am curious).
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 8:41 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I start an S-Corp/LLC in NYC?

I have to start up an LLC or S-Corp. How do I begin this process? Also, if you have experience with a good accountant in NYC who is familiar with this process, care to pass a recommendation? [more inside]
posted by helios410 at 8:21 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I start dating now that I'm sane?

I've been single for the last three years and my previous relationships have been few, brief and generally awful. I want to change this. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:17 PM PST - 5 comments

Post-Robbery Anxiety

Robbed on the street in daylight - didn't get hurt, didn't lose much, but I'm worried about the anxiety and stress of the aftermath. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:17 PM PST - 22 comments

Recommendations for keeping lots of paperwork organized and on track for completion?

I will have a fair amount of paperwork to organize and complete over the next year. I'd like to know about any efficient methods (preferably electronic) to keep track of my progress, needed information, and deadlines for each section of paperwork. [more inside]
posted by wiskunde at 8:14 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me absorb my vitamins & prevent my cold!!

How fast do vitamins & Minerals absorb into the body? [more inside]
posted by Black_Umbrella at 7:52 PM PST - 16 comments

Itinerary for camping and photography trip in southern california

Help me with an itinerary for a 3-day camping/photo tour of Southern California. [more inside]
posted by mamessner at 7:49 PM PST - 4 comments

Does the IRS Negotiate?

Taxfilter: Is it possible to negotiate with the IRS? [more inside]
posted by brigita at 7:16 PM PST - 9 comments

Trip Filter: Can't see it all, so help me decide

What's not to be missed during nine days in Israel? [more inside]
posted by TravellingCari at 7:01 PM PST - 22 comments

Why are these trees sick?

A lot of the Black Walnut trees in the area are dying. I can't quite figure out why. Common trait, most lost a lot of bark just before they died or just after. Some locals blamed a wet spring last year but I'm looking for something more specific. At least 10 trees last year, most over 10 years old, many older, have died within our little village of less than a city block. Central Pennsylvania. Any ideas?
posted by Toekneesan at 6:54 PM PST - 5 comments

RAID 5 on the motherboard?

RAID 5 on the (Gigabyte) motherboard in Ubuntu Server? [more inside]
posted by xmutex at 6:52 PM PST - 18 comments

Mr Obama?

I've noticed that often the current U.S. President is often referred to as "Mr. Obama" in the news, whether online, radio, or TV (and, it seems to me, moreso in foreign media) -- but I don't seem to remember this for "Mr. Bush" or "Mr. Clinton", who were always "President Bush" and "President Clinton" in my recollection. Did I miss this all along, or is it a new convention of the media?
posted by AzraelBrown at 6:23 PM PST - 22 comments

Total last minute Montréal vacation.

MontréalFilter: 'moonMan and I are very suddenly going to Montréal from Wednesday to Saturday. What should we do while we're there? [more inside]
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:11 PM PST - 22 comments

Did Intuit do it again?

Did Turbo Tax increase the price of their online service after I started my tax-return? [more inside]
posted by u2604ab at 6:08 PM PST - 21 comments

Substitute daybed?

This West Elm daybed we like is out of stock. Can you recommend something similar? Thanks! [more inside]
posted by Perplexity at 5:53 PM PST - 1 comment

Paris hotels with easy access to CDG and BVA airports

Where should we stay in Paris if we are landing at CDG and departing two days later from BVA (RyanAir). In those two days, we would like to see as much of Paris as possible but not end up spending an exorbitant amount traveling from the city back to our hotel, or from the hotel to the airports. [more inside]
posted by omair at 5:50 PM PST - 6 comments

There are many great quotes by famous people on why we don't need religion, but where are all the quotes from different religious groups on why we need religion?

There are many great quotes by famous people on why we don't need religion, but where are all the quotes from different religious groups on why we need religion? [more inside]
posted by querty at 5:49 PM PST - 13 comments

Getting Bachs number

Interested to know more about the 'numbers' in JS Bach's music. Sometime ago I heard a radio programme about how some of Bachs music had patterns in which could be viewed as significant outside of what the music sounded like. [more inside]
posted by southof40 at 5:38 PM PST - 10 comments

Rich black is sending me to the funny farm.

I have been having a pervasive printing error that I, as a professional should know how to avoid/solve but I can't seem to stop cutout images from printing richer than the surrounding color. Let me explain... [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 5:35 PM PST - 15 comments

long lost link

Does anyone remember the link to an apple crumble recipe, told in pictures and limited text, but done so with close up shots of a little stuffed animal? [more inside]
posted by plexi at 5:31 PM PST - 1 comment

Learn Math Via Programming?

I have always been horrible at math, but somehow a great programmer. I have found that writing a computer program that demonstrates a certain mathematical concept enables me to better understand the concept. I'm a psych major and I brought this up once in the research lab I've been working in. My prof said he recalls that someone did research and/or created a system in which a student writes a computer program that is pertinent to a certain mathematical concept and upon completion is given the regular math problem (as it would appear in a math class). This enables the student to better understand the math problem, solve, and learn math. Has anyone heard of this or anything similar? A learning system such as this would be a blessing to my education. Thanks.
posted by fightoplankton at 4:59 PM PST - 18 comments

Math

A rectangle has an area of 5.7. its length is 2.3 feet longer than its width, what are the dimensions? Thanks everyone!
posted by Benzle at 4:59 PM PST - 10 comments

Arma virumque cano

I'm a college senior who's minoring in Classical Humanities. How can I stay up-to-date in this field after graduation? [more inside]
posted by aheckler at 4:56 PM PST - 4 comments

BLACK DOG

Who did the big band version of Black Dog and where can I find it? [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 4:55 PM PST - 1 comment

There should be a 4th "R"- The Real World

Why aren't life skills taught in schools? [more inside]
posted by sixcolors at 4:49 PM PST - 40 comments

Should I go to South Africa to take care of the baby baboons?

I am thinking of volunteering at a baboon rescue in South Africa () and am wondering if anyone has any experience/wisdom/whatever to share. [more inside]
posted by Maisie at 4:48 PM PST - 5 comments

Hairy question

Teach me to braid my hair like this. [more inside]
posted by pised at 4:42 PM PST - 4 comments

Severe weather warning almanac?

Weather almanac filter: The recent string of severe weather in my area has led me to wonder - is the occurrence of National Weather Service warnings (ie. severe thunderstorm, tornado warning) actually increasing or does it just seem that way? Specifically, does anyone know if this type of information is tabulated anywhere, such as the annual/monthly number of warnings by parish (or county). Is there somewhere I could look up how many times a warning was issued in my area for 2008? I would think this data would be available somewhere, but my google-fu is failing me.
posted by tryniti at 4:24 PM PST - 7 comments

On my knees!

How do knees stay healthy? [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 4:16 PM PST - 18 comments

The voices, make them stop!

Good noise isolating headphones for work? [more inside]
posted by chairface at 4:06 PM PST - 9 comments

I have borked my computer. Help me save my nerd cred!

Help me install Windows XP with a (non-bootable) installation CD! [more inside]
posted by sah at 3:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Then God is........blank.

What is the quote about god that goes something like: "Can god intervene but chooses not to? Then he is _____. Can he intervene but is not able? Then he is _____" I can't find the exact quote. [more inside]
posted by virga at 3:43 PM PST - 11 comments

Will a ADHD diagnosis or treatment make me lose my security clearance?

Will I lose my security clearance if I am diagnosed ADD/ADHD? And if not, what about if I am diagnosed and taking prescribed, but controlled medication for it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:29 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I convert impedance to this weird phasor-form?

ElectricalEngineeringFilter: How do I add electrical impedances together, and convert the result to what looks to be a phasor? [more inside]
posted by DMan at 3:16 PM PST - 10 comments

What more can I do to help the environment?

I recycle, cycle, take the train, eat nearly no meat and don't buy useless stuff. But I know it's not enough. What can I do about environmental/consumerism issues that goes beyond that but doesn't involve chasing whalers on a tiny boat in the Sea of Japan? I'm especially interested about answers for things in the UK, but I'm academically interested in international things too. [more inside]
posted by Zarkonnen at 3:11 PM PST - 19 comments

I want to make pasta like an Italian grandma

My pasta machine is a useless waste of space. Please help! [more inside]
posted by exceptinsects at 2:27 PM PST - 16 comments

"No! Nein! Ningelschnook!"

Ningelschnook? [more inside]
posted by dirtdirt at 2:05 PM PST - 8 comments

clean, nice paris museum hotel

Last minute paris hotel recommendation [more inside]
posted by Mossy at 1:59 PM PST - 9 comments

Socializing in a second language?

How does an introvert socialize in a second language? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:56 PM PST - 16 comments

Avoiding the deadly confluence of procrastination and self-destruction

I have Important Things I Have To Do, but I'm having trouble doing them. Instead, I find myself wanting to do a variety of plainly self-destructive things. This happens to me a lot-- but why, and how do I deal with it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:56 PM PST - 21 comments

Great apps for Nokia E71

NokiaFilter: Just picked up a Nokia E71 (runs S60 3.1). Help me cram it's memory with quality apps (free great, paid okay).
posted by ConstantineXVI at 1:41 PM PST - 13 comments

Hedge funds are legal?

Just what exactly is it that hedge fund managers do that warrants the exhorbitantly huge amounts of money (IMHO) they apparently make? [more inside]
posted by qurlyjoe at 1:35 PM PST - 34 comments

You knew this day would come

Cashman is my favorite game. Where or how can I play the old Tandy/TRS-80 video game Cashman without an emulator? [more inside]
posted by cashman at 1:28 PM PST - 6 comments

How much to replace my car's meow?

How much should it cost to replace the catalytic converter in my 94 Toyota 4Runner? [more inside]
posted by infinityjinx at 1:27 PM PST - 10 comments

Is there a career out there for someone who wants to go to medical school but doesn't want to practice medicine?

I'm very interested in studying the human body and mind, particularly illness and disease. However, being a doctor isn't for me. What else is out there? [more inside]
posted by biochemist at 1:22 PM PST - 22 comments

Catastrophic MacBook Failure

I think my hard disk just died. Help me figure out an action plan, before I die of anxiety. [more inside]
posted by roofus at 1:16 PM PST - 12 comments

Niece Graduation Gift?

Eldest niece will graduate High School soon. We aren't particularly close, but I'd like to give her something useful and lasting - any suggestions?
posted by sarajane at 1:06 PM PST - 23 comments

Just fade out?

To piggyback on this previous question, should you let the other person know that you are severing ties? [more inside]
posted by blithecatpie at 1:02 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I stop offending people with my anxiety?

I left Easter dinner early due to anxiety. My family is angry. How can I make everyone happy? [more inside]
posted by giraffe at 12:27 PM PST - 38 comments

Smoke, smoke, smoke le cigarette

What is the best equivalent for Camel Ultra Lights among Canadian convenience-store cigarette brands in Quebec? [more inside]
posted by Shepherd at 12:20 PM PST - 8 comments

Should we continue eating it?

We've eaten about a half of a small box of expired cookies. Can we continue to eat them or should they be tossed? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy at 12:15 PM PST - 26 comments

Location-based reminders for Blackberry

Is there an application for Blackberry that has the ability to give location-specific reminders? [more inside]
posted by jinatrix at 12:05 PM PST - 1 comment

Is it Insider Trading to own customer's stock?

Is it insider trading to purchase and own shares of my client's stock? [more inside]
posted by Rae Datter at 12:02 PM PST - 12 comments

New camera. Now what?

Where do the photographers among you go to take interesting pictures in a city? Bonus if it's London-specific. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 11:47 AM PST - 14 comments

Thoughts on buying a used business?

Lately, I've been toying with the idea of buying a used business. It seems like if the business has been running for a while, then it's a proven concept that somebody with resources could just step right into. Has anybody done this and did it work out? Also, any recommendations for a business that is recession proof and that can deliver a moderate amount of passive income (say in the 7 to 9K per month range)?
posted by willnot at 11:30 AM PST - 18 comments

What do you hate about New Zealand

Tell me everything awful about New Zealand. [more inside]
posted by nadawi at 11:00 AM PST - 71 comments

Gussy up my feet for summer.

Are there any sandals as comfortable as Chacos but . . . well, cute? [more inside]
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 10:52 AM PST - 19 comments

What was a 786?

What do you know about a product advertised in an early 90s Computer Shopper that the manufacturer called a 786? [more inside]
posted by bunnytricks at 10:46 AM PST - 7 comments

Alternative to Wii Fit running minigame?

I really enjoy running to Wii Fit's Run courses on the TV, while I run on the treadmill. Are there any other games (on Wii or other platforms) that offer a similar running experience? [more inside]
posted by TsuKata at 10:41 AM PST - 3 comments

How was Merriweather Post Pavilion made?

Electronic music production. How, for example, were the sounds on Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion made? [more inside]
posted by invitapriore at 10:30 AM PST - 16 comments

Any experiences with using Lightning Source?

Does anyone have experience creating an account with Lightning Source? Do they have any unwritten requirements as to the scale of the publishing operation and the number of titles to be published per year?
posted by LimePi at 10:14 AM PST - 3 comments

If we don't name him soon, he'll be Thumbsy Meowlebottome Junior the Third.

Name my kitten! Relevant info below. [more inside]
posted by fiercecupcake at 10:13 AM PST - 68 comments

Must-Read Mysteries, Pre-1920!

I'm rediscovering the mystery genre and am looking for a fantastic mystery story to read, specifically something older--I'm getting interested in what happened in the genre during and immediately after World War I, so I'm specifically interested in stories/books published before 1920. Elements of international intrigue are a plus. Please, mystery lovers, help me out! Thank you in advance.
posted by teamparka at 10:09 AM PST - 14 comments

aarrrggghhh! ms word help, please?

sigh. using ms word 2003, sp3, and am trying to figure out how--or if it's even possible--to number all the paragraphs in the document. this is for a multi-reviewer document that has 1,745 paragraphs. [more inside]
posted by msconduct at 10:00 AM PST - 5 comments

Buying a first residence in a major city: can it be done?

Buying a first residence in a major city: can it be done? [more inside]
posted by cranberrymonger at 9:41 AM PST - 15 comments

How to find an affordable psychiatrist in NY who can help with debilitating ADD and Anxiety?

Is there a place I can go to get help with ADD/Anxiety in NYC, which charges by sliding scale? I have no health insurance and very little income, but a recent AskMe thread has helped change my fanatical stance against medication, and I would like to seek some help despite the financial obstacles. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:36 AM PST - 5 comments

Cute shoes for thick ankles?

Skirt season! I would like to wear skirts! What are some good casual shoes/sandals for thick ankles (cankles, if you will)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:36 AM PST - 12 comments

Drinking from Russel's Teapot

CharityFilter: Looking for a humanist charity to contribute to. Must not be extremist. Would also consider donating time and/or brain power. More details inside. [more inside]
posted by bluejayway at 9:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Thoughtcrime in Marriage: Help Needed

Over the past week I have had the worst nights with my wife I can remember in a long time. I can't remember a time in the past ten years I have felt so angry and misunderstood. I am hoping someone can give me some pointers. Long story inside and probably NSFW. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:30 AM PST - 39 comments

Minimising depth of field with a compact camera

How can I minimise the apparent depth-of-field (i.e. maximise the blurriness of the background) of photos using a compact camera? [more inside]
posted by beniamino at 9:19 AM PST - 10 comments

Best Budget Vegas Tips

My friend and I are leaving for Vegas tonight, but she got laid off this morning! I need your best budget Vegas tips pronto! [more inside]
posted by hipersons at 9:01 AM PST - 18 comments

How can we quickly deploy to multiple LAMP environments?

Are there any tools to help with deploying LAMP sites to multiple environments? [more inside]
posted by hitopshelf at 8:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Mapmixer mashup MIA?

Anyone know what happened to Yahoo's MapMixer, which allowed you to overlay images on a Yahoo-generated map? [more inside]
posted by jrchaplin at 8:54 AM PST - 1 comment

old-school lawn chair please?

where can I find old-school lawn chairs? I want the folding aluminum ones with interwoven webbing seats- like your Grandpa had. New, used, online or brick and mortar (Northeast USA) are all options. Here is a refurbished example of what I'm looking for, although I'd prefer ones with the original glorious bright clashing colors.
posted by genmonster at 8:50 AM PST - 9 comments

Are IRS tax liens public record?

Are IRS tax liens part of the public record? If so, is there a public database where I can access current/historical liens against individuals? [more inside]
posted by raz5 at 8:40 AM PST - 6 comments

All-purpose Male Shoes

Help me find a pair of comfortable, attractive all-purpose male shoes for a South American trip. Requirements: can be worn with jeans, brown pants-- fits in at bars and restaurants (tho not super classy ones) but still durable and comfortable enough to walk 5-6 miles a day on rough terrain. I'm not doing major trekking but will be walking on some dirty terrain. Costs: less than $90 USD.I'm not looking for hiking boots.
posted by sandmanwv at 8:29 AM PST - 20 comments

Strat-o-Matic baseball for beginners?

How can I get started playing Strat-o-Matic baseball? [more inside]
posted by yesno at 8:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Fresh Lobster in Downeast Maine?

Getting ready for summer: What are the best places to get Lobster north/east of Acadia National Park/Bar Harbor? Looking especially for lobster pounds or fresh from the dock. [more inside]
posted by Any Moose In a Storm at 8:27 AM PST - 5 comments

Philosophical takes on taxes/income/wealth?

I'm looking for philosophical treatises that touch on the subjects of taxes, wealth, income and the like for a blog post I'm thinking about writing. Specifically, I'm looking for philosophical musings on the government's right (or lack thereof) to collect taxes and the right (or lack thereof) of an individual to do whatever he wants with his earnings. It would be more helpful if you could point to a specific chapter/section/passage, rather than saying "try reading Marx."
posted by ekroh at 8:10 AM PST - 11 comments

Theme song to "Cell Dogs"?

Where can I find the theme song to "Cell Dogs"? [more inside]
posted by slim at 8:06 AM PST - 1 comment

How to ask if a company needs money

I recently started a job that I don't know much about. It's a commission only job for a company that does private placements for small public companies. All I have to do is qualify the leads, which comes down to two parts: do they have enough trading volume and does the company need money. My question is, how do I ask if they need money? [more inside]
posted by josher71 at 8:04 AM PST - 3 comments

Herniated disc at c5-c6, in pain and full of questions.

Is there an orthopedist in the house? Herniated disc at c5-c6, in pain and full of questions. [more inside]
posted by chez shoes at 7:57 AM PST - 18 comments

Help me replace a hinge on my folding coffee table.

Hardware experts: can you help me identify this hinge? [more inside]
posted by CunningLinguist at 7:53 AM PST - 5 comments

smooooothies

Give me your recipes for your favorite savory and non-traditional smoothies. [more inside]
posted by KateHasQuestions at 7:46 AM PST - 8 comments

Making wires longer

I have several situations where the electrical power is a long way from the electronic device. Is it best/right to run the house power the extended distance and then plug in the device's transformer? Or best/right to plug into the 'mains power' and then run an extended run of the low voltage wire to the device? [more inside]
posted by Xhris at 7:44 AM PST - 7 comments

Identify bird at Masters

Any birders watch the Masters (golf) on television this past Easter weekend? Can you identify the bird that was heard repeatedly calling throughout the broadcast? Thanks.
posted by Minos888 at 7:44 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me figure out how to keep my dress shirts nice in the office for a bicyce commute.

Help me wear a dress shirt at work while doing a bicycle commute, or, tell me what your favorite garment bag is. [more inside]
posted by onalark at 7:39 AM PST - 16 comments

Dreaming about public indecency

I'm constantly dreaming about masturbating in public. Is this normal? If not, how can I stop? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:30 AM PST - 11 comments

MBA Wanted: Help me get to Spain!

How do I fulfill my dream of getting my MBA in Spain? (Argentina is on the menu too). My main goal is to get my MBA, and I am currently a United States Citizen, however I have family in Spain. [more inside]
posted by OuttaHere at 7:22 AM PST - 6 comments

Where can I practice yoga in Paris?

Where is a good place to practice yoga in Paris? [more inside]
posted by Schismatic at 7:15 AM PST - 1 comment

Tipping etiquette in Cancun?

I'm headed to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun this weekend, and I was wondering about the tipping etiquette. Though officially, tips are included in the overall cost, I've read online that it's wise to tip anyway. Does anyone have any experience with this? [more inside]
posted by cider at 7:12 AM PST - 10 comments

Greek Orthodox Easter Bunny Icon?

Where can I find an image of the Easter Bunny in the form of a Greek Orthodox religious icon? [more inside]
posted by Hanuman1960 at 7:05 AM PST - 2 comments

What did we see in the Kenyan sky?

Did we see the International Space Station on Friday night from the beach in Malindi, Kenya? [more inside]
posted by allkindsoftime at 7:03 AM PST - 5 comments

How can I expand my job-hunt to include networking with other art teachers?

How can I expand my job-hunt to include networking with other art teachers? [more inside]
posted by debbie_ann at 7:01 AM PST - 4 comments

Enlightening and lovely literature on libraries.

Books about libraries, and books/essays about the future of them? [more inside]
posted by mrhaydel at 6:46 AM PST - 13 comments

Best Photography iPhone Apps?

Looking for good iPhone photography apps. [more inside]
posted by waraw at 6:37 AM PST - 9 comments

Log Browsing History

How can I get Firefox (3.0.1) to log my browsing history to plain text files (preferably XML, but any that isn't essential)? At a minimum I'd like the URL, page title, and a timestamp for when I loaded the page. It would be nice to have how the page was accessed (via a link? direct entry?) and how long was spent on it.
posted by phrontist at 6:32 AM PST - 2 comments

extract email addresses from garbage text?

I have a ton of garbage text with about 100 email addresses scattered within. I want a text file containing just those email addresses. Is there an MS Word search/replace query that will do that? What is it? (Or is there another way?)
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 6:11 AM PST - 15 comments

Mac Address Book to Microsoft Excel?

My main computer is a Mac (iBook) and I use the Address Book and Apple Mail. I also manage the email list for a group, and I need to be able to export the list of email addresses to either Excel (preferably) or Word. I haven't figured out how to do that. [more inside]
posted by bibbit at 6:08 AM PST - 2 comments

Who leaked the Downing Street "smear scandal"?

Who leaked the Downing Street "smear scandal"? [more inside]
posted by MrMerlot at 5:03 AM PST - 2 comments

Should I be doing more?

SecondJobFilter...How many in the hive have a second job? I have a friend who works a great job with the airlines, however, he always seems to dabble in another area on the side...a few years ago he renovated a few houses in the evenings and weekends...now he builds pools... [more inside]
posted by keep it tight at 4:40 AM PST - 22 comments

Did I get over on AT&T or did they get over on me?

I just had a very interesting transaction with AT&T Wireless about switching up my phones, but somehow I feel like I am going to lose in the end..... [more inside]
posted by TwilightKid at 4:37 AM PST - 6 comments

Readers, Psychologist, Philosophers or Writers Please, How not to get confused and feel unsetteled after reading different books and Theories?

Readers, Psychologist, Philosophers or Writers Please, How not to get confused and feel unsetteled after reading different books and Theories? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:16 AM PST - 5 comments

Colour xray scanners.

Teach me about the newer colour display x ray scanners used in security checkpoints. [more inside]
posted by Meatbomb at 4:15 AM PST - 1 comment

PA domestic issues?

Please help me understand or direct me to PA laws regarding joint home ownership by unmarried couples considering seperation (more inside). [more inside]
posted by LouReedsSon at 3:47 AM PST - 6 comments

Sciatica and surgery.

I've got a herniated (ruptured) L5 disc that is causing sciatica, due to the fluids from the disc sitting on my sciatic nerve. I'm in an enormous amount of constant pain, and am trying to decide whether or not to have surgery. [more inside]
posted by Framer at 3:23 AM PST - 13 comments

How to create a secondary y axis on Excel

How do I create a secondary y axis on Excel? [more inside]
posted by lazy robot at 1:33 AM PST - 2 comments

The Smell That Came from the Walls!

A terrible, B.O.-like smell emanates from a room in our house at odd intervals. I have a half-baked theory, which we seem to have confirmed tonight. Is it at all plausible? If yes, what can we do about it? If not, what else could it be? [more inside]
posted by DavidNYC at 12:46 AM PST - 21 comments

My teeth just took over my life.

ThinningToothEnamelFilter: So my latest trip to the dentist (three weeks ago) was a bit of a nightmare, in which I was told the enamel on my teeth is "very thin". Looking for advice on anything I can do to keep what's left, and (dubious) whether there's any way to get it back, as well as what I can expect from here on just generally. A few questions inside for those who have experienced the same thing, or others who genuinely know anything about the problem. [more inside]
posted by springbound at 12:35 AM PST - 23 comments

My feetsies are weird.

How can I fix my over-pronation? [more inside]
posted by stray at 12:08 AM PST - 11 comments

April 12

DJ Headphones for The Big-Eared?

I'm an earbud guy who needs a recommendation for DJ headphones...that won't hurt my ears. [more inside]
posted by awesomebrad at 11:44 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I talk with a parent who can't recognize me?

How to talk and 'entertain' my mother (with Alzheimers) when she no longer recognizes me? [more inside]
posted by dbmcd at 11:21 PM PST - 16 comments

What are the best resources for computer novices?

What are the best resources for computer novices? I often find myself in the position of helping friends and family figure out how to operate their computers (typically Windows XP or Vista, but OS X tips are welcome too.) While I realize there's no substitute for face-to-face instruction, my time is not infinite and I'd like to be able to set them up with some bookmarks or documents that will give them guidance when I'm not around. [more inside]
posted by contraption at 11:14 PM PST - 2 comments

Two fingers are better than one.

Tell me how to make this laptop, running Vista 64, do the Mac two-finger scroll.
posted by Number Used Once at 11:06 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me remember the name of this game?

Trying to find a certain monochromatic 3D / isometric puzzle game I saw a video of once... [more inside]
posted by TheTorns at 10:55 PM PST - 3 comments

Please introduce me to the best books about tricksters, clowns, or mischief makers.

What are some great books about tricksters or clowns? [more inside]
posted by theiconoclast31 at 10:43 PM PST - 17 comments

a sartorial color question

What colors go with maroon? [more inside]
posted by bookwibble at 9:59 PM PST - 18 comments

A Monday in Houston... With a Toddler

It looks like we're going to be in Houston for a full day, and are trying to find something to do. Difficulty: We have a two-year-old in tow, and Houston's famed Children's Museum is closed on Mondays. :( [more inside]
posted by mrbula at 9:25 PM PST - 12 comments

They were wrong with Vista - maybe here, too...

Custom Folder Icons on Network Shares - Microsoft says it can't be done... are they right? [more inside]
posted by Nice Guy Mike at 9:24 PM PST - 1 comment

Ghost in the Phonemachine

The cell phone gives off a staticky, crackly buzzing sound, audible on both sides of the connection. What are some possible causes and solutions? [more inside]
posted by not_on_display at 9:00 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me find a large flag display case

I need help finding a display case for a very large US flag. [more inside]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:47 PM PST - 12 comments

How to continue one's education without going back to school?

How to continue one's education without going back to school? [more inside]
posted by mintchip at 8:47 PM PST - 15 comments

How to reach Doctor Fun cartoonist David Farley

I'd like to ask cartoonist David Farley for permission to reprint one of his Doctor Fun cartoons. The FAQ says to request permission by email, but his listed address (d-farley@ibiblio.org) bounces. Can anyone tell me how to reach him? Thanks.
posted by espertus at 8:39 PM PST - 6 comments

What would be a cool way to print this out?

I want to print out a long 200-page discussion thread of poetry in an imaginative way. Got any ideas? It's here at http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/4724
posted by storybored at 8:20 PM PST - 3 comments

Jumping into the deepend again

KOREA FILTER: Help me decide if I should leave my current Korean university and move to Seoul to focus on Korean language learning. [more inside]
posted by Knigel at 7:41 PM PST - 4 comments

Help getting over a crush on a straight guy.

I'm a dude; he's a dude. I'm in love with him, and I need to get over him. But I can't. Please help me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:21 PM PST - 22 comments

Question about Highly Compensated Employees and 401(k) Contributions

Am I a Highly Compensated Employee (HCE) with regards to making 401(k) contributions? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:21 PM PST - 1 comment

How Do I Stop Burning Up?

CrisisFilter: when I'm in a meeting and there's a question that everyone looks at me to answer, I burn up - I feel my face redden, my ears start to glow and my back heats up and starts to sweat. Why is this a crisis? I've just been made Training Manager. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:21 PM PST - 12 comments

What Indie Band Goes Best With 70's Rock?

Who Are The Journeys and Joni's Of Today? [more inside]
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 7:02 PM PST - 77 comments

What kind of recreational sports can I play in LA?

What kind of recreational sports can I play in LA? [more inside]
posted by YoungAmerican at 6:27 PM PST - 20 comments

Will my cast iron pots work on a ceramic glasstop electric stove?

Will our cast iron cookware (Le Creuset) work on an electric range with a ceramic glass cooktop? [more inside]
posted by serunding at 5:43 PM PST - 16 comments

What is the purpose of this livejournal bot?

What mischief is this LiveJournal bot up to? [more inside]
posted by anonymisc at 5:18 PM PST - 6 comments

I'd like to enroll in the Chinese Graphic Designer 101 program, please.

I'd love to get tips/resources for 1) learning more about the Chinese language and culture for work travel, 2) doing graphic design for a Chinese audience and 3) learning more about working with Chinese writing (this was helpful, for example).* Thoughts? *Bonus points if anyone can tell me if there are any Chinese typefaces I could access that have a particularly whimsical, fun, or child-like feel. [more inside]
posted by miss lynnster at 5:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Don't poke the crazy lady, unless it's with a big check.

My unstable mother is suddenly threatening to sue my very perplexed father for back child support in the state of California. I am now 31 years old. Will a court take her seriously? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:14 PM PST - 12 comments

My ExpressCard slot is too wide.

How do I secure a FireWire ExpressCard/34 that jiggles around inside an ExpressCard 34/54 slot? [more inside]
posted by frenetic at 5:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Why does maritime law prevent lighted ships?

Does maritime law require that ships under way do so under running lights only? Why? [more inside]
posted by mccxxiii at 5:03 PM PST - 6 comments

So the first wedding of my mid-20's is coming up and it seems as though I'm able to bring a date. Should I definitely pursue a date?

So the first wedding of my mid-20's is coming up and it seems as though I'm able to bring a date. Should I definitely pursue a date? I have someone in mind but I'm afraid I have no idea how fun this wedding will even be. How should I go about this? This is new territory for me. [more inside]
posted by decrescendo at 5:02 PM PST - 15 comments

Why are dates disappearing from Movable Type calendar

Movable Type calendar issues: Why are certain dates just disappearing? [more inside]
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly at 4:52 PM PST - 1 comment

Osis Matt Explosion in US?

Does anybody know if Osis Matt Explosion (haircare product) is available in the US, maybe under different name? Living abroad, I got atached to that product. Now I find that Osis (from Scwarzkopf) is being sold in US, but apparently not Matt Explosion. Is it maybe under a different name??
posted by wanderlust_babe at 4:43 PM PST - 1 comment

apple tv or mac mini

apple tv or mac mini or both? i've spent the last few hours looking this up, and can not come to a conclusion. i have a few apple gift certs to spend, about $450. my requirements:

i want to connect to my hdtv & my stereo (not a home theater, its a zepplin - http://www.bowers-wilkins.com/display.aspx?infid=2466)
i want to play music & photos preferably without streaming
i want to browse the web
i want to play the occassional dvd (ripped or actually from a dvd)
i dont care about tv shows or movies that much, i have a directv dvr
[more inside]
posted by fumbducker at 4:43 PM PST - 17 comments

What is this monster in my house

Does anyone know what this bizarre stuffed animal monster is? [more inside]
posted by gueneverey at 4:41 PM PST - 9 comments

Rapid, safe fat loss tips?

I would like to lose a lot of fat in a short period of time. Help me do so safely and effectively! [more inside]
posted by philosophygeek at 4:32 PM PST - 15 comments

What is this leaf-like insect?

What is this insect that looks sort of like a leaf? [more inside]
posted by Dreamcast at 4:31 PM PST - 6 comments

Can I get by without a couch?

