Pre-flight snogging locations
February 8, 2010 12:58 PM Subscribe
Where between Oakland and SFO can I have sex in my car during the day?
Seeing a new friend off at the airport this week. Won't have a lot of time or a private place to hang out, but won't be seeing her again for months so would like a last snog before she goes. Is there a relatively private spot, relatively close to the freeway or SFO where we can, at minimum, make out for a while before I drop her off? I suppose a secret in-airport location would work too - though obviously I can't get through security.
Seeing a new friend off at the airport this week. Won't have a lot of time or a private place to hang out, but won't be seeing her again for months so would like a last snog before she goes. Is there a relatively private spot, relatively close to the freeway or SFO where we can, at minimum, make out for a while before I drop her off? I suppose a secret in-airport location would work too - though obviously I can't get through security.
Leave early, book room online at nice-ish airport-adjacent hotel, leave a few hours later, you go back the next day to "check out".
posted by mdonley at 1:14 PM on February 8, 2010
posted by mdonley at 1:14 PM on February 8, 2010
Er, um... yeah get a room. There's a very good chance you'll be on camera if you do it in a parking lot.
posted by chairface at 1:32 PM on February 8, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by chairface at 1:32 PM on February 8, 2010 [3 favorites]
My guess is that anonymous doesn't want to book a hotel. So I'm going to suggest that s/he take the Treasure Island exit. Drive until there is privacy - there are lots of weird nooks and crannies on both TI and Yerba Buena Island but I'm not going to give you a suggestion other than avoid the north end of TI as it's primarily residential. Also the Coast Guard areas are a bad idea. Scope it out on Google Maps. Be careful merging back onto 80 from the island as it's a short, freaky merge.
posted by otherwordlyglow at 1:44 PM on February 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 1:44 PM on February 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
Well, football season's over, so you could always stop at Candlestick, which is less than 10 minutes from SFO. Long-term parking at SFO has two parts - the outdoor part they use as overflow, and the multistory garage, which does have cameras, though I don't know where they are (except by the elevators). Candlestick's not necessarily the safest deserted place. YMMV.
But if she misses her flight because you got arrested or ticketed for...whatever the law against having sex in public is called these days ("sign up for a lifetime as a convicted sex offender!"), you'll wish you'd dropped 50 bucks on a hotel. So do that instead.
posted by rtha at 1:45 PM on February 8, 2010 [2 favorites]
But if she misses her flight because you got arrested or ticketed for...whatever the law against having sex in public is called these days ("sign up for a lifetime as a convicted sex offender!"), you'll wish you'd dropped 50 bucks on a hotel. So do that instead.
posted by rtha at 1:45 PM on February 8, 2010 [2 favorites]
If it's secluded enough for sex, you're in a great place to get robbed or worse. If it's not secluded enough to be dangerous, you're going to risk figuratively rubbing your business in unsuspecting persons' faces.
Just get a room, for Christ's sake.
posted by codswallop at 1:57 PM on February 8, 2010 [2 favorites]
Just get a room, for Christ's sake.
posted by codswallop at 1:57 PM on February 8, 2010 [2 favorites]
Unless you have a van, in which case, the top deck of a parking garage is the quietest.
posted by theora55 at 2:16 PM on February 8, 2010
posted by theora55 at 2:16 PM on February 8, 2010
Park SFO off of the North Access Cargo road might be a good candidate and you can get a free parking coupon online! That said, I'd just get a room; there are a ton of cheap hotels around SFO.
posted by christhelongtimelurker at 3:13 PM on February 8, 2010
posted by christhelongtimelurker at 3:13 PM on February 8, 2010
I second codswallop. Also, there's security and people all over airport areas, so I don't even know where you'd find somewhere private, without cameras, without cops.
posted by jenfullmoon at 3:21 PM on February 8, 2010
posted by jenfullmoon at 3:21 PM on February 8, 2010
i thought snogging was just kissing?
posted by radiosilents at 4:46 PM on February 8, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by radiosilents at 4:46 PM on February 8, 2010 [3 favorites]
Hmm.... when you say Oakland, where do you mean? If you mean Oakland airport, my memory is that there are a few pretty isolated spots near the rental cars. Can't speak for the western side of the Bay.
posted by salvia at 9:57 PM on February 8, 2010
posted by salvia at 9:57 PM on February 8, 2010
I know a gentleman who once had to patrol parking lots. He could entertain for hours with his rousing tales of disgusting parking lot fuck festivals, including one with the unforgettable image of a discount sex worker with wet winter gravel stuck to her thighs.
Security camera screenshots are like bulletin board treasure. A hotel would be good.
posted by Sallyfur at 1:13 AM on February 9, 2010
Security camera screenshots are like bulletin board treasure. A hotel would be good.
posted by Sallyfur at 1:13 AM on February 9, 2010
Although, if you do insist on taking the treasure island exit, please do not do anything stupid and spoil it for the rest of us.
posted by Arthur Dent at 10:18 AM on February 26, 2010
posted by Arthur Dent at 10:18 AM on February 26, 2010
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