October 2011 Archives

October 31

Can I unfollow myself for them somehow?

I have a follower on Tumblr I would much rather not have. Can I make them unfollow me somehow on my end? From what I can see "blocking" them does pretty much nothing. I just dont want to show up on their dash anymore. Any way or clever workarounds so that I can make that happen?
posted by skjønn at 11:36 PM PST - 7 comments

Laundry of doom?

I fried my clothes in a dryer at the laundromat that was way, way too hot. Besides everything being shrunken, some of the paint stuff from screenprinted T-shirts seems to have melted a little and everything stinks, almost like melted plastic. Is this dangerous? Am I inhaling toxic fumes from my sheets and might I be dead by morning?
posted by Dilemma at 11:32 PM PST - 5 comments

Strange device!

Asheville, NC. What was this thing I saw downtown? [more inside]
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 10:59 PM PST - 2 comments

Help with Copper IUD

Gynakologistfilter: Help with Copper IUD - Severe cramping still perseveres 11 days after insertion. Is this normal? What options are available and what could be causing this? [more inside]
posted by freddymetz at 10:41 PM PST - 27 comments

What is he constantly writing about?

What do judges do during trials aside from deciding on objections and keeping order in the court? I've been engrossed with the Conrad Murray trial and I've noticed the judge is almost always writing on a legal pad. What's he writing?
posted by allseeingabstract at 9:31 PM PST - 12 comments

San Francisco - Looking for a sweet spot where I can study during the day.

San Francisco - your recommendations for public study spots with WiFi please! [more inside]
posted by LivinginYes at 8:50 PM PST - 8 comments

How to stop a relationship going any further?

I don't want to date a girl who's really, really in to me, but I want to hurt her as little as possible. Plus, I'll see her at work! [more inside]
posted by Silentgoldfish at 8:40 PM PST - 43 comments

Serious Problem with the New Google Reader

Is there a way to post stand-alone websites to the New Google Reader? I used to do it with a tool in my bookmarks toolbar called "Note in Reader", but that no longer works. I simply don't see how to do it. I really like to keep a web-file of my favorite articles. Can I still do it in Google Reader? I hate to go to an alternate source to create a webfile, but if you have a suggestion, and I could consider that too, much as I hate to.
posted by SocialPsiTina at 8:26 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me confidently add social media-er director-thing to my resume!

My boss has given me a weekly budget to run "social media" bonuses for our employees (finicky teenagers). Social media experts, any tips on how to make this project effective? Also ideas for bonuses/challenges very welcome and appreciated. [more inside]
posted by ad4pt at 8:00 PM PST - 11 comments

Kitten vs cat allergies

No one seems to be allergic to my kitten. Are people more allergic to cats than kittens? [more inside]
posted by kerri13 at 7:57 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me find elegance in science and experimental design.

What are the most elegant experiments in all of science? [more inside]
posted by ghostpony at 7:53 PM PST - 35 comments

Suggest some online PS3 coop games?

Recommend some good online multiplayer cooperative games for the PS3? (with a split-screen twist!) [more inside]
posted by cschneid at 7:48 PM PST - 11 comments

Most easily customizable Wordpress framework?

What's the best way to build a website on Wordpress, if the website design has a unique layout? [more inside]
posted by inatizzy at 7:39 PM PST - 11 comments

Aerobics, and I Can Carry a Tune?

Does aerobic exercise usually measurably improve singing voice? [more inside]
posted by bearette at 7:04 PM PST - 5 comments

Quitting Smoking With A Surprising Lack Of Drama

What's it like quitting smoking with Chantix/Champix at the end of the prescription? [more inside]
posted by fatbird at 7:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Outdoor Colorado Weddings

I'm posting this as anonymous as I have some friends and family who read this site, and they don't know we're this serious yet. My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married this summer if we can afford it and afford living together. We're looking at possibly Saint Malo off of Highway 7, Panorama Point or doing something in Rocky Mountain National Park. We're leaning more towards a summer wedding outdoors, June or July. Saint Malo is great, but expensive for what we want ($1000 for a few hours). Panorama Point in Golden Gate State park is more feasible. We're both really practical so we want our friends and family there but not at significant cost or debt. Other then Rocky Mountain National Park or Golden Gate State park, what are some good locations in Colorado for an outdoor wedding? In terms of cost, food for < 30 guests, location, photographer etc... what should we plan to spend? We're talking about doing it on a weekday.
posted by anonymous at 6:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find an erotic chat room.

Can anybody recommend an erotic chat room(s)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:38 PM PST - 2 comments

How much howling is too much?

Our dog howls in sadness when we leave(about 8am), for no more than two minutes. Then she sleeps for the rest of the day. Our neighbors, who sleep until 1pm, want silence. Are we being unreasonable in considering their request unreasonable? [more inside]
posted by rockindata at 5:57 PM PST - 69 comments

Good political debate podcasts?

What are some good political debate podcasts? There are plenty of "preaching to the choir" types out there, both left and right, but I'm interested in topical debate with hosts and/or guests that are diametrically opposite, politically speaking. [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 5:49 PM PST - 7 comments

"Come and do it, come on and do it"

I can't find a song I heard and it's driving me up a wall. I'm pretty sure it's called "Do It". [more inside]
posted by catwash at 5:22 PM PST - 11 comments

What do doulas do?

What is it like to be a doula? [more inside]
posted by showbiz_liz at 5:19 PM PST - 9 comments

Yelp! for financial planners?

As part of a gradual effort to bring order to our lives, my wife and I would like to talk to a fee-only financial planner, somewhere in San Diego. Where should we go? [more inside]
posted by willbaude at 4:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Not Nutrisystem?

Have you done a prepared-food / delivery diet? Did you like it? Do you know any local (San Francisco) places you would recommend over something national? Thanks!
posted by dame at 4:36 PM PST - 3 comments

Where can I buy a small amount of black PVC sheeting?

Where can I purchase a four foot by four foot square (give or take, I'll take 2x8 or 3x4 or whatever else will give me roughly 15 sq feet without being less than a foot wide) of eighth inch thick, flexible, glossy black PVC? [more inside]
posted by Brian Puccio at 3:47 PM PST - 12 comments

Google Reader Diaspora

Google Reader's social features just went dark. I'm distraught. What are my alternatives? [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 3:32 PM PST - 19 comments

Identify this adult film star

I feel like such a schmuck, but, can anyone help me identify this adult film actress, just from a (SFW) screencap? [more inside]
posted by metaxa at 3:24 PM PST - 10 comments

Is Primerica Evil?

Is Primerica a bad company and would you invest with them? [more inside]
posted by birdlips at 2:35 PM PST - 16 comments

I've made up my mind - Salem, OR it is. Now I need some info, please.

Need some info about Salem, OR please... [more inside]
posted by patheral at 2:22 PM PST - 18 comments

Searching for a "letter" written by a father to his miscarried baby

Searching for a narrative I heard on the radio years ago (sometime between 1997 and 2007, I think). It was basically a father's letter to his unborn child, whom he lost in a miscarriage. At one point in the narration, I believe he refered to his baby - or simply the embryo's size - as a grain of rice. I think I may have heard it on NPR... I know this is terribly vague, but since my recent miscarriage, I have been desperate to hear/read it again. Does this ring a bell with anyone? If so, can someone tell me where I can access it - or at least offer me more specific search terms?
posted by mishmish at 2:08 PM PST - 5 comments

Dance to the music

We need an awesome small (3 to 5 person) wedding band for our Los Angeles wedding in June. I've tried all the booking agents, my local nightclubs, even craigslist but have yet to find the right match! Any recommendations? [more inside]
posted by np312 at 1:59 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I pay all my tolls online?

Rental car, no I-Pass, driving the Tollway to and from Wisconsin. Can I just pay all my tolls online to avoid paying at the plaza booths? [more inside]
posted by andrewesque at 1:50 PM PST - 17 comments

Long term planning

Ideally, this time next year, my husband and I will have a newborn in our lives! How to deal with people who want me to make plans and committments in the medium term future that will be affected by this goal? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:39 PM PST - 27 comments

Giving you the future hits today.

I'm searching for digitized archives of Joel Denver's 'Future Hits' radio program from 1984-1992. [more inside]
posted by yellowcandy at 1:21 PM PST - 1 comment

Finding quick work in LA, economy notwithstanding.

My brother will work for food. He's coming from a tough situation to visit me in LA for just a few weeks at most, and he needs to find some immediate work, even if it's just a few dollars a day. Are there any options for him? [more inside]
posted by brenton at 1:15 PM PST - 25 comments

Nice Guys Finish First?

Steve Jobs was legendary for being a badass in the name of seeking excellence from those who worked for him and to make Apple a success. Many other business leaders seem to have similar personalities. But who are the opposite? What business leaders have a reputation for being unfailingly nice? [more inside]
posted by The Deej at 1:07 PM PST - 23 comments

Nuring the Satan Oar of a Mass of Branches?

What are they lyrics to the song "Moments Before Sleep" by Blue Roses? [MySpace warning] [more inside]
posted by davidjmcgee at 1:05 PM PST - 0 comments

Super soft shirt - but where from?

I need a ridiculously soft white t-shirt to complete the perfect pyjamas, the most comfortable money can buy. What brands would you recommend, and where can I buy them (delivery by Friday to, or physically in, London)? Additionally, what goes towards making a t-shirt soft?
posted by djgh at 12:53 PM PST - 24 comments

Interview the interviewers

I work at a community college in the financial aid office. Next week, I have an internal interview for the Secretary to the Governing Board. My interview committee will be made up of executives from the college. While I generally feel confident in interviews I always struggle coming up with questions for the interviewers. Can you help me come up with questions for the interviewers that are “executive level” and that might help demonstrate my dedication to the college? [more inside]
posted by omphale27 at 12:49 PM PST - 2 comments

Are there any notable organizations that use something like incentive compatible mechanisms for shared infrastructure problems?

Are there any notable organizations that use something like incentive compatible mechanisms for shared infrastructure problems? [more inside]
posted by a robot made out of meat at 12:38 PM PST - 0 comments

I call horse shit!

Have you seen a successfully implemented rule requiring horse owners to clean up after their pets? [more inside]
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly at 12:38 PM PST - 28 comments

Y Kant Anoni Read

Grad student can no longer read. ADD reading strategies sought, please. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:29 PM PST - 20 comments

Act Casual

I'm a twenty-something single guy in the city. I'm moderately fit and attractive; I am confident with women and get dates frequently. I'm having a hard time creating casual relationships. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:29 PM PST - 28 comments

I'm basically one of Pavlov's dogs when it comes to email. So let's address the salt and bells of today's technology.

What's the best way to filter mail on the mail app for mac? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 12:19 PM PST - 4 comments

A mac, a ps3 and a comcast walk into a bar

I've been having an (infuriating) issue getting my PS3 to play nice with my Comcast cable internet. System updates and game patches, but not downloads from the Playstation Store, seem to be getting throttled. The download will proceed normally at first, but then will stall at some arbitrary point., and eventually time out. [more inside]
posted by Oktober at 11:52 AM PST - 12 comments

Negotiating state employee compensation?

How do I negotiate compensation for a state position? [more inside]
posted by pwnguin at 11:45 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me be clear on whether I'm grass-is-greening, or if its time to move on from my job.

I feel like I'm in career purgatory, and it's a windowless, stuffy call center. I also don't want to throw away over 2 years of tenure and wonder if I should just learn to deal. TL;DR details and out-loud thinking inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:28 AM PST - 15 comments

research by insiders

Does anyone know of any published studies that demonstrate that members of minority groups (ethnic, sexual, etc.) are more likely to engage in scientific research about members of their own groups than non-members are? It seems like common sense but I'd really like to get something in writing.
posted by dlugoczaj at 11:21 AM PST - 5 comments

Piemaker, PhD

I have warm fuzzy feelings and inclinations to do nice things for people. Does this make me unprofessional? How do I talk myself out of it, if so? I'm in academia. [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:59 AM PST - 39 comments

What's it like to be a flight attendant in present-day?

What's it like to be a flight attendant? (Present day.) [more inside]
posted by Laura Macbeth at 10:51 AM PST - 22 comments

Hmm, lots of people here...

I've just become a new manager, help me understand/improve this public sector service delivery organisation. [more inside]
posted by greytape at 10:50 AM PST - 1 comment

Help me no longer help people

I’m stuck on an IT Help Desk and I’d like to escape. Help! [more inside]
posted by Diskeater at 10:41 AM PST - 10 comments

What Are Best Practices for Landlords in Pittsburgh?

I am buying a 3-family house. One unit has tenants. This is in Pittsburgh, PA. What do I need to know? [more inside]
posted by amicamentis at 9:43 AM PST - 15 comments

"They're all going to laugh at" - Ding Dong!

What's fun to do while waiting for trick-or-treaters? [more inside]
posted by vytae at 9:27 AM PST - 22 comments

Minneapolis / western suburb therapist recommendations?

Therapist recommendations for Minneapolis / western suburbs? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:10 AM PST - 2 comments

LIMS 101

I need a very simple laboratory information management system. [more inside]
posted by roofus at 8:49 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I realize my simple yet amazing software idea?

I need to know the right way to take my groundbreaking software concept from idea to reality. [more inside]
posted by iz0rz at 8:49 AM PST - 34 comments

Like a Christmas tree, except with only two lights

Do any MeFis have any tips/experience as to installing accent lighting in trees? We have a tall and lovely pecan tree in our backyard, and would like to install lights shining up into the canopy both to highlight the tree (an effect that I've always loved) and to provide soft lighting for our yard. I'm interesting in hearing about any tips/warnings from those who've done the same. The tree is a Pecan, about 50 years old, ~60 feet tall, diameter ~ 2 1/2 feet. We'd be using a electrician to add the circuit.
posted by seventyfour at 8:47 AM PST - 6 comments

5500K balanced office = better productivity?

Office Colour Temperature: will I be less tired if the room's fluorescent lamps in the ceiling were daylight balanced to 5500K? [more inside]
posted by querty at 8:20 AM PST - 7 comments

Urethral diverticulum and fear of surgery?

I was recently diagnosed with a urethral diverticulum which bulges through my anterior vaginal wall. I hadn't noticed it at all until I went to a nurse for bacterial vaginosis, and she referred me to a gynecologist for what she thought was a cyst. The urogynecologist I met with sent me to get an MRI and suggested surgery to remove the pouch, since it is periodically filling with fluid and could cause complications (recurrent UTIs, &c.) if not treated. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:18 AM PST - 4 comments

just about ready to quit

How do you deal with the haters - especially when you're outnumbered and they've got more power than you? Anon due to possible personal/career risks. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:18 AM PST - 31 comments

I need a small generator to run my fridge; which one?

I think I need a small generator, but don't know how to size it, or what a good model is. I need something to power the refrigerator, a couple of lights, and maybe a laptop. [more inside]
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:29 AM PST - 14 comments

How do guys move so fast into a new relationship?

Breakup after two years, why does it hurt so much that he started a new relationship when he said that's not what he wanted. Short version of the breakup: I am six years older, my ex is 22. I have known his family for ten years, best friends with his cousin and that's how we connected in the beginning. We had so much in common as far sports, out door activities, school, silly drinking times and mostly the family connection. We did not say we loved each other until six months into the relationship and it grew from there. [more inside]
posted by Dee123 at 7:10 AM PST - 20 comments

The Winter of My Herbs' Discontent

How do I not kill my herbs this winter? Container gardening in NYC. [more inside]
posted by melissasaurus at 6:58 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me organize this concept map

I have a fairly complicated concept map that I need some help laying out. Omnigraffle Pro's auto-layout isn't superb...please help me find alternative software or wrangle Omnigraffle a little better. [more inside]
posted by griseus at 6:57 AM PST - 8 comments

We need to talk

I've recently become involved with someone, and I am starting to care for him very much. He is intelligent, funny, considerate, thoughtful, and very fun to be around. However, He seems to have a serious drinking problem. [more inside]
posted by itmightbecheese at 6:24 AM PST - 35 comments

Now you see it... now you swear!

When trying to read a Sandisk 16Gb Class 2 Micro SD card (on my Win7 PC through a USB reader) it will show up briefly but as soon as I try to copy any files the drive itself will disappear, meaning I can't save any of the data (or pics) from it, so I'm looking for a way to keep the drive visible to my PC so I can save the data. (The card comes from my Android HTC Desire HD which randomly dismounted itself this morning and now reports itself as 'damaged' in the phone). Any help would be greatly appreciated - thanks in advance!
posted by timpollard at 4:14 AM PST - 14 comments

Trying to figure out Orange is driving me bananas.

Help me understand just what I've gotten myself into with regards to my Orange internet connection. (I'm in France.) [more inside]
posted by Tamanna at 3:56 AM PST - 13 comments

Writing a personal contract for a personal loan

This week I'll probably be making a personal loan to a friend. Would like to have everything in writing, for both our sakes. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by dorey_oh at 12:00 AM PST - 26 comments

October 30

Help my phone help me find myself

Am I the only one having trouble with iOS 5 location-based reminders being really, really inconsistent? (I live in rural Japan, for what it's worth, and have my home address stored in Japanese in my "my information" contact entry) And what, if anything, can I do to make it work more consistently at a bare minimum?
posted by DoctorFedora at 11:18 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I most effectively learn how to program?

I'd love to learn how to program effectively in a language like C++ or Java, so that I can, within a year or so, be somewhat productive. [more inside]
posted by oaklandj at 10:59 PM PST - 17 comments

iPhone iSsues

Can you point me in the right direction to determine if something is wrong with my new iPhone 4S? [more inside]
posted by SweetTeaAndABiscuit at 10:13 PM PST - 11 comments

Fancy Feast makes me feel ill

What is the real deal with cat food? Do my cats need canned food? [more inside]
posted by treehorn+bunny at 10:00 PM PST - 39 comments

Steadying an unsteady headboard

How to secure my headboard in a more sturdy fashion. [more inside]
posted by oflinkey at 9:39 PM PST - 10 comments

Options for a foreign student arrested for driving while drunk

Options/potential consequences for a foreign grad student, studying at U.C.S.D., who has just been arrested and booked in jail for a D.W.I.? [more inside]
posted by farce majeure at 9:04 PM PST - 13 comments

This is not the time to be randomly guessing

How should I structure my gradual return to full-time work after two months off for a psychiatric illness? Have you actually done this, and if so, do you have tips? Have you even known or heard of someone who did a part-time transition after disability leave? All advice sought in creating my return-to-work plan. [more inside]
posted by Fee Phi Faux Phumb I Smell t'Socks o' a Puppetman! at 8:59 PM PST - 5 comments

Bounced track from Logic won't play in iTunes. Thoughts?

Logic Pro 9 question: suddenly when I bounce a song from Logic to my desktop (in .aif format) and then try to play in iTunes, it will import into iTunes, but it won't play. I'm relatively new to logic, but I've done this before with no problems. What gives? [more inside]
posted by Lutoslawski at 8:32 PM PST - 5 comments

Triceratops is best. There. I said it.

Book identification: dinosaur edition. [more inside]
posted by curious nu at 8:14 PM PST - 11 comments

What sort of set up do I need?

Looking for good speakers for an apartment that can be used by both my TV and my laptop within one room. [more inside]
posted by jourman2 at 7:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Please stop my cough!

Please help me kill this cough.... [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 7:03 PM PST - 39 comments

In the unlikely event they don't get full-ride scholarships

I own a lot of shares in a company that has done very well on the market recently. So well in fact that if I sold it all now, I could divide the proceeds equally between my two kids and set them both up for college — something my parents couldn't do for me. However, my oldest child won't be ready for college for another 12 years. Is there any way to convert the stock shares into something less volatile than the market, without incurring capital gains tax? My kids both have 529 funds and I'd love to be able to move the stock there but I want to avoid the IRS as much as possible. Yes, I am naive and ignorant of the finer workings of finance, so please be gentle.
posted by Ratio at 6:50 PM PST - 14 comments

Living on the edge, breaking the rules.

LaundryFilter: dry cleaning only? Really? How about... [more inside]
posted by VikingSword at 6:41 PM PST - 8 comments

Will teflon tape counteract a bad compression ring?

IsMyHouseGoingToFloodFilter: Will a bunch of teflon tape wrapped around a compression ring prevent my toilet shut off valve from leaking? [more inside]
posted by i love cheese at 6:35 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me remember this quote!

Please help me find this quote! If I remember correctly, it says something to the affect of that if you write something and you don't provoke some sort of negative response or disagreement, than what you've written wasn't worth writing? [more inside]
posted by kylej at 6:06 PM PST - 7 comments

It's getting hot in here

Please educate this clueless former Southerner on the operation of radiators in apartments. Specifically, is there any way I can stop it from feeling like a sauna in here? [more inside]
posted by backwards compatible at 5:52 PM PST - 16 comments

Block individual website on Android

How can I block individual websites on Android? [more inside]
posted by denverco at 5:22 PM PST - 2 comments

Negative national stereotypes

What are some negative national stereotypes that do not involve Americans as either the -typer or the -typee? [more inside]
posted by Trurl at 5:14 PM PST - 44 comments

What's it like being pregnant near delivery?

What's it like to be pregnant nearing delivery? [more inside]
posted by brynnwood at 5:13 PM PST - 27 comments

Arachnid Identification

What kind of spiders am I evicting from my kitchen? Picture. [more inside]
posted by Dr.Enormous at 5:06 PM PST - 6 comments

Converting VHS to digital and then editing it

When converting my childhood VHS tapes to digital, what format should I be using? How can I trim the length of (avi,mpg,mov,etc) video files without losing quality? And do you have any recommendations for local video store vs scancafe.com vs digmypics.com? [more inside]
posted by Nickel at 4:57 PM PST - 6 comments

I'm excited to stain! Help me not burn my house down!!

How do I (a DIY'er, not professional) properly dispose of stain soaked rags (in Indiana)? [more inside]
posted by xicana63 at 3:50 PM PST - 13 comments

Managing my clones

What are the best ways to create and deploy Windows 7 images across numbers of often disparate computers? [more inside]
posted by chairish at 3:43 PM PST - 7 comments

Badass female characters needed.

The two most compelling female action characters I've seen are Hanna and Nikita (the original French movie one). The Mass Effect series does 'female badass' pretty well, and so too does George R. R. Martin (Game of Thrones et al.). Peter Watts is good at profoundly damaged female badasses. What other movies, games, books, and TV shows would I like that feature well-written female badasses? [more inside]
posted by flibbertigibbet at 3:22 PM PST - 92 comments

Please stop screaming and do something

I need recommendations for scary movies featuring strong female characters. [more inside]
posted by sugarbomb at 3:12 PM PST - 32 comments

housemates have anonymous complaints about me

I live in a cooperative housing community of 30-40 people. A person from the conflict resolution committee has contacted me about some anonymous complaints about me and wanted to meet with me. I declined the meeting because I wanted to know what it was about first, and wanted to know who has a problem with me. Am I being reasonable? What would you do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:46 PM PST - 40 comments

Kamado cookers - worth it or not?

Kamado cookers - worth it or not? [more inside]
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:13 PM PST - 41 comments

How to have my open floor plan cake and also eat the cake without distracting everybody else.

How can I create some privacy from noise in an open floor plan office (700 sq. feet) while keeping it a really cool, collaborative place? Weird ideas totally welcome! [more inside]
posted by michaelh at 1:50 PM PST - 7 comments

Three coverage in the UK: Do good things come with 3?

Three network coverage in the UK. Is it as bad as the internet suggests? [more inside]
posted by v.barboni at 1:50 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I get more emotion into my singing voice?

How do I get more emotion into my singing voice? [more inside]
posted by biochemist at 1:43 PM PST - 15 comments

Oooo what's that smell?!

Drug Filter: How do to keep the smell from being noticed? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:36 PM PST - 22 comments

Secular alcoholic recovery support groups in St Louis?

Secular alcoholic recovery support groups in St Louis? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:36 PM PST - 4 comments

My Belly is Mysteriously Swelling, Please Help

Sunday afternoon medical question. Mysterious abdominal pressure, not improving, worrying me a bit. [YANMD, but if you are a medical professional, I'd appreciate some general advice about what kinds of questions to ask / symptoms to look for / organs to look at.] [more inside]
posted by ZakDaddy at 1:13 PM PST - 17 comments

How can I swing something with the bank that's better for them than having a client in an orderly payment of debt arrangement?

Does anyone here have experience with an Orderly Payment of Debt program? I think this program is only available to Canadians specifically, and in some provinces only. So Canadians: my question is really - what do I offer the bank to sweeten the deal for them if I go to them and say: "either you do this for us, or we are going to have to enter into an OPD program"? [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 1:03 PM PST - 5 comments

Short stories, poems, and films about race, age or gender

I'm currently designing a grade 12 English unit and I'm looking for short stories, poems, or films that deal with issues of race, gender, and/or age. [more inside]
posted by trigger at 12:30 PM PST - 22 comments

Is China Valves Technology a legitimate company?

China Valves Technology (ticker: CVVT) has plummeted this year largely due to suspicion of fraudulent activity and reporting practices. I have read generic accusations on various websites, but have not seen anything specific. Then I ran across this article supposedly "redeeming" them. http://seekingalpha.com/article/294624-china-valves-technology-online-due-diligence-indicates-legitimate-structure?source=marketwatch So I thought I would ask the metafilter community if they had any knowledge involving this company. Do you believe that this is a legitimate investment or is it just another Chinese fraud? Thank you for your time and expertise. Have a great day.
posted by gibbsjd77 at 12:07 PM PST - 11 comments

What if my cat isn't MY cat?

I recently adopted a seemingly abandoned cat. We took her to get spayed yesterday, but someone else had gotten there first ... [more inside]
posted by brina at 12:07 PM PST - 36 comments

No symptoms of menopause

I am looking for experienced insights on menopause. I can't see my doctor for another two weeks. No symptoms and I'm confused. [more inside]
posted by infini at 12:01 PM PST - 24 comments

Halloween make-up for black skin?

My African-American son has darkish brown skin, say, like Eddie Murphy or Will Smith. For Halloween, he wants to be a dead soccer player, not exactly a zombie, though. How do I do this? [more inside]
posted by bluedaisy at 12:00 PM PST - 8 comments

A good opening and a good ending make for a good film provide they come close together. Federico Fellini, [Recipe for a Good Film], a Fellini Lexicon, (1992)

When did certain film makers/producers start placing the title of the film at the very end of their film? I've noticed this tends to happen with independant/art-house style films? The film just begins and at the very end of the movie, the screen will flash the title of the film and then the credits will roll. Does someone know who started this?
posted by Fizz at 11:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Find some bunny ears for some floppy feet. :)

Where can I get a pair of men's, blue bunny slippers? [more inside]
posted by Kimothy at 11:37 AM PST - 3 comments

Standing on the corner of the road to no regret.

After a few months of looking, I've found another research-related job at my university. Tell me what doors it will open to me that weren't open already. [more inside]
posted by Nomyte at 11:34 AM PST - 1 comment

Modifying 4x2 truck into 4x4

What needs to be done to turn a 4x2 Toyota 2011 Tacoma truck to a 4x4? [more inside]
posted by badger11 at 11:08 AM PST - 9 comments

Help Me Find a White Noise Generator to Replace Our Electric Fan.

The sound of an electric box fan helps my girlfriend sleep. Help us save electricity and stay warmer by recommending a white noise generator we can use instead. [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 11:07 AM PST - 23 comments

Where to buy travel insurance for 1 year around the world backpack trip of a lifetime?

Canadians looking for travel insurance for one year around the world trip? [more inside]
posted by grak88 at 10:11 AM PST - 2 comments

Does my bathroom need a fan?

Does my bathroom need to have a fan? [more inside]
posted by sarae at 9:56 AM PST - 13 comments

please set me up the bomb

Syllabus prep: Looking for pop culture artifacts (both U.S. and transpacific) centered around the nuclear bomb that *aren't* science fictional in nature. [more inside]
posted by gerryblog at 9:43 AM PST - 22 comments

Good Bars for Groups in Portland, OR

Looking for bars in Portland, OR that are good for groups. [more inside]
posted by rachelv at 9:42 AM PST - 3 comments

How friendly is too friendly with an attached man?

Are you a bad person if your guy friend leaves his girlfriend for you? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:34 AM PST - 57 comments

I can't have vaginal warts if we're both monogamous, right?

I can't have vaginal warts if we're both monogamous, right? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:34 AM PST - 22 comments

Is it crazy to have a car in San Francisco?

Is it totally insane to have a car in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by verbyournouns at 9:26 AM PST - 27 comments

Does Amazon know we're both listening, and disapprove?

I put an mp3 album I bought from Amazon on my Android phone and happily listened to it for more than a week. Then, my husband put a copy on his Blackberry also. Now the album has disappeared from my phone's native music player's list. How did this happen? Is the Android music player somehow "playing nice" with Amazon...? The folder of files is still there on my phone when I view files through the computer, but the Music player does not show it either by album, artist or song titles. Neither of us has the "Amazon mp3 app" on our devices, though I do have the Kindle app on mine. [more inside]
posted by tomboko at 9:25 AM PST - 6 comments

What is this magic thing?

What in the heck is this mystery plastic tool type thing I found? [more inside]
posted by kpht at 8:25 AM PST - 17 comments

3 Weeks in London with a 1 year old, what can we do.

3 Weeks in London with a 1 year old, what can we do? [more inside]
posted by DOUBLE A SIDE at 7:51 AM PST - 12 comments

Remote setup for web video on TV?

Best setup for watching web video on TV? I currently have a PS3 which I occasionally use to watch Youtube etc via the TV. I'd like to do this more (especially longer videos) but using the PS3 is annoying for this, and I'd like some way to set up the videos on a laptop or tablet and send them wirelessly to the TV. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by crocomancer at 7:26 AM PST - 16 comments

My dad told me all guys were like Parker from Buffy... but they aren't, right?

How do I figure out if a guy is actually interested in DATING me? Because if I hear "I'm just not ready for a relationship" one more time, I think I'll scream. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:09 AM PST - 34 comments

operation get laid by my birthday

I'm facing down 26 years years of virginity. Help me succeed at Operation: Get Laid By My Birthday. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 AM PST - 29 comments

For a boozy, smelly, wordy, meaty trip...

I'm headed to Paris for two weeks, and I need advice about alcoholic drinks to try, amazing experiences for a perfume-lover, Paris-themed books to read (and where to read them), long walks, and how to maintain a high-protein, low-carb "regime". [more inside]
posted by acidic at 3:47 AM PST - 24 comments

what do you think organizers are looking for in volunteers to a large techy conference?

What do you think that organizers are asking for in volunteers to a large techy conference? [more inside]
posted by hitchcockblonde at 2:55 AM PST - 5 comments

October 29

Give me your education mentoring hacks.

Hope me be the best master teacher/mentor to a student teacher. [more inside]
posted by guster4lovers at 11:26 PM PST - 14 comments

How to clean/desmell gasoline from a down jacket

I have a down jacket that appears to have something like petrol/gasoline on it (but I don't know where it came from) The instructions say 'no dry clean'. How can I get the smell out OR wash and dry the jacket. [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 11:18 PM PST - 17 comments

Awesome show to see tomorrow in NYC?

Should we see "Wicked" on Broadway, or something else? My friend and I want to see a show tomorrow, Sunday Oct. 30. She still remembers seeing "Phantom of the Opera" in London with Sarah Brightman. We're pretty sure we can't get in to see "Book of Mormon". Tasteful-ish is important (so, no Avenue Q). Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by amtho at 9:13 PM PST - 17 comments

God Bless This Jacket

Where can I find this men's jacket? [more inside]
posted by miles1972 at 9:11 PM PST - 6 comments

— · — · — — · — — · ·

Where can I find pictures of all the New York City's "Canyon of Heroes" ticker–tape parade plaques? [more inside]
posted by Jehan at 9:09 PM PST - 3 comments

Cross Country Ski Binding Adapters?

I have funky extra-wide 6E feet, and they don't make cross-country ski boots in my size. Where can I buy an adapter that fits over footwear I already own? [more inside]
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:31 PM PST - 3 comments

Tab A goes in which slot again?

Where can I read some good gay erotica? [more inside]
posted by jacquilynne at 8:08 PM PST - 15 comments

Hope me find a word?

ThesaurusFilter: I think there's a word for this, but I'm having the most difficult time thinking of what it is. Basically, it's something like a happy surprise? Maybe something like a happy paradigm shift? I feel like the word (if it exists) has been on the tip of my tongue for the last three hours, and I'm frustrated enough that it's landed me on the green.
posted by jangie at 7:50 PM PST - 20 comments

The one with the turtle ride?

What's the movie "with the guy and the animals and he rides the turtle home"? Cryptic text message from a 23-year-old who may be slightly inebriated has us wondering.
posted by reren at 7:13 PM PST - 18 comments

ProTips for academic job talks

Best job talk ever! Dear academic MeFites, please share your best tips for job talks. [more inside]
posted by k8t at 6:06 PM PST - 21 comments

Can I smoke on the stairs across from my apartment?

There are some nice stairs with some sculptures on them across from my apartment (leading up to a parking garage), open to the public. People and security guards sit there and lounge and smoke cigarettes frequently (I can see from my apartment) However when I sit there or smoke cigarettes there, a security guard always tells me it is closed (no matter what time, most recently 4:30PM on a Saturday, sometimes after work like 6:30 on a Tuesday) and I cannot sit there. But isn't it public space? [more inside]
posted by ejfox at 4:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Miniature camera and transmitter

Electronics project filter: I would like to learn more about building a miniature camera and short-range video transmitter module. Please point me towards useful tutorials, vendors, and/or part numbers. [more inside]
posted by Behemoth at 4:13 PM PST - 1 comment

Terry Gilliam I love you, but you're not what I mean

Greetings, internet users! I need the best Brazilian movies you know. I've seen A Deriva, City of God, Black Orpheus, and none of the rest. What am I missing? Criteria are loose; basically, set in Brazil, people speaking Portuguese, and what you, O wise metafilterians, have judged to be worthy. Obrigado in advance!
posted by villanelles at dawn at 4:02 PM PST - 22 comments

Paintball with Coworkers. Help!

Company paintball as team-building event coming up. Never played before. Advice? [more inside]
posted by ®@ at 3:30 PM PST - 28 comments

How Do I Encourage How Do I Get My Cat to Feel Safe in Bed Again, After Repeated Kitten Attacks?

How Do I Get My Cat to Feel Safe in Bed Again, After Repeated Kitten Attacks? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 3:26 PM PST - 14 comments

It's Christmas time in the city!

Help us pack Thanksgiving and Christmas with every New York holiday tradition there is. [more inside]
posted by serialcomma at 3:25 PM PST - 17 comments

Apple TV and Me

Tell me about Apple TV. [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 3:14 PM PST - 28 comments

Plain granola -- no, really plain

Looking for a plain granola recipe. [more inside]
posted by liet at 3:03 PM PST - 6 comments

What should I make with fake Crab?

Recipes for Krab with a K, also known as "fake crab" or "surimi." Preferably not sushi rolls. [more inside]
posted by bilabial at 2:43 PM PST - 24 comments

This American Halloween.

Help me take my Ira Glass costume to the next level. [more inside]
posted by Fister Roboto at 2:32 PM PST - 27 comments

Computer Game From 90s?

Help me remember the name of a shareware turn-by-turn space shooter from the mid-nineties. [more inside]
posted by Revort at 2:15 PM PST - 5 comments

How can I get new clients as an introverted financial advisor?

I'm finishing my economics degree this year and I've decided that I would like to become a fee-for-service financial advisor. The one major issue is that I'm strongly introverted and I'm not confident about my ability to find new clients. I'm looking for book recommendations and sage advice from those with similar types of careers. [more inside]
posted by Homo economicus at 2:07 PM PST - 11 comments

How is "market price" for lobster determined?

How is the "market price" of lobster determined? Is there a lobster exchange somewhere? [more inside]
posted by JPDD at 1:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Giving up on research. What next?

Recent bioscience graduate is unsure what to do with his life. Science writing a possibility. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:48 PM PST - 4 comments

What type of health plan should a pregnant person pick?

My partner and I just found out we are newly pregnant, and are unsure which health insurance offered through my employer we should pick for next year. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:48 PM PST - 22 comments

They tried to make me go to rehab / I said "what?"

Have an interview for an editing job at a rehab clinic. I know nothing about the current state of rehab. Help? [more inside]
posted by pised at 1:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Toronto Girls Night Out?

Downtown Toronto Birthday Fun on a Thursday Night For 2 Ladies? [more inside]
posted by citystalk at 1:17 PM PST - 3 comments

shoes

Where can I find "Party Rock" shoes found on the "Sexy and I know it" video clip?
posted by Bacillus at 1:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Do I need any extra wires/cables/adaptors to fit this radio into my car?

Do I need any extra wires/cables/adaptors to fit this radio into my car? [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 12:46 PM PST - 4 comments

Are these British boots worth the price tag?

Looking for reviews and opinions on Solovair boots or similar Dr. Marten-esque styles. [more inside]
posted by Roman Graves at 12:08 PM PST - 3 comments

Bank accounts for expats?

Are there any US banks that will allow me to open an account online or by phone with a US passport instead of a driver's license? [more inside]
posted by Ariadne at 12:06 PM PST - 16 comments

Which Samsung TV Apps are the best?

What are the best Samsung TV Apps for watching movies and TV? [more inside]
posted by junipero at 12:04 PM PST - 3 comments

How can I edit a local spreadsheet within Firefox?

How can I make a spreadsheet editable within Firefox? Difficulty: the spreadsheet is stored locally. [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 11:58 AM PST - 13 comments

Care for the comatose

What's the current method of caring for patients in a long-term coma? [more inside]
posted by MrVisible at 11:50 AM PST - 3 comments

What movie is this?

What Spanish language movie is this?. It is currently playing on a Station I believe is called galacinema at a Mexican restaurant. Is campy horror movie.
posted by travis08 at 11:35 AM PST - 2 comments

How can I outsource my invoicing?

I am a freelance translator and editor. I hate managing the billing/financial end of it myself and want to figure out how to outsource it. [more inside]
posted by drlith at 11:30 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me find a Daily Show clip

I'm trying to track down an old Daily Show clip that featured one of the anchors mocking news coverage of a teenager attempting to jump a car and failing. [more inside]
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 11:27 AM PST - 3 comments

Can doing mental puzzles, riddles problems actually make us smarter or does it just make us more nimble with whatever smarts we already have?

Can doing mental puzzles, riddles problems actually make us smarter or does it just make us more nimble with whatever smarts we already have? [more inside]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 11:08 AM PST - 12 comments

Lead dust elimination basics

Lead dust contaminated apartment. [more inside]
posted by ClaudiaCenter at 11:02 AM PST - 9 comments

Playlist Please...

MusicFilter: Looking for website or databases that show dj's set lists or peoples playlists based on various factors? [more inside]
posted by MechEng at 11:02 AM PST - 2 comments

Tapas for Tweens

What can I send for a kid's school lunch that doesn't need heating or refrigeration, has a super-fast prep time, and doesn't contain gluten, peanuts, or dairy? [more inside]
posted by Andrhia at 10:58 AM PST - 48 comments

Wordpress Install on a Subdomain

I have a Wordpress blog at www.mydomainname.org. I want to add another Wordpress blog at subdomain.mydomainname.org. I know it's possible, but is it something I can do? [more inside]
posted by that's how you get ants at 10:57 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me quell my irrational response to someone's pity

How to handle unwanted pity and an irrational perceived slight? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:38 AM PST - 41 comments

How do I get out of this hole? I dug it myself.

I've screwed things up and it is finally catching up with me. My job situation is not good and my future is looking bleak. I know that it's my own fault. I need to fix it but I have no idea where to start. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:38 AM PST - 13 comments

Betting it all, and losing, on Facebook

A couple of months ago, it was around the time of Spotify's mandatory Facebook login thing, there was an article from a developer of a music app in which he told a story of basically betting everything on Facebook integration, but lost out when Facebook forged a deal with a rival app and effectively killed off his product. For the life of me I can't find the article. Can you help?
posted by TheDonF at 10:36 AM PST - 2 comments

How make a FoI request to the EU?

How do I make a Freeedom of Information request to the European Union? [more inside]
posted by priorpark17 at 10:06 AM PST - 7 comments

DXA scan in NC?

DXA body scan within 25 miles of Raleigh-Durham, NC? Cash only, no referral required, please! [more inside]
posted by littleredwagon at 9:48 AM PST - 1 comment

I miss eating sandwiches.

I had a wisdom tooth extracted. Ten days later I still can't open my mouth more than an inch or two without experiencing pain. Is there anything I can do? [more inside]
posted by Memo at 9:48 AM PST - 17 comments

Two temps enter, one temp leaves.

I need equipment and software to track temperatures. [more inside]
posted by furnace.heart at 9:46 AM PST - 9 comments

How do I buy windows with a small w

How do I buy windows? The kind that go in your house. That you can see out of. [more inside]
posted by rabbitrabbit at 9:40 AM PST - 16 comments

Gmail bulk forwarding: I am ready to pull out my hair

Gmail bulk forwarding: Why is this not an option and what are our hacks? [more inside]
posted by wocka wocka wocka at 8:52 AM PST - 11 comments

But I like baby shampoo!

Is baby shampoo really bad for adult hair? [more inside]
posted by Omnomnom at 8:47 AM PST - 36 comments

Moving up in the world - circumstances changing

Circumstances changing! Some financial help and advice needed! [more inside]
posted by anonaccount at 8:13 AM PST - 9 comments

Its the time of the season

I'm looking for a map that shows the variance between the standard time and 'local time' within the timezones around the world, or at least within the US. [more inside]
posted by TDIpod at 8:11 AM PST - 12 comments

“See! This is what I'm talking about! Let’s do something like this!”

What are some go-to websites for cinematographic inspiration? [more inside]
posted by seriousmoonlight at 7:37 AM PST - 5 comments

MovieFilter? Where can I find intelligent discussion about movies and t.v.?

Where can I find intelligent writing or discussion about movies and t.v. shows? [more inside]
posted by callmejay at 6:27 AM PST - 24 comments

Jogger's neck?

Why does my neck hurt when I jog? [more inside]
posted by PersonAndSalt at 6:05 AM PST - 10 comments

I don't care if the handle is a cozy mitten, the scraper still doesn't work!

Is there a car window scraper that doesn't suck? [more inside]
posted by Wuggie Norple at 5:40 AM PST - 19 comments

Electric shavers - what are they good for?

Why do men choose electric shavers over safety or cartridge razors? Are electric shavers better or worse for sensitive male skin? [more inside]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 5:07 AM PST - 46 comments

I can stall no longer!

I have booked space at an expo. I am clueless. Please help me understand how to create/buy an awesome stall! [more inside]
posted by piato at 5:03 AM PST - 10 comments

If you had to write down a list of the people you'd expect someone else to know by sight, who would be in that list?

What public figures (actors, actresses, politicians, etc) should I be able to recognize by sight? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 3:58 AM PST - 15 comments

PDF me ASAP

Is there a way to send a message through Adobe Acrobat? [more inside]
posted by ian1977 at 2:26 AM PST - 6 comments

A Women-Only Question: Inner Workin's

Female/menstruation/BC issues requiring anecdata. [more inside]
posted by tracicle at 2:21 AM PST - 13 comments

I'm looking for the most bestest iPhone apps

What software or web app will sort iPhone apps by the number of reviews the app has received (and show me those apps that have received the highest number of positive reviews)? [more inside]
posted by segatakai at 12:50 AM PST - 5 comments

October 28

Starting birth control mid-cycle, specifically to be period-free for a certain week.

I have an international trip coming up in two weeks. I went off birth control about 6 months ago, and would like to get back on it, to avoid dealing with my period during the trip. I have no experience with starting BC mid-cycle, and when breakthrough bleeding generally happens (immediately? Towards the end of the 30-day pack?). When is the best time to start? Now? A few days before the trip? [more inside]
posted by Xere at 11:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Our love will last forever, or until Lotrimin is applied topically for 2-4 weeks.

Hopefully-soon-to-be-fiance can't wear rings. What should I do instead? [more inside]
posted by Garm at 10:29 PM PST - 30 comments

Cats 101

I am daydreaming about getting a cat. But I've never had a pet of any kind. What would I be getting myself into? Give me the skinny, in terms of cost, daily care, supplies needed, etc. (Point me to a good book on the subject if you know one!) If I were to do this, I want to be as well informed as possible. [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 9:55 PM PST - 55 comments

What links could I use to teach tech geeks about inclusion?

What are good basic resources for teaching about privilege and access, particularly in the context of the tech industry? [more inside]
posted by anildash at 9:08 PM PST - 7 comments

Probable cause vs consent in speeding stop

I was pulled over for speeding and the state trooper claimed he smelled marijuana and was going to call out the K9 unit. Ultimately nothing happened, but I have questions about the situation and procedures. [more inside]
posted by Slinga at 8:58 PM PST - 20 comments

My Mouth is on FIE-YAH!

Salt 'N Vinegar chips make my lips tingle to an almost unbearable degree. [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 8:54 PM PST - 15 comments

Boyfriend had a lousy time at my parents and now I feel guilty...

Quick relationship question :) He came somewhere, because I asked him to come and he knew that it was important to me. He had a lousy time. Now, I feel guilty. How to better manage this type of situation in the future? [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 8:30 PM PST - 24 comments

Let's just split the difference

What is it like to be in a major negotiation? [more inside]
posted by shothotbot at 8:24 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I get Sprint to break up with me?

How can I get Sprint to dump me, instead of the other way around? [more inside]
posted by juniperesque at 7:20 PM PST - 12 comments

How to capture and recreate a specific scent?

A friend and I are trying to create a product with a very particular scent. Our Google skills have failed. Is there a company that does this? More inside. [more inside]
posted by GilloD at 7:20 PM PST - 7 comments

Funky Cat Maybe?

Where did the music come from for "Funky Cat Maybe"?
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 6:13 PM PST - 1 comment

iPhone: Should I stick with AT&T or switch to Sprint?