Can I get by without a couch in my new studio apartment? [more inside]
posted by AaRdVarK at 4:17 PM PST - 28 comments

Question about Miles Davis at Lincoln Center's Philharmonic Hall

How much of the Miles Davis concert recorded on Feb. 12, 1964 at Lincoln Center's Philharmonic Hall was (not) improvised? [more inside]
posted by sour cream at 3:41 PM PST - 7 comments

What's my next move?

Looking for digital ad strategy graduate programs in NYC. I've worked for almost 2 years (graduated college in the summer of 07) in web analytics/market research, and while I was laid off a few weeks ago, what I think I really want to do is make a career out of digital strategy (kind of a combo of both from what I understand). [more inside]
posted by jourman2 at 3:41 PM PST - 4 comments

Network Knowledge

How can I analyse and understand what's going on with my PeerGuardian logs? How can I understand various network commands (e.g. ping, traceroute etc.)? [more inside]
posted by djgh at 3:40 PM PST - 5 comments

A Material Issue

What is the fabric I'm looking for? I would like to make some waterproof bicycle seat covers for myself and my otherwise damp-bottomed friends... but I don't know which fabric will fit all the requirements, detailed within. [more inside]
posted by Cold Lurkey at 3:31 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me destroy my ears

I am a longtime fan of harsh noise/power electronics/drone/etc., basically the more atonal parts of the musical spectrum. I have recently discovered the evolution of hardcore known as "splittercore"/"extratone". Help me learn more about this style of music. [more inside]
posted by DecemberBoy at 3:29 PM PST - 2 comments

HELP - Broken Squeeze Ball Mess

One of my kids broke a Color Change Squeeze Ball and whatever is inside it shot out all over the couch and rug. Does anyone know what this stuff is and how to clean it?
posted by qldaddy at 2:55 PM PST - 5 comments

Should I notify an acquaintance about a faked, sexual explicit photo of them I saw on the web?

Should I notify an acquaintance about a (non-obvious) faked, sexually-explicit photo of her I saw on the web? Without going into graphic detail, it doesn't render her in the nude in any way, but does depict her, well, with something on her face. I know it's faked because I've seen the original, undoctored photo. Should I leave well-enough alone, or tell her?
posted by anonymous at 2:47 PM PST - 28 comments

Does an MBA retain its value relative to the current and near-future market?

What (if anything) is the value of an MBA in today's market? [more inside]
posted by zennoshinjou at 2:02 PM PST - 12 comments

Active writing forums?

Anyone know any active writing forums they would recommend? [more inside]
posted by Ugh at 1:57 PM PST - 5 comments

sure it's super 90's but I've never lost my wallet. Ever.

Will I be allowed to get on the plane with my wallet chain? [more inside]
posted by hector horace at 1:53 PM PST - 12 comments

multiple wierd symptoms.

you are not a/my doctor. EMT's, ER doc and my Dr haven't a clue. Have made appointments with a vast array of specialists. Body temp of 94 and other strange details inside [more inside]
posted by misspat at 1:50 PM PST - 12 comments

Halp save my oyster stew!

The milk in my oyster stew boiled over. Is it salvageable? I've got an oyster stew on the stove, ingredients are half and half, a tonne of butter, oysters, shallots and celery. I left it (I know, I know) in the care of a roomate for two minutes, and it boiled over. Now the milk is a little clotty. Is there a fix, or has this been ruined?
posted by thatbrunette at 1:16 PM PST - 6 comments

What's the key to getting involved with as many interesting projects and meeting as many interesting people as possible?

What's the key to getting involved with as many interesting projects and meeting as many interesting people as possible? [more inside]
posted by coffeecold at 1:10 PM PST - 17 comments

Putting all your eggs in one window.

The other day a childhood memory came back to me. Forgot all about it until we bought and were talking about our Easter Eggs. [more inside]
posted by Webbster at 12:45 PM PST - 6 comments

In the case of divorced parents, who gets to decide on funerary issues if children die?

In the case of divorced parents, who gets to decide on funerary issues if children die?
posted by matkline at 12:41 PM PST - 8 comments

Is lizard brain consciousness real?

Can human beings achieve a 'lizard brain consciousness? Is it scientifically documented? What techniques can one use to access this. [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 12:38 PM PST - 17 comments

Dual boot, single drive, encryption

Dual booting Win XP and Win 7 off the same disk... I have already used TrueCrypt to encrypt the primary Win XP Partition. Anything I should know before attempting to do the Win 7 partition? I don't want to mess up any boot loaders. [more inside]
posted by yoyoceramic at 12:33 PM PST - 2 comments

Help! I screwed up my taxes

I moved to California in late March. All my W2 says New York. How badly have I screwed up? How can I fix it? [more inside]
posted by aoeu at 11:56 AM PST - 3 comments

Can you recommend the Writer's Center in Bethesda, Maryland?

Can you recommend the Writer's Center in Bethesda, Maryland? Or else can you recommend any other creative writing classes/workshops in the DC area? [more inside]
posted by medpt at 11:56 AM PST - 3 comments

Insurance Settlement

A friend, a 62 year old woman, was injured while driving in TN; her car was totalled. She is suffering back pain. She has been to an attorney who has retained an independent doctor to evaluate her. The doctor has assessed that she retains 5% PPI (permanent personal impairment?). The question she has - what is the likely dollar value of the settlement based on the 5%?
posted by cmh0150 at 11:36 AM PST - 7 comments

What is the original source of this quote about immortality?

"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." What's the original source for this quote? [more inside]
posted by joe lisboa at 11:28 AM PST - 7 comments

Cat vs cat in new enviroment for both

My boyfriend and I each have a cat. We're moving in together. Help? [more inside]
posted by lovebird at 11:26 AM PST - 14 comments

How can I add comments to a PDF?

I want to be able to make notes on a PDF file that has been sent to me, but don't know what program to use. I need to highlight or comment on errors in the original text, save the document, and send it on to someone else. [more inside]
posted by different at 11:03 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me help him . . . before I lose my mind

Help me help him . . . be a better boyfriend. Specifically, looking for book recommendations to help him understand his 'role' as boyfriend. [more inside]
posted by lblair at 10:57 AM PST - 62 comments

How to remove folded stuck contact lens?

I have a contact lens that has folded on itself and is stuck in the extreme upper corner of my eye. How do I get it out? The usual methods haven't worked. [more inside]
posted by nihraguk at 10:49 AM PST - 24 comments

Pomegranate Search

Where can I buy a large amount of fresh, whole pomegranates? [more inside]
posted by Suparnova at 10:37 AM PST - 5 comments

So now I'm creating line of business applications, how do I do this exactly?

Help a non-developer get up to speed on creating internal business applications, forms and reports, that interface with an existing small to mid sized business ERP system. I got it sort of working with BizTalk and Sharepoint. I have no formal training, what's the right way to do things? Should I program the logic in the application, the database or some sort of middleware program? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:36 AM PST - 6 comments

Mirtazapine

Please tell me about your experiences of taking mirtazapine (Zispin, Remeron). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:36 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me find faux historical news program about Midievil Europe.

Help me find a historical faux-news program that I remember from my childhood. [more inside]
posted by slavlin at 10:18 AM PST - 6 comments

Sending emails through a nonprofit's website

How to set up a way for my non-profit's supporters to send letters to the editor and to elected officials online? [more inside]
posted by acridrabbit at 9:47 AM PST - 6 comments

Ancient Future History

Continuing a long tradition of "Name this [whatever]," I'm trying to identify a science fiction story or series of stories published in Boy's Life Magazine in the mid-1960s. [more inside]
posted by lhauser at 9:21 AM PST - 9 comments

How much to spend on a wedding gift, general rule?

Non American needs help with determining a "fair" $ gift amount for upcoming and any wedding. [more inside]
posted by sequin at 8:21 AM PST - 25 comments

Help forcing non-native resolution for external monitor.

Need help forcing older laptop to power external LCD monitor at a resolution of 1280 x 768. [more inside]
posted by Jackie_Treehorn at 8:00 AM PST - 6 comments

Bodybuilding photo progress

I'm looking for photo progressions of people putting on significant amounts of muscle--preferably of those who started out skinny. [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 7:42 AM PST - 6 comments

How can I be outgoing without the use of alcohol?

How can I be outgoing without the use of alcohol? [more inside]
posted by flibbertigibbet at 7:36 AM PST - 11 comments

Floor Lamp Me!

I just moved to a new home that has poor lighting in my office. I'm looking for a nice freestanding floor lamp with some powerful bulbs to illuminate the office or another suggestion on what to do. The office is used mainly for reading and writing my law related stuff. I'm willing to pay a $100 (possible more) for a quality floor lamp. I liked this one from amazon but the shade is plastic and I think it might look cheap in person. Points if the link is to something I can order online! Thanks!
posted by roundrock at 7:35 AM PST - 5 comments

I need a sense of time frame.

Most history books seem to focus on one geographical location, and usually limit that focus to a narrow swath of time as well. I would like recommendations for books (or videos or anything else) that do neither of these things. [more inside]
posted by Nattie at 7:08 AM PST - 30 comments

I'm boring, depressed, lonely and extremly pessimistic

I have no interests at all. Nothing appeals to me. I don't know if it's cause I'm depressed or boring. What's the difference???? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:51 AM PST - 22 comments

What are the repercussions of bad SEO?

What are the repercussions (if any) of bad Search Engine Optimization (SEO) techniques? [more inside]
posted by jim.christian at 6:35 AM PST - 10 comments

Passive income stream which covers your mortgage

What would you do if you had a passive income stream which covered your mortgage? [more inside]
posted by lilyflower at 4:23 AM PST - 30 comments

my pain is a special snowflake

YANMD-filter: I'm having ear pain and want to avoid going to the hospital if I can. Yucky details inside. [more inside]
posted by mustard seeds at 1:58 AM PST - 14 comments

April 11

American Philosophy After Rorty

What to read of American philosophy (or the lack thereof) after Rorty? [more inside]
posted by ageispolis at 11:05 PM PST - 6 comments

a great unique 'experience' in Chicago for our anniversary?

Any ideas for a unique Chicago date/experience for my wife and I on our anniversary? -- that is NOT a restaurant?? [more inside]
posted by chicagodoc at 10:41 PM PST - 15 comments

Or En Aye Ay? What does this song mean?

You may very well recognize this song. It is from this movie. What does it mean? Does the first stanza and/or chorus spell something? Please help! [more inside]
posted by crazyray at 10:40 PM PST - 9 comments

Dual-Boot Blues

Has anyone installed OS X on a windows laptop? How does it compare to a Mac Book? Is it as stable and/or fast? I would like to put together a Windows/OS X dual-boot machine to take advantage of both operating systems and while it sounds good theoretically I an curious about how it works practically. (Plus, I would rather not pay Apple laptop prices)
posted by rtimmel at 9:13 PM PST - 16 comments

Where can I find a swimsuit like this one?

Awesome VS swimsuit not available in my size. Looking for similar alternatives. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Picking a healthy weight after extreme weight loss

How do I know if I'm at a healthy weight, given some complications? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:08 PM PST - 14 comments

"Better lucky than good"--where does it come from?

"Better lucky than good." Who said it first?
posted by Slinga at 8:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Best site for refrigerator shopping?

Is there a site where I can search for specific refrigerator dimensions? Not cubic capacity, but actual height, width and depth. [more inside]
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 7:29 PM PST - 7 comments

can i make delicious greasy street food in my kitchen?

How can I replicate this food? [more inside]
posted by sarahj at 6:16 PM PST - 4 comments

What's up with my reaction to alcohol?

I have a really wierd reaction to alcohol. What is it and can I prevent it without giving up drinking forever? (Details inside!) [more inside]
posted by Quizicalcoatl at 6:04 PM PST - 20 comments

how to tumble?

How do I interact with others on tumblr? [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 6:00 PM PST - 4 comments

What feeder is best at attracting cardinals.?

In your experience, what is the best feeder for attracting cardinals? [more inside]
posted by MaryDellamorte at 5:11 PM PST - 21 comments

What would you wear if you were a Coke bottle?

Women's style question: I love clothes with a fitted hourglass silhouette. I've found a few hourglass-emphasizing styles that suit me, and would like more. Seeking visual style ideas as well as suggestions for brick-and-mortar shops in Toronto or NYC. [more inside]
posted by twistofrhyme at 4:54 PM PST - 12 comments

What film is this from?

Could anyone help me to identify the source material this screenshot is from? [more inside]
posted by emperor.seamus at 4:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Old Cartoon filter: Looking for "Kitchen of the Future" style parody cartoons.

Old Cartoon filter: Looking for "Kitchen of the Future" style parody cartoons. [more inside]
posted by toekneebullard at 4:08 PM PST - 10 comments

What was the purple speckled bean I saw in Tamil Nadu, India?

When I lived in Chennai, the produce markets had these large fava-sized/shaped beans that were bright purple and white. They were fresh. Sometimes they came in large similarly colored pods, other times there were shelled. They were edible fresh, though we steamed them for sanitation. They were some of the best beans I've ever had, and reminded me more of fresh pea pods than beans, despite their large size. Any clue what they were?
posted by aussicht at 4:00 PM PST - 12 comments

Do Prismacolor pencils ever go bad?

Do Prismacolor pencils ever go bad? [more inside]
posted by aquafortis at 3:11 PM PST - 7 comments

How to start a community music ensemble

Are there instrumental equivalents to community choirs? And which ones work? [more inside]
posted by argybarg at 3:09 PM PST - 11 comments

My backpack is crushing my sciatic nerve

My backpack is crushing my sciatic nerve. I'd like that to stop. [more inside]
posted by a robot made out of meat at 3:01 PM PST - 3 comments

Can't get new laptop to connect to wireless network

Cannot get new laptop to connect to secured wireless network! Arrghh! [more inside]
posted by Kat Allison at 2:57 PM PST - 16 comments

If a german laughs in the forest....

OK, what was the funny book the German in the forest was reading? [more inside]
posted by acrasis at 2:56 PM PST - 17 comments

Can I buy my first car with zero or little down?

Can I buy my first car with zero down and sub $300 payments? [more inside]
posted by HonorShadow at 2:43 PM PST - 24 comments

How Do I Sell My Wife on Moving to Connecticut?

I got a sweet job in a town near New Haven, Connecticut. I'd been looking for work for about six months prior in California and I got nothing promising at all. So, when I got an offer in New England, I took it. The problem is this - my wife does not want to move to the east coast. I'm the bread-winner, so she'll go but I'm trying really hard to sell her on Connecticut as a cool place to live. Can anyone think of things to try to help me talk up Connecticut? [more inside]
posted by Oso Mocoso at 2:25 PM PST - 32 comments

Nothing you do not need

TattooFilter. Looking for a poetic version of the phrase "Nothing you do not need." [more inside]
posted by anthropoid at 1:53 PM PST - 33 comments

separation anxiety in dog

Severe separation anxiety in mini poodle? We adopted a mini poodle about 3 months ago. Before my husband and I adopted her, she was with 9 other dogs. We adopted her alone and I don't know if that's part of the problem. Our problem is that she can't be left alone for even a few minutes. [more inside]
posted by bananafish at 1:30 PM PST - 6 comments

I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave

I have been a Ubuntu 8.10 user for about 2 months and I'm having some internet trouble (explained inside). [more inside]
posted by Pseudology at 1:22 PM PST - 6 comments

Alien artifact?

I found something in the road. It's metallic and magnetic. Just curious if anyone can tell me what it might be. Photo here and here. Thanks.
posted by various at 1:12 PM PST - 11 comments

Where should our Retirement Plan deductions go? 403(b), 457, and Roth IRA confusion

TaxFilter: Where should our 403(b), 457, and Roth IRA contributions go on our tax forms (1040A)?
Do our 403(b) and/or 457 go on the same line as a Traditional IRA? Does the Roth IRA get included at all? [more inside]
posted by unclezeb at 1:06 PM PST - 8 comments

Stiff not a good thing in this case

Breaking in a stiff, new baseball glove. Recommendations? [more inside]
posted by terrier319 at 12:30 PM PST - 17 comments

US e-cig dealer

Anybody know a good e-cigarette seller? Please understand, I am not looking for any alternatives to e-cigarettes, just for experience purchasing e-cigs in the US. [more inside]
posted by solo at 12:29 PM PST - 7 comments

Fishing for answers

My grandmother just gave me an old framed print of a 1903 painting entitled "Summer-Girl" by a James Arthur. I haven't had any luck finding out who Mr. Arthur was, but he seems to have been a capable artist and popular enough to have prints made of his work. There's a torn look to the top of the print, as though it were ripped from a book of prints, but I can't find any info about that book or where the image comes from. If anyone knows more about James Arthur, this picture or his other work, I would be most grateful. Thanks!
posted by ktoad at 12:14 PM PST - 4 comments

The termites are invading!

We've called the exterminator. But it's Saturday, and the termites are pouring into one room in the house. Are there any short term methods for fighting the infestation? The professionals are coming on Monday, but what can we do before then? [more inside]
posted by dirtmonster at 12:06 PM PST - 19 comments

Flash banners vs. animated gif banners

Flash banners vs. animated gif banners - the real pluses and minuses. What are they? [more inside]
posted by chuke at 12:06 PM PST - 10 comments

Wow, I'm bad at this game.

Western chess player looking to get less embarrassingly bad at Xiangqi / Chinese Chess... [more inside]
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 11:42 AM PST - 4 comments

Should I join the Cult of Apple?

This long-time PC user is thinking about getting an iMac and needs advice from current iMac owners. [more inside]
posted by wintermute2_0 at 11:15 AM PST - 16 comments

Headphone jack Snapped Off Inside Laptop

I have about a quarter of an inch of a headphone jack snapped off inside my laptop due to a manic dachshund. Can you recommend a tool I can use to get it out? I've tried very small tweezers but I can't get in there. I attempted to open it up but stopped when I got to the point I didn't know what I was doing.
posted by zzazazz at 10:55 AM PST - 36 comments

L7

I have four relatively large photographs I need framed. Where in new york city can I get a good deal? [more inside]
posted by milarepa at 10:26 AM PST - 9 comments

Can you recommend an Invisalign doc in SF/SJ?

I'm thinking about getting Invisalign to help correct my bite. [more inside]
posted by doubtful_guest at 9:41 AM PST - 9 comments

I need a cheap telecine.

I'm looking for a super-cheap 16mm telecine in NYC. [more inside]
posted by Awkward Philip at 9:16 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me find the right meditation teacher

I'm looking for a skilled meditation teacher in the vicinity of Sydney, Australia. Preferably someone who knows how to work with students experiencing emotional trauma. Advice about directly helping a very anxious and hostile person meditate would also be welcome. There's a lot... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:01 AM PST - 5 comments

The Ancient Indian Burial Ground of relationships

I need some secular resources for learning to forgive, and how to relate if you have a broken relationship model. I have got to stop wanting an apology from someone who is never going to apologize to me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:01 AM PST - 31 comments

Wikipedia Reliability Meter

I'd like to put together a Wikipedia Accuracy Meter - Perhaps a browser plug-in or a web page that attempts to give an estimate of the reliability of any given article at any given moment. Please come in for discussion of algorithm and technical hoo-ha to help me assess if this is a weekend project or a master's thesis.... [more inside]
posted by mzurer at 8:59 AM PST - 17 comments

Sudden drop in water pressure on second floor

What can I do to investigate a sudden drop in water pressure (or flow) in the second floor only of my house before I call a plumber this Monday? [more inside]
posted by maudlin at 8:27 AM PST - 9 comments

Purrrrrrrrr

Why do humans enjoy it when cats purr?
posted by Artw at 8:27 AM PST - 34 comments

Virus?

Is this a computer security issue? [more inside]
posted by Iron Rat at 8:01 AM PST - 11 comments

When did I find out Anakin Skywalker fell in a volcano?

When did I find out Anakin Skywalker fell in a volcano? This would have been sometime between 1977 and 1983. [more inside]
posted by marxchivist at 7:46 AM PST - 19 comments

I think I want more strategery.

GuidanceCounselorFilter: What jobs involve strategic decisions on a fairly frequent basis? [more inside]
posted by ignignokt at 7:12 AM PST - 13 comments

Defending against Somali pirates.

Recent hostage taking by Somali pirates from ships near their border makes me wonder why it's illegal to arm a ship with weapons to protect themselves from attack? [more inside]
posted by boby at 7:07 AM PST - 22 comments

Help with a stomach problem?

I need help with a stomach problem I'm having. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:20 AM PST - 15 comments

Bellying up in more ways than 1

I'm pregnant, social, and looking for your best excuses for not drinking alcohol (read: help me lie to my colleagues and friends). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:19 AM PST - 50 comments

How to get my microwave oven to heat again

Why did my microwave oven stop heating after I tried to use it to heat water in a clear pyrex measuring cup? And how can I get it to work again? I've had the not-heating problem before, and it has gone away. I can't remember whether I did something to make it work again. This time, I tried unplugging the oven and plugging it in again -- no dice. Everything works except for the heating up part.
posted by Sia Stewart at 6:17 AM PST - 5 comments

The Bug on the Wire?

On the TV show the Wire, they talk about "the bug". What disease are they referring to?
posted by oteric at 6:03 AM PST - 11 comments

Where to Buy a Pearl in Tokyo?

One perfect white or black pearl in Tokyo? [more inside]
posted by Alnedra at 5:46 AM PST - 4 comments

Streamline my French toast production!

I loves me some French toast, but find it's kind of a pain to make. I don't need a recipe for French toast, I need a battle plan. [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 5:19 AM PST - 24 comments

Help me be web-savvy again (does anyone still use that term?)

I was once a teenage web design nerd. Now I'm an old-media content producer with horribly out-of-date new-media skills. What should I learn, and where should I learn it? [more inside]
posted by embrangled at 4:25 AM PST - 13 comments

What if some crazy freak shot up vodka?

Shooting up alcohol intravenously? What? [more inside]
posted by Avelwood at 2:54 AM PST - 17 comments

WAH!

My HP Pavillion dv6000 laptop works fine...except for one little battery related thing. [more inside]
posted by Neonshock at 2:38 AM PST - 4 comments

itunes whut?

I have a 100g+ and growing music collection that needs proper management. Currently I just dump it in to winamp and hit shuffle, but that doesn't help me tag or organize the stuff, and sometimes the transitions between songs are pretty jarring, e.g. it'll jump from Tortoise to Black Flag. I'm looking for software or winamp plugin(s) that can fix both these problems: [more inside]
posted by saysthis at 1:25 AM PST - 16 comments

Amelie music box?

Where in Paris can I buy a small, relatively-inexpensive music box which plays the theme waltz from the movie "Amelie?" Will be there in a few days.
posted by dorgla at 12:07 AM PST - 6 comments

April 10

Ipod battery replacement?

Has anyone replaced their ipod battery? [more inside]
posted by wayofthedodo at 11:43 PM PST - 14 comments

Go west, young man!

What are adventures I can do at 25 which I won't be able to do when I'm older? [more inside]
posted by gushn at 10:43 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me design Kaylee's Kustom Kiddee Blox!

I am making my newest child (6 months) a custom set of blocks. Please suggest an AWESOME font for me to carve the letters into them as. They will be various colors, each block one solid color, with the letter different colored, or possibly just black lettering (haven't decided yet, feel free to put this along with your suggestion). [more inside]
posted by JonnyRotten at 9:34 PM PST - 22 comments

60s/70s underground dance party

Suggest underappreciated music for a 60s/70s dance party. [more inside]
posted by hpliferaft at 8:43 PM PST - 26 comments

Why have 2000 miles disappeared from my odometer?

My odometer has gone backwards by about 2000 miles. What caused this and should I be worried? [more inside]
posted by srrh at 8:23 PM PST - 12 comments

Music from Alexander the Last?

Does anyone know if the song "New Shoes" from the movie "Alexander the Last" is available for me to buy or listen to online? I am having trouble finding it. I gather that the singer/writer, Jo Schornikow, is in a band called The Shivers, but I cannot find any reference to this song on their pages. Please help!
posted by foxinthesnow at 7:47 PM PST - 4 comments

Where are the ticking time bombs?

I am collecting examples of the “Ticking Time Bomb Scenario” in fiction, film/tv, and journalism. [more inside]
posted by Mngo at 7:43 PM PST - 10 comments

I need her family to stop abusing her and her credit cards.

Jane's mother is racking up enormous charges on credit cards in Jane's name, completely against Jane's consent. How can she stop this? Difficulty: No consequences for Jane's mother. [more inside]
posted by lizzicide at 6:09 PM PST - 24 comments

Can I use Photoshop Elements to design web interfaces?

As a tool for designing web interfaces, is Photoshop Elements comparable to regular Adobe Photoshop? [more inside]
posted by zorro astor at 5:02 PM PST - 21 comments

Prepare me for real life poker.

How does real poker compare to online? [more inside]
posted by Thrillhouse at 4:53 PM PST - 24 comments

Critique me, please!

A friend and I write erotic stories together and would like some critique on a couple of them. I've submitted it to LustyLibrary.com but seems they are pretty backlogged and it's going to take a while to get posted. Can you suggest any sites where I can post these stories and get some feedback on them?
posted by Mysticalchick at 4:44 PM PST - 10 comments

Tips on buying condo in New York?

For purchasing a 1- or 2-bedroom condo in NYC: tips and links to how to search effectively, evaluate wisely, and get a great deal and wondeful home? Ideas (or links to forums) about which neighborhoods and types of condos are the best values, broker recommendations, etc.?
posted by Malad at 4:41 PM PST - 7 comments

How to record a call using a cell phone?

How do I record a call on a cell phone - or what are my options for recording a conversation in the situation I'm dealing with? [more inside]
posted by Jennifer S. at 4:40 PM PST - 14 comments

Can't switch between XBox and Computer on my LCD Monitor

How can I switch between my XBox 360 and my Computer on my LG 22" widescreen monitor? [more inside]
posted by ODiV at 4:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Of Beauty and Consolation

During some insomnia nights, some years ago, I was lucky enough to come across with Of Beauty and Consolation on the tv, which was an English translation of the dutch tv program Van de Schoonheid en de Troost. The program is a series of interviews with intellectuals. The Richard Rorty interview is available on-line. Now I'm trying to get the DVD box, and it seems there is a dutch version available, but since I don't know a word of dutch, I'm trying to find the English version. Anyone can help this quest?
posted by dfreire at 4:20 PM PST - 1 comment

Looking for advice and experiences after being diagnosed with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).

Looking for advice and experiences after being diagnosed with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:47 PM PST - 18 comments

RAM upgrade backwards-compatibility

Is DDR2 PC2-6400 memory backwards-compatible with a laptop that uses DDR2 PC2-5300? [more inside]
posted by DB Cooper at 3:40 PM PST - 7 comments

old mac Mini is too Mini for TV

I have an old G5 PowerPC Mac Mini that would be just right to repurpose as a DVR/HTPC. But the weak onboard graphics are preventing joy. Is there a way I can offload the graphics processing workload to an auxillary device? [more inside]
posted by penciltopper at 3:06 PM PST - 8 comments

Need layout help

I'm trying to puzzle out a change I'd like to make to this page (and its brethren) on my website. [more inside]
posted by pjern at 2:59 PM PST - 3 comments

iCal for windows?

Offline Calendar application for Windows that is not Sunbird? [more inside]
posted by Phire at 2:48 PM PST - 7 comments

OS X utility for wrapping text in HTML?

Is there an OS X key command utility or service that will let me wrap selected text in clipboard text and predefined strings (such as HTML)? [more inside]
posted by Typographica at 2:34 PM PST - 5 comments

China is really big! Where do I go?

After many other ideas have fallen through, I think I'll be going to China about 7 days in May. But it's so big! Inner Mongolia sounds cool; is it worth traveling around Hohhot? I could go surfing in Hainan, but how is the beach compared to Ha Long Bay, or Copacabana, or Playas del Este...? [more inside]
posted by whatzit at 2:31 PM PST - 15 comments

I'm still waiting on my chicks for free

As I understand it, the US government is giving away $8000 each to almost all first-time home buyers this year. How do I protest the government giving away money for free?
posted by malp at 2:19 PM PST - 47 comments

How to find buskers and street musicians/artists/performers without stumbling over them

I've set up a website showcasing NYC's street performers, among other things. It has just started, and I'm trying to tell artists about it. I've tried contacting MUNY and performers.net, with mixed results. Other than traveling Manhattan's streets with a business card, what other ways are there of getting in contact with the city's street artists?
posted by omnigut at 2:11 PM PST - 7 comments

With practically no clues to guide you, please help me figure out the name of this semi-obscure classic rock song!

A non-chorus line mentions leaving a message for the wind, I think. And then the next line is something about the wind maybe passing on that message to some other aspect of nature? How's that for specific? This is not "A Message to the Wind" by Gordon Lightfoot, by the way. I would guess it hails from the mid-seventies. In terms of "feeling," my vague-ass memory places it somewhere between Boston and Kansas, but that's obviously slippery footing.
posted by Fred Mars at 2:01 PM PST - 8 comments

Best cities on the interwebs

What are some great examples of cities using new media to connect citizens? to promote a project? to do something awesome? [more inside]
posted by icarus at 1:44 PM PST - 11 comments

Help a friend find a book she loved as younger person.

Trying to find a friend find a book she remembers reading as a child, fantasy genre, wizards, kids with magic, and it was a trillogy! Better description (kinda) inside [more inside]
posted by Syntoad at 1:38 PM PST - 5 comments

The moth don't care if you figure out what instrument that is...

What is the instrument heard at 0:46 in Aimee Mann's "The Moth"? [more inside]
posted by inoculatedcities at 1:21 PM PST - 5 comments

Which Pianist Doesn't Like Daniel Albright?

Does anyone know which pianist wrote this obscure piece? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 1:17 PM PST - 5 comments

I swear you were there when the carousel burned down

Recommend some readily available, excellent collections of recordings of old-timey, fairground band organ music. [more inside]
posted by anazgnos at 12:59 PM PST - 2 comments

Sex life gone, complications of course, how to improve things?

A common story: after 7 years of marriage, post-partum depression and a now-3 year old kid, sex (and sexiness) is long gone. I (husband) would like it back. I'm trying to be a supportive partner and make things better, but don't seem to be having any impact. She says she cares, but doesn't make efforts to help. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:27 PM PST - 38 comments

I want to put a web site on my Kindle.

Is there a simple way to convert a multi-page website to a mobi-format book for reading on a Kindle? The site contains html-text plus graphics, but no interactivity. [more inside]
posted by grumblebee at 12:20 PM PST - 10 comments

How to get funds to buy into existing business?

I have a client who has an opportunity to buy into a business, but can't tap into home equity, etc. Are there small business loans that lend to people buying into existing, established companies? Who is good and easy to work with?
posted by ruhlmark at 12:19 PM PST - 1 comment

Should I use Flex to make a front-end for a job board?

Are there any problems with building the front-end for a job board in Adobe Flex? [more inside]
posted by ckohrman at 12:03 PM PST - 9 comments

Why can't everything be clear?

Crystal Clear Eyeglass frames? [more inside]
posted by leotrotsky at 11:43 AM PST - 11 comments

Catching up on Baseball

For the first time in more than 20 years, I've taken an interest in baseball. As it's been so long, I don't have a solid understanding of the current state of the game and its players. Is there a good (preferably online) resource for catching up on team rosters and player biographies? Most blogs and sports related websites I've found are heavy on the statistics and short on background narrative. [more inside]
posted by aladfar at 11:31 AM PST - 16 comments

How did Kyle Payne get caught?

How did Kyle Payne get caught?
posted by TigerCrane at 11:24 AM PST - 13 comments

What to do about my alcoholic father?

What to do about my alcoholic father? [more inside]
posted by gman at 11:20 AM PST - 48 comments

If You Can't Get a Woman Get a Clean Old Man

I’m curious about the origin and usage of the term, “Clean old man.” I’ve run across it reading on a few occasions. [more inside]
posted by Phlogiston at 11:12 AM PST - 9 comments

A better way to pause

I'm looking for a way to pause/unpause VLC using the middle mouse button even if VLC doesn't have focus. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by aerotive at 11:03 AM PST - 5 comments

Guys outdoing the girls - Single Ladies Dance Remix

I saw a video of a bunch of stylish black dudes dancing to "Single Ladies", and doing a damn good job of it. Help me find it again! [more inside]
posted by anonaccount at 10:36 AM PST - 4 comments

Where can I look up calorie information for typical Japanese foods?

