Got any great pet names for your naughty bits? Mine are...
April 22, 2009 8:52 AM   Subscribe

Got any great pet names for your naughty bits? Mine are...

Mr. Stiffy, and sometimes The Colonel. And my ex called it The Schwan, from Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein. Teri Garr finds out that the monster is 7 feet tall and says demurely, "He must have an enormous schwanschtucker." And a general term, jennies, short for genitals.
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Chatcock?
posted by zerokey at 8:53 AM on April 22, 2009 [3 favorites]


I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called The Octagon. But I've also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
posted by spec80 at 8:55 AM on April 22, 2009


An ex used to call mine "Santiago". Her vibrator was "Armond". (Her cat was "Lestat".)
posted by LordSludge at 8:59 AM on April 22, 2009


Metafucker.
posted by orme at 8:59 AM on April 22, 2009 [1 favorite]


I once had a pair of pyjama bottoms with novelty dogs and dog names printed on them. These lead to my ex naming himself Lulu.

Also, my breasts are Dexter and Sinister.
posted by mollymayhem at 9:02 AM on April 22, 2009


"The Little Guy". You know relatively speaking..... look it was cold that day alright!
posted by elendil71 at 9:02 AM on April 22, 2009


P. Ness.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 9:05 AM on April 22, 2009


Ronnie James Dio
posted by The Straightener at 9:06 AM on April 22, 2009


Louis IX
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:08 AM on April 22, 2009


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