I'm a brand new iPhone customer. Just 2 weeks ago I purchased my first iPhone from AT&T. I love the phone. But AT&T is very expensive (the cheapest plan is ~ $92 a month when taxes are included). I'm planning to use mostly data on my phone, so I think Sprint will be a better deal -- cheaper plan plus unlimited data. It would save me about $20 in the long run. I know that I wouldn't even use the full 200MB each month...but even with that taken into account, Sprint's deal is still cheaper. I have 2 weeks to return the AT&T phone without paying the termination fee. My question is, should I stick with AT&T and continue to pay almost $100 for a measly 200MB a month, even though their network is better? Or should I pay less for unlimited data on Sprint, even though they supposedly have a slow network? [more inside]
posted by starpoint at 6:09 PM PST - 13 comments

Stan Winston and Jim Henson are my heroes.

What are some good resources for learning about special effects? I am looking mainly for practical effects as opposed to CGI. [more inside]
posted by Logic Sheep at 6:07 PM PST - 3 comments

Do I leave my PhD program?

I might not be smart enough for my PhD program; it is obvious from my classes that I lack certain skills or aptitudes the average student in my field has. Do I quit now? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:04 PM PST - 34 comments

Big, hard nuts... I'd like to smash 'em!

Our black walnut tree delivered us a great bounty this year. We've husked and are drying about 2 bushels. However... [more inside]
posted by Chrischris at 5:53 PM PST - 17 comments

Could a steering repair to a Civic damage an XM antenna?

I gave my '07 Honda Civic to a mechanic who said it needed a replacement of the steering rack and/or pump, which he did. Problem: aftermarket XM radio was working perfectly before it went in, antenna had intermittent short which prevented radio from getting signal at least 50% of the time when I got it back. [more inside]
posted by randomkeystrike at 5:38 PM PST - 4 comments

Form vs function?

Would using this Herman Miller Eames molded plastic chair as a work chair be bad for my back? [more inside]
posted by sharkfu at 4:46 PM PST - 14 comments

Weird Science

So has Andrea Rossi achieved cold fusion?
posted by jayCampbell at 4:44 PM PST - 35 comments

Is this stuff on my book mold?

Is this stuff on the edge of this used book mold? [more inside]
posted by raf at 4:33 PM PST - 12 comments

Can I make a stockinette scarf roll less on the edges?

A friend gave me a beautiful hand-made knit scarf. The problem is that it's a stockinette stitch and its edges curl up uncomfortably rather than lying flat. As a non-knitter, are there any modifications that I can make to mitigate this curling? [more inside]
posted by colfax at 4:30 PM PST - 13 comments

Really burns my ass to ask...

Because of a practical joke gone wrong (don't ask) I have wound up with second degree burns on my ass, including between the cheeks. I have dressed it with Neosporin and am changing the gauze regularly, but what do I do to minimize discomfort and promote healing as well as to avoid any localized infection in this notoriously unclean region? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:18 PM PST - 35 comments

Looking for a Beluga alternative.

3 friends and I have been using Beluga to keep in touch. I've heard facebook is shutting down Beluga and making a new service that requires a facebook account. If this is true we would like to switch to a different service that is similar and are looking for recommendations. [more inside]
posted by meta87 at 4:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Education on Loan

If I quit my graduate program, which is largely being paid for in full by my university and the state, will I suddenly owe money? [more inside]
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 4:06 PM PST - 5 comments

How to pretty up plastic?

What materials can I use to decorate (i.e. completely cover and disguise) the outside of a plastic container? I have made some self-watering planters from storage containers, but they’re very ugly as-is and I want to decorate them. Looking for methods that are durable and weather-resistant, and (if known) won’t leech into the plastic and the soil. [more inside]
posted by Nattie at 3:57 PM PST - 4 comments

Finest Examples of Postmodern Literature

What are the finest works, in content and prose, of "postmodern" literature (or at least, how I defined it below)? [more inside]
posted by SollosQ at 3:55 PM PST - 21 comments

Robocall from "Justice for All"

Just got a robo call on my cell phone from an organization calling themselves "Justice for All." They support the Occupy movement, as I do, but I don't want them calling me anymore and using up my cellphone minutes. Their number came up as "Unavailable." Can't find anything about them via Google. Anyone heard of them, and know how to reach them? I want to tell them to take me off their call list. (I'm already on the National Do Not Call registry.)
posted by ljshapiro at 3:51 PM PST - 17 comments

If Newton had an apple and a car...

Please help me solve a traffic equation that I have been throwing around in my head for years... [more inside]
posted by AlliKat75 at 3:20 PM PST - 29 comments

A Taste of Toronto

Dearest Mefites, have you any rockin' Toronto nightlife and breakfast/brunch suggestions? [more inside]
posted by chara at 2:54 PM PST - 9 comments

Love AND a Startup?

I'm a woman in my 30's founding a startup that I'm very excited about. I'm also ready to seek out a serious relationship. Are the two mutually exclusive? [more inside]
posted by enzymatic at 2:18 PM PST - 18 comments

Publically posting profiles potentially perilous?

I'm considering making a transition from academia to industry in a technical, non-medical field. Do I need to be wary of posting my resume online? [more inside]
posted by Dr. Eigenvariable at 2:09 PM PST - 6 comments

Bun-yun= No Fun Run?

I (think I) have a bunion and want to run a race tomorrow. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by thewestinggame at 1:56 PM PST - 10 comments

My toy poodle is bored!

My toy poodle is bored and he bugs us all day. What should we do? [more inside]
posted by crapples at 1:48 PM PST - 26 comments

the big bad wolf

I want to make this crazy awesome wolf helmet for my Halloween costume. Is there a quick, relatively cheap way to do that? [more inside]
posted by roger ackroyd at 12:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Freelance payment...

I have a day job, and I also freelance as a graphic artist/illustrator. I've only been getting paid for my work for the past few months, and I haven't had a problem getting compensated. Until now. [more inside]
posted by cartoonella at 12:47 PM PST - 8 comments

I need an iPhone Password App.

I am looking for a password keeper app for my iPhone. Ideally it would be able to open a specific URL and autopopulate the User ID and Password fields. Personal experience with your suggestions is a big plus. Thank you!
posted by Rad_Boy at 12:41 PM PST - 17 comments

I know the shoulder looks like a sidewalk, but it's really not

What are all these pedestrians doing on the freeway? [more inside]
posted by boobjob at 12:34 PM PST - 25 comments

Should I sell my stock in the company I work for which is about to go public?

My initial vesting date will be just a few days after the IPO. Should I sell all the shares that vest on the vesting date immediately? How do I maximize my future happiness in making this decision? [more inside]
posted by nohat at 12:05 PM PST - 17 comments

What can systems theory do for me?

Tell me all about Systems Theory, and how it can solve all my problems. [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 12:00 PM PST - 3 comments

Applying for new job, haven't worked in 5+ years. What do I enter for employment history?

I am applying for a driving job delivering auto parts. I used to drive in the marine corps when I was serving but got out in 2003. I have not worked much since then. I have been depressed and instead of working, I have relied on my mom for support. Should this anxiety be justified? I am also not good at keeping track of employment dates that the application is asking for.
posted by chrisdab at 12:00 PM PST - 3 comments

I hate IOS5. I don't have an SHSH blob.

Is it possible to downgrade my iPhone 3GS from IOS 5 to an earlier version of IOS, preferably 4.3.3? What if I don't have an SHSH blob? [more inside]
posted by Bango Skank at 11:59 AM PST - 16 comments

Looking for a course's video...

I'm looking for the name of a university course I once saw a video recording of the first 2 lectures but since forgotten almost everything about it except that I found it incredibly interesting. [more inside]
posted by Timen at 11:47 AM PST - 8 comments

Jennifer seeks Government

SeattleHalloweenCostumeFilter: how to put a logo on my face? [more inside]
posted by Sauce Trough at 11:41 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me stop my computer from dozing off.

How can I stop my computer from going into sleep mode? The control panel options and Lenovo power manager have both failed me. [more inside]
posted by matkline at 11:34 AM PST - 15 comments

How do I find out how much corporate executives and board members earn?

Where can I find out how much money the execs and board members of various big companies make? [more inside]
posted by Askr at 11:23 AM PST - 9 comments

How much to insure diamond rings for?

How much should I insure a diamond engagement ring and a wedding band for? [more inside]
posted by teg4rvn at 11:09 AM PST - 20 comments

high school classroom needs calculators

What's the quickest and cheapest way for a new high school science teacher to get 40 matching scientific calculators? The school is inner-city with a high poverty rate and limited resources. Are there donation programs available for this sort of thing, or are there retailers with discount programs? [more inside]
posted by beandip at 11:06 AM PST - 16 comments

I've got ALL the devices EXCEPT for the device I NEED.

I need an ultra-low-power home server/media hub. Cheap is good. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by TomMelee at 10:58 AM PST - 21 comments

Could I have done something different?

Could I have done something different? (Boyfriend's marijuana problem) [more inside]
posted by Teradactyl at 10:40 AM PST - 59 comments

Help us choose what to do in San Francisco!

My partner and I are heading to California in two weeks - whoo! - and our first stop is a week in San Francisco. I've read the SF posts here, and guidebooks and websites, but I'd love some MeFite recommendations for our specific needs/wants! [more inside]
posted by sabotagerabbit at 10:36 AM PST - 18 comments

ready to pay off some expensive lessons in personal finance

All this talk about switching to a less hateful bank and supporting the community has me wondering if I should start looking for a credit union. I'm also wondering if doing so could help me pay off my credit card debt? Would love your sage financial advice. [more inside]
posted by Aubergine at 10:11 AM PST - 11 comments

Can we still have a sweet tooth?

[recipe hunter for sugar free and splenda free sweets]: in search of recipes that are fun desserts but which contain no processed sugar or "artificial sweetners." [more inside]
posted by anya32 at 10:05 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me love my jerk brother

My brother is kind of an arse, and not very empathetic. Can you help me to not overreact to this, and get less wound up by him? [more inside]
posted by La chaussette, c'est moi at 10:04 AM PST - 14 comments

Children's illustrated book about the Seasons on the Farm!

Help me find this children's book: About the seasons on a farm. No words, just four illustrations of the same barnyard with animals in the different seasons. The one from my childhood was over-sized and cardboard. [more inside]
posted by la_rousse at 9:46 AM PST - 7 comments

Video games featuring food?

Video games featuring food? [more inside]
posted by Wossname at 9:02 AM PST - 54 comments

Printable labels without messy residue

Labels I can print at work that won't leave residue? [more inside]
posted by jmd82 at 8:56 AM PST - 6 comments

Let's STOCK this pantry!

What baking staples should I have on hand? [more inside]
posted by InsanePenguin at 8:50 AM PST - 29 comments

Awesome swag

Help me find some awesome swag. [more inside]
posted by grrarrgh00 at 8:50 AM PST - 4 comments

puzzling over a query

I'm trying to write a SQL query on an 8 year old broken Access database that I didn't build, now on Access 2007. It's fun, I tell you what. I'm having trouble with a left outer join. [more inside]
posted by hotelechozulu at 8:44 AM PST - 5 comments

You know things are messed up with the Gourds start protesting.

Need help with funny copy for Occupy sign. Special Halloween snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by bitdamaged at 8:37 AM PST - 24 comments

Help me pick boots please.

Please give this Southern girl recently relocated to Boston a crash course in picking out boots. [more inside]
posted by estlin at 8:36 AM PST - 34 comments

Organizing background reading without post-it notes?

Software recommendation filter (Windows): I think it's called "reference management software". We're a research collaboration, need to organize existing background reading documents (academic papers, company reports, etc) so 3-5 people can read, comment on their relevance to the project, and do searches to find the useful papers again later. No need for content editing, check-in/check-out, versioning, etc. these are all final-version documents. Boss made a recomendation; I'm looking for a second opinion before I agree. [more inside]
posted by aimedwander at 8:29 AM PST - 11 comments

My body decided it hates food. My mouth disagrees.

Food allergies have taken away my staples. Please help me eat! Gluten, dairy, and grain free (maybe Paleo) people, this means you. [more inside]
posted by Neekee at 8:29 AM PST - 20 comments

Help Me With iMovie 09

I need to do some slightly fancy audio swapping and synching in iMovie 09, but I'm inexperienced with the app. [more inside]
posted by Quisp Lover at 8:19 AM PST - 3 comments

you be the sherlock, i'll be the watson

I got this scam email with what looks like a CODE!!!!!!!! Is it a code?! [more inside]
posted by 200burritos at 8:17 AM PST - 2 comments

Data and calls in Paris without breaking the bank?

My wife and I are visiting Paris over the week of US Thanksgiving - can you help us figure out the best way to get cell phone service and data while we're there? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 7:47 AM PST - 10 comments

Must be cheaper than BT eh?

I need a pay as you go USB dongle for 3G wireless that will work with eee pc running Easy Peasy Ubuntu. This is in the UK. Contract will also be considered.
posted by By The Grace of God at 7:33 AM PST - 8 comments

Displaying "From" in Outlook 2010 Shared Inbox Messages

Outlook 2010 Filter: When I send an email from a shared inbox (standard exchange server), I need to fill out the "from" field. How do I get that field to display? I can only find a toggle for BCC. Thanks
posted by Kalatraz at 7:27 AM PST - 1 comment

B-I-N-G-O

Asked for a friend: if you inherited a vintage, "institutional bingo set," what would you do? [more inside]
posted by availablelight at 7:15 AM PST - 11 comments

How hard is this DIY replacement?

Handyman Help: How do you replace a shower handle? [more inside]
posted by smitt at 7:12 AM PST - 9 comments

What's a technical term for the production of soda?

Is there a technical term for making soda/pop? [more inside]
posted by apip at 6:56 AM PST - 15 comments

What's inside mydeco.com's engine?

What's the technology behind mydeco.com? [more inside]
posted by signal at 6:42 AM PST - 4 comments

Am I an alcoholic?

I have 2-5 drinks per day. Am I an alcoholic? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:22 AM PST - 43 comments

Your Favorite Spots in Shanghai

Shanghai'd - Heading back to China and want hear about your fav spots. [more inside]
posted by Dr.James.Orin.Incandenza at 6:06 AM PST - 4 comments

Do I have a legal right to cancel a contract with a UK company that has gone into administration and been bought-out?

What's the legality in the UK surrounding contracts signed with a company that goes into administration and is bought-out by a different company and re-branded? Is the contract still valid? Can you get out of the contract without penalty because you signed it with a now non-existant company? [more inside]
posted by EndsOfInvention at 6:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Is Netflix gift-worthy?

I want to buy someone a Blu-Ray player that streams Netflix. Should I bother? [more inside]
posted by Buffaload at 4:56 AM PST - 29 comments

How do you write with both Devonthink and Scrivener?

How do you use Scrivener and Devonthink together? I've seen lots of blog posts and comments about individuals using both products for researching, drafting, and writing complicated projects, and each looks awesome on its own, but I can't figure out a workflow that uses the strengths of both. If you use both tools, how do you do it? Insights from any area are welcome, but thoughts from academics are especially useful to me.
posted by philosophygeek at 4:48 AM PST - 4 comments

What can I do with all ths basil?

A LOT of fresh basil - now what? [more inside]
posted by watercarrier at 2:39 AM PST - 18 comments

What is the name of an old rambling song?

What is the name of the older (1970's?) song where a hippy-type chap sings. The words are like a rambling story with comments on the state of the world and its indulgences something like; "To do, half past 2, clock tick, time you, fast food, food fast, open for business, convineance, emmeniance, de-grease, de-gas" kind of deal?
posted by Cogentesque at 12:47 AM PST - 7 comments

Fiction set in the '20s

I am in need of period-specific fiction. Specifically the 1920s. [more inside]
posted by Bachsir at 12:23 AM PST - 23 comments

Looking for the name of a ride.

Looking for the name of a carnival ride. I'm looking for more information on a carnival ride I went on about 10 years ago. It was set on temporarily on the boardwalk near the beach, I think Virginia beach. It had round, two-person cars, open in the front with a lap bar. The cars were similar to this ride. The motion, instead of going around in a circle, went in more of a vertical oval shape (the cars went up and down, and somewhat front to back). The cars moved past each other in a "scrambler" type motion, so it looked like they were going to hit each other. The cars would swoop down, rocking back and forth but not quite going upside down. I've never seen a video of this ride anywhere. Has anyone?
posted by mondotwistedmojo at 12:20 AM PST - 2 comments

October 27

Is being alone really worth it?

Do you really have to be a very highly confident, self-sufficient, charismatic, successful person before you can have a healthy relationship? [more inside]
posted by sucky_poppet at 11:31 PM PST - 36 comments

What should I wear to a high-end beach wedding in St. Barths?

What should I wear to a destination wedding in St. Barths? It's going to be full of super-swanky people (fashion industry & banker types), and I'm but a 21 year old on a student's budget who has never gone to a wedding before. Dress and shoe recommendations highly appreciated, preferably from stores in NYC. [more inside]
posted by melancholyplay at 10:31 PM PST - 8 comments

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Looking for a Cardinals bar in LA to watch the game on Friday night. [more inside]
posted by McPuppington the Third at 10:28 PM PST - 1 comment

What books am I thinking of?

What two obscure books am I thinking of? One about ships, one about an outsider. [more inside]
posted by esereth at 10:26 PM PST - 6 comments

They sold me the wrong part. How do I get them to pay for the consequences?

National auto parts chain sold me the wrong part. They asked me, and I told them the year, make and model and engine size of my car, and they still sold me the wrong part. By name, it was the part I asked for, but it was one that only goes in other models of cars, not mine. [more inside]
posted by serena15221 at 9:12 PM PST - 17 comments

"We have to go back!" Lost Tour Ideas

I'm on Oahu, and I'm a Lost fan. What are some must-see Lost locations to visit on the island? [more inside]
posted by jabberjaw at 8:33 PM PST - 6 comments

What do you regret about not going to art school?

People who decided against art school because they have many other interests: what did you regret? [more inside]
posted by ooklala at 8:28 PM PST - 22 comments

Integrated Instrument Case/Stand

I wish for a musical instrument case, that also transforms into a music stand for holding sheet music. Does such a beast exist? [more inside]
posted by sandking at 8:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Best route from Santa Monica to Pico-Robertson by car during the evening rush hour?

Are there any special magical shortcuts I can take when commuting by car from Santa Monica to Pico-Robertson during the evening rush hour? [more inside]
posted by estherbester at 8:07 PM PST - 13 comments

Creating Quizes on Google Docs

Is it possible to create a quiz using Forms on Google Docs that will give a score to the person taking the quiz? [more inside]
posted by robverb at 7:47 PM PST - 3 comments

How much cheaper are generics?

How extreme is the price difference between generic antidepressants of various types and their non-generic counterparts in Australia, assuming one has a prescription and a medicare card? [more inside]
posted by lollusc at 7:44 PM PST - 8 comments

Boiling Point

What is the minimum water temperature that will give me enough caffeine / taste from french-pressed coffee grounds? [more inside]
posted by NolanRyanHatesMatches at 7:11 PM PST - 14 comments

Fire up your pad n pencil

I kind of want to be Blossom for Halloween. What says Blossom to you? [more inside]
posted by sweetkid at 6:49 PM PST - 25 comments

name that shoe!

name that shoe! [more inside]
posted by allthingsconsidered at 6:40 PM PST - 4 comments

American contact for motor home innovation?

I know this is a next to impossible inquiry but I'm doing it for a very kind Australian friend who requested I do research in this area for a friend of his who, also, lives in Australia. It seems that this man has created a very innovative and clever new design for the interior of a motor home (they do a lot of "caravaning" in Australia) and he would like to be able to find an American contact so he can come to the U.S. and exhibit his design at motor home/caravan shows here. Where would I begin to look?
posted by Tullyogallaghan at 6:21 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I get pregnant if my husband's Viagra isn't doing the job?

My husband and I both want me to be pregnant yesterday. Unfortunately he has ED that is psychologically based and Viagra isn't helping. We both know the longer term solution is more therapy. But right now I need help getting pregnant asap. What do we do? Where do we go for help? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:19 PM PST - 11 comments

Company is giving me only 17 days to use a voucher that they normally give 12 months for

Is there a specific length of time companies have to honor their rebates/vouchers for if a time period is not specified in their advertising? [more inside]
posted by ogunther at 5:53 PM PST - 9 comments

Is it still funny if you're the only one who gets the subplot?

Halloweenfilter: Is it offensive for two straight men to go to a Halloween party as a lesbian couple? [more inside]
posted by lab.beetle at 5:25 PM PST - 37 comments

How to keep gel packs warm

How to keep "gel packs" warm? [more inside]
posted by Kevin S at 4:36 PM PST - 12 comments

Name That Tune!

Need Help identifying the song in this video. [more inside]
posted by beta male at 4:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Xbox 360 and my PC

I'm using my computer to connect my Xbox 360 to Xbox Live. In a nutshell, this. I've tried it both ways: sharing the internet connection, and also creating a network bridge. [more inside]
posted by SpacemanStix at 4:25 PM PST - 11 comments

Recommend a newbie friendly book for linux networking

I am learning in college about setting up and configuring Slackware Linux and I am looking for a newbie friendly book. Areas covered includes FTP, telnet, Samba, NFS, Email, port mappers/scanners. While there are certainly many books out there, Slackware appears to be a fair bit different from most other debian and redhat based distros so I am not sure about a) what would be a good book and b) a book that is relevant for Slackware Linux. Could anyone suggest an excellent book suitable for Slackware and covering these networking areas in newbie friendly terms. Many thanks!
posted by conrad101 at 4:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Any ideas for cheap window coverings?

Will be curtain-free for at least two months - any ideas for temporary window coverings for a 7 feet high bay window? Looking for inexpensive options that are more attractive than newspaper...
posted by janecr at 4:09 PM PST - 24 comments

Date movies for people who love dark comedies?

I'm looking for good date movies for people who share a dark, twisted sense of humor. [more inside]
posted by Tomorrowful at 4:02 PM PST - 68 comments

I have a top hat, now what?

So I have a top hat. 1) What can I pair it with for Halloween that isn't some outlandish character*, and 2) how can I wear it on days that are not Halloween and not look like I'm (trying to) dress way up? [more inside]
posted by filthy light thief at 3:50 PM PST - 30 comments

Feed my TV!

Feed my TV! [more inside]
posted by New England Cultist at 3:29 PM PST - 42 comments

"One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats."

Tell me about films in which the actors use real drugs, or are under the influence of real drugs. Caffeine and nicotine don't count.
posted by troll at 3:22 PM PST - 44 comments

What can I do with a giant pile of premature tomatilloes?

What can I do with small tomatilloes? [more inside]
posted by Gortuk at 3:09 PM PST - 12 comments

No lumps of coal

Suggestions for non-partisan charities that I can tell my siblings to donate to in lieu of a a Christmas present and advice on telling them I'll be doing the same for their presents? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 3:05 PM PST - 36 comments

Let me entertain me, and I'll have a real good time!

I need something to do at night that 1: Does not require electricity. 2: Will not rot, mold, or attract bugs. 3: Can be done by a solitary person. 4: Does not require particularly expensive materials, nor take up much room. 5: Is not particularly mentally taxing. [more inside]
posted by ChuraChura at 2:49 PM PST - 44 comments

Original costumes involving a Viking helmet

Viking Halloween: I have a plastic horned viking helmet. I need fun, original ideas for a Halloween costume that includes it. [more inside]
posted by LobsterMitten at 2:22 PM PST - 29 comments

Goodbye unpaid internship...

I am currently interning at a company and yesterday I was offered a job at another company. My problem is they would like me to start immediately next week and I have yet to tell my supervisor, where I am interning, that I decided to take the job. The internship had no set time or commitment and it is unpaid. How and what should I say to my supervisor by email? I intern three days a week and will not be able to see him today or tomorrow.
posted by anonymous at 2:08 PM PST - 21 comments

Ultra Unique, Funky Mens Boot Links Needed

Greetings, I am looking for multiple sources for unique mens boots. I have a bit of a boot addiction so I am looking for GREAT sources. I have found things I love at Fluevog and Cydwog recently. For an idea of what I like right now, I saw these while hunting today: these and These I don't mind if they are "further out" than the links I provided. I like clean and stylish or rugged and stylish usually. Any funky, Bold, unusual boot links welcome. Thanks, SG
posted by Studiogeek at 12:57 PM PST - 16 comments

Epson Shcam.

Is there a way to run an annoying program (Epson Scan in this instance) so that it doesn't obliterate your desktop? Any way to force it to use less processing power? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 12:56 PM PST - 19 comments

Object Oriented Programming Challenges

What are some good programming challenges that encourage the use of Object Oriented programming? [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim at 12:55 PM PST - 17 comments

Which witch would bewitch me?

I don’t get the zombie and vampire love at all, but there is one fantasy archetype that has always fascinated me: the witch. What witchcraft-themed fantasy fiction can you recommend? The novels can feature the witch as a sympathetic or heroic character or as the villain, and can be terrifying, erotic or funny. They just shouldn’t be poorly conceived or written. I’d like examples with of a readable calibre, please. To give you something to go by, I enjoyed Gregory Maguire’s Wicked, but found Anne Rice’s The Witching Hour horribly bloated.
posted by orange swan at 12:55 PM PST - 40 comments

Help me figure out how to make a form letter! (Electronically.)

How can I create an online form letter that users can send in the form of an email? [more inside]
posted by JMB1138 at 12:48 PM PST - 3 comments

Zen in the big noisy city

Zen places in Houston? (also, fishhhhhh) [more inside]
posted by Jacen at 12:38 PM PST - 12 comments

Ladybug, Ladybug, Fly Away Home!

Ladybugs are cute and even helpful--provided they stay where they belong, in the garden. Now, for the second time this year, they're coming inside where it's warm. Do we have a problem? [more inside]
posted by parkerama at 12:30 PM PST - 14 comments

Arizona trust in need of a trustee

I am one of five beneficiaries of a trust in Arizona. The successor trustee named in the document was purchased by another company, who has declined to act as trustee. The estate is too small for most corporate trust departments, so we're looking for a private professional fiduciary in the Phoenix area. YANML...just looking for recommendations. [more inside]
posted by Gusaroo at 11:54 AM PST - 5 comments

What is spirituality

"Being spiritual" - what does it mean? [more inside]
posted by stenoboy at 11:43 AM PST - 44 comments

Math it up.

I used to be math nerd, but I've forgotten most of it because, despite what I was told in high school, I don't use vector calculus in the Real World. I've used textbooks to brush up on old topics before, but self-imposed homework just isn't very fun. What hobbies/projects/??? can I take up to take advantage of any derive enjoyment again from my math background? [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 11:27 AM PST - 16 comments

Get rid of my tangles!

My extremely thick and super fine hair is transforming me from a girl into a matted sheepdog. Help? If you can't, I need advice on how to cut it off. [more inside]
posted by Marinara at 11:00 AM PST - 15 comments

How screwed am I?

How much am I about to pay a body shop? [more inside]
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 10:56 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me leather up the fingers.

I've been rock climbing for about a year, so I feel this should be obvious by now...but it's not: How do I build calluses/decrease skin sensitivity on the segments of my fingers other than the tips? [more inside]
posted by psoas at 10:31 AM PST - 13 comments

Too many fashion brands, a few demographic

What's the difference between Uniqlo, Zara, H&M, United Colors of Benneton, Topshop, Gap, Old Navy, J. Crew, Madewell, Espirit, and Forever 21? [more inside]
posted by facehugger at 10:25 AM PST - 34 comments

Tattoo Me!

Tattoo ideas pleeeze! [more inside]
posted by PJMoore at 10:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Reverse master chef: the missing ingredient.

Baking challenge: you are in an isolated cottage with a nice kitchen and feel the baking jones. You have eggs, double cream, milk, flour, sugar, baking chocolate, oatmeal... but no butter! You are an hour's dark freezing wet walk from a shop. What sweet concoction can you devise with no butter? I have vegetable oil, for what it's worth, but no whisk, so souffle would be tricky.
posted by Erasmouse at 10:17 AM PST - 18 comments

help us brainstorm our perfect vacation place.

Please help us plan a 2-3 week overseas trip. We like good food, moderate weather, and bicycles. [more inside]
posted by peachfuzz at 9:54 AM PST - 14 comments

Urban Outdoor Winter

It's going to snow in NYC this weekend. What does OWS need? [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 9:25 AM PST - 17 comments

Healthy Money

Are there any credit unions that offer Health Saving Accounts (HSA's) to people who live in Seattle? It doesn't look like it's offered by any of the big ones (BECU, Watermark, Verity, Seattle Metropolitan). I'm not happy with HSABank's lack of online bill pay and want to support CU's in any case.
posted by rouftop at 9:16 AM PST - 8 comments

What should we expect with our medicated dog?

So we finally broke down and put our dog on clomipramine. What to expect? [more inside]
posted by griphus at 9:00 AM PST - 3 comments

What to expect when you're expecting Amon Tobin at the Brooklyn Masonic Temple?

Seeing Amon Tobin at the Brooklyn Masonic Temple in Fort Greene tonight. Wondering about parking near the venue, food nearby, and the show itself. Bonus points if you were at the show on Tuesday or Wednesday and can answer specific questions, inside. [more inside]
posted by Joey Bagels at 8:53 AM PST - 7 comments

Literaure about censorship?

I'm looking for books, poems, and plays on the topic of censorship -- but all I'm finding online is tons of lists of "banned books." Can anyone help? [more inside]
posted by Annabelle74 at 8:46 AM PST - 18 comments

Where can I locally get a big box of full size Snickers (that doesn't require a membership) before Hallowe'en?

Where can I purchase a 48-count box of individually-wrapped full-size Snickers in the DC/Maryland area before Hallowe'en? I know Costco and probably Sams Club carry them, but I don't currently have a membership and don't want to pay a $50 membership just for the privilege of buying a $40 box of candy. [more inside]
posted by mboszko at 8:42 AM PST - 21 comments

Where can I find an airline pilot uniform in NYC?

Help me find an airline pilot uniform in or near New York City. Tomorrow! [more inside]
posted by bassomatic at 7:26 AM PST - 8 comments

So I want to be a tree hugging scientist...

What skills should I be developing while in university as to work as an ecologist, environmental scientist, something similar in the future? [more inside]
posted by snowysoul at 7:20 AM PST - 18 comments

Thai cats

Siamese cats are from Thailand?! [more inside]
posted by devnull at 7:19 AM PST - 32 comments

Late '90s called, wants hair back

I haven't had a haircut this century. I think it's time. Help me decide on the way forward. [more inside]
posted by distressingly thick sheets at 7:11 AM PST - 23 comments

Must be careful. Must not break.

Trying to lightly clean a stuffed toy, how do I ensure I cause no damage? [more inside]
posted by Saydur at 6:31 AM PST - 18 comments

Fu*king Algebra, how does it work?

Math in the morning - help me figure out how to solve this problem! [more inside]
posted by HopperFan at 6:18 AM PST - 17 comments

How can we see shared time better?

I regularly need to schedule complex parallel tasks with my co-workers. Is there a visual (like with circles for each hour with time divided into pie slices) google template that could be filled out easily that would help people see what has to happen when? [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 6:18 AM PST - 5 comments

Son Volt simple

Help me make a Son Volt playlist. [more inside]
posted by pandabearjohnson at 6:13 AM PST - 19 comments

All I Want is a Photograph

Will I ever be able to send photos from my unlocked phone? [more inside]
posted by troywestfield at 6:11 AM PST - 7 comments

Help us choose a car

Which car should we buy? A Citroen C1 or something else? Also, new or used? [more inside]
posted by hazyjane at 3:58 AM PST - 11 comments

How can I configure squid3 proxy to allow rtmp streaming traffic?

How can I configure squid3 proxy to allow rtmp streaming traffic? Video sites like Youtube work, but most rtmp sites timeout with server not found error.
posted by aadf at 3:22 AM PST - 2 comments

What is this flower?

Help! Another flower identification question... [more inside]
posted by elisse at 2:17 AM PST - 3 comments

Help our small-office caffeine delivery system!

Our office of around 10 people is in desperate need of a better coffee-making setup. [more inside]
posted by nafrance at 1:31 AM PST - 17 comments

I'm looking for "triage" for our relationship, including recommendations for Seattle-area therapists.

I am looking for "triage" for our relationship, including recommendations for counselors in the Seattle area. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:10 AM PST - 28 comments

October 26

In the audiovisual deep end, all dressed in white.

I'm helping some friends with videoing their wedding day, yay! I have zero experience with event recording, boo! Are my noobish assumptions leading us to disaster? [more inside]
posted by Griffynn at 9:58 PM PST - 11 comments

Nail fail.

Is my fingernail ever going to stop being weak and splitty? [more inside]
posted by troublesome at 9:35 PM PST - 17 comments

Can my apartment complex restrict my acces to cable Internet?

Can my apartment keep me from receiving cable Internet from a 3rd party, if I don't order the apartment's basic cable plan? They shut off my Internet today, can they do this? Here's the deal - I moved in 2.5 months ago. the complex offers their own cable package through Time-Warner, for $45 dollars a month. I signed the paperwork to turn it down, but told them I planned on getting cable Internet. They never said I couldn't, or that it wasn't an option (there is only one cable company in the area, and DSL is available as an alternative). So the cable guy comes, hooks everything up, I have the Internet only for $29.95 a month, through Time-Warner, which i've been paying, to them. Sounds peachy, right? Not do much... [more inside]
posted by camdan at 9:15 PM PST - 15 comments

Is this very expensive robotic pool cleaner worth it?

We have a pool and we need a pool cleaner. The pool shop has recommended this Pandora robotic cleaner. It costs a lot – A LOT – of money. And I can’t find any consumer reviews telling me if it’s worth the almost $2000 AUD. Does anyone have any experience with either this particular model, or the other models of robotic pool cleaners that are a step up from the Kreepy Krawly or Baracuda-style suction cleaners, but a step below a commercial pool cleaner? [more inside]
posted by t0astie at 8:32 PM PST - 1 comment

Mom: Spell bed. Child: B-A-D. Mom: Not bad, bed. Child: B-A-D. Mom: Ok, we'll try again later.

How do you teach a 6-year old to recognize vowels in the middle of a word? Ask him to spell 'bed' out loud and he will say 'b-a-d.' Ask him to write 'bed' and he will write 'b-a-d.' Yet if he reads 'bed' out loud, he will say it correctly and he knows what it is. Any tools or techniques that will help him learn? [more inside]
posted by Soda-Da at 8:18 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me make someone happy with semi-legal tv shows.

How do I burn a DVD that will play in a standard US DVD player? [more inside]
posted by norm at 8:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Therm-o-STAT!

What are the major benefits of a programmable thermostat, how big a deal is the new Nest thermostat, and how much might I expect to save with either one over a non-programmable digital thermostat? [more inside]
posted by brentajones at 8:04 PM PST - 21 comments

information wants to be free but not in my class

I've been accused of cheating on an exam, and I am in danger of losing my scholarship, but I don't think I cheated. Help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:38 PM PST - 82 comments

How much would you pay for a dead Xbox?

I just bought a new xBox, due to a 3 segment red rings of death that was not a faulty power supply. Somebody on Craigslist locally is offering $35 for red ringed xBoxes. Anybody have an idea on what his angle might be? I'd like $35 dollars, but it's not that important to me that I'm willing to contribute to some sort of scam by supplying the raw materials for it.
posted by COD at 7:13 PM PST - 11 comments

Look at the size of that moai's heed! I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

Help settle an internet fight about the height of Easter Island moai! [more inside]
posted by FatherDagon at 7:07 PM PST - 8 comments

Need Mac support!

I need a YouTube downloader for my MacBook. [more inside]
posted by WaspEnterprises at 7:05 PM PST - 12 comments

One way first class ticket to Albequerque^WRomania

Canadian citizens with a minor child investigating a year long stay with a Romanian grandparent. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:59 PM PST - 3 comments

I am looking for feminist theory that examines the economic impact of divorce on women.

FeministTheoryFilter: I am looking for feminist theory that examines the economic impact of divorce on women. [more inside]
posted by paulus andronicus at 6:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me figure out a finance equation

Please help me with a compound interest question (specifically with IRAs) [more inside]
posted by GnomeChompsky at 6:13 PM PST - 17 comments

IR and veterinary science?

I'm interested in the intersection of international relations and other, niche-ier fields. So, um, what are some? [more inside]
posted by Ollie at 6:01 PM PST - 8 comments

Whats the best click for my clack?

I want to get a new keyboard, and am looking at getting a mechnical keyboard. [more inside]
posted by lkc at 5:50 PM PST - 20 comments

Curious about what it's like to be pope.

What does the pope eat? [more inside]
posted by sy at 5:47 PM PST - 13 comments

Blue state family. Red state in-laws. HELP!

How do you learn to get along with family members (blood-related and by marriage) with whom you apparently have nothing in common? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:29 PM PST - 50 comments

Underground cell phone coverage on BART in SF

Do T-Mobile cell phones get decent reception underground on BART south of Civic Center station these days? [more inside]
posted by eschatfische at 5:21 PM PST - 4 comments

Grounded by faith

How the heck is this outlet 'grounded'? [more inside]
posted by zvs at 4:35 PM PST - 20 comments

A mysterious WWII Navy Badge from Pearl Harbor

Can you help me return this WWII-era US Navy Pearl Harbor ID Badge to the family of its owner? I bought it at a garage sale sometime in the 1970's, in the Chicago area. Thanks
posted by DickStock at 4:25 PM PST - 15 comments

I feel good and she won't like it.

My psychiatrist diagnosed me with bipolar disorder and some traits of borderline disorder. She prescribed meds that have me bouncing off the walls, even with a mood stabilizer. I feel great but I know she won't like it. [more inside]
posted by buck:fuller at 4:10 PM PST - 16 comments

Non-traditional library careers

(1) What are some non-traditional careers out there for MLIS graduates? (2) Also, I've heard a little bit about consulting and information architecture, but how does one get started in these fields? [more inside]
posted by angelaas525 at 3:46 PM PST - 8 comments

P2P sharing now

What’s the new P2P fad? [more inside]
posted by Amalie-Suzette at 3:46 PM PST - 18 comments

A battery of questions!

Does an expensive battery charger do a better job of charging and maintaining NiMH batteries than a generic, cheapo charger? [more inside]
posted by newfers at 3:42 PM PST - 7 comments

Snow long, farewell ...

Why do snowstorms last so long? We live in the Denver area and it snowed for 18 hours, from 9 PM last night to 3 PM this afternoon. My wife asked me why it never rains for that length of time. I muttered something about convection in the summer, then stopped when I realized I didn't know what I was talking about.
posted by lukemeister at 3:26 PM PST - 11 comments

What are some non-fiction movies and books about people driven by an obsession?

What are some non-fiction movies and books about people driven by an obsession? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 3:12 PM PST - 24 comments

Help me find a count down clock.

I'm looking for a physical countdown clock that counts down to an arbitrary time. Ideally, it would be similar to the one that Robert Khoo has in the Penny Arcade TV Show. I believe this is the clock in question and that underneath the "New Year" is a whiteboard. If I could find one just like this, that would be great, otherwise any digital countdown clock would work fine.
posted by mge at 3:01 PM PST - 7 comments

Portable protein for the picky

Inexpensive, low-carb, no-effort, portable protein supplement? [more inside]
posted by darksasami at 2:51 PM PST - 44 comments

Is our children learning?

How would one address atrocious grammar errors, poor sentence construction and spelling mistakes in the monthly email updates from administrators of your child's school? [more inside]
posted by webhund at 2:50 PM PST - 26 comments

What might be the history and significance of my monkey figurine?

What's a "monkey of silence," and have I got one? [more inside]
posted by Perodicticus potto at 2:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Practical assistance with sewing trouser lining

I have a couple new pairs of black dress trousers and would like to keep them hole-free as long as possible. I need some practical assistance on the subject of sewing a lining into the crotch area. [more inside]
posted by cranberrymonger at 2:03 PM PST - 3 comments

Can heroism be a (very, very, very) part-time job?

I’ve been invited by friends to join them on a MMORPG (City of Heroes). Is it possible to have a good time with this game without it turning into a monumental time-suck? [more inside]
posted by Shepherd at 1:53 PM PST - 10 comments

West village bar for group

NYC: West Village bar suggestions for a group of ~15 on a Saturday night [more inside]
posted by dorisfromregopark at 1:52 PM PST - 6 comments

Koalas, Kangaroos, and Kookaburras... Oh My!

Tell me everything you know about Kangaroo Island! Side question: If this seems too good to be true, is it? [more inside]
posted by booknerd at 1:52 PM PST - 11 comments

How should I alter my Where's Waldo costume?

My wife purchased a Where's Waldo outfit for me for Halloween. How should I spice it up (i.e. zombie Waldo, pirate Waldo)?
posted by a47danger at 1:39 PM PST - 19 comments

Can I get vitamin D with my gin?

Is it legal for a bar to serve a cocktail fortified with vitamins in Washington state? [more inside]
posted by girlstyle at 1:32 PM PST - 14 comments

Khakis for the boyfriend

I would like to buy a pair of khakis for my boyfriend to replace a pair that ripped, but don't really know much about men's clothing. [more inside]
posted by peacheater at 1:30 PM PST - 14 comments

What to do with a 7-1/2 hour layover

I will be traveling in mid-December as a woman alone and have a 7-1/2 hour layover in Sao Paulo, Brazil. I arrive at 4:30 pm and depart after midnight. Any suggestions for something safe to do to pass the time, (a tour is probably unlikely that late in the day) or a nearby and safe hotel to spend the time? I hate the idea of just sitting all night in an airport.
posted by eepersmom at 1:19 PM PST - 11 comments

Delay in getting home appraisal report

We're in contract to buy a house. It's taking forever to get an appraisal. What's going on? [more inside]
posted by mikeand1 at 1:13 PM PST - 12 comments

How to access or find transcript of a captioned YouTube video?

Particularly for a YouTube interview that already has captioning, how can I (and you) save 10 minutes & just read the transcript file that the captioning is pulled from? [more inside]
posted by ahaynes at 1:04 PM PST - 2 comments

Should we get a dehumidifier or do something else?

Is a dehumidifier the right solution for my problem? What else should we be considering? [more inside]
posted by linettasky at 12:57 PM PST - 5 comments

".cPr" instead of ".com" - what gives?

The user's actual email address ends with ".com", but it is POST'ed to the application as ".cPr". This has happened with multiple users. Any ideas on what would cause that? [more inside]
posted by foggy out there now at 12:48 PM PST - 14 comments

"Well wait a second, don’t you see that’s 555-FILK?"

How can I mitigate/avoid misdirected email? In the early days of gmail, I locked down a very convenient address, which is "my-first-initial-and-last-name"@gmail.com. My first initial and last name is surprisingly common. It's not JSmith, but it's enough that three or four times a week, I get what appears to be important emails for other people who mistakenly entered my email address on a form. After a few years, I've become frustrated with the amount of misdirected email that comes my way. How can I filter this, or otherwise lessen its impacts? [more inside]
posted by pollex at 12:33 PM PST - 27 comments

Halloween in San Francisco

Best people watching scene on Halloween in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:24 PM PST - 4 comments

Metal me, please

Help me find more metal/black metal to listen to, based on some very specific likes and dislikes, please. [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 12:17 PM PST - 11 comments

FAS + RAD + ADD = Eve of Destruction. Hope? Help?

FAS + RAD + ADD = Eve of Destruction. Hope? Help? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:11 PM PST - 9 comments

How to quickly bone up on current Broadway?

Is there something like TWoP for Broadway Shows? I'm looking for a resource like Television Without Pity for Broadway shows - something that will give a reader an in-depth plot synopsis sufficient to formulate a rough opinion (or fake one's way through conversations about the plays if someone hasn't actually seen them).
posted by mccn at 12:01 PM PST - 2 comments

Zombie needs a hauler to collect more brains

Tell me about bikes. It's been a long time since I've owned one, and when I did I trashed that thing, being a kid and all. Now I would like to get a new one, and one that I can love for many years to come. So, please share your thoughts on brands, hardware and tech. [more inside]
posted by zombieApoc at 12:00 PM PST - 23 comments

I just want to smash the state a LITTLE bit...

Theoretically, if I were to be arrested at Occupy Wall Street, what would that mean for my future employability? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:37 AM PST - 28 comments

is my awesome present for someone simply lost forever?

The US Postal Service said my package was 'undeliverable' despite the fact that I live at the address provided, and get all my mail here. They didn't make another attempt. The tracking said it will be returned to sender if possible. This was about a month ago. I emailed them, and got a response that basically said 'oops, sorry. this kind of thing can happen. we have a lot mail to deal with and don't track anything and you are basically screwed.' Do I have any recourse? [more inside]
posted by asimplemouse at 11:23 AM PST - 11 comments

African Cup of Nations

I want to watch the African Cup of Nations come January. Here's the problem: I live in the USA. Will I have to resort to, um, other measures than normal to see the matches?
posted by josher71 at 11:05 AM PST - 4 comments

I want that chili trophy

I'd like to win a chili cookoff. So that I can be armed with information about what appeals to the broadest audience, please tell me about your favorite chili. [more inside]
posted by mudpuppie at 10:58 AM PST - 45 comments

Microsoft Word replacing text at random

I have a document in MS Word 2007 that includes a bunch of Mathtype (ver 6.7a) equations both inline and numbered. There are certain sections of text in my document that are magically changing from regular Times New Roman to a series of boxes (). A random number of the boxes have what appears to be a period directly underneath it. I can delete all the boxes and re-type in the text and references but after I save and close the document, when I open it back up, the boxes will be back in the same general area of the document but not necessarily exactly the same amount of text changed. [more inside]
posted by macfly at 10:57 AM PST - 2 comments

Excel formula help

Help me write an Excel formula to extract specific data from a list? [more inside]
posted by genesta at 10:56 AM PST - 8 comments

My brother needs his knee fixed but can't pay for it.

My brother was scheduled to have knee surgery, but has just lost insurance coverage. How can I help him? [more inside]
posted by Vorteks at 10:35 AM PST - 16 comments

how to eat crow?