I'm looking for a website or perhaps a printed book that gives typical nutritional values for a large variety of Japanese foods. [more inside]
posted by Vorteks at 10:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Is there an airline that will take me to a less popular destination for less money

Are there domestic airlines that charge less to fly to you to and from smaller cities? [more inside]
posted by ramenopres at 10:22 AM PST - 10 comments

Weaving noob seeks loom advice

I want to learn how to weave a few specific projects and need advice about materials. Problem? I have never woven anything. [more inside]
posted by MonkeyToes at 10:18 AM PST - 5 comments

Disherwasher vs. hand washing

Dishwasher vs. hand washing. Assuming we run the dishwasher only when it's full, which method uses less water and fuel?
posted by markcmyers at 10:18 AM PST - 11 comments

Monitor shopping for my PS3

I finally got a PS3 and I'm looking for a good monitor to go with it. I did some searching and I've narrowed it down to two options:

Acer H213H, ASUS VH242H

Does anyone own any of these? Which is the better buy? Is there anything better out there in the same price range?
posted by Mr_Thirdworld at 10:13 AM PST - 5 comments

Web Referral Tracking For Morons

Coding advice needed on how to create some basic user/referral tracking functionality on a website. [more inside]
posted by spicynuts at 10:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me plan an international vacation for two. For less than $1000.

A friend and I are thinking about taking a week-long trip together in mid/late August. We want to get out of North America, and we can leave from either NY or Montreal. Where should we go? [more inside]
posted by rebekah at 9:17 AM PST - 7 comments

BoiseNetWiz

I was looking in my TEMP folder in a wave of paranoia related to the conficker virus and I found these two files: BoiseNetWiz.his and BoiseNetWiz.txt. I didn't find the text file too illuminating nor did a Google search help too much. What is this file for? Should I delete it?
posted by Red58 at 9:16 AM PST - 9 comments

Simple Easter game for the whole family?

I need a simple Easter game that my whole family can play. The winner needs to be determined quickly. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by banished at 9:13 AM PST - 17 comments

I like my bike, and I want to keep it, and keep it clean.

How can I secure my bicycle from weather and thieves with the least amount of work and hardware? [more inside]
posted by ChrisR at 9:11 AM PST - 17 comments

Register domain name. That's it.

I want to register two domain names that I think I may use at some point in the future. I don't need hosting just yet. This is probably obvious to some, but I couldn't find a definitive answer. How do I go about it?
posted by dicetumbler at 8:58 AM PST - 19 comments

How does rifle cartridge brass end up on the sidewalk in Brooklyn?

How does rifle cartridge brass end up on the sidewalk in Brooklyn? [more inside]
posted by jeb at 8:49 AM PST - 13 comments

Yes, we have no cherries

I hate to waste an AskMe question on this, but where can I find cherries, frozen or fresh, in Toronto tomorrow? [more inside]
posted by orange swan at 8:48 AM PST - 14 comments

Network access control on a timer?

Network access control on a timer? [more inside]
posted by doomtop at 8:35 AM PST - 3 comments

Reduce my income tax withholding to receive my First Time-Home Buyer Credit early?

Should I reduce my income tax withholding to receive my First Time-Home Buyer Credit early? [more inside]
posted by dpollitt at 7:22 AM PST - 10 comments

Great walk-in closet ideas?

What's the best low-budget item you've ever bought or built for your walk-in closet ? [more inside]
posted by qsysopr at 7:20 AM PST - 19 comments

Where's my American Easter holiday gone?

The US has holidays at Christmas. Why not Easter? [more inside]
posted by almostwitty at 7:17 AM PST - 40 comments

What are these wires for?

What are these wires for in my kitchen? [more inside]
posted by SNACKeR at 7:14 AM PST - 13 comments

My palettes in InDesign are moving without my permission!

Why are my palettes moving in InDesign? [more inside]
posted by UnclePlayground at 7:07 AM PST - 5 comments

In/Around France at the end of May - help?

I need to be in Lyon the first week of June, just for a day or so. I can take a week or so of vacation at that same time, but I'm having some sort of vacation paralysis deciding specifics. I am willing to consider all sorts of options. [more inside]
posted by KAS at 6:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me learn to template MediaWiki

I am trying to find concise, direct instructions on how to create templates (not skins, templates) for MediaWiki and I'm coming up short. While Google has tons of hits, many incorrectly identify skins as templates, and the rest spread the information out through so many other topics that it is simply frustrating. Is there a resource out there that will help me develop MediaWiki page templates in a step-by-step fashion?
posted by arniec at 6:44 AM PST - 3 comments

The restore did more damage than the crash...

Looking to automate the backup and download of mySQL tables on a cPanel webhost to an external FTP site. [more inside]
posted by GJSchaller at 6:30 AM PST - 6 comments

16 Tons of Number 9 Coal

What is Number 9 coal? It is mentioned in the song 16 Tons:
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
Picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I hauled Sixteen Tons of number 9 coal
And the store boss said, "Well, bless my soul"

posted by RussHy at 6:24 AM PST - 10 comments

Might have been when Bill the Cat ran off to join the cult

Looking for the Bloom County strip in which Opus says "I have utter faith in the 'horse sense' of the masses; then, when he hears what they think, "Those stupid horse-brained masses!" [more inside]
posted by Chrysostom at 6:21 AM PST - 6 comments

Laptop mouse won't left-click

Once in a while my laptop mousepad will stop responding to left-clicks. It has always happened when I was in the middle of typing something so I think it has to do with keys I hit unintentionally. Does anyone know what key combination would cause that or, more importantly, what combination will undo it? [more inside]
posted by thewestinggame at 5:58 AM PST - 6 comments

What is "the modern condition" ?

What is "the modern condition" ? [more inside]
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 5:21 AM PST - 24 comments

Ironically, I lost my Keeper.

LadyFilter: Can menstrual cups be purchased in retail stores? (More specifically, in Los Angeles?) [more inside]
posted by arianell at 2:14 AM PST - 16 comments

Looking to go paperless but afraid to shred everything.

I'm looking to digitise all of my documents or as many as possible, but am slightly weary about shredding everything what sorts of documents should i keep original paper copies of and which should I digitise? I ask because I don't want to end up in a sticky legal situation where I would require the original paper copy. [more inside]
posted by Chamunks at 1:24 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me make my Japanese island paradise holiday happen!

Is there any chance I can still find a place to stay in Okinawa during this Golden Week, or is it far too late already? Any advice, suggestions or resources welcome. [more inside]
posted by doctorpiorno at 12:21 AM PST - 6 comments

April 9

Is there a single resource that I can read to get an undertanding of the USian "money culture"?

Is there a single resource that I can read to get an undertanding of the USian "money culture"? As a European, I am puzzled by many things I read aroung the Internets about the way personal finance appears to be handled in the US. [more inside]
posted by themel at 11:36 PM PST - 47 comments

Yeah, great timing, I know.

I'm an artsworker trainee who's also in the early stages of starting a new small business. I've been jobhunting like crazy but nothing's happened yet. I need to cover my living expenses. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 10:11 PM PST - 11 comments

Adobe Audacity vs Logic Express

Switched to Mac, looking for Adobe Audacity replacement. Should I go for Logic Express? [more inside]
posted by treepour at 10:04 PM PST - 6 comments

Where can I find 3/4" bead board for a ceiling in Minnesota for $1.50/sq.ft.?

I'm finishing my house and want to install 3/4" bead board ceiling and in all the places that I look for install help and instruction(this old house, hgtv.com, oldhouseweb.com, etc) people are quoting $1-1.50/sq. foot. Does anyone know where in MN I can find quality 3/4" bead board ceiling for that price, everything i'm finding is $3-4 from specialty mills, and the stuff priced around $1/sq at the big box stores(Home Depot, Lowes and Menards) is for the thinner wall stuff, and is usually VERY poor quality with lots of knots. I just watched this video at HGTV and they put up some pretty nice looking stuff and quoted $1.50/sq I don't believe it one bit...
posted by Mesach at 9:59 PM PST - 7 comments

Honda parts

Can anyone recommend a good source for Honda automotive parts (online or near Boston)? [more inside]
posted by Krrrlson at 9:48 PM PST - 4 comments

spline interpolation

please help me understand spline interpolation [more inside]
posted by compound eye at 8:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Songs where the chords descend in fourths

I'm looking for songs that have a particular kind of chord progression. Specifically songs that have long sequences descending by fourths. For example: ii-V-I-IV-vii-III-vi, like in Gary Moore's Still got the Blues, and similarly in Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive. I'm pretty certain this is ridiculously common, but for whatever reason, I'm coming up dry.
posted by Zero Gravitas at 8:35 PM PST - 15 comments

We weren't monogamous, but I feel led on and lied to. He's acting like I'm off base. What do you think?

We weren't monogamous, but I feel led on and lied to. He's acting like I'm off base. What do you think? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:44 PM PST - 82 comments

Can I believe my eyes?

Can I really see buildings up to 40 km away? [more inside]
posted by Sova at 7:39 PM PST - 21 comments

Lost in translation?

Please help me find a way to support my boyfriend's integration into my culture... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:35 PM PST - 15 comments

When to share the baggage? When to keep it to yourself?

Should I tell my boyfriend about past abuse? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:56 PM PST - 24 comments

She works hard for her money, so you betta treat her right.

I found out today that my job as a supervisor with a major electronics retailer is being eliminated. Help me understand unemployment in Illinois. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:56 PM PST - 1 comment

Coming out to only one parent

Tell me your experiences of coming out as gay to just one of your two living parents alone. I'm not interested in opinions from everyone, just opinions and accounts of people who have been through this either first or second hand. If you later came out to your other parent too, I'd love to hear about it too. [more inside]
posted by Elfasi at 6:54 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I make one X server display everything the same as another X server?

How do I make one X server display everything the same as another X server? [more inside]
posted by mathlete at 6:42 PM PST - 5 comments

Simultaneous duets?

Music: Looking for examples of a kind of duet where both people sing different lyrics to different, complimentary melodies at the same time throughout; one gets louder and one quieter periodically, switching sometimes, with the quieter one essentially acting as the louder one's backing instrument. [more inside]
posted by thesmallmachine at 6:36 PM PST - 41 comments

How can i get rid of my white panda eyes after a skiing holiday?

How can i get rid of my white panda eyes after a skiing holiday? [more inside]
posted by freddymetz at 6:24 PM PST - 9 comments

You say you're an academic technologist? Tell me more!

Circumstances have led me to apply for university instructional technologist positions even though this is not what I have specifically trained to do. Now that I am getting interviews, I need perspective/resources. [more inside]
posted by mrmojoflying at 6:06 PM PST - 1 comment

What is it?

I found this thing buried in the yard, while gardening. It looks like some sort of tool. What is it? Picture One, Two, Three.
posted by Pants! at 6:01 PM PST - 28 comments

Recipes for smoked whitefish

I have about 3 pounds of smoked (unspecified) whitefish. I am an intermediate in the kitchen. What are your favorite recipes?
posted by kamikazegopher at 5:48 PM PST - 15 comments

Oh my cology!

An epidemic fungus seems to be killing off frogs. An epidemic fungus seems to be killing off bats. An epidemic fungus may be killing off bees. Might these three epidemics be related? And is a fungus coming for us next? [more inside]
posted by Camofrog at 5:18 PM PST - 15 comments

Where's my $0.01?

This is a waste of a question, but I can't get Amazon Mechanical Turk to work. [more inside]
posted by kldickson at 5:12 PM PST - 4 comments

Music Scenes Are Like Coral Reefs.

QuoteFilter: "If a music scene can be identified as such, it means it is already dead." [more inside]
posted by yoHighness at 4:50 PM PST - 2 comments

[R] you experienced with plot() and barplot() ?

How do I graph these data using R's plot() and barplot() commands? [more inside]
posted by bengarland at 4:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Urine soaked library books.

Help please. Public Library problem what should I do. Weird. [more inside]
posted by NorthCoastCafe at 4:19 PM PST - 13 comments

What Do 6-year-olds and 8-year-olds want?

What gifts should I get for my friend’s daughters, ages 6 and 8? [more inside]
posted by TEA at 4:11 PM PST - 18 comments

I won't have the necessary funds to pay my six-figure taxes until April 16th. Am I going to jail?

My funds to pay my (large) tax bill might not clear into the account I transferred them to until April 16th or 17th. What can I do to prevent the IRS from getting angry that they can't do the desired electric withdrawal on the 15th itself, or my bank getting pissed that the IRS trying to withdraw funds that just aren't there (yet)? [more inside]
posted by lexfri at 4:03 PM PST - 9 comments

Seeking multiple countdown timer solution

I'm looking for an online, Windows or Linux application that lets me easily run multiple (say 10 or so) countdown timers with a label or note for each timer and a chime when each timer expires. [more inside]
posted by turbodog at 4:02 PM PST - 9 comments

Inspire My Weekly Dinner Menu !

I need more quick, healthy, dinner suggestions, but I am Picky, Picky. I've perused many a thread here about this, and am hoping to catch something new with a smaller net. Spicy is the key here. If it tastes good with my rooster sauce it will be a keeper. [more inside]
posted by duckus at 3:51 PM PST - 18 comments

What should my son and I do while waiting for his school bus?

What should my son and I do while waiting for his school bus? [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 3:46 PM PST - 29 comments

Happy Tricks

Happyfilter: Little every day things I can do to make me happier? [more inside]
posted by shadowfelldown at 2:48 PM PST - 56 comments

I'm in your bluebook citing your articles

Bluebook filter: What is the correct bluebook format (law review footnote style) citation for a court filing? [more inside]
posted by Arbac at 2:38 PM PST - 2 comments

Image processing of scanned text

I have 18 copies of a 47-page document, scanned with handwriting on them. I want to extract the handwritten bits (i.e. compare, page-by-page, and eliminate the "constant" part), despite skewing, offset, and some noise in some copies. I want to use Perl or Python with e.g. ImageMagick or gd or something. Any pointers? I'm not talking about OCR -- just comparison, with one output being the graphical bits that don't match. [more inside]
posted by Michael Roberts at 2:26 PM PST - 12 comments

I want my own FTP server (dammit).

I want my own FTP server. Looking for advice on possible solutions. [more inside]
posted by bingo at 1:00 PM PST - 13 comments

Looking to entertain and educate a toddler while not getting up.

What can I teach my toddler about while we stay on the sofa? Supposed to rest legs. We've been watching Leonard Bernstein on YouTube, learning about orchestras -- looking for more stuff like that. [more inside]
posted by kmennie at 12:51 PM PST - 18 comments

Too Much Internet, Mac Style

Limiting internet access via Airport Extreme or Safari? [more inside]
posted by The ____ of Justice at 12:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Introductions to groups

What do you do when you're introduced to a group of people all at once? [more inside]
posted by truth1ness at 12:36 PM PST - 21 comments

Couch potato dog breed

What are good dog breeds for the couch potato? I saw a show on Animal Planet (my parents watch it with their dog!) about a breed I had never heard of, and it sounded perfect for me. It's a bigger dog, and although it can run very fast and will play outside, it loves kids and likes to snuggle on the couch. I can't remember the name of the breed. I searched and found this, but those are more common breeds. Did anyone else see the show or know of a lesser known breed like this?
posted by lily_bart at 12:22 PM PST - 33 comments

Do I need to let my car insurance company know about someone rear ending me?

I was in a rear-end accident a couple of days ago. I was the one rear ended so it wasn't my fault. Do I need to call my insurance company for any reason? I've already notified the other driver's insurance company. [more inside]
posted by ydontusteponit at 12:10 PM PST - 13 comments

Life Insurance and the Health Exam

Is it possible to get term life insurance without the health exam? [more inside]
posted by Zoyashka at 12:06 PM PST - 11 comments

Scared for my sister!

What do I about a family member who is under fbi protection and is unreachable? Is that person permitted to contact me on their own accord? Should I check with the fbi to figure out if there are, indeed, safe? [more inside]
posted by afabulousbeing at 12:03 PM PST - 18 comments

My landlord says: couples need not apply

My landlord baffles me. He has told me he will not rent my small one-bedroom to people who plan on single occupancy (i.e. no couples of any kind). I'm wondering if a) anyone else thinks this is odd, and b) if this runs afoul of any laws on housing discrimination (i.e. can you say, I will only rent my studio to one person, no couples allowed)?
posted by archofatlas at 11:15 AM PST - 35 comments

Luser can't get five-year-old Russian video game to work on his four-year-old computer.

Okay, so after the mention and the link to the review of Pathologic, I decided that a depressing Russian game sounded awesome and downloaded it. (Yes, I paid for it. Not that you asked.) However, as is usual when I try to do something interesting on the computer, I find out there is [more inside]
posted by Scattercat at 10:56 AM PST - 20 comments

Open Calendar application?

Hey guys, do you know any good online public calendar applications that are editable by everyone? [more inside]
posted by JakeTimberlake at 10:52 AM PST - 5 comments

Music suggestions (a pop song?) for a wedding recessional, please!

I'm getting married in 3 weeks (exciting!) and my fiance and I are looking for a cute (indie?) pop song that can be played by a string quartet as we walk back down the aisle together. We want it to be upbeat - so far we've been considering Oasis "Wonderwall", some Beatles tunes - "All you need is love"?, and maybe even our first dance song, Peter Bjorn and John's "Paris 2004" but are not sure about repeating it. Does anyone have any other suggestions? Thanks for your help!
posted by Sarah A at 10:49 AM PST - 56 comments

What's wrong with Gmail?

What's going on with Gmail? [more inside]
posted by setanor at 10:46 AM PST - 48 comments

Why would a healthy-looking 10 year old girl be going to a stroke clinic?

I teach chess to kids once a week. Yesterday one little girl, 10 years old, told me that she wouldn't be able to come to class anymore because she would be "going to the stroke clinic" 3 times a week, which conflicted with my chess class. Why would a healthy-looking 10 year old girl be going to a stroke clinic? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:46 AM PST - 16 comments

Am I missing the point of my own idea?

I operate a universal wishlist website. It's still in the early stages, but I have a few users and I enjoy tinkering, and hope it will make me a few dollars someday down the road. Recently, I've gone into business for myself as a designer and developer. This has meant a lot of new traffic and a new trend in the types of things being added to wishlists... [more inside]
posted by littlerobothead at 10:42 AM PST - 5 comments

Can You Identify This Rabbit?

What kind of rabbit is this? [more inside]
posted by mccn at 10:18 AM PST - 5 comments

Why is Excel so incredibly slow on my Mac?

Why is Excel so incredibly slow on my Mac? [more inside]
posted by kdern at 10:14 AM PST - 7 comments

searching for....something

Zero to Career Change in 2 years flat? Long, vague and indecisive, with details and arbitrary personal restrictions inside. Hope me, strangers! [more inside]
posted by gnutron at 10:03 AM PST - 9 comments

Best cheap weekend beach trip from NYC in May?

What's the best (cheap, clean, warm) beach to go to in mid-May, accessible by car from NYC? [more inside]
posted by alleycat01 at 10:02 AM PST - 9 comments

Can my unemployment benetfits be cut off because I left the state?

I know you can search for work in other states while collecting unemployment, but I'm fearful of having my benefits cut because I left before informing the Unemployment Office. Can they cut my benefits? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:35 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I balance my karma for testing on animals?

How do I balance my karma for testing on animals? [more inside]
posted by sickinthehead at 9:23 AM PST - 27 comments

How can I find all the acronyms in a large Word document?

Is there a Word plugin or standalone program that will search a Word doc and list all occurrences of a given string, preferably with surrounding words for context? [more inside]
posted by Naberius at 9:20 AM PST - 5 comments

How to fill up a cat's bladder

How can I make sure my cat has a full bladder? [more inside]
posted by Ruby Tuesday at 9:17 AM PST - 15 comments

Borgify our home office!

What's the best way for my wife and I to merge our computing equipment such that we both have access to everything? [more inside]
posted by specialnobodie at 9:15 AM PST - 10 comments

Part-time summer, full-time fall

I'm graduating college next month and thinking about getting a part time job for the summer, then looking to get a full time job come September/October. Should I do this? [more inside]
posted by firei at 9:06 AM PST - 12 comments

sadly way too excited about actual-size PDF documents

Work just gave me a 19-inch widescreen monitor (1440x900 resolution), which I promptly tilted into portrait mode. What are some software/settings hacks that will allow me to make the most of my setup? I'm running Windows 2000 (yeah, I know) in "Classic" view, Firefox, Outlook, Acrobat Professional v8. If I do get a second companion monitor, it will probably be an older 15-inch model that doesn't tilt.
posted by Saucy Intruder at 9:02 AM PST - 3 comments

How do I find what I am not looking for?

How do you increase serendipity? [more inside]
posted by parudox at 9:00 AM PST - 22 comments

treadmill vs. elliptical

Mr. hellbound and I are going to buy either a treadmill or an elliptical. Please recommend models of either machine and describe comparative advantages of having one vs. the other. [more inside]
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 8:56 AM PST - 16 comments

Quick alterations in Chicago?

I need suggestions for a place that can do quick alterations in Chicago. [more inside]
posted by Ultra Laser at 8:50 AM PST - 2 comments

How do I relinquish my Brazilian citizenship?

How long will it take to relinquish my Brazilian citizenship? [more inside]
posted by cheechman85 at 8:42 AM PST - 9 comments

nycfilter: romantic night

nyc filter: need advice for a romantic night in the city (on Sat 4/11) [more inside]
posted by knockoutking at 8:40 AM PST - 19 comments

Multiple sources of background noise "harmonizing" -- who's studied this, and what did they find?

Heard an NPR story 7(ish) years ago about a guy who measures the pitch of various sources of barely-audible workspace/home background noise (eg. harddrive spinning, refrigerator compressor running, and the flyback transformer on your television) and seeing what chords they made. He contested that different chords would affect peoples' productivity, attitudes, etc. I have some questions about this. [more inside]
posted by cadastral at 8:38 AM PST - 14 comments

Late 20's, sudden drop in libido

I'm a healthy 27 year old guy, but my libido has plummeted just in the past 7 months. No other relevant changes that could explain why, and I feel totally fine otherwise. Any explanations? And how do I fix this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:32 AM PST - 11 comments

Help Me Get Things Done

I love taking risk-taking. I am bold, tenacious, speak my mind and if you've met me you would know that I get a certain thrill out of it. Increasingly, I am finding myself wanting for ways to channel my love of risk into the energy I need to get things done. Please help me do this. [more inside]
posted by parmanparman at 8:21 AM PST - 5 comments

What is a good introduction to parallel programming solutions?

What is a good way/book/research paper/method to learn how to take existing algorithms and solutions, reimagined as for use with a parallel processor? CUDA experts especially. [more inside]
posted by teabag at 8:02 AM PST - 11 comments

Where should we go?

Help us put together a last minute get-away to Florida (or beyond?)... [more inside]
posted by avrobie at 7:54 AM PST - 8 comments

Rise and Shine and Do Something

How can I establish a morning ritual? [more inside]
posted by fantine at 7:49 AM PST - 19 comments

Macfilter: accidental time machine format

A friend plugged his Seagate usb external drive into a MacBook Pro and then somehow inadvertantly accepted a prompt to set the drive up for Time Machine backups without thinking. The drive hasn't been written to since then. Is there a way to get the original data back (there's no backup, of course)? Failing that, any recommendations for data recovery services in the UK?
posted by amestoy at 7:41 AM PST - 9 comments

Moving Domain, Hosting, and Email from two companies to two others?

Please help me move my domain and hosting from two companies to two new companies without losing email service (and learn about DNS in the process)... details inside... [more inside]
posted by Alabaster at 7:37 AM PST - 2 comments

Specific Denver/Centennial Restaurant Questions

I am hunting for two specific restaurants in Denver and Centennial, both based on vague clues from well-intentioned acquaintances. 1: Someone said not to miss a "Mexican Jazz place"? Not Casa Bonita, I think. 2. Around I-25 in Centennial(?): Something pronounced "Ruby Doo's", though I suspect it's something like Rubidoux? [more inside]
posted by everichon at 7:32 AM PST - 8 comments

PMP poster

I am planning to go for the PMP (Project Management Professional) examination. Anybody knows where I can find a free wall chart/poster with processes, inputs, outputs etc. to print off (could be PDF format for example)?
posted by rom1 at 7:27 AM PST - 2 comments

Preventing erections during massage

Some questions about getting an erection during a massage [more inside]
posted by ascetic at 7:20 AM PST - 31 comments

Ew, ew, ew... nothing worse than bad coffee.

Tell me how to improve the awful coffee at work [more inside]
posted by lizbunny at 7:18 AM PST - 28 comments

Help me choose the perfect GPS watch.

I am interested in purchasing a GPS watch for fitness training (Garmin, Suunto, Timex, ect). I would mainly use it for running (marathon training) although I am not opposed to one that is waterproof and has features for hooking it up to a bicycle. I have been reading reviews online but would like to have opinions from the hive mind. So...please tell me if you have used one of these watches, the pros, the cons, the features you liked, the features that were worthless, the necessary "add ons," the way it left a rash on your arm...anything to help me in deciding the perfect watch to buy. Price is not an issue. The very least I want out of it is to track mileage, pace per mile, elevation (and elevation change), and heart rate.
posted by catseatcheese at 7:09 AM PST - 7 comments

Chicago library job help?

Does anyone have advice for a graduating MLS student looking for a job, any job at all? Help specific to finding jobs in the Chicago metro area would be especially useful. [more inside]
posted by tinyfolk at 6:53 AM PST - 15 comments

Interesting stops between Chicago and Dallas (via Memphis)?

Quick, interesting stops between Chicago and Dallas (via Memphis) along I57, I55, I30? Quirky, tasty, fun, and beautiful are all invited. [more inside]
posted by brandsilence at 6:41 AM PST - 10 comments

How easy is it right now to go work in Germany with limited German language skills?

How realistic is it for me to go live and work in Germany six months from now, currently knowing little German? [more inside]
posted by exquisite_deluxe at 6:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Losing my hard-drive virginity

n00bfilter: formatting hard drive, need all the help I can get! Specifically with Windows XP. everything inside... [more inside]
posted by alon at 5:14 AM PST - 15 comments

Shining Happy People, Where Art Thou?

Looking for advice, suggestions and/or resources on being a more positive person. [more inside]
posted by mannequito at 3:30 AM PST - 29 comments

How much is my website worth?

How much is my website worth? [more inside]
posted by puffl at 3:30 AM PST - 12 comments

Have you ever successfully learned a language using tapes/CDs?

Have you ever successfully learned a language using tapes/CDs? If so, did you have any particular technique? Read on for more info. [more inside]
posted by humblepigeon at 3:23 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me give my books to people who really need them.

How do I donate a bunch of books to a prison? Bonus for Washington state based resources. [more inside]
posted by Jawn at 12:52 AM PST - 11 comments

How to repair a priceless watch

What is the best way to restore/repair an antique watch that has priceless sentimental value? [more inside]
posted by eisenkr at 12:38 AM PST - 3 comments

April 8

Converting foreign voltage desktop computer?

Moving a desktop computer internationally - we're moving from Korea (220 V) to Canada (110V). Is it as simple as removing the power "section" of the desktop and replacing it with 110 V at a computer repair place in Canada? Are internal components individually responsive to a particular voltage?
posted by carolekorea at 11:47 PM PST - 11 comments

What are some hidden camera shows that mess with people's heads?

What are some hidden camera shows that mess with people's heads? [more inside]
posted by lunchbox at 11:06 PM PST - 11 comments

Where should I live in Ames, Iowa?

My wife, baby daughter, and I are moving to Ames, Iowa this summer for work -- I'm just finishing grad school and am starting a job at ISU, and she's going to stay at home with our daughter for a while. We care about schools down the road but not immediately. We're open to renting or buying and would prefer a house but an apartment would be fine. I'd like to live biking distance from the university if possible, but not in a college-student-type rental house. Any advice would be great. Thanks!
posted by calcalcal at 11:00 PM PST - 7 comments

Foreign language prep.

I'm in a humanities field and I will likely need to learn multiple languages. As a Master's student, I'm scheduled to take around 3-4 courses each semester, with much of my second year devoted to research and writing a master's dissertation. My question concerns foreign language prep....when is the optimal time to do that? Do I travel abroad this summer and shore up on what I know? Or do I take care of the problem during my first few semesters? What are the pros and cons of traveling abroad vis a vis taking care of the problem domestically (e.g., either at my school or some other program in the states, unaffiliated with my school)? [more inside]
posted by Genco_Olive_Oil at 10:47 PM PST - 8 comments

Horse whisperer, for humans?

Are there techniques like does used by "Horse whisperer", "Dog whisperers" or "Child Whisperers" that can be applied to adults? [more inside]
posted by Manouk at 10:22 PM PST - 12 comments

Anybody know where/how to buy 8mm film?

Anybody know where/how to buy 8mm film? [more inside]
posted by degoao at 9:57 PM PST - 9 comments

Why is TV snow in black and white?

Why is TV snow in black and white? [more inside]
posted by abc123xyzinfinity at 9:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Car dealer forced me to sign an illegal FTC privacy notice

Car dealer forced me to sign an illegal FTC privacy notice - offering no opt out. Help me change his business method so he doesn't do this to others. [more inside]
posted by jimmyjimjim at 9:40 PM PST - 31 comments

Safe, affordable, and pet-friendly apartments near Princeton?

Looking for safe, affordable, and pet-friendly apartments in the Princeton, NJ area. [more inside]
posted by Nematoda at 9:14 PM PST - 5 comments

Yo quiero ser multi-lingual.

How can I maintain reading/writing (and perhaps speaking) competency in a foreign language while maintaining a reasonable schedule? [more inside]
posted by Saxon Kane at 9:04 PM PST - 9 comments

How do I make my travel memories better?

I want to know how to remember my future travels better. I look back at some old travel pictures and think it was all a dream. What do YOU do? [more inside]
posted by bodywithoutorgans at 8:59 PM PST - 19 comments

Photo op

My girlfriend is an avid amateur photographer and was recently contacted by a postcard company about licensing one of her photos for use on a postcard. Neither of us have any experience with this. What should she do to protect her rights to the picture while allowing them to use it and what level of compensation should she expect/request? She is also concerned about having the photo attributed to her on the postcard itself. Is that standard operating procedure or a special request?
posted by thekiltedwonder at 8:26 PM PST - 8 comments

pre-commencement blues

How should I cope, not with graduation, but the loneliness that will come with it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:22 PM PST - 25 comments

Help me find a nerdy-cool trophy to recognize a volunteer!

I'm looking for a cool trophy to recognize someone's contributions to a techy volunteer organization. [more inside]
posted by olinerd at 8:13 PM PST - 3 comments

"Doctor's Appointment"

Does everyone at work know a weekly doctor's appointment is therapy? Is it a big deal? [more inside]
posted by sweetkid at 8:06 PM PST - 29 comments

Should I be booking rooms for Ireland travel in April?

To book or not to book? Hotel rooms for end of April in Ireland. I want to travel without booking but always fear finding only expensive rooms.
posted by kturner at 8:04 PM PST - 6 comments

Inspirational Places to Travel From Hong Kong !

Holiday / Vacation Inspiration Needed ! A last minute opportunity for an Asian getaway has popped up ! I will be in Hong Kong, my travel destination will be ?????? >>>>> ???? [more inside]
posted by doogyrev at 7:44 PM PST - 5 comments

Must See Mt Gambier and Adelaide - what shouldn't I miss?

SouthAustraliaFilter: I live in Melbourne and am driving to Adelaide over the Easter weekend via the Great Ocean Rd and stopping in Mt Gambier for one night. I know about the Blue Lake in Mt Gambier - what other essential things should I do/see in the area? [more inside]
posted by crossoverman at 7:36 PM PST - 11 comments

Spice me up!

How do you deal with cooking while traveling? I specifically want to cut down on buying spices/condiments we've already bought at home. By bringing them with us. How? [more inside]
posted by cestmoi15 at 7:21 PM PST - 23 comments

FREE TIRE AIR CHICAGO?

