Got any great pet names for your naughty bits? Mine are...
April 22, 2009 8:52 AM Subscribe
Got any great pet names for your naughty bits? Mine are...
Mr. Stiffy, and sometimes The Colonel. And my ex called it The Schwan, from Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein. Teri Garr finds out that the monster is 7 feet tall and says demurely, "He must have an enormous schwanschtucker." And a general term, jennies, short for genitals.
Mr. Stiffy, and sometimes The Colonel. And my ex called it The Schwan, from Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein. Teri Garr finds out that the monster is 7 feet tall and says demurely, "He must have an enormous schwanschtucker." And a general term, jennies, short for genitals.
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I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called The Octagon. But I've also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
posted by spec80 at 8:55 AM on April 22, 2009
posted by spec80 at 8:55 AM on April 22, 2009
An ex used to call mine "Santiago". Her vibrator was "Armond". (Her cat was "Lestat".)
posted by LordSludge at 8:59 AM on April 22, 2009
posted by LordSludge at 8:59 AM on April 22, 2009
Metafucker.
posted by orme at 8:59 AM on April 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by orme at 8:59 AM on April 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
I once had a pair of pyjama bottoms with novelty dogs and dog names printed on them. These lead to my ex naming himself Lulu.
Also, my breasts are Dexter and Sinister.
posted by mollymayhem at 9:02 AM on April 22, 2009
Also, my breasts are Dexter and Sinister.
posted by mollymayhem at 9:02 AM on April 22, 2009
"The Little Guy". You know relatively speaking..... look it was cold that day alright!
posted by elendil71 at 9:02 AM on April 22, 2009
posted by elendil71 at 9:02 AM on April 22, 2009
P. Ness.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 9:05 AM on April 22, 2009
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 9:05 AM on April 22, 2009
Ronnie James Dio
posted by The Straightener at 9:06 AM on April 22, 2009
posted by The Straightener at 9:06 AM on April 22, 2009
Louis IX
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:08 AM on April 22, 2009
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:08 AM on April 22, 2009
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