Ugh. I can't believe I'm writing this. I had a bad reaction to BC two nights ago and in my addled state I became really histrionic and had two huge fights with my boyfriend. I am now very afraid that I've irreparably damaged my relationship with him. [more inside]
posted by iLoveTheRain at 10:12 AM PST - 35 comments

Need help roasting my husband on his 40th

Looking for insults and jokes for my husbands 40th birthday party. It is a roast. He is a metrosexual, known for wearing pink. He plays golf and is known to get a little angry if he doesn't play well. He also loves poker and again gets angry if he loses. He thinks he has a big head, not conceited, but a physically big head. He comes across as arrogant but he really isn't if you get to know him. Jokes need to be relatively clean ie pg-13. Thanks [more inside]
posted by Robtri93 at 9:26 AM PST - 23 comments

How to fit Iron Gym pullup bar with thick doorway trim (or seeking alternative)

How can I make my new Iron Gym pullup bar fit in a doorway frame when the molding/trim is too thick (that is, the fastener designed to hook onto the trim cannot reach the top of it)? Or is there another similar type bar that can work with large doorway molding without screws/permanent wall damage?
posted by madscientist01 at 9:24 AM PST - 8 comments

Like Avett's I and Love and You?

I love listening to the Avett Brothers "I and Love and You" album for the piano lead track. What other folk/alt country/indie songs or albums would I like? Specifically looking for songs with piano leads in those categories.
posted by ShootTheMoon at 9:21 AM PST - 12 comments

Can we ask people to send "expressions of interest" prior to the actual wedding invites?

Can we ask people to indicate an "expression of interest" in attending our wedding before we send out of the official invites? More details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:45 AM PST - 39 comments

Odd Metal Artifact from Charleston Plantation???

What is this odd metal artifact? [more inside]
posted by SixteenTons at 8:17 AM PST - 20 comments

How to cope with divorcing

A friend is getting divorced. He has been married about 8 years and has 3 kids under 6, one who is just months old. He and his wife are amicably dealing with this so far, though this was just determined yesterday. What advice do you have for him? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:13 AM PST - 21 comments

Dive bars, Portland.

I need to find a dive bar to become a regular at in Portland, OR. [more inside]
posted by jivadravya at 8:10 AM PST - 30 comments

iPad multitrack recording

I have an iPad2, a Peavy PV10 mixing board, several reasonable microphones (sm57, e835), and many acoustic and electric instruments. I do not have a computer that is anything other than ancient. What is going to be the best way to rig this all up for the best multitrack sound recording? [more inside]
posted by dirtdirt at 8:01 AM PST - 1 comment

Post-singularity theater short story id

Today's FPP reminded me of a short story about post-singularity life in the theater. [more inside]
posted by nomisxid at 7:58 AM PST - 2 comments

My boyfriend found out that I cheated on him. Help me deal with the aftermath.

My boyfriend found out that I cheated on him. What should I do now? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:55 AM PST - 28 comments

Novel/alternative treatments for alcoholism?

How can I help a friend with alcoholism who has tried nearly everything? My friend is 34, female, bi-polar, suffers from depression, and has had alcohol problems since college. Multiple rehabs, jail time, medications, cognitive behavioral therapy, counseling, all the standard things have been tried at length but ultimately failed. She would like nothing more than to be able to lead a normal life, but the addition is so strong that so far, this has not been possible. What are some novel alternatives? For example, I've considered acupuncture, hypnosis, osteopathy, Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation.
posted by anonymous at 7:54 AM PST - 9 comments

Got Milk?

How much breastmilk do I really need to send to daycare each day? And how much should I have in the freezer? And all sorts of other questions. [more inside]
posted by zizzle at 7:39 AM PST - 24 comments

How can I set up a schedule for everything in my life?

I need help scheduling my life -- figuring out daily, weekly, and monthly chores, maintenance schedules, etc. What are some resources or tips for putting a useful (and ideally more permanent) structure on my time? What should that structure look like? [more inside]
posted by Deathalicious at 7:22 AM PST - 14 comments

Who are the love children of Helen Reddy and Linda Ronstadt?

My partner and I were chatting last night about who might be singing the third-wave feminism anthems these days and were coming up kind of short... so who would you crank up to 11 for rocking out and sending a message?
posted by seanmpuckett at 6:09 AM PST - 37 comments

These shoes may be made for walking, but are they made for duck walking?

What is an acceptable level of gape for a pair of flats? [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Rattery at 5:55 AM PST - 8 comments

Easy online assessments?

My father (65yo) has a small business teaching English as a foreign language to adults. He doesn't teach from scratch, but rather teaches those who already have a basic understanding of English. To do this, he asks all who apply to first complete a 2-page basic language assessment. He has recently created a website, and would like to be able to include the assessment online, preferably embedded on the website, or as a link to an assessment site. What software or site would easily help him do this? [more inside]
posted by Petrot at 5:49 AM PST - 4 comments

Buying a used Acer Timeline

Considering buying a used Acer Timeline as a Linux-powered workhorse -- can you help me make the call? [more inside]
posted by a small part of the world at 5:37 AM PST - 2 comments

References to overcoming embarrassment

Do you know any quotes and/or well-known books about overcoming embarrassment? [more inside]
posted by maxg94 at 5:26 AM PST - 6 comments

There are literally dozens of us!

I need to paint myself blue for Friday. I have no idea how I'm going to do that. [more inside]
posted by quadrilaterals at 4:44 AM PST - 28 comments

How soon can we introduce our new kitten to two resident cats?

How soon can we introduce our new kitten to two resident cats? [more inside]
posted by talitha_kumi at 4:09 AM PST - 12 comments

How can I salvage a delicious but dried-out pork fillet?

How can I salvage a delicious but dried-out pork fillet? It still tasted delicious but was too dry to eat it in the way I had intended (just cooking juices with vegetables). Does anyone know of any interesting ways of using the rest of the meat? I've got about 1.5lbs left. [more inside]
posted by joboe at 3:32 AM PST - 11 comments

Seeking peaceful NY Christmas getaway with dogs

My husband and I live in New York City. We have two weeks of vacation that we need to use by year's end, and are looking for a place to go during Christmas- outside of the city- for some natural beauty and relaxation. [more inside]
posted by catrae at 3:19 AM PST - 8 comments

Dead MacBook Pro

Turned on my macbook pro this morning and was dead. torch on screen shows nothing. Tried booting with start up disk and 'C', again nothing and cannot eject disk. Am resigned to buying new one but am in India/Far East for at least a year so if anyone knows a way to resurect a dead Mac - or even how to get the start up disk out, would be glad to hear. Thanks
posted by nickji at 2:28 AM PST - 17 comments

Femslash 101

New to fanfiction, and interested in femslash but feel a bit overwhelmed finding my way around and getting the feel for the place because there's a whole multiverse out there. Are there any FAQs, gentle introductions, wikis or knowledgeable mefites that can teach me how to learn?
posted by moody cow at 2:18 AM PST - 7 comments

What's this touch-o-phobia I have?

Getting a bit obsessive about keeping my personal space personal. Would like to know what is going on. [more inside]
posted by juiceanddoom at 2:12 AM PST - 8 comments

Why is it so grippy?

Please help my son research grip tape for a demonstrative speech. [more inside]
posted by simbiotic at 12:11 AM PST - 7 comments

October 25

Where can I find information about the public view of Barack Obama before the election?

Where can I find information about the public view of Barack Obama before the election? [more inside]
posted by furisto at 11:39 PM PST - 6 comments

What are an employee's rights around a disabling health condition in Canada?

What are an employee's rights around a disabling health condition in Canada? [more inside]
posted by Chaussette and the Pussy Cats at 10:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Ok, time for an embarrassing diarrhea question.

4 days of the runs, I don't have a doctor and this doesn't seem severe enough for the ER. But it hurts so please help! [more inside]
posted by hellameangirl at 10:39 PM PST - 18 comments

Hank Hill? Anybody?

How much energy does a propane clothes dryer use? [more inside]
posted by Leta at 10:09 PM PST - 1 comment

How to make a website handle 3-4 iframe widgets without trouble?

Web design question: too many iFrames. [more inside]
posted by steinsaltz at 10:08 PM PST - 5 comments

Boyfriend and parent issues, how to resolve?

Boyfriend is scared of my mother. I haven't yet met his. Possible issue? And if so, how to solve? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Baby throwing up only in the evening?

Blech. Why is our 10-month-old baby vomiting at night all of a sudden? More foul-smelling details after the jump... [more inside]
posted by thomsplace at 9:25 PM PST - 15 comments

Knoxville, Tenn.

What to do in Knoxville, TN around Thanksgiving time? [more inside]
posted by crunchland at 9:02 PM PST - 6 comments

Accurate portrayals of the CIA in fiction

What fiction-genre books/movies are the most accurate in their depiction of the CIA and/or CIA-related activities?
posted by KChasm at 8:59 PM PST - 9 comments

Effeciently origanizing my wdgets for packing

How do I analyze 7 years of past orders to determine how to best organize my 6 shelves of widgets for packing future orders? Each shelf should, on average, be picked from equally. [more inside]
posted by Nonsteroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug at 8:31 PM PST - 9 comments

Tattoo artist recommendations in southern California/Los Angeles

Can you help me find a tattoo artist in the Los Angeles area? [more inside]
posted by easy, lucky, free at 8:26 PM PST - 4 comments

Need suggestions on replacing a wood patio deck.

I have a 7' x 10' concrete slab patio. It currently has wooden deck tiles on top, but they are falling apart and need replacing. What is the best, inexpensive replacement option? [more inside]
posted by roaring beast at 8:16 PM PST - 8 comments

Has anyone had experience with putting a lime wash with tint onto their plaster walls?

I've just begun to research the possibility of using a lime wash that is either already tinted or adding a separate powdered tint as a possible eco-friendly method for coloring my walls but there is surprisingly little on the internet about it. Mostly, I'm looking for people's personal experiences with using lime and tint. If they liked it, how did they apply it, drawbacks and advantages, etc.
posted by zagyzebra at 8:09 PM PST - 5 comments

Smartphone choices: iPhone vs. Nexus

I have conflicting needs driving me towards either the new Nexus phone or an iPhone 4S. Which will be better? [more inside]
posted by invitapriore at 7:58 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me buy this French anti-perspirant.

Where can I buy this French anti-perspirant? [more inside]
posted by annabellee at 7:44 PM PST - 4 comments

Terrance Malick

Has anyone ever found any New Yorker (or other) articles by Terrance Malick? [more inside]
posted by mixer at 7:28 PM PST - 4 comments

No BS

How do I find a masters degree program in the environmental/biological sciences that doesn't require a BS and will match my interests? [more inside]
posted by abirdinthehand at 6:42 PM PST - 6 comments

How/whether to be a rat

Through a misdirected e-mail, I got wind of someone (probably a student) doing something very unethical in an academic setting (i.e., more than garden-variety cheating). I can't find the person online. Try harder to track down the person and report the misdeed, or drop it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:11 PM PST - 45 comments

Can't quickly review images for D7000

I can't view thumbnail images in playback mode on my Nikon D7000. What is wrong? [more inside]
posted by bumpkin at 6:08 PM PST - 6 comments

What do I do when I "hit the wall"?

I reach half-way through the semester, and everything goes down the hole. How can I stop this train wreck? [more inside]
posted by raintree at 6:00 PM PST - 12 comments

Where in Europe should we go on our two week honeymoon?

Where in Europe should we go on our two week honeymoon? [more inside]
posted by cad at 5:32 PM PST - 15 comments

What do to when a friend is having a major depressive episode *right now*?

What do to when a friend is having a major depressive episode *right now*? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:28 PM PST - 27 comments

Employer HSA Contributions

Is it discriminatory for an employer to vary HSA contributions based on an employee's health? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:28 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me use the whole pig

My friends just called to offer me any of the non-conventional parts of the two pigs they are slaughtering tonight. What should I take? [more inside]
posted by ssg at 5:16 PM PST - 21 comments

At least it's not a High Anti-Oxidant Meal Replacement Cookie.

I have an 'opportunity' to get training in a business that has the slight whiff of MLM, but seems to have some legit parts too. Should I give it a shot? [more inside]
posted by Lot's ex-girlfriend at 5:00 PM PST - 13 comments

How to excel?

ExcelFilter: Currently using a clunky nested for loop - is there some way to make this more efficient? [more inside]
posted by hot soup at 4:37 PM PST - 2 comments

Great dentist in Sydney or Illawarra?

Great dentist in Sydney or Southcoast/Illawarra? My periodontist is leaving the area so I need a good Dentist or Periodontist. I am dentist-phobic. Any suggestions? Thanks in advance.
posted by ginky at 4:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Vanity URLs for Academics

I'm a PhD student with an academic blog and a personal blog, thinking about my future marketability as either an academic or a postdoc style researcher. Should I host it all under myname.net, keep my catchyname.com for the academic blog, or something else? [more inside]
posted by Apropos of Something at 4:31 PM PST - 19 comments

Is there a website like Metafilter for Business Owners?

While you can find forums for just about anything, there seems to be this void for an active small business owners forum. Specifically small businesses with less than 50 employees. Whatever I've found so far is low/no traffic or packed with spam. In a perfect world.... I know it would be asking a lot to discover a site like Metafilter, but is there anything out there that comes close?
posted by jamesalbert at 4:28 PM PST - 9 comments

Wheelchair van

Need recommendations for a wheelchair van. [more inside]
posted by Floydd at 4:22 PM PST - 9 comments

Do you remember a color-changing polar bear?

Children's book from the 80s where a polar bear changes colors.... I think? [more inside]
posted by jabes at 4:18 PM PST - 4 comments

Why does my cat bite my partner when he laughs loudly?

OK, I know this is the perennial AskMe "My cat does this crazy thing" question, and that the answer will be the eternal "because cats are weird", but I want to find out if anyone else's cat does this. When my spouse is laughing loudly, for instance (but not exclusively) in response to being tickled, my cat will launch himself at him and attempt to bite him (fortunately, it's always been through clothes). This has happened three times. It was not a playful bite, but rather a full-on chomp. The cat is very sweet at all other times, if occasionally a bit jumpy. Has anyone else seen this behavior, or have any idea what's going on, or how to make the cat less reactive to loud laughter?
posted by matildaben at 3:54 PM PST - 18 comments

Book recommendations about Reform Judaism

Interested in learning about Reform Judaism. Book recommendations? [more inside]
posted by greta simone at 3:53 PM PST - 5 comments

Movie with a kid who makes a force shield bubble.

Movie - This kid creates a force shield bubble using his computer and he and his friends go into space with it. At one point I remember him putting the bubble around one of the friends and tunneling him into the ground. Anybody remember this one. It's been driving me crazy for months.
posted by mrflibble at 3:49 PM PST - 9 comments

Vegan Maki ideas, please.

Vegan sushi (maki) ideas wanted. Tips for my first attempt at this are also welcome. [more inside]
posted by MaryDellamorte at 3:28 PM PST - 21 comments

Will Obama's student loan plan affect student loans that have already been consolidated?

Would the president's Pay As You Earn initiative affect student loans that have already been consolidated? Where can I find out more?
posted by jwhite1979 at 3:19 PM PST - 3 comments

Good hosting company for IIS/ASP these days?

Does anyone have a good recommendation for Windows-based ASP hosting? After googling for awhile, it's difficult to find reviews and information online on which hosting companies to avoid or to use. Specifically, I need IIS 6.0 and ASP (not .NET) with MS Access. I haven't decided whether to use dedicated hosting or not, but will consider either for this app. Just looking for a good reliable company with good customer service and uptime.
posted by TreeHugger at 2:58 PM PST - 3 comments

where should the baby sleep?

Is there a good source to neutrally explain various baby sleeping options? [more inside]
posted by kestrel251 at 2:23 PM PST - 44 comments

Breaking into a Research mindset

How should I get involved in doing my own research? [more inside]
posted by Peregrin5 at 2:18 PM PST - 10 comments

What's the market value for customer support?

I'm about to go into business doing freelance customer support, but: I have no idea how much to charge for this. [more inside]
posted by nostrich at 2:12 PM PST - 4 comments

Global Gaikokujin: mobile data in Japan

I will be in Japan and Korea for a business trip soon. I'd like to stay connected to the Internet, so what is the cheapest/easiest way to do so? [more inside]
posted by baggers at 2:05 PM PST - 3 comments

LGBT-related volunteering in NYC?

What are some volunteer opportunities in NYC that involve working with the LGBT community? [more inside]
posted by Tin Man at 1:59 PM PST - 12 comments

Life at Half-Speed

Name that sci-fi short story I read as a child. [more inside]
posted by minifigs at 1:56 PM PST - 5 comments

Name this baby

My sister is having a girl baby and has requested that I ask for name suggestions from you guys. [more inside]
posted by jingle at 1:53 PM PST - 127 comments

Hi Res History, San Fran in 1851...

Historical Photo / Daguerreotype Gurus, how might I download or purchase this particular panorama of San Francisco in 1851 in extreme hi-resolution? [more inside]
posted by jnnla at 1:33 PM PST - 3 comments

So, um, do you like....stuff?

What are some questions I can ask new dating partners to get to know them beyond a superficial level? [more inside]
posted by oceanview at 1:27 PM PST - 25 comments

¿How long to achieve true second language competence and basic mastery?

¿How long to achieve true second language competence and basic mastery? [more inside]
posted by Che boludo! at 1:15 PM PST - 15 comments

Ski length and general advice for a beginner buying at a swap

I'm a beginner buying used downhill skis at a swap soon. How long should they be? General advice also welcome. [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 1:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Need help with Word 2007 and styles and whatnot

Working on a project for a client where we need to send authors a template Word 2007 file with styles embedded. We want them to ONLY use our 10-12 predetermined styles. We do NOT want all the other default Word styles to be an option. [more inside]
posted by misanthropicsarah at 1:13 PM PST - 4 comments

My mom was fired today. What should she do next?

My mom was fired today. What should she do next? Also, niece and school special snowflake details inside! [more inside]
posted by needlegrrl at 12:35 PM PST - 16 comments

What do people and dogs do in Victoria?

Three young adults and two dogs have one day in Victoria, BC. What shall we do? [more inside]
posted by Cogito at 12:33 PM PST - 7 comments

Tell me what I need to know about living in LA

Moving back to LA. What do I need to know? [more inside]
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 12:31 PM PST - 27 comments

Sibling money disparity stuff

How to best reach an agreement on a fair settlement percentage after the sale of our family home? [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 12:25 PM PST - 21 comments

Which GPS can I use to record my cross-country motorcycle trip?

What inexpensive GPS receiver can I use to log my cross-country, 1-2 month motorcycle trip? I won't have a computer with me, and I'd also like to be able to use it for some basic mapping. [more inside]
posted by aaronbeekay at 12:22 PM PST - 14 comments

It is called "PAINTER'S TAPE," right?

Ok, this is nearly impossible to Google: Is masking tape/painter's tape easy to paint over? On purpose? [more inside]
posted by snapped at 12:09 PM PST - 5 comments

The road to Rhodes

I love the sound of a Rhodes piano. Help me find more songs that showcase this fantastic instrument. [more inside]
posted by slogger at 12:04 PM PST - 24 comments

Music of the spheres (NOT)?

Can a solar flare interfere with internet music streaming? [more inside]
posted by Logophiliac at 11:58 AM PST - 4 comments

Do you remember this children's book with a memorable birthday party?

Another children's book question. I have been trying to find this for years. Read it in the 80s. It took place in NYC. For the kid's birthday party, he decided to invite everyone in the phone book who has the same name as him. One of the guests was elderly, and they made sure to make him kasha varnishkes. Thank you!
posted by frescaanddietcoke at 11:39 AM PST - 3 comments

Suspended in tribulation

Is it ok to take my unborn child to a death metal concert? [more inside]
posted by Maximian at 11:28 AM PST - 36 comments

Looking for visa interview dos and don'ts.

Looking for some helpful tips for a young Chinese student about to have his visa interview to come to the US. [more inside]
posted by clarkstonian at 11:23 AM PST - 4 comments

Canadian Giant and the Magic Gemstone

Identify This Book-filter: My partner has a vague recollection of a book he read as a kid, and we're curious about what it might have been. Here's his description: It would be from the '80s, or possibly early '90s. It was a novel for children or young adults. It was small press, possibly from Atlantic Canada; I'm fairly sure it was Canadian. It had something to do with an old house, and there was a giant, and a magic gemstone of some kind -- I think it was an opal.
posted by bewilderbeast at 11:18 AM PST - 3 comments

How do I open and fill out an .oft template in Entourage?

An important, newly ISO-9001 standard form in my office is an Outlook template (*.oft) that we have to fill out. I use a Mac with Entourage. How do I fill out this form? [more inside]
posted by olinerd at 11:13 AM PST - 3 comments

Alas, poor Subaru. I knew him, Horatio.

Best experiences in getting rid of a non-working car? [more inside]
posted by rich at 11:09 AM PST - 18 comments

Going from Mac OS X 10.4 to 10.5, but in an awkward way.

How to fix this problem: upgrading a Mac from 10.4 to 10 .5 but "manually"? More details inside! [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:07 AM PST - 4 comments

Goodby to all that

When (and why/how) did "good-by" fall out of use as an variant on "goodbye"? [more inside]
posted by Admiral Haddock at 11:05 AM PST - 6 comments

Book based on interviews: what rights does the interviewee have?

I intend on writing a career advice book for a particular field and the content of the book will be interviews with leaders in that particular field. What legal or contractual issues should I be concerned about? [more inside]
posted by abdulf at 10:47 AM PST - 1 comment

Cheap(ish) fares to Bangkok over Christmas?

Did we miss the magic window for buying affordable tickets to Thailand? We'd be flying out of NYC around December 22nd and arriving back after the New Year. [more inside]
posted by Hwaet at 10:40 AM PST - 7 comments

Transform a marketing person into a product person in 12 easy steps. First admit you have a problem...

Help me be the best product development person ever! (Or, what don't I know about product development that should scare me?) Books, research, advice, online courses, whatever! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:37 AM PST - 2 comments

Frequently dropping wireless

My wireless connection keeps dropping every few minutes. Eee PC, Windows XP, roommate's Macbook does not have this problem. [more inside]
posted by moonroof at 10:30 AM PST - 6 comments

how to find temporary or contract work??

So I started writing online content, how can I get more of this type of work, or other marginally interesting ways to make money while unemployed? [more inside]
posted by dahliachewswell at 10:17 AM PST - 7 comments

My manic mother is destroying our family.

My bipolar mother is manic. Can this family be saved? [more inside]
posted by MuChao at 10:15 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me understand El Duende.

Latin American people and/or people who have studied Latin American lore/mythology and/or art: I need to know all about the phrase "El duende", or "duende". [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 10:07 AM PST - 11 comments

I must, I must, I must decrease my gut.

I would like suggestions for a long term plan of diet and exercise to help me lose a significant amount of weight while keeping my spirits up for the long haul. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 AM PST - 17 comments

Recommendations for dental tourism?

Recommendations for medical tourism (dental implants) in Costa Rica, Mexico or elsewhere? [more inside]
posted by wretched_rhapsody at 10:00 AM PST - 5 comments

Bosses of Bosses meeting with Bosses of Bosses

I remember hearing an anecdote about the number of bugs a complex piece of software has (Windows Vista in this case?) can be correlated with the number of steps of communication between developers working on the project. [more inside]
posted by parallax7d at 9:31 AM PST - 7 comments

What do women who are losing their hair use on the back of the scalp?

I am a woman 30 yr old woman experiencing spotty hair loss around my scalp, in the front and a lot of thinning at the back. Minoxidil 3% is working great for my front, but what should i use for the back? [more inside]
posted by JJkiss at 9:07 AM PST - 4 comments

I want to do this the easy way but I don't know how.

How do I efficiently pull this data from an Access 2003 database. [more inside]
posted by VTX at 8:55 AM PST - 6 comments

How do I get my coworker to stop barging in on my and everyone else's conversations?

A coworker keeps intruding on everyone's conversations. How do I get them to stop? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 14 comments

Keeping the weight off

I'm obese and recently went on a new medication that's causing me massive weight loss. I can't handle the other side effects, so I'm unfortunately going to have to switch eventually. I'm looking for tips on how to maintain my lower weight once I'm off the drug, and hopefully lose some more. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 14 comments

Word won't type my square brackets and more!

Microsoft Word 2010 doesn't seem to recognize some of my keyboard inputs. Maybe due to the language my keyboard is set. Can't figure how to customize or otherwise tell it that a [set keyboard shortcut] is already equated to a [set character]. [more inside]
posted by CelebrenIthil at 7:43 AM PST - 5 comments

Got baby, got DSLR. Now what?

I'm a newbie to the world of photography, although it's something I've wanted to learn for awhile. Now that I have my first baby, it seems like a good time to get on the stick and try to figure out what I'm doing. I'm not sure where to start. [more inside]
posted by CrazyGabby at 7:27 AM PST - 19 comments

Why the +1 for Sansa Clip+?

Why is the Sansa Clip+ the pinnacle of MP3 player design and sound quality? [more inside]
posted by mcstayinskool at 7:13 AM PST - 25 comments

It makes an attractive 911-only phone, at least.

I have an original iPhone. I have no SIM card. I updated the firmware to 3.1.3 and now it won't do anything without a SIM card. How do I get this thing to work? [more inside]
posted by mkb at 7:02 AM PST - 8 comments

What's that game where you draw spaceships and flick your pencil toward your enemy spaceships to draw a line and make them explode?

Looking for simple games to play while waiting for food or subways. [more inside]
posted by DaveZ at 6:49 AM PST - 15 comments

How to Popup Song Titles and Artists While Streaming?

Website for Discovering New Music that Features a Pop-Up/Pop-Down Display? [more inside]
posted by franklen at 6:46 AM PST - 4 comments

How many grad students does it take to change a lightbulb?

School me on light bulbs! My lamp and overhead light bulbs just died, and I'd like to use the opportunity to rethink the type I'm using. I'm totally ignorant in this area, so I'll give as many details as possible, inside the fold.... [more inside]
posted by UniversityNomad at 5:01 AM PST - 10 comments

Moroccan Cooking Book Recommendations?

I'm interested in exploring Moroccan cooking, and I understand that Paula Wolfert is the go-to author. Any recommendations of particular books? Any other sources you'd suggest? Thanks!
posted by Judd Danby at 3:13 AM PST - 13 comments

My Little Little Camera

Can I have your recommendations on a digital camera for a 3 year old? [more inside]
posted by Spumante at 2:38 AM PST - 19 comments

October 24

These I crave, you have the answer!

Long Island Filter: I'm looking for the names of 3 food joints - An Italian restaurant just before the Northern State Pkwy on Willis Avenue back in the 80's, The name of the bagel place that was just next door on Willis Ave, and the bakery in the strip mall at the corner of Hillside Ave and Herricks Rd. [more inside]
posted by SockyMcSockyPants at 11:36 PM PST - 7 comments

Beyond Thievery Corporation?

My musical odyssey continues. Deep into Thievery Corporation currently. Who else would I like? [more inside]
posted by Muirwylde at 11:31 PM PST - 37 comments

Easiest way to pull contacts off of a Blackberry Bold and onto an iPhone 4S?

Easiest way to pull contacts off of a Blackberry Bold and onto an iPhone 4S? [more inside]
posted by wooh at 9:52 PM PST - 3 comments

Can I see the Northern Lights?

Can I see the Aurora Borealis tonight in New England? [more inside]
posted by Snarl Furillo at 8:51 PM PST - 6 comments

What websites give practical explanations of moog terminology and usage?

Looking for the best websites and books that explain the theory and practice of synthesizer use, particularly the use of a Moog. [more inside]
posted by winna at 8:22 PM PST - 4 comments

Highway crossing frog, where are you?

What relatively current console games contain a port of the original arcade frogger? [more inside]
posted by ulotrichous at 8:19 PM PST - 3 comments

What should I tell my new counsellor?

I'm considering therapy for the first time. How to clearly express what I want to work through there, and what to expect? Snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:55 PM PST - 7 comments

Is my ISP throttling my connection?

I'm in need of advice to determine why I never get close to the download speeds I'm paying for. [more inside]
posted by medarby at 7:50 PM PST - 14 comments

How to learn to kick/punt for HS football?

How can i learn to kick/punt a football to start next year? [more inside]
posted by Banananoah at 7:47 PM PST - 6 comments

Proustian Book

I remember a Young Adult Chapter book that I am trying to remember the name of. The premise of the book was that you could achieve perfection by wearing a pickle around your neck, because nothing would be as embarrassing as that so you could do anything. There was a pamphlet that suggested that a boy do this but the pamphlet stressed that you couldn't read ahead in the pamphlet. Anyone?
posted by Infernarl at 7:36 PM PST - 8 comments

Acoustic gtr store near Boston

What's the cool new/used acoustic guitar store you'd recommend to a friend in the Boston area, bonus points for being near Rockport, Mass. [more inside]
posted by lothar at 7:31 PM PST - 4 comments

Embarrassing underarm problem.

I have a problem: persistent underarm fungus. Help me be fungus-free! [more inside]
posted by sucre at 7:14 PM PST - 25 comments

I mean I sure wouldn't want to know how often THEY get it on.

As an adult, how honest should one be with parents? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:13 PM PST - 41 comments

Help me find this puzzle ball game!

Help me find this online flash puzzle game from a few years ago! [more inside]
posted by mikeweeney at 5:30 PM PST - 4 comments

Looking for the perfect psychiatrist

Looking for the perfect psychiatrist in NYC [more inside]
posted by bunderful at 5:29 PM PST - 4 comments

How much is too much to spend on a dog's health?

Our dog is ailing -- how does one determine how much to spend on her treatment(s)? More wrinkles to the situation inside... [more inside]
posted by theplatypus at 5:08 PM PST - 33 comments

Giftable Cookbooks for Beginners?

What's the best wedding-present cookbook? I'm looking for a nice, practical cookbook to give my sister & her fiance as a wedding gift (along with a starter set of quality knives), but I'm a little stumped, because the cookbooks I love are not really their style. [more inside]
posted by rhiannonstone at 5:05 PM PST - 65 comments

How does alternative education work?

If you received an alternative education as a child (Summerhill, Waldorf, Montesorri, whole child, constructivist), what did you like about it? What did you not like? [more inside]
posted by biscuits at 4:24 PM PST - 33 comments

Why did I see faces in my bedsheets?

I experienced something strange while I was pregnant. Can anyone help me find an explanation? [more inside]
posted by gentian at 4:21 PM PST - 22 comments

How do you know if you need or needed sparks?

Help me figure out my own nature when it comes to passion in long term relationships. Yes, it's quite a bit late for me to be asking this. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:14 PM PST - 14 comments

How can I best use ebooks (and ebook readers) to learn German and Spanish?

How can I best use ebooks (and ebook readers) to learn German and Spanish? I live in Canada. [more inside]
posted by Monday, stony Monday at 3:28 PM PST - 8 comments

The joys of walking the streets

I love to walk the streets observing and experiencing. Recent I discovered the French term "flaneur" which loosely translated, means "someone who walks the city in order to experience it". I was wondering if anyone knew of any essays (historical or modern) written about the joys of being a flaneur or a flaneuse? [more inside]
posted by zaebiz at 3:24 PM PST - 37 comments

Houseplant mystery #999

Yet another mystery houseplant... images inside. [more inside]
posted by Currer Belfry at 3:01 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I stop my mattress from reeking?

Removing Beer on Mattress? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:57 PM PST - 5 comments

This is kind of like that time I took a coupon from a chicken...

I won a washing machine and dryer that I can't use, and it's turning into a bit of a nightmare. How on earth can I get rid of it? I live in Washington, DC. Special soap-bubble details inside. [more inside]
posted by schmod at 2:54 PM PST - 25 comments

How do I become a legal guardian in New Jersey?

How do I petition the court to become my little brother's legal guardian in New Jersey? A little background: My mother has a terminal disease, which may also cause her to be mentally incapacitated at some point (thanks in advance for the condolences). My little brother is 15 and lives at home with my mom. My mom has made it clear to myself and people around her that she wants me to become his guardian after she dies. But, I have had little luck figuring out the actual legal process for initiating the process. [more inside]
posted by runcibleshaw at 2:37 PM PST - 17 comments

How is the Vitamin B12 supplement made?

How is the vitamin B12 supplement made? I've tried searching the internet, but the information is nearly nonexistent other than using a buzzword like carbofermentation that doesn't document the creation process of the supplement. [more inside]
posted by DetriusXii at 2:24 PM PST - 13 comments

Right there... oh... OHH... oh :-/

I love sex, foreplay but it takes forever to climax. [more inside]
posted by InterestedInKnowing at 2:16 PM PST - 16 comments

Extraverts + introverts attract

What do extroverts find specifically attractive in introverts, for either romantic relationships and/ or friendships? Anecdotes from extraverts especially welcomed. [more inside]
posted by moiraine at 2:14 PM PST - 29 comments

Blocking Specific Videos on Websites

Is there a way (extension, software) to quickly block certain videos on video websites? [more inside]
posted by BlueAugust at 1:32 PM PST - 3 comments

Need a Fabulous Hotel in San Francisco for a Budget Price

I need a hotel for 2 nights in San Francisco (10/31 & 11/1) next week. I'd like to be in the Fisherman's Wharf or Marina area, but Chinatown/Union Square area is OK if I can't find a hotel in the FW/M area. Ideally I'd like a room for $100 or less. I've checked the main travel sites, but the lists are overwhelming. It'll be 3 ladies, so cleaner, newer is best. I don't mind independent, older hotels as long as they're clean. Any suggestions or recommendations?
posted by TurquoiseZebra at 1:30 PM PST - 20 comments

Enhanced HARP for second home?

Will the enhanced Home Affordable Refinance Program be available for second homes/investment property, or only for primary residences? I've looked on the official website but am not seeing this information.
posted by HotToddy at 1:21 PM PST - 1 comment

Best way to organize a list of tags and their hierarchy in a database of some sort? (More details & examples inside)

Best way to organize a list of tags and their hierarchy in a database of some sort? (More details & examples inside) [more inside]
posted by darkgroove at 1:16 PM PST - 5 comments

Who drew this picture of a teddy bear defending a sleeping child?

Please help me identify the artist of this drawing depicting a teddy bear defending a sleeping child from a nightmarish monster. Bonus points for providing a place where I can purchase a print legitimately.
posted by DWRoelands at 1:07 PM PST - 6 comments

Where can I watch new episodes of AMC's The Walking Dead?

Where can I watch new episodes of AMC's The Walking Dead? [more inside]
posted by DeltaForce at 1:00 PM PST - 10 comments

Should I be screened for BRAC?

What potential drawbacks could there be if I get tested for the BRAC1 or 2 mutation? [more inside]
posted by Kitty Stardust at 12:53 PM PST - 9 comments

What the F is wrong with my camera?

What the F is wrong with my camera?I have a Canon PowerShot SD 1200 Digital Elph. As of today, when I try to transfer pictures from the camera to my laptop (Mac) via USB, the camera has a hissy fit -- it makes a bunch of clicking noises, all the lights flash, and it turns itself off. What is going on, and is there anything I can do to fix it?
posted by sideofwry at 12:22 PM PST - 3 comments

Winter heating confusion

How do I use a programmable thermostat/heater efficiently in the winter? Specifically, how cold should I let it get when no one is home? [more inside]
posted by andrewesque at 12:21 PM PST - 9 comments

Is this bite something to be concerned about?

What is this on my baby's face? A bug bite? Something to worry about? [more inside]
posted by Pater Aletheias at 12:19 PM PST - 18 comments

Is this legal?

Has someone violated my rights? [more inside]
posted by defmute at 12:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Pesto-- more like PestNo!

FixMyFood filter: brilliant idea for creamy pesto gone wrong. help make me unsad! [more inside]
posted by CookieNose at 12:01 PM PST - 14 comments

To Flash or Not to Flash? That is the question.

Simplest way to check for the presence of Flash on a client's web browser, and then redirect depending on the answer? [more inside]
posted by imjustsaying at 11:57 AM PST - 6 comments

What to do in NOLA that isn't a tourist destination?

I am considering taking a trip to NOLA in December... however, in looking at hostel listings, I realized that I do not know what is a good location to book a hostel. This is because I am not familiar with the city and I am not certain where the interesting parts are located. I also do not know much about the transit options available for accessing different places. It seems there are some trolley lines, but again, without knowledge of where I want to go, I don't know if they will be helpful or not. I do not care about hitting up every one of the top-ten tourist sites. To be cliche, I am more interested in experiencing the actual New Orleans rather than the tourist version of the city. Suggestions?
posted by terezaakarenin at 11:20 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I teach my husband to seduce me?

How do i teach my husband how to seduce me? maybe a book or something? NSFWish [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:20 AM PST - 18 comments

Kinky and anonymous?

Getting started in the local kinky / Fetlife community - with a real-life reputation to keep completely disconnected. How to do it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:20 AM PST - 20 comments

TeamCenter's Requirements Module's Integration with Simulink

Can TeamCenter’s requirements module link to blocks within a Simulink model or just to the Simulink models themselves?  If so, how does it work and how easy is it to do?
posted by RandyWalker at 11:12 AM PST - 0 comments

Online for off kilter

I'm looking for online courses related to emergency management. [more inside]
posted by maurreen at 10:57 AM PST - 6 comments

Auto appraisal site?

A while back, I was pointed to a site that helped you price your car for sale. It asked you for make/model, year, miles, condition, and then allowed you to print up a 'certificate' that you could show to potential buyers. Does anyone know what this site was, or do you know of a similar one?
posted by Gilbert at 10:51 AM PST - 8 comments

Fitted case with an 18-135 lens?

Fitted case w/an 18-135 lens? [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 10:40 AM PST - 1 comment

My boyfriend can't be in my life how I would like?

My boyfriend can't express himself much at all, should I be concerned? [more inside]
posted by Chelsaroo650 at 10:13 AM PST - 30 comments

Is that cheese in your bra or are you just happy....?

Anybody been to the biennial international cheese festival in Bra, Italy? (Or touristed near Bra?) Italian Piedmont. [more inside]
posted by amanda at 10:06 AM PST - 4 comments

I want (to be) SURE!

Where can i find the UK (unilever) brand of Sure deodorant/antiperspirant spray/rollon to buy in the US that doesn't cost an arm and a leg and my firstborn child? [more inside]
posted by ramix at 10:04 AM PST - 5 comments

Why is there a price posted for the "Skyfari" cable car at the San Diego Zoo?

Why is there a price posted for the "Skyfari" cable car at the San Diego Zoo? [more inside]
posted by madcaptenor at 9:27 AM PST - 10 comments

Educational consultants in NYC?

Can you recommend an educational consultant in New York? [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 9:18 AM PST - 3 comments

How much spinach juice is tooo much?

Lately I have been juicing. My favorite thing to juice is spinach but recently I have been gathering that too much spinach is not a good thing. Something about goitrogens and oxalic acids. I would like to know how much is too much. Hive?
posted by citybuddha at 8:56 AM PST - 9 comments

Is this "blessing" offensive and racist?

Is my in-laws' blessing as offensive as I think it is? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:42 AM PST - 62 comments

Sad Kitty Guts

Sick kitty question, bowel obstruction edition (line is busy at the vet's). Details within. [more inside]
posted by hermitosis at 8:33 AM PST - 16 comments

All I want is Instanote.

Working on an iPhone, is there an easy way to clip a small excerpt from an article in Instapaper and send it to Evernote without leaving the Instapaper app? [more inside]
posted by scarylarry at 7:59 AM PST - 5 comments

Gay Girl in Amsterdam for 2 Days: Where to stay and what to do???

Where should I stay in Amsterdam and what should I check out? I'm going to Amsterdam for two days and two nights the first week of January. I am a 26 year old single lesbian who is very interested in checking out the local hotspots for gay women and also visiting some art galleries. I would like to see some unusual art installations and/or performance art while I am there. Thank you! : ) [more inside]
posted by thatgirl1985 at 7:53 AM PST - 6 comments

Is there a website like Metafilter for the arts?

Is there a website like Metafilter for the arts? [more inside]
posted by beshtya at 7:50 AM PST - 4 comments

Finding a place to live in Toronto without a professional career

I am not a student or a working professional, but I need an affordable place to live in Toronto. How do I sell my story to potential landlords? [more inside]
posted by TimTypeZed at 7:46 AM PST - 11 comments

Buffalo eggplant compatibility!

I have eggplant, bison, and potatoes. Tonight, I want them to join forces to create something delicious. What? [more inside]
posted by aaanastasia at 7:21 AM PST - 11 comments

How do I land a job in the Bay Area - when I'm currently overseas? Or should I move first?

How do I land a job in the Bay Area when I'm currently living overseas? Or should I throw caution to the wind and move there first? [more inside]
posted by The Shiny Thing at 6:54 AM PST - 4 comments

How to quit shortly after starting?

I’ve been at my job about three months, and while my performance is great and my colleagues and I get along well, I just don’t click with the overall culture. An offer has come my way from another company, and I’m thinking about switching jobs. Quitting any job is hard enough; how do I have this conversation with my boss without feeling (or making him feel) like my resignation is screwing over him and the organization after they’ve invested in me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:40 AM PST - 11 comments

Need help with managing a memorial page on a Wordpress site.

I run a Worpress site, hosted by Dreamhost. We are about to make a memorial announcement. This will drive a lot of traffic to the site, including hundreds of comments and potentially thousands of hits. I am the only one who runs the site and I need to be prepared. What do I need to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:40 AM PST - 7 comments

Headphones in a theatre?!

What was this person doing wearing old headphones and making hand signals in a theatre during a musical? [more inside]
posted by AmandaA at 6:37 AM PST - 19 comments

What is this smudge on my iPad?

I have a weird smudgie mark on my iPad screen. It's not the yellow spot issue or the light bleeding issue. What is it? [more inside]
posted by Biblio at 5:42 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I add plausible drums to my recordings?

How do I add plausible drums to my recordings? [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 5:18 AM PST - 21 comments

How does Sheryl Crow play 'Chances Are' on guitar - non-standard tuning?

How does Sheryl Crow play 'Chances Are' on guitar - non-standard tuning? [more inside]
posted by Blackwatch at 3:23 AM PST - 3 comments

How to Keep a Non-Custodial Parent out of the Financial Aid Process Legally?

One of my 3 kids is applying for early decision to college and I have a financial aid question about having her non-custodial dad be part of the process. [more inside]
posted by kinetic at 3:13 AM PST - 8 comments

Firewire to USB

While reading the iPod anniversary post, I remembered that I had a 2nd-gen iPod tucked away. It only has a Firewire port. My Macbook is long retired. If I buy a Firewire to USB adapter, will I be able to use the iPod as a hard disk? (And get the music files off it?) Will it charge the iPod? What is the best adapter (or brand) to buy? [more inside]
posted by chavenet at 2:33 AM PST - 9 comments

Trying to find a "unique-gift-a-month" website/club

I'm looking for a UK site that I saw a while back and daftly appear not to have noted down the name. Basically, it was a gift of the month club: you bought someone a subscription, and each month it sent them something. The gifts were quirky and pretty cool; they tended to be things like one-off runs of prints etc. I can't remember the price; in my mind it was about £20 a month, but could be more than that.
posted by Hartster at 2:02 AM PST - 8 comments

The Friendship Dating Pool

Am I some form of abnormal for thinking about my friend this way? [more inside]
posted by Heretical at 1:56 AM PST - 44 comments

Spooky poems for reading out

What are your favourite spooky poems, that are two to three minutes long when read out, for an audience of adults? [more inside]
posted by siskin at 12:37 AM PST - 17 comments

Must Love Dogs?

How do I either learn to love animals or make my dislike of them a non-issue? Last month on AskMe, somebody asked how to filter out creeps on OkCupid. I realized that I displayed some of the creepy behaviors, but most of them (insecurity, neediness, etc) are things I'm aware of and actively, consciously dealing with. However, one line that came up was a dislike of dogs and domestic animals. I've never liked animals. I never had pets growing up, so I don't know how to deal with them. I cross the street when I see a dog coming, and even my friends' cats will scratch and attack me. I'm certainly not as vehement about it in real life as I am on MeFi, but anyone who knows me for any length of time will realize that I dislike animals. This, combined with my other issues, will probably be a serious problem. How do I mitigate or change my dislike and fear of animals? Or make it a non-issue? I live in an apartment, so buying a dog would not work.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:19 AM PST - 83 comments

October 23

Best Toyota mechanic in Seattle?

Answer me these questions three: Do you live in Seattle, do you have a Toyota and do you have a mechanic that you absolutely love? Hook a brother up then! [more inside]
posted by friendlyjuan at 11:06 PM PST - 5 comments

How can I obtain a copy of the script for the play "Shulamith" by Abraham Goldfaden?

My father has expressed interest in obtaining the script for the play "Shulamith" by Abraham Goldfaden. I have scoured the interwebs, to no avail. I am willing to pay for it. I just need the text, nothing fancy.
posted by ovesh at 10:59 PM PST - 2 comments

Who made the techno-dance song with lyrics "be my b***"?

Who made the techno-dance song with lyrics, and song title: "my b***"? [more inside]
posted by crawltopslow at 10:48 PM PST - 8 comments

Haircut questions on the green: 2. Useful questions on the green: 0.

Maintaining a haircut by myself with clippers? [more inside]
posted by zennish at 10:39 PM PST - 7 comments

What's your best idea for a "____ hunter" costume?

I'd like to be a "______ hunter" for Halloween this year. Help me fill in the blank! [more inside]
posted by vorfeed at 10:36 PM PST - 32 comments

How much should I reimburse an employee for driving?

At what rate should I compensate a casual employee who will be occasionally driving to my office? [more inside]
posted by arnicae at 9:14 PM PST - 11 comments

When do you give up pursuing a degree?

When do you give up pursuing a degree? I have been attending art college since 2003 and I'm at the point of questioning my desire to get a BFA (special snowflake details inside) [more inside]
posted by Calzephyr at 8:38 PM PST - 27 comments

Get out the vehicle, hippy!

How can I outfit my car with an automatic recording device to protect myself and my passengers from crime and civil rights violations? [more inside]
posted by ambulocetus at 8:32 PM PST - 9 comments

I need shoes.