Chicagofilter: Where do (or would) you go to fill up your bike tires for free? [more inside]
posted by defmute at 6:41 PM PST - 17 comments

Backerboard or Mold Resistant Drywall

Bathroom DIY Filter: Do we need to use cement board (backer board) for the walls around the bathtub/shower that we're going to retile? [more inside]
posted by chndrcks at 6:34 PM PST - 18 comments

I need to find a gold wedding ring that I dropped in the yard!

I need to find a gold wedding ring that I dropped in the yard! [more inside]
posted by RustyBrooks at 6:24 PM PST - 19 comments

Space Moose/Old 7 the Baffler

Old 7 the Baffler and Space Moose: was the answer ever revealed? [more inside]
posted by UrineSoakedRube at 6:23 PM PST - 6 comments

But why would anyone /want/ to read my livejournal?

Inspired by the Tweetbook I've decided to use Lulu to make a print version of my high school-era livejournal. How do I easily turn the XML file with all of of my entries, comments, and associated metadata into something I can print? [more inside]
posted by Newbornstranger at 6:12 PM PST - 1 comment

Why would a company need a blog?

Why would a company need a blog? [more inside]
posted by 913 at 6:06 PM PST - 13 comments

Seek. Seek. Seek. Find?

Is there any service that searches across Getty, Corbis, Alamy, and other major professional editorial photo resources? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 6:04 PM PST - 2 comments

Art Therapy/Attachment Disorder Resources

I am looking for info on art therapy and attachment disorder. Any ideas?
posted by warsawjude at 5:58 PM PST - 2 comments

Paranoia will destroy ya

I am curious and concerned about my neighbors ability to listen in on my cell phone conversations. I am 99% sure that they are doing this. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:41 PM PST - 36 comments

Inexpensive pre-fab thermistor probe?

I need a new thermistor probe for this temperature controller. The manufacturer sells these for $37 shipped. Is there a less-expensive solution? [more inside]
posted by hsawtelle at 5:17 PM PST - 6 comments

tips or tricks for organizing information using Windows XP

Does anyone have any tips or tricks for organizing information using Windows XP and MS productivity software? [more inside]
posted by KokuRyu at 5:15 PM PST - 7 comments

Real-world microprocessor performance based on specs.

Help me understand Intel Core 2 Duo processors. Wikipedia has a confusing chart that seems to indicate matching processor to the RAM is more important than the actual specs of the RAM or processor. [more inside]
posted by brenton at 5:14 PM PST - 15 comments

Gaming system for around $800?

I'm looking to get a new desktop PC for gaming purposes. I want to spend around $800. Where do I go for the best bang for my buck? [more inside]
posted by furiousxgeorge at 5:06 PM PST - 12 comments

Where has this video gone?

I'm looking for a specific video clip online. It's of some old man sitting in a lounge chair with a cup of something in his hand. The chair collapses and the liquid squirts into his face. It's hilarious! I think I originally saw it on AFV, but could be wrong.
posted by c:\awesome at 4:33 PM PST - 0 comments

Los Alamos History

I'm interested in reading about the history of Los Alamos National Lab. Does anybody have any recommendations for memoirs, magazine/newspaper articles, books (documentaries) etc. that are engaging and well written about the lab?
posted by backwords at 4:25 PM PST - 11 comments

More Gandhi, please.

I just finished reading "Gandhi the Man, The Story od His Transformation" by Eknath Easwaran. I want to learn more on his philosophy, I want to know more details on how he was able to persuade people against the use of violence. What books can you suggest?
posted by francesca too at 4:23 PM PST - 4 comments

Will my flowers grow?

How long is a pack of flower seeds good for? [more inside]
posted by boulder20something at 3:59 PM PST - 7 comments

Are there power outlets on International United Airlines flights?

Are there power outlets on International United Airlines flights? My mother is wanting to be able to charge her laptop on a plane ride to Bejing, and wants to know if she is able to either plug her laptop in on the flight, or bring a cigarette lighter power inverter in order to charge it. Does anyone have any input on this that I can tell her?
posted by linzenoonoo at 3:55 PM PST - 7 comments

Theme Drink--Fast and Furious?

Fast and Furious is going to be awesome this Friday! Um, assuming I'm drunk. What should I drink? [more inside]
posted by Squid Voltaire at 3:47 PM PST - 22 comments

Grade/Grammar/Elementary School

Do you call it Grade School, Grammar School, or Elementary School? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 3:42 PM PST - 74 comments

The guard yells "Twelve!" and the man responds...

A man wants to enter a city, but only knights can enter the city, so he decides to see how the knights do it. ...What's the punchline? [more inside]
posted by specialagentwebb at 3:35 PM PST - 9 comments

That's not what it says on my birth certificate

I do a lot of writing under an assumed name. Recently, people who know me through my writing have started offering me paid work, which involves filling out tax forms and giving my social security number. The name I've chosen for myself is one that someone would logically have (it's not a handle like Wonkette or an obviously fake name like Lydia Lunch). What's the best way to address this issue with my potential employers so they don't think I'm schizophrenic or up to no good? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me buy a new notebook computer!

My desktop computer has just died so I'm thinking of finally buying a notebook to replace it. Problem is, I know very little about the notebook 'scene' and have no real idea what's good and what's not. Out of all the notebooks available from here, which one would you get? My budget is $2000 but I'd go as high as $2500 if there was a compelling reason to do so. And if there's any extra accessories I'm really going to need, let me know. Thanks!
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:03 PM PST - 28 comments

Moving to Saskatchewan: what should I expect money-wise?

My husband and I are moving to Saskatchewan (Regina to be more precise) this July (we're from Quebec) and I don't know anything about that province. What should I expect? [more inside]
posted by invisible_woman at 3:01 PM PST - 13 comments

Married Filing Jointly - how do we correctly fill out our W4's?

Married Filing Jointly - how do we correctly fill out our W4's? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:50 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I get the "road fallout" off my car?

How do I get that black, tarry gunk off my vehicle? You know the stuff, splattering off a recently patched roadway and turning to stone on your fender. Should I scrape it off? Or is there some magical goop that will help dissolve it?
posted by jackypaper at 2:45 PM PST - 18 comments

Most Excellent Music - Must Have More

MoreMusicFilter: Can you help me feel this way again? [more inside]
posted by ZakDaddy at 2:43 PM PST - 20 comments

Wi-Fi-Free-For-All

(2 part question) I have an open wifi router which I am happy for neighbours and passers-by to connect to. Is there a piece of software out there (for the mac) that will tell me when people connect to my router? and would there be a way of redirecting people to a landing page when they connect to my router?
posted by nam3d at 2:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Understanding the Geneva Convention

Questions about the Geneva Convention. [more inside]
posted by jcdill at 2:36 PM PST - 9 comments

MLM + Parents = not a good mix

Multi-level marketing + parents. How do I convince my father and my step-mother that their involvement in a MLM energy company is a bad idea? [more inside]
posted by Drama Penguin at 2:26 PM PST - 6 comments

I want to find Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters

Is there anything in real life like Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, formerly Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters minus the mutants? [more inside]
posted by MrMulan at 2:24 PM PST - 17 comments

is my potential housemate a drug dealer?

how can i determine if a potential housemate is a drug dealer? [more inside]
posted by I like to eat meat at 2:18 PM PST - 30 comments

Strawberry Margarita on the Rocks

Looking for a restaurant quality Margarita on the rocks recipe. There are many on the Internet and I am curious if anyone has any secret ingredients or process. I have tried the limeade and that is ok, but I am still looking for something great.
posted by strangej at 2:17 PM PST - 14 comments

Where to find Storage Auctions? Need help with resources to find where they are at, best practices...

Where to find Storage Auctions? Need help with resources to find where they are at, best practices... [more inside]
posted by MMALR at 2:09 PM PST - 5 comments

Where can I find International Urban Planning Jobs?

Where can I find International Urban Planning Jobs? [more inside]
posted by pawlyk at 1:54 PM PST - 4 comments

Fox doesn't quite cut it for me.

Looking for really good foreign newspapers/websites. [more inside]
posted by All.star at 1:40 PM PST - 18 comments

yes, I've seen caddyshack.

I live on the edge of a huge canyon. Gophers are tearing up my yard. How can I keep them out, when an inexhaustible supply lives just outside my property? [more inside]
posted by changeling at 1:32 PM PST - 11 comments

Eating and Body Image

Help me put my eating and body image issues into perspective. [more inside]
posted by GComes at 1:23 PM PST - 38 comments

Statistical relevance test for A/B testing?

StatisticsFilter: I want to implement A/B testing on my website. What is the relevance test to determine at what point I'm getting valid results? [more inside]
posted by Muffy at 1:20 PM PST - 6 comments

My hairdresser has HIV.

My hairdresser just learned that she has HIV. Should we do anything differently? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:14 PM PST - 10 comments

New phoneline, no new phone

Can I pay for just a phone number and forward the calls to my existing phone? [more inside]
posted by messylissa at 1:06 PM PST - 10 comments

Books that reproduce in English characteristic aspects of a literary style associated with a particular foreign language

Edmund White's Caracole was once called "the finest French novel written in English." What are some other books that reproduce in English characteristic aspects of a literary style associated with a particular foreign language?
posted by Mummy of a Lady Named Jemutesonekh at 12:55 PM PST - 9 comments

Possible to start over again in love?

Is it possible to re-build a relationship with my ex? [more inside]
posted by InterestedInKnowing at 12:55 PM PST - 12 comments

I meet my greatx10 to the 20th grandmother, things happen. What happens?

Disturbed-that-I-Keep-Wondering-This-Filter: I keep wondering if I were transported back in time, to different points of human history, could I reproduce with the ladies of the, erm, period? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 12:53 PM PST - 24 comments

Indoor Splen-Dor

Help me find a good indoor day-trip from the Los Angeles area for this weekend. [more inside]
posted by Parasite Unseen at 12:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Only 1200? Harsh!

I should only be eating 1200 calories per day? Really? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:47 PM PST - 39 comments

I just wanna know, where did this song go?

Name-That-Tune Filter: uptempo pop/rock, female vocalist, and the hook contains the lyric "I just wanna know, where did she go?" Or something like it… [more inside]
posted by Metroid Baby at 12:46 PM PST - 7 comments

Excess capacity

I have a 26-inch flatscreen LCD and a spare computer. I don't need a TV and I don't need another computer. Help me come up with something cool to do. [more inside]
posted by downing street memo at 12:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Scanner with no computer

My office is looking for a scanner that doesn't need to be connected to a computer [more inside]
posted by mjcon at 12:29 PM PST - 8 comments

Boston by foot, by shuttle, and by airline?

Boston by foot, by shuttle, and by airline? [more inside]
posted by adipocere at 12:01 PM PST - 17 comments

My irresponsibility knows no limits.

I'm currently in the last year of a Masters in International Business. I thought that having an internationally-acclaimed economist as my thesis tutor would work out to my advantage. Having not even heard from him in the past six months, however, I decided to take the drastic but necessary step of sacking him. I also changed the topic to Microcredit in Brazil, a subject that interests me far more but instantly poses the problem of having to begin again from scratch. I hope I made the right decision. Anyway, I have to have my Literature Review on my teacher's desk by Monday. Please help. [more inside]
posted by Zé Pequeno at 12:00 PM PST - 2 comments

Can't Bring Myself to Pay for a Data Plan! Help!

RidiculousFilter: How can I make an extra $30 a month to ease a psychological itch? Details inside!! [more inside]
posted by Willie0248 at 11:58 AM PST - 35 comments

Oil + Garlic = Free Botox!

[(50 Garlics + 3/4 teacup of Olive Oil) * Food Processor] + Long Term Storage = Botulism? If yes, what could be used to replace the oil? [more inside]
posted by Memo at 11:54 AM PST - 11 comments

Iowa Products Available For Online Order?

I've decided to make a practice of spending a few hundred dollars or so @ online storefronts based in each state that legalizes gay marriage, whether by judicial or legislative action, just by way of saying thank you to its citizens. Vermont was easy; I used to live there, and online "mom and pop" storefronts are ubiquitous, a natural extension of its maple sugaring and tourism industries. But does anybody have any suggestions for Iowa-based products? Most of the storefronts I've found online seem to aggregate products from several different producers, but if possible I want to make my purchases from the producers themselves.
posted by The Confessor at 11:52 AM PST - 14 comments

Super easy HTML table editing for a computer newbie?

What's the easiest way I can set up a Wordpress site for a client so that he can edit an HTML table of information? [more inside]
posted by Kirklander at 11:48 AM PST - 6 comments

Is therapy via video chat available/a good idea?

Does anyone have experience with therapy via video chat? A friend is living in a foreign non-English speaking country and seems to be suffering from crippling depression and anxiety. [more inside]
posted by hamsterdam at 11:48 AM PST - 5 comments

I want to make dark stains on my marble bathroom counter!

What can I use to intentionally stain a dark cultured marble countertop? [more inside]
posted by kgn2507 at 11:33 AM PST - 4 comments

Book recommendation - Raising and structuring film finance in UK and USA?

Introduction to raising and structuring film finance in UK and USA? [more inside]
posted by laumry at 11:26 AM PST - 1 comment

Looking for bike brand recommendations and a place to buy in the Washington DC area

In the Washington, DC area, looking for bikes. Where should we go to buy, what bikes should we buy, and what questions should we ask? [more inside]
posted by smurdah at 11:25 AM PST - 9 comments

Which cheap, wireless laser printer should I buy?

Which cheap, wireless laser printer should I buy? [more inside]
posted by christopherbdnk at 11:08 AM PST - 9 comments

Print to fit in Microsoft Publisher

How do I make an extremely large (100 inches wide) Publisher document print to fit on a single page? [more inside]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 11:01 AM PST - 5 comments

I moved away from TO too long ago to remember...

Danforth (Toronto) restaurant filter: Friend, still healthy, recently diagnosed with cancer. I want to buy her whole family (2 adults, three kids under 10) an awesome meal out, nearby. Looking for suggestions on FABULOUS restaurants near Logan and Danforth, or in Chinatown on Gerrard. Your suggestions please, and thank you! [more inside]
posted by Mrs Hilksom at 10:54 AM PST - 6 comments

How can I grow tomatoes in the desert?

I'm looking for advice on container gardening (tomatoes mainly) with limited water resources. [more inside]
posted by a22lamia at 10:49 AM PST - 13 comments

Help explain kanji radicals to a self-studying newbie

Please help me understand why Kanji radicals that "are not independent kanji" or katakana still have a basic definition... [more inside]
posted by Eicats at 10:36 AM PST - 12 comments

Introduce me to Star Trek

I came late to sci-fi. And even when I started getting into it, Star Trek seemed so sprawling and deep, I didn't know even know where to begin. But now that the new movie's out and people I love and respect say things to me like, "You know how in Star Trek The Next Generation ..." well, I'd like to find out what I've been missing. Given that I have a full-time job and a lovely SO and don't want to jeopardize either, what's my point of entry? And the itinerary/order of operations thereafter?
posted by janet lynn at 10:30 AM PST - 27 comments

How does one play back 2-channel video?

It's becoming increasingly common in the art world to see various forms of multi-channel video: works or installations in which video plays back on more than 1 screen at a time. If I wanted to create a 2-channel video piece, what technical means would be available to me to play back both video channels in sync with each other? [more inside]
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 10:27 AM PST - 7 comments

Melty glue, make my plastic good as new.

When hard plastic breaks is there any adhesive that will 'weld' it back together so it won't just snap again at the glue point under pressure? [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 10:23 AM PST - 8 comments

Who creates traffic laws?

Who creates traffic laws? [more inside]
posted by teg4rvn at 10:18 AM PST - 13 comments

Improving our elastic technology

Is anyone working on developing a sturdier elastic band? In other words, isn't there something better than the stuff they use for bras, which inevitably become slack after only a matter of months? Have you come across a bra with an indestructible elastic band?
posted by waterandrock at 10:14 AM PST - 5 comments

Looking for some old Soviet knobs

I'm looking for a few knobs like these, seen on a Russian-built guitar effects pedal from the eighties. [more inside]
posted by electric_counterpoint at 10:07 AM PST - 5 comments

Down the rabbit hole of my memory...

I have some sort of strong, almost visceral feeling of memory related to the word "Vero", as in Vero Beach, FL. Can you help me figure out why? May be related to a story or song from my adolescence... [more inside]
posted by booknerd at 10:05 AM PST - 12 comments

Can I rebuild it? Better than it was before? Better, stronger, faster?

iMacFilter: Upgrade or find something new? That is the question. But, as is often the case, there's a bit more... [more inside]
posted by jammy at 9:54 AM PST - 9 comments

Please help find silver drinking straw!

I need help finding a silver drinking straw for a friend. [more inside]
posted by Flamingo at 9:27 AM PST - 11 comments

Who are the best feature writers out there?

Who are the best magazine and newspaper feature writers, past and present? [more inside]
posted by reenum at 9:21 AM PST - 20 comments

Restaurants in Venice & Rome

Can anyone recommend some great restaurants in Venice or Rome? [more inside]
posted by tangyraspberry at 9:20 AM PST - 19 comments

pressure in eyeballs - eyeballs in planes

Some people's ears pop in an airplane. My coworker bursts blood vessels. Why? [more inside]
posted by harperpitt at 9:14 AM PST - 5 comments

Branding and marketing 101

I've been put in charge of coming up with a consistent look for my print shop's promotions and signage--branding, I guess. [more inside]
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 9:06 AM PST - 4 comments

The Big Unit in the Big Apple

Where can I watch the Big Unit's debut as an SF Giant in NYC tonight? I'm in the financial district but any decent bar in close to the subway would do.
posted by bitdamaged at 9:00 AM PST - 1 comment

Shattered Like My Heart

My iPhone 3G screen is shattered but still works. I need to get the glass replaced pronto. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by sourwookie at 8:57 AM PST - 10 comments

Where to buy cigars in Granada, Spain?

Where to buy cigars in Granada, Spain? [more inside]
posted by tkbarbarian at 8:53 AM PST - 1 comment

Can you recommend a short fiction journal?

Looking for short fiction journals. [more inside]
posted by charlesv at 8:30 AM PST - 11 comments

Inspiring short readings (poems?) about freedom and hope

I'm looking for inspiring short readings (poems? selections from essays?) loosely organized around the themes of freedom from oppression. Bonus points if they're fun to read and hear, building to a nice crescendo. [more inside]
posted by jeffmshaw at 8:29 AM PST - 8 comments

Little Washingon activities

What to do in and around Washington, VA, this weekend? [more inside]
posted by MrMoonPie at 8:23 AM PST - 10 comments

We don't even have a car to live in if we needed to.

What do we do now that we're both unemployed? This is not a question about how to save money or spend less. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:20 AM PST - 39 comments

Beggars can't be choosers?

I think she likes me. I think I like her. Do I marry her? Context: Arranged marriage [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:20 AM PST - 23 comments

Do marsupials wash their pouch?

Do marsupials wash their pouches ever or are they just stank ass gross all the time? Or a third option? [more inside]
posted by creasy boy at 8:20 AM PST - 13 comments

Other good gaming laptops under $1000?

Under $1000 laptop: I have my eye on a particular model; am I missing any others in my research? [more inside]
posted by wastelands at 8:14 AM PST - 10 comments

My condo taxes are overtaxing my brain!

Unfortunately for my condo association and me, I have been designated to do our annual taxes. It's supposed to be really easy. I just fill out form 1120h and pay the tax. Except, according to my calculations (and including the $100 deduction), the government owes us money?! (only $5 of our income is taxable) What am I doing wrong? Why would the government owe us money when we haven't yet paid any tax? [more inside]
posted by B-squared at 8:13 AM PST - 4 comments

Iphone app filter 2009

What are the most fun and useful I-phone apps? [more inside]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:49 AM PST - 39 comments

Birthday dinner near the Chicago Theatre?

ChicagoFilter: For his birthday, I am taking my husband to the live taping of This American Life at the Chicago Theatre. Where should we eat beforehand? [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 7:40 AM PST - 14 comments

What do I do Easter Sunday In Paris?

Visiting Paris during EASTER. I heard the whole city is closed. I have been advised to go to the Jewish section of Paris, but it will be Passover. What can I do that day? (any advice about what to do on other days or what not to miss would also be appreciated)
posted by marlys27 at 7:33 AM PST - 4 comments

Easter basket delivery in Melbourne

I'm in the US, my partner is in Melbourne AU. In a very last minute arrangement, he is picking up his 6 year old daughter for Easter weekend. Does anyone know any way that I can get some Easter goodies (a traditional Easter basket, preferably) delivered there in time? I would likely need to accomplish this online.
posted by newpotato at 6:10 AM PST - 3 comments

If I knew then, what I know now...

Writing a finance 'book' for my niece...What do you know now about money that you wish you knew at 17? What have you learned the hard way? [more inside]
posted by nineRED at 5:36 AM PST - 76 comments

Wordpress Plugins / Addons: Looking for Product viewer (non ecommerce) module + contact form.

Wordpress Plugins / Addons: Looking for Product viewer (non ecommerce) module + contact form. [more inside]
posted by spinko at 4:52 AM PST - 3 comments

I'm looking for a freeware, Thunderbirdesque reminder prog

Please help me find a small (in size and resource usage), freeware reminder programme. [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 4:48 AM PST - 5 comments

Mummy ! They won't ship my new toy to Belgium !

The Flip Mino HD with my own image will not ship outside the US. How can I have it reshipped to Belgium ? [more inside]
posted by Baud at 4:03 AM PST - 5 comments

Pins and Needles instead of the rush

Why am i getting a weird Pins and Needles feeling instead of an adrenaline rush? [more inside]
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 3:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Occasional deep coughing problem after chest infection

Why am I occasionally getting coughing/breathing problems still when swimming after a 2 week course of antibiotics for a chest infection 2 months ago? ( I am very fit). [more inside]
posted by lndl at 2:43 AM PST - 31 comments

x-files alert: Looking for a track featuring a monotone narrator explaining the entire X-Files conspiracy mythology.

Does anyone know of a spoken word explanation track that explains the entire mythology of the X-Files? [more inside]
posted by codybaldwin at 12:54 AM PST - 7 comments

April 7

Health benefits of premium matcha

Is premium matcha really healthier than other green teas? [more inside]
posted by giggleknickers at 11:31 PM PST - 11 comments

Help! I am in a professional crisis.

I have been put on academic probation. What do I do next? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:01 PM PST - 21 comments

Promoting sun-dried tomato awareness

We bought a gigantic jar of sun-dried tomatoes packed in olive oil. What are your favorite recipes that incorporate them? [more inside]
posted by halogen at 9:51 PM PST - 23 comments

Levemir for diabetes?

Questions about using Levemir. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:30 PM PST - 2 comments

Step by step

Can anyone suggest some good multi-day hiking routes? [more inside]
posted by MsMolly at 7:57 PM PST - 24 comments

Laptop stores in Sweden?

Does anyone know about some online laptop stores based in Sweden? Or do you know of any way to figure out what netbook laptops are on the market in Swedish stores, so I can do the research in advance? [more inside]
posted by hoobichu at 7:56 PM PST - 4 comments

How to account for a check that's never been cashed?

A check we recently sent to the insurance company didn't make it there. We've sent a new one, but what should we do about the old one? [more inside]
posted by tomwheeler at 7:52 PM PST - 9 comments

LA - Eyeglasses lenses in an hour (or a day)?

Where in Los Angeles can I get eyeglasses lenses (a fairly difficult perscription, at that) in an hour, or a day? [more inside]
posted by seeka at 7:50 PM PST - 3 comments

Free Moore's law upgrade?

We've had 4 high-end dedicated servers with a hosting company for almost 2 years. Since then, technology has marched on and the servers they are offering new customers are much higher spec than ours - for the same price. Is it reasonable to expect them to upgrade our servers for free to bring them into line with their current offerings?
posted by Dag Maggot at 7:42 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I assess my role and responsibility for housing an unemployed person in these economic bad times?

I have been housing an unemployed friend for the past six months. How do I assess my role and responsibility for housing them in these economic bad times? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:31 PM PST - 30 comments

How to translate Hebrew names to English, particularly Chaim and Yona

I know that some Hebrew and English names are identical (e.g., Maia, Deborah, and Miriam), some English and Hebrew names are similar (e.g., Isaac/Yitzchak, Jonathan/Yonatan, Jonas/Yona), and some are translations (e.g., Eve/Chava). Are there other less obvious correspondences between Hebrew and English names? Specifically, nobody has been named for my late grandfathers, whose Hebrew names are Chaim and Yona. We could use those as Hebrew names for a boy, but what are the options for Hebrew names for a girl and English names for either? My Hebrew name is Chava, so I would not want to use that as a feminine version of Chaim.
posted by anonymous at 7:30 PM PST - 14 comments

How do I politely refuse to keep the government's secrets?

How do I excuse myself from applying for secret clearance without having my boss think less of me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:28 PM PST - 25 comments

Help me choose a waffle/sandwich maker?

I'm looking for a good waffle/sandwich maker. But according to various Amazon reviews of various products, they all suck? Oh, come on!! Hive mind, please recommend a good waffle/sandwich maker? Or separate machines, if it comes to that. [more inside]
posted by Xere at 7:27 PM PST - 15 comments

anything but flowers

Suggestions for a whimsical long-distance last-minute wedding gift? [more inside]
posted by moonlet at 7:22 PM PST - 8 comments

What would someone who is blind experience when under the effects of LSD?

What would someone who is blind experience when under the effects of LSD?
posted by peregrine81 at 7:19 PM PST - 16 comments

Searching for a cheap flat surface

What do I need to know about cement, asphalt or crushed gravel and which would be best to create a parking area next to my garage? [more inside]
posted by readery at 7:08 PM PST - 11 comments

Help suggest NYC attractions that don't require tons of walking?

Suggest some New York attractions for my walking-challenged parents? [more inside]
posted by btkuhn at 7:04 PM PST - 11 comments

traffic on riverside drive

NYC biking filter: what is traffic like on riverside drive weekday mornings between 7am-9am? [more inside]
posted by nanhey at 7:02 PM PST - 11 comments

What should my 6 year old read?

What should I read to my 6 year old? What should she read to herself? [more inside]
posted by serazin at 6:56 PM PST - 51 comments

Help me read my PTO bylaws.

If you saw this in the bylaws for a PTO (Parent Teacher Organization) how would you read it? "All financial records are open to inspection by the PTO membership, and monthly reports will be made at monthly PTO meetings." [more inside]
posted by cowmix at 6:55 PM PST - 12 comments

Did the old Trix taste better?

Did the old yellow+orange+red spheres version of Trix taste better than the current multicolored Trix or am I just looking at the past with rose tinted tastebuds? [more inside]
posted by HappyEngineer at 6:42 PM PST - 25 comments

Like a French Impressionist version of the LA Riots

ArtFilter: Please help me identify this French impressionist painting, perhaps the most violent I've seen. [more inside]
posted by Bobby Bittman at 6:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I set up an email message to play music automatically when someone opens it?

Can I set up an email message to play music automatically when someone opens it? [more inside]
posted by belau at 6:29 PM PST - 6 comments

I want .mp3s in my sidebar, not in my posts.

Best Wordpress music solutions for artists? [more inside]
posted by arcanecrowbar at 6:20 PM PST - 3 comments

What address to put on returns for filing taxes for two states?

Last year I lived and worked in two different states (RI and CA) I worked two jobs in RI and then got another temp job in CA and moved out there in the fall. So I am using TaxCut to file my returns (yes I know its cutting it close) but I am confused when it asks for the "Employee's address" under the W-2 section; what do I put? Do I put my address where I used to live for those jobs back in RI or my current one in CA? I still consider myself a RI resident and will be moving out of CA in two weeks back to New England.
posted by Rustbeard at 6:01 PM PST - 4 comments

Will you please help me start shopping for a music keyboard?

How do I start to shop for a new music keyboard? I sing classical music (art song), but I like to play with the fun sounds and possibly play out - with a "real" pianist. My 12-year-old KT-88 seems to be slowly dying. [more inside]
posted by amtho at 5:50 PM PST - 9 comments

Do I open a USD bank account or a CAD one?

I'm opening a new sole proprietorship in Canada that will be dealing with Americans and American companies. Should I open a USD bank account, or a Canadian one? [more inside]
posted by Imperfect at 5:45 PM PST - 8 comments

Looking for the perfect note-taking system is hard, but still easier than actually doing work

Which note-taking/organizing software does the best job of integrating PDF files? [more inside]
posted by pluckemin at 5:42 PM PST - 7 comments

The Easter Bunny is risen

Does anyone know where to find the 2002 Easter cards from The Onion? [more inside]
posted by wherever, whatever at 5:35 PM PST - 4 comments

Boring superannuation question

Should my employer pay the superannuation guarantee on an allowance that I receive? I am in Australia. [more inside]
posted by AnnaRat at 5:24 PM PST - 4 comments

Fixxed by James F. Fixx

Can you make the equation true by moving only one match? [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 5:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Give me a sonata without the pathetique.

Recommendation for a trustworthy digital piano dealer in the greater Los Angeles area? [more inside]
posted by cacophony at 5:03 PM PST - 2 comments

More than just learning Logic

I'm recording an album in a studio, my first, and doing almost all of the recording / mixing / mastering myself. I want to get into this and do it right. Are there any blogs about this? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 4:47 PM PST - 15 comments

Euler's map of the 7 Bridges of Königsberg

Do you know good sources for historical mathematics images, specifically the Bridges of Königsberg by Leonhard Euler? [more inside]
posted by tnygard at 4:31 PM PST - 4 comments

Where to travel to on the cheap for foodies?

Where's the best place to travel to (from the U.S.) with a relatively cheap flight (definitely under $500) and good (but not terribly expensive or fancy) restaurants and other fun but relatively inexpensive things to do? [more inside]
posted by traceymariel at 4:25 PM PST - 10 comments

Online stamp album purchase

Where to buy a stamp album online? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Texan mystery

What city in Texas could be represented by the number 93711195? Or the string GECAAAABA? [more inside]
posted by gleuschk at 3:31 PM PST - 53 comments

Are there any mergefield switches in Mac Office v12

MS Office Mail merge: Were MERGEFIELD Fieldcode switches added to the Mac version? [more inside]
posted by Glum at 3:06 PM PST - 0 comments

For Love or Money?

Job Filter/ School Filter: Masters in Education, English, or Political Science? [more inside]
posted by the NATURAL at 2:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Spontaneously going from left to right handed

About ten years ago I was admitted to the mental health ward of my local hospital due to severe depression and anxiety. When being given an admission interview by a psychiatrist/psychologist (I am unsure which) she asked me 'Did you ever spontaneously change handedness, from right to left or from left to right'. I would have taken this as the madness normally associated with such people but, as a child, I did spontaneously change from being left handed to being right handed and have remained right handed ever since. The matter was never mentioned again and I have never made sense of the question. Any ideas?
posted by mogcat at 2:43 PM PST - 6 comments

Threaded comments for Wordpress?

Looking for a great threaded comment plugin for Wordpress - preferably one that you can recommend from experience. [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 2:31 PM PST - 2 comments

Abbé B—, who came from R— in Italy

Say I'm writing a story and I want to emulate the old practice of referring to proper nouns by initials: i.e. Dr. M— from the town of S—. Where and when did this start? Why did they do this? (It hides the person's name, but from the author's perspective, is it to give his story an air of veracity, as with Defoe and Cervantes's works?) Would some names remain hidden and others not? Do I hide the last name only? If a man came from Monte Cristo, would I write M— C— or simply M—? I want as much information on this as possible. The name of this practice, if there is one, might be useful.
posted by Busoni at 2:24 PM PST - 13 comments

How, why, and what OS for my old notebook...

What OS should I put on my aging laptop? How do I do it? [more inside]
posted by SuperErin at 2:08 PM PST - 23 comments

Tell me how to pick offal, and what to do with it

Offal. I know what it is but need your help with selection and cooking. [more inside]
posted by Mutant at 2:02 PM PST - 13 comments

Best free services online

FrugalFilter: I used to do _____, but now I use _____ on the internet for free! Examples and ... [more inside]
posted by math at 1:59 PM PST - 43 comments

What if we DON'T want a green card - how do we get hitched?

I'm American, he's Scottish. We live in the UK, and are engaged. He doesn't want a green card and probably never will, but we might want to get married in the States. What do we need to do? [more inside]
posted by ukdanae at 1:58 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me get a bunch of smart folks talking.

