Gimme some nicknames. Dorks.
October 5, 2010 12:08 PM Subscribe
My (male) friend and I tend to flippantly call each other insulting nicknames for fun, kinda as a Jr. High flirty thing. Started with "Brat," then "Loser," then "Dork," then Turd." I need to switch it up and would like to have a list of totally impressive alternatives to pull out of my back pocket to throw him off guard when he least expects it... I need to get more creative and clever.
posted by miss lynnster to writing & language (214 answers total) 128 users marked this as a favorite
Short is good. A range of benign to sharp is fine, this is all about variety. I try to pretend I'm a delicate classy lady once in a while so if you also give me a variety of G-PG-X rated ones to choose from that would be fantastic. He's a bartender and a big fan of punk music if that helps to inspire you.