I'm in need of a new pair of shoes. I'm looking for basic sneaker recommendations but with the caveat that I am really hard on my footwear and I'm looking for something that will last. [more inside]
posted by selenized at 8:19 PM PST - 18 comments

Where to find foreign-language baby name books?

Need recommendations for foreign-language baby name books. [more inside]
posted by skilar at 8:17 PM PST - 6 comments

probably too chilly for a hayride

Fun, romantic autumnal activities for this Thursday or Friday night in Chicago and surrounding area? [more inside]
posted by HeroZero at 7:59 PM PST - 2 comments

Does this seem like it might work out?

I need some advice about my first relationship. [more inside]
posted by lali at 7:59 PM PST - 17 comments

It's hard to justify a 14-hour round trip drive for lunch.

Where can I get a Philadelphia-style vegetarian hoagie in Toronto? [more inside]
posted by 256 at 7:48 PM PST - 1 comment

SELECT careerhelp FROM much better informer mefites.

It is time to refine my career. Help me become an excellent database administrator. [more inside]
posted by munchingzombie at 7:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Can anyone provide resources for learning to be in a healthy long-term relationship?

Can anyone provide resources for learning to be in a healthy long-term relationship? [more inside]
posted by just.good.enough at 7:33 PM PST - 9 comments

So little to go on

I have the vaguest of memories of a TV movie I may have seen around the mid-80s, possibly on public television. Could have been British, or at least set in the UK. It was somewhat creepy, at least it was to young me at the time. It was about a family wherein one of the boys had magic powers. My only real memory is a shot of this boy putting his hands into a kitchen counter as if the kitchen counter were soft clay or a portal to another dimension, drawing some material out of it, and making a little sculpture of an animal (lion?) Young me found that special effect surprisingly unnerving. I thought it might be a WonderWorks production but none of the titles seem to match. Ring any bells for anyone?
posted by doift at 7:20 PM PST - 3 comments

Looking for nice T-Shirts

I'm trying to find some nice, solid color, everyday wear t-shirts in both short and long sleeve varieties. [more inside]
posted by Jacob G at 6:57 PM PST - 13 comments

Can I get out set in grease stains?

Hope me, laundry wizards! Is there any way to get out grease stains on a shirt after it's been dried? [more inside]
posted by calistasm at 6:44 PM PST - 24 comments

Entrepreneurship class: We're creating a GPS company, how do we get licensing?

Obtain a commercial license to use GPS? [more inside]
posted by snow_mac at 6:27 PM PST - 7 comments

No Adderall in NYC

I have a prescription for Adderall (brand) 10mg tablets and I can not find a pharmacy in NYC or its suburbs that has it in stock. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by You Get A Favorite For Being A Snowflake at 6:25 PM PST - 19 comments

Thank you

How to properly thank a superior? [more inside]
posted by gocubbies at 6:11 PM PST - 7 comments

Could I have acquired rabies from this squirrel?

Is it possible that I could become the first ever documented case of squirrel-to-human rabies transmission? Yesterday at about 11AM Eastern time I was bitten in both thumbs by a half-paralyzed squirrel. [more inside]
posted by r0w at 6:05 PM PST - 39 comments

how do i sharpen scissors?

can you recommend an idiot-proof scissor sharpener? [more inside]
posted by sockpuppet plots an escape at 5:59 PM PST - 8 comments

Is this good exertion or bad exertion - heart rate question

How much I should be concerned about high heart rates while running? Question about exercise and heart rates. [more inside]
posted by jessamyn at 5:49 PM PST - 31 comments

Good plans shape good decisions. That's why good planning helps to make elusive dreams come true.

I would like for you to plan my day tomorrow. I need direction on how to be a bit (a lot) more healthy. I've noticed that I can be successful in goalkeeping by accomplishing things in manageable chunks. [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 5:37 PM PST - 13 comments

Not a Vitae

Should a nurse with years of experience but no advanced degree keep her resume to one page or is it ever appropriate to spread out into two? [more inside]
posted by R2WeTwo at 5:17 PM PST - 11 comments

Should I replace my UPS?

How important is it to get a UPS for my computer? Mine recently died, and I'm wondering if I should replace it. My computer is a Windows 7 desktop, if that matters. [more inside]
posted by marble at 5:15 PM PST - 7 comments

Who wrote Blue in Green?

Did Bill Evans write Blue in Green, or did Miles Davis, or did they both? [more inside]
posted by liminalrampaste at 5:13 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I use my remaining WIC benefits after I got a new job, before my next certification?

Lost my job (boo!). Got WIC checks for my small children (thanks, America!). Got a new job starting shortly (yay!) What happens with the rest of the WIC checks? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:00 PM PST - 11 comments

History of Mental Institutions

I'm looking for a book about the de-institutionalization of mental hospitals in the US. [more inside]
posted by kittensofthenight at 4:58 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me find a new pair of the best nail scissors ever.

I lost the best nail scissors ever. Problem: I don't remember exactly where they came from, standard drug store replacements suck. [more inside]
posted by anaelith at 3:59 PM PST - 5 comments

How to stop my life's blooper reel constantly playing in my head?

[Depression/medication filter] Recommendations for constant negative thoughts about myself? Unfortunately medication/treatment-resistant so far. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:00 PM PST - 14 comments

To Second Opinion or Not, what is the etiquitte?

What is the etiquette for getting a second opinion? I like my primary care physician, but am feeling on one issue that she may not be doing all that she can. But it could also be me. . . [more inside]
posted by [insert clever name here] at 2:57 PM PST - 15 comments

Best route, Cheyenne -> Dubois?

Road trip planning for the western US - which of the following is more scenic/interesting? Cheyenne -> Rawlings (Via I-80) -> Dubois OR Cheyenne -> Casper (via I-25) -> Dubois [more inside]
posted by xiw at 2:50 PM PST - 8 comments

Need another pair of eyes on this beholder

How I do go about helping play test an indie pen and paper rpg? [more inside]
posted by 0bs01337 at 2:47 PM PST - 4 comments

Nasty! Nasty seals.

How can I clean or replace my shower door seals? [more inside]
posted by huckit at 2:44 PM PST - 4 comments

email always, phone call, almost zero

Help me analyze this: why am I strongly prefer email than phone call to communicate with my friends. Am I selfish, hypocritical? [more inside]
posted by akomom at 2:29 PM PST - 25 comments

No kitty in my new apartment!?!?

Landlord says a fellow tenant's allergies mean no kitty for me. Is there anything I can do? [more inside]
posted by good day merlock at 2:28 PM PST - 30 comments

Why won't my PC burn disks?

My PC (lenovo something, bought this year) has a problem reading CDs. I'll put in a disc to burn something and the burning program (iTunes or CDBurnerXP) will say it doesn't recognize the disk or it's not writeable or it's not blank. They're all blank. I try multiple ones from the batch. They're not sketchy disks, they're Sony Supremas 700 CDs. I've tried other brands, same result. Is this a hardware problem and how do troubleshoot/fix it?
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 2:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Am I pregnant? I sure hope so!

Hopeful pregnancy filter: please help me figure out what's going on with my body. [more inside]
posted by ThaBombShelterSmith at 2:19 PM PST - 29 comments

200mg of caffeine and me.

Help me understand the role caffeine might play in moderate to severe anxiety, intrusive thoughts (that I'm in danger) and occasional panic attacks. I'm perplexed by elimination of what I consider to be relatively low caffeine intake. Interested in others' experiences. [more inside]
posted by punkfloyd at 2:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Remedy my teenage angst

I realized I'm a turd recently. How do I stop being such a self-involved, small-minded teenage asshole? Techniques, media, a stern talking to--I'd appreciate anything that might give me some perspective. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:10 PM PST - 32 comments

I can't pay my credit card bill with a wire transfer. And I just found the hidden charges...

I may be a little naïve, but in my perspective, my credit union seem to have been hiding charges from me for MONTHS, all when trying to pay of a credit card, which also hasn't happened. I want to go to my bank and ask for the amount from these charges back. How to do that, successfully? [more inside]
posted by alex_skazat at 2:09 PM PST - 15 comments

My boss hates me.

So, my new manager doesn't like me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:09 PM PST - 8 comments

3 Cars+ 3 States = Total Confusion

Long and complicated question about car registration involving three cars and three states, where one of the cars is used by our son who might not be a resident of any of the three states - I'm really not sure [more inside]
posted by 543DoublePlay at 2:06 PM PST - 7 comments

Sources for figuring out what's on in London

Londoners, I want to know about events listings websites, promoter and venue Facebook pages, curated blogs, web forums, and whatever else is out there to find out what's going on in this town in music/arts/culture in general. [more inside]
posted by PercussivePaul at 1:56 PM PST - 8 comments

Is teaching ESL abroad worth the ESL?

Looking for input from anyone with teaching abroad experience and (ideally) an interest in teaching English lit on their experiences with the differences. Mainly concerned with the perceived difference in general teaching environment between teaching adults in language schools abroad vs. teenagers in regular schools. Given that you're interested in literature and writing rather than the nuts-and-bolts of grammar and speech, is it possible to be happy teaching abroad as a recent college grad with only tutoring experience? [more inside]
posted by reenka at 1:29 PM PST - 13 comments

compromised site loses favorite recipe

How to get a favorite recipe for rajma chaval from Tiffin Tales? My favorite recipe for a red bean curry is now showing up as "this site may harm your computer" in google and is no longer in the google cache. The admin and blog author emails now bounce. Wayback machine does not archive it. No blog-scraping site has copied it. Other recipes online seem quite different. Is there anything else I am forgetting? [more inside]
posted by whatzit at 12:53 PM PST - 9 comments

I've been sick forever

I'm sick. I'm not getting better. It is ruining my life and relationships. [more inside]
posted by windbox at 12:52 PM PST - 36 comments

father in law crossing the line

Should my father in law be telling me what to do in regards to buying a house with my wife? [more inside]
posted by ljs30 at 12:41 PM PST - 29 comments

Y NO HEAD DRESS

Quark doesn't wear a Ferengi headdress. Why not?
posted by Brocktoon at 12:30 PM PST - 6 comments

Afforable day trips around chicago, Metra/public transit accessible

Afforable day trips outside of chicago, Metra/public transit accessible [more inside]
posted by faeuboulanger at 12:02 PM PST - 5 comments

When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

Nose hairs, I have em. Help a brother out with some trimming advice. [more inside]
posted by the real deal at 11:51 AM PST - 19 comments

Save my flashgun!

[PhotographyFilter] So I have a DF-293-NIK flashgun with a plastic hotshoe mount. Sadly, it's cracked off on one side. Can it be repaired or do I have to buy a new flashgun? Photo here.
posted by Hollywood Upstairs Medical College at 11:47 AM PST - 1 comment

Visitor or harbinger?

Beetle on my purse. One off or possible infestation to be checked? [more inside]
posted by dame at 11:36 AM PST - 8 comments

What more to do to help air travel with cats?

What more can we do to make the international trip with 2 cats doable (aka not hell for everyone)? [more inside]
posted by kirikara at 11:24 AM PST - 16 comments

Where can I go to get scared for Halloween within a day's drive of Boston?

Where can I go to get scared this week within a day's drive of Boston (and not be surrounded by screaming kids)? [more inside]
posted by msbrauer at 11:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Name that dog, for the nth time.

Help us name our pup! [more inside]
posted by utsutsu at 10:30 AM PST - 63 comments

What do you call super-soft denim?

What is this fabric? Why is it so soft? [more inside]
posted by morganw at 9:48 AM PST - 3 comments

What's this flower called?

What kind of flower is this? [more inside]
posted by Scottie_Bob at 9:20 AM PST - 4 comments

Using new-ish surround speakers with old head unit?

I have a Phillips DVD player/surround system. After making 15 seconds of horrible noise every time you started it up for the last six months, it finally died. How can I hook it up to the old Sony head unit that I had sitting in my basement? [more inside]
posted by notsnot at 9:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Jazz piano 101

First steps at jazz piano - how would you go about it? [more inside]
posted by ruelle at 8:57 AM PST - 10 comments

Heaters in building entrance area - good or bad?

Will installing a heater of some sort in a building entrance area keep condensation from forming on the front door during the winter, or will heat just rise straight to the top of the stairway with no effect on the entranceway? [more inside]
posted by bibbit at 8:40 AM PST - 6 comments

Any advice for our landlord possibly going into foreclosure.

Landlord possibly going into foreclosure...what can we expect? [more inside]
posted by Shark Tail at 8:28 AM PST - 5 comments

High Power LED help.

Electronics help. I'm looking for a good informational/tutorial web site for working with high power LEDs 5 Watts and up. [more inside]
posted by Eekacat at 8:23 AM PST - 11 comments

Mindfulness classes in New York

Recommendation for an affordable mindfulness class in NYC? [more inside]
posted by J-Do at 8:21 AM PST - 4 comments

My belt holds my pants up, but my belt loops hold my belt up...

Shopping filter: I need a belt to match my shoes. [more inside]
posted by erstwhile at 7:49 AM PST - 6 comments

Need some music blogs that post mixes!

What are the best music blogs for finding mixes that I can listen to/download. This girl needs to find some new indie-rock tunes! [more inside]
posted by JannaK at 7:33 AM PST - 13 comments

Teaching Lord of the Flies for the very first time.

How to introduce a post-colonial perspective when teaching Lord of the Flies to high school kids? I want to show that the "savage" behaviour of the boys on the island comes from a British imagining of savagery, not necessarily the absence of civilization. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:10 AM PST - 25 comments

Am I intolerant to alcohol, or just bashful?

Drinking usually makes me blush, but I don't have any other symptoms of the alcohol flush reaction. Does the increased cancer risk apply to me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:10 AM PST - 7 comments

How can I set up a simple audio system at home that plays music from my iPhone and also acts as TV speakers?

How can I set up a simple audio system at home that plays music from my iPhone and also acts as TV speakers? [more inside]
posted by pravit at 6:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Home Networking Setup Advice

Hi I have just moved house and the broadband has been installed. There is only one phoneline which is the other side of the house to where I need the rg45 connections. I can scrabble together something that work, but I was wondering if anyone can give me advice for a better setup. I have: Adsl router Slingplayer Pogoplug 2 x Homeplug playon.tv installed on pc The primary use of the pogoplug is to stream music and films to my PS3 and TV - I currently have that connected to the router in the other room away from the TV/PS3 and the homeplug bringing in the wired connection. Any ideas gratefully received. TC
posted by trashcan at 6:17 AM PST - 4 comments

I'm not waking up when my alarm clock goes off. Help me get alarmed by my alarm again.

I've become immune to my alarm in the morning. Help me train myself to wake up when I have to. [more inside]
posted by nerdfish at 5:02 AM PST - 28 comments

Can you hear me now? Not good.

Strange problem with iPhone while on calls; I sometimes can't be heard by the other party. Not sure if hardware or software. [more inside]
posted by tkolstee at 4:49 AM PST - 12 comments

Keep the gate shut!

How do I operate the hold back function on a gate lock (Lockwood 002 deadlatch with lever)? Someone keeps setting it open on our apartment gate and I want it shut. Can't work out how to do it - if you don't know for this one, maybe how it works for yours so I can try?
posted by AnnaRat at 4:45 AM PST - 2 comments

Don't be scared

Anyone have any tips for speeding up the process of "forgetting" scary things? [more inside]
posted by simplethings at 2:38 AM PST - 14 comments

October 22

Soft Pretzels

Oktoberfest is here. Looking for recommendations for mail order purveyors of 'Philly' and/or 'Bavarian' soft pretzels in the U.S. Which companies/websites do you recommend?
posted by ericb at 10:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Improving signal in a wi-fi jungle?

Is there anything I can do to improve wi-fi connectivity in a small area (three rooms) when dealing with a large number of other signals? I'm in a high-rise apartment building in a city; after letting inSSIDer run for a while, it shows that I'm competing with 125 other access points. My signal is okay in the first room, fair in the second room, and unusable in the third room. I'm using DD-WRT -- are there any settings I can tweak that might help? [more inside]
posted by stopgap at 10:24 PM PST - 14 comments

Play today, s'il vous plait.

Where can I buy digital copies of books without an e-reader? [more inside]
posted by lovedbymarylane at 9:14 PM PST - 9 comments

truck tailgate mods

My question involves truck tailgate fancification. What I'm asking for is are there kits that help you to transform your existing (boring) tailgate that opens by just folding down into one that opens by swinging sideways? Perhaps one that if you had your tailgate sawed in half, both sides would swing open sideways (meaning it opens in the middle, sort of like a set of french doors)? [more inside]
posted by gregg at 8:27 PM PST - 5 comments

This is probably just in my head, but my guilt over my dog's quality of life is bringing me down

I need help getting over some complicated feelings of homesickness and guilt regarding a recent international move. More details within. [more inside]
posted by msali at 7:47 PM PST - 21 comments

A pigeon has been sitting on my balcony for hours. Should I be concerned?

A pigeon has been sitting on my balcony for hours. Should I be concerned? [more inside]
posted by thebots at 7:35 PM PST - 19 comments

CIA/FBI manual on subversion?

A couple years ago I read a CIA or FBI manual about subversion in other countries. I believe it was written in the 1950s, and it focused on "mundane" subversion methods. I don't believe it was "The Official C.I.A. Manual of Trickery and Deception." Does anyone have any ideas what this could be? [more inside]
posted by ellaminnowpea at 5:25 PM PST - 5 comments

Player piano scene in film?

A friend and I are trying to remember a scene from a film or TV show where a character is seen playing a piano, but it turns out the piano is actually a player piano and they weren't actually playing it. Does anyone remember what this scene could be from?
posted by Put the kettle on at 4:49 PM PST - 9 comments

Been bugging me for years

Name that vaguely remembered childhood game: Commodore 64, science fiction graphical adventure. The game, I think, begins with you being able to go down an elevator, and one of the floors is an alien auction house. I also hazily remember a scene in a space ship.
posted by Simon! at 4:33 PM PST - 4 comments

Is the pig still good?

Is it safe to eat question #18734. Vacuum packed pork spare ribs, six days in the fridge. Still good? [more inside]
posted by Mister Fabulous at 3:52 PM PST - 18 comments

The Old Hag?

There is a painting by William Blake depicting a hag/imp like creature sitting on the chest of a naked sleeper. I believe it's meant to be a representation of the experience of sleep paralysis. My google is failing - does anyone know the title of the painting? [more inside]
posted by chmmr at 3:49 PM PST - 9 comments

What are the chords to "Bird Song" by Bert Jansch (simplified for a beginning guitarist)?

What are the chord progressions for "Bird Song" by Bert Jansch? [more inside]
posted by parsley7 at 3:38 PM PST - 6 comments

How can I create my own laminated cheat sheets?

Is there a template or software to help create my own laminated cheat sheets for subjects I use commonly at work? [more inside]
posted by denverco at 3:34 PM PST - 5 comments

What's the proper way to deal with an unpleasant coworker who's older than you and has worked there longer?

What's the best way to handle a situation where you feel a coworker isn't treating you as well as they should? [more inside]
posted by Pericardium at 3:21 PM PST - 23 comments

How do I develop basic adult habits at 27 after all this time living like a teenager?

I am a 27 year old girl and I'm still living like a teenager or college student. I have no adult habits and put absolutely no effort into taking care of myself. I don't understand how I got this way or how other people my age have transformed into real adults. I don't even know what I'm asking.. I guess I need help figuring out how to develop good habits, how to take care of myself, and hear from people that have experienced this same problem. [more inside]
posted by chickibaby at 3:19 PM PST - 48 comments

Come back, interwebs!

Laptop suddenly unable to connect to the internet! [more inside]
posted by so much modern time at 2:49 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me find a replica Eames desk?

Any ideas where I can get a replica Eames Desk Unit for less than $1399? I've had good luck with finding replica mid-century modern furniture, as it just begs to be reproduced (molded plastics, simple materials). For some reason desks are several times harder to come by.
posted by geoff. at 2:27 PM PST - 10 comments

Inducing browser delay through configuration/programming?

How do I delay/slow down web page loading, to make browsing specific sites possible yet annoying/unrewarding for the PC's user? [more inside]
posted by mhuckaba at 2:16 PM PST - 12 comments

What kind of fish is this?

What kind of fish is this? [more inside]
posted by flyingsquirrel at 1:56 PM PST - 5 comments

Eudaimonia is not a 1-dimensional spectrum

How does a generally unintelligent, unmotivated and jaded person transform into one of the "competent elite"? [more inside]
posted by identitymap at 1:31 PM PST - 26 comments

Video showing how Gutenberg-era movable type printing press works?

Purpose: use in a middle school classroom. Ideally, I'd like to find a relatively short video available online that gives a simple explanation of how moveable type works, and shows the mechanics of actually printing with one. I'd also consider buying a DVD, if it's really excellent.
posted by SpiralT at 12:44 PM PST - 7 comments

IE VM RDC LOL

Is there a service that lets me RDC to computers running various versions of IE so I can test websites? I need to debug JS and CSS which is more than a browserlab/browsershots screenshot can provide. [more inside]
posted by michaelh at 12:31 PM PST - 6 comments

What to eat and do in Malaysia?

What to eat and do in Malaysia? [more inside]
posted by FunGus at 11:27 AM PST - 20 comments

should i eat this?

Should I eat it? I didn't get sick from it, but my girlfriend did. Also, why would only one person get sick? [more inside]
posted by insectosaurus at 10:42 AM PST - 29 comments

Help me choose software in order to book meetings in a small group with an online calendar.

Help me choose software in order to book meetings in a small group with an online calendar. [more inside]
posted by coraline at 10:33 AM PST - 4 comments

A mix for an aspiring drummer

Help me create a mix-CD for a ten-year-old aspiring drummer. [more inside]
posted by waraw at 10:30 AM PST - 30 comments

What's causing me to get holes in my socks so quickly?

What's causing me to get holes in my socks so quickly? [more inside]
posted by GlassHeart at 10:18 AM PST - 19 comments

How can I fix the XBox 360 "open tray" error?

I have the xbox 360 "open tray" error — the DVD drive spins up, reads the disc, and then pretends there's nothing there (going back to "open tray" instead of playing the disc). I ruled out the laser not seeing the disc. How do I fix it? [more inside]
posted by saizai at 10:17 AM PST - 7 comments

Moving from the US to Germany. How do I transfer my money to my new German bank account?

I am moving from the US to Germany in two weeks. How should I plan transferring (most of) the money in my US checking account to the bank account that I will setup in Germany? More info follows... [more inside]
posted by hellhammer at 10:15 AM PST - 7 comments

Project/activity ideas for expat

I'm living in the capital city of a foreign country whose language I have only just begun to learn. I want some sort of project or activity that I can work on to pass the time and keep me (even superficially) engaged with my surroundings instead of spending all my free time in my room. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:12 AM PST - 12 comments

DIY Solar Collector Mounting

How do I install solar water collector panels on my (garage) roof without paying for fancy roof mounting hardware? [more inside]
posted by milkman at 9:56 AM PST - 10 comments

where to buy blackberry battery in NYC

I am looking to buy a blackberry battery. Is there are store around New York City that sells this kind of battery? I don't want to order online and prefer to pick it up at a store and avoid shipping fees.
posted by metafus at 7:45 AM PST - 4 comments

I must understand this odd ritualistic traditiono and not be a bitch about it

Help me embrace all that is The Rocky Horror Picture Show [more inside]
posted by angrycat at 7:42 AM PST - 36 comments

What is this bizarre email about?

I got an email today straight from the X-files. What does it mean? [more inside]
posted by Ian Scuffling at 7:38 AM PST - 4 comments

Good resources for stylish yet sturdy sweaters?

I'm doing some winter wardrobe shopping and I'd like to upgrade my sweaters - last time I shopped for sweaters was 10 years ago or so. Most of the sweaters I'm seeing at the usual garden-variety shops (LL Bean, Land's End, J. Crew, etc. all seem to have the same boring patterns and drab colors, or aren't functional - e.g. too thin and not ideal for cold climates. I even checked Etsy to see if there were more interesting sweaters there but nothing jumped out at me. Who are the good sweater shops? I'm going to have to learn to knit, aren't I?
posted by matrushka at 7:32 AM PST - 26 comments

YANMD-Filter: DIY Toe Surgery?

I have a paronychia on a middle toe. It's not as horrible as the images Google offers, but it hurts a little and has hung around for a few weeks now. [more inside]
posted by spacewrench at 7:20 AM PST - 15 comments

What can I do with a very tiny home office?

My home office space is about 12 square feet. How can I make best use of the space I've got? [more inside]
posted by Catseye at 6:31 AM PST - 12 comments

How can I set up gmail so that emails from one particular sender go straight to All Mail without ever first appearing in my Inbox?

How can I set up gmail so that emails from one particular sender go straight to All Mail without ever first appearing in my Inbox?
posted by Year of meteors at 4:59 AM PST - 3 comments

Mini Mouses (Mice)

[SmallMouseFilter]My sister has two adopted children, ages 3 and 1.5. The 3-year-old is quite adept with the mouse for their desktop PC, but struggles with the size of said mouse. I've looked around for smaller, kid-sized mice, but all of them are wired. The Google-Fu in this one is weak. Anyone have experience with a "mini" mouse that is also wireless?
posted by kuanes at 4:13 AM PST - 9 comments

How to "dock" my Dell Inspiron 1546 laptop?

I have a Dell Inspiron 1546 laptop. I would like to set up my desk so that I can plug one cord into my laptop and have it work with the following peripherals: 2 monitors, wireless keyboard, wireless mouse, printer, scanner. Is this possible, and if so, what should I buy? Thanks!
posted by Jacqueline at 3:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Apple Juice or Lemonade?

My 5 month old (last gen with the Core2 processor) Mac Mini is being cranky. Did I just get a lemon? [more inside]
posted by kathrynm at 12:17 AM PST - 16 comments

Qatar Travel 101

Visiting Qatar. I need a crash course in everything a visitor needs to know, ideally from someone who's been or lives there. [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 12:16 AM PST - 7 comments

October 21

Poem about a creature dying

Asking for a friend: help identify this poem please! [more inside]
posted by cheesegrater at 11:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Video chat US/China?

What is the best US/China video chat option? [more inside]
posted by skbw at 9:51 PM PST - 9 comments

I've been invited to 10 Downing Street, and don't know what to expect. Can anyone give me guidance on protocol, what to expect.

I've been invited to 10 Downing Street, and don't know what to expect. Can anyone give me guidance on protocol, what to expect. [more inside]
posted by Land Ho at 7:53 PM PST - 9 comments

No bricky bricky, I do hope

A safe way to upgrade my iPhone 3GS from iOS 4.0 to 5 ? [more inside]
posted by armoir from antproof case at 7:36 PM PST - 15 comments

How to make this rack fit my bike?

Any way to mod this rear bike carrier rack to fit onto my v-brake bike? [more inside]
posted by stray at 7:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Am I going to have a seizure?

Can I safely stop using Fentanyl transdermal and hydromorphone "cold turkey"? [more inside]
posted by wafaa at 7:16 PM PST - 19 comments

Help me paint like a pro

Help me paint like a pro! [more inside]
posted by Becko at 6:58 PM PST - 13 comments

ActressNameFilter: Female 1990s b-rated actress, usually plays a minor sexpot villian, red-head, kinda bitchy face?

HiveMind, I need your help in figuring out a name of an actress. All I have is a vague memory of her, but I don't have enough evidence to search properly. Here's some of the gut feelings: 1) Female, in her 20s (at the time) 2) Movies took place in the early 1990s, possibly though 2000 3) I think she's a red-head, but possibly a brunette 4) Usually has a bitchy demeanor, possibly a villian... but a minor villian, like a sidekick 5) Has a large amount of sex appeal 6) Tight facial features, especially around the eyes and cheeks. More poor attempts to describe her after the cut. [more inside]
posted by miasma at 6:35 PM PST - 24 comments

All the clouds turn to words, all the words float in sequence.

O typesetters! Describe the principles of font management. Recommend essential font management software. Explain its best and most crucial features, and why I will find them helpful. [more inside]
posted by Nomyte at 6:34 PM PST - 5 comments

Computer keeps freezing, brand new

Brand new computer is freezing, how do I make it stop? So I just built a new computer myself for the first time, its worked great so far, but it occasionally freezes. Nothing happens it just stops responding and I am forced to do a hard restart. What could be the problem? Could my CPU be overheating, I only ran my computer for a few hours (its happened more than once though with less use). [more inside]
posted by johnx at 5:46 PM PST - 15 comments

How do I easily make a few bulk Twitter lists?

My organization has 193 Twitter accounts we'd like to organize in lists on our flagship account. I want to copy-and-paste in a flat text list of Twitter handles (one on each line) and then click a button to make a list containing all of those accounts. How can I do this?
posted by Hammerikaner at 5:16 PM PST - 3 comments

Help Me Find Grandma's Jewerly Box

Last Second Super-Specific Costume help: I finally hit in an outfit idea that excites me, but it requires a large amount of cheap costume jewelry ( rings, brackets, and necklaces). Where do I find a lot of varied, disposable junk jewelry for not a lot of money without spending hours trolling flea markets and wholesalers? In the NYC area. [more inside]
posted by The Whelk at 5:08 PM PST - 9 comments

Movies for the very young and the very immature

Movies that I can watch with my two-and-a-half year old, that both of us can enjoy? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 4:59 PM PST - 46 comments

How to avoid someone you're attracted to you know isn't good for you?

I am really attracted to someone I know I shouldn't be, when I'm not single and I know he is not the kind of person I should be interested in. We see each other almost every day of the week, and I'm in a new city with not many other friends. How can I find my way out of this feeling? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:58 PM PST - 23 comments

How to best negotiate new schedule after maternity leave?

I'd love to get advice on how to negotiate returning to work 4 days a week instead of 5 following maternity leave. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:57 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me teach my 7-year old to SEE!

Help me teach my 7-year old to SEE! I love my 7-year old son beyond words. He’s creative, cheerful, smart, and loving. However, he truly doesn’t see the world around him. My 4-year old daughter is much more aware of her surroundings. I don’t want to change him, just help him learn how to open his eyes and be more aware of his environment. The fact is, I have been the same way he is for most of my life, and I’ve learned recently that life is not only easier but more fun when you’re aware of your surroundings. I’d rather he not have to wait 30 years to improve. [more inside]
posted by zachawry at 4:36 PM PST - 21 comments

Decipher my Kindle concerns.

I may or may not want a Kindle. Help me decide with your experiences and advice. [more inside]
posted by DoubleLune at 4:26 PM PST - 38 comments

Websites of +5 gardening

Good gardening websites? Looking for organized information and not like, meandering contentless blog posts. [more inside]
posted by Nattie at 3:51 PM PST - 6 comments

As American as apple pie

My friend is becoming a U.S. citizen! Help me find a VEGETARIAN cookbook to give her that reflects U.S. foodways. (Besides Moosewood, which she already owns.)
posted by thinkingwoman at 3:23 PM PST - 22 comments

Paranoid Android!

I think I've bricked my HTC Desire by following the 'official' procedure to upgrade the OS to Android 2.3. Please help me restore it to its original state or do anything else to make it work again. [more inside]
posted by murtagh at 3:23 PM PST - 7 comments

Honey Maid Graham Crackers Aren't Recession Proof- Did they secretly change the recipe?

Did Honey Maid Graham Crackers... change more than the size of there product? [more inside]
posted by matimer at 3:01 PM PST - 13 comments

What? I can't hear you over the sound of the CPU fan!

The target: massive data-sets requiring week-long number crunching. The need: serious desktop processing power with fat memory pipelines. The catch: must be rigged for silent (or near-silent) running. [more inside]
posted by jpolchlopek at 2:54 PM PST - 24 comments

Can you help me reduce pick-hand pain when I play bass guitar?

I've been playing electric bass guitar in bands continuously for about 25 years or so. The last 20 years I've been using a pick exclusively, and for most of that time, while playing, I've suffered bad pain in my picking hand - specifically around the base of my thumb and in between the thumb and index finger. It's kind of like a cramp that comes on about 5 minutes after I start playing, and can in extreme isntances result in me not being able to hold onto the pick. The pain subsides after I stop playing, but it's a serious hinderance to playing well! I'm in a punk band, so lots of speed picking. I've tried hand and arm exercises, stretching, upping my potassium intake (bananas and coconut water), repositioning the bass, and taking Ibuprofin before playing and none of it seems to work reliably. Is this something I am just have to live with?
posted by slackdog at 2:09 PM PST - 15 comments

My kingdom for a cloud solution

Help me cloud-ize my home. [more inside]
posted by iarerach at 2:03 PM PST - 6 comments

Innovative names for innovation

Help brainstorm synonyms for an idea incubator [more inside]
posted by allen.spaulding at 1:35 PM PST - 15 comments

Where is that rain coming from?

Several people I know here in Chicago, including myself, have witnessed very small isolated rain showers. They are usually no more than 6 feet in diameter, clearly not coming from a building, no clouds in the sky. One of saw this happen in a wide open intersection, one in an open quad area and one on a sidewalk. These showers tend to last anywhere from 40 seconds to 2 minutes and seem to be coming from absolutely nowhere. They are clearly unusual enough that people stop, stare, comment and try to locate it's source. Is this a naturally occurring phenomenon? Is there a name for it? Where is that rain coming from?
posted by smich at 1:34 PM PST - 13 comments

Throwing good rent after bad

Our new rental house is turning out to be a ton of work (for us) a money pit (for us and our landlady) and just an all-around major problem. I need advice on when it's worth it to stick it out, and when to cut your losses. [more inside]
posted by arcticwoman at 1:28 PM PST - 19 comments

Seeking special snowflake wedding venue outside of NYC

My Fiancée and I are looking for the perfect venue in a 2-hour radius of New York City (CT, NJ, PA, DE), and cost is definitely a consideration. We're wildly guesstimating we will have 75 people. More inside... [more inside]
posted by SampleSize at 1:21 PM PST - 8 comments

Dutch Oven Needs British Beanz

Where (north of Bellingham, WA) and south of the Canadian border can I buy British or Irish baked beans (Heinz or Bachelors, for example)? My wife likes them.
posted by blue_wardrobe at 1:18 PM PST - 10 comments

Baby Carrier for Dad

Recommendations for baby carriers (like baby bjorn type thing) most likely to be comfortable for a big 'n tall man. [more inside]
posted by HMSSM at 1:17 PM PST - 27 comments

What did we eat?

What was the black or brown or dark red grain we ate with the aperitivo this week in Milan? It was served as a salad, mixed with green peas, some onion and anchovy. And yummy. [more inside]
posted by gijsvs at 1:11 PM PST - 7 comments

Replacing my brother's old camcorder with something slightly less old

Looking for a decent HD-capable video camera to replace my brother's old Sony Handicam [more inside]
posted by Venadium at 12:55 PM PST - 3 comments

Have you successfully beaten a ticket received from a traffic camera?

Have you successfully beaten a ticket received from a traffic camera? [more inside]
posted by wensink at 12:46 PM PST - 16 comments

What recordings can only be watched at TV museums?

What rare, important, especially unusual recordings can I only see at TV museums in the U.S.? [more inside]
posted by stleric at 12:44 PM PST - 9 comments

Drawing small graphics in Windows

What do you use to make quick little drawings in Windows? [more inside]
posted by shothotbot at 12:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Crohn's! Now what?

So it's been definitively confirmed that I have Crohn's disease. What are the best resources for information on the web in terms of "official" sites and blogs by others with the disease? [more inside]
posted by stefnet at 12:27 PM PST - 17 comments

Suggest an awesome romantic place in Bristol, UK for dinner / drinks?

Haven't seen my SO in 6 months. Arriveing in Bristol, UK for the first time in a few days. Want to take her somewhere romantic, awesome and private for dinner / drinks. Suggestions?
posted by servix at 12:23 PM PST - 5 comments

Creepy wind chime guy or good dad?

Help us settle this debate: Is it socially acceptable for me to go up to a neighbor's porch and jingle the wind chime? More evidence inside. [more inside]
posted by escher at 12:23 PM PST - 74 comments

sexzual chemistry

Is it possible to get over some pretty big sexual chemistry if you really frigin love someone? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:16 PM PST - 23 comments

I'm pregnant. Help me stop freaking out?

I just found out I'm pregnant. I'd like suggestions for managing miscarriage fears and my doctor's testing recommendation. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:03 PM PST - 28 comments

I thought I was so clever, but now I'm eating Chrome...

Why did my Google Chrome stop blocking websites? [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 11:50 AM PST - 5 comments

Me and my Jones (fracture), we got a thing going on.....

I've recently become the owner of a stainless steel screw in my fifth metatarsal due to a Jones Fracture. Have you had hardware like this installed and subsequently removed? [more inside]
posted by TomSophieIvy at 11:44 AM PST - 8 comments

All your batteries are belong to us.

Are there ANY aftermarket (non-Nikon) batteries that work with the Nikon D3100? [more inside]
posted by werkzeuger at 11:36 AM PST - 8 comments

Getting to first bass.

I've decided to buy my first upright bass to learn on (a used student bass). What to look for? [more inside]
posted by hanoixan at 11:33 AM PST - 4 comments

Ninjas, hack my phone life!

Cell phone ninjas, hack my phone life! What is the best cell phone and plan for me? [more inside]
posted by enzymatic at 11:24 AM PST - 8 comments

Renting in the Gulfport / Biloxi area

Looking for information about renting in Gulfport / Biloxi area. [more inside]
posted by zarq at 11:15 AM PST - 3 comments

Quick, remind me about... I forget!

I need a reminder/task desktop (mac) AND iphone (iOS 5, but not a 4S) capable application. It will be for work and for play. Help! [more inside]
posted by two lights above the sea at 11:14 AM PST - 10 comments

Durable and cheap netbook?

Best netbook under $200? [more inside]
posted by grak88 at 11:02 AM PST - 22 comments

Do I settle or keep at it?

Please help me decide how to proceed with my life in this post college recession (1.5 years and no full-time job): Do I take this opportunity or continue looking for something more akin to whom I am? I am an ENFP personality and first person to go to college in my family. [more inside]
posted by Wazooga at 10:47 AM PST - 27 comments

"The life so short, the crafts so long to learn"

I have never read Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but I would like to. Please recommend to me your ideas for the best way to approach this. Web, Kindle or iOS friendly methods welcome. [more inside]
posted by Doleful Creature at 10:45 AM PST - 15 comments

Can you source this video of Stew Albert and John Lennon? Yippie!

Please help me track down the source of the footage of John Lennon and Stew Albert that appears at 0:42-0:44 in the MSNBC segment, What is John Lennon's lasting legacy?", which aired on The Daily Rundown on December 9, 2010. [more inside]
posted by jewishbuddha at 10:40 AM PST - 9 comments

Where can I travel this winter?

What is a cheap international trip I can take this winter? [more inside]
posted by grimace636 at 10:33 AM PST - 3 comments

Reserved seat, great. But where /is/ it?

Please help me decide whether the seats I have for a concert at Echo Arena in Liverpool are good enough. [more inside]
posted by Tamanna at 10:25 AM PST - 4 comments

Website dedicated to DVD commentaries?

Which website does a good job of indexing and discussing DVD Director Commentaries? [more inside]
posted by shipbreaker at 10:22 AM PST - 6 comments

Any Ideas for a Relatively Inexpensive Short Vacation from NYC?

I am a single guy in my 20s and I haven't taken any kind of trip or vacation for myself in years. Now I have some extra money and things are starting to slow down (seasonally) at work. The place would have to be close enough to New York that I can return within about 4 or 5 days and not spend a huge amount of time travelling. I would have to be able to get around without a car as I don't drive. I would take the trip in November or December and it will be cold unless it is Florida or something, so it should be a place where there is something interesting culturally. For medical reasons I can't ski. I do like going to art museums, so DC/Boston/Philadelphia are easy and obvious, but this seems a tad boring and maybe there are other good options. I could spend up to $1500 or maybe $2000. Thanks in advance.
posted by knoyers at 10:19 AM PST - 21 comments

Making a VOIP phone wireless

My VOIP phone requires a wired ethernet connection. But after an office redesign, my VOIP phone is now far enough away from the router than an ethernet cable isn't an option. Is there any way to get the VOIP phone (LinksysIP phone SPA 942) connected to my router via wifi? Some way to make it seem like it's on ethernet (like a wireless ethernet adapter or something)?
posted by cg1 at 10:16 AM PST - 7 comments

Protection vs. patent trolls?

How might one structure a company for maximum resilience against patent trolls? [more inside]
posted by aramaic at 10:02 AM PST - 7 comments

Can I get my boobs back???

Is there anything I can do about post-breast-feeding shrinkage? [more inside]
posted by saturn~jupiter at 9:57 AM PST - 20 comments

What are websites that handle the user interface and/or the organization of large amounts of video content well?

What are websites that handle the user interface and/or the organization of large amounts of video content well? [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 9:54 AM PST - 1 comment

My wife's job blows. How can I help?

How do I help my wife cope with a job she hates, and get her to feel positive about finding something else? [more inside]
posted by pdb at 9:50 AM PST - 20 comments

Please stop yelling at me and just fix my heat.

[Posting for a friend] Please help me navigate my current situation as a renter. My Landlord is, at best, stubborn and terribly difficult to put up with, and at worst running some sort of scam. [more inside]
posted by shesaysgo at 9:34 AM PST - 20 comments

A Cigar Gift?

Cigars in Seattle: Where and what kind for around $50? [more inside]
posted by thelastcamel at 9:26 AM PST - 5 comments

I want a pretty graph of traffic!

I needs a replacement for Analog. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by cjorgensen at 9:25 AM PST - 6 comments

What' are your favorite behind the scene stories on film?

What are your favorite "insider" movies? [more inside]
posted by marsha56 at 9:02 AM PST - 49 comments

help me commission a designer

Where are the best places to find an exciting designer to commission a one-off design for a poster? [more inside]
posted by gravelshoes at 8:56 AM PST - 4 comments

List me some very long songs.

Help me find very long songs. Preferably 30 minutes or more. [more inside]
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:55 AM PST - 74 comments

Help us support her through therapy.

Mom's about to start psychotherapy for a condition that has been around for a long time and that we only recently had the nerve to talk to her about. How can we be supportive, what can/should we do to help her through the shock of going to therapy for the first time, and what else can we do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:39 AM PST - 8 comments

What other songs are like Ross' Concert by Jeff Danna (example included)

What other songs are like Ross' Concert by Jeff Danna? Instrumental, preferably acoustic with delight, energy and ideally a similarly blissful build and crescendo? Ideally I'm after pop-song length pieces. I'm not against vocals - the important thing is finding similar moods, expressiveness and complexity.
posted by AbsoluteDestiny at 8:38 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me find eccentric exploring ladies!

Help me find eccentric exploring ladies! [more inside]
posted by orrnyereg at 8:27 AM PST - 19 comments

Gmail Confusion via Blogger

Help me not lose my original gmail account. [more inside]
posted by Elsie at 8:16 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me never forget to buy a staple at the grocery store again!

I need a basic list to refer to every time I'm making a shopping list. I'm not looking for specific brands, but things like "milk, bread, toothpaste". Assume you're an average every day American, what do you buy at the grocery store? [more inside]
posted by royalsong at 8:05 AM PST - 32 comments

What type of contractor do we need?

What kind of contractor(s) would one need for these kinds of projects? [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 7:59 AM PST - 5 comments

A "New Bay" Seasoning?

How can I make an Old Bay-esque spice blend without the paprika? [more inside]
posted by mmascolino at 7:29 AM PST - 9 comments

Hacking a way through Google+ and Skype audio cancellation

Hacking around sound cancellation on Google+ and Skype: Two tier question here about a related problem. Firstly, a way to sidetrack the software audio limits of a Google+ Hangout. Secondly, a way to stop Skype from cancelling out audio from one half of a conversation. [more inside]
posted by 0bvious at 7:16 AM PST - 2 comments

Not another new home!

My parents' new Shih Tzu is going to be staying with us next weekend (us=2 people, 1 dachshund, 2 torties, & 1 betta). Do you have any tips or tricks for reassuring & keeping pets away from home happy? [more inside]
posted by Kronur at 7:08 AM PST - 7 comments

Of food and other demons

Food makes me happy, and as a result I eat a lot of it. Which I really need to change. Help me? Caution: this got long, for which apologies. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 6:31 AM PST - 38 comments

apple proximity power funkiness

Can proximity between two Apple laptops cause sleep/power-down oddities? [more inside]
posted by aloiv2 at 6:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Observed emissions for pre-2000 vehicles by model?

Looking for links to Ford F-150 emissions prior to 2000 model year. Want data for NMOG, PM, CO, NOx, pounds per year smog forming pollution. Not Tier 1 targets but observed emissions. [more inside]
posted by lasitter at 3:34 AM PST - 0 comments

October 20

Top or Bottom, and why?

How should we carve our pumpkin, from the top or from the bottom? [more inside]
posted by BurnChao at 11:04 PM PST - 30 comments

Remote Offline Malware Scan

Remote offline malware scan; What would be the best tool / technique to complete such a scan correctly & completely? [more inside]
posted by Pontifex at 9:43 PM PST - 6 comments

Toxic friends: how to mediate bad experiences with someone you were once close to

An old friend recently stayed and behaved appallingly towards my partner and me. How would you deal with constant criticism/cynicism/mercenary behaviour? As someone recovering from depression, I'm finding it hard to process in a way that allows me to claw some positivity out of the experience. [more inside]
posted by everydayanewday at 8:35 PM PST - 40 comments

Deliberately or otherwise, this person is lying about us

What do you do with a passive-aggressive, anonymous busybody neighbor? [more inside]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 8:22 PM PST - 40 comments

Which muscle's giving me pain?

Which of my muscles is hurting and what can I do about it? [more inside]
posted by desertface at 8:19 PM PST - 8 comments

Bupropion vs Adderall

Should I go back on Bupropion (Wellbutrin), or give Adderall a try? [more inside]
posted by edguardo at 8:10 PM PST - 16 comments

Buying a hot water heater. Is there a good way to choose one?