Help me get a bunch of smart folks talking. [more inside]
posted by activitystory at 1:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Linus Van Pelt and the answer to life

Help me find the Peanuts cartoon in which Linus says "The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born he should be issued a banjo!" [more inside]
posted by bondcliff at 1:02 PM PST - 9 comments

Which PMBR course to take?

I'll be taking the California bar exam this summer, and I have a question about studying for the MBE. Should I take the 6-day online PMBR course, or the 3-day in-person course? [more inside]
posted by Tren at 12:43 PM PST - 6 comments

Give me a quote!

I am writing a short story and I would like to have one of the characters in this story quote a real historical figure. I do not have a specific quote in mind, but I have certain ideas about the character that dictate certain parameters for the quote. I would like to solicit the hivemind for suggestions, as my Google-Fu has thus far failed me in selecting something viable. If you accept this mission, you will find details below the fold. [more inside]
posted by kbanas at 12:20 PM PST - 26 comments

Go away!

His ex is driving me nuts. Can I ask her to butt out? (long and sort of convoluted) [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 12:17 PM PST - 29 comments

Moving to Columbia, SC: Graduate Student Relocation Project Alpha

It looks more and more as if I will be attending University of South Carolina, in Columbia, SC, as a graduate student in Philosophy this fall. Please help me [more inside]
posted by strixus at 12:08 PM PST - 11 comments

Asking about research assistant position.

Question about asking for a research assistant position with a professor [more inside]
posted by dolemite01 at 11:53 AM PST - 7 comments

The ultimate single box AV setup?

Help me set up an geeky A/V solution in my new house! Ideally, I am looking for the One Box in my house that would record cable television (preferably in HD), show live TV, and act as media server for all of my televisions and computers. Is that possible? [more inside]
posted by blahblahblah at 11:44 AM PST - 11 comments

Two old PCs. Several limitations. What's possible?

What should I do with these old PCs? Of course, there are some limitations... [more inside]
posted by cgg at 11:07 AM PST - 19 comments

Can anyone help me find this shirt?

Try out your web meta-search skills: can anyone help my good friend find out where to get this Bob Dylan T-Shirt? [more inside]
posted by quickasfoxes at 10:59 AM PST - 2 comments

So I've mastered Sitonmyassana

I'm losing the stress with yoga, but how to lose the pounds, too? [more inside]
posted by Eudaimonia at 10:57 AM PST - 27 comments

Interpret our baby's ultrasound

I received an ultrasound photo of my baby at my last visit to the obstetrician, but no one explained the photo to me. Can you interpret it? [more inside]
posted by k8to at 9:43 AM PST - 26 comments

Is it possible to have more-than-decent wedding music in the wilds of Northern New Hampshire?

Marriage in WAY northern New Hampshire (20 miles south of Canadian border - we're talking five hours from Boston.) Family is there, but we live on west coast. Great! Problem: music. We need a GOOD band and DJ. Save us from typical oldies/blues-rock/jazzy/swingy mish-mash. Doesn't have to be a typical wedding band, though it should be a group that can entertain a varied (grandparents, parents, friends, etc.) crowd. Maybe MeFiers from VT, Maine, or NH have suggestions? We don't want to spend a lot of $$$, but all suggestions, as well as creative (non-band) solutions, and off-list contacts, are welcome...
posted by soulbarn at 9:43 AM PST - 6 comments

Does this app exist?

Aggregated security updates for web applications - does this exist? [more inside]
posted by missmagenta at 9:24 AM PST - 2 comments

No, seriously, what's different about tonight?

SederFilter: I'm having my first Passover Seder and I asked guests to bring food to share. They asked me what they ought to bring. So, what are your favorite passover-appropriate recipes? [more inside]
posted by zazerr at 9:23 AM PST - 17 comments

6 Days to Drive from Denver to Las Vegas?

We live in the East and have never visited the mountain states or the southwest. Our plan is to fly to Denver in mid-September and then drive to Las Vegas via southern Utah, where we hope to see some of the major sights like Bryce Canyon, Zion NP and Monument Valley. [more inside]
posted by 14580 at 9:23 AM PST - 15 comments

Good places to relax, eat, and drink in New Orleans?

Recommend places to eat, drink, relax, and generally take life slow while on vacation in New Orleans, please! [more inside]
posted by little_c at 9:07 AM PST - 7 comments

Smarten up my iTunes

My iTunes recently crashed and while I managed to save all my music my playlists seem to be gone for good. So I am starting from scratch rebuilding all my smart playlists and I want your help. What are the best uses you have found for Smart playlists? What playlists are your favorites? Specific examples of the criteria you used to create them will be appreciated (ie show your work.) [more inside]
posted by Bango Skank at 9:07 AM PST - 15 comments

I like adventure. Profound and permanent change, not so much.

Help me with my fear of transplant shock. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:53 AM PST - 7 comments

Can't be just friends.

I'm falling for my friend but she doesn't see me in that way. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 26 comments

Info source on bandwidth caps & download quotas?

Is there a website that tracks ISP's bandwidth caps and download quotas, and presents the information in an up-to-date and easy-to-read format? I'm especially interested in USA.
posted by kidbritish at 8:40 AM PST - 2 comments

Does this seem scammy to you?

Recently, I've had recruiters asking for SS#s to submit my resume for positions. My husband has had the same thing happen, as have some friends. Is this the newest scam on the block? (as always...more inside) [more inside]
posted by dejah420 at 8:36 AM PST - 7 comments

Please help us, enthusiastic Star Trek fans!

My gf and I are very exited to see the new Star Trek movie. Neither of us are, or have ever been, Star Trek enthusiasts. Prior to seeing the Watchmen, we read the book, and it was great. Help us prepare for this epic cinema experience. [more inside]
posted by Baby_Balrog at 8:10 AM PST - 48 comments

Using a large music collection with a smaller-capacity DAP without a computer in between.

I'm hoping to use a portable harddrive with a USB storage device (Digital Audio Player, as it turns out) without a computer in between. Does such a product exist? Preferably at a non-exorbitant price? [more inside]
posted by JMOZ at 7:51 AM PST - 14 comments

Shirt Identifier? MHB - the College Store

I found a shirt that has MHB on the front with a the outline of a shape just below the MHB letters. The back had small text saying, "the College Store". I can put the outline shape picture up here but I figured that some one would know the answer without that - any help? What does MHB mean?
posted by royalchinook at 7:50 AM PST - 8 comments

Game engine software design resources

I consider myself a competent programmer, but I need to do some software design and so I am looking for some resources. Do you have any advice for what to do when designing a game engine? [more inside]
posted by demiurge at 7:49 AM PST - 3 comments

Discovering athletics late in life.

Discovering athletics late. Looking for a reliable source for health, diet, exercise advise and ENCOURAGEMENT. This is for a middle-aged male, me. Some ideas to get me up and moving. What athletics are available outside of a gym?
posted by ebesan at 7:31 AM PST - 12 comments

the friend talk

Never did the "let's be friends" talk, which is what it's shaping up to be. What can i expect from the talk and everything hereafter? [more inside]
posted by eskers at 6:58 AM PST - 15 comments

things cadbury never taught me about

Advise-an-alien-filter: Easter version [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 6:42 AM PST - 26 comments

Podcasting software

Looking for website software to host podcasts & generate an XML feed to sent to iTunes. [more inside]
posted by tdreyer at 6:42 AM PST - 2 comments

Weekend San Antonio trip

Dallas-To-San Antonio Filter: The wife and I are going to San Antonio for a few days this weekend to get away from the kids and relax a bit. Can you recommend any scenic drives along the way other than just taking I-35 the whole time? Also, can you please give recommendations of fun things to do in San Antonio and where to go to have drinks and excellent food? Thanks in advance!!
posted by flipmiester99 at 6:22 AM PST - 22 comments

Perhaps washed down with some Pepto-Bismol

Thought excercise - How many horses are there in the world? Statistics, insights, ropey conjectural maths and bent statistics all welcome! [more inside]
posted by Cantdosleepy at 5:45 AM PST - 6 comments

Does this sound like a good Green Eggs and Ham recipe?

Does this sound like a good Green Eggs and Ham recipe to you? [more inside]
posted by h00py at 5:16 AM PST - 15 comments

Looking for Buddha in Australia...

Where can I find a Nepalese-style Buddha statue in Australia? [more inside]
posted by LongDrive at 5:10 AM PST - 4 comments

What mischief could I get into with someone who has my same name?

If I connected with a complete stranger who has my exact name (first and last), what sort of friendly mischief or hijinks could we get into on a night out?
posted by jeremias at 5:00 AM PST - 11 comments

What's the best presentation controller?

What are the best presentation controllers? [more inside]
posted by alby at 4:11 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I expedite a travel visa for a US->Brazil trip that happens in two weeks.

I have 14 full days (from now until APRIL 21, 2009) to obtain a travel visa so I can visit Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. How can I best expedite the process of obtaining a travel visa in time while not spending more money that I need to? [more inside]
posted by cothebadger at 2:45 AM PST - 5 comments

What is the best podcasted public lecture series?

I'm looking for a podcast of public lectures from prominent people in their fields: people like Jeffrey Sachs, Peter Singer, Toni Morrison. Many universities offer public lecture series online. Which is the best podcast, in terms of big-name speakers and well explained ideas?
posted by surenoproblem at 2:31 AM PST - 15 comments

Bollywood-themed Party!

How can we make a Bollywood-themed party the best party ever?! [more inside]
posted by mahoganyslide at 1:12 AM PST - 15 comments

Passport complications.

I have jumped on an opportunity to take a vacation on the sunny beaches of Australia (insert mixup of seasons joke here). I am leaving in three weeks, and staying for six. However, I have run into a problem: my American passport expires two weeks before I return (though after I leave). [more inside]
posted by alexei at 1:07 AM PST - 19 comments

Name an 80s sci-fi movie about a child android adopted by a family.

I can't get this movie out of my head. I must've seen it sometime in the eighties, as a kid. It's about an android that's indistinguishable from a human child, created by some scientists. It is adopted by a family. I *think* that the family doesn't know that the adopted "child" is an android (if someone knows, it might be the father). One scene I remember has the mom watch the adopted kid/android learn to play the piano, and she is amazed at his natural ability. There is jealousy at some point from the other children in the family since the new kid is so gifted at everything. IIRC, the movie ends with the adopted child being revealed for what it is and taken away. It had a very melancholy feel. For some reason I keep thinking the name of the movie was Damien, or Demian, or Damian, or Demien. But none of those have turned up anything useful so I might be making them up. Thanks!
posted by pantufla_milagrosa at 12:02 AM PST - 11 comments

April 6

Send us your credit card number by e-mail

Why is it that so many non-chain hotels take credit card numbers by e-mail ("you can split it over two e-mails for security"). Do the credit card companies not know this?
posted by devnull at 11:59 PM PST - 7 comments

Is there a way to get a Google Voice / Google Grand Central account?

Is there a way to get a Google Voice / Google Grand Central Account? [more inside]
posted by msoffab at 11:23 PM PST - 7 comments

They're coming to take you away

In the last 50 years of either British or American history, has there ever been a case in which the government has forcibly relocated a large percentage of the town's children for health, safety, or quality of life purposes? [more inside]
posted by np312 at 11:14 PM PST - 22 comments

What jobs did Jim Morrison have before he broke on through with the Doors?

LizardKingFilter: What jobs, if any, did Jim Morrison have to make ends meet before hitting it big with the Doors? [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 11:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Computer shuts down when streaming video?

Why is my laptop shutting down when streaming videos? [more inside]
posted by mediocre at 10:12 PM PST - 17 comments

What's a good downer?

What's the modern equivalent of Seconal? [more inside]
posted by miles1972 at 10:03 PM PST - 10 comments

I enjoyed The Wire and The Sopranos is it likely I'll also enjoy Deadwood?

I enjoyed The Wire and The Sopranos is it likely I'll also enjoy Deadwood? [more inside]
posted by =^^= at 9:44 PM PST - 39 comments

Where's Magneto when you need him...

I have an external hard drive that I'm sending back to the manufacturer due to an issue. I already have all of the data off of it, but (thankfully), a few days after I got the data, the thing is dead. The question: how do I erase all of the data off of it even if I can't boot it up? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 9:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Examples of robot faces/mouths

Any cool examples of robots (real or fictional) with LED, or LCD faces or mouths? Or any interesting robot faces or mouths that light up?
posted by SouthCNorthNY at 9:04 PM PST - 17 comments

Tattoo to reward a long, hard, but worth every minute, journey!

Ideas for evidence of my success as new ink! I just successfully completed another huge milestone in my nursing career. This road has been very long and stressful, to date the hardest thing I've ever done. It is also by far the one thing that I cannot get enough of. I love what I do, I love being a nurse and I love learning. I have several tattoos already, but this one is more of a reward and a reminder of my love for nursing and the hard work it took to get here. [more inside]
posted by kgreerRN at 9:01 PM PST - 15 comments

How do i get rid of this trojan?

How do i get rid of this trojan? I appear to have become infected with the MacCinema trojan, which I installed thinking it was a legitimate Flash update. [more inside]
posted by Wolof at 8:49 PM PST - 3 comments

No reserved blocks in ext2 on Aspire One?

Why is it OK to have no reserved blocks in ext2 on the Acer Aspire One? [more inside]
posted by Busy Old Fool at 8:32 PM PST - 5 comments

Blackberry-wanna-get-GMail-filter ......... The business that I work for gave me a Blackberry. I can get my work e-mails no problem. Is it possible to add my personal GMail account seperately? If yes, is there any potential for IT at my company to access my GMail?

Blackberry-wanna-get-GMail-filter ......... The business that I work for gave me a Blackberry. I can get my work e-mails no problem. Is it possible to add my personal GMail account seperately? If yes, is there any potential for IT at my company to access my GMail?
posted by Dave. at 8:29 PM PST - 11 comments

My hot water heater is leaking.

My hot water heater is leaking a very small amount of water. It looks like it only happens when hot water is used. Who do I call about this and how serious is this? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 8:24 PM PST - 25 comments

Short Story Question

What is this short story about a diver falling from the sky? [more inside]
posted by nvly at 8:16 PM PST - 5 comments

How to select appropriate technology for HEalth education

Advice on projection technology as we are building a new Health Education room with seating for up to 75 people... Many of the health educators typically like to use PPT and Video presentations... IN terms of presentation technology, what options should we consider and how to better educate ourselves on these ranging from type of projector to smartboard type technology... budget not unlimited by a package coming in under $7500 no problem
posted by dougiedd at 8:03 PM PST - 2 comments

How can I find a job and place to live on a beautiful island?

Me and my girlfriend were thinking about moving to an island. Does anyone have any tips? Perhaps a website that lists available jobs and places to live? Thanks! [more inside]
posted by austinlee at 7:49 PM PST - 25 comments

Penny press in Marfa, TX?

Where can I press a penny in Marfa, Texas? [more inside]
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:48 PM PST - 5 comments

Who originated this buffoonish accent.

Skipper in Penguins of Madagascar. Zapp Brannigan of Futurama. Even Mr Peterman of Seinfeld. You know the voice. Sounds like a B list fifties movie star or something. But that's the question- Who did it first? [more inside]
posted by IndigoJones at 7:32 PM PST - 16 comments

I would prefer the plants be alive at the end of the trip.

How do I move my plants? Can you recommend a good plant mover? [more inside]
posted by crinklebat at 7:27 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I setup iTunes' sync to only remove podcasts from my iPhone if they've been played completely?

How can I setup iTunes' sync to remove podcasts from my iPhone only if they've been played completely? [more inside]
posted by Nelsormensch at 6:52 PM PST - 5 comments

Mac Mini as centerpiece of home theater?

Mac Mini as centerpiece of home theater, driving a HDTV? [more inside]
posted by xmutex at 6:46 PM PST - 7 comments

Mining the Bound Periodicals Section

What hidden gems can I find in the periodicals archive of my library? [more inside]
posted by Rinku at 6:40 PM PST - 15 comments

Appliance review site suggestions

Looking to replace an old refrigerator - where can I find reliable ratings / reviews online (that I don't need a subscription for)? [more inside]
posted by crookedgrin at 6:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Weak wrists and yoga pain

New to yoga and my wrists are killing me. [more inside]
posted by Sweetie Darling at 6:32 PM PST - 15 comments

AppleTV or Roku?

I just got rid of my cable box, and got a Netflix subscription. I'ts very, well...refreshing. I like Netflix so much that I am contemplating ordering a Roku or AppleTV w/ Boxee. Can anyone share their experience with either/or? I DL'ed Boxee on my Mac, and it's extremely buggy. Is it the same on the AppleTV?
posted by helios410 at 6:22 PM PST - 26 comments

Lawyer

How can you evaluate a lawyer before hiring him?
posted by page123 at 6:13 PM PST - 7 comments

I found a song I like on TV.

Song on "Chuck" episode tonight (Monday 4/6/09) [more inside]
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 6:08 PM PST - 5 comments

Diamonds in the Sky back-up vocals?

Who sings back-up vocals on Field of Diamonds with Johnny Cash on the album American III: Solitary Man?
posted by peeedro at 5:29 PM PST - 6 comments

Paypal address management

How do I remove addresses from paypal for real? [more inside]
posted by aubilenon at 5:26 PM PST - 9 comments

Who [is going to] let the dog out?

I'm supposed to be there letting the dog out in about an hour but I'M NOT THERE! [more inside]
posted by cooker girl at 5:14 PM PST - 18 comments

orgasms aren't supposed to be a headache :(

I get headaches when I masturbate. Give me advice and hope, please? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:57 PM PST - 15 comments

...now where's that Egyptian pine bark...?

My next tattoo is going to run the length of my torso's right side, from about mid-breast to inner thigh. I'd like to avoid the usual sort of vines/leaves/faux-tribal clichés, with a similarly organic or flowing feel, and in a more modern style. Can you recommend some resources for interesting patterns or motifs? (Nb.: I've already explored the wide world of tattoo sites, so I'm looking for more intriguing ideas, i.e., scientific diagrams and the like.)
posted by mykescipark at 4:08 PM PST - 44 comments

Lowering Blood Pressure in the short-term

What are immediate methods to lower my blood pressure? [more inside]
posted by ilovehistory at 3:46 PM PST - 12 comments

Never work with friends?

Tips on sub-contracting to friends? [more inside]
posted by pauldonato at 3:45 PM PST - 11 comments

Podcast Playback

How can I get podcasts in my iTunes to play continuously from one podcast to the next? [more inside]
posted by Jenna Roadman at 3:27 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I stop the stalling?

Allright-- my windows (Vista) is funky: can I fix this without reinstalling? More inside. [more inside]
posted by Seeba at 3:11 PM PST - 5 comments

72 Hours in Puerto Rico

72 hours in San Juan - should we rent a car and explore or stay put? [more inside]
posted by shrimpsmalls at 3:10 PM PST - 7 comments

SF on college student-ish money

Where to live if I move to San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by Jacen at 3:10 PM PST - 19 comments

Keeping things aggregated

Is there a website that will allow me to aggregate all my different email accounts and access them from one place? [more inside]
posted by Aanidaani at 3:00 PM PST - 21 comments

Password safe exchange?

I want to build a flashdrive based password safe that my whole family can use. I have a good start I think, but I'd like some ideas for making it actually work. [more inside]
posted by y6y6y6 at 2:51 PM PST - 9 comments

Help my foreign friends enjoy their American experience...

Any ideas on a route (and some great points of interest) for some Italian visitors to take from Mt. Vernon, Ohio to Fargo, ND? It'll be their first time in the U.S. and would like to see as much as possible. [more inside]
posted by whiskey point at 2:51 PM PST - 11 comments

Unlike ZZ Top, I want not-cheap sunglasses.

Rudy Project or Oakley? [more inside]
posted by pdb at 2:41 PM PST - 8 comments

Who traces provenance?

How is the provenance of a painting traced? [more inside]
posted by ask me please at 2:35 PM PST - 8 comments

QOS port 5060 apple

how can I set QOS - port 5060 on the apple airport/time machine? [more inside]
posted by cg2 at 2:30 PM PST - 2 comments

Firefox remembers ALL!

When doing a "save as" in Firefox 3.08 on Windows Vista, I'd like to know how to wipe out the list of URLs which appear near the top of the window (and are accessed by clicking the little "down arrow"). [more inside]
posted by newfers at 2:27 PM PST - 7 comments

property lease terms question

The owners of a number of flats in the UK have got together to form a management company. Part of their responsibilities is to set the rules of ownership. Is it possible for them to change the rules so that no tenant under 55 can move into the properties? [more inside]
posted by trashcan at 2:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Please help me learn to eat right!

Food Question(s) -- Avocados / Pinto Beans / Brown Rice / Bananas / Kumquats / Mangoes / Olive Oil / Balsamic Vinegar / Eggs w/r/t organic or not, etc and etc [more inside]
posted by dancestoblue at 2:25 PM PST - 23 comments

Tile over linoleum?

Can I lay tile over (real) linoleum? Maybe I should prime the existing floor first? [more inside]
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 2:23 PM PST - 14 comments

No enemies at the gates

Do ranges exist where you can rent and fire a sniper rifle? [more inside]
posted by nomad at 2:19 PM PST - 11 comments

Linen suit too wrinkly for wedding?

Linen suit wrinkle concern [more inside]
posted by patrad at 2:12 PM PST - 12 comments

Is an energy audit worth it?

Should I get a home energy audit? This article says old houses use up to 50% more energy than new houses!!! Our house was built in the 1880s, and it's big enough (around 3000 sq. ft.) for waste to matter. We also live in Chicagoland, so we use a lot of heat. [more inside]
posted by walla at 2:12 PM PST - 8 comments

When your clients start losing their minds...

Our clients are getting older. I need a form for them to fill out that tells me who to talk to if I get concerned about their competence to handle their own finances. [more inside]
posted by small_ruminant at 2:07 PM PST - 11 comments

Should I Watch The Post-Sorkin West Wing?

Should I watch The West Wing after Season 4? (Spoilers) [more inside]
posted by kirkaracha at 2:05 PM PST - 26 comments

DC photo speeding ticket and insurance rates?

Will a DC photo enforcement speeding ticket affect insurance rates? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:00 PM PST - 2 comments

How can I get rid of my craving for fast food?

How can I get rid of my craving for fast food? [more inside]
posted by elder18 at 1:59 PM PST - 40 comments

Mitigating gadget theft at work.

I already bring my kindle and iphone to work. I'm considering bringing an iliad as well, and I'm worried about theft... What can I do? [more inside]
posted by tehgeekmeister at 1:57 PM PST - 5 comments

Comprehensive hard drive imaging

Is there a fairly comprehensive method I can use to image a hard-drive quickly, in case I end up needing that backup image later? [more inside]
posted by geodave at 1:52 PM PST - 14 comments

How do I do taxes when I haven't worked all year?

How do I do taxes when I haven't worked all year? Let me explain: I spent all of 2007 saving money so I could spend the first half of 2008 teaching myself a new career path I'm interested in. I had originally intended on picking up a job halfway into the year, but as it turns out I was able to spend the whole year learning. I'm not enrolled in any school, so I'm not technically a student or anything. I also didn't make any money in 2008, I just lived very frugally. So how do I approach taxes?
posted by OccamsRazor at 1:41 PM PST - 10 comments

Should I worry about this bite?

Cat bite that broke the skin: Should I worry yet? [more inside]
posted by trillian at 1:08 PM PST - 19 comments

CSS won't center.

Trying to center a drop-down CSS menu. [more inside]
posted by reductiondesign at 1:03 PM PST - 9 comments

What is your favorite sex toy and why?

My girl and I (a male) are looking to spice up our sex life with more toys. This question is a two parter. First, what toys do you recommend and why? Second, are there any particular brands that we should check out (i.e. is there an Apple in the sex toy business) ? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:02 PM PST - 22 comments

Finding an open-source programmer?

I'm involved in a group of small/nonprofit organizations that would like to financially support the starting of an open-source software application. While I am technically-minded, I'm not a programmer -- and I don't really know what to look for in one (hopefully to be found on MeFi jobs!). Help greatly appreciated. [more inside]
posted by liquado at 12:52 PM PST - 7 comments

I need help identifying blanket with Arabic writing on it.

I have a blanket with Islamic (Arabic) writing (maybe parts of the Quran, Koran?) woven around it that I found and need help identifying it? [more inside]
posted by Listening at 12:45 PM PST - 12 comments

Why is World of Warcraft so addictive?

Why is World of Warcraft so addictive? [more inside]
posted by Sully at 12:40 PM PST - 40 comments

Ok to leave wood in contact with stretchy plastic?

I'm putting old wooden furniture in long-term storage. Is it okay to leave it wrapped in that stretchy plastic stuff, or will that mess with the finish over time?
posted by jasonsmall at 12:33 PM PST - 4 comments

Is it acceptable to write a piece of fiction based on the war in Iraq?

Would it be seen as (and is it really) exceptionally tasteless to write a fictional novel about a soldiers' experiences in Iraq? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:29 PM PST - 16 comments

what fish is this?

Can anyone identify what kind of fish this is? [more inside]
posted by minicloud at 12:29 PM PST - 9 comments

Online calendar

Can anyone point me in the direction of an online calendar where I can cross off the days as I complete a long-term endeavor? [more inside]
posted by blithecatpie at 12:27 PM PST - 4 comments

A Confusion of Timelines. (Or: How does "A Feast for Crows" fit into the bigger picture?)

I'm half-way through George R.R. Martin's "A Feast for Crows" and I have a question about the timelines of this book versus the eventual "A Dance with Dragons"? (POSSIBLE SPOILERS WITHIN) [more inside]
posted by TimeTravelSpeed at 12:27 PM PST - 2 comments

What's he growing in there?

Can you identify this plant? The soil used for the flowerbed came from the compost bin, so it could be any number of vegetables -- I just don't recognize it. [more inside]
posted by waitangi at 12:26 PM PST - 14 comments

What is the minimum microscope strengh to view mushroom spores?

How powerful of a microscope do I need to identify spores when mushroom hunting? Is 100x enough? [more inside]
posted by tweaqslug at 12:25 PM PST - 3 comments

Religious teachings on trust

Where can I find religious publications (any religion) on the topic of trust? [more inside]
posted by arcticwoman at 12:23 PM PST - 11 comments

Because living on creme brulee won't work

Sports Nutrition Filter: good resources for planning meals that are neither geared toward weight loss nor toward gaining huge amounts of muscle? [more inside]
posted by corey flood at 12:01 PM PST - 2 comments

How can I comfort myself instead of leaning on my stressed-out boyfriend?

Help! My boyfriend/roommate has less time for me than he used to, and now I feel like I'm sabotaging my relationship with insecurity and anxiety. Help me deal with this without being crazy and treating my already-stressed boyfriend badly. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:58 AM PST - 18 comments

Atsa soggy pizza!

What's the best way to reheat a pizza? [more inside]
posted by happy scrappy at 11:57 AM PST - 30 comments

Make me an IT hero!

I am wanting to automate a SFTP daily download. [more inside]
posted by cjorgensen at 11:52 AM PST - 11 comments

Am I throwing my money away on my house!?

We are concerned that we are throwing our money away on home improvments! Help! [more inside]
posted by Hellafiles at 11:52 AM PST - 7 comments

Please make statistics stop hurting my head!

Confused by statistics and regression analysis. [more inside]
posted by katers890 at 11:47 AM PST - 23 comments

Help me clean my laptop

Help me clean my laptop! [more inside]
posted by tamarack at 11:43 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me lose more weight!

Looking for an home elliptical machine with a high enough weight limit for plus size workouts [more inside]
posted by madamdalriada at 11:41 AM PST - 2 comments

Cards for Dummies

Can you help a guy make a folding 5x7 card with Photoshop and a Canon printer? [more inside]
posted by lobstah at 11:31 AM PST - 1 comment

Favorite after-work bar in NYC - Chelsea, Midtown West?

NYC - Chelsea, Midtown West. Looking for a mellow place, 30-something crowd, upscale but not crazy expensive, not too crowded, and not too loud for conversation.
posted by anonymice at 11:30 AM PST - 8 comments

"My back! My neck! By back AND my neck!"

I've had sharp, upper back pain for about a week. I just woke up one morning and there it was. Do I need a chiropractor, massage, doctor or should I just man up? [more inside]
posted by scaryblackdeath at 11:26 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me fix my antibiotic-shredded stomach!

How do you fix a stomach blitzed by antibiotics? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:26 AM PST - 10 comments

Kindly explain other men's urethras please

What's going on with the guys at the urinal who can barely pee? [more inside]
posted by hayvac at 11:09 AM PST - 31 comments

Biology job search in San Francisco Bay Area

Looking for a good source to search for biology, ecology, conservation, zoology, etc, type jobs in the San Francisco Bay Area [more inside]
posted by CTORourke at 11:07 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I get a magazine to publish my article?

I want to write a story in a nationally syndicated magazine about a friend to draw attention to childhood cancer. Where do I start? [more inside]
posted by monkeyman82 at 11:03 AM PST - 6 comments

Searching for Saints

Recently someone in this thread described Mr. Rogers as "as close as America has ever come to producing a real-life saint". Can anyone suggest other Americans deserving of the title?
posted by It ain't over yet at 10:51 AM PST - 60 comments

Flash layers not displayed in 3mDS software

Flash in 3MDS (Remote display screen software) does not display certain layers. [more inside]
posted by sleslie at 10:49 AM PST - 4 comments

Online Personal Finance Program Identification Help!

Despite searching AskMe and Google in as many different terms as I can come up with, I can't find an old post about a personal finance program that allows you to automatically add transactions via text message. Do you know what program it is? [more inside]
posted by alpha_betty at 10:49 AM PST - 2 comments

Pregnancy after miscarriage - how do I cope?

How do I deal with this pregnancy, after a recent miscarriage? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:42 AM PST - 11 comments

Cutting the umbilical cord

This moving out thing, uh...how do I do this (financially)? [more inside]
posted by sixcolors at 10:38 AM PST - 37 comments

What to do and see in Washington D.C.?

Heading to Washington, D.C. this week; what must I ABSOLUTELY see? [more inside]
posted by pised at 10:05 AM PST - 36 comments

Does anyone know anything about using quinacrine for female sterilization?

Does anyone know anything about using quinacrine for female sterilization? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:56 AM PST - 3 comments

Would it be a mistake to reveal these things about my past?

Could it be potentially damaging to my career or personal life to reveal things that I want to reveal about my past? In particular, it pertains to bullying and its effects on me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:56 AM PST - 25 comments

What happened to PMI?

Why hasn't private mortgage insurance (PMI) softened the blow of the real estate implosion? [more inside]
posted by GatorFan2000 at 9:50 AM PST - 14 comments

I am going to make it through this year/if it kills me.

This last year was not a good one for me. I'm looking for recommendations for music and mental exercises to move on and make this next year a better one. [more inside]
posted by piratebowling at 9:16 AM PST - 31 comments

Hang 'em high, or hang 'em low

I'm hanging a large, 3'X5' framed mirror in my dining room. I'm going to hang it horizontally, and the room has an 8' ceiling. How high up on the wall should the mirror hang?
posted by Mountain Goatse at 9:09 AM PST - 9 comments

Computers 101

How do I wipe clean an old HP desktop to give it away to someone. [more inside]
posted by chickaboo at 9:05 AM PST - 11 comments

Mac OSX right click/context menus and "create new document"

How do I make Mac OSX right click/context menus show "create new document" and other awesome options. [more inside]
posted by jmd82 at 8:52 AM PST - 3 comments

Ring

Mobile Phone Question: can one have three phones that ring on the same number (without diverts)? Would that require identical SIM cards? [more inside]
posted by chuckdarwin at 8:39 AM PST - 7 comments

One way rental in Northwestern Canada

I would like to do a one way car rental from either Edmonton or Prince George to Anchorage, Alaska (but would settle for Whitehorse, Yukon). [more inside]
posted by hylaride at 8:34 AM PST - 3 comments

Best educational games for child???

What are the best kid games that are educational? [more inside]
posted by lynnie-the-pooh at 8:32 AM PST - 13 comments

Florida vs. Florida

Taking a family vacation to the Florida panhandle, and I'm wondering if St. George Island is as nice as the Seaside area? I'm open to other suggestions as well... [more inside]
posted by Breo at 8:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Desperately seeking 'Farmer Junkle'.

