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June 1, 2012 8:00 PM   Subscribe

How can I, vastly uncool and out of the loop, buy marijuana?

I am in my 50s and, because of various personal and social circumstances over the past 25 years or so, have had almost no recent opportunity to smoke weed. I hardly ever drink and don't actually greatly enjoy the taste of most alcoholic drinks. But I would love the chance to occasionally enjoy some pot as I used to in college and in my twenties. My problem is that I have absolutely no clue how to obtain it. I live in a state where it is de-criminalized but still illegal, and there is also no "medical marijuana" use here (yet). Not that I have any legit medical reason to smoke it (depression? anxiety?). I don't really have any friends at this point, and I would be too embarrassed to ask any acquaintances about it. At this point in my life, I also don't know any younger people (except my teenage children and their friends--god forbid!).

So how can I get ahold of some? Also, what are prices like these days? I'm talking quite small amounts, enough for just a few joints. Or, even better, just a few ready-made joints. I live in a small suburb near a large university city and a larger metropolitan city.

Thanks.
posted by primate moon to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (3 answers total)

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Are you already high? My God, someone make this question anonymous.
posted by 4ster at 8:05 PM on June 1, 2012 [1 favorite]


Umm.... Where's the flag option for questions?
posted by Metasyntactic at 8:06 PM on June 1, 2012


(sorry - iPad display weirdness. Found it)
posted by Metasyntactic at 8:07 PM on June 1, 2012


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