Buying a hot water heater. Is there a good way to choose one? [more inside]
posted by Mid at 7:52 PM PST - 13 comments

Can you help identify this 19th century English classic novel?

Can you identify this classic English novel? It was probably written in the 1800s. The main character is a youth/young man (along the lines of Great Expectations). His mother is subject to religious fits. The ending is set during the bursting of the South Sea Bubble. [more inside]
posted by storybored at 7:43 PM PST - 8 comments

"I assume" that mefites will know this song.

Songfilter: There was a song that I was listening on the radio a while back that I'd like to listen to again but my google-fu is failing me. The song is a little slow with light female vocals, and one of the lines in the chorus was or sounded like "I assume, I assume, I assume." Does this ring a bell to anyone?
posted by ajackson at 7:40 PM PST - 1 comment

a social network's success hinges on whether it will help get people laid.

Looking for a recent article that mentions how a social network's success hinges on whether it will help get people laid. Might have been from a Facebook co-founder or about Google+, and isn't more than a month old.
posted by furtive at 7:35 PM PST - 4 comments

Please hope me...

Offerer or Offeror? No, seriously, which one do you use? [more inside]
posted by Chairboy at 7:24 PM PST - 16 comments

Sony Blu-ray + universal remote = no joy

Can you help me get my Cox Cable universal remote (M7820) to play nice with my Sony Blu-ray player (BDP-S380 / BX38)? Both Sony and Cox tech support tell me there are no remote codes in existence to program into the Cox remote. That just sounds ludicrous to me...what's up? I know how to program the remote, just need the proper code.
posted by Exchequer at 6:36 PM PST - 8 comments

Adventurous and skill building career aside from the Military?

As a Canadian, is it possible for me to join something like the Army where I can learn and do all kinds of cool stuff (like what you see in all the commercials) without having to do the unpleasant business of killing people and whatnot? [more inside]
posted by dino terror at 6:29 PM PST - 23 comments

What is this thing?

What is this? [more inside]
posted by ericc at 6:26 PM PST - 33 comments

You're so vain, you think this class III malocclusion is about you

I have a severe underbite. I'm leaning toward not treating it but I don't like what I see in the mirror. [more inside]
posted by unannihilated at 5:09 PM PST - 16 comments

iTunes hates fat kids! How can I see the full listing of trailers in itunes on my pc again?

Now that itunes has release the Movie Trailers app, I'm unable to find the full listing of trailers in the itunes store to download for offline viewing to my ipod touch. I like to watch them at work where I don't have wifi access. Any thoughts? [more inside]
posted by Draccy at 4:58 PM PST - 1 comment

Lions/tigers gene pool

What's the genetic diversity situation like with lions and tigers? [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 4:33 PM PST - 5 comments

How to undelete a file

How to undelete a permanently deleted file (Windows edition)? [more inside]
posted by sardonyx at 3:44 PM PST - 14 comments

Looking for a Clan banner/emblem generator.

I'm looking for any and all online image generators/creators that allow a person to create some sort of Clan banner, heraldry, or emblem. [more inside]
posted by Sufi at 3:43 PM PST - 2 comments

What's my name? No, really, what's my name?

I changed my name. Or perhaps I did not. I'm not quite sure any more, and suddenly it matters quite a bit. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Can we find an NYC apartment?

We need to find a new NYC apartment. My husband's working and has good credit, but I'm unemployed and have terrible credit. We also have a cat. How screwed are we? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Permanently single. What can I do?

I'm 34 and I've never had a serious relationship. Help me figure out how to change this. [more inside]
posted by meronym at 3:28 PM PST - 25 comments

Easy-to-use video setup

Questions about setting up a recording/video conferencing setup for my company. Hardware, software, and studio tips needed. [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 3:21 PM PST - 0 comments

Grad school programs like NYU/Tisch Interactive Telecommunications Program

Are there comparable grad programs to NYU's Interactive Telecommunications (ITP) on the west coast? [more inside]
posted by tarthur at 3:21 PM PST - 5 comments

How to stop procratinating on the internet

Help me break my internet addiction and stop procrastinating. [more inside]
posted by raeka at 3:16 PM PST - 22 comments

Bank Error In My Favour?

My first paycheque from a new employer seems just a little bit high. How can I ask payroll to verify my annual salary without seeming like a total bumpkin? [more inside]
posted by custard heart at 3:03 PM PST - 23 comments

Where is Flo when I need her cheery optimism???

I'm in the open enrollment period (also newly married) and am considering switching health insurance -- for the first time ever. I understand the fill-out-the-forms part, but I can't wrap my head around what that means logistically. What's the process? What should I look out for? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 3:03 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me understand sunrise/sunset & moonrise/moonset tables

Please help me understand these sunrise/sunset & moonrise/moonset tables. [more inside]
posted by Tom-B at 2:59 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I sell my bone marrow?

I'd like to sell my bone marrow-- I was wondering if this was possible in my neck of the woods. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:04 PM PST - 9 comments

How to deal with wife's midlife crisis?

As a husband, how do I deal with my wife's midlife crisis? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:04 PM PST - 34 comments

Looking for a non-annoying version of The Nifty Fifty United States

I'm looking for a downloadable non-annoying (preferably sung by an adult) version of The Nifty Fifty United States by Ray Charles (the obscure composer, not the blind superstar). When I was a kid we had a record with a guy with a low voice singing the song. Would love to get that one. Someone else asked this back in 2006, but all those links are quite dead (and they only linked to a kid version by a Canadian named Jaime).
posted by raulgutierrez at 1:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Replacement Talbot's Men's Dress shirts?

Looking for the discontinued Talbot's dress shirts for men. [more inside]
posted by ldthomps at 1:39 PM PST - 1 comment

Can i check 'left luggage' without leaving the secure area of Narita airport?

Next month, i'm travelling to Vietnam (via Tokyo) to be a grubby and lightly-packed backpacker for a few weeks, and then i'm flying to Tokyo to be a confident stylish city tourist for a few days before I go home. My initial theory about how to do this is to pack separate bags and put the "stylish city lady" bag in left luggage in the Tokyo Narita airport during my 2.5 hour stopover on the way to vietnam. Is this possible? Or do you have better ideas? [more inside]
posted by Kololo at 1:35 PM PST - 13 comments

What pieces of clothing/accessories should a (stylish?) man have in his wardrobe (possibly for the winter) that I don't have?

What pieces of clothing/accessories should a stylish man have in his wardrobe (possibly for the winter) that I don't have? [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 1:29 PM PST - 13 comments

Have IANYL and TINLA ever done anything?

Has the standard list of disavowals: IANYL, TINLA, IANAMD, etc, ever actually protected a professional or layperson giving advice online? [more inside]
posted by Crashback at 1:07 PM PST - 10 comments

Sending money to my parents!

How can I send money to my parents in the cheap (and easy?) [more inside]
posted by cobain_angel at 12:59 PM PST - 15 comments

make my glasses look like they're broken

Halloween Costume Filter: DIY broken lens eyeglasses. [more inside]
posted by Lucinda at 12:33 PM PST - 14 comments

Seeking sources for an article on privacy

For an article on culture and privacy, I'm looking for sources to discuss the "new" privacy, specifically as to how the internet and reality-TV culture have changed what constitutes privacy. I'm hitting a wall at Google, and HelpAReporter has not yet helped. Sources and suggestions, dear MeFites? Many thanks.
posted by cyndigo at 12:29 PM PST - 9 comments

What are the ingredients of a awesome perfume kit?

What supplies & book should I get for an adult that wants to get started making their own perfumes? I'm looking to spend around $75 for everything. [more inside]
posted by Brent Parker at 11:42 AM PST - 9 comments

Based on your experience, would you recommend accutane?

I have jumped through all of the necessary hoops and next week I'll be starting my first dose of accutane. But now I've got cold feet. I'd like to hear from people who have been on the drug, or known people who have. [more inside]
posted by pintapicasso at 11:35 AM PST - 54 comments

Is there a tax or legal reason some preschools have mandatory fundraising targets in addition to tuition?

Is there a tax or legal reason some preschools have mandatory fundraising targets in addition to tuition? [more inside]
posted by thehmsbeagle at 11:30 AM PST - 9 comments

How to fix audio/video mismatch between HDTV and speakers?

How can I fix a lag between the HDTV image and the audio coming through the speakers? [more inside]
posted by mark7570 at 11:22 AM PST - 13 comments

Antiques & Collectibles Education Sought

How do I learn about antiques & vintage collectibles? [more inside]
posted by FlamingBore at 10:33 AM PST - 10 comments

Make Me Blink!

Hi! I'm a 1997 Oldsmobile Bravada, and my turn-signals have stopped working! What do you think is wrong with me, and how much will David likely have to spend to get me working again?
posted by davidmsc at 10:22 AM PST - 12 comments

Srssly don't make me eat your brain. Kthx.

A question about zombies. Specifically, Zombie Stories. Extra specifically, Zombie Stories that Don't Suck. [more inside]
posted by TomMelee at 10:22 AM PST - 43 comments

I can't just uninvite her, can I?

How should I handle my mom wanting to promote her most recent Pyramid Scheme at my Wedding? [more inside]
posted by holdkris99 at 10:19 AM PST - 71 comments

And I say no, no, no.

My sister might end up in rehab. What happens there? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:07 AM PST - 20 comments

Do I have scabies? Will I have scabies?

Two of my boyfriend's roommates have scabies. I do not want scabies. I am also extremely anxious about bugs. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:07 AM PST - 14 comments

What's the best recipe for homemade asiago bagels?

Help me find the BEST EVER peanut-free homemade asiago cheese bagel recipe. The closer to that famous chain's bagels, the better. [more inside]
posted by BlueJae at 9:50 AM PST - 7 comments

What is the best dusting tool?

Haven't dusted in three years. What's a good tool or technique to make this fast and easy? I'm looking for an 80% or 90% solution - don't need to get everything. [more inside]
posted by Lady Li at 9:35 AM PST - 26 comments

Where be these boots?

Name That Boot: A dapper friend has fallen in love with these boots. Can you help bring him and the boots together? [more inside]
posted by stuck on an island at 9:11 AM PST - 12 comments

Testing gold with a multimeter

Testing gold using a multimeter [more inside]
posted by jago25_98 at 9:02 AM PST - 4 comments

Excel 2011, does it get better?

Excel 2011 for the Mac, is it any better? [more inside]
posted by bytewrite at 8:45 AM PST - 11 comments

Millionaires by Profession Statistics

What is the breakdown of millionaires by profession? (Statistics with sources). [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 8:35 AM PST - 10 comments

I think my personality is incompatible with motherhood

I'm going to be a mother in about two months. I'm concerned about what kind of mother I'll be. How can I reconcile the fact that my personality type might be at odds with being a great mom? [more inside]
posted by litnerd at 8:27 AM PST - 53 comments

How early is too early to practice the piano?

How early is too early to practice the piano if you live in an apartment? [more inside]
posted by Sandor Clegane at 8:19 AM PST - 34 comments

Good bye, my delicious friends!

OK, I'm desperate and I'm ready to try a low carb diet. What should my shopping list look like? [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 8:11 AM PST - 48 comments

Electronic John Hancock

What's the best way to handle an electronic signature on a website-hosted submission form? [more inside]
posted by fijiwriter at 8:02 AM PST - 2 comments

What is wrong with my car?

My car has started making a grinding noise. A trip to the mechanic is in order, but before I go I'd like to have an idea of what the problem might be. [more inside]
posted by helloknitty at 7:58 AM PST - 16 comments

Can this excel sorting macro be made to work on any selected range?

Inside is a recorded excel macro, designed to sort a specific range of cells on a specific worksheet from smallest to largest, from left to right, using the values in a specific range of cells in a row. Is there a way to edit this macro so that it will do the same sort on any selected group of cells on any worksheet? [more inside]
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 7:42 AM PST - 2 comments

How to figure tax savings on an HSA?

Health Savings Account -- How do I figure the tax savings on an HSA that deducts $300 a month from my pay; yearly total = $3600? The representative selling this plan says the tax savings will be about 30%. That's fantastic if true, but it seems high. What do you think?
posted by partner at 7:40 AM PST - 12 comments

Historic Gold Rush Trails

From "The Call Of The Wild" ..Seven days from the time they pulled into Dawson, they dropped down the steep bank by the Barracks to the Yukon Trail, and pulled for Dyea and Salt Water. I wonder where the Barracks and Salt Water are located. I tried to find them out on a map, but only found the place of Dawson, Dyea, and Yukon Trail. Maybe "Salt Water" means the sea?
posted by mizukko at 7:40 AM PST - 4 comments

Tobacco in my nose?!?!

What is it like to use snuff tobacco? [more inside]
posted by narcotizingdysfunction at 7:31 AM PST - 10 comments

How does celebration work?

What does it mean to celebrate something? [more inside]
posted by LogicalDash at 7:16 AM PST - 23 comments

Rock n Roll Union Jack Quilt needed

Help me find the union jack quilt from Get Him to the Greek. [more inside]
posted by reverend cuttle at 7:10 AM PST - 3 comments

The Case of the Toasted Bookfinderfilter

I'm trying to track down a series of mystery novels to surprise my mother with this Christmas. [more inside]
posted by joelhunt at 7:04 AM PST - 6 comments

Can you make a warped cast-iron skillet perfectly flat again?

Speaking of cast-iron skillets, I have two, and they worked brilliantly on a gas stove. But now that I have a flat-topped glass stove, they work less well because they're not perfectly flat. One is a bit convexly rounded on the outside, so some of it gets hotter than the rest; the other is concave on the outer bottom and sort of mounded on the inner bottom, so that oil pools around the edges, around the mound, if you can picture that. Both pans work great for baking stuff like cornbread, but not so good for steaks or such. So I've got two pans I love but now understand why I could buy them cheap at thrift shops. Question: Is there any way to make the bottoms of these pans perfectly flat again so they'll cook well?
posted by fivesavagepalms at 7:01 AM PST - 8 comments

What's going on with the Federal Reserve?

Why are people mad at the Fed? [more inside]
posted by Mike Mongo at 5:38 AM PST - 41 comments

Animals with extremely long tails

I'm looking for names of cool animals that have extremely long tails. All sorts of animals; the only requirement is that the tail is comically long. [more inside]
posted by ferdinandcc at 5:25 AM PST - 39 comments

Who were we back then?

At the end of December, my wife is due to give birth to our first child. At the end of November I would like to record a series of interviews between me and my wife in order to capture a snapshot of our lives before we fall off the cliff into parenthood. I want to be able to look back at the video in a few decades time and for the answers we gave to transport us back to who we were, how we thought, and how we lived before we had children. What were our fears, hopes, dreams? What questions should we ask each other to reveal the kind of responses I'm hoping for? [more inside]
posted by chill at 4:49 AM PST - 18 comments

How to collecting regular information from co-workers without email?

What is a effective way to collect basic sets of information on a regular basis instead of sending an email to tons of people asking them to reply? [more inside]
posted by djfreex at 4:43 AM PST - 6 comments

Youth Care - what to learn

You're a young person, in your 20s or so, and you've noticed that quite a few of your similarly-aged peers & friends are in desperate need of care due to major mental and emotional health challenges - which are taking a toll on everything else. However, support services for this group are lacking. What could you learn or train in to be able to be a better source of support and care for your peer community? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 4:20 AM PST - 11 comments

Which is safer: University IT or cloud-based contact hosting?

Which hosted system is likely to be more secure: A custom-coded database with a web-based front-end coded by an independent coder for $10k and hosted and maintained by a major university, or a small cloud-based provider with several clients who hosts contact data and whose system is set up to accept credit card payments and store other financial information? [more inside]
posted by QuantumMeruit at 4:10 AM PST - 15 comments

Does long-term mental illness treatment get easier?

If you have a mental illness and found a successful treatment plan, does keeping up with it ever get easier? Staying well has proved more difficult than I imagined it to be. [more inside]
posted by Hey nonny nonny mouse at 1:56 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me identify my new cast iron skillet!

I just picked up a cast iron skillet from a thrift store and need help identifying the manufacturer/year, if possible. [more inside]
posted by punch_the_mayor at 1:31 AM PST - 4 comments

Short-circuiting two ethernet outlets

Why is short-circuiting two ethernet outlets such a big deal? [more inside]
posted by SweetLiesOfBokonon at 12:40 AM PST - 10 comments

October 19

Clown Animated Short From the 90's...what was it?

My Google-fu is failing me. Back in probably the early 90's, there was a Spike & Mike's Animation Festival. One of the animated shorts was this one cartoon about the adventures of a kid with a bunch of clowns, except the clowns all had machine guns. They invade a castle or something and ride up in an elevator, and this quintessential elevator music song plays (for those of you that watch the tv show Castle, that same song (I think) was in the last episode when they were in an elevator, which triggered this memory). Anyway, what was the name of that cartoon?
posted by edjusted at 11:44 PM PST - 5 comments

something to help the yuppie puppies move up that golden ladder...

Help me compile a list of 'ambient' tracks that would serve as appropriate background music for a *hip* corporate shmoozing/networking party. [more inside]
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:41 PM PST - 45 comments

Should I report this security issue to my school?

Is it troublesome to be able to obtain access to the names and e-mail addresses of students, faculty, employees, and alumni of a university? If so, how should I go about reporting it without being misinterpreted or punished? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:29 PM PST - 18 comments

WA State Traffic Ticket

Washington State: I received a traffic ticket in the mail for overtaking a school bus. I did not see any of the flashing lights which the bus would normally display, and which are hard to miss, so I think that they were not on at the time that I passed the bus. I'm therefore thinking of requesting a "Contested Hearing" rather than a "Mitigation Hearing." Is this plan good or bad? [more inside]
posted by K and S at 9:36 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me make a 100-year-old look like a 20-year-old.

I bought this antique Art Nouveau jewelry casket from an Etsy vendor, and I'm thinking I'd like to reline it and restore the finish. I know I can handle making the new lining, but what do I do to restore the finish? Would I basically just paint it using a special kind of paint, or....?
posted by orange swan at 8:07 PM PST - 13 comments

another confused college kid

Help me figure out possible career choices if I want to move away from software development to making use of foreign language skills? [more inside]
posted by movicont at 7:51 PM PST - 10 comments

Can hypomania be OK?

Whenever I miss a lot of sleep I get hypomania. It's, um, kinda awesome. Still, hypomania is supposed to be bad. Should I be worrying about this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:51 PM PST - 23 comments

More like D'oh!-lefin, amirite?

I did a Dumb Thing. Involving an iron. And some carpet. Please help! [more inside]
posted by phunniemee at 7:37 PM PST - 14 comments

Australia!

Help my friends plan a honeymoon in Australia. [more inside]
posted by gerryblog at 7:22 PM PST - 21 comments

Surviving the Ultimate Type-A Job

I need advice on surviving the ultimate type-A job. I've had a job at a small company for 2.5 years now. In my time at the company, I've accomplished a meteoric rise through the company ranks, from a skilled non-management position to an executive level position, supervising nine employees (seven of them international) and several divisions. I've started one division for the company, and I recently was promoted to the director of what we hope will be a multi-million dollar new division. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:16 PM PST - 13 comments

Witty Cross-Stitch Won't Cut It

New Hobby; Need Help. Colorful bead art like the pieces that Mardi Gras Indians wear... how to learn? [more inside]
posted by sestaaak at 6:23 PM PST - 6 comments

What to do with stolen goods?

Posting for a family of a friend, but involves past thefts so posting anonymously out of extreme caution. YANML, YANAL, etc. Adult person with mental health issues developed severe shoplifting habit. Intervention has been held. He HAS NOT been caught by police or stores as far as anyone knows. What should be done with the stolen goods? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:23 PM PST - 13 comments

Alive person marked dead; scam or government mixup?

Should we be worried that Social Security thinks my husband is dead even though he isn't? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Where to get a good amount of legal Halloween music for a pre-school Halloween party?

Where to get a good amount of legal Halloween music for a pre-school Halloween party? [more inside]
posted by bottlebrushtree at 5:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Smaller me! YEAH! Can't afford new clothes! Boo!

I have lost weight, yeah! What do do about my clothes that no longer fit? [more inside]
posted by jennstra at 5:39 PM PST - 14 comments

Can't you just take my word for it?

What kind of bug is this? [more inside]
posted by KathrynT at 5:08 PM PST - 20 comments

LG Cosmos 2 VN 251: Exporting information

I just bought an LG Cosmos 2 VN251 phone, and I want to figure out how to export my texts, call history, etc. off the phone and onto my iMac. I was able to do this with my previous phone, an LG-VX9900, via the bluetooth connection using BitPim—but BitPim doesn't seem to recognize this model, and my text inbox is getting full pretty quickly! [more inside]
posted by not_on_display at 5:06 PM PST - 3 comments

ExcelFilter: Conditional copying between worksheets

ExcelFilter: I'd like to copy the contents of cells from one sheet to another, based on the value of a cell in the first sheet. I'm struggling the proper vocabulary to Google this problem effectively. [more inside]
posted by cramer at 4:58 PM PST - 8 comments

What is the volunteer-to-job path in politics?

Is volunteering for a political campaign a good way to get a political job? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:49 PM PST - 25 comments

Which add-on window management utility should I get for Windows 7?

Which add-on window management utility should I get for Windows 7? [more inside]
posted by Perplexity at 4:47 PM PST - 0 comments

How to pitch a Twitter profile as a sitcom?

How do I pitch my comedy Twitter feed as a TV show? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:09 PM PST - 7 comments

Suggestions for libido-enhancing books, films, etc?

Henry Miller makes my sex life hot, True Blood makes it not. What should I be reading / watching in order to get in the mood? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:08 PM PST - 16 comments

How do we help our toddler to be confident?

How did you instill confidence in your children? How did your parents help you become a confident child and adult? [more inside]
posted by Nickel Pickle at 4:04 PM PST - 37 comments

how to say 'i like you'

Poets and English majors! Hark! I need a love poem for a wedding - deets inside! [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 4:00 PM PST - 5 comments

"Are you well?" in Mishnaic Hebrew

Anyone here have mad Mishnaic Hebrew translation skillz? [more inside]
posted by egeanin at 3:30 PM PST - 9 comments

What font is used on the cover of this book?

FontFilter: What font is used in the title of this cover of Firebirds Rising?
posted by paulus andronicus at 3:29 PM PST - 4 comments

Did people believe their hair would catch on fire if they rode on a train?

There's a story I've long accepted as fact, that when the railroad train (or possibly the automobile) was introduced, some people opposed them in the belief that their hair would catch on fire from air friction if they traveled over a certain speed (maybe 35 miles per hour). A while back, I tried Googling this story to find the source, and was surprised to find I was completely unable to locate any reference to this. Did I just dream this one night and forget that it wasn't true?
posted by El Sabor Asiatico at 3:25 PM PST - 5 comments

I always knew he looked at me a little too long...

Things got a little murky with a close, but taken, friend when we were drunk. How do I deal with this situation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:22 PM PST - 26 comments

My mom's sister, the snow bunny

My mother is holding her annual Christmas party. Due to the presence of an abusive family member, I'd rather not attend. Help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:22 PM PST - 25 comments

Tivo and Video Streaming

Tivo and streaming local video files? [more inside]
posted by Eddie Mars at 2:02 PM PST - 8 comments

Parking near U St. in DC

Best parking solutions in DC. [more inside]
posted by typography at 1:59 PM PST - 21 comments

Late Condolences?

Just found out that the child of a person I worked with (and was friends with through work) died two months ago. Should I contact them, or is it too late? [more inside]
posted by Hactar at 1:39 PM PST - 14 comments

iCloud with families - how does it work?

iCloud with families - how does it work? [more inside]
posted by Argyle at 1:34 PM PST - 5 comments

Google Recipe Markup Tool

A few months ago Google implemented a way to mark up recipes so they are searchable by ingredients and whatnot. I would like to use this on my recipes. Is there an online tool you can type your recipes into and it spits out the marked up recipe? There is one I have seen for Wordpress but I don't use that.
posted by Mr_Zero at 1:33 PM PST - 3 comments

Please help me regain some happiness in my life.

Please help me regain some happiness in my life. [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 1:26 PM PST - 16 comments

Competitive Baking. Totally a thing.

BakeSaleFilter: I am a confident baker, but I'm a total novice at the art of exchanging baked goods for money. I have three bake sales to participate in the next week. What are your crowd-pleasing-est single serving recipes? (I should mention that two of these sales are giving a prize to the person whose goods sell the quickest. MeFi, I really want that 20% off coupon.)
posted by aint broke at 1:26 PM PST - 43 comments

I'd rather whip something else, but you know.

I think I'm about to be heartbroken. Please recommend movies similar to Whip It for me. Possible spoilers inside. [more inside]
posted by stellaluna at 1:20 PM PST - 31 comments

How can I start storing wine when I don't know where I'll live in a decade?

How can I start keeping a wine cellar when I expect to move often? [more inside]
posted by Schismatic at 1:15 PM PST - 14 comments

Laser Printers Without The Power-On Surge?

You know that power surge that happens when you turn on a laser printer and it sucks up as much juice as it can? Are there laser printers that don't do that? I'm replacing a Brother HL-2170W. I need good quality monochrome printing. No scanning, photos, etc. Small and quiet are pluses. Wireless is a must. I'll use it with a MacBook. Every laser printer I've had dims the lights, etc., when it powers up. What should I look for in the specs to identify printers that minimize this? Wattage? Are guides/reviews online that address this issue?
posted by justcorbly at 1:14 PM PST - 15 comments

How to deal with tiredness caused by social interaction?

How do I deal better with the tiredness caused by social interactions? [more inside]
posted by neilb449 at 12:47 PM PST - 30 comments

Further steps into magic realism.

I've read "A Hundred Years of Solitude." Twice. What next? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 12:32 PM PST - 46 comments

I'd like an order of asthma to go

Please give me your tips on combining running with exercise induced asthma. [more inside]
posted by bq at 12:30 PM PST - 15 comments

IPod Confusion

How do I select or delete specific songs from my IPod? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 12:19 PM PST - 8 comments

What makes a good consignment store?

How do you select a good consignment store? [more inside]
posted by Medieval Maven at 11:54 AM PST - 6 comments

Binoculars for a budding birdwatcher

Looking for a good-quality but inexpensive pair of binoculars for a 10-year-old girl. [more inside]
posted by tully_monster at 11:52 AM PST - 6 comments

How to chill out, in a week?

I have a week off, during which I'd like to develop habits that will help me with anxiety and stress, both short and long-term. [more inside]
posted by c'mon sea legs at 11:35 AM PST - 7 comments

Readability for PDFs?

I have to read a lot of academic papers. They are usually formatted into 2 columns per page. This is fine if I print them out, but when I read them on a computer screen, it is difficult/annoying for me to scroll up and down - I lose my place easily (I recognize this may be unusual). Is there software out there that will strip the text from a pdf into one column (and maybe put all the figures at the end or somewhere)? Like the Readability extension for text on the web, but for pdfs. Maybe a plugin for Adobe Acrobat? Linux or Windows, please. Thanks.
posted by bluefly at 11:27 AM PST - 6 comments

What is this houseplant?

As the green thumb of my circle of friends, I have been asked to resuscitate my friend's dying plant. It'd help me if I knew what kind of plant it was.
posted by tumbleweedjack at 11:11 AM PST - 3 comments

AIDS Documentary

I'm looking for the name of an AIDS documentary I saw on PBS sometime in the late nineties. [more inside]
posted by Anders Levant at 11:10 AM PST - 6 comments

How to deal with a dead relatives property

My estranged uncle died and we're trying to figure out how to go about getting into his home and collecting/transferring property. The catch: multiple legal name changes and several aliases. [more inside]
posted by gally99 at 11:09 AM PST - 17 comments

Broken

Would therapy fix me? If so, what kind of therapy? Or are there other recommendations for things that I can/could do? Another "I can't find love post" and I don't know what else I can do, please hope me ask metafilter. [more inside]
posted by Lord of the Sock Puppets at 11:01 AM PST - 8 comments

Researching successful former foster children

Can you name any very successful businesspeople who were once in foster care? [more inside]
posted by chelseagirl at 10:54 AM PST - 14 comments

Is there a dumb phone for me?

I want a simple, dumb cell phone. Calling and texting are essential, number directory is semi-essential, clock + date are okay - everything else I'd rather not have. [more inside]
posted by bubukaba at 10:49 AM PST - 24 comments

Best Place to Purchase Large Modern World Wall Maps?

My wife and I are looking to purchase a very large world map to hand on my wall (most likely a political map showing country boundaries, capital cities, etc.). We also would like to get several smaller maps of countries we've visited over the years. What are your recommendations for the best online map stores (or brick and mortar stores in NYC)? [more inside]
posted by Falconetti at 10:39 AM PST - 10 comments

if one train full of sugar leaves chicago at 3pm...

If I combine two parts white granulated sugar and one part water (by volume), how much 2:1 sugar syrup will I end up with? Alternatively, if I boil down a 1:1 sugar syrup (say 16 cups water and 16 cups sugar), at what final reduced volume will I have achieved a 2:1 solution? [more inside]
posted by peachfuzz at 10:34 AM PST - 8 comments

Point me towards good techno in NYC!

Where can I find good techno this weekend (or any weekend) in New York City? A friend of mine is fond of high-energy techno, akin to "musical caffeine." I'd like to take her to a show she'd enjoy, but I know nothing at all about the genre. Are there any noteworthy events this weekend, or in the near future? Any venues that are reliably good, and where we wouldn't be the only folks in our late twenties? Particular artist names I should keep an eye out for?
posted by Mr. Excellent at 10:23 AM PST - 11 comments

What volume of 14 C water do I need to add to 30 L of 24 C water to have a product of water at 20 C?

What volume of 14 C water do I need to add to 30 L of 24 C water to have a product of water at 20 C? Is there an easy calculation for this sort of thing so that I can do this with different levels of water and/or temperature differences? [more inside]
posted by pwb503 at 10:15 AM PST - 11 comments

What should I do to prepare to be unemployed?

It seems increasingly likely that my company is about to go belly up, probably in the next 2-4 months. What should I be doing to prepare for this eventuality? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:08 AM PST - 12 comments

How do I deal with my boyfriend's secret?

I have accidentally discovered my boyfriend's secret fetish. He is ashamed and upset. I'm terrified of losing him. Please help me navigate this. (Some details NSFW.) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:08 AM PST - 59 comments

What should two New Yorkers do in Charlottesville next weekend?

My husband and I are going to Charlottesville next Friday to Sunday. We're traveling from NYC, and will be doing some light sightseeing in DC before our friends picks us up. What should we do in both cities. We'll have just the morning in DC, and Friday afternoon-Sunday afternoon in Charlottesville. [more inside]
posted by slightly sissy tea hound at 10:06 AM PST - 15 comments

Mother-in-law shower gift ideas

I need gift ideas for my mother in law to recognize her excitment and support for our future child. [more inside]
posted by sulaine at 10:06 AM PST - 15 comments

Where to meet in Chicago?

Looking for suggestions for a convenient (and delicious?) place to meet a friend traveling through Chicago with a small dog. [more inside]
posted by quiet coyote at 10:01 AM PST - 6 comments

How do I deal with all that jazz?

What music should a New Orleans noob go see this weekend? [more inside]
posted by soy_renfield at 9:44 AM PST - 5 comments

How does my computer work?

I'm a proficient mac user, but I think I'd like to know more about how my machine works. Where do I go to learn more? [more inside]
posted by Homo economicus at 9:40 AM PST - 12 comments

We're all out of straw

How do you (mostly) randomly choose one person out of four (or more?) with no props? [more inside]
posted by thewumpusisdead at 9:37 AM PST - 21 comments

I H8 U, YT!

Youtube, why you suck so much? More inside... (Not SLYT) [more inside]
posted by IAmBroom at 9:27 AM PST - 8 comments

What's this fingers-hands-counting type game

Some folks recently showed me (too briefly for me to catch everything) a playground-type game for two players who are each holding out a certain number of fingers on each hand. A player's move is either to swap the numbers showing on his own two hands, or to hit the other player's hand with his own and thereby add to the count on that hand. The rest I'm fuzzy on. Is this familiar? What's it called and where can I find a description of it?
posted by Wolfdog at 9:20 AM PST - 4 comments

Evaluating a professor

I am an advanced PhD student in an engineering discipline. I have been sent a presumably routine email from the department chair asking for comments on my research advisor's interaction with me to be submitted as an email, as a part of a multi-faceted evaluation. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:16 AM PST - 14 comments

Therapy or Party?

Did I just break up with my therapist? Am I being unreasonable? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:16 AM PST - 33 comments

What are the goals of OWS?

Help me understand Occupy Wall Street? [more inside]
posted by xarnop at 9:16 AM PST - 32 comments

Doctors in Toronto's west end.

OK, so I need to see a doctor (in Toronto). [more inside]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:55 AM PST - 4 comments

Career Counselor in DC?

Can anyone recommend a good career counselor in the Washington, DC area? [more inside]
posted by OmieWise at 8:48 AM PST - 2 comments

Should I drop out of engineering?

Should I drop out of Engineering and change my major? I have Really bad transcript. [more inside]
posted by Parh6512 at 8:45 AM PST - 18 comments

I still KNOW the quadratic equation, just not what it means

I have forgotten basically all of math, and I want to learn it again from the ground up. [more inside]
posted by showbiz_liz at 8:37 AM PST - 28 comments

How do you pick a dog who is good with kids and likes the right amount of activity for your family?

What kind of dog should our family consider? Or, how do we pick out a mutt that is right for our family? [more inside]
posted by dpx.mfx at 8:37 AM PST - 17 comments

How do I look up publicly available information about a company?

I need to look up the number of employees, number of computers in use at workstations, what type of operating system is used at the workstations, et cetera of a company for a school project. Specifically, I want to calculate the costs/benefits of switching from the presumably Windows OS a company uses to Ubuntu. [more inside]
posted by bookman117 at 8:30 AM PST - 10 comments

It's Syllabus Time

I'm designing a university course on the grand ol' theme of humanity's place in nature. What are some readings on this topic, from any discipline, that have fascinated/moved/influenced you? [more inside]
posted by Beardman at 8:23 AM PST - 42 comments

Why can't this be more simple?

(Long shot Ipad question): Need assistance if possible to put /find/extract data from an older ipad backup... [more inside]
posted by handbanana at 7:43 AM PST - 6 comments

Texts on social inequality / exclusion suggestions?

Textbooks or readers on social inequality / exclusion - especially with a global perspective? [more inside]
posted by k8t at 7:28 AM PST - 3 comments

Spanish instruction in Central America

Learning Spanish in Mexico or Central American country for one week. [more inside]
posted by allelopath at 6:43 AM PST - 15 comments

Can you help identify my painting?

Trying to identify an on oil on canvas painting that was painted over. Maybe a hidden treasure? Could I email anyone a pic of the painting for ID? Driving me crazy that I don't know name or artisit of the painted-over pic!
posted by merrygoround at 6:29 AM PST - 3 comments

Where to travel in Central America between Christmas and New Years?

My husband and I want to get away during the week between Christmas and New Years. We are looking at places in Central/South America and the Carribean. Where should we go? [more inside]
posted by ejazen at 6:05 AM PST - 7 comments

Help a first time landlord!

I own a rowhome and will be renting it out for the first time ever. I need advice so I am neither a slumlord nor a pushover setting herself up for lawsuits or squatters. I have not been a renter in about a decade so I'm a little stale on the whole process, plus I've never been a landlord before. More inside! [more inside]
posted by 8dot3 at 5:44 AM PST - 18 comments

help this non clinical administrator get a clinical education!

I am currently an Administrative Fellow in a 3 hospital system (graduated with my Masters in Healthcare Administration in May.) What is the best way for me, being non-clinical, to learn clinical "lingo"/get a clinical "education"? [more inside]
posted by knockoutking at 5:27 AM PST - 9 comments

Rental Company Changing Their Mind on Lease Break

Former leasing company just sent a letter threatening to send me to collections. Am I SOL? [more inside]
posted by runnergirl at 5:16 AM PST - 12 comments

How is it possible to write fizzbuzz in 73 bytes of C?

A number of people have posted undisclosed 73-byte C solutions to the fizzbuzz code golf challenge. How on earth are they doing that? [more inside]
posted by flabdablet at 4:57 AM PST - 22 comments

Blogging: talk about yourself, but don't talk about yourself

Are there people who've written blogs about their work and personal lives, and have done it well, and not gotten burned? Any examples? [more inside]
posted by Busoni at 4:50 AM PST - 16 comments

Why did Firefox start losing my login cookies?

Why did Firefox suddenly start losing my login cookies every day? [more inside]
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 4:28 AM PST - 12 comments

Reminders Power Tips

iOS 5 Reminders - Give me your power-user super-tips! [more inside]
posted by roofus at 3:28 AM PST - 9 comments

Chemistry of Copper Etchant Solutions

What copper salt is left behind in this neutralized etchant solution? Also, how can I safely dispose of spent etchant in general? [more inside]
posted by [expletive deleted] at 1:43 AM PST - 3 comments

Anyone familar with Austrian economics?

Resources for Austrian economics? [more inside]
posted by Mutant at 1:26 AM PST - 8 comments

Housecleaning services in Eugene, OR

I am attempting to help a friend research housecleaning services. The problem is, I have never actually hired a maid, and they live in a different state, making any calling for estimates long distance for me. [more inside]
posted by Charybdis at 12:14 AM PST - 5 comments

October 18

won't you please be my neighbor (and not my roommate)?

My elderly neighbor lived in my rented room before I moved in. He still uses the public areas of the house as his own. What are my obligations? Lots of snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by dd42 at 11:05 PM PST - 31 comments

Kitten biting now, help!

Kitten filter: My wife's new kitten (he is 4 months old now) seems to be going through a biting phase. He especially likes biting hands and arms. We try to spray him with water and say "no biting." Will this be enough to train him not to bite, or is there something else we should be doing? Thank you!
posted by Equiprimordial at 10:11 PM PST - 32 comments

Physics with Albegra for the nonlinear thinkers

How do the variables on both sides of physics equations not become redundant (specifically involving adding/subtracting forces and centripetal force and acceleration)? [more inside]
posted by sunnychef88 at 9:15 PM PST - 20 comments

Looking for a nice digital or numeric clock

I'd like to find a classy clock that displays numbers, digital or otherwise, for my grandmother who no longer can read analog clocks. I don't even know what words to use to search for such a clock, to avoid the institutional look of most digital clocks.
posted by filthy light thief at 9:13 PM PST - 14 comments

Kid-friendly accomodation in close proximity to Port Jackson

Where to stay in Sydney when the kids are along for the ride? [more inside]
posted by N-stoff at 8:50 PM PST - 5 comments

Graduate School Dropout, No Graduation Day for You

My Masters program isn't the academic challenge that I hoped it would be. I'm paying a lot of money and spending a lot of time to do this in addition to my full-time job. Should I keep going or cut my losses? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:50 PM PST - 17 comments

TrueIdiocy or TrueBrilliance?

Good idea? filter: I am a huge fan of the show TrueBlood. In fact, I had an idea for a short story based on a storyline that I did not think they would pursue in the series. Well, a year later, the short story ended up being a book. I know I cannot publish it, but should I send it in to the show's producers? Lots more detail within... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:50 PM PST - 28 comments

Unwanted guests

Can anyone tell me what this beastie (warning: dead insect) is? [more inside]
posted by dhens at 8:23 PM PST - 6 comments

Electronic Card for Large Group

My temporary support staff is leaving next week - and I need an on-line electronic card, or other program, where 70+ volunteers can send a note of thanks. [more inside]
posted by what's her name at 8:18 PM PST - 3 comments

Taggin' for Science!?

What is this molecular diagram? [more inside]
posted by axismundi at 7:53 PM PST - 13 comments

buffy shadow play

What is the name of the style of the revolving shadow box in Buffy The Vampire Slayer - "Get it done"? Is it an actual shadow play style or did they invent that? [more inside]
posted by kitsuloukos at 7:52 PM PST - 4 comments

What's an effective, but easy-to-implement, ranking/ladder algorithm?

What's an effective, but easy-to-implement, ranking/ladder algorithm? [more inside]
posted by brother at 7:41 PM PST - 5 comments

Why is my blue createspace cover printing purple?

I am attempting to publish a book using createspace.com Any idea why my Blue cover is printing as light purple? [more inside]
posted by JoeGoblin at 7:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Any recourse when Berkeley parking tickets sent to collections?

In Berkeley, CA, a friend's friend accumulated a few thousand dollars in unpaid parking tickets, which were turned over to a collections agency. Any chance that the collections agency will settle for a fraction of the amount due?
posted by doncoyote at 7:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Communication and Sexual Issues in Relationship. Who to Talk To?

My girlfriend and I have been together for over 2 years now. Without getting into too much details, I have real no desire to have sex with her for reasons I'm not sure of. [more inside]
posted by Peeekay at 7:13 PM PST - 14 comments

fix my chrome!

I'm using Chrome (14.0.835.202) on os x (10.7.2). For a while now, I've noticed that, typically, when I do a google search, wanting to just check the wikipedia page for that search term, I type the term in, along with the word wikipedia (such as "whatever wikipedia") in the past this always brought me to a search page with the whatever wikipedia page as the first hit, and now the following happens: for a second or two I get a result page that will show, as the first search item, the wikipedia page for "whatever," but, within a couple of seconds, the search result page changes (with my doing nothing) with other search results at the top (I just went through the first 8 pages of search results for "metafilter wikipedia" and the metafilter wikipedia page doesn't show up at all (although it did flash for a second before that result page refreshed and changed without being asked to!). This used to work like a charm for me, what's changed and how can I change it back? Things are normal in firefox, it responds as I expect it to...
posted by HuronBob at 7:00 PM PST - 12 comments

This fell off the bottom of my car, right?

As I was pulling away from the parking spot along the street this morning, my car ran over this gray light metal thing. I'm guessing that this cantaloupe-sized object fell off from the bottom of my car, but what is it and is this vital?? [more inside]
posted by of strange foe at 6:57 PM PST - 11 comments

Give me the Halloween that Alvin and the Chipmunks always dreamed of.

I'm going to a costume party for Halloween. The theme is 80s and 90s cartoon characters. Help me find a costume that won't be expensive or challenging to move around in, but will be awesome. [more inside]
posted by decathecting at 6:52 PM PST - 30 comments

Are there any libraries in the world that allow visitors to actually handle or look at very rare books?

Are there any libraries in the world that allow visitors to actually look closely at very rare books? [more inside]
posted by imabanana at 6:33 PM PST - 25 comments

Fulfilling Career

Have you escaped office drudgery and/or being controlled in a job to launch your own independent, creative, fulfilling career? Please tell me about it. [more inside]
posted by bearette at 6:29 PM PST - 12 comments

Combining Lightbox with Wordpress gallery

I've been asked by a family member to set up a small business site to be used for displaying images of products for sale. As I don't really want to get too involved, I need a CMS that's easy to use and maintain and figured WordPress to be a good fit. However, I'm having trouble finding just the right image gallery behaviour. [more inside]
posted by ar0n at 6:03 PM PST - 5 comments

Leaving my SO for art? Is this right?

Leaving my SO for art? Is this right? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:00 PM PST - 24 comments

Can single, working adults study abroad?

How does study abroad work for adults? [more inside]
posted by veganfilmjunkie at 5:58 PM PST - 17 comments

Votes for Women!

I am going to be a suffragette for Halloween. [more inside]
posted by timpanogos at 5:55 PM PST - 11 comments

Madeira banana-pineapple?

Exoticfruitfilter: Madeira banana-pineapple? [more inside]
posted by XMLicious at 5:54 PM PST - 3 comments

Easily add subtitle to user-submitted pics?

I need to add a caption to many user-submitted photos at once, and regularly. Best solution? Bonus: any way to automate that process with a tumblr blog? Dbl bonus: free? [more inside]
posted by skypieces at 4:43 PM PST - 1 comment

I have an M.Sc, help me find a job.

OK, I need some career/job advice. I have an M.Sc. in physics and essentially no non-academic experience. I'm looking for left-field suggestions about what kinds of jobs I should be looking for. [more inside]
posted by auto-correct at 4:22 PM PST - 17 comments

Financial Analysis books Primer

Hey, Im looking for some good books to give me an intro / primer on financial analysis. Im applying to a job working under a corporate financial manager. It would be great if the book had a good intro to accounting and went over some corporate finance basics and basics in financial analysis in: financial planning, accounting, operations analysis, auditing, forecasting, treasury/cash management, or commercial finance [more inside]
posted by happydude123 at 3:53 PM PST - 1 comment

Which stereo will rock the party?

Help an audio noob figure out what kind of sound system would be good enough to play music at a small party in a large space. Would a home audio system be sufficient? [more inside]
posted by zosime at 3:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Mattress, free to good home.

Short version: I have a never-used-still-wrapped-in-plastic mattress. I have been instructed to donate it. To whom should I give it? [more inside]
posted by lekvar at 3:09 PM PST - 12 comments

it's my tip in a vox

Quick-fix singing tips? [more inside]
posted by threeants at 3:07 PM PST - 15 comments

More Beats in Space?

I would like to listen to some new diverse music mix podcasts. Please advise. [more inside]
posted by ClanvidHorse at 3:05 PM PST - 3 comments

I wish I had asked you out instead.

Does it ever work in the wrong order? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:05 PM PST - 34 comments

How to have a baby and a life?

Pregnant and Scared: How to have a baby and a life? Advice desperately needed: Were you somehow able to fulfill your dreams (travel, career, etc.) with a baby, especially if you were middle class (or lower) economically? If so, how did you do it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:05 PM PST - 67 comments

ADD Crafting

Inspired by this Conceptual Knitting project. What are some fun long term projects where I can do some small thing every day and end up with something cool after X amount of time. [more inside]
posted by TooFewShoes at 3:00 PM PST - 11 comments

Four-color postcards?

Where to have 4-color postcards printed? [more inside]
posted by Jenna Brown at 2:45 PM PST - 8 comments

I think I have a job?

I accepted a job abroad. I bought a plane ticket. They haven't sent me my contract. Now what? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:14 PM PST - 22 comments

Where to get business cards made.