Please help me find a 1970s children's book called something like 'Farmer Junkle'. [more inside]
posted by Blackwatch at 8:16 AM PST - 5 comments

Can you un-give the milk?

Is sleeping together right away a dealbreaker? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:11 AM PST - 43 comments

Watching Baseball in Western MA?

Can anyone recommend a good restaurant/sports bar in the Pioneer Valley (Western MA) area to watch tomorrow's Red Sox home opener? Preferably a place with many TVs, good food, and not too too many undergraduate students?
posted by .kobayashi. at 7:58 AM PST - 7 comments

What are these tiny little dots...

So, these red pinprick-size dots are appearing on my arms. They started a couple of weeks ago, and they aren't going away, and I'm pretty sure they are increasing in number, though not rapidly... is this anything urgent? [more inside]
posted by Alligator at 7:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Going to war with prepositions

John Locke wrote "one may destroy a man who makes war upon him." I understand that in this sentence "one" and "him" are the same person, and "man" and "who" are a separate person. In the most basic sense, this sentence justifies fighting against people who war with you. But I have read sentences before - often in poetry - where cases are switched. If the above sentence were such an example, then "one" and "who" would be a person, and "man" and "him" would be the other person. In this case, the sentence would suggest that one runs the risk of destroying someone if they make war against that someone. What are some examples of such sentences?
posted by nushustu at 7:39 AM PST - 9 comments

Suggest media where the bad guys are more intelligent than the audience

Please suggest books and films in which the antagonists are consistently clever, creating complex and elegant (evil?) plots-within-plots to befuddle the protagonist and audience! [more inside]
posted by metaBugs at 7:36 AM PST - 28 comments

You ain't gonna get sick son!

Do you rinse off your chicken before cooking? [more inside]
posted by wocka wocka wocka at 7:17 AM PST - 41 comments

How do I keep sneaky website users from accessing files directly?

How do I keep sneaky website users from accessing files directly? [more inside]
posted by jpoulos at 7:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Imperialist apologies?

In 2008 Australia's PM offered an apology to Australia's indigenous population for, well, for all sorts of imperialist shit. Have any other inheritors-of-imperialism ever apologised for anything? (and how was that received?)
posted by pompomtom at 6:41 AM PST - 10 comments

How can I stop fainting around blood?

Help me overcome my queasiness and nausea around blood and guts. [more inside]
posted by gwpcasey at 6:29 AM PST - 20 comments

Build Donations Into Cost of Charity Items or Sell at Cost And Ask for Donations?

You're selling prints for charity. Do you sell them for cost + buyer determined donation or do you build a donation amount into the price? I'm looking to maximize the amount we're donating. [more inside]
posted by theichibun at 6:15 AM PST - 6 comments

Baby Einstein

What should I be doing to help my baby's development? Baby Ava is now 6 months old and she is starting to really become a little person. Mommy and daddy talk to her, read to her, sing to her, play various style of music for her. She plays with blocks, rattles, and spends a little time in an exersaucer. What else can we do to help her mind grow and her body develop?
posted by jasondigitized at 6:01 AM PST - 30 comments

uncomfortable film suggestions?

Moviesuggestion-filter: Looking for eerie moody films like Crash (96), The Game, Cat People (82), Possession, The Fury, After Dark My Sweet... [more inside]
posted by beerbajay at 5:28 AM PST - 40 comments

Extreme (bus) makeover- ideas required

I have a bus. I'm going to take out most of the seats and convert it into a wonderful adventure machine. What are some wild and wonderful ideas for modifying a bus? [more inside]
posted by twirlypen at 4:54 AM PST - 28 comments

How can I get a smooth nice math font in LaTeX?

Why are LaTeX math fonts so terrible? Or am I missing something? I want to get some nice titles on a legend for a Matlab figure, and I have to use the LaTeX interpreter for some accents, but when I import the figure into Word the resulting font is very pixelated and just plain garbage. How do I get smooth and clear math fonts out of LaTeX? [more inside]
posted by molecicco at 3:24 AM PST - 22 comments

What's the difference between a chinese potato and an american potato?

Ice Cream Filter: When in Taiwan a few years back, I enjoyed an ice cream that was described to me as "chinese potato." It was purple in color, and it tasted slightly sweet, but otherwise relatively benign. What the hell did I likely eat? (Googling brings up very nearly nothing.)
posted by disillusioned at 1:17 AM PST - 10 comments

I would like to start working out during my lunch hour.

Help me plan a lunch-hour workout. [more inside]
posted by heeeraldo at 12:47 AM PST - 7 comments

Anything to speed up finger and toe nail clipping?

lifehackingfilter: Anything to speed up finger and toe nail clipping? [more inside]
posted by querty at 12:25 AM PST - 17 comments

Authors with style similar to Dan Brown?

Looking for authors who write in a style similar to Dan Brown. Or individual books that are thrillers written in the same style. [more inside]
posted by mtphoto at 12:01 AM PST - 26 comments

April 5

Polly Wants Your Crackers

I ran out of crackers the other day and decided to try making my own. I can't say the finished product was exactly what I had in mind when the cracker craving struck, but tasty they were, and now I'm on a quest. Anyone here have a crispy, savory cracker recipe to share? [more inside]
posted by maryh at 11:50 PM PST - 12 comments

Mandarin videos for kids

Any recommendations for popular children's movies or television series in Mandarin? I have a 5 and 3 year old learning Mandarin and was looking for something other than dubbed American stuff. [more inside]
posted by stchang at 11:35 PM PST - 5 comments

Girl flogged in Pakistan

I saw a horrific video on Youtube of a girl being flogged in pakistan by the Taliban. [more inside]
posted by cdkodi at 11:10 PM PST - 19 comments

Private versus Public school....NOT again!

How can you take the advantages of both private and public school in order to create ONE educational learning system for today's school programs? [more inside]
posted by penguingrl at 11:07 PM PST - 12 comments

Are foreign references OK?

Are references not in English (but translated) as good as ones in English? [more inside]
posted by snwod at 11:03 PM PST - 3 comments

muscle car workshop

Building a new muscle car. [more inside]
posted by Kennerd at 10:52 PM PST - 8 comments

How to appeal termination of COBRA benefits?

The company that administers my COBRA benefits terminated me because, they said, of an NSF check, which my bank had told me would clear. But it didn't because the check was put thru literally hours before a hold on a $500 check was released. Apparently the bank rep was figuring that either A) the bank would pay the check (they have before) or B) the hold release would happen before the check came thru. My cyber-statement even shows that the check was paid; then the next day it was sent back. (So when I checked my cyber-statement to confirm the info from the phone rep, the check was shown as having been pd.) Q 1) How and to whom do I appeal? Q 2) Is it worth the effort?
posted by Macbeth123 at 10:43 PM PST - 4 comments

What are these tiny purple flowers carried on the wind?

We've had high winds the last few days, and these tiny purple flowers have been drifting into my yard from parts unknown. I am obsessed with finding out what they are! [more inside]
posted by Orb at 10:02 PM PST - 4 comments

Be Glad It Ain't The Spam Song

Here goes my lamest question ever...so, I have for some reason become determined to have the "Liberty Bell March" (aka the "Monty Python" theme song) as my phone's ringtone -- but, I'd like a clip of the ACTUAL recording, not some crappy MIDI file (which is all it seems I can find). anyone know where I can find that?
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 9:56 PM PST - 15 comments

Hacking a Navman F15

I have a Navman F15 (US version) that I'm thinking about hacking to run different GPS software on, but I have a few questions/concerns. [more inside]
posted by rossination at 9:34 PM PST - 0 comments

Remember the days in the old school yard? Yes?

I can't believe I'm asking this, but its on behalf of a friend (yes really!) so ... Remember in school, where you would fold a bit of paper up so you could stick four fingers inside the shape, write things on various bits of it and then move your fingers back and forth and have different things visible? I think sometimes it was used to be a fake decision maker or future predictor (like "how many children will I have?") Well I was having a discussion about googling to figure out how to make one... problem is, none of us know what its called! Or even what to vaguely query! Anyone else have a clue what I'm on about?
posted by Admira at 9:31 PM PST - 44 comments

How long to settle with workman's comp?

CA, USA Workman's Comp: How long to settle? [more inside]
posted by shino-boy at 8:52 PM PST - 3 comments

She cleaned the house first.

Short story about a woman who cleans the house before killing herself? [more inside]
posted by GuffProof at 8:48 PM PST - 14 comments

UNIX PDP-11 Riddle Filter: help me outsmart my computery friend...

UNIX PDP-11 Riddle Filter: help me outsmart my much-beloved but smug computery friend... [more inside]
posted by lalalana at 8:06 PM PST - 16 comments

The Office 90210

High School 2.0 (or, as it's also known, my workplace). Help! [more inside]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 7:54 PM PST - 8 comments

Not to be confused with Nanny*State*Filter.

NannyFilter: What agencies are best to work for, from the nanny's point of view. [more inside]
posted by grapefruitmoon at 7:46 PM PST - 1 comment

the accidental other woman?

I got drunk at a party last night, and I ended up putting myself to bed early on in the night. A few hours after I went to bed (alone, in the host's bedroom), a male friend of mine (who has been with his girlfriend for at least the past 3-4 years) came in and laid down. He was sort of spooning/pressing up against me, and in my drunken haze I responded and we ended up having sex. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:42 PM PST - 56 comments

How to batch print hundreds of emails from gmail?

Initiating an HR investigation, need to print hundreds of emails from gmail. Possible? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:40 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I adjust to having sex with someone very small?

My previous partners have always been my size or larger and stronger than me. Now my new partner is six inches shorter, seventy pounds lighter, and much weaker than I am. I am terrified of hurting them in bed and it makes me so nervous I have trouble relaxing and getting into the mood. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:40 PM PST - 8 comments

PLease help a router challenged friend

After some time away I reconnected my d-link DI-624 router and it appears to not be working. I am pretty lost when it comes to router business. I can not seem to wrap my mind around it. I was out of the country for a few months and had unplugged my router and modem. The proper lights illuminate and are on but I may have to reset the router. Do I want to do this? How? Can a hive member maybe point me in the right direction? Maybe a step by step fix. The router is a few years old and I no longer have any documentation.
posted by citybuddha at 7:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Can something head off these hives?

Is there an allergy medicine out there that can prevent hives? [more inside]
posted by christinetheslp at 7:05 PM PST - 14 comments

What are contracts like for staff photographers at magazines?

What are the contracts like for staff photographers at magazines (for example, those at the New Yorker or Vogue)? Specifically regarding exclusivity, and with respect to productivity, rights to images, profits made from selling images, term limits. [more inside]
posted by unknowncommand at 6:29 PM PST - 4 comments

In what percentage of large passenger jet crashes are there any survivors? And on those occasions, what is the average survival rate?

In what percentage of large passenger jet crashes are there any survivors? And on those occasions, what is the average survival rate?
posted by Joe Beese at 6:03 PM PST - 10 comments

What's the Lady Gaga/Fiona Apple connection?

Is Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" music video intentionally similar to Fiona Apple's "Criminal" video? [more inside]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 6:03 PM PST - 6 comments

Short trip to Finland?

A few days in Finland? [more inside]
posted by kestrel251 at 5:52 PM PST - 5 comments

Are these termites?

Are these termites? If so, what should I do about them? [more inside]
posted by alms at 5:44 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I remove this stain?

What's my best shot at removing a set-in orange soda stain from an off-white wool coat? I tried a spray-on stain remover with little success.
posted by zembla3 at 5:21 PM PST - 3 comments

How can I check my tax returns were received?

I filed paper versions of my federal and state (ca) tax returns out of country. How can I check they were received? [more inside]
posted by gadha at 5:07 PM PST - 2 comments

Why does ITunes still play my video files but not sync them to my iPod?

Why does ITunes still play my video files but not sync them to my iPod? [more inside]
posted by notchristopher at 5:05 PM PST - 6 comments

How could a digital camera break like this? Is it worth fixing?

How could a digital camera break like this? Is it worth fixing? [more inside]
posted by Nelson at 4:50 PM PST - 11 comments

How do kids learn to touch-type?

How do kids learn to touch-type these days? Do they learn predominately through school? Or do they learn it themselves, eg through instant chat, etc? [more inside]
posted by tomargue at 4:44 PM PST - 37 comments

Need Guitar Recommendations

$1000, and I want to buy an electric guitar + accessories....what guitar should I get? [more inside]
posted by DMan at 4:43 PM PST - 26 comments

Who cuts steel?

Where can I find someone to cut a hole in the side of a steel metal locker? [more inside]
posted by wannaknow at 4:00 PM PST - 14 comments

The Player TV show... ? And other shows that never made it past the pilot stage.

So I just watched the (terrible) pilot for the 2003 tv show L.A. Confidential. I've also heard Michael Tolkin talk about the tv show for The Player, which I've never been able to find. My questions are: where can I find The Player tv show and what other films have had failed tv shows not make it past the pilot stage?
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 3:40 PM PST - 6 comments

Family Dynamics

How do I relate to my parents (mostly mom) better? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:30 PM PST - 11 comments

how does the interaction between venues and artists work?

I would like to know everything about how bands interact with concert venues/festivals, including how they contact and negotiate with each other, how their staff interact, and how the money situation works. I'm mostly interested in medium-sized venues (between 300 and 2,000 people). Any suggestions for reading material (or does anyone want to share their knowledge on the subject)? I've included examples what I'm looking for inside. [more inside]
posted by helios at 3:20 PM PST - 4 comments

4 am Abdominal Pain: How Serious?

YouAreNotMyDoctorFilter: Last night I was rudely awakened in the very early morning by an intense abdominal pain. I managed to make it to my computer, only to freak myself out about all the possibilities it could be. How serious does this seem, and is it reasonable to just keep a watchful eye on it? [more inside]
posted by ThyroidBob at 3:15 PM PST - 25 comments

Cancer and Appetite

My father died from lung cancer a couple of years ago. But did he actually starve to death? And if so, why? [more inside]
posted by LastOfHisKind at 2:44 PM PST - 11 comments

NY MeFites: what to do with an affidavit for a traffic ticket?

NY MeFites: I got a traffic ticket for non-functioning equipment, along with an affidavit of repair. What am I supposed to do with the affidavit? [more inside]
posted by kosmonaut at 2:40 PM PST - 4 comments

Shirt Tie Combination

I have a navy pinstriped suit. What other shirt tie combinations can I wear apart from my current white shirt and blue & white striped tie? [more inside]
posted by errspy at 2:38 PM PST - 11 comments

How can I achieve high contrast B&W film photographs?

How can I achieve high contrast B&W film photographs? [more inside]
posted by cranberrymonger at 2:35 PM PST - 9 comments

Can you help me find a good processor to go with this Motherboard?

FINALLY getting my own media center/boxee box/VM Toy runner. I realize that I won't be able to run any beefy creatures on this, but I intend to use the VM's mostly as toys, or to occasionally sync my finance's iPod. NO BLURAY/HD Content required for now. I've already decided most parts, but I need a bit of help picking a processor. And if you can find some better parts then the ones I've chosen, please let me know, I'll happily take 'em into consideration. Oh, and I'm trying to go as little over $300 as I can... [more inside]
posted by TrueVox at 1:16 PM PST - 13 comments

The noodles the internet forgot.

Help me make pseudo-Japanese hibachi noodles. [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 1:10 PM PST - 3 comments

Software to handle payroll for home healthcare worker

We are in the process of hiring a full-time caretaker for my disabled brother. I've been told the best route, once they're hired, is to utilize a payroll company to take care of issues such as social security payments, workmen's comp, overtime, etc. But I'm wondering--is there a software program that can do this just as well (and obviously much less expensively)? I'm looking for something where I could just enter the number of hours worked each week and it would be able to figure out taxes, payment, possibly even be able to print the checks. Any advice would be most welcome.
posted by quintno at 1:09 PM PST - 6 comments

Something is in my attic... Help me figure out what it is and how to get it out! (SLYT...)

We've been hearing rustling overhead. There is a narrow crawlspace up there. I made an opening, stuck my camera up and recorded a video. [more inside]
posted by cosmac at 1:07 PM PST - 25 comments

One goy's quest to become chosen

I (think I) want to become Jewish in the California Bay Area, but need some help. [more inside]
posted by hatsforbats at 12:59 PM PST - 14 comments

What goes with ugly green?

Home Decorating: Point me in the right direction for an on-line tool that will help me choose a new color scheme for my apartment. I've found several that show you paint colors, but none with a certain feature I hope to find. [more inside]
posted by SweetTeaAndABiscuit at 12:48 PM PST - 13 comments

Oh, Ohio, Why-o must you be so bureaucratic?

Ohio BMV Bureaucracy filter: I have a Texas driver's license. I recently moved to Ohio and didn't have a car and didn't bother to get an Ohio license. A friend of mine gave me her old car, took the plates (for her new car), and left me the title. Please explain this MESSY bureaucracy! [more inside]
posted by cachondeo45 at 12:33 PM PST - 9 comments

Axis of evil, here I come!

I'm going to Iran in a couple of weeks and I need some help with my planning. [more inside]
posted by number9dream at 12:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Which direction would you choose to drive on the Pacific Coast Highway between LA and SF?

Which direction would you choose to drive on the Pacific Coast Highway between LA and SF? [more inside]
posted by chudmonkey at 12:17 PM PST - 12 comments

Trying to get to the "root" of things. Sorry.

Totally naive math-filter. What is the relationship between percentage difference between two real numbers and the percentage difference between their squares? [more inside]
posted by awenner at 12:16 PM PST - 8 comments

How do we fix not having registered as a household employer?

Last year, I hired someone to clean my house. I didn't do the correct registrations for US tax purposes. How do I make this right? [more inside]
posted by carpographer at 11:51 AM PST - 4 comments

Local Apache server + public wireless = problem?

I have a new EeePC 1000HE with Windows XP, which I want to use for both web development and casual web browsing. Are there security issues with installing Apache and PHP on a machine that is also used to access public wireless internet? If so, what steps can I take to make my netbook more secure?
posted by oulipian at 11:41 AM PST - 5 comments

Deep question

Seeking a vanishingly obscure SF novel, "Stranger from the Deep". [more inside]
posted by zadcat at 11:11 AM PST - 4 comments

I want to turn a FWB into a girlfriend. She doesn't. Should I end it altogether?

Me to my FWB: "How do you feel about a long-term relationship?" Her: "Sometimes I think, 'Not in a million years...' [more inside]
posted by thelettere at 11:11 AM PST - 24 comments

How to make a bet on interest rates

How do I, as a small investor in Canada, make a bet, (preferably leveraged) as to what interest rates are going to be in 5 years? [more inside]
posted by thenormshow at 10:17 AM PST - 5 comments

How to stop chronic foot/ankle pain?

Flat feet + bow legs + active lifestyle = near-constant foot pain. What can I do to make my feet ache less? [more inside]
posted by El Curioso at 9:40 AM PST - 7 comments

Why does Pepto Bismol not work on my anymore?

Help me get my gasto-intestinal tract back in order! (a question about Pepto Bismol) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:39 AM PST - 10 comments

Selling paintings online

I have some paintings left to me by a deceased relative. We've identified the artists and have some rough idea of their value, maybe a few hundred or more per per piece. What's the best way to sell them? [more inside]
posted by diode at 9:38 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me make my camping eurotrip even better!

I am going on a eurotrip in a camper van this summer. What tricks and tips can you tell me that I wouldn't get from reading the normal internet based guides? Do you have any camping or eurotrip based wisdom you would like to share? [more inside]
posted by tumples at 9:28 AM PST - 2 comments

No, I'm NOT $300 over my shopping budget!

I'd like to get more out of Mint.com, but can't figure out how to do what I'd like to do. The crux of the problem is that Mint.com mistakenly identifies some of my recurring monthly expenses as being payments to Marshall's (the store). Payments that Mint.com assumes are to Marshall's are actually to more than one payee, and the Rules feature doesn't seem to be customizable enough to handle that. [more inside]
posted by emelenjr at 9:14 AM PST - 6 comments

I should've been an accounting major

We live in Virginia, but my boyfriend's employer paid state taxes to DC instead of Virginia! Now what? [more inside]
posted by kerning at 8:52 AM PST - 6 comments

Why are they always singing? You got something to say, SAY IT!

As a child of the 70s, I have often had some sort of revulsion to movie musicals. Well, it more like "perplxed." For instance, "Flying Down to Rio" with Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire is on right now. As is the norm for Astaire movies, there is a lot of singing and dancing. My question: Why? My understanding is that these style movies were the preferred and desired form of movie entertainment at the time, but how did that come to be? And why are there so few today? Books on the subject are welcome answers.
posted by tcv at 8:45 AM PST - 17 comments

Flower Identification assistance required.

What is this plant/flower 1 / 2 / 3? [more inside]
posted by srboisvert at 8:43 AM PST - 10 comments

What is the original version of this quote?

What is the original version of this quote? [more inside]
posted by dmd at 8:34 AM PST - 8 comments

Custom flavored tea?

Hey, I'm tired of crappy flavored tea and I want to make my own. [more inside]
posted by melissam at 8:24 AM PST - 8 comments

My hand hurts - help

My hand hurts, and I don't know why? You are not my doctor, but maybe this sounds familiar to someone and I can avoid sounding like a complete moron to the doctor... [more inside]
posted by chrisinseoul at 8:10 AM PST - 8 comments

What/where are the old episodes of "Doctors' Diaries"?

So in the next two weeks Nova, a science program on PBS, is airing the conclusion of a series that followed doctors from when they were medical students (1988) to today. I know that there was 2 previous episodes (1988 & 1998). Being a stressed out med student in the middle of midterms, it would be awesome if a bunch of classmates and I were to be able to watch all of the episodes (from 1988 to present) in a Nova marathon after exams. So... Does anyone in the hive mind know how I can get my hands on the first two parts of the series, or at least the titles of the old episodes?
posted by jytsai at 8:00 AM PST - 6 comments

Cash for clunkers

Can I buy a old car now and then claim a credit under the (seemingly likely to pass) incentive scheme to buy a new one? [more inside]
posted by TrashyRambo at 7:55 AM PST - 3 comments

Sountrack for sadness

Soundtrack ideas needed. [more inside]
posted by Eddie Mars at 7:04 AM PST - 17 comments

Patio furniture advice?

Please give me advice before I go out and buy patio furniture. [more inside]
posted by boots77 at 7:01 AM PST - 10 comments

Je me souviens... quoi?

Is there more to the Quebec slogan "Je Me Souviens" than "I Remember"? [more inside]
posted by spoobnooble at 5:26 AM PST - 10 comments

Love and also?

"All you need is love." I need to find an empathetic rebuttal/clarification to this. [more inside]
posted by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious at 3:10 AM PST - 41 comments

Good recipes for beer bread?

I have a recipe for beer bread that I found in an old Junior League cookbook that has become a staple at our house, but I'd like to try other recipes and variations on the theme. Does anyone have a fairly simple, delicious beer bread recipe? Either quick bread or yeast bread? Many thanks!
posted by ragtimepiano at 1:04 AM PST - 15 comments

April 4

What is this English/Chinese song?

Name this song: Chinese (I assume) singers singing in English singing praises about the Three Gorges Dam. I heard it in an Asian restaurant about 6-8 years ago. [more inside]
posted by santogold at 11:00 PM PST - 1 comment

Lost music video

I saw a black and white video years ago, where an animal grows in an aquarium and turns into a many tentacled beast. It has an industrial music soundtrack. I have gone through my emails but can not find it. I thought it was called "beast" but am probably wrong since I can not locate it. Hint: It was very dark and disturbing.
posted by Mr_Zero at 9:59 PM PST - 5 comments

What is this book?

This is driving me crazy- please don't make email my ex-husband to ask him! He had a slim white hardcover book that in the introduction described an ancient village that was round and built up on top of itself year after year. My old, fallible memory (10 years ago) of it has me believing it was in South America and was not fictional. Any help?
posted by NicoleyDarko at 9:56 PM PST - 7 comments

I'm used to paying ikea prices, what is reasonable for a library card catalog file cabinet?

What is a reasonable price to pay for a library card catalog cabinet? [more inside]
posted by achmorrison at 9:24 PM PST - 22 comments

NY or LA which is earlier?

Am I alone in regarding NY as being 3 hours *earlier* than LA? [more inside]
posted by xetere at 9:14 PM PST - 27 comments

why is the floor raised for the NCAA final four?

why is the basketball floor raised at the NCAA tourney? [more inside]
posted by comah at 8:07 PM PST - 7 comments

Please help me research human "parity errors".

Can anyone point me to literature about conceptual "sign flipping" or "parity errors" and confusion of opposites in humans? [more inside]
posted by rwhe at 7:52 PM PST - 30 comments

Help Me Make Old New England New.

Obscure New England? I've seen the best, what about the rest? What quirky, "second tier," and out of the way places have I missed? [more inside]
posted by MasonDixon at 7:38 PM PST - 34 comments

Say, did I just lose my internet?

All of the websites I don't have explicitly bookmarked have stopped loading for me. On any wireless connection. Help. [more inside]
posted by Ash3000 at 7:35 PM PST - 19 comments

I want succulence, not shoe leather.

CrockpotFilter: "Falling-off-the-bone tender" is cited as a desirable quality in meats prepared in a slow cooker, but I find meat cooked this way to be dry and mushy. What can I do to fix this? [more inside]
posted by cabingirl at 7:24 PM PST - 19 comments

How sucky is flying going to be with my bum ear?

Have had barotitis in one ear (basically ear drum is sucked in and there's fluid built up behind it) since a Thursday afternoon flight. Flying home tomorrow. Anyone flown with this? Does it hurt a lot/suck? [more inside]
posted by fructose at 7:07 PM PST - 7 comments

Recommend a cell phone I can use to read plain text documents?

Can anyone recommend a not too expensive cell phone I can use to also read Gutenberg texts? [more inside]
posted by cdc at 7:05 PM PST - 4 comments

Future of immigration?

Looking for sci-fi/speculative fiction that deals with the issue of colonization, immigration, and refugees. The more details the better! Specifically looking for stories that deal (at least partly) with the stories of the immigrants themselves, and not just the abstract idea. [more inside]
posted by sarahkeebs at 6:56 PM PST - 40 comments

Sharing what I see

Is there a way to share your own view of a Twitter account? I realize I might need to clarify what I'm asking for. [more inside]
posted by JaredSeth at 6:14 PM PST - 11 comments

When is a cover song not a cover song?

Is it still, technically, a cover song when the original songwriter records a track that they wrote for someone else? [more inside]
posted by SansPoint at 6:13 PM PST - 17 comments

Get me some qt tits in this rainy city

Help me find a plastic surgeon in or around Seattle, WA who will do an excellent job on my breasts. [more inside]
posted by vas deference at 5:48 PM PST - 0 comments

ESL Textbook Recommendations

ESL Textbook Recommendations, anyone? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 5:22 PM PST - 3 comments

Venice or Rome?

Venice or Rome? [more inside]
posted by batcrazy at 5:10 PM PST - 22 comments

Eyesight problems

My left eye has suddenly been getting worse this past half hour, and I'm getting nervous. [more inside]
posted by Corduroy at 5:07 PM PST - 42 comments

Sexy Time

How do I get with this girl? [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 4:43 PM PST - 33 comments

Get me from Philly to Dartmouth

What's the best way to drive from near Philadelphia to Dartmouth in New Hampshire? [more inside]
posted by lpsguy at 4:30 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I get my links in Twitter to post to Delicious?

Is there a way or tool to easily wed Twitter to Delicious, through sickness and in health? Preferably more health... [more inside]
posted by metalheart at 3:31 PM PST - 3 comments

What is the best website to email me new album releases?

What is the best free website that will allow me to enter my favourite bands and it will email me when they release a new album? I've tried using the alerts option on itunes but it doesn't seem to be working. I'd like to have something else to back it up.
posted by Spamfactor at 3:21 PM PST - 6 comments

Picking Short Stories for a High School Literature Class

If you could plan a high school course introducing freshmen to the short story, what stories would you recommend? [more inside]
posted by John of Michigan at 3:00 PM PST - 72 comments

Inexpensive RCA-in, RCA-out, In-line DVR with no subscriptions?

Inexpensive standalone (non-computer) DVR solution for in-line video game recording? Preferably RCA in, RCA out, with 10+hours record time uncompressed/highest quality. [more inside]
posted by Quarter Pincher at 2:55 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I organize a "spontaneous" public dance?

This is one of the coolest things I've seen in a while. How can I do something similar? [more inside]
posted by bluestocking at 2:36 PM PST - 13 comments

Is a surprise birthday party for someone with few friends a bad idea?

My girlfriend's birthday is coming up, and I want to plan a surprise party. Is this a bad idea? [more inside]
posted by TheyCallItPeace at 2:30 PM PST - 10 comments

No man is an island

What are some famous islands in popular culture? [more inside]
posted by ttyn at 2:12 PM PST - 41 comments

Bloggersfilter, need your wisdom!

Disqus blog post comments number doesn't show up in Firefox anymore. HTML/CSS gurus please please help! [more inside]
posted by spacefire at 1:48 PM PST - 3 comments

Lawyers of the hive mind: did you choose less debt or a higher ranked school?

Another law school question: choose the cheaper, lower-ranked school with programs I'll like compared to the slightly more expensive, higher-ranked school? Important qualifier: I want to do public interest law. [more inside]
posted by midatlanticwanderer at 1:35 PM PST - 14 comments

ID these islands

Do these islands have a name or any significance at all?
posted by SpringAquifer at 1:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Wherefore the autotune?

Why did Bon Iver decide to use auto-tune in "Woods?" The song is stunning. But the eletronic filter is breaking my heart. I might be able to reconcile my disappointment if I can make sense of this as an artistic choice.
posted by kitcat at 12:53 PM PST - 15 comments

London Therapist / Counsellor Recommendations?

London UK: Can anyone recommend a good counseller or therapist in The City for help with dealing with destructive behaviour patterns and well, minor alcoholism? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:12 PM PST - 5 comments

Faith and Fear in FeedDemon?

Why won't this RSS feed update in FeedDemon? [more inside]
posted by phaded at 11:58 AM PST - 0 comments

Mike Patton is the male _____?

Who is the female Mike Patton? [more inside]
posted by sleevener at 11:36 AM PST - 44 comments

What is the song in the NBA playoff commerial with Chris Paul?

Anybody recognize the music in the NBA's most-recent playoff ad featuring Chris Paul? It's a piano instrumental that is very mellow, yet it builds tension well.
posted by ajr at 11:13 AM PST - 3 comments

Awkward...

In my Gmail sidebar contacts list, a contact shows up with a greyed-out "Invited" next to their name. Does this mean that I have invited them to chat, or that they have invited me to chat? I still have the "invite to chat" option available, and I can't remember if I did send a chat invite. Thanks in advance, hivemind.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 11:08 AM PST - 4 comments

Please share your easy recipes with me!

Wanted: YOUR easy and delicious meal recipes!! [more inside]
posted by I_love_the_rain at 10:32 AM PST - 35 comments

Help me find a no-nonsense, legit FTA installer in Toronto.

Help me find a no-nonsense, legit FTA installer in Toronto. [more inside]
posted by stonerose at 9:59 AM PST - 2 comments

Have you participated in American Field Service community service program (especially South Africa)

My soon-to-graduate from high school daughter (she will be 18 in June) has signed up for the American Field Service community service program, destination South Africa I would like to hear from MeFites with AFS experience (in South Africa or elsewhere). [more inside]
posted by bluesky43 at 8:44 AM PST - 3 comments

The circuit, she is broken.

How can I test wiring for a car radio? [more inside]
posted by Number Used Once at 8:35 AM PST - 13 comments

Blogger/Google Hit Counter?

StupidQuestionFilter: I have a small-time blogger blog, but I can't seem to find a tool that will give me the most simple thing: a hit count for it. [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 7:45 AM PST - 7 comments

too tired for WHAT!?

my fiancee and I have been going through a rough patch. I have no one else to turn to about this, so I'm here. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:31 AM PST - 47 comments

Looking for a particular blank card box

Where online can I buy an A4 or A5 card box? like the box that jigsaw puzzles / board games come in, but thinner and blank so i can colour in the top. i don't know what they are called so they've been a little elusive. ideally in £ not $ or €.
posted by gonzo_ID at 7:02 AM PST - 2 comments

Lima

I'm in Lima, Peru for three whole weeks. Where do you suggest are the best places to go in the day and night for young (under 30) travellers and sightseers? I've looked in a few travel guides, and done the mandatory research online (yes, here too) but don't want to miss out on any local secrets whilst in Lima. [more inside]
posted by ashaw at 5:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Pre mid-life crisis?

I've never played any instruments in my life and at the age of 29 I'm interested in learning the electric bass guitar. Will I be able to do this? Or do you have to have been playing an instrument since you were a child? Erm, that's it. Oh, any similar experiences or useful resources would be good to hear about. Ta.
posted by mooreeasyvibe at 5:26 AM PST - 32 comments

Can I have teaching cake and eat it too?

Planning on a master's in teaching, but professors keep pushing me in the direction of a PhD. I'd like to get a doctorate one day, I'm just not so sure it's a good idea right now. Am I missing something? [more inside]
posted by StrikeTheViol at 4:30 AM PST - 34 comments

Where to find airfare feeds

I'm working on a side project around air travel and I need a good source of airfares. Something like an affiliate feed would be great but it needs to have as many city pairs and prices as possible. The best solution would be an API through some of the major OTAs and aggregators. Any clues?
posted by cubedweller at 4:29 AM PST - 3 comments

Sweet suites?

Experiences with StarOffice? [more inside]
posted by NekulturnY at 2:04 AM PST - 14 comments

What are the effects of high inflation and high interest rates on an economy?

Economicsfilter: How do mortgages work in developing countries with high rates of inflation and high interest rates? For example, Pakistan has a 20% inflation rate and the average fixed term prime residential mortgage for people with good credit is priced at 17%. What are the effects of this on a market? [more inside]
posted by thewalrus at 1:12 AM PST - 13 comments

April 3

What do I bake my croissants on?

What's the best baking sheet to use in making croissants? [more inside]
posted by mizrachi at 10:46 PM PST - 10 comments

Getting Bent

How can two people bend rebar against their throats? In addition to a video link, there's [more inside]
posted by lhauser at 10:28 PM PST - 11 comments

What causes electronics to stop working when exposed to static electricity or water? (with misc electronics questions)

What causes electronics to stop working when exposed to static electricity or water? (with misc electronics questions) [more inside]
posted by laptolain at 9:59 PM PST - 17 comments

24 Hours of Le Mans Tips?

Anyone have advice on attending 24 Hours of Le Mans for the first time? Where to be at what times, where to stay, other things to do besides watch the race, any other little tips, etc.
posted by patr1ck at 9:59 PM PST - 1 comment

I love the acoustics in here

[Music Filter] I'm totally into acoustical guitar and also incredibly picky. Help me find music I like and I'll be eternally grateful. [more inside]
posted by _Mona_ at 9:54 PM PST - 17 comments

I'm looking for information from people who have experience trying to building a business with Arbonne

I've recently been approached by a friend about selling Arbonne products. I've talked to many people who seem very satisfied with the quality of the products. My friend says that there is lots of opportunity for income by selling and signing up others to sell. I've done lots of studying of multi-level marketing and Arbonne online but haven't come to any conclusions yet. I'd be interested in hearing people's experiences selling and making a business by signing others up, good or bad. My friend claims that I could eventually become a Regional Vice President and earn $5000 a month and an allowance for a white Mercedes Benz within 9 months. Have any of you reached that level, or Area manager?
posted by doppler68 at 9:38 PM PST - 25 comments

Waiting

Where can I get chillaxing waiting music like the kind featured in this Space Ghost episode? Bonus points if you can tell me exactly what the music in that clip is.
posted by ignignokt at 9:00 PM PST - 9 comments

Talk her out of it?

How, and should I, breach the subject of my best friend's perhaps ill-advised marriage? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:55 PM PST - 40 comments

Thanks, Ankiel. Seriously.

I have a serious question about adopting a "tricky" nickname. Yes, that one. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 PM PST - 52 comments

Subconscious Practice

What are some activities I can do to put me in a working subconscious state? When my conscious is up and about it just trips me up. It's great for parsing things, but bad for almost everything else, including getting work done or while I'm exercising.
posted by parallax7d at 8:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Modern Art From 1980s

I am searching for references and especially pictures of two pieces of modern art. Both were displayed at the same time at the Philadelphia Museum of Art in the late 1980s. [more inside]
posted by mshellenberger at 8:10 PM PST - 7 comments

Is my concept already old and busted?

I have an idea for a SF novel (/screenplay?), but I have the nagging feeling that it isn't at all original. Have you read or seen this concept before? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 8:07 PM PST - 38 comments

Jack of all friends yet master of none?

How to I get better at connecting with people on an emotional level? I have lots of friends - but on a superficial level. How do break through? [more inside]
posted by urbanette at 6:31 PM PST - 22 comments

Playing with fire? No, plays about fire!

Sort of a two-part question, though answering the first part will help me answer the second. First, does anyone know of a (preferably online) way to search for plays by topic or subject matter? Searching for title keywords is sometimes useful but not ideal, and I haven't been able to make the search functions at the major playhouses' websites play nicely either. Second, in particular, I'm looking for plays about, referencing, or otherwise related to fire, smoke, etc. Any thoughts on either? [more inside]
posted by hatta at 6:03 PM PST - 9 comments

Tau·tol·o·gy: n. see: Tautology

Are dictionaries self-defined? [more inside]
posted by signal at 5:26 PM PST - 28 comments

I am god for a short time, but then I'm toast.

I am trying to think of all possible popular cultural references to the following event: Person finds him or herself in a foreign land and is mistaken for the local/regional god. I can only think of two times when this happens but I know it happens quite a bit more in tv/fiction/movies etc. [more inside]
posted by allthewhile at 4:42 PM PST - 48 comments

Help with regex exp. for Yahoo Pipes

I'm a librarian who uses Yahoo Pipes in combination with RSS feeds for new books from Amazon to order books. The title tags in each individual item begin as in this example: "#1: A. Lincoln: A Biography". I would like to add a regex expression that will strip out the ranking (#1: or #10:) out of the title so that I can sort the book titles. What I want to remove is the # sign, the ranking number (one or two digit number), and the colon. Any help would be appreciated.
posted by jingo74 at 4:40 PM PST - 4 comments

Public toilets -- which is the cleanest and which is the dirtiest?

I've always wondered which toilet is used the least and which one is used the most in a public restroom, especially a women's restroom that contains only stalls. [more inside]
posted by bondgirl53001 at 4:33 PM PST - 57 comments

Where can I buy cherry blossom extract?

Unique ingredient filter: Does anyone know where I can buy some cherry blossom extract, preferably online or around Chicago? [more inside]
posted by CoralAmber at 4:06 PM PST - 6 comments

Cinematography resources

Where can I learn more about cinematography? [more inside]
posted by Nattie at 3:20 PM PST - 12 comments

In depth article on the "I am a natural person" defense?

"Natural person" / "This court has no jurisdiction over me" in depth article? [more inside]
posted by yesno at 3:15 PM PST - 6 comments

Tipping the Locker Room Concierge / Attendant?

I joined a fairly nice gym that has a concierge in the locker room (hands out keys, steams clothes etc). I rarely ask the concierge to steam shirts, slacks etc -- but I occasionally do. Do I need to tip them? [more inside]
posted by cheez-it at 3:00 PM PST - 7 comments

Custom notebook printing/binding services?

Looking for recommendations of printers... more details inside. [more inside]
posted by finitejest at 2:56 PM PST - 2 comments

Digital cameras for photographing books and manuscripts?

Are there any suggestions for an inexpensive (max. $300) digital camera to photograph manuscripts and book pages in libraries and archives? [more inside]
posted by AArtaud at 2:53 PM PST - 8 comments

What happens if I don't activate a newly issued credit card?

What happens if I don't activate a newly issued credit card? [more inside]
posted by bda1972 at 2:49 PM PST - 9 comments

What is the starting process for refinancing a home?

I've decided it makes sense to refinance my mortgage. I'm going to call the mortgage broker I used for my initial mortgage. a) Where else should I call (and how do I find them?) b) What questions do I need to make sure I ask of everyone? [more inside]
posted by davebug at 2:21 PM PST - 12 comments

Wanted: Turkish restaurant recommendations in Boston.

I'm looking for a good Turkish restaurant in the Boston area. Any recommendations? Teşekkürler in advance.
posted by batou_ at 2:10 PM PST - 7 comments

Do Digg's power users still dominate?

since Digg changed its algorithm last year, how much influence do the top Diggers have? is it still an oligarchy? I remember reading a lot about how top diggers could easily get their submitted articles to the front page, while the average user could rarely do so. Then in January 08 Digg changed the algorithm to increase the diversity necessary to promote an article to the front page...did this solve most of the problems? Is there still some controversy about it? Are people still abusing digg, and how?
posted by alohaliz at 2:06 PM PST - 2 comments

Global/International English Resources

What tools are out there for globalizing/internationalizing English text? [more inside]
posted by tenaciousd at 2:04 PM PST - 3 comments

Boggle Clubs in NYC

I've become obsessed with Boggle (or Boggle-like games), especially when a SOWPODS dictionary is used. Are there any Boggle clubs in New York City? [more inside]
posted by Falconetti at 1:33 PM PST - 6 comments

Those wacky 70's...I think???

Rememberfilter: can you hope me? I think I heard it on the radio... [more inside]
posted by hecho de la basura at 1:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Where do fly agaric umbrellas exist?

Where can I find a mushroom umbrella for sale on the internets? More specifically, an umbrella that looks like the fly agaric. [more inside]
posted by wo at 1:15 PM PST - 2 comments

1. Peeps 2. Glue Gun 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!

I want to affix Peeps (the Easter atrocities) to fabric in order to make a costume. BY TOMORROW. Crafty MeFites, hope me with your glue-gun wisdom! [more inside]
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 1:07 PM PST - 18 comments

Eisenhower Vs. Kennedy Cage Match

Presidential trivia fight : Eisenhower or Kennedy? [more inside]
posted by HopperFan at 12:55 PM PST - 9 comments

Looking for a new cable.

Looking for a replacement data sync/charge cable for an HTC Advantage X7501. [more inside]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 12:42 PM PST - 0 comments

little orange fruits weigh what?

How much does a pint of kumquats weight? [more inside]
posted by libraryhead at 12:33 PM PST - 13 comments

Good examples of neighborhood/community websites?

Examples of good urban neighborhood community websites? [more inside]
posted by octothorpe at 12:28 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I generate a text list of image filenames and dimensions on OS X?

How can I generate a text list of image filenames and dimensions on OS X? [more inside]
posted by joshwebb at 12:28 PM PST - 5 comments

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

I have an essay due. I have to write to what extent I agree or disagree with the following sentence: "In The Descent of Man, Darwin noted that human beings, for all their sensibilities and “god-like intellect”, still bear in their bodily frame the indelible stamp of their lowly origin." I'm having ESL problems, because I understand (I think) what each word means, but I don't understand what the sentence put together is saying. Can anyone explain it to me?
posted by shaka, when the walls fell at 12:19 PM PST - 16 comments

Sate Horniness, Sidestep Hurt

I am 20 years old and male. There is a girl (19?) in my circle of friends who really, really, wants to have sex with me. She hangs on my every word, and I get the impression I can do no wrong in her eyes. She's a nice enough person (and pretty smart to boot), but I'm not interested in a romantic relationship with her (or at all, really). She asked me out, and I politely declined, and a few weeks later she straight up offered to have sex with me no strings attached (again, politely declined). That was a month or two ago, and now I'm thinking of taking her up on it. I've never had sex, despite situations like this having played themselves out two or three times before. I find her quite physically attractive. My fear is that no matter how bluntly I say "I just want to have sex with you", she'll pine for a relationship, and I'll be leading her on. Should I do this? How?
posted by anonymous at 12:10 PM PST - 63 comments

Can I overclock my tea kettle?

It seems like my tea kettle (on a gas burner) boils more quickly when there's a large volume of water in it than if there's just a bit. Am I imagining this, or is there a reason it might happen?
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:10 PM PST - 15 comments

Google Site + Site Map = ?!@#<%^

With a personal domain how do you submit a sitemap in webmaster tools for a google site? [more inside]
posted by doorsfan at 12:07 PM PST - 5 comments

What is her issue with my issues?

I have issues. My new friend takes issue with that. [more inside]
posted by crickets at 11:52 AM PST - 32 comments

I need absorbent towels

I need recommendations for bath towels, and they need to meet only one criterion: they must absorb and remove water from my body. [more inside]
posted by peep at 11:51 AM PST - 33 comments

Get Off My Lawn!

Does anyone have experience with repelling geese from public property? [more inside]
posted by Danf at 11:40 AM PST - 22 comments

OMG!! Not again!

How do I keep ending up with the same guy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:24 AM PST - 35 comments

Buying a house soon: is it better to pay down my credit card partially, or pay off a small personal loan?

Buying a house soon: is it better to pay down my credit card partially, or pay off a small personal loan? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Firepit

Quality firepit recommendation? [more inside]
posted by jenfu at 11:24 AM PST - 2 comments

Ditch the cell, get a Peek?

Should I ditch my cell phone in favor of a Peek/Skype/GrandCentral solution? Has anyone successfully attempted this kind of migration away from traditional cell phone service? Is there anything I should consider or be aware of? [more inside]
posted by tev at 11:20 AM PST - 3 comments

A Short Story About Toilet Paper and Poison

Help me remember a short story about a girls' detention center. [more inside]
posted by DWRoelands at 11:09 AM PST - 1 comment

What is a good low-noise IRC client?

What is a good low-noise IRC client that will notify me of posts to a channel without requiring user intervention to make the notification go away? [more inside]
posted by scharpy at 10:55 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me pick a new Foreman Grill.

Old Foreman Grill finally gave up the ghost. Endless Foreman grills available....Which one do you have and recommend? [more inside]
posted by snoelle at 10:54 AM PST - 12 comments

Wal-mart is out of top hats

Given short notice, how can I dress in a Victorian/Steampunk sorta way? [more inside]
posted by chairface at 10:46 AM PST - 18 comments

Why do I always lose everything important?

Recipe filter: mushroom and scallop pot pie recipe. Dinner party rapidly approaching, and boyfriend or I managed to lose the recipe. Help! [more inside]
posted by soleiluna at 10:41 AM PST - 2 comments

What should I wear to a Catholic church on Easter Sunday?

What should I wear to a Catholic church on Easter Sunday? [more inside]
posted by LittleKnitting at 10:39 AM PST - 25 comments

How do I pick a major - work I love, classes I love, or a subject I love?

How do I pick a major? Work I love, classes I love, or a subject I love? [more inside]
posted by magraak at 10:10 AM PST - 35 comments

Your honor, please kick this guy out!

We're filing a complaint against our landlord in Ontario's Landlord and Tenant Board regarding their maintenance man who is also our downstairs neighbor. Tell me what worked in your successful complaint. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:04 AM PST - 8 comments

7 years to freedom

My current lover is obsessed with me checking my credit report. I can understand that he wants to know what damages may be lurking in my financial past before moving forward in our relationship. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:04 AM PST - 34 comments

Not-A-Zombie Filter

I am a morning person. Please help me be less of a zombie between the hours of 8-11pm. [more inside]
posted by Alterscape at 9:42 AM PST - 15 comments

Travelling in Britain

What are ways to travel in Britain outside of the public transportation system? [more inside]
posted by Taurid at 9:33 AM PST - 18 comments

Custom display of fields in different shapes, in Visio 2003 - possible?

Displaying different data for different shapes in Visio 2003? [more inside]
posted by curagea at 9:33 AM PST - 0 comments

Examples of sitcom writers sneaking one past the censors?

Examples of sitcom writers sneaking one past the censors? My favorite: When Barney Miller has been sentenced to jail, Leavitt gives him soap-on-a-rope as a going-away present.
posted by markcmyers at 9:28 AM PST - 45 comments

Out obnoxiousing the obnoxious at work?

I work with a guy in cubicleville who is paranoid and is a bit of a talking head. He insists on getting into every nook and crany of a project, and putting himself at the center of everything as much as possible. [more inside]
posted by cha4 at 9:23 AM PST - 10 comments

Grill pan gift suggestions for newlyweds

I'm going to get my friends a grill pan for their wedding. What should I get and what should go with it? [more inside]
posted by grouse at 9:20 AM PST - 13 comments

How can I help my 32-year-old sister conquer her intense fear of interacting with people?

How can I help my 32-year-old sister conquer her intense fear of interacting with people? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 9 comments

7th grade sex ed did not cover this!

Backstory: Since my very first copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves", I have never, ever been able to understand exactly which parts of my nether regions were the hymen and which parts were 'the rest of me' so to speak. I now have a couple of months of sex with my first partner under my belt and the landscape is continuing to erode. What gives, and (when) should I worry? All kinds of TMI to be found inside! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 14 comments

Should I try to convince my mother to move across the country so I can take care of her and improve our relationship?

Due to years of my mother’s mental illness, dependency on prescription medication, and wildly varying levels lying leading to all sort of trust issues, I am a 30-year old woman with a very complicated relationship with my aging mom. I feel more than a little guilt and sadness about this, and authentically would like to improve our relationship. There are, of course complications. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:51 AM PST - 9 comments

Here comes the sun, so let's put it to work

Small, inexpensive solar projects for the yard? Got one done and I'm curious about what else I can do... [more inside]
posted by azpenguin at 8:45 AM PST - 4 comments

Facebook group vs. Facebook page

Blog has a Facebook group . . . but I think maybe it wants a Facebook page. What is the real difference? Advantages/disadvantages? If I switch from group to page, I'm going to have to start from scratch, i.e. invite everyone all over again, right? [more inside]
posted by veggieboy at 8:31 AM PST - 3 comments

Give me my kimchee, please.

Is there a Korean restaurant in Toronto that delivers? [more inside]
posted by typewriter at 8:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Two Problems with Word 2008

Two questions about Word 2008, on a Mac. [more inside]
posted by interrobang at 8:21 AM PST - 4 comments

What time to show up to a baby shower?

Is a baby shower like a normal party where one shows up late, or is the start time the actual time I should be there? [more inside]
posted by Sheppagus at 8:14 AM PST - 26 comments

How do I get alerted when my favorite bands come to town?

How do I follow all my favorite musicians on tour and find out when they'll be coming to my town? [more inside]
posted by pennstatephil at 8:01 AM PST - 16 comments

Push it. Push it real good.

Is there a way to push the installation of browser plug-ins on a network where users don't have workstation admin rights (windows network)? [more inside]
posted by orville sash at 8:01 AM PST - 7 comments

Help needed beating a mission in SimCity Creator

I am playing SimCity Creator on the Wii and I am stuck on a certain mission and I have been for days and I can't figure out what to do and I know that there are people in the world with actual problems, but here we are. [more inside]
posted by ND¢ at 7:59 AM PST - 4 comments

Are headphones, in principle, bad for your ears

Are headphones and earphones inherently worse for your ears? In other words, is there a difference between listening to something live or through speakers, and listening to something through headphones or earphones at the same volume, in terms of damage done to your ears? [more inside]
posted by dicetumbler at 7:56 AM PST - 13 comments

Can I transform puffy dough into a thin crust?

Will I be able to roll a puffy expanded mound of pizza dough into a thin crust? [more inside]
posted by ihavepromisestokeep at 7:51 AM PST - 12 comments

Aboriginal self-government in Canada

I need Canadian Supreme Court cases involving aboriginal self-government. [more inside]
posted by Lemurrhea at 7:44 AM PST - 7 comments

How long does it really take to start working?

I've heard everything from needing to wait one month, to going through 3 packs of BCP before it becomes effective (if you don't start the first during your period). I'm about to start my second pack of Yasmin on Sunday, and with all the conflicting answers being thrown at me I'm confused as to when condoms can finally be put aside. Sure, I can wait through several more months. But I don't want to, y'know? Must I really? (Will you confuse me too, mefi?) [more inside]
posted by Bakuun at 7:31 AM PST - 10 comments

What laptop should my parents get?

What laptop should my parents get? [more inside]
posted by Tu13es at 7:27 AM PST - 21 comments

Boston Marathon Saturday Night Hotel

I'm going to be in Boston later this month for the marathon and was looking for advice for a reasonable place to stay Saturday night. [more inside]
posted by mmascolino at 7:27 AM PST - 6 comments

Changing one's name on Facebook?

If I change my name on Facebook, how will that change be broadcast to my friends (if at all)? [more inside]
posted by cymru_j at 7:26 AM PST - 11 comments

Need to inform Glasgow charities.

I need me a charity/community group directory for Glasgow that I can easily use to send out mass informational emails. [more inside]
posted by By The Grace of God at 7:11 AM PST - 3 comments

Yeah, it's another where to stay in Miami question

Looking for a not too expensive (hopefully under $100) place to stay in Miami for one night. I have an overnight layover in Miami coming up. I'm getting in at night and am leaving early the next morning, won't have a car, and am hoping to find a decent/cheap place to stay that is walking distance (or a short cab ride) to places to get some food and drinks. [more inside]
posted by toddst at 6:57 AM PST - 6 comments

Where to go in Australia and for how long?

I'm visiting Australia for 10 days / 9 nights, flying in and out of Sydney. How would you divide your time amongst the various cities? 3 nights each in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane?
posted by smackfu at 6:12 AM PST - 15 comments

my Sennheiser HD595 leak sound. is this normal? my coworkers are going nuts.

my Sennheiser HD595 leak sound. is this normal? my coworkers are going nuts. [more inside]
posted by krautland at 5:18 AM PST - 16 comments

get me out of here

Most economical way to get from USA (Chicago) to Europe (specifically Venice) in the summer. Willing to fly to an undesirable city and take a train. please share experiences
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 5:10 AM PST - 9 comments

How to determine the most important cities in a state?

How to determine the most important cities in a state? [more inside]
posted by capitalist.pig at 4:59 AM PST - 22 comments

Wordpress and domain

When you type www.mydomain.com you get to see the homepage of my blog. However, whatever link you click, from articles to adminstration pages etc still go to www.mydomain.webhost.com/article/blah_blah. How do you make this go away? [more inside]
posted by madeinitaly at 3:58 AM PST - 5 comments

Simple solutions include parking in a garage, having a doorman hold it.

Please teach me how to get into a car, in the rain, with an umbrella, without soaking myself. [more inside]
posted by subbes at 2:06 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me with my trash!

I'm using a Linux eee, and after leaving a couple of torrents on overnight, I wake up to the message that the disk is full. Fair enough, I'll just delete a few things: but when I try to, I get the message that it's unable to create home/user/Trash/xxxxxx, where xxxxxx is some random string of characters. How can I actually free up some space? I don't mind using the terminal or whatever, I've just no idea what I'd type.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 12:41 AM PST - 10 comments

April 2

Sticky Fingers

How can I fix sticky keys on a Guitar Hero controller? [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Who Watched and Read the Watchmen?

Follow-up questions to the thread, "Should I read Watchmen before seeing the movie?" (no spoilers) [more inside]
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 11:16 PM PST - 38 comments

How do I politely decline this "promotion"?

How do I politely decline this "promotion"? [more inside]
posted by haplesschild at 10:46 PM PST - 19 comments

Was Schroedinger first or Borges: Which came first, the cat or the mirror?

Did Borges read Schroedinger?
The arithmetical system of Tlön "states that the operation of counting modifies quantities and changes them from indefinites into definites."
The sequence of history makes it possible. Borges's omnivorous reading habits and academic/social prowess help the probability. Yet Schroedinger's initial obscurity in the matter makes it less plausible.
Google has done nothing to answer the vital question: did Borges hear about Schroedinger's cat before he wrote Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius? [more inside]
posted by es_de_bah at 10:32 PM PST - 12 comments

Give me the lowdown on hernias

So I have an inguinal hernia. What do I need to know? [more inside]
posted by Autarky at 10:18 PM PST - 4 comments

What's the downside to VOIP?

What is the current state of VOIP? [more inside]
posted by middleclasstool at 10:07 PM PST - 12 comments

Anxious Without my Drink

What's the closest alcohol substitute for a performer with anxiety? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:55 PM PST - 31 comments

Help me find the essence of an argument against essentialism.

Essentialism vs. Anti-essentialism/Dialectical materialism? [more inside]
posted by suedehead at 9:20 PM PST - 24 comments

What's the best cleaning method for a HORRIBLY dirty aluminum grill grate?

What's the best cleaning method for a HORRIBLY dirty aluminum grill grate? [more inside]
posted by covert7 at 8:56 PM PST - 14 comments

Reporting fellowship income to the IRS?

How do you report fellowship income from a 1098T form to the IRS?
posted by twiggy32 at 8:25 PM PST - 1 comment

What movie was this plot element in?

Plot identification: "X should have never been made a Y, but I pulled some strings to get him through and he got { killed | maimed | lost } while Ying! Oh noes!" [more inside]
posted by 0xFCAF at 7:49 PM PST - 17 comments

Looking for a multi-user video screening platform online.

I need to show a 45 minute film to a bunch of people spread all over the country. I want them to log into a space and all screen it at the same time – perhaps even while they are connected to me by conference call or webinar. It has to be a password protected space, and the film would have to taken down immediately after the participant completed the viewing. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:01 PM PST - 8 comments

How can I "deal with" a very close family member with depression?

How can I "deal with" a very close family member with depression? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:01 PM PST - 40 comments

Help me help a nursing home

I'm looking for a way to help local nursing homes. Any ideas about activities I alone, or 2 or 3 of us together, could do to help a nursing home. I'm looking for something unique and fun. Bingo and karaoke are already taken.
posted by Jandasmo at 7:00 PM PST - 17 comments

No, not the band.

Vegetable gardener living in SoCal (zone 9) wants to try growing black-eyed peas (cowpeas) in big raised beds in the backyard this summer. Problem: being Yankee-born and raised, I have never grown, eaten, nor even seen black-eyed peas before, on the vine or off. Suggestions for backyard-worthy varieties, gardening tips, companion planting possibilities, and authentic recipes desired.
posted by Asparagirl at 6:59 PM PST - 13 comments

Baby Got Post-Bacc

I managed to complete my rinky-dink English degree online without quitting my job or tearing out MY hair. But now I need a few semesters of full-time, brick-'n-mortar hard science and I'm not sure how to swing it. [more inside]
posted by julthumbscrew at 6:40 PM PST - 7 comments

Quickbooks 2009 for Mac vs. my accountant

Using Quickbooks 2009 for Mac, can I send and receive my company file to and from my accountant, who uses Quickbooks on the PC? [more inside]
posted by subpixel at 5:50 PM PST - 4 comments

Autobiography by a former criminal turned author?!

NameThatBookFilter: Autobiography by a former criminal/hard timer that later became an author? [more inside]
posted by mrhaydel at 5:24 PM PST - 16 comments

Interdisciplinary books on love?

What are some (at least mildly scholarly) books taking an actively interdisciplinary approach to the study of love, particularly romantic love? I'm particularly interested in books linking psychology and literature, and also very interested in books that report interviews with people about their experiences of love.
posted by shivohum at 5:22 PM PST - 18 comments

String Theory

Excel-Fu Filter: How to display the value of one cell in the middle of a string in another cell. (Example inside) [more inside]
posted by bluejayway at 4:46 PM PST - 4 comments

Abdomen pain, not evil incarnate baby

What is this pain in my abdomen, and why is my spleen enlarged? [more inside]
posted by Attackpanda at 4:35 PM PST - 14 comments

What websites out there allow me to manually enter a list of my favourite bands and then suggest similar music to me?

What websites out there allow me to manually enter a list of my favourite bands and then suggest similar music to me? The websites I have found so far offer to scan my iTunes library but I don't use iTunes so I must be able to enter the bands manually. The bands should be suggested based on the tastes of other users rather than advertising e.t.c.
posted by Fluffy654 at 4:34 PM PST - 21 comments

What's in the Woods?

Fiction help, quick. Woman in a car on an empty mountain road. Car breaks down. Lots of things could be wrong with the car, right? But specifically, what could go wrong with the car ... where something you CAN find in a typical forest setting can plausibly help you fix it? [more inside]
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:29 PM PST - 41 comments

Should I get a dog?

Help me find consensus from the hive mind. I have been wanting and preparing and planning to get my very own dog, my first dog, for years. However the question that keeps raising its head, is should I, given my personal circumstances? [more inside]
posted by Elfasi at 4:24 PM PST - 37 comments

Launching a journalism nonprofit

You may have heard of MinnPost.com, voiceofsandiego.org and propublica.com. All are nonprofit websites dedicated to quality journalism. All must have had their start somewhere. I’ve had a similar idea. I’m an editor at a small local daily, although I’ve had a long stint as a pretty good political reporter. Three reporter friends and myself are looking at founding our own nonprofit online-only journalism organization dedicated to state politics. I should note that all of us have some pretty strong credentials and between us have won a number of awards, so we know we can handle the reporting end of this venture. [more inside]
posted by Gagglehack at 4:15 PM PST - 13 comments

Processor upgrade worth it?

New Shiny 17-Inch MacBook Pro: Is the upgrade from the 2.66Ghz to the 2.93Ghz processor worth the US$300? [more inside]
posted by Fuzzy Dog at 4:07 PM PST - 17 comments

Rock voice lessons in Western MA.

Rock voice lessons in Western MA. [more inside]
posted by abcde at 3:39 PM PST - 2 comments

Why did Michael fail where Vito succeeded?

What's the difference between Michael and Vito in the Godfather trilogy? [more inside]
posted by fatbird at 3:28 PM PST - 40 comments

this music is nowhere (music filter)

where can i find the song 'herculaneum' which plays over the closing credits of the film gomorrah? [more inside]
posted by artof.mulata at 3:12 PM PST - 4 comments

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahbaby

"I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah baby!" Who sings this song?! [more inside]
posted by MaryDellamorte at 3:05 PM PST - 10 comments

Better Know a Conflict

Wanted: Your favorite books and articles on the Soviet army's time in Afghanistan. [more inside]
posted by EatTheWeek at 2:23 PM PST - 12 comments

Alternative fuels in California?

Legal and bureaucratic obstacles to converting a vehicle to alternative fuel in California? First hand experiences most welcome! [more inside]
posted by mosk at 2:19 PM PST - 8 comments

It's Blurry But I Want It Big.

What do I need to know before printing my 640x480 image on 11" x 14" paper? [more inside]
posted by pollex at 2:01 PM PST - 23 comments

Cops wont return burglarized items they have recovered

How can I get the stuff cops recovered from a burglary at my place? (in Silicon Valley, Ca) [more inside]
posted by Pasa la bola chetu at 1:52 PM PST - 12 comments

Where can I find a good reproduction or imitation of Eames Lounge (670) and Ottoman (671)?

Where can I find a good reproduction or imitation of Eames Lounge (670) and Ottoman (671)? Alternatively where can I find historical pricing information for original mid-century moderns? [more inside]
posted by geoff. at 1:52 PM PST - 8 comments

Does someone who doesn't wear makeup need a complicated beauty routine?

I have sensitive skin and wear no makeup. My skincare regimen has always been sunscreen during the day, washing my face with a soft cloth and water, and moisturizer before bed. Should I be doing more? (e.g., cleanser, toner, soap?) [more inside]
posted by stewiethegreat at 1:48 PM PST - 34 comments

Quicktime movies won't delete!

(Mac OS 10.5) Is Quicktime hiding files from me? [more inside]
posted by musofire at 1:03 PM PST - 4 comments

usurping landlord

In 2001, we moved into our current apartment. It's a slighty dumpy (yet cheap) basement apartment. Along with our apartmet, we received two parking spots and a separate locking storage area in the basement. A few years ago, our landlord sold the building. No problems with the new landlord- everything has been the same. In late March of this year, our landlord mentioned that he wants the locking area for his stuff and told us we must have our stuff cleared out by May. Can he do this? Can we receive compensation (ie x amount off our rent)? We live in Massachusetts , do not want to move unless we have to and don't want to tick off the landlord. The building itself has 4 other apartments and the landlord lives offsite, if that makes a difference. AFAIK, our apartment is legal. Advice, please!
posted by pentagoet at 1:02 PM PST - 12 comments

I sound like an air raid; do not want.