Every so often I come across awesome business cards online, today Design milk has 10 of the most awesome I have seen. Where does one get cards of this quality made?
posted by adventureloop at 2:07 PM PST - 15 comments

exquisite corpse: the game

How to best run a table top RPG with two people alternating between being the game master and playing a character? [more inside]
posted by cirrostratus at 2:05 PM PST - 8 comments

We need a good photo printer

Please recommend a photo printer. [more inside]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 1:56 PM PST - 4 comments

I broke up with my first girlfriend of 2 years last night; did I do the right thing? / What am I doing with my life? *CAUTION: WALL OF TEXT *

I broke up with my first girlfriend of 2 years last night; did I do the right thing? / What am I doing with my life? *CAUTION: WALL OF TEXT * [more inside]
posted by Snorlax at 1:54 PM PST - 25 comments

Can borderline iron deficiency still cause symptoms?

Can borderline iron deficiency still cause symptoms? [more inside]
posted by vanitas at 1:21 PM PST - 6 comments

WARNING: WIDE UNSTEADY LOAD

I have to be in a wedding this week and I really don't feel like dealing with the new request about having to wear heels. And I look like a WIDE LOAD in this stupid dress I have to wear. Help me calm down. [more inside]
posted by KogeLiz at 1:07 PM PST - 73 comments

Do goats eat plants that have been sprayed with pesticide?

Somewhere I heard that goats are sensitive to pesticides and won't taste plants -- not even blackberries -- that have been sprayed with fungicides or herbicides. Anyone with goat experience know whether there's truth to this?
posted by zagyzebra at 1:02 PM PST - 8 comments

How do I sell phone chargers in bulk?

How can I sell a ton of microUSB chargers? [more inside]
posted by Thrillhouse at 12:53 PM PST - 7 comments

You load 16 tasks, what do you get?

Looking for advice to better manage my mental energy so I can accomplish more. [more inside]
posted by Tehhund at 12:48 PM PST - 11 comments

How to get to Heathrow in the early AM

London filter: I need to get to Heathrow airport Terminal 5. [more inside]
posted by buck:fuller at 12:40 PM PST - 9 comments

Fantasy novels without the sexism = are they only a myth?

Bookfilter: looking for fantasy novels without the entrenched sexism. An impossible task? There are plenty of fantasy stories in which the woman proves herself equal to the men, but that's not what I'm looking for. I want a setting in which that proof simply isn't necessary. [more inside]
posted by marginaliana at 12:31 PM PST - 79 comments

IP cameras or security system

IP Cameras or security system? So, in a follow up to this question, we've moved into another house, also without a security system. (Much better neighborhood, and a watchful older neighbor across the street, however) The landlord is fine with us having a security system installed. However, my dad has an IP camera installed in his house, which takes photos of movement (also can track sound) and emails them to him. Which do you recommend - ip cameras or security system? Any suggestions for either? [more inside]
posted by needlegrrl at 12:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Where's Waldo's lesbian sister?

I recently visited my mother and noticed that while she has an extensive collection of family photos on display, there are none of my partner and/or me. [more inside]
posted by kamikazegopher at 11:58 AM PST - 30 comments

Legality of sampling for fun

Theoretically: If a musician doesn't make any money/ask for any money (no merch, no money for playing shows, no cds pressed) can they sample anything (from music and movies) they want for use in their works?
posted by drezdn at 11:40 AM PST - 17 comments

Disclose or not?

Do I have to disclose a confidential severance package to unemployment if the terms of the package limited both parties to confidentiality? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:28 AM PST - 10 comments

Sowntown Pittsburgh Apartment Recos

Looking for downtown Pittsburgh apartment recommendations. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:28 AM PST - 11 comments

Where do I get electronics parts in Brooklyn?

Where do I buy electronics components in southern Brooklyn (or lower Manhattan)? [more inside]
posted by griphus at 10:50 AM PST - 7 comments

Is downloading videos and music a likely source of large amounts of outgoing network traffic from my computer?

Is downloading videos and music a likely source of large amounts of outgoing network traffic from my computer? [more inside]
posted by FuckingAwesome at 10:48 AM PST - 12 comments

Can a company decide to change your pay going back months?

If an employer makes a change to your compensation, how far back can they deduct money? What is the best way to get what I think I am owed? [more inside]
posted by tryniti at 10:45 AM PST - 9 comments

Tumblr vs. Wordpress?

I have a tumblr that is getting decently popular. If I want to become more of an established blogger, do I need to use a different platform? [more inside]
posted by kingfishers catch fire at 10:36 AM PST - 11 comments

Oh crap, I forgot how to write essays!

I'm back in school after several years of not thinking about essays. I forgot how to do everything! How do I cite an essay in a textbook in MLA format? [more inside]
posted by cheerwine at 10:33 AM PST - 11 comments

Flushed with frustration

What's the best way to replace the toilet seat on a one-piece Kohler toilet? I can't reach the back of the seat mounts -- everything is enclosed. [more inside]
posted by lgandme0717 at 10:27 AM PST - 4 comments

Costumes for People Who Don't Need Fat Suits

Another dreaded Halloween Costume thread. This one is for the plus-sized gals. [more inside]
posted by jacquilynne at 10:14 AM PST - 29 comments

Comic book heroes killing innocent people?

The hero thinks he killed an innocent -- examples of this trope in comic books or comic book movies? Couldn't find it on tvtropes.org [more inside]
posted by arniec at 10:02 AM PST - 11 comments

Seeking a Water Pump

I regularly need to clear out 15-20 gallons of water from a basin. What would be an appropriate pump for this, and what other accessories would be required? I need the water to be as close to completely drained as possible. There is a sink nearby to drain the water into. Specific links to actual pumps and accessories would be very helpful! [more inside]
posted by thegreatfleecircus at 9:47 AM PST - 29 comments

Unidentified Vintage Porn LP

Identifying an unmarked vintage erotica 33rpm LP record album? [more inside]
posted by well_balanced at 9:05 AM PST - 4 comments

Medical bill help.

How can my folks find out what this medical bill is for? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:04 AM PST - 12 comments

Looking for a therapist in north jersey with no insurance.

Please help me find therapist in north jersey. Preferably one that specializes in depression for young women (late 20s). Bonus points if they have experience with sleep disorders. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:04 AM PST - 2 comments

University Departmental Website Content?

What do you think should be on a university science department's website? If you were a student researching/applying for an UG or Masters program, or someone generally interested in the dept, what would you like to see and where? Alternatively, what are good examples of science dept. websites that you have seen? [more inside]
posted by lalochezia at 8:56 AM PST - 22 comments

Clap Hat

this is potentially the strangest/most important question asked on askmetafilter: In the film The Vanishing, Kiefer Sutherland's character at one point is wearing a hat with hands on the front that clap together. First, does anyone know what I'm referring to? and secondly do you know where I can find one? i've checked ebay - they don't have it (unless "clap hat" is the wrong thing to type in). thanks for any help.
posted by matt755811 at 8:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Water, Water, Everywhere but Only Evian to Drink!

Getting tap water to taste like Evian? [more inside]
posted by citystalk at 8:03 AM PST - 25 comments

3 weeks in Ha Noi / Vietnam - can you please advise on accommodation and give some general advice.

3 weeks in Ha Noi / Vietnam - can you please advise on accommodation and give some general advice. [more inside]
posted by dmagic at 7:59 AM PST - 10 comments

Homemade Sous Vide Controller

I'm interested in setting up a PID and thermocouple to use a slow cooker for sous vide. Most guides are kind of handwavy about this process. What should I look for in a PID? Are parts from Ebay reliable enough, or are they likely to be unreliable (either in terms of holding it near 1-2 Fahrenheit of the target temp or not lasting more than a few projects) or not work? Or what about using an Arduino? [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:45 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me build Hoth!

I'm crafting my first real substantial diorama (read: not made out of construction paper and a shoe box) and I need some construction assistance. Bonus! It's the ice planet of Hoth! [more inside]
posted by kbanas at 7:43 AM PST - 10 comments

it's not a bug, it's a feature!

Please recommend a good bug tracker. Free, or close to free, of course! [more inside]
posted by dawkins_7 at 7:37 AM PST - 24 comments

Walkin' and coughin'

Looking for first-hand experiences of the Camino de Santiago--with potentially complicating health issues. Can it be done? [more inside]
posted by devotion+doubt at 5:37 AM PST - 4 comments

Heatmaps, cickmaps?

Please recommend Heatmap system for a website. [more inside]
posted by signal at 4:52 AM PST - 3 comments

Wax on...WAX OFF

How to clean carbamide peroxide out of work clothes (one non-iron shirt, poly blend pants)? Soak & hope for best or dry cleaner STAT? [more inside]
posted by xiaolongbao at 4:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Headaches on extended pill regimen

I started Yasmin birth control 3 months ago because my doctor thought it would help regulate my hormones. The first month was rough but the last two months were great. This month I wanted to skip my withdrawal bleeding so I started another strip without the stop/placebo week. I am now on day 7 of this strip, and for the last three days I have been having a rather bad headache. I never have headaches three days in a row, and also see no other reason for them. Been outside all weekend, got enough sleep, no changes in food. I don't find much about this on the internet. Should/could I just take a stop-week now, have a withdrawal bleeding, and hope the headache goes away? (and start with a new strip next week?) Should I wait it out? Any experiences?
posted by blub at 4:34 AM PST - 7 comments

Looking for an episode of My Little Pony, old series

I distinctly remember seeing an episode of My Little Pony (original series, around 15 years ago) that involved the ponies using some sort of walk/ride through (via conveyer belt) machine to clean themselves or make themselves up pretty - somewhat like a car wash. Did such an episode really exist? I'll be stumped if it didn't, it's so clear in my mind. [more inside]
posted by mondotwistedmojo at 4:30 AM PST - 8 comments

Why is my ex stuttering?

My ex has developed stuttering when he talks to me. Am I being played? Is there such a thing as emotionally-caused stuttering? [more inside]
posted by b33j at 3:05 AM PST - 24 comments

What comes to mind when you hear "Shelley Duvall"?

How can I dress and look like Shelley Duvall? [more inside]
posted by Vrai at 2:46 AM PST - 21 comments

How to realign clothesline from up high?

How can I realign a clothesline on a pulley 30 feet off the ground without a ladder or the handyperson? [more inside]
posted by ayc200 at 1:55 AM PST - 8 comments

Custom suit - for a woman

I'm thinking about having a suit custom-made. I have read the AskMe archives (and the English Cut website) on custom-made clothes, but most of them refer to men's suits. What should I look for (and ask for) in a woman's suit? [more inside]
posted by OLechat at 12:03 AM PST - 8 comments

October 17

need helping finding good bar in ny

What are some good bars in NYC for making out? [more inside]
posted by timsneezed at 11:17 PM PST - 13 comments

Sensitivity to temperature change?

Why do my hands swell when going from cool to warm temperature? [more inside]
posted by sallyseashore at 10:18 PM PST - 7 comments

Which are the best Tintin stories?

Which are the best Tintin stories? [more inside]
posted by jjderooy at 10:05 PM PST - 19 comments

Real estate: can our seller back out of the contract since we were late in satisfying a Notice to Perform?

We're in escrow on a house in southern CA, and were recently the unhappy recipients of a Notice to Buyer to Perform (or more accurately our realtor was, by email.) We got the contingencies lifted but did not quite do so within the 48 hour period dictated by the form, and now the seller wants out. Can they now back out legally? [more inside]
posted by contraption at 9:53 PM PST - 10 comments

How to best ask companies for free samples for my college Ultimate team

I'm a captain of a college Ultimate Frisbee team looking to reach out to companies for sponsorship options / free samples. Does anyone have any personal experience or advice for reaching out to companies like this? [more inside]
posted by aleatorictelevision at 9:48 PM PST - 4 comments

South Bay - Indepedent Video Game Stores?

Do any independent video game stores still exist in the South Bay? [more inside]
posted by Talez at 9:36 PM PST - 2 comments

A chewing noise

What's that chewing noise in the attic? [more inside]
posted by longsleeves at 9:18 PM PST - 22 comments

Is kitty in danger?

Is it okay to let our cat sit outside our window? [more inside]
posted by ohsnapdragon at 9:11 PM PST - 31 comments

Looking for help valuing silscreen campaign poster

So I stumbled on a campaign poster for Joe Edwards for Pitkin County Commissioner (CO) a silkscreen by Thomas W Benton. Both are famous for their connection to Hunter S. Thompson. Joe Edwards was the first Freak Power Candidate and was almost elected as Mayor of Aspen with Thompson as his Campaign Manager. Benton also did the Famous Aspen Wall Posters and designed the HST for Sheriff posters and I believe the Gonzo Double Thumb Fist Art. There is no info out there about the scarcity of this specific print. The guy who wrote the book on Benton is wanting to buy it and I have no idea where to start haggling.
posted by kenaldo at 8:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Am I wasting $25/year?

If Google Photo gives me unlimited photos for free why should I keep my Flickr Pro account? [more inside]
posted by any portmanteau in a storm at 8:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Do columnists write their own columns?

Do columnists write their own columns?
posted by Jagz-Mario at 8:07 PM PST - 15 comments

Does it make any difference what kind of hard drive I buy to put in an external USB 2.0 enclosure in terms of transfer speed?

Does it make any difference what kind of hard drive I buy to put in an external USB 2.0 enclosure in terms of transfer speed? [more inside]
posted by GuyZero at 7:57 PM PST - 4 comments

Is that how they say it down under?

An acquaintance of mine said, "He's fixated on that faggot. . .I bet he's afraid that after a few drinks. . ." I was shocked at the use of that word, then confused by the ending implication.* Is my Australian friend homophobic or is this a cultural difference in word connotation? [more inside]
posted by abirdinthehand at 7:40 PM PST - 36 comments

Please let me type these darn characters..

How can I reassign one of the character keys on my macbook to type a different character? [more inside]
posted by R a c h e l at 7:30 PM PST - 7 comments

Looking for tights that feel more like leggings - essentially I want "footed leggings."

Looking for tights that feel more like leggings - essentially I want "footed leggings." [more inside]
posted by LaurenIpsum at 6:43 PM PST - 23 comments

International drivers permit for driving in the US

Looking for information on international drivers license for driving in the US. [more inside]
posted by wile e at 5:54 PM PST - 5 comments

Why can't iCal on my Mac behave like it does on iPhone and iPad?

I am embarrassed to have to ask this, but I have apparently completely forgotten how to get multiple Google calendars to show up in iCal in Lion. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 5:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Springerle in Buffalo

Springerle cookies in Buffalo? [more inside]
posted by mrflibble at 5:25 PM PST - 3 comments

I want a baby.

[Fertility filter] I've been trying fruitlessly to get pregnant for about 10 months. At what point do we talk to a doctor? Special snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by fluffysocksarenice at 5:04 PM PST - 38 comments

Need a rec for an adult ADHD/anxiety expert in the SF Bay Area

Urgently seeking recommendations for an Adult ADHD expert in the SF Bay Area who also has expertise with anxiety disorders. [more inside]
posted by Sock of Silliness at 4:50 PM PST - 2 comments

What happens when the Canadian Wheat Board monopsony goes away?

The Canadian Wheat Board's monopsony is being abolished. If I were a wheat farmer in Saskatchewan, what could I expect to see over the next five years? [more inside]
posted by twirlip at 4:49 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me choose chest waders.

Neoprene of plastic? 3mm or 5.5mm? Pockets or no pockets? Help me choose my first pair of waders! [more inside]
posted by NotSoSimple at 4:19 PM PST - 8 comments

Help rename my public radio show!

Rename my public radio show! (Details inside.) [more inside]
posted by YoungAmerican at 4:13 PM PST - 176 comments

preferably not composed of actual snakes

If you were to make a mohawk-shaped headdress composed of snakes, how would you go about it? [more inside]
posted by changeling at 4:06 PM PST - 19 comments

Tentura in Los Angeles?

I'm looking for a Greek liqueur called 'tentura' in Los Angeles, CA, USA. The usual big box alcohol vendors don't seem to have it, and a few Greek specialty shops didn't either. Anyone know of a source?
posted by felix at 4:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Is there a way to be notified if a specific house comes up for rent again?

Is there a way to find out who own's a house? There was a house for rent about a year ago that my girlfriend and I liked the look/price of a lot, but it got filled before we sought any information. Is there some way to be notified if this house comes up for rent again without knocking on the door and asking the renters? My apologies if this is an obvious thing most adults know.
posted by Corduroy at 3:34 PM PST - 6 comments

What is this brick construction in my yard?

What is this brick structure in my yard? [more inside]
posted by madajb at 3:21 PM PST - 18 comments

PlumberFilter: I have turned a big toilet leak into a small one. How can I stop it entirely?

I have replaced the flapper, flush valve, overflow tube, spud washer, bolts, and gaskets. A big leak (spontaneous refilling every 1-2 hours) has become a small leak (2" drop in water level in 12 hours). Now what should I do to make it stop entirely? [more inside]
posted by mausburger at 3:20 PM PST - 18 comments

Help identifying weeds to photograph.

Am working on a project to photograph some weeds in my area as pictorial reference for allergy patients. I can find pictures of specimens, but I must use original work. When I go out weed hunting, I cannot tell the difference between mustard or golden rod or ragweed (for example). Any ideas for a field guide, including a budding botanist? This is for Southern California.
posted by Don92705 at 2:50 PM PST - 5 comments

Group Decision Processes for Relationship and Family Planning

Group Decision Processes for Relationship and Family Planning-Filter: How do you discuss and organize all the variables that go into making important life decisions with your partner? [more inside]
posted by pollex at 2:35 PM PST - 16 comments

How can I learn animal anatomy in an online, interactive way?

Can you recommend online resources to help me memorize the anatomy of several animals for a biology test? [more inside]
posted by chocolatemilkshakes at 2:35 PM PST - 8 comments

What brand of light therapy do you recommend?

Which therapeutic lights for SAD do you like best? [more inside]
posted by angiep at 2:15 PM PST - 6 comments

What would happen to someone who licked a common English toad?

What effect would licking a common English toad have on humans? [more inside]
posted by Miss T.Horn at 2:12 PM PST - 7 comments

the question is, how *much* will the IUD hurt my cervix this time?

Tell me how IUD replacement compares with first-time insertion of an IUD. [more inside]
posted by kataclysm at 2:10 PM PST - 21 comments

On a safari to nowhere

Safari redrawing every tab – is this a known problem? [more inside]
posted by zadcat at 1:38 PM PST - 14 comments

Scripting exercises and tech interview theory?

Help me prep as an applicant in an imaginary interview for a junior programming position centered around Linux shell scripts, PHP, and Python, with an emphasis on processing text and URLs (availability, routing, etc). [more inside]
posted by jsturgill at 1:28 PM PST - 10 comments

My ADD needs help can you...wait what was I talking about?

ADD Filter (YANMD) - I am at the end of my rope with my ADD symptoms and feel stuck in the fact that heart issues prevent me from going on something like Straterra. Any other options or suggestions? [more inside]
posted by UMDirector at 1:27 PM PST - 16 comments

I don't want to *cook* the recipes, I just want to laugh at them.

"Chicken Diane in only 30 minutes!" Please help me track down the name of this 1980s-90s quick-recipe card subscription service advertised on U.S. television. [more inside]
posted by jocelmeow at 1:08 PM PST - 6 comments

Columba Cream in Canada?

Please help me find some Columba Cream! Difficulty: Canadian. [more inside]
posted by WinnipegDragon at 1:07 PM PST - 1 comment

How do I write?

So, I'm a thirty year old guy who has spent the majority of his life openly and continuously telling anyone who even looked like they had a modicum of interest that he wants to write a book. Fiction, philosophy, fantasy, something. The problem is, once I've finished work and I go home I'm also a thirty year old secret slacker who finds that every time he tries to actually sit down and write, I go through something like these stages. [more inside]
posted by rudhraigh at 12:46 PM PST - 63 comments

Adding keywords to multiple references in Reference Manager 10

Is it possible to bulk edit references in Reference Manager 10 (Network) and, if so, how do I do so? [more inside]
posted by jb at 12:08 PM PST - 0 comments

Help me dress my dog for Halloween!

Help me come up with an awesome Halloween costume for my dog! [more inside]
posted by southpaw at 12:01 PM PST - 26 comments

Shop of Nothing

(UK) I want to sell things but I don't want to have to buy or hold any stock. Possible? Is there a name for such a business? How is it done? [more inside]
posted by run"monty at 11:57 AM PST - 6 comments

What do I want to make a video recording kiosk?

Say I have a computer (Mac) with a web cam. What's a good way to build an otherwise simple program that can record and play back what happens on the web cam? (With the audio) [more inside]
posted by RobotHero at 11:53 AM PST - 7 comments

215 in 510

Seeking a recommendation for a medical marijuana evaluation in Oakland/Berkeley. [more inside]
posted by gnutron at 11:51 AM PST - 1 comment

What is it I pass while driving?

Just what is it I see from my car that is off at the side of the road? [more inside]
posted by Postroad at 11:49 AM PST - 9 comments

Is there a GPS navigation app that does voice recognition?

This is the only thing I miss from my Android phone. On my Android phone, I could hold the search key and say, out loud, "navigate to 123 main street" or "navigate to the nearest drugstore" or "navigate to John's house" ... and Google Nav would open and begin navigating. Does anything voice-activated like that exist for iPhone? [more inside]
posted by dmd at 11:41 AM PST - 10 comments

Death without pain

I don't want my sister, hospitalised in the U.K. to die in pain. She will die soon of anal cancer and surgical complications including an extremely painful fistula. I would like to know if she has legal rights to be kept pain free, even if that leads to death. I know doctors can make that choice. I would like to know if she can also make the choice. I do not live in England, and cannot stay with her until she dies, others of the family will be with her. [more inside]
posted by nickji at 11:29 AM PST - 10 comments

Electronic Music Recommendation

I'm looking for an electronic music recommendation. My past experience with electronic music has been Aphex Twin "Selected Ambient Works", The Orb "Orb's Adventures..." and "U.F.Orb", Orbital (first three albums). Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by crios at 11:29 AM PST - 27 comments

Please help me print a large copy of my race route!

Hi all, I am helping to organize a charity walk/run in Quebec and we are looking for a solution to print a large quality version of the route to have around at the race site. Do you know of any way to do this? Screenshots of a googlemap printed on legal paper are still less readable than I would like. Thanks for your help! [more inside]
posted by anewnormal at 11:24 AM PST - 7 comments

Tale of two Dudes.

Help me sort out this ridiculous dating situation. Please. [more inside]
posted by floweredfish at 11:06 AM PST - 30 comments

What insurance coverage should I buy to supplement Zipcar's coverage?

My car was recently totaled. I'm switching to Zipcar, but I've read that Zipcar's insurance isn't enough (e.g., here and here). Which parts of my current insurance policy should I keep? [more inside]
posted by morninj at 10:54 AM PST - 9 comments

Avoiding injury in Judo, exercise?

Avoiding injury in Judo, exercise? [more inside]
posted by 4midori at 10:45 AM PST - 14 comments

Papers/Mendeley/Sente/Bookends for the humanities?

I've heard of these great Mac tools, but how do they work for the humanities? I'm a PC person working with some Mac users who want to organize their scholarly lives. I know that Papers, Mendeley, Bookends, and Sente are mentioned as excellent Mac programs, but according to various forum posts around the web I've heard that they're far better for the sciences. Can anyone recommend these for use in the humanities? [more inside]
posted by lillygog at 10:43 AM PST - 10 comments

Took a little too much Adderall. Advice on staying calm and comfortable?

This morning, I accidentally took too much of my (legally prescribed) Adderall — 40mg rather than 20. This is still a fairly low dose and I'm not worried about health consequences, but I sure do feel like flaming dogshit. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by nebulawindphone at 10:40 AM PST - 29 comments

What's wrong with my domain?

My website's domain is not resolving after ≈60 hours. The test link from the hosting service is working fine. The nameservers are correctly assigned over at my registrar. What gives? [more inside]
posted by Scientist at 10:35 AM PST - 12 comments

If it smelled as nice as Aveda, that would be a bonus

I love Aveda's Phomollient Styling Foam, but dang, does it ever run out fast for the price. I'm looking for a cheaper alternative. [more inside]
posted by adiabat at 10:22 AM PST - 3 comments

How hard is it really to get canned pumpkin in Ireland?

How hard is it really to get canned pumpkin in Ireland? [more inside]
posted by mathtime! at 10:13 AM PST - 16 comments

My wife needs some new books!

Book recommendations sought for my wife. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by Atom12 at 10:04 AM PST - 18 comments

ES TLD Registration help!

How can a US citizen register a .ES domain? [more inside]
posted by iz0rz at 9:39 AM PST - 6 comments

Good credit union in DC/MD area?

[credit unions in maryland or dc]: looking for recommendations. [more inside]
posted by anya32 at 9:36 AM PST - 15 comments

Need US rank of grad degrees awarded

How can I find where the U.S. ranks internationally in graduate degrees awarded in engineering, computer science and math? [more inside]
posted by Joleta at 9:27 AM PST - 7 comments

Stressed out while anesthetized?

Super high blood pressure during anesthesia? [more inside]
posted by *s at 9:26 AM PST - 10 comments

What would be in a working class Polish lunch from home?

Would you help me pack a Polish working-man's lunch? [more inside]
posted by Tchad at 9:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Justice For The Ninety-Six

I'm in the USA. How can I watch the House of Commons debate the 1989 Hillsborough Disaster which is scheduled to begin at 2PM EST, 1900 BST today? [more inside]
posted by Edogy at 9:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Best questions to find a great I.T. helper?

What are the best questions to ask a potential employee to identify that they are knowledgable and effective as a I.T. professional? [more inside]
posted by Static Vagabond at 8:57 AM PST - 15 comments

How can I use my external harddrives from abroad?

I am going to be abroad for a while, 1-3mos, and I'd like to take my external hard drives with me to a place where they have different electrical outlet. Can I still access these drives without possibly destroying everything? [more inside]
posted by icollectpurses at 8:56 AM PST - 8 comments

How much money flows between companies, consumers, etc?

How much money flows between companies, consumers, etc? [more inside]
posted by simpleton at 8:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Am I not special enough a snowflake to deserve a welcome party?

New Yorkers, when a very dear friend visits from out of town, do you pick them up at Penn Station or do you have them catch a cab? [more inside]
posted by Dragonness at 8:46 AM PST - 53 comments

Sick and Tired and don't want to lose my job. Help.

I’m sick, or overworked, or both, and need to come up with a plan to deal with it and not lose my job. My doctor hasn’t been able to find what’s wrong or help me get better. I love my work but it’s stressful, and getting worse as I get worse. I may need extended time off but not sure how to do it, or if that is even the best solution. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:36 AM PST - 23 comments

If you're going through hell, keep going

How much to tell a potential new love about past infidelity [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:36 AM PST - 20 comments

Ants in my laptop

There are ants in my laptop. What now? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 8:35 AM PST - 13 comments

Find My Iphone

Can I use Find My iPhone with Macintosh 10.6? Friends and husband tell me to set it up, but can't find it on my Mac. Found the App and put that on the phone, but shouldn't there be an App on my Macintosh to find the phone?
posted by lynnshaze at 8:32 AM PST - 4 comments

Deadbeat Contractor wants his $

General contractor is incommunicado and will not return to repair his worker's error. He now asks that I deduct what I think is right from what's owed. Not sure how much to pay. [more inside]
posted by mizrachi at 8:27 AM PST - 12 comments

Do they really want to advertise on my blog?

I received an email the other day from someone who claims they have a client who wants to advertise on my blog, which I only started a couple of months ago. I can't tell if it's legit, and I'm wondering how best to find out. I don't have any advertising on my blog, nor do I have any mentions of seeking advertisers. [more inside]
posted by trillian at 8:19 AM PST - 9 comments

As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."

Why do public parks have closing times? How are those closing times justified to serve the public good? [more inside]
posted by garlic at 8:02 AM PST - 14 comments

Under the Shade of the Unusable Pear Tree

I have a decent sized pear tree in my backyard...in Minnesota...so the growing season is far too short to yield edible fruit from the tree. Can I simply: 1) cut it down; 2) dig up the roots of the tree; 3) plant an apple tree in the same hole; 4) and start getting apples after a few years? Or is there a lot more to it that I don't know that I don't know?
posted by TinWhistle at 7:52 AM PST - 7 comments

Kindle email, whispernet and personal documents

Kindle email, whispernet and personal documents [more inside]
posted by mattholomew at 7:48 AM PST - 11 comments

Is there a site like "instantwatcher.com" for Amazon Prime?

Is there a site like "instantwatcher.com" for Amazon Prime? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 7:09 AM PST - 1 comment

Church for Atheists

Where can I find the community aspect of a church without any religion whatsoever? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:06 AM PST - 41 comments

Alcoholism, parents and dealing with both.

My dad is 63. He's been diagnosed with pancreatitis, but there are a whole host of complicating factors, for that and for everything else. I'm at pretty much the end of my tether. Some advice? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:06 AM PST - 5 comments

Kale is $3+ a bunch, so I need to figure this out

Tips on growing winter greens? [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 6:10 AM PST - 7 comments

Advent rituals or stories

Every few years I enjoy reading Jostein Gaarder's The Christmas Mystery. Can you suggest other rituals or stories that follow the advent structure? [more inside]
posted by Huw at 5:56 AM PST - 4 comments

Calling all Storage Ninjas!

So I work in a non-profit (education-centric) and I've been asked to put together a new Mac system to help me in my video editing work. I also need to archive 20 years' worth of videos and keep them safe. I could really use your help! [more inside]
posted by mordecai at 5:51 AM PST - 4 comments

URL Rewrites in ASP.NET -- extension required?

Does .Net require an extension (e.g. '.aspx') on URL rewrites? I seem to see it that way everywhere, but that doesn't seem right. [more inside]
posted by lodurr at 5:19 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me learn about spying.

Help me learn about spies and spying. [more inside]
posted by StephenF at 5:15 AM PST - 25 comments

How to preserve a leaf?

In about two weeks time, Stockholm city will cut down one of the oldest oak trees in the city. How to preserve a leaf? [more inside]
posted by three blind mice at 4:59 AM PST - 11 comments

How can I access my music my way?

What is a non-itunes brand of mp3 player that allows me to transfer my music folders to it and access them exactly how I access them on my computer? [more inside]
posted by lazy robot at 2:52 AM PST - 16 comments

Which toothpaste has the most fluoride?

Please help me understand the various fluoride percentages in toothpaste, and find the highest level of fluoride in over-the-counter paste. [more inside]
posted by Houstonian at 1:27 AM PST - 10 comments

"I'd rather sink -- than call Brad for help!"

Good Roy Lichtenstein biography? [more inside]
posted by bardic at 12:08 AM PST - 4 comments

Keeping away mosquitoes?

Mosquitoes have been buzzing in my ears and keeping me awake at night. How do I either keep them away from me or block out the noise? I have good earplugs, but I imagine they'd be uncomfortable to wear while I sleep. I live in Sydney, Australia and I'm not sure why there are so many mosquitoes. I'm okay with killing them.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:05 AM PST - 32 comments

October 16

How do I trust my knees more?

I'm 31, and not overweight, but I don't trust my knees anymore. Is there anyway to restore that trust? [more inside]
posted by malhouse at 11:24 PM PST - 21 comments

Smart SMS tricks for a dumb phone?

Smart SMS tricks for a dumb phone? [more inside]
posted by BlackBox at 9:13 PM PST - 17 comments

What can anyone tell me about "The WELL"?

What can anyone tell me about "The WELL"? [more inside]
posted by pipian at 8:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Scare me with pulp.

There are "novels" and then there are "books". I want some "books" to read that are creepy and fast-paced and, preferably, modern. These "books" I speak of are generally the "pocket"-sized ones, about 8 by 4 inches and thick and cheap and pulpy and gripping. I'm thinking of stuff by authors like Jeff Long (Year Zero, The Descent), Scott Smith (The Ruins), Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, even Matthew Reilly to an extent. [more inside]
posted by tumid dahlia at 8:52 PM PST - 40 comments

webcam for sports capture

Recommend me a video camera to use capturing sports action. I'm looking for a USB camera for use outside that can send live capture to a Win7 machine. It should have a wide auto-focus, software to instantly review the feed. I've reviewed previous Mefi posts, and can't decide whether a web cam, stand-alone Hd camcorder, or something like a Flip or helmet cam would be suitable. Right now the Contour or GoPro are considerations, but I'm unsure of the software side. Price is not really important, but I dont' want to spend $500.
posted by TDIpod at 8:47 PM PST - 2 comments

These boots are meant for....

Yet another Halloween costume question: Lady's mid-thigh pleather semi-rounded toes high heeled (not stiletto) boots with lots of buckles and straps and lacing with some studs. Ideas for a centerpiece for a costume for a guy? [more inside]
posted by porpoise at 8:25 PM PST - 23 comments

Bed weaning

Parents who were still cosleeping at one year: can you give me your stories of transitioning your little darlings to their own beds/rooms? [more inside]
posted by rabbitrabbit at 8:15 PM PST - 28 comments

What to gift a polo enthusiast?

What to gift a polo enthusiast? [more inside]
posted by saperlipopette at 8:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Should I complete this masters program?

LifePlansFilter: I’m currently enrolled in graduate school in a masters of secondary education in art program. I enrolled as a way to explore my creativity in studio classes, and also as something to do during unusual life circumstances. Being in this program will continue to be an option for me for a limited time. Should I take the requisite courses I need to complete the program or should I keep taking whatever classes I want and drop out of the program when I leave? Many details within. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:07 PM PST - 5 comments

clothes clothes clothes

Best fashion blogs of the moment? I'm not interested in being informed of what's in style at the moment, I just want to look at some cool outfits: Male, female or in-between, from any place. [more inside]
posted by NoraReed at 7:52 PM PST - 24 comments

I am not a number! I am a free man!

Anyone go through the American Housing Survey interview? What happens? How intrusive is it? [more inside]
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 7:51 PM PST - 9 comments

Not Moonlight Sonata...

What is this classical song (short clip on guitar inside)? [more inside]
posted by 3FLryan at 7:33 PM PST - 3 comments

About those "reformed" ex-boyfriends and girlfriends..

Reformed exes- "suck it and see", or leave it alone? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:19 PM PST - 22 comments

ADHD hacks

What is the single thing, aside from medication, that has helped you most with your ADHD/chronic disorganization? [more inside]
posted by granted at 7:04 PM PST - 27 comments

How should I manage my workflow for writing a nonfiction book?

How should I manage my workflow for researching and writing a nonfiction book using Evernote and other tools? [more inside]
posted by incandescentman at 6:51 PM PST - 2 comments

I see a bright future...in my crystal ball. NYC Psychic Recommendations.

Recommended psychics in NYC? [more inside]
posted by bquarters at 6:34 PM PST - 4 comments

Any guess on how much this is worth?

Does anyone have a guess at how much I could sell this Chinese room dividing screen for? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 6:25 PM PST - 5 comments

Native Instrument's Absynth 5 bug?

Native Instrument's Absynth 5 question: I can't see the database version of the browser only the file structure page so I can't really search. [more inside]
posted by captainscared at 6:18 PM PST - 0 comments

Gotta figure this out or I'm duct.

How do I calculate the static pressure resulting from the transition of a 12" air duct to an 8" duct, given a target CFM of 2,000 CFM? [more inside]
posted by buzzv at 6:03 PM PST - 14 comments

Flavoured Milk.

Different foods and breastfeeding - looking for real evidence. [more inside]
posted by smoke at 5:57 PM PST - 11 comments

Best Mac program for taking notes?

What's the best Mac program you've found to take notes for school lectures? [more inside]
posted by demagogue at 5:36 PM PST - 17 comments

Sexy-time in the Big Apple.

Reminded of that Opie and Anthony stunt severeal years ago...We've been playing a game coming up with what we think would be the most exciting/dangerous/easiest/etc. places to have sex in 'public' in New York City. Help me come up with the winning ideas... Reasons for why it's dangerous/easy/exciting/amazing/practically impossible are appreciated.
posted by mittenbex at 5:24 PM PST - 19 comments

Picking up a blade in NYC?

Where can I find good value beginner's fencing classes in NYC? [more inside]
posted by lackutrol at 4:58 PM PST - 2 comments

Please help me find a purpose in life.

Please help me find a purpose in life. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:44 PM PST - 17 comments

I swear I begged for it.

I'm sporting some pretty awesome, consensually-obtained bruises in some choice places this week, which I certainly wasn't planning on showing to my doctor. Now I just realized I'm almost out of birth control and need to go for my annual women's health checkup to get more. Am I going to run into any problems? (NSFW) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:44 PM PST - 26 comments

What is the origin of 72 degrees and 'room temperature?

Does anyone know how or why 72 degrees fahrenheit was decided as the ideal ambient temperature for humans? is there any scientific basis for this number at all? seems like it makes sense, but why 72, instead of 73 or 71? any ideas when, where, how or why this came into practice? Thanks! /bc
posted by quickasfoxes at 4:34 PM PST - 24 comments

The Halloweenies!

What are best Halloween events in the Baltimore area? [more inside]
posted by Lobster Garden at 4:32 PM PST - 6 comments

Another bug hunt

Where can I find Reebok Alien Stompers in NYC? [more inside]
posted by speednoisemovement at 3:39 PM PST - 1 comment

Help me look like a classy Archaeologist!

Can you help me pinpoint the perfect messenger/shoulder bag? [more inside]
posted by _superconductor at 3:12 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I approach a second date?

Never dated someone I didn't already know. Some advice on dating protocol? [more inside]
posted by Atlantic at 2:56 PM PST - 19 comments

Booty shakin' lessons!

My girlfriend wants to know how to go about shaking her booty. [more inside]
posted by dazed_one at 2:40 PM PST - 5 comments

Throwing teabags in the sink? WTF?

Why do people throw teabags in the sink instead of throwing them in the garbage can? [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet at 2:37 PM PST - 40 comments

How to kill that pickle smell?

Awesome: I'm a homebrewer with access to a steady stream of free food-grade buckets. Not so awesome: Pickle buckets. How do I get the smell out? [more inside]
posted by Perthuz at 2:25 PM PST - 15 comments

Please make it stop.

What is it about my apartment that makes me so itchy!?! [more inside]
posted by gursky at 2:19 PM PST - 21 comments

Looking for an eviction lawyer in Fulton County, Georgia

YANML: Can you recommend a lawyer with experience with eviction law in Atlanta, GA (Fulton County)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:17 PM PST - 2 comments

How to look decent with curly hair

So I'm a 23-year-old guy with curly hair. My hairstyle has been based almost entirely on neglect since I was born. Time to grow up. How does a guy get away with curly hair in 2011? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:17 PM PST - 23 comments

Who's the woman holdin' the rifle?

Where is this photo from? [more inside]
posted by zer0render at 2:03 PM PST - 3 comments

how to find a good teacher to teach painting for kids

My 10 yr old daughter loves arts. She likes to do all kinds of crafts. She also like to draw and paint. She has been taking drawing lessons. But the problem is that she doesn't like her drawing teacher. She told me that she does not want to spend time learning sketching, drawing still life. She found trying to draw people very frustrating. She said that she wants to just learn painting. She enjoys playing with colors and patterns. So I decide to look around for more suitable teachers. But without much knowledge of on this subject myself, I want to know if there are teachers who would teach kids painting without trying to build basic drawing skills. How to talk to art teachers to see if they can work well with my daughter. Will a better teach be able to motivate her into practicing drawing with less frustration? Thanks
posted by akomom at 1:58 PM PST - 13 comments

RWC 2011

Anywhere online I can watch the replay of the All Blacks / Wallabies semi final game at the RWC? I see I can watch it at the RWC main site in 72 hours, hoping for something sooner than that. [more inside]
posted by edgeways at 1:30 PM PST - 4 comments

Curious regional supermarket products?

Complete Parmesan cheeses in Milan, bicycle wheel sized paella pans in Barcelona...what are some other products considered everyday enough to be stocked in a particular country or region's supermarkets - yet which would be considered very unusual elsewhere?
posted by rongorongo at 1:29 PM PST - 37 comments

Creative re-use of soft steel wire

Creativity filter - constructive use for many lengths of 42" long soft steel wire ( 0.086" diameter - approximately 12 gauge ) [more inside]
posted by tronec at 12:45 PM PST - 6 comments

What is the "principle of dissolvent rationality"?

What does the "principle of dissolvent rationality" mean in Chapter 1 of The Dialectic of Enlightenment? [more inside]
posted by jwhite1979 at 12:38 PM PST - 5 comments

3/8" to 1/2" Berkel (MB) Bread slicer change in NYC?

I may be purchasing a used Berkel bread slicer — the model is MB (it may be MBSS, since the whole model is stainless steel). It currently has a 3/8" slice size. I need it changed to a 1/2" slice size. Do you have a recommendation for a service center in or around NYC that could do the job well without breaking the bank? [more inside]
posted by defenestration at 12:31 PM PST - 1 comment

Like my great-uncle's back hair.

Will my rug shed forever? [more inside]
posted by TallulahBankhead at 12:15 PM PST - 5 comments

Last-minute soil for winter garden

We have a new house and huge yard. We're eager to fill it with plantlife. In fact, we're a little too eager and found some good prices, so we already bought over 200 seedlings, half of which are kale and chard. We live in Davis, CA, in the CA central valley near Sacramento, in the west region that is known for particularly clay-y soil. Our main source of garden information is from: http://daviswiki.org/gardening *** See inside for 9 questions we have as last-minute uneducated gardeners.... [more inside]
posted by oneous at 12:14 PM PST - 9 comments

How to I make GIANT BUBBLES... Bubbles... bubbles...?

Any one have personal experience with Giant Bubbles that you're willing to share? [more inside]
posted by StimulatingPixels at 12:00 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me tame my titties.

Help me find this unique, snowflake-y sports bra for dance/yoga. [more inside]
posted by psycheslamp at 11:59 AM PST - 11 comments

Stop reading my mail!

Help me get through to my dad about respecting my privacy now that I no longer live with him. [more inside]
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 11:54 AM PST - 34 comments

Teaching today's tech to the teachers

What are some of the best blogs, websites, newsletters, etc. that explore the innovative uses of (and issues related to) technology and social media in K-12 education? [more inside]
posted by aheckler at 11:45 AM PST - 5 comments

Where do I move my money in Los Angeles?

So I think I've had enough and I'm going to close out my BofA account tomorrow. Any good credit union/co-op recommendations for Los Angeles? [more inside]
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 10:08 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me figure out the reason for my boyfriend's lack of effort?

My boyfriend is not putting effort into our relationship to the same degree I am? [more inside]
posted by Chelsaroo650 at 9:36 AM PST - 21 comments

867-5309, et al

I am a freelance writer writing a piece about people who have done fun things that copy popular cultural and musical icons. For instance, people who have stood on the corner in Winslow Arizona, or have crossed the street at Abbey Lane, or who have had the phone number 867-5309, or who have a soccer ball named Wilson. [more inside]
posted by CollectiveMind at 9:27 AM PST - 13 comments

iPod Touch or iPhone?

Does buying a new iPod Touch as a gift for my wife still make sense now? Considering the iPhone... [more inside]
posted by theobserver at 9:16 AM PST - 16 comments

Can my boss call me at 2am?

My boss called me at 1:45am to ask me to come in early the next day. Is that as outrageous as I think it is? [more inside]
posted by Nibbly Fang at 8:43 AM PST - 34 comments

Any motherboard with better graphics cards than mine?

I'm thinking about upgrading my computer. I was wondering if there was a motherboard that had a better - or at least comparable integrated graphics card to mine, a GeForce 8400GS. [more inside]
posted by SeeTheTurtle at 8:34 AM PST - 8 comments

Woodcarving for beginners

I think it would be cool if I could carve little wooden toy animals for my recently-born daughter. Something like these, maybe with a little more detail. Please hope me! [more inside]
posted by The Toad at 8:33 AM PST - 5 comments

Steve's Office is as Messy as Mine

Can you identify the random bits of technology in this photo of Steve Jobs' home office?
posted by LastOfHisKind at 8:13 AM PST - 8 comments

Compressing AIFF files

I'm recording Skype calls using Audio Hijack, and finding that the resulting AIFF files are pretty big and hard to send. What's the easiest way to compress them (to where they're still good listening quality), either via iTunes or RealPlayer or some other app?
posted by dearleader at 6:14 AM PST - 8 comments

What shoes would go with this dress?

What kind of shoes do you think I could wear with this dress? [more inside]
posted by prune at 5:23 AM PST - 26 comments

Frequent tired flyer

I fly every Sunday and Friday for the next several months. Help me stay healthy and sane. [more inside]
posted by ttyn at 5:09 AM PST - 26 comments

Does anyone gather statistics or investigate health ins. companies for denying necessary tests?

Is there an agency or organization to complain to when an insurance company denies a test that results in extended but easily avoidable pain & suffering? [more inside]
posted by xyzzy at 1:41 AM PST - 7 comments

Does Wordpress support English and East Asian languages natively?

Does Wordpress support display of blog posts in English + East-Asian languages, natively or out of the box? [more inside]
posted by Bodrik at 1:19 AM PST - 3 comments

October 15

I need my very own Bag of Holding.

Have any of you purchased ThinkGeek's Bag of Holding messenger bag? It seems perfect for me (huge capacity, neutral color, numerous pockets, ever-so-slightly geeky) but so many Amazon reviews mention that the zippers break or come apart easily. If not, do you have recommendations for a similar bag? [more inside]
posted by cp311 at 11:37 PM PST - 31 comments

No Love For You!

If you were unlucky in love for most of your life, but then things finally changed and you met the mate you feared you never would, what changed? Or was it just a matter of persistence? [more inside]
posted by oceanview at 10:15 PM PST - 27 comments

Help me translate a Spanish poem recieved from a recent love interest

Help me translate some Spanish (Spain) to English, and understand the significance of what it says. [more inside]
posted by robobrent at 10:05 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I get a jump?