Built-in MacBook microphone records an annoying buzzy/overloaded tone on loud vocals- is there a cheap fix? [more inside]
posted by pseudostrabismus at 12:58 PM PST - 7 comments

Shin pain when running - on the outside of the shin bone - help!

I know you are not my doctors and we will be visiting Dr M. The Doctor Who Runs, but in the meantime, any suggestions/experience would be most welcome. Mr LyzzyBee wanted to start a running programme with me. As he was doing 3 mile walks once or twice a day for a total of 3 or 4 a week, and an hour on a Sunday on the cross-trainer/rower/bike combo, we started a bit more than a "couch to 5k" We did the below training. He complained of running out of steam on the Sunday, and today he got shin pains. On the OUTSIDE not the inside of the shin bone, and he got a little lump by each shin bone (yuck) as he ran. Stopped as soon as (I noticed) he was in pain. Running quite slowly, we're averaging 4.9-5 mph. I have a feeling I've pushed him too hard. What do you guys and gals think? [more inside]
posted by LyzzyBee at 12:56 PM PST - 6 comments

Or did my elementary school teachers lie to me?

Which one is right, Google or Excel? [more inside]
posted by JDHarper at 11:49 AM PST - 22 comments

HPV and sex

HPV and sex question.... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:48 AM PST - 14 comments

selling my computer trying to delete all

hi. i have a used pc that i will be selling and would like to get everything off of it. there are a lot of programs loaded on, and music files - but nothing i want to keep. i have a windows xp disc but when i boot up using the disc it tells me that i would have to delete the partiion to reinstall it - not sure if this is what i should do. do you have any suggestions on the best way to clean up the computer/delete all programs and files? thanks a lot for the help.
posted by matt755811 at 11:24 AM PST - 14 comments

Sacrifice, Future, Family, Bankruptcy...

I'm currently working on my MBA at a relatively prestigious business school and am coming to understand that my parents are in a grave financial situation that may lead to them having to file for bankruptcy. My father's been unable to get steady work for the last year or two and my mother's income isn't large enough to maintain the household and service their debt. In all likelihood they'll lose their house in two to three months unless something dramatic happens. I'm considering dropping out of school and returning home to help them weather the storm but I don't know a) if they'd be able to stomach it, b) whether I'd be able to find a job quickly enough to fend off the fallout, c) if I'm really serious about doing this, d) if this is the right thing for me to do, and e) what it'll mean for my future. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:09 AM PST - 18 comments

How did you find love or companionship in spite of anxiety?

What steps did you take to find your partner in spite of social anxiety or severe shyness? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:02 AM PST - 33 comments

Tips for crossing the picket line

I work in an office that is union-organized and my job is a union title. Our contract renewal is being bargained right now. I want to be prepared to cross the line if we go on strike. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:01 AM PST - 28 comments

Share – 1.the full or proper portion or part allotted or belonging to or contributed or owed by an individual or group.

One internet connection shared between three computers. One jackass who uses the entire download limit(!!) and gets our speed capped(!!). So, what software or hardware solutions might there be?? Secrecy isn't a concern. That they are too stupid to be trusted is. Is there maybe something that monitors where the data is going? And also a way to hobble their line speed, once they've reached their 'share'. (I'd prefer not to just yank their cable out completely, but whatever.) I have no idea (keywords to google??) so I'm completely open to suggestion on this :) Thanks! [more inside]
posted by mu~ha~ha~ha~har at 10:49 AM PST - 11 comments

maintanance agreements: threat or menace?

I just bought a giant LCD TV and didn't buy the maintenance agreement. Now I feel that maybe I should have. In fact, I probably still can, although it would be some trouble. [more inside]
posted by anonymous_account at 10:47 AM PST - 11 comments

Is there a Battlestar Galactica complete series DVD?

Does anyone know anything about a Battlestar Galactica (2004) complete series DVD? [more inside]
posted by nickhb at 10:40 AM PST - 6 comments

How do you eloquently tell somebody that they are crazy?

What are some eloquent ways to proclaim that someone is crazy? This is for good tidings for some good friends getting married. [more inside]
posted by captainsohler at 10:25 AM PST - 23 comments

How can i view an image file with a .tbn extension?

How can i view an image file with a .tbn extension? [more inside]
posted by ndillon at 10:16 AM PST - 4 comments

Why does my File Browser keep opening?

There are currently 4 File Browsers open on my desktop, all displaying either the contents of my external hard drive or the folder where it's mounted (/media/). I didn't open them—they just showed up. This morning when I woke up there was 40+ File Browser windows open of the same. Another window just opened; it seems to occur at random intervals. I'm running Ubuntu Linux 8.10, wtf is causing this? [more inside]
posted by carsonb at 9:49 AM PST - 11 comments

hdtv picture dim

we have a Samsung HD LCD TV (series 550, if it matters) - last night the picture dimmed. we switched it between the ps2, tv, and the computer - dim on all inputs. it was late, we went to bed. this morning, half the screen is dim and the other half seems bright enough. contrast/backlight settings don't fix it. energy settings are set to off. help?
posted by nadawi at 9:37 AM PST - 2 comments

Better than vi versus emacs!

Please help settle a bet: Is a spreadsheet a simple type of database, or are they fundamentally different things? [more inside]
posted by perrce at 9:23 AM PST - 39 comments

How to attract people to blogs

How to attract readers to blogs? [more inside]
posted by MrMerlot at 9:19 AM PST - 10 comments

Your anti-anxiety meds experiences?

YouAreNotMyDoctorFilter: More Xanax or maybe a switch to Klonopin? [more inside]
posted by scratch at 9:05 AM PST - 9 comments

Cat-Pee To Meet You

How do I manage litter box odour in my apartment? [more inside]
posted by spamguy at 8:56 AM PST - 64 comments

Am I baker inside and out?

Systemic yeast infection? I've got an appointment lined up to check. Symptoms after the jump. YANMD, but some advice would be appreciated. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:49 AM PST - 13 comments

How can a risk calculation have a false positive?

How can an estimate of a health risk (eg 1 in 500) have a false positive? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:48 AM PST - 9 comments

Looking for a cycling computer

Cycling computer - I recently started cycling (road biking) and have slowly been gearing up. I usually use RunKeeper, an iPhone app, while I ride to track info, but it's useless during the ride since it's in my back shirt pocket. I'm looking for a traditional bike computer to look at while I ride. I'd like the wireless kind, since my wife swears by her's. What are your suggestions?
posted by Argyle at 8:48 AM PST - 18 comments

Hipity hop

Easter is nearly here and I am stuck at a crucial point in my Easter Bunny costume construction. How do I make myself an adorable fluffy bunny tail suitable for pinning to bunny-pants and sturdy enough to withstand vigorous hopping and chocolate treasure huntin'? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:48 AM PST - 11 comments

How can I cure my handwriting problems?

How can I cure my handwriting problems? [more inside]
posted by kitfreeman at 8:42 AM PST - 18 comments

Re-purposing laptops: I want more than a picture frame.

When it comes to re-purposing old laptops, it seems like the only option people really talk about is to turn it into a picture frame. There's got to be more that an old iBook can do... right? [more inside]
posted by alexherder at 8:30 AM PST - 21 comments

How to identify science fair bacteria in agar nutrient gel

What kinds of bacteria make red and yellow spots in agar nutrient gel? [more inside]
posted by zeoslap at 8:08 AM PST - 12 comments

Women's rugby boots, downtown Toronto?

Where can I find small women's rugby shoes in Toronto? [more inside]
posted by crawfo at 7:51 AM PST - 3 comments

Please give us money?

After 28 years of existance and 5 years of working toward this goal, my community band became a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization six months ago. Yay! Now... How can we start getting donations? [more inside]
posted by LolaGeek at 7:28 AM PST - 8 comments

Great scofflaws of history

I'm looking for books which talk frankly about bribery, cheating and evasion in order to accomplish something important in a hostile cultural and regulatory environment. [more inside]
posted by Coventry at 7:17 AM PST - 14 comments

Estate tax accountant, Estate lawyer or both...or WHAT!? Help!

Estate tax returns in NC. Is this done by an accountant or an Estate Attorney? [more inside]
posted by littleredwagon at 7:10 AM PST - 8 comments

Would a blimp "filled" with vacuum float?

If you were to take a blimp like structure and instead of filling it with hydrogen, or helium, or hot air, you instead "filled it" with vacuum, that is you removed everything from the inside (think mercury vacuum), would that structure float in earths atmosphere...This is driving me nuts, help me physics!
posted by stilgar at 7:00 AM PST - 39 comments

How to transfer Netscape mail emails and address book from a broken PC to Thunderbird on a new iMac

I need to transfer Netscape email addresses and emails from a broken PC to Thunderbird (to be installed) on a new iMac. How do I do it? [more inside]
posted by mbarryf at 6:42 AM PST - 3 comments

NYC/SC Beach houseswap?

I would like to visit and immerse myself and my young family in NYC culture. To this end, I would like to find an arrangement this summer whereby I could arrange a houseswap. [more inside]
posted by toastchee at 6:31 AM PST - 6 comments

How can I ease the pain for my kids?

So, I'm getting divorced. I have 2 daughters, who I'm kinda terrified to tell. I'm hoping Ask.Me might be able to provide some tips. [more inside]
posted by Richat at 6:29 AM PST - 27 comments

Trying to avoid reverse Engrish.

Help me translate/verify/understand some Kanji! [more inside]
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 6:21 AM PST - 23 comments

Tools for Diagnosing unviewable Joomla website in IE?

Having problems viewing my Joomla built website in IE. Works fine in Firefox. The Website is at www.alchemicalnursery.org Are there any tools for diagnosing this? Or does anyone have any knowledge of what the problem might be.
posted by franklen at 5:20 AM PST - 6 comments

writing a multiplayer game

how do i make a turn-based multiplayer game in flash or js? [more inside]
posted by sidr at 4:07 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me get started with electronics

DIY RFID door lock. [more inside]
posted by dance at 1:31 AM PST - 5 comments

Family Friendly Restaurant Central Sydney

Reasonably priced, tasty family-friendly restarauant/pub in Central Sydney (Rocks/Circular Quay / Darling Harbour) early-ish Friday evening (i.e. tomorrow). Normally this would be easy, but I'm on instructions that there's to be no Asian food involved and so I'm at a loss. Help mucho appreciated...
posted by singingfish at 12:50 AM PST - 10 comments

My computer is having some difficulties.

Is my iBook G4 dying? [more inside]
posted by Brachiosaurus at 12:16 AM PST - 7 comments

April 1

i'm dying to learn this song...get it?

Does anyone know or can anyone point me to guitar tabs or chords to XTC's song "Dying" off the Skylarking CD? I'm a beginner but I'm determined to learn this song, and I can't find anything online.
posted by edjusted at 11:46 PM PST - 4 comments

Casablanca airport

I have several hours to spend in the Casablanca airport before I meet my boyfriend, who is arriving on a separate flight. Does the arrivals hall have any cafes/places to sit? Will I have a problem waiting there?
posted by anonymous78 at 11:37 PM PST - 11 comments

How to I construct and operate the most environmentally friendly wood burning pizza oven?

How do I reconcile operating a wood burning pizza oven with environmental friendliness? [more inside]
posted by FearAndLoathingInLJ at 11:23 PM PST - 19 comments

What designer/brand of shirt has one odd orange coloured button?

What designer/brand of men's dress shirt features one odd colored orange button, at the bottom, on the front? [more inside]
posted by paul003 at 10:37 PM PST - 6 comments

Presentation on Shintoism..Any info. would be helpful.

Presentation on Shintoism...any info. would be helpful [more inside]
posted by lwclec072 at 10:17 PM PST - 15 comments

My friend thinks she's selfish for wanting her dogs back.

How do I convince my friend that she didn't make a mistake in choosing to put her dogs down, and that she's not selfish for missing them. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 PM PST - 29 comments

Know any Ahadith, Qur'an and classic Arabic poetry about camels? (In English)

Know any Ahadith, Qur'an and classic Arabic poetry about camels? (In English) I am currently writing about paper about their survival in the desert. Thanks in advance!
posted by pixxie at 9:16 PM PST - 16 comments

Passover Coke in the Philly Area?

Where can I find Passover Coca-Cola in the Philly, PA area? [more inside]
posted by thequietriot at 9:01 PM PST - 7 comments

Should I stay or should I go? (But I love my kids!!)

How do I deal with my "permissive-parenting" spouse? [more inside]
posted by theKik at 8:54 PM PST - 42 comments

Assistance Needed...

Having intestinal reactions to meds that I've been taking for a while. I'm searching for a new Doc, but I'd like to ask the hive for assistance. [more inside]
posted by bach at 8:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Economy's effect on my debt

[LoanFilter] I have 20k in six Federal Stafford loans. Consolidate now? [more inside]
posted by Etta Hollis at 8:41 PM PST - 2 comments

Memorable Blade Runner quote featured in another film?

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?" Where, other than from Blade Runner, have I heard this quote? [more inside]
posted by CliffDiving44 at 8:32 PM PST - 14 comments

How do I have a seder-less Passover?

How do I observe Passover alone? Should I just forget it? [more inside]
posted by Smalltown Girl at 8:15 PM PST - 23 comments

Orlando in 4 days...

Two girls in Orlando, Florida for four days - when to go, what to do? [more inside]
posted by lizbunny at 7:58 PM PST - 7 comments

"Time Out London". . . in Chicago?

Can I buy a current copies of Time Out London magazine in the western suburbs of Chicago? (Borders Books, Barnes & Noble, etc.?) I know about the web site.
posted by Joleta at 7:51 PM PST - 3 comments

Please tell me why this business idea will or won't work

I have an idea for a small local business. However, I want honest feedback from a group of my peers about whether or not it's viable or marketable. That's where you come in... [more inside]
posted by cosmicbandito at 7:41 PM PST - 18 comments

Relationship Filter: How do I maintain a new relationship when we both know that we are going to break up soon? More details inside.

How do I maintain a new relationship when we both know that we are going to break up soon? [more inside]
posted by xyla2000 at 7:37 PM PST - 17 comments

is the brain a bit like a massive max-msp patch?

it seems no question, no matter how absurd, is too strange. Everything seems to get a sensible answer. So from the deepest pockets of my private imaginings: is the brain a bit like a massive max-msp patch? [more inside]
posted by compound eye at 7:32 PM PST - 11 comments

Mac Mini: Yes or No?

My husband and I are Apple noobs and can't get a straight answer from any sales people: is the Mini adequate for our needs? [more inside]
posted by Subspace at 7:24 PM PST - 39 comments

Woman with a past wants a future

I am a woman in my mid forties. A month ago I met a man, SD. SD and I have spent almost every day and night together since meeting and I think I want to spend the rest of my life with him and he feels the same. However five years ago while single and broke, I worked as a hooker for six weeks. SD doesn't know. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:01 PM PST - 75 comments

Why did this happen?

Why would a 21 year old guy have ED issues for no apparent reason? [NSFW] [personal drama] [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:01 PM PST - 18 comments

Most secure PDF viewer?

In light of the increasing number of PDF security exploits, what is the most secure PDF viewer for Windows? [more inside]
posted by benzenedream at 6:58 PM PST - 5 comments

Washing Machine: Boom!

Was that a helicopter in my kitchen? No. It was the washing machine. Um. Help? [more inside]
posted by greekphilosophy at 6:34 PM PST - 11 comments

No more solitary confinement?

What can I do to work against long-term solitary confinement of prisoners in the US? [more inside]
posted by medusa at 6:05 PM PST - 23 comments

Are there any editorial jobs in San Francisco? Any at all?

I very much want to move to San Francisco but I will have limited funds, few connections and no job lined up when I land. I'm an editor at a website and would like to stay in the same field. What are my job prospects in the Bay Area "in this economy?" [more inside]
posted by thebergfather at 5:24 PM PST - 13 comments

Tactile reminder device

What sorts of vibrating reminder devices are out there? [more inside]
posted by jinatrix at 4:41 PM PST - 3 comments

This is not the time for finger pointing, Steve.

I'm in a bit of a bind. Through a set of rather bad situations, I'm soon going to be behind on my home loan, and there's not much that I can do about it with my current lender. I got an intriguing mailer yesterday, and spoke with the operator that answered the phone. They're trying to sell me on loan restructuring, not refinancing. [more inside]
posted by thanotopsis at 4:10 PM PST - 9 comments

Are there any local Pilates classes?

Any good Pilates classes to be found on the cheap in Portland/Salem areas? [more inside]
posted by thatbrunette at 3:51 PM PST - 3 comments

How to focus when severely depressed?

How can I focus when severely depressed? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:46 PM PST - 28 comments

End lease early or finish it out?

My car salesman is encouraging me to end my current lease early (by two months) and start my next one immediately. Pros and cons? [more inside]
posted by JannaK at 3:42 PM PST - 6 comments

How much would you pay for a good MFA program?

How much is too much when it comes to student loans for an MFA program? [more inside]
posted by nameless.k at 3:33 PM PST - 19 comments

Find me inspiring books!

I'm trying to expand my reference library. What are your favorite inspiring books (the kinds with photos/artwork in them?) [more inside]
posted by actionpact at 3:22 PM PST - 20 comments

Recommend a credit monitoring service

I'm looking for a credit monitoring service where I can track multiple individuals' credit scores. [more inside]
posted by poppo at 3:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Android vs iPhone for this summer?

My phone contract is going to expire this June and I am looking to get a new phone/contract. I am leaning toward getting an iPhone but I think that phones with Android might have more potential to be better in the future. Right now my hesitation about Android phones is that the only one out is the Tmobile G1, which is inferior to the iPhone. Does anyone know if there will be more Android options come June/July? What do you think I should get this summer, iPhone or Android based phone?
posted by macadangdigety at 2:49 PM PST - 11 comments

home office tranquility vs. landlord

how can I restrict my landlord's access to my suite, which is also my home office. i'm leaving a month from now. he wants to be able to show it between 9 and 5 every day, and call a couple of hours in advance. [more inside]
posted by klanawa at 2:37 PM PST - 20 comments

Ankle fusion surgery?

Has anyone here ever had a surgery to fuse your ankle bones together because of osteoarthritis? [more inside]
posted by kittyloop at 2:36 PM PST - 3 comments

Life Needs a Reset Button

I've decided to leave my friends and family, sell all of my belongings and start life over again. Where should I go? Any advice? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:23 PM PST - 62 comments

Help me turn my contract job into a real job!

For a school-sponsored work-term, I'm currently working as a Software Developer for a very large software company, and I couldn't be happier at my job. Problem is, I'm nearing the halfway point of my one-year contract. How do I turn this into a full-time job? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:23 PM PST - 3 comments

How to work past a serious relationship issue?

How can my boyfriend and I work past my feelings of abandonment over his reaction to a pregnancy scare? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:22 PM PST - 60 comments

Does the USPTO like me? Y/N

Should I take the patent bar? [more inside]
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 2:12 PM PST - 10 comments

Company goes public, I go...?

What will it mean for me if my new company goes public? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:01 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me pdf in PC!! Please…?

Acrobat+video filter: Anybody out there ever built a rich-media pdf on a Mac that PC users could view WITHOUT QuickTime? [more inside]
posted by dpcoffin at 1:51 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me find hard-hitting facts on the recent financial collapse please

Please help me find facts about the banking/economic crisis and the impact of the financial meltdown for a demonstration against the no-strings-attached billions for banks while Americans suffer. Your help will be rewarded with a just and fair financial system that works for all Americans and not just Wall Street. Thanks so much! [more inside]
posted by willie11 at 1:47 PM PST - 3 comments

Helmet hair solutions

Any suggestions for battling helmet hair related to bicycle riding? [more inside]
posted by imposster at 1:19 PM PST - 22 comments

Comparing InDesign linked files.

Looking for a way to compare linked filed in InDesign with the linked files in folder that contains both said files and other unlinked ones. [more inside]
posted by travis08 at 1:03 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I cover my ass?

I have reliable second hand information regarding the in-transit theft and subsequent sale of weapons in the SF Bay Area, I would like to present this information anonymously, preferably to the press. How do I best do this so as to protect myself and the source of this info? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:57 PM PST - 17 comments

How do I maximize the odds of a good outcome when I tell my friend I'm in love with him?

I'm in love with my friend. I'm going to tell him, but not for a few months. A) What do I do in the meantime? B) Any dos/don'ts for when I tell him? C) How do I both hope for the best and keep my expectations in check so I don't get hurt if he's not interested? D) Any way I can feel him out for signs of interest? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:57 PM PST - 42 comments

I gotta pee

Despertaly needing some extra income, I've applied to Target for a position unloading trucks at night. I have two concerns. Drugs and money. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:56 PM PST - 15 comments

Problems with large scale telecommuting

What are some obvious problems you would forsee in large scale telecomputing/telecommuting? [more inside]
posted by Raichle at 12:53 PM PST - 14 comments

I need to find songs that sound similar to the chorus of "destrokk" by mgmt (video included)! It's a typical chord sequence, so there must be a few!

I need to find songs that sound similar to the chorus of "destrokk" by mgmt (video included)! It's a typical chord sequence, so there must be a few! [more inside]
posted by freddymetz at 12:44 PM PST - 3 comments

Talking ain't doing.

When to give up on a job you love? (...when you're not very good at it, and don't seem to be improving?) [more inside]
posted by puckish at 12:40 PM PST - 8 comments

MacBook HDD size upgrade to increase speed and overall performance?

Will upgrading the size (but not RPM or cache size) of my laptop's hard drive increase performance? [more inside]
posted by cosmic osmo at 12:22 PM PST - 14 comments

Boston. Bedbugs. Do not want.

I'm moving back to Boston. I hear there is a bedbug epidemic. What can I do to minimize my chances of getting bedbugs? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 12:10 PM PST - 10 comments

Need an instant quote web form that instantly calculates quotes!

Does anyone know of a php script that can be used to easily generate a web form, and that can have a "calculation" box at the bottom, that will calculate a cost based on the previous response fields? [more inside]
posted by thewibbler at 12:01 PM PST - 6 comments

What are your favorite at-home test kits which provide a basic lipid profile (Total, HDL, LDL, Triglycerides)?

What are your favorite at-home test kits which provide basic lipid profiles (Total, HDL, LDL, Triglycerides)? [more inside]
posted by adipocere at 11:53 AM PST - 8 comments

Anyone know of a feature rich flash media player for use on the web?

Anyone know of a feature rich flash media player for use on the web? [more inside]
posted by toekneebullard at 11:46 AM PST - 9 comments

College hoops in San Francisco?

Where can I watch NCAA basketball this weekend (Saturday) in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by Who_Am_I at 11:41 AM PST - 4 comments

How hard is it for a country to sign a UN statement?

How much effort does it take for a country to become a signatory to a UN declaration? [more inside]
posted by rebekah at 11:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Stylish alternatives to hooded sweatshirts?

Stylish alternatives to hooded sweatshirts? [more inside]
posted by hpliferaft at 11:32 AM PST - 11 comments

"We Are Not Responsible For Lost Or Stolen Valuables." Really?

Do signs that say "We Are Not Responsible for Lost or Stolen Valuables" actually provide any legal protection? [more inside]
posted by hamsterdam at 11:25 AM PST - 7 comments

How do you know when you are at a healthy weight?

How do you know when you are at a healthy weight? [more inside]
posted by seppyk at 11:19 AM PST - 25 comments

XP: How do I set permissions for a user account to switch power schemes and create new ones?

XP: How do I set permissions for a user account to switch power schemes and create new ones? [more inside]
posted by mail at 11:17 AM PST - 4 comments

Is this a reasonable refund request?

Is it reasonable to ask my attorney for a refund for filing a motion that had no effect? [more inside]
posted by fireoyster at 11:13 AM PST - 13 comments

Is it possible that google image search is psychic?

How does google image search find untagged people in a Picasa web album? How can I make it stop? [more inside]
posted by emmykm at 10:53 AM PST - 11 comments

Help. First-time dogparent needs housebreaking advice

PeeingOnTheCarpetFilter: Our new puppy (shelter mutt, roughly 14 weeks old and of at least average intelligence) is thoroughly enjoying our spring weather. She often goes to the door and whines to go out just so she can roll around in the grass and chase bugs. When we give up on her bathrooming outside we'll bring her back inside, where she promptly pees or takes a dump. We're not talking about whirlwind visits to the great outdoors; we're talking a half-hour or so.

We try to be consistent about the location of the potty area, using verbal commands (I feel like a moron saying, "Go potty!" in public, but there you have it.) People always tell us that housebreaking is frustrating and requires patience, but how can we get the girl to potty first and play second?
posted by workerant at 10:52 AM PST - 28 comments

Send a templated email from a website where the template is hosted elsewhere?

Send a templated email from a website where the template is hosted elsewhere? [more inside]
posted by doomtop at 10:44 AM PST - 4 comments

Insight, the big brother, or bigger brother?

BuyingCarFilter: Should I get Honda Insight, Prius, or Prius 3.0? [more inside]
posted by 7life at 10:17 AM PST - 14 comments

Yoga teacher training programs, possibly compatible with Bikram yoga?

What are some yoga training programs or traditions that might be compatible with the Bikram yoga teacher training I've already done? I'd like to be able to teach classes beyond the 26-postures-2-breathing-exercises, and I'd also like to be able to teach a style of yoga that isn't as highly regulated in terms of restricting where/what you can teach. [more inside]
posted by erigeneia at 10:12 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me track down a quote from Martin Luther

Help me find a quote from Martin Luther about humanity being a drunk man who falls off his horse on one side, and then gets back on and falls off the other side. [more inside]
posted by relucent at 10:05 AM PST - 6 comments

Best burger in Seattle?

Best burger in Seattle? If not best, then at least awesome? [more inside]
posted by tristeza at 9:54 AM PST - 34 comments

up to date application checking application

A while back ( months ago ? ) I heard on some podcast ( not sure which one ) about an application that would check the version of all applications running on my computer ( windows xp ) and tell me which ones have newer versions available. Does anyone know of any such program(s) ? Tried googling but the search terms I came up with are are too generic: "windows application current checker" Thanks for any responses.
posted by metadave at 9:48 AM PST - 6 comments

Limit, stop, stop-limit on the TSX with Questrade

I am having trouble contacting Questrade to ask them this question, and am hoping someone familiar with TSX trading rules can answer this for me: [more inside]
posted by omair at 9:47 AM PST - 3 comments

Fields most affected by genomics?

What field(s) of medicine is/are most likely to benefit from new genetic technology? [more inside]
posted by greatgefilte at 9:36 AM PST - 2 comments

“Every head has its own headache”

I am woken up each and every night with a pounding sinus headache. What remedies can you suggest? [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 9:24 AM PST - 26 comments

IS breach repercussions

A former employer (left under good terms) has had an information security breach. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:50 AM PST - 13 comments

get me off my prescription meds

Has anyone ever exercised and/or dieted their way off of prescription medications that you would otherwise expect to take for the rest of your life? [more inside]
posted by crapples at 8:49 AM PST - 16 comments

Touchup paint for a white Macbook?

Can you recommend a good touchup paint for a white Macbook? [more inside]
posted by mkultra at 8:39 AM PST - 2 comments

What's your favorite on-line fitness tracking tool?

Fitness 2.0 quesiton: I'm a big fan of Fuelly. It's one of the few Web 2.0 tools that I've stuck with. I want to be as disciplined with tracking my workouts as I am my gas usage. For me, a user-friendly tool makes a big difference. Can anyone recommend a high-quality Web 2.0 fitness tracking tool (preferably a free one)? [more inside]
posted by scblackman at 8:34 AM PST - 8 comments

Mud on my sheepskin boots

How do I clean a muddy pair of sheepskin (Ugg knock-off) boots before waterproofing them? [more inside]
posted by GJSchaller at 8:27 AM PST - 2 comments

New liquor for the bar owners!

What fantastic bourbons are not available in the Atlanta area? [more inside]
posted by amelioration at 8:15 AM PST - 6 comments

To London and Edinburgh, and back!

London to Edinburgh and back! Why is it so damn expensive? [more inside]
posted by chunking express at 8:15 AM PST - 12 comments

nyc pigeon saga

PigeonFilter: The neighbor across the small alleyway (4th floor, nyc apartment) feeds the pigeons several times a day and lets them in to their apartment, resulting in crowds of dozens of pigeons around our windows at all hours. Now the pigeons have built a large nest on our window air conditioner, with an egg. What to do about A) the nest and B) the neighbor? [more inside]
posted by martini at 8:04 AM PST - 14 comments

Intense breaks + soft music = ???

Breakfilter: Help me find songs that have similar drum breaks to You Got Me by The Roots. [more inside]
posted by azarbayejani at 8:02 AM PST - 9 comments

Adobe CS compatibility question

Adobe CS vs. CS2 vs. CS 4 compatibility...what are my options? [more inside]
posted by JoanArkham at 7:53 AM PST - 20 comments

Wireless router slow at home, fast at work. Why?

I have a Linksys wireless router that has started running my internet connection as slow as molasses at home, but when I brought it to work it is fine in the office. Anyone have an idea of WTF might be going on? [more inside]
posted by worker_bee at 7:53 AM PST - 5 comments

Degas? Or nah?

Can anyone identify this painting? [more inside]
posted by applemeat at 7:43 AM PST - 8 comments

Should I file even though it was a hobby?

Mortgage and work history question: Can I go back and file my taxes even though I was told I wasn't making enough? Is it worth it? [more inside]
posted by grablife365 at 7:40 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me find my cowboy wearing bad-ass self...

MusicFilter: In search of kick ass, up to no good southern/country songs. [more inside]
posted by quodlibet at 7:10 AM PST - 33 comments

Help me make all-local cookies for Earth Day.

I'm a high school librarian, and I bake cookies for our faculty every Thursday as a lure to get them to come in and chat. For Earth Day, I'd love to do an entirely local cookie, but I need some help figuring out the best recipe. Obviously, it's spring, so fresh local fruits aren't available in general (though I can probably still get local apples from last year). Local preserves are possible. [more inside]
posted by modernhypatia at 7:05 AM PST - 10 comments

How do I move dollars in a UK Paypal account to a US bank account?

I have some US dollars in my UK Paypal account. I would like to move these to a US bank account in order to pay for a service. I can think of two ways of doing this. Are my numbers correct? Am I missing something? What's the best (read: cheapest/quickest) way of doing this? [more inside]
posted by caek at 6:51 AM PST - 1 comment

Correct an impression? Or let it go?

I've just found out via email that I didn't get a job that I interviewed for. How to respond? [more inside]
posted by different at 6:24 AM PST - 19 comments

XCodes mysterious death

Why has XCode suddenly completely stopped working? Reinstallation has done nothing. It seemed to be working one day and then the next not at all, with no obvious changes to my system that I can think of. [more inside]
posted by lukeo05 at 6:09 AM PST - 3 comments

Comfortable, cute work shoes

How hard can it be to find women's work shoes that are comfortable AND cute? (UK) [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 5:44 AM PST - 15 comments

How to explain a weird orb in photos?

How can I explain this weird orb in my photos? A ghost, maybe. [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 5:31 AM PST - 26 comments

Buggy window

What's the best way to seal a window that doesn't shut? [more inside]
posted by pulled_levers at 5:28 AM PST - 9 comments

What the **** happened to all the lights?!?!?!

How do I rationalise the prospect of suddenly going completely (and permanently) blind? [more inside]
posted by parjanya at 2:46 AM PST - 32 comments

I need to start my life without worrying so much about the consequences of my decisions

I'm afraid of making big decisions in my life because I worry too much on what other people will think of me and I feel it will close to many other doors ...(long) [more inside]
posted by mind2body at 1:20 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me design a writing guide for undergraduates

I'm putting together a writing guide for my undergraduate philosophy course. What information should I put in the guide? [more inside]
posted by philosophygeek at 1:10 AM PST - 14 comments

Is there any recourse if you are fired for conduct due to disability?

Fired for misconduct (threats of violence) related to disability. Is there any recourse? [more inside]
posted by Danila at 12:41 AM PST - 16 comments

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. (or megapixels and HD Video?)

Buy the Canon 450Xsi or wait for the 500TSi? [more inside]
posted by DrAlbin at 12:17 AM PST - 12 comments