I feel like I'm stuck in that awkward phase of a relationship between dating and when things become serious. I'm ready for something more. I'm not sure my boyfriend is, and I'm concerned. Snowflakes abound. [more inside]
posted by erstwhile at 9:46 PM PST - 20 comments

Metal ruler?

Where can I find a good stainless steel 60 inches ruler? [more inside]
posted by pakora1 at 9:43 PM PST - 8 comments

Cat can't a go go

I'm pretty sure my female cat has a urinary tract infection -- she's dragging her butt, licking herself all the time, going to the litter box a lot, etc. I'm going to take her to the vet, but I'm having trouble finding one that's open on Sundays. Is it okay for this to wait until Monday or should I go to an emergency animal hospital?
posted by The Lamplighter at 9:33 PM PST - 16 comments

Is it realistic to find a non-religious man who doesn't watch porn regularly?

Is it realistic to find a non-religious man who doesn't watch porn regularly? [more inside]
posted by figgypudding at 9:30 PM PST - 74 comments

Florida timing rules for civil motions?

Florida law question: Dear Florida litigators, is there a general rule governing the deadline by which a party must file a Response or an Opposition to a motion in a civil action (e.g. X days before the hearing)? I've looked at the Florida Rules of Court and didn't find a rule on point. But I'd be gobsmacked if there wasn't a rule of some kind.
posted by KimikoPi at 9:20 PM PST - 2 comments

How can I create an awesome Macho Man costume?

Halloween Costume Filter: I want to be Macho Man Randy Savage for Halloween (the cowboy hat version) [more inside]
posted by mrbob14 at 9:20 PM PST - 3 comments

short-form Xbox entertainment?

Is there a really good story-driven Xbox 360 game that I can play through in one afternoon? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 9:18 PM PST - 15 comments

Where to get more information about the culture of different software teams?

This insider perspective on the management culture at Google and Amazon by Steve Yegge is absolutely fascinating and educational. Where else can I get information like this on the culture of various software organizations? [more inside]
posted by unmodern at 8:53 PM PST - 7 comments

wtf

While I was at work this evening, my wife had to call the cops on a guy doing something really horrific in our apartment complex. The guy left before the cops showed up. We're terrified. What now? Details, possible animal cruelty triggers, after jump... [more inside]
posted by triceryclops at 8:31 PM PST - 15 comments

Plastic frames for glasses?

How do you adjust plastic eyeglass frames? I have always had wire frames which are easily adjusted (and easily knocked out of true). Can plastic frames be adjusted? Do they need adjusting? Any other opinions on plastic vs. wire?
posted by metahawk at 7:49 PM PST - 11 comments

How can I intern for a start-up? (My major is accounting)

How should I go about finding internships at start-ups? I am getting a master's in Accounting (my BA is in English and I also have an MA in Writing). I'm 25 and, not wanting the make the same mistake as last time, I know I need to do some internships and get experience. I'm really interested in start-ups, I might even start my own company one day, but right now I want to get involved in one. [more inside]
posted by locussst at 7:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me support my boy by finding his hat!

I need help finding a specific blue/grey Red Bull beanie. It's more important than you'd guess! [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 7:17 PM PST - 8 comments

Deep Space Feline?

Clever name for a cat? [more inside]
posted by mrfuga0 at 6:50 PM PST - 72 comments

Does (harddrive) Size Matter with the Cloud?

Ok, probably a stupid question, but... with the iCloud, what's the advantage of the larger hard drive sizes on the iPhone 4S? [more inside]
posted by Caravantea at 6:46 PM PST - 11 comments

Tomato Soup Recipe from Bread restaurant in nyc

A couple years ago I ate at a restaurant called Bread in NYC. I believe this is the restaurant. They had mindblowingly awesome tomato soup. Do you know the recipe this restaurant uses? [more inside]
posted by mjcon at 6:22 PM PST - 6 comments

Unlocked Iphone and Mac Software?

Will updating my Mac software (from Leopard to Snow Leopard) re-lock my iphone? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:16 PM PST - 5 comments

The Hardware Store guys don't have answers.

AskMefi type board for woodworking and metal work DIY projects? [more inside]
posted by VikingSword at 5:54 PM PST - 13 comments

Quick and easy Tokyo Blade Runner costume

Looking for an easy-to-throw-together male costume for a party with dress code "Neon Geisha, Renegade Replicant, Mechanical Doll, Retro Glamour, Femmebot Fatale, Electroglam, Gothic Renaissance, New Romantic, Blitz Kid, Cyberpunk, Electric Witch, Blade Runner Realness..." [more inside]
posted by Jacen Solo at 5:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Why the heck did my butter turn purple?

Why the heck did my butter turn purple? [more inside]
posted by Susan PG at 5:41 PM PST - 15 comments

Looking for wrist watch with particular features

I'm looking for a wrist watch with these features: Digitial, water proof/resistant, an easy way to monitor my or someone else's heart rate in an emergency situation, and a timer that I can easily set for 2 to 5 minutes so I know when to administer additional meds if my dog has a seizure. Any feedback would be much appreciated. Thank you.
posted by htm at 5:32 PM PST - 2 comments

Grapefruit Pants?

Where can I buy grapefruit pajama pants? [more inside]
posted by Guernsey Halleck at 4:53 PM PST - 5 comments

Can I change my mind?

Need some datapoints on body piercing. [more inside]
posted by stubborn at 4:52 PM PST - 10 comments

What theater-themed short story involving a wallflower actor am I having trouble remembering?

I am trying to find the name of a short story that involved a socially awkward actor brought out of his shell romantically by Shakespeare's words. [more inside]
posted by noyb42 at 4:35 PM PST - 5 comments

Entomologists, ants are littering on my patio! Why?

What are these ants on my patio doing? Every day, all day, a few ants will bring little specks of what looks like dirt (could be something else, like decayed ants) and leave it on my patio. They do not make a pile, but spread it out. Every day the sprinklers come on at midnight and wash all that stuff back down towards the ants, and as soon as it is dry they start again. Why are they doing this? I feel like the ants are littering on my patio. If it helps I live in north Dallas. Thank you! (I do not think it is them trying to get infected ants out of the nest, but maybe. It was my first thought.)
posted by Reighlok at 4:27 PM PST - 4 comments

So who's the obscure forerunner of Coltrane?

Flying Burrito Brothers : The Eagles as Brooks and Dunn : The Louvin Brothers as John Coltrane : ?? [more inside]
posted by Ollie at 3:53 PM PST - 21 comments

Mold me a Lifesaver (r)

Is there a way to buy custom printed or molded candy other than M&Ms - ideally lifesavers or similar. And I'm not talking about just a logo on the wrapper... [more inside]
posted by danapiper at 3:28 PM PST - 10 comments

How to have the longest birthday possible

I really like birthdays. I want to have the longest birthday that is technically possible. How do I achieve this? [more inside]
posted by v.barboni at 3:23 PM PST - 11 comments

Scared and mystified

How do I find out what (really scary) just happened to me on the subway platform? [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 3:19 PM PST - 13 comments

What is the origin of this costume I keep seeing?

Trying to find out where a particular ethnic (Muslim?) women's costume comes from. Too shy to take a photo. Does anyone recognise my description? [more inside]
posted by Perodicticus potto at 1:42 PM PST - 5 comments

LinkedIn Endorsements - Trim to the few "best" or show them all?

I've often called my career in architecture glorified itinerant work. The fact is that I need to go where the jobs are. So, despite having confidence in my position for the next six months to two years, I recently decided to start brushing up my public facing networking tools. In particular this means LinkedIn, and I decided to send a request for recommendations to many folks I have worked with over the past decade and a half at several positions. The result has been pretty gratifying to my ego, but now I realize I need to better understand the etiquette and strategy of how best to post them. [more inside]
posted by meinvt at 1:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Watching Sports While Worrying

How can a person with a conscience watch contact sports? [more inside]
posted by kat518 at 1:05 PM PST - 43 comments

Post Searching for Poster

What is your go-to poster? The one that you hang up in your office or bedroom and just derive profound enjoyment from? [more inside]
posted by eytanb at 12:44 PM PST - 47 comments

Where/how to obtain a manual for a 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer?

No Chilton or Haynes manual exists for my 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer ES, and I've been unable to find any equivalent or substitute. How and where can I acquire such an item? (Note: Not looking for the nearly useless Owner's Manual. I want as much technical detail as I can get.)
posted by perspicio at 12:30 PM PST - 6 comments

MBP 2011 Speaker Pop

My MacBook Pro 2011 13" is making an odd noise through the speakers/headphones. Has anybody come across this before? [more inside]
posted by anaximander at 12:15 PM PST - 8 comments

Computers + Dust = Die

I've been told to invest in an antistatic dust cover for my 24" iMac. Any suggestions? Live in the UK
posted by nam3d at 12:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Can I recreate Brooklyn in Missouri?

I grew up in St. Louis, West County, and my family still lives there. After living in New York for 16 years, I'm thinking about moving back in order to be closer to them, but I'm sad to leave Brooklyn. What neighborhoods in St. Louis should I look at? [more inside]
posted by valeries at 11:59 AM PST - 16 comments

Thank you kindly

I have lived and worked with a lot of people from different places around the world. From one of these people I have picked up the habit of saying "Thank you kindly" instead of simply "Thank you". Is there a country or region where this is particularly common? [more inside]
posted by alby at 11:56 AM PST - 21 comments

They drank my MLKSHK!

Help me get MLKSHK back! [more inside]
posted by pjern at 11:53 AM PST - 3 comments

Looking for the name of a documentary which reunited Third Reich denouncers and their victims.

I'm looking for the name of a documentary which reunited Third Reich denouncers and their victims. I believe that I saw it in the late nineties, but I can't find any references to it on Google.
posted by klanawa at 11:50 AM PST - 3 comments

Low cost gift ideas for my amazing husband

Help me come up with a fantastic birthday gift for my husband. Special circumstances make this challenging. (Maybe a little NSFW). [more inside]
posted by lizifer at 11:49 AM PST - 5 comments

Which cake pan do I use?

Emergency baking question - I don't have the size pan that I thought I had, and am not sure what to do. Help me figure out the alternative! [more inside]
posted by Neely O'Hara at 11:32 AM PST - 6 comments

Dating without the bullshit?

I enjoy going on dates. I do not enjoy navigating a thicket of doublespeak and bullshit in order to figure out what's next. Is there any way around this? [more inside]
posted by dekathelon at 11:31 AM PST - 43 comments

Help me think of a (female) costume for a 1986 theme party

I'm attending a friend's birthday party who was born in 1986, hence the party's theme. I'm female, but I've only been able to think of a lot of male costumes that don't get me anywhere (karate kid, tom cruise in top gun, etc). The costume has to be someone/something specific from that year. Help me think of a female costume (preferably quickly since the party is .. tonight)!
posted by madscientist01 at 11:18 AM PST - 27 comments

How to convert this jQuery snippet to plain JS or Mootools?

Need to get standard Javascript or Mootools equivalent code for this jQuery snippet. [more inside]
posted by circular at 10:55 AM PST - 11 comments

Bombastic, histrionic, over-the-top, emotionally cathartic songs

Bombastic, histrionic, over-the-top, emotionally cathartic songs? Preferably those especially good played LOUD. [more inside]
posted by vers at 10:43 AM PST - 79 comments

So much for being discreet.

I have some iPhone ringtones I've made with GarageBand that are entirely too loud. I cannot figure out how to decrease the volume. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by andrewcilento at 10:40 AM PST - 4 comments

Phùng Thị Chính?

Librarians / reference experts: I'm seeking any information in English about Phùng Thị Chính (other than the stub on Wikipedia).
posted by kalapierson at 10:36 AM PST - 2 comments

Getting my mom an iPad. I need simplicity!

I'm getting an iPad for my (aging) mother -- what am I missing? How can I make this as simple as possible for her? If it's at all complicated, she won't go for it. [more inside]
posted by cgg at 10:34 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me help the top 1%!

For a protest/event/action later today I need sarcastic slogans, chants, and lines about tough the rich have it, and how they can't afford to pay more taxes. [more inside]
posted by elmer benson at 9:58 AM PST - 12 comments

Why am I so angry?

I'm 10 weeks pregnant and I am so angry! I have less patience, tolerance, and empathy for everyone and everything. How do I calm down and get a grip? [more inside]
posted by fiasco at 9:20 AM PST - 29 comments

Black Spots on Curry Leaf Plant

Block spots on my curry leaf plant (Murraya koenigii). What's killing my poor plant? [more inside]
posted by destrius at 9:19 AM PST - 3 comments

Good intermediate accounting book for internet companies?

What is a good basic to intermediate financial or cost accounting book that is focused on software/internet companies? [more inside]
posted by I like to eat meat at 9:10 AM PST - 2 comments

I'm in a funk: how do I stop feeling anxious and depressed and build more of a social life?

I'm in a funk: how do I stop feeling anxious and depressed and build more of a social life? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:37 AM PST - 11 comments

Couples counseling in NYC

I am just about at my wit's end with my boyfriend. Please recommend a couples counselor in New York (Manhattan, specifically). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:37 AM PST - 2 comments

Thanks, but we were just going to get takout Mexican

How can we tactfully decline a very generous offer to deliver food to our house in the first weeks with our new baby? [more inside]
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 8:15 AM PST - 33 comments

Android --> iPhone

Awaiting delivery of my iPhone 4S and then I will be switching from Android. What do I need to know to make the switch smoothly? Since this will be the first iPhone I've ever really played with at all, are there any tips/tricks for new users that will help me get up and running faster? I know that which apps are considered "have to's" depends a lot on what you are into, but are there any particular apps that I should be looking at first to help get me started? What do you wish you'd known as you set up your first iPhone/Apple product?
posted by SweetTeaAndABiscuit at 7:32 AM PST - 9 comments

How to bring life to old Uggs?

How to restore the sheepskin in Uggs? [more inside]
posted by youcancallmeal at 6:07 AM PST - 4 comments

Buy curtains, get sleep?

What is the best way to lower the ambient noise in my bedroom given the following constraints? (Snowflakes inside) [more inside]
posted by carolinaherrera at 5:31 AM PST - 7 comments

Chicago to South Bend Roadtrip

Can you suggest must-do's and must-not do's for a road trip from the Chicago area to South Bend (Notre Dame)? [more inside]
posted by qsysopr at 5:20 AM PST - 9 comments

What to do in a far-away emergency?

I'm thinking of going backpacking with a couple of friends in Southeast Asia for two weeks, and using a GPS tracker with an alert function. Only trouble is, who should I alert, and what could they do? [more inside]
posted by edbyford at 4:34 AM PST - 7 comments

Auction Software

Hi I am in need of software for auction sellers. Something that will track my inventory, final sales, profits and losses, etc. I sell in two different auctions sites ebay and labx so I need something that is not solely for ebay. Any recommendations will be greatly appreciated.
posted by Noodles at 3:45 AM PST - 1 comment

Drugs and cervix

I was advised to take 100 mils of ibuprofen before I go in for a colposcopy and possible cervical biopsy Monday morning. Should I take my last half of a klonopin, or my last ativan, and will these drugs necessitate me asking someone to drive me? [more inside]
posted by goofyfoot at 3:35 AM PST - 27 comments

A new job or career that has no computer use, no sitting around in chairs, and no driving a van

I'm looking for a new job or career that has no computer use, no sitting around in chairs, and no driving a van. Can you help me think of ideas? [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 2:31 AM PST - 17 comments

Is graduate school a good idea?

Has anyone gone to a graduate program in graphic design? What was the experience like? And were you able to get a job that would pay off the cost of going into one? [more inside]
posted by mando at 1:30 AM PST - 4 comments

October 14

Child psychic, tea-reader mom, titanic blanket

Help me find this children's book I would have read in the 80's. It had a psychic girl in it, from a poor family, and I believe it was set in the 1920's. Her mother was a tea-reader and may have been a gypsy. I remember a scene where the girl briefly time-traveled to the sinking titanic, and came back soaking wet, draped in a white star line blanket. Her fame allowed her to meet some royal personage, and the rich family in town gave her a dress from the dry goods shop. that's all I've got.
posted by camdan at 11:48 PM PST - 3 comments

Sometimes it just never happens

How do you let go of regret and envy? [more inside]
posted by generic230 at 11:21 PM PST - 26 comments

How does one set about making an impact in their surroundings?

How do I make an impact/difference/accomplish something memorable? [more inside]
posted by Peregrin5 at 11:17 PM PST - 3 comments

What are my rights in Washington state regarding the sale of the property I rent by my landlord?

As a tenant, what are my rights regarding my landlord's ability to sell the property to a new owner before the end of the lease? [more inside]
posted by NBJack at 9:31 PM PST - 10 comments

Wish Book Please!

How do I get a FLOOD of Christmas catalogs? [more inside]
posted by The otter lady at 9:11 PM PST - 8 comments

Ain't WHICH Mountain High Enough?

On the muzak where I work, which is actual Muzak brand muzak, there is a soul channel that sometimes plays a version of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" that is simply amazing. It's a female vocalist, sounds like Aretha Franklin, may be her, but I can't seem to find a matching version online. [more inside]
posted by Slinga at 8:32 PM PST - 6 comments

Advent Calendar w/chocolate

Please help me find an Advent Calendar with chocolate prizes. [more inside]
posted by KneeDeep at 8:11 PM PST - 13 comments

Are you a hydro-electric engineer?

Can anyone explain how the 'intake towers' at the Hoover dam work? [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 at 7:29 PM PST - 8 comments

Attention Please

[MusicalEquipmentGeekeryFilter] Can anyone answer my questions about the stage equipment of the band BORIS? [more inside]
posted by Rube R. Nekker at 7:25 PM PST - 3 comments

Where can I help others for my own questionable mental health purposes?

Where can I volunteer at a soup kitchen (or similar organization) in NYC *this weekend*, as a last-minute thing? [more inside]
posted by Eshkol at 6:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Mexican "Day of the Dead"-themed Costumes

Halloween costume filter: Inspired by this AskMe, my wife & I have decided to go for Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead)-themed costumes. Interested in any and all ideas both for costumes themselves and face-painting patterns (and floral accessories!). A few possibilities we've been looking at: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5. But open to anything. Thanks!
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 5:10 PM PST - 15 comments

Group Condo Purchase

What do I need to consider with regards to a group buy of a condo? [more inside]
posted by rryan at 5:03 PM PST - 7 comments

The Crumbs Remain

I have a small, tile, kitchen floor (small space, largish tiles). What is the best swiffer-type product to use after sweeping to get the last bit of dirt and crumbs that are left? Or is a traditional mop still the best bet?
posted by nadawi at 4:51 PM PST - 12 comments

Programmable Keyboard for data entry?

I have this programmable keyboard at work. Any (modern) equivalent replacements? [more inside]
posted by Fortnight Bender at 4:38 PM PST - 7 comments

I bent a trundle bed and need to replace it!

I bent the top frame of a trundle bed, how does one go about finding a new one? [more inside]
posted by Botunda at 4:08 PM PST - 7 comments

Pocatell me everything about Pocatello.

I want to know about Pocatello, Idaho. [more inside]
posted by angab at 3:32 PM PST - 8 comments

I failed at internet dating.

internet dating etiquette filter: reinstating abandoned communications, and dating multiple people at once [more inside]
posted by geegollygosh at 3:30 PM PST - 16 comments

Costa Rica filter

Costa Rica Blogs? [more inside]
posted by private_idaho at 3:18 PM PST - 1 comment

Warm fuzzy feelings?

Why should I transfer my savings account to a credit union? [more inside]
posted by pwnguin at 2:58 PM PST - 26 comments

Need help with garbage disposal

Need help with wiring a garbage disposal. [more inside]
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:08 PM PST - 4 comments

When to stop/start pushing someone for something you really want?

How much hounding of someone is too much when applying for something like a scholarship or internship? [more inside]
posted by snowysoul at 2:07 PM PST - 5 comments

I want to kill zombies in higher resolution

Getting a gaming rig -- advice? [more inside]
posted by extramundane at 2:02 PM PST - 19 comments

Emerging from my Personal Great Recession

The last eighteen months have been brutal for me and my small company. The company became over-reliant on a single client who then stiffed us for a lot of money. To avoid layoffs, I burned down the company’s reserves, then the company’s credit, then my own savings, and then my own credit. Promised payments never arrived, layoffs ensued anyway, productivity collapsed as staff panicked and I began living a crazy-frugal lifestyle. Meanwhile I worked hard to reboot the firm and project to friends, family and competitors that everything was under control: stress city. Now, today, comes the payment I negotiated. It’s enough to pay off the company’s debts, return me to the payroll and reimburse myself for enough of the money I loaned the firm to pay off my credit cards. But it’s really weird, Metafilter: practical and behaviorial economics questions within. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:59 PM PST - 15 comments

Philly to NYC for a show!

Philly to NYC for a concert: help me plan. I am going to the Duran Duran concert with openers Neon Trees in Madison Square Garden. I have never been to the venue. We are going to take the bus up that day and need to be back in Philly in the morning. What's the best way to do this? [more inside]
posted by DoubleLune at 1:53 PM PST - 14 comments

What was that old computer game where you're the President of the USA in the not-too-distant future?

Please help me remember an old computer game. It was a lighthearted kids' adventure/puzzle game. It takes place in the far future and you are the president or possibly the president's advisor. (It wasn't Shadow President). Puzzles involved dolphins, martians and robots. [more inside]
posted by overeducated_alligator at 1:37 PM PST - 6 comments

Plone vs. Wordpress CRAZY PANTS Search Engine Discovery

How can I improve Plone search engine discovery? [more inside]
posted by Fuzzy Dog at 1:14 PM PST - 1 comment

I'm looking for Spanish podcasts.

Are there any general-interest, Spanish language podcasts similar to Radiolab, All Things Considered, TED, or the Moth?
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 1:10 PM PST - 2 comments

Jobs that involve communication of social science data?

How can I focus on what I'm good at? [more inside]
posted by powerbumpkin at 1:01 PM PST - 10 comments

What DVD is this clip from, and where do I buy it?

How do I find out what DVD this clip is from, and where to buy it? (NSFW) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:59 PM PST - 6 comments

How to break heroin addiction

There is a person who is close to me who is addicted to heroin. We need to help her. For those of you who have experience with this, please help us figure out what the next steps are. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:59 PM PST - 16 comments

Meeting important people. Tips on having a great conversation?

I'm meeting some important people at individual coffee meetings. What can I do to ensure I have a quality meeting/conversation where the person feels like they had a rewarding time as well? [more inside]
posted by suburbs at 12:57 PM PST - 5 comments

What's this riff?

Can you help me identify this guitar riff? I have a feeling it might be Roy Harper, but I can't find the track (and I haven't heard it for 30 years...) [more inside]
posted by MinPin at 12:34 PM PST - 11 comments

Tax implications and other challenges for a job in the US with an overseas business

What issues am I not considering about this potential job working in the US for a friend's overseas business? [more inside]
posted by Hark! A Sock Puppet at 12:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Good edition of The Ambassadors

Could someone suggest a nice reading edition of Henry James's The Ambassadors? [more inside]
posted by feelinggood at 12:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Legal issues of writing a book about a video game?

What legal issues might I run into when writing an instructional guide book for a video game? [more inside]
posted by joshrholloway at 12:26 PM PST - 7 comments

Unique seeds for pops!

My dad loves being outside. I want to get him some cool/fun seeds for Christmas to plant in the spring. What should I get? He lives in south eastern Wisconsin (zone 5). [more inside]
posted by fuzzysoft at 12:22 PM PST - 11 comments

Go to book on working with an assistant?

I am a busy executive level position in a small consulting firm. Business is booming and I'm in high demand - as such I am beginning to feel the need to hire an assistant to take some things off my plate and allow me to focus on some higher level thinking. Is there a respected book, resource, or school of thought on how to incorporate a personal / administrative assistant in to my personal workflow? [more inside]
posted by jlowen at 12:16 PM PST - 2 comments

day trip outside of Denver

2 days in Denver metro area in November and looking for a day trip (and a place outside of Denver to stay the night) - what to do? [more inside]
posted by waylaid at 11:52 AM PST - 9 comments

How to get mothball stink out of a dresser that's already been empty of mothballs for years?

How do we get mothball fumes out of a dresser (not just mask the scent), when the dresser has already been sitting empty for years and still stinks? [more inside]
posted by palliser at 11:50 AM PST - 13 comments

GRE Biology Subject Exam question

Folks that have taken the GRE Subject Exam in Biology: Is it absolutely necessary to take Biochemistry before tackling the exam, or can I study for the exam and still knock it out of the park? (specifics follow) [more inside]
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:49 AM PST - 14 comments

How do libraries decide which donated books get added to the catalog?

The question was asked, What does the library do with donated books? and one of the respondents said that library staff screen donations and then decide what to do with, or where to send each book. These people were referred to as "Selectors." I'm curious about the process of 'Selecting' on behalf of a library. What I mean is, How do libraries generally decide what gets added to the catalog (approved for processing) and what gets rejected (sent off to the 'Friends bookstore' or what have you). I'm sure each library has its own needs to consider but, generally speaking, are there some set of basic guidelines that most Selectors employ in the initial screening process?
posted by mousepad at 11:33 AM PST - 19 comments

Neighborhoods in Chicago for twenty-something foodie?

What Chicago neighborhood is best for a single 20-something foodie? [more inside]
posted by melissam at 11:30 AM PST - 18 comments

A 1 percent for your thoughts.

How much money do you have to make to be in "the top 1 percent", in world terms? [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 11:18 AM PST - 31 comments

Will my doctor friend lost his medical licence if he checks into an inpatient mental facility?

My best friend is a doctor in Miami (with a board-certified specialism) and he's having a nervous breakdown. He's afraid that if he checks himself into a mental hospital he'll lose his licence to practice medicine. I have couple of questions. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:39 AM PST - 12 comments

ScotchFilter: Help me introduct my girlfriend to Scotch whisky.

What's a good Scotch to introduce someone to the wonders of Scotch whisky? [more inside]
posted by asnider at 10:34 AM PST - 56 comments

I need help with my quit-smoking tattoo.

TattooFilter: I'm getting a quit-smoking tattoo and I need help with placement and a font, and maybe a border. [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 10:23 AM PST - 29 comments

Writers: how do you educate clients who don't value your work?

Copywriters and other creatives: how do you protect yourself when dealing with clients who suck up time with extensive revisions, general indecisiveness, or just plain bad judgment? My larger projects can handle some ballooning of time in one direction or another, and for my big national clients there is always client awareness of my expertise and what it's worth. My problem is with taking on smaller clients who seem great at first, but then balk at suggestions, revise good writing into terrible, etc... [more inside]
posted by mdiskin at 10:18 AM PST - 22 comments

Asking the right questions about being put on the deed of a house.

My mom is discussing purchasing a house and putting my name and my sister's name on the deed as well as hers. What questions should we be asking before she does this? [more inside]
posted by PussKillian at 10:11 AM PST - 12 comments

Have I been given the wong (tracking) number here ?

I've ordered a dress on behalf of the wife and it is being made and shipped from the Ukraine. They have given us a tracking number, but I suspect it is an incorrect one: The number supplied starts with RA, then has 9 digits and ends with UA. I've looked at the USPS Track & Confirm page and there is no RA suffix, only RE - and they always end in US, not UA So have I been given bogus info ?
posted by Webbster at 10:11 AM PST - 9 comments

What Math to learn for Fractal Design?

Knowing basic algebra, what math would I need to learn so that I could eventually program fractal movies? [more inside]
posted by davathar at 9:56 AM PST - 10 comments

Is There a Job Application Web App?

I'm looking for a web app that lets you create job applications and collect responses. Any recommendations? [more inside]
posted by tnoetz01 at 9:54 AM PST - 6 comments

Drinking Weekend Brunch in DC

Weekend brunch in Washington, DC with good or bottomless drinks? [more inside]
posted by princelyfox at 9:53 AM PST - 7 comments

Make me look less trustworthy in Lower Manhattan

I'll be in lower Manhattan today (Worth St). Can anyone recommend a barber in the vicinity that does straight-blade shaving? I would like to get my regular mustache converted into a Bob Dylan-style pencil mustache. If not right in the neighborhood, a reasonable subway ride away is ok. Thanks!
posted by SampleSize at 9:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Cube farming

I've read all the past threads on green office plants. Now help me find hardy -flowers- that can survive fluorescent light only. [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 9:32 AM PST - 7 comments

How to handle my brother being raped.

My brother was raped. What the hell do I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:31 AM PST - 38 comments

Dude, where's my period?

Dude, where's my period? Or, does anyone have any experiences to share of what most probably is exercise-induced amenorrhea? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:31 AM PST - 10 comments

Nicholas, Perkin, and Blunderdown

Please help me track down this book I loved as a child. [more inside]
posted by cereselle at 9:13 AM PST - 3 comments

Forget it, I'm registering at the dollar store.

Do I have to register at Big Box Red Store, even if I hate this store, just to be "polite?" (Friends act flabbergasted/annoyed and say we should register at BBRS basically because it's convenient for them. Rant inside about why I don't think we need to register there.) [more inside]
posted by ShadePlant at 9:05 AM PST - 45 comments

Buying/Importing from China & India

I want to buy products from Chinese and Indian suppliers to sell on my popular web site. I don’t have any buying experience and I’ve been trying to learn as much as I can. But so far I haven’t been able to find anyone with actual experience who is willing to advise me (and I have tried SCORE). And the advice I’ve found on the net has been too general and often not very credible. I also want to buy merchandise that is a little unusual, like stepper motors and CNC controllers. I’ve used services like DHgate and IndiaMart to identify potential vendors but I have no clue about what to ask and how to word my inquires so I don’t sound completely clueless. At this point I just want to find out if I can buy products at prices that will make selling them worthwhile. And if I do go ahead I want to start with some small orders. Will most manufacturers accept $500 to $1000 orders for items that cost $20-$50? Do you have any other advice you can give me?
posted by someonesomewhere at 8:59 AM PST - 4 comments

Syncing betwixt 2 machines, same data? Possible

Using iPhone/iPad between two computers with roughly the same data. Is this possible? More inside: [more inside]
posted by damiano99 at 8:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Era Acne Vulgaris

How do I handle hormonal acne as an adult, after going off birth control? [more inside]
posted by rachaelfaith at 8:15 AM PST - 23 comments

Anatomy of a Search

What are some good strategies for searching for the image of an old puzzle? I have asked here a few times over the years and come up with nothing, unfortunately. At this point I am ready to brute force it and just look at images of puzzles until I find the image of that puzzle. Previous methodology inside. [more inside]
posted by cashman at 8:05 AM PST - 4 comments

Is there really money in taking photos of trees?

Tips on getting started selling photographs as art? [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 7:57 AM PST - 18 comments

Bird suffering, need help!

A bird just crashed into my window and is in obvious distress and we're not sure what to do. [more inside]
posted by Kimberly at 7:42 AM PST - 31 comments

Wireless Security Cameras 2011 Edition

What is the current best wireless camera for remote monitoring? [more inside]
posted by cjorgensen at 7:35 AM PST - 3 comments

Find me cheap stuff in Hong Kong!

Find me some bargains in Hong Kong! [more inside]
posted by almostwitty at 7:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Awesome turn-based RPGs. Go!

Recommend me awesome turn-based RPGs I can play on my Mac! [more inside]
posted by lovedbymarylane at 7:07 AM PST - 18 comments

What to do when people can't follow simple instructions

Mrs. dyno04 has started getting a few clients for her photography business now, however most of the initial clients have been neighbors, friends, and family. As part of the end result she gives the clients a set of watermarked images and a set of high-resolution images. The print release specifically states that only the watermarked images can be used on Facebook. A few people have used the non-watermarked images on Facebook and she is wondering what is the best way to approach them to ask them to use the watermarked versions, keeping in mind that most of these people are people we interact with on a regular basis. She doesn't want to become "that" person that is only about making a dime.
posted by dyno04 at 6:43 AM PST - 35 comments

Post-punk Leonard Cohen?

Calling all indie music geeks... I need help identifying a band. iPhone update nuked all the downloaded music in my Rhapsody app. I was listening to a band that I liked a lot. Singer had sort of baritone, with interesting lyrics. Imagine a post-punk, slightly less-lackadaisical Leonard Cohen. Pretty sure record is relatively recent and band name has the word 'Future' in it. Any ideas?
posted by Heminator at 6:37 AM PST - 14 comments

I want to colour big pictures again

Childhood memory filter: as a kid in the early 80's we would get these fantastic posters to colour in. Each poster came in a cardboard tube with a unique set of felt tip pens to colour it. Where can I find these now? [more inside]
posted by HopStopDon'tShop at 6:30 AM PST - 11 comments

How do I get enough sleep despite daily stress?

How can I relax and get a full night's sleep, despite stress? [more inside]
posted by deathpanels at 6:17 AM PST - 13 comments

Attending a funeral of an estranged parent

My estranged father passed away. Should I attend his funeral? Lengthy, snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by kitkatcathy at 6:17 AM PST - 35 comments

Help stop bras from breaking

What is causing my underwire on my bras to break and what should I do about it? [more inside]
posted by moshimosh at 6:04 AM PST - 24 comments

Please help me file US tax returns while abroad

Please tell me exactly what I need to do to catch up on filing the tax returns that I didn’t complete for the last 4 years as a US citizen living abroad. [more inside]
posted by cilantro at 5:45 AM PST - 1 comment

RSS stealer, thy name is revenge.

A couple websites are taking my RSS feed, placing it on their website with their own ads, and of course doing this without permission. This isn't necessarily a bad thing (backlinks, right), but it sure as heck isn't welcome. I want to send the webmaster a very clear message - taking my stuff without asking is wrong. [more inside]
posted by chrisinseoul at 5:43 AM PST - 7 comments

How to deal with Chinese in a Perl program on a mac

Working with Chinese and English text, in a Perl programme, on a Mac. I feel like an idiot. [more inside]
posted by stonepharisee at 2:35 AM PST - 5 comments

What are the best methods for this type of survey?

What sort of survey are my colleagues planning? It would involve questionnaires dropped off at a variety of businesses (tour agencies and hotels, mostly), aimed at capturing details about their clients. This doesn't seem to fit the examples I see discussed in online resources on survey methods. To top it off, both the time frame and budget are limited. Where can I find best practices for this sort of survey--and how can I determine which best practices should be given highest priority? [more inside]
posted by col_pogo at 1:38 AM PST - 6 comments

How did pre-modern Inuit stay warm all winter?

From what I remember of the Inuit film Atanarjuat (The Fast Runner), the clothing, though heavy, seemed to fit very loosely. Although it seemed fine for the relatively mild weather of the film, I wondered if it would be effective enough when it was colder. How different was winter clothing during the era in the film? What are other practical details of staying warm outdoors for many hours in arctic or subarctic climates? Or did people just stay indoors? [more inside]
posted by Lirp at 1:28 AM PST - 12 comments

October 13

Mail.app sudden death.

Following a power shortage, Mail has "forgotten" everything, and greets me with the Welcome to Mail set-up assisting prompt. [more inside]
posted by progosk at 11:55 PM PST - 9 comments

Name that chillout tune!

Can you help identify tracks/artists in this ambient-downtempo mix from the early 2000s? Samples inside! [more inside]
posted by prinado at 11:46 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I prevent my drunk neighbor from driving?

I have a neighbor on my block that seems to be an alcoholic. Every couple of weeks, I see him driving slowly down the block, pull into his drive way and drunkenly stumble up the stairs in the middle of the day. I don't care if he drinks all day long, but I am concerned that he drives drunk. There are lots of small children that live on our street, including mine and I don't want a drunk driving around. So far, I've only seen him coming him drunk and at that point it's too late to call the cops. I don't know him personally, so confronting him does not seem like a good idea. What can I do, short of a staking him out at the bar? I'd rather not entertain the idea of car vandalism.
posted by LemonOrange at 11:37 PM PST - 33 comments

Calculating the average wait time for a book on hold at the library (or "Why didn't they teach something useful like this in library school?"

Is there an equation for figuring out the average wait time for a book on hold at the library. Or how to figure out the average wait time I have left for a book I put on hold because I'm dying to read the rest of it. [more inside]
posted by gov_moonbeam at 11:11 PM PST - 10 comments

What makes a good Food Bank?

Looking for insights into the creation of a Food Bank. [more inside]
posted by sarastro at 10:58 PM PST - 6 comments

Where Should I Study Abroad?

I'm a junior, and I have until tomorrow (!) to figure out where I want to study in the spring. I'd like to be somewhere in Europe - I study medieval European history in school - but I can't chose the right place. I want to go somewhere beautiful and culturally rich, continually stimulating and well located. I don't care about the language, and I grew up overseas so I don't need to choose a place that will expand my 'comfort zone'. Give me suggestions? I'm open to anything!
posted by howgenerica at 10:38 PM PST - 10 comments

Did you finish your homework? SIR YES SIR!

What should I do about an aspiring Marine in my class who keeps encouraging others to join the service? [more inside]
posted by JimmyJames at 10:35 PM PST - 40 comments

Indian Whiskey NYC?

Where can I buy Indian whisky in or around NYC? [more inside]
posted by zvs at 10:11 PM PST - 7 comments

A kid-friendly "Merchant of Venice"?

Please recommend a video production of "The Merchant of Venice" best suited for an 8-year-old. [more inside]
posted by e-man at 10:11 PM PST - 8 comments

Moving System Files to a New SSD in a MacBookPro

Adding an SSD to my MacBook Pro... How can I move the system files, and applications, as seamlessly as possible to the SSD while keeping the remainder of my files on the "normal" hard drive? [more inside]
posted by smitt at 10:08 PM PST - 10 comments

What is "puke?"

What is this style of sunglasses called and where can I buy them? [more inside]
posted by drjimmy11 at 10:05 PM PST - 5 comments

Green craters?

Where was the very last scene of "Space Battleship Yamato" filmed? [more inside]
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 9:57 PM PST - 2 comments

Riding the great material continuum.

Is there public data which shows average amount of money spent on various expenses for an average sized family (food, taxes, mortgage, car, stock investments, etc.) based on income? [more inside]
posted by hanoixan at 9:52 PM PST - 4 comments

iPhone Photo Overlay App

I'm looking for an iPhone app that can use a previous photo as a transparent overlay to match up when when taking a new photo. I want to take photos of a tree every week and have each photo look as similar as possible to show the growth of the leaves.
posted by greenapplecat at 9:52 PM PST - 5 comments

I have an unknown song stuck in my head!

I'm looking for a song sung by someone with a Seether-like, raspy-sounding voice. The only lyrics I can remember are "you will never be lonely (lonesome?) again." [more inside]
posted by biochemist at 9:47 PM PST - 16 comments

Song Identification Before I Go Nuts

What the hell is this song? [more inside]
posted by bdave at 9:23 PM PST - 3 comments

Please help me choose inexpensive audio for my home theater.

Hi I have a Panasonic VT30 65" plasma and I'm excited about the release of a video game next week. I'd like to celebrate by cashing in some amazon gift cards and adding better sound. Challenges: *My bedroom is small, so this stuff has to be low profile. *I only want to spend a few hundred dollars. Let's say $300-800. I'll upgrade some future day. I think a standalone receiver is not a sensible option but I'll consider it. Maybe a soundbar with sub is the way to go? If a soundbar really can simulate surround, that's great. If I have to go multispeakers they will have to be low profile. Thanks for reading. People probably ask this all the time but my search results were pretty poor!
posted by DesmondDoomsday at 8:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Two questions about the movie "How to Train Your Dragon"

Two questions about the movie How to Train Your Dragon. [more inside]
posted by Trurl at 8:45 PM PST - 5 comments

Who is this violinist/comedian?

A few years ago I saw a violin comedy bit on a late night talk show. The violinist was making fun of the fact that audiences don't know when to applaud at a symphony because of all the flourishes and false climaxes. (Sorry about the mangled terms, I don't really know music.) He illustrated this on his violin, by playing what sounded like a real classical piece, but one that had multiple endings and kept picking back up right when you were sure it was done. Kind of hard for me to describe without musical jargon, but hopefully someone knows what I'm talking about. Anyone have any idea who this was or where I can find it? I can't seem to find the right Google key words.
posted by Cortes at 8:26 PM PST - 7 comments

Funology!

What are some fun ways a 5 year old child can put a small piece of paper into a container or otherwise manipulate it? [more inside]
posted by Ideal Impulse at 8:25 PM PST - 14 comments

Job offer filter

Job opportunity filter: I've been offered a position at another company and need to make a decision soon. This job is essentially a promotion and a pay increase, however, I currently have a job and I'm happy with my salary. I'm also in the interview process with another company in a different field. [more inside]
posted by Dr. ShadowMask at 8:05 PM PST - 5 comments

My Dream is Telling Me [...]

How to Become Better at Dream Analysis [more inside]
posted by easilyconfused at 8:04 PM PST - 15 comments

Asbestos, popcorn ceilings, and family politics!

The apartment we're moving into in a few weeks has confirmed asbestos popcorn ceilings throughout. The landlord (who also happens to be my mother-in-law ... yay family complexities!) wants to remove the ceilings before we move in, but isn't interested in hiring an asbestos abatement specialist -- she's just looking for the cheapest price from a handyman. If the removal isn't performed properly, are we at any risk living there? Should we insist on a registered asbestos contractor? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:56 PM PST - 34 comments

Reason 5 rookie

I just bought a copy of Reason 5, and having NEVER used music creation software, I don't even know where to start. All the tutorials online and the instructions that came with it seem to be made for people who have a certain amount of experience with this type of software. I am a complete noob! Does anyone have any advice or resources to help get me started making music?
posted by venbear3 at 7:27 PM PST - 9 comments

Composition of Lourdes Water

What is the chemical composition of modern day Lourdes water? [more inside]
posted by cyphill at 7:06 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I make this room look finished?

What rug, curtain and artwork colours look best with this sofa, these walls and floors? [more inside]
posted by lollusc at 6:47 PM PST - 10 comments

white sugar: oz to cups/tablespoons

How many cups is 9 oz white granulated sugar? [more inside]
posted by ilk at 6:32 PM PST - 15 comments

Please help me hang three large format pieces of art so it is straight and evenly spaced.

Please help me hang three large format pieces of art so it is straight and evenly spaced. [more inside]
posted by funkiwan at 6:16 PM PST - 9 comments

The Canadian version of a FOIA request

In Canada, does the Access to Information Act apply to provincial and municipal governments?
posted by thewalrus at 6:10 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me heal my nose

What do I do to moisturize my nose? [more inside]
posted by bad grammar at 5:37 PM PST - 9 comments

Get me out of Sydney so I can get some work done

Sydneyfilter: I have a lot of written work to get done and I'd like to take a short break from Sydney to do it. I imagine writing in a quiet room with a view of nature, perhaps taking occasional breaks to stroll in a garden, through the bush or along a beach. Where can I stay that's relatively affordable (under $100 a night), accessible without a car, and no more than four hours from Sydney?
posted by embrangled at 5:18 PM PST - 9 comments

Mall me up

What day trips from NYC will give me a taste of middle America and/or red state culture? Big malls, Big Gulps, big cars with Bush-Cheney decals... What places are the cultural opposite of "liberal elite" Manhattan yet still close to Manhattan?
posted by dontjumplarry at 4:30 PM PST - 50 comments

Need advice for trip to Palm Springs and maybe Los Angeles.

Need advice for trip to Los Angeles and Palm Springs, CA. [more inside]
posted by kdern at 4:28 PM PST - 16 comments

Please help a lone traveler get to a specific place in Philadelphia tomorrow.

Please help a lone traveler get from one place in Philadelphia to another. [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 4:11 PM PST - 14 comments

He can have five browser windows open at once, but he can't find a briefcase that's big enough

Mr. enlarged is about to start work as a professional, and he needs to look the part. His laptop is enormous. What briefcase should he buy? [more inside]
posted by enlarged to show texture at 4:09 PM PST - 18 comments

What were the PBS donation gifts for Joe Bonamassa's concert aired Saturday?

PBS recently aired a brilliant movie of guitarist Joe Bonamassa performing live during their pledge drive, which is now over. What were the various gift packages they offered and their corresponding donation levels? [more inside]
posted by Thinkmontgolfier at 4:01 PM PST - 2 comments

Why do I get so shaky when exercising?

I am an overweight woman in my late 30's and I have been trying to add more exercise to my life. I am about 100 lbs overweight and since I am really, really out of shape I've only been doing 20-30 minutes per session. I've been finding that anytime I do anything physical, even a mild walk, I get shaky and lightheaded and I sweat profusely. It feels very similar to a low blood sugar feeling. I have this experience both when I have eaten recently before exercising, and when I have not. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:57 PM PST - 31 comments

Wart's up, doc?

I have what looks like a wart on one of my nipples. Should I be worried? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:57 PM PST - 8 comments

my mom needs an awesome christmas/birthday gift.

awesome custom jewelry designers in the bay area (ca)? [more inside]
posted by koroshiya at 3:44 PM PST - 8 comments

Making artwork "pop" on the web

Question for a web app I'm building... How can I distort a flat image as though it were projected onto a contour, using JS/jQuery and HTML5 or ColdFusion's server-side image processing? [more inside]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 3:40 PM PST - 8 comments

What do I need to create dance-rock on a Mac/iPad in 2011?

Bring me up to date on modern music creation on a Mac and/or iPad? [more inside]
posted by buckaroo_benzai at 2:45 PM PST - 10 comments

Looking for high-quality bedding that won't break the bank.

Looking for high-quality bedding that won't break the bank. We've got a new king-sized bed and need to trick it out, but I'm feeling overwhelmed with brand choices. [more inside]
posted by Specklet at 2:36 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me change my font!

The fixed width font on my mac has been switched to some weird Gunsmoke esque thing. Pretty impossible to read any kind of code, etc. Help me switch it back, please!
posted by tremspeed at 1:37 PM PST - 10 comments

Activate iPhone On Different Number Than Ordered With

Help me activate a new iPhone 4S using a different number than it was ordered with. [more inside]
posted by awesomebrad at 1:33 PM PST - 6 comments

Creating a feeding scheme for those in need

Need help to think about the details of a feeding scheme for homeless and people in need in my neighbourhood. [more inside]
posted by heartofglass at 12:57 PM PST - 14 comments

Toward a Corporate Greed Index

Corporate Greed Index? Is this helpful/useful? [more inside]
posted by gnossos at 12:50 PM PST - 24 comments

Can I have surround sound that isn't ugly or obtrusive?

Can I have surround sound that isn't ugly or obtrusive? [more inside]
posted by dottiechang at 12:22 PM PST - 39 comments

Sticker shock

Just had our car registered with the DMV and got the 2012 tags. Also took it into the mechanic. His advice was to get another car, because this one is about shot. I haven't put the stickers on the car yet. Should I save them for the new car we'll be getting in less than two months? Will this save me money? Or is it non-transferrable to the new vehicle?
posted by Spyder's Game at 12:15 PM PST - 10 comments

help me search for many files on my HD at once?

help me search my HD for about 600 files all at once. [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 12:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Where can I rent shop space in Portland OR?

I'd like to rent a small and secure garage/shop space in Portland, OR to fix bikes/moto, build things and hide from my girlfriend inside of. ADX/TechShop style space does not seem like it would work for me but feel free to convince me otherwise. [more inside]
posted by beefetish at 11:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Hospice

My mother's liver is failing, but nowhere near as fast as expected. She has been in home hospice care for two and a half months. My aunt wants me to take her to the doctor but I feel like the physical toll on my mother outweighs any probable benefit. Am I doing the wrong thing? What do I tell my aunt? [more inside]
posted by polyhedron at 11:39 AM PST - 16 comments

I need more drive

The 2TB drive on my server is getting full. I know there are issues with older computers running the 3TB drives. Can I use this drive with this computer (E5200 processor, Win7 Pro 64)? If so, do I need to do anything special when I hook it up?
posted by Crotalus at 11:30 AM PST - 4 comments

Who made this artwork?

Does anyone know the origins of this image? I am trying to use it for something and would like to contact the original artist: image.jpg I've checked TinEye, but no luck, since it's been reblogged many times.
posted by HylandErickson at 11:24 AM PST - 3 comments

If you teach a mom to watch netflix, she will watch TV for a lifetime.

What are some techniques to help reluctant adult learners and technophobes (read: my parents) become more confident and want to use things? Or, if not, what are some good ways to help them help themselves? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 11:16 AM PST - 12 comments

More, please.

Ruin my life more, Someone Great... [more inside]
posted by No Shmoobles at 11:08 AM PST - 5 comments

help me excel at excel

Excel-filter: Is there a way to copy a formula from a cell on one sheet (e.g., page 4) to a different cell on a different sheet (page 1), where the total from page 4 is carried over to page 1? [more inside]
posted by headnsouth at 10:47 AM PST - 16 comments

Travel with Golf Set

Carrying a golf set from New York to New Delhi [more inside]
posted by jassi at 10:45 AM PST - 2 comments

Desperate for Alternative Perspectives

How seriously should I take sexual attraction when choosing the person want to have a child with? Due to unique circumstances, I find myself with two clear and available options, wherein one potential partner has a great job and a gentle/humorous/intelligent nature, and the other potential partner has a freelance job and chooses to work less and focus more on passions and is compassionate/generous/inspiring. If my enjoyment with them, desire to help them, sense of understanding is all equal, and only the sexual desire aspect is lacking, how do I realistically approach this? [more inside]
posted by teslateslatesla at 10:37 AM PST - 62 comments

What to get my son's first b'day?

What to get my son's first b'day? Not looking at toys, clothes or anything like that. Something that will last a long time and he can keep with him even when he's an adult. [more inside]
posted by WizKid at 9:41 AM PST - 27 comments

Not this again...

The Do Not Call registry has worked pretty well for us up to now. After years of literally no calls, telemarketers are calling us again. What gives? [more inside]
posted by werkzeuger at 9:40 AM PST - 13 comments

Did I make a mistake in how I handled this?

Help me understand my boyfriend's reaction to this relationship issue. While you're at it, help me figure out mine. I'm desperate. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:31 AM PST - 34 comments

How to debate people who don't share my rules?

How do I handle debating people who either ignore data-based arguments, or respond to them with anecdotes and opinions? [more inside]
posted by tempythethird at 9:30 AM PST - 41 comments

Basic laptop recommendations

I need a latop - and more. [more inside]
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 9:02 AM PST - 10 comments

Landline in Seattle?

Do I need a landline? Do they still exist in Seattle? [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 9:00 AM PST - 21 comments

Investing in an oil spike

I have a good feeling the oil price will go through the roof (+50%) in the next 6-12 months. How can I profit from this in the UK? [more inside]
posted by Mossy at 8:39 AM PST - 14 comments

Anything goes when it comes to prose, but...

What books/authors can you recommend where there is poetry in the prose? [more inside]
posted by holdkris99 at 8:23 AM PST - 53 comments

Smart-er wireless barcode scanner?

Need to find a wireless barcode scanner that can either do simple logic on its own or have a computer tell it if the barcode it just scanned is correct or not. [more inside]
posted by prggr at 8:17 AM PST - 5 comments

Please, don't let her have a reason to destroy me...

What are some good plants to place in our wedding garden? We've recently joined a community garden a few miles away and are hoping to use the plot to grow our own flowers / ornamental for our beach wedding this upcoming Memorial Day. [more inside]
posted by RolandOfEld at 8:08 AM PST - 8 comments

Where to buy folios?

Where can my office get a few hundred custom-logoed folios? We're looking for something like this or this, but large enough to insert 9x11 pages. [more inside]
posted by rebent at 8:00 AM PST - 2 comments

On Occupying and Occupying Everywhere

Please help me learn a little bit about "process" in the Occupy Everywhere world, especially from a comparative perspective (i.e. how is the consensus or direct democratic model structured differently in NYC, LA, Chicago, Boston, and other cities.) [more inside]
posted by kensington314 at 7:57 AM PST - 3 comments

What are the drawbacks to renouncing U.S. citizenship

Thinking of renouncing U.S. citizenship. Can you think of drawbacks I haven't considered? [more inside]
posted by Anxietygirl at 7:53 AM PST - 21 comments

I need to get better at this.

I'm really stressed about college right now. My grades are lower than ever (though not terribly low); I'm afraid I just can't do my major or that I'll disappoint my parents or just suck at school. What should my next steps be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:46 AM PST - 14 comments

Big awkward elephant doesn't pay rent

Should I keep ignoring what I deem as cliquish behavior? What should I look for the next time I room with people? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:45 AM PST - 12 comments

How do I get a good picture of myself?

I'm thinking about getting a professional photo of myself. This way I can post it on things like my website and public profiles, since I work as a web developer. I never did the senior photo thing. Snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by previously at 7:44 AM PST - 13 comments

Cross-platform code editor for Mac and PC?

What great code/text editors provide a perfectly consistent experience across both Mac and Windows environments? [more inside]
posted by Shepherd at 7:24 AM PST - 29 comments

Am I being a snob?

My boyfriend does not keep up to date on current events. This bothers me. Can I say something? Am I being a snob? [more inside]
posted by hollypolly at 7:04 AM PST - 57 comments

How can I keep my sick dog healthy?

My dog has cancer. Am I hurting him if I spoil the heck out of him the next few months? [more inside]
posted by werty at 7:01 AM PST - 17 comments

Hotels in Chicago: MYTH OR REALITY??

ChicagoHotelFilter: Heading to The Windy City in early November and I need to find a decent, affordable hotel near Western Ave./Cortez area for a single night. You feel like helping? [more inside]
posted by broadway bill at 7:00 AM PST - 11 comments

How do I calculate duties on a package mailed to Italy from the United States?

How do I calculate the duties, taxes, and/or other fees that a person in Italy will have to pay in order to receive a gift mailed from the United States? [more inside]
posted by kellygreen at 6:47 AM PST - 7 comments

Academic Sources on Community Broadband needed

Can anyone help me find academic or empirical sources to reference/cite in a law paper about state laws that prohibit local communities from building their own broadband networks? [more inside]
posted by indiebass at 6:39 AM PST - 8 comments

But it's a salad!

What restaurant foods seem/sound healthy, but are actually shockingly unhealthy? [more inside]
posted by litnerd at 6:26 AM PST - 40 comments

Should I leave Sprint?

Please help me decide whether or not to leave Sprint for another carrier. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by PSB at 5:56 AM PST - 6 comments

Pick a Red Wine

Please help me find a red wine for a tasting competition! [more inside]
posted by robstercraw at 5:32 AM PST - 11 comments

Male online dating clichés

I enjoyed these lists of clichés in female online dating profiles. Has anyone seen a similar list for male profiles? [more inside]
posted by pete_22 at 4:17 AM PST - 24 comments

How can I reverse the affects of alcohol on my blood vessels?

For the past two weeks I've been consuming large amounts of alcohol (mostly beer and wine, but also soju). After I first started drinking, I noticed a bump in a blood vessel in my right forearm. These bumps have now appeared along the rest of my forearm (that same vein). They feel like bruises. I'm pretty sure something is getting clogged up in there. I can stop drinking, but what can I do to get my blood flowing normally again? [more inside]
posted by jykmf at 4:11 AM PST - 16 comments

4 day Long weekend in Asia - where to go?

My wife and I are living in Manila and would like to get away for the long weekend in Late November/Early October. I was thinking of going to Japan but after watching a tv show on Taiwan, it looks amazing. I'm sure Asia has more to offer, so please help us pick a destination! [more inside]
posted by Admira at 4:10 AM PST - 4 comments

What's the best e-book reader for iPad2?

So last night I upgraded my iPad2 to iOS5 and discovered that my favorite e-book reader app, Stanza, doesn't work anymore. The ´net seems to think it will no longer be developed, so now I need to find a new reader. Dropbox connection is essential. I have (just now) settled on Bluefire, which is OK but laggy compared to Stanza. Any better suggestions for e-book reader apps for iPad2?
posted by chavenet at 3:40 AM PST - 33 comments

What services are worth £500 an hour?

Are there any skillsets for which a consultant in the UK could charge £500 an hour? [more inside]
posted by tel3path at 3:32 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me emigrate to AU/NZ

Help me emigrate to AU/NZ! [more inside]
posted by Alnedra at 2:55 AM PST - 10 comments

Clueless Consultant

Becoming a Consultant: After being an employee of a major consumer goods company for over six years, and climbing up the ladder very quickly, I am leaving my job to be with my fiance halfway around the world. I have a job offer to do the same as I was before, except as a consultant. What's the difference between being a consultant and a regular company full time employee? [more inside]
posted by peachtree at 1:40 AM PST - 7 comments

How this unknown track is ruining my life

Can someone identify the music bed being used in this episode of Charlie Brooker's How TV Ruined Your Life? [more inside]
posted by theyexpectresults at 12:38 AM PST - 6 comments

October 12

Will this work for a kitchen torch?

Is there any reason I couldn't use this as a kitchen torch? I just got a sous vide setup and need a kitchen torch. From my research, it seems like that one would work. Am I missing anything?
posted by long haired child at 10:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Al Gore memorabilia

Is the famous global warming "hockey stick" graph, the one Al Gore used in his movie, actually fatally flawed, and why is the "spaghetti" graph an acceptable replacement? [more inside]
posted by shii at 10:33 PM PST - 7 comments

Tumblr for kids....?

I'm considering setting up a tumblr (or wordpress) site for my 9 year old son. Is this a crazy idea? [more inside]
posted by l'esprit de l'escalier at 10:16 PM PST - 11 comments

Recommend me a messenger bag.

I'm looking for a good messenger bag in the AU$200-250 range. [more inside]
posted by _frog at 9:49 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me print a poster for cheap

I need to make a large poster for a research symposium. Where is the cheapest place to do it? [more inside]
posted by raeka at 9:48 PM PST - 11 comments

Boot Camp

I have a Toshiba laptop that seems to no longer like booting various linux os's. Ideas for how to fix it? [more inside]
posted by mannequito at 9:44 PM PST - 16 comments

How do I cope with an injury?

Injury Filter: How can I cope with my tendinitis? [more inside]
posted by astapasta24 at 9:31 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me Handel my sometimes useful but currently maddening sense of pitch

How can I learn to override my absolute pitch to cope with singing at Baroque pitch? [more inside]
posted by bassjump at 9:25 PM PST - 12 comments

Is advertising on twitter allowed at all?

Hello All! Is using an automated script to send a tweet at some reasonable interval (like every 15 minutes or half an hour) for the purpose of advertising an online store considered SPAM or is it OK? If detected is the account suspended? Thank you!
posted by raphael19 at 8:41 PM PST - 16 comments

Camera stores in Seattle and Portland, suggestions?

I'm looking to nerd out on cameras in Portland and Seattle, suggestions? [more inside]
posted by stackhaus23 at 8:29 PM PST - 8 comments

Are we doomed?

Long-Married filter: Where do we go from here or might it be over? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:12 PM PST - 39 comments

Are there still benefits to traditional publishing or should we try self-publishing?

My husband wrote a novel a few years back. It has pretty much sat in our house in digital and a print-out form. I will not comment on how the major publishing houses tend to not come searching in your house for The Next Great American Novel... *ahem* But what SHOULD he do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:11 PM PST - 7 comments

What can a broken infrared remote control tell me?

Can I learn anything useful from the circuit board of a nonfunctional infrared remote control? [more inside]
posted by kelly42 at 8:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Recommendations for services/apps that compose and send text messages from dictation

Need recommendations for quality services (or Android apps) that allow me to dictate and send text messages for no more than a few dollars a month ($7-$8 max). Voice Assist came with my bluetooth speakerphone but it didn't work very well. Thanks. [more inside]
posted by atm at 7:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Mirror, mirror on the table, your scratches make your reflections a little unstable

I have three antique bevelled mirrors (date stamped April 1915 on the back) that are part of a three-way mirror from a vanity table and that I would like resilvered. Does anyone know of a good place to have this done in Toronto?
posted by orange swan at 7:09 PM PST - 3 comments

Footnotes in Word - Help!

Footnotes in Word - Help! [more inside]
posted by New England Cultist at 6:49 PM PST - 3 comments

Cafe Zuppa Chicago-Style

ATTN: Indy -> Chicago Transplants... Please help me find somewhere similar to Cafe Zuppa. [more inside]
posted by meindee at 6:44 PM PST - 1 comment

Sweets and treats in Vienna!

Looking for recommendations of bakeries, cafes, konditorei, restaurants, etc with AMAZING sweets and pastries in Vienna. Am looking to avoid touristy places like Demel. Bonus points for places (regardless of sweet offerings) with views, like Cafe Urania. [more inside]
posted by cranberryskies at 6:42 PM PST - 9 comments

The over-examined life is no picnic either

I'm in a rut. Professionally and personally, I have long lists of projects that I need or want to get done and have made little to no progress on. I've made lists. I've made plans. I've made schedules. I've thought about why it is that I'm not doing what I know I should do. When I think about all the things I want to do and am not doing I feel ill. [more inside]
posted by bunderful at 6:26 PM PST - 15 comments

Help Me Replace My Acura Door

YANMAuto Body Shop: I need to replace the door (?) of my 2001 Acura 3.2 TL [more inside]
posted by ptsampras14 at 6:16 PM PST - 7 comments

I can beat cancer, but the awkward keeps recurring.

My team at work is fundraising for a cancer organization. Would it be weird to disclose that I'm a cancer survivor? [more inside]
posted by animalrainbow at 6:09 PM PST - 10 comments

Her long black beard is her pride and joy.

Can you explain the stock "lantern-jawed transvestite" character in mainstream Japanese animation? [more inside]
posted by Nomyte at 5:42 PM PST - 7 comments

Life-hack my emotions to make me more productive.

How can I learn to compartmentalize my feelings in order to focus and remain productive in times when I feel less than positive? [more inside]
posted by AthenaPolias at 5:39 PM PST - 10 comments

fixing a hole where the rain gets in

Weird NYC landlord relations issues -- he's not fixing things, we're not paying rent. Lots of questions. [more inside]
posted by to sir with millipedes at 5:08 PM PST - 13 comments

The Mystery of the vanished Costco organic peanut butter

Costco's Kirkland Brand organic peanut butter. It has disappeared from Costco and is apparently discontinued. Why oh why has this occurred? [more inside]
posted by Ginesthoi at 5:05 PM PST - 22 comments

How many swimming pool permits did the state of Hawaii issue in 2010?

How many swimming pool permits did the state of Hawaii issue in 2010?
posted by Exchequer at 4:55 PM PST - 1 comment

Help me organize a radio station's archives.

Help me organize hundreds -- if not thousands -- of vinyl and CD albums dating back to the 1970's. [more inside]
posted by lobbyist at 4:41 PM PST - 9 comments

ROGUES ROGUES EVERYWHERE but there is unfortunately a more limited selection for Macs

I need roguelike or roguelike-like games that will work on OS X Lion or an iPhone 4, maaaaybe a PS3 but I'm not looking to spend much money. I have some optional preferences. [more inside]
posted by Nattie at 4:34 PM PST - 19 comments

Ideas for a 5 day solo escape from New York

Any ideas for a 5 day residential escape from New York for a UK tourist [more inside]
posted by choppyes at 4:27 PM PST - 9 comments

Reward my spending please!

Looking for cash back credit card recommendations in US. [more inside]
posted by cosmac at 4:12 PM PST - 10 comments

What music accompanies the laser show at the Crazy Horse Memorial?

At the Crazy Horse Memorial--the Native American counterpoint to Mount Rushmore in South Dakota--the mountain is animated with a laser show at night. The laser show includes many famous songs, but I am having trouble identifying them, with the exception of "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood. Do you recognize any of the songs? The program can be seen on YouTube.
posted by mortaddams at 4:08 PM PST - 7 comments

Where are all the low cost high fashion online stores?

Where are the low cost, high quality (who cares about brand name), male clothing sites on the web? Surely my uber-expensive favorite high fashion offline store is importing them cheap from somewhere and just slapping their branding all over them? [more inside]
posted by zaebiz at 4:08 PM PST - 3 comments

Teach me some magic tricks with twists.

What are some impressive yet simple magic tricks with seemingly obvious explanations? [more inside]
posted by dougrayrankin at 3:52 PM PST - 4 comments

interview scheduling woes

Is this reasonable? I'm currently employed but job hunting. A small startup invited me to go to an interview. However, the way they're trying to schedule interviews is giving me a bad feeling. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:49 PM PST - 20 comments

What matters when buying a laptop battery?

How can I be sure that I didn't get ripped off with a replacement laptop battery with regards to number of cells, voltages and mAh ratings? [more inside]
posted by daHIFI at 3:46 PM PST - 10 comments

Turn my child into a book for Halloween

How can I turn my son into a book for Halloween? I have the idea, but the mechanics of creating a book costume for my little boy are eluding me. [more inside]
posted by MonkeyToes at 3:39 PM PST - 11 comments

Jailbreaking doable? Desirable?

Do I even want to attempt jailbreaking my ipod touch 2 for ios5? [more inside]
posted by The ____ of Justice at 3:16 PM PST - 8 comments

Online Job Application Hates Corporate Reality

Online application quandary - how do I accurately reflect multiple positions at one company with arbitrary parameters? [more inside]
posted by batmonkey at 3:14 PM PST - 5 comments

Cheap way to get Universal install disks for Mac OS X 10.5

Most cost effective and legal way to Universal install CD for Mac OS X 10.5, to upgrade a PowerPC Mac? [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:01 PM PST - 12 comments

Should my resume note that video game credits are not trustworthy?

job hunt / resume question (creative/tech positions). I worked in the video game industry, and am applying for positions outside that industry. Should I include in my resume a note that video game credits are often inaccurate and checking them does not substitute for contacting an employer if seeking confirmation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:54 PM PST - 7 comments

boyfriend has been cheating on me with countless people for the past 4 years. He doesn't know that I know. What now?

I found out boyfriend has been cheating on me with countless people for the past 4 years. We've been having unprotected sex. He doesn't know that I know. What now? [more inside]
posted by audio at 2:48 PM PST - 54 comments

How to ask for things?

Ask culture vs. Guess culture: What is the most tactful ways to ask for a favor from a vendor? [more inside]
posted by windbox at 2:42 PM PST - 10 comments

Can I watch baseball on an airplane?

Has anyone had any luck watching MLB.tv on an airplane? [more inside]
posted by slogger at 2:28 PM PST - 3 comments

Where can I post flyers for my computer business ? (Houston area)

Where can I post flyers for my computer business ? (Houston area) [more inside]
posted by isoman2kx at 2:25 PM PST - 5 comments

Animals working together?

Please help me find examples of animals or creatures of different types that work together toward a shared goal. I'm trying to use it to illustrate the principle that a group working together can succeed more quickly or get farther than individuals working alone. [more inside]
posted by slo at 2:24 PM PST - 17 comments

Can I send them my better resume?

Applied to a job I'm very interested in accidentally using a resume that is not my most recently updated, in my opinion, much better edition. How creepily weird would it be to send my updated resume for this same position considering I haven't heard anything back yet beyond the "We've received your resume and are reviewing your qualifications" generic email (I applied on Monday)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Sometimes I think I'm the crazy one

How to deal with the fallout from an SO that has vented about our relationship? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:53 PM PST - 22 comments

He seems perfectly happy to me, if a little cantankerous...

Am I doing right by my aging kitty? [more inside]
posted by Narrative Priorities at 1:53 PM PST - 37 comments

Where to find Cult out of print VHS tapes?

Hi, asking for a friend, although I suspect I'm going to also be the beneficiary. A friend is looking for "Cult" out-of-print VHS titles online. [more inside]
posted by Ironmouth at 1:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Something died in my dishwasher and I need help cleaning it.

Something literally died in my dishwasher. Please help me clean it. [more inside]
posted by ellenaim at 1:36 PM PST - 10 comments

YANMD, but please help me figure out how to fix this thing (without insurance) anyhow?

For a week now I've had this pressure/pulsing discomfort in my neck around my carotid area. It's not my throat; it is definitely related to my pulse somehow. The doctor I saw doesn't know what's wrong; who should I see/what should I do now? (snowflake details inside) [more inside]
posted by elleyebeebeewhy at 1:19 PM PST - 7 comments

Where can I order customized watches/clocks in bulk?

Where can I order customized watches/clocks in bulk? [more inside]
posted by beshtya at 1:15 PM PST - 3 comments

Blech

I slammed my fingernail in a door about two months ago and now...um...this is kind of gross so read ahead after the jump. [more inside]
posted by monkey!knife!fight! at 1:15 PM PST - 22 comments

I need suggestions on realistic music choices.

I recently broke up with my boyfriend and I'd like to listen to some music, please. [more inside]
posted by doyouknowwhoIam? at 1:13 PM PST - 45 comments

Canadian passport photographer

Can anyone recommend a photographer in New York (preferably lower Manhattan) that has experience dealing with Passport Canada's extra-finicky requirements for passport photos?
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 12:37 PM PST - 16 comments

Help me with my job search, please. Seriously, I'm clueless.

This is going to sound odd... but, I'm not sure how to proceed in my job search. [more inside]
posted by patheral at 12:29 PM PST - 10 comments

Facebook Telepathy

[Facebook-filter]. The following has happened three times in the last week: I was surfing facebook, and clicked on several friends of friends, only to have them try to add me either simultaneously or moments after I viewed them. This can't be coincidence can it? [more inside]
posted by eagle-bear at 12:02 PM PST - 6 comments

Hook Me Up!

I heard about TuneIn Radio on Metafilter. What are your recommended TuneIn radio stations? [more inside]
posted by wittgenstein at 11:48 AM PST - 6 comments

Easy image decompositing with Adobe CS

What is the best way to use Adobe CS to chop an illustration into multiple graphic files that can later be recombined by software to recreate the original illustration? [more inside]
posted by alms at 11:13 AM PST - 12 comments

Great podcasts for the DIYer?

What's the Ask This Old House of podcasts? Looking for good DIY focused podcasts: carpentry, woodworking, electrical, plumbing, gardening - I'd be interested in anything along these lines. [more inside]
posted by pilibeen at 10:54 AM PST - 3 comments

Doesn't seem right, but it's working

I've found a successful routine for losing weight, but I'm confused about my calorie requirements seemingly being much lower than everyone else's. [more inside]
posted by naju at 10:12 AM PST - 32 comments

How to get a non-profit board to leave their navels alone?

I've just joined a non-profit's board. The board spends an inordinate amount of time navel-gazing, and almost no time actually doing anything. I'm genuinely worried that the institution cannot survive with this form of leadership. As a new member, what are the best strategies for getting the board to act? [more inside]
posted by Capri at 10:06 AM PST - 24 comments

Sneezeless in Manhattan

I am currently visiting in the upper east side of NYC and fighting off a cold that is going to ruin the rest of my time here. The one thing that almost always works for me is Echinaforce --the brand is A.Vogel. Places like gnc don't carry it. Mefites of New York, where can I buy Vogel's Echinaforce in your wonderful city?
posted by uans at 9:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Pre-existing condition technicality

My wife just purchased health insurance for herself. Today is her first day of coverage. She has been experiencing back pain and nerve pain in her leg for the better part of a week, however. If she goes to the doctor today and they send her for an MRI (which we're certain they will) and subsequently decide to do surgery (we think she has a slipped/bulging/herniated disc) is there a chance the claims processor at the insurance company will question paying for any of these services? [more inside]
posted by psiwave at 8:59 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me import iPhones to China to resell for a profit?

Help me import iPhones to China to resell for a profit? [more inside]
posted by crawltopslow at 8:48 AM PST - 8 comments

Technical writing exercises?

So I have the opportunity to be considered for a job as a technical writer. As a test, I need to write and submit a document, several pages long, explaining how to do something (the industry cliche is "How to make a cup of tea". I'm having trouble finding examples of well-written technical writing exercises like these (not to copy, obviously, but to get a feel for the style that I need to use). Can you help? [more inside]
posted by rubbish bin night at 8:05 AM PST - 10 comments

History of Abuse

I went away to boarding school in 1993/4. During 1993, a teacher there who was sexually inappropriate. I sort of lost track of him, but found out today he is now the Head Director of a school, and on the board of the Assoc. of International School Heads, It was a long time ago, and I cannot prove anything, and do not want to go in guns half cocked, but I feel like I should say something. What are best practices here?
posted by anonymous at 7:53 AM PST - 25 comments

What's wrong with my manhood?

What’s going on with my manhood? Rash, irritation, STD? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:53 AM PST - 6 comments

Do we just flip a coin?

How do we evaluate public school options in Massachusetts? [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 7:14 AM PST - 16 comments

"Connect" takes off

A science fiction story that I have uploaded as a free kindle download to Amazon has has somehow taken off (it's at #619 in the free kindle store and is rising fast). How do I best capitalize on this?
posted by thatwhichfalls at 7:07 AM PST - 11 comments

The Orange Almond Cake Conundrum

My mom is baking a cake for my sister-in-law's baby shower & she has requested an orange-almond cake that she used to get at Asian grocery stores in LA - help??? [more inside]
posted by munichmaiden at 6:17 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me turn my real junk into digital junk.

I'm about to go through my old belongings from age 0-18. I plan to photograph or scan some of the interesting or sentimental items before I get rid of them. Examples include: stuffed animals, concert tickets, favorite magazine covers, handwritten notes... What naming convention / folder structure would you use for the files, and if you've done anything like this, do you have any other tips?
posted by beyond_pink at 5:53 AM PST - 13 comments

How easy is it to get a job in the pharmaceutical industryin New Zealand at the moment?

How easy is it to get a job in the pharmaceutical industry in New Zealand at the moment? [more inside]
posted by drugstorefrog at 5:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Conversion Problems, Part 2

My very religious parents have invited me back into their home for the first time since I declared my agnosticism. I don't want to go. Am I making a mistake? [more inside]
posted by guessthis at 4:55 AM PST - 47 comments

What is the best UK cookbook for fish and seafood?

What is the best UK cookbook for fish and seafood? [more inside]
posted by ninebelow at 4:14 AM PST - 13 comments

Can anyone name this kid's computer organizer from the mid-nineties?

I'm looking for the name of a children's computer organizer from '94 or '95. It was plastic, came in purple, and looked a bit like a primitive PDA (albeit without the phone or web access). It had a small keyboard and an LED screen. It served as a calculator and you could also use it to take notes. It had other features, but I don't remember them. I'm pretty sure the screen either flipped out or popped out the top, but I might be wrong. Does anyone else remember this?
posted by Anyamatopoeia at 4:01 AM PST - 7 comments

Flamethrower is not an option, however alluring the thought at 2 am.

How can I scare away the crow who squawks in the middle of the night in the tree outside my bedroom? [more inside]
posted by evil_esto at 12:31 AM PST - 20 comments

October 11

How can I brace a loft bed in between two walls?

How can I brace a loft bed in between two walls to stop it moving back and forth during vigorous nocturnal activity? [more inside]
posted by mandrake at 11:55 PM PST - 22 comments

How do we get more people to come to our weekly adult creative night?

Last winter, our small-town nonprofit arts organization decided it wanted to do something during our long dark winters to bring people together to be creative in its gallery space. Thus was born free weekly drop-in adult creative time. Problem is, people don't go. How do we change this? [more inside]
posted by AnOrigamiLife at 11:52 PM PST - 22 comments

Help me find my mug.

Where can I find this coffee mug or something very similar in Canada? [more inside]
posted by btfreek at 11:37 PM PST - 2 comments

How to be a game musician?

I write weirdo classical music. I want to put my music into games, how do I accomplish this? [more inside]
posted by Three Day Monk at 11:12 PM PST - 8 comments

No, really, you don't want to publish that.

How do I deal with my impending success? Is there any way I can feel like less of a fraud, and can anyone who has been through this before give me tips to move the process along? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:08 PM PST - 22 comments

Where to park a down payment for a year or three?

We were recently in the market for a house, and managed to put together a decent down payment. Then we decided not to buy a house after all, although it's a possibility down the road. Now that we're out of the market, what's the best thing to do with the money until we need it (at least a year from now, possibly multiple years)? [more inside]
posted by captainawesome at 9:52 PM PST - 10 comments

Non-Simpsons Animated Shorts

I am trying to track down a cartoon short that played in movie theaters (or possibly just a movie theater in eastern Massachusetts) in the late 80's / early 90's. My memory is very vague, but it seems like it was a Simpsons clone (including a boy with spiked hair), and possibly a rude dog, but I'm not sure if it actually premiered pre-Simpsons. In my memory the boy was voiced by Joshua Miller, but he's not credited for anything like that. Regardless, he had that same kind of sinister/leering voice. [more inside]
posted by one_bean at 9:38 PM PST - 4 comments

These boots aren't made for walking; can I get my money back, please?

Please help me get a refund for my defective boot. [more inside]
posted by just_ducky at 9:37 PM PST - 8 comments

Buying ice skates in San Diego

Help this Alaskan buy ice skates in San Diego or Seattle. [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 9:28 PM PST - 4 comments

Stray-nge love: girl meets cat

How costly would it be to adopt the stray cat who has been flirting outrageously with me? [more inside]
posted by brina at 9:03 PM PST - 44 comments

Do men laugh so hard they pee their pants?

Do guys ever laugh so hard that they involuntarily pee their pants, or is that just a female anatomy issue?
posted by jfwlucy at 8:55 PM PST - 18 comments

Wireless Router Recs

Help me choose my next wireless router. [more inside]
posted by blurker at 8:40 PM PST - 17 comments

Everything there is to know about teaching

Resources and inspiration for a potential teacher-to-be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:30 PM PST - 8 comments

AT&T vs. Verizon: Bay Area iPhone Smackdown!

as a san francisco bay area resident who is about to upgrade to the iphone 4s, should i stick with at&t (with grandfathered-in unlimited data package) or jump ship to verizon? [more inside]
posted by apostrophe at 8:02 PM PST - 15 comments

I can’t believe I have to ask this age-old question, but…is he interested or am I spending time thinking about him/this situation for nothing?

I can’t believe I have to ask this age-old question, but…is he interested or am I spending time thinking about him/this situation for nothing? [more inside]
posted by superfille at 7:45 PM PST - 34 comments

Typical 20th century typefaces?

Show me some typical 20th century typefaces! Ones that were used then, not strictly ones that were designed then. Preferred period: 1930-1995 (approximately). [more inside]
posted by bubukaba at 7:24 PM PST - 14 comments

ZOMBIE HAIR?

Why does hair "know" when to stop growing? [more inside]
posted by arveale at 7:17 PM PST - 11 comments

Lost in Translation

What do the Japanese find "wacky" or bizarre about American/Western culture? Not looking for negative stereotypes, more "WTF??" moments of hilarious cultural untranslatablility. [more inside]
posted by evilcupcakes at 7:10 PM PST - 40 comments

What's on the the 91 minutes of spoofs on the new Star Wars Blu-rays?

What are the spoofs on the Star Wars Blu-rays? [more inside]
posted by Flying Saucer at 7:07 PM PST - 2 comments

Help! Corrupted Drive w/ Precious Memories Recovery Assistance Advice Requested!

So I have this dual NAS drive which I thought was pretty cool until a few months ago. I was gone on a short trip and left it plugged in (perhaps unwise). Anyway when I came back the drive wouldnt mount. As it turns out it some how got corrupted rendering it unreadable... [more inside]
posted by gnash at 6:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Halloween costume ideas

Funny Halloween costume ideas. I'm sure there are previous posts, but sometimes timely costumes are the best so I figured a new question was necessary. [more inside]
posted by rastapasta at 6:27 PM PST - 14 comments

Choosing an art form

How do I choose which hobby I want to devote myself to? [more inside]
posted by allseeingabstract at 5:32 PM PST - 17 comments

How do I find good homes for a lifetime of my father's work?

My father passed away last year and left me as the executor of his will. It was simple, all things considered, as my brother and I split everything 50/50. The riddle that we're having trouble with, and will continue to be complicated long into the future, is that we are now the owners of a lifetime of his artwork. [more inside]
posted by readymade at 4:35 PM PST - 25 comments

What knittable baby gifts are most appreciated?

My close friend is pregnant (yay!) and I'm a knitter, so I'd like to make her a whole mess 'o' baby stuff. But I also want it to be useful. I don't know anyone else with a baby, so tell me, Internet, what knittable items/garments do new parents really end up using for their infants? [more inside]
posted by telegraph at 3:34 PM PST - 45 comments

Rheumatoid arthritis

Someone I know was recently tentatively diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and I have two questions: what should he know going in to this and who are some good rheumatologists in the NYC area? [more inside]
posted by sciencegeek at 3:33 PM PST - 10 comments

If you give family a dollar, they'll take a few thousand

How can I shift over debt that's technically in my name to my mom (the actual debtor)? Small claims court? [more inside]
posted by never nice at 3:26 PM PST - 18 comments

Got hit on by a hot girl, which never happens

I got hit on by an incredibly attractive girl the other night. I know I was being hit on because as soon as I told her I lived with my girlfriend, I got a near-instant, "That's nice. Well, bye!" I've never been hit on by someone that attractive, or at all really, and even though I love my girlfriend and would never cheat, I still have the feeling like I missed out on something big. How do I/should I get over this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:26 PM PST - 40 comments

Warm Winter Drinks

As we approach fall and winter, I'd like to experiment with warm or hot alcoholic drinks, and not being a fan of cloves, mulled wine is out of the picture. Any suggestions?
posted by hiddenknives at 3:15 PM PST - 40 comments

Cat's fine, I'm the one who's a mess.

I just figured out that our 5 month old kitten Hubble has fleas. Or, at least, I think she has fleas. Please help me curb my inner stress ball, because I am having a real hard time dealing with this. [more inside]
posted by lydhre at 3:13 PM PST - 23 comments

"This lady makes me spastic."

What was the "old Danish TV skit" that Jacob and Simon were planning to perform in North Korea in the documentary The Red Chapel? Can I view it on YouTube (or anyplace else) with an English translation?
posted by Soliloquy at 2:58 PM PST - 3 comments

Ultra-low-dose birth control pills with generics?

Hormonal birth control question: Lo Loestrin Fe has no generic, and even with my crappy insurance is unaffordable for me. What are other ultra-low-dose birth control pills that DO have generics? [more inside]
posted by fiercecupcake at 2:57 PM PST - 21 comments

Longest initialism that's not an acronym

What is the longest initialism that is commonly spelled out rather than pronounced as a word? [more inside]
posted by jewzilla at 2:41 PM PST - 47 comments

Please help me find this 1980s IBM exhibit.

Does anyone remember the exhibit at the IBM building in NYC in the 1980s? [more inside]
posted by sholdens12 at 2:38 PM PST - 7 comments

Please tell me about the NYC restaurant/bar/hotel where you attended a cocktail party/office holiday party/lovely dinner/etc.

Please tell me about the NYC restaurant/bar/hotel where you attended a cocktail party/office holiday party/lovely dinner/etc. [more inside]
posted by coupdefoudre at 2:34 PM PST - 5 comments

Your favorite funny anecdote

What's your favorite funny anecdote with a twist? I'm looking for short human-nature stories i can tell in under a minute. I prefer true stories but apocryphal is fine. e.g. I like this one. "For almost two centuries, Spain has hosted an enormously popular Christmas lottery. Based on payout, it is the biggest lottery in the world and nearly all Spaniards play. In the mid 1970s, a man sought a ticket with the last two digits ending in 48. He found a ticket, bought it, and then won the lottery. When asked why he was so intent on finding that number, he replied, “I dreamed of the number seven for seven straight nights. And 7 times 7 is 48.” as told by Michael Maubossin from an article by Stanley Meisler.
posted by storybored at 2:32 PM PST - 13 comments

How to get my daughter's gmail account back?

Can I get my daughter's Google email account back? She has had her full name as her gmail address since she was a toddler (her uncle picked up her full name early on.) They offered g+ to her and she attempted to sign up. Because she was honest about her age (under 13) they froze her account! What complications will there be if I use my credit card to verify the account? (one of three options to unfreeze.)
posted by vespabelle at 2:29 PM PST - 8 comments

Who owns the rights to the artwork used in the TV show Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp?

Who owns the rights to the logo artwork used in the 1970s kids TV show Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp? [more inside]
posted by Jamesonian at 2:24 PM PST - 3 comments

What does it mean to be Yugoslav?

What does it mean when someone self-identifies as a Yugoslav as opposed to a Serb, Croat, etc? [more inside]
posted by Cwell at 1:40 PM PST - 11 comments

Cold barefeet?

I'm a convert to shoe minimalism; I walk and run in Five Fingers or Merrell Barefoots (Barefeet?) and my knees have never been happier. This morning's cold rain made me wonder... what do 'barefoot' runners and walkers wear in the winter? [more inside]
posted by workerant at 1:36 PM PST - 13 comments

Does anyone keep a Journal/Diary or notebook, or has had one passed down from a family member? What kind of things are written, for what time period, and what is it's significance?

Does anyone keep a Journal/Diary or notebook, or has had one passed down from a family member? What kind of things are written, for what time period, and what is it's significance? [more inside]
posted by Snorlax at 1:26 PM PST - 23 comments

How do you manage to attractions to people other than your spouse?

In the context of a marriage, how do you manage your continued attraction to other people? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:24 PM PST - 28 comments

Car Alarm / Leaky Windshield Recommendations?

Aftermarket Car Alarm and Leaky Windshield Question (1st Gen. Legacy Wagon Content) (Not too long). [more inside]
posted by Chutzler at 1:13 PM PST - 2 comments

Help me find this song called "House of Cards".

Help me find this song possibly called "House of Cards". [more inside]
posted by atomicmedia at 1:05 PM PST - 4 comments

A better word for "work"?

Is there a better and more positive word to describe "work". [more inside]
posted by stenoboy at 1:03 PM PST - 28 comments

Geometry of the Relationship Sense.

Love Triangle-type situation Filter: Halp! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:34 PM PST - 17 comments

How to get my website unbanned from google?

One of my websites, was recently banned from google search and adwords. Any advice as to get this problem fixed quickly would be greatly appreciated. All reconsideration request have been denied so far.
posted by kbrower3 at 12:30 PM PST - 15 comments

Maximum number of outs on the river in holdem.

What is the maximum number of outs possible on the river in heads up Texas hold em? Assuming that out means a card which will take the player who is behind either level or ahead.
posted by therubettes at 12:27 PM PST - 20 comments

Any tips/information on finding donor siblings?

I'm interested in finding donor siblings for my son. I know of the Donor Sibling Registry but what else is out there? Any tips? [more inside]
posted by grablife365 at 12:22 PM PST - 2 comments

IT Ticketing System

Im looking for a good Ticketing system for our IT department. I want end users to be able to email or login to create tickets for the IT department. Suggestions? We are currently using spiceworks but i wanted to know what else is out there that is really good. TIA!
posted by flipmiester99 at 12:06 PM PST - 18 comments

Why do teh ebooks bad so look?

Why are pirated/cracked ebooks commonly of such low quality? This is for an academic paper. [more inside]
posted by hiteleven at 12:00 PM PST - 15 comments

How do I tackle long term projects?

How do you take a big, long term project and break it into reasonable chunks? What's your process? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 11:56 AM PST - 11 comments

I am not a frigid rock; I am not an a-sexual island

Is it normal to start wanting sex less at a younger age? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:45 AM PST - 13 comments

Giles Coren and the Freemasons - did I imagine this?

I have a recollection of UK restaurant critic Giles Coren visiting a Freemasons Lodge for a meal as part of a television show. I thought it must be BBC's the Supersizers but I can't seem to find a mention of it on any synopsis and my Google-fu is failing me. Does anyone else remember this and know what it could be? It would make my father rather happy...
posted by ozgirlabroad at 11:45 AM PST - 6 comments

OB/Gyn in DC area

Looking for an OB/Gyn in the DC area who specializes in high-risk pregnancies. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:44 AM PST - 3 comments

I'd like to be in on the obscure jokes about Sri Lanka

I need to start following international news for my job. I also just bought a Nook. I'm betting the latter can help with the former... [more inside]
posted by showbiz_liz at 11:30 AM PST - 6 comments

Could only Brahmans conduct Vedic rituals?

During the Vedic period in India, before the Upanishads, were the Brahmans the only ones who could conduct rituals and sacrifices to the gods?
posted by comfortinsound at 11:18 AM PST - 5 comments

Good neighborhoods in Denver?

Denver: good neighborhoods for a solo lady renter? [more inside]
posted by sugarbomb at 10:45 AM PST - 13 comments

What should I see on my roadtrip?

What should I stop and see while traveling between Ashland and Las Vegas via I-5, Hwy 89, Hwy 44, Susanville, CA and Reno, NV? [more inside]
posted by efalk at 10:43 AM PST - 15 comments

Arduino music sequencer feasibility.

I'm making my first electronics project: a super-simple musical sequencer controlled by an Arduino and SNES Super Advantage. Can you help me out with some logistics/feasibility questions? [more inside]
posted by griphus at 10:36 AM PST - 2 comments

Category: "food" & "drink"

What do various poisons and toxins taste like? What flavor is lead, for example, or strychnine? How about common deadly household chemicals like bleach, or organic toxins like mercury/methylmercury? [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 10:29 AM PST - 17 comments

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle applied to photography: I can see you moving, but never standing still

I do video. I obsessively read lens reviews on photography sites that tend to criticize certain lenses for being soft. Does the lower resolution of the video output (1920x1080) lessen the issues of softer focus that is so troubling on higher resolution stills (e.g., sixteen megapixels and above) [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 10:05 AM PST - 1 comment

I need a term for something that is an example of itself

Is there a term for when a word or piece of media or other undefined thing is an example of itself? [more inside]
posted by FritoKAL at 9:55 AM PST - 16 comments

Am I a ghost? Can anyone hear me?

You know those facebook friends who you rarely hear from? How weird is it to ask them why it is you never hear from them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:46 AM PST - 53 comments

How can I make my daughter be more motivated and independant?

How can I make my daughter be more motivated and independant? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:46 AM PST - 31 comments

Where to take a dog indoors?

Where can I take a well-behaved 70 lbs dog and go indoors (like a mall) within a 100-mile radius of Los Angeles? We already go to PetSmart and PetCo.
posted by millerizer at 9:35 AM PST - 6 comments

Good Jacket Gone Bad

It's fall. I'm cold. My favorite jacket in the world broke and now I need a new one. The problem? The stopped making my favorite jacket in the world. (Shoulda ordered 16 of them…) [more inside]
posted by 47triple2 at 9:32 AM PST - 12 comments

Appearance of mysterious servers in OSX "Recent Items"

Appearance of mysterious servers in OSX "Recent Items." [more inside]
posted by Cucurbit at 9:25 AM PST - 4 comments

Outsize this Game

Help me make an awesome party/tailgate game, inspired by this one that that I found on the internet: "BattleShots." Needs: sustained drinking, cheap to make (Under $50), similar to other games played, outsized.. and fun as hell.
posted by sandmanwv at 9:20 AM PST - 4 comments

I want an awesome bed.

Do you have an awesome bed? A bed you're daydreaming about right now? I want you to tell me about it. Your favorite mattress, pillows, mattress topper, sheets, comforter, duvet cover, anything. All suggestions welcome.
posted by sharkfu at 9:15 AM PST - 49 comments

Rochester!

I'm going to Rochester (and maybe Toronto?) in a few weeks! What are some must-see spots to check out while I'm there? [more inside]
posted by chara at 8:50 AM PST - 21 comments

Help Me Max Out My iPad

I just received an iPad2 as a gift. I'm excited but clueless. Help me make the most of it and figure out basic matters of care and feeding. Some specific questions inside about apps, accessories, virtues, limitations inside. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 8:30 AM PST - 16 comments

Where to buy salmiakzout

Where can I buy food grade ammonium chloride (aka sal ammoniac, aka salmiak, aka salmiakzout)? I am in Amsterdam until noon Wednesday, so that might make things easier or cheaper, but nobody seems to know where to find this stuff. I already have a big pile of salmiak licorice pastiles, balls, and even powder (zwart wit) which is what most people seem to think I mean. This stuff is all delicious, but not what I am looking for. I also would accept answers that ship to California.
posted by aubilenon at 8:05 AM PST - 9 comments

"But MoTHER, I CAN'T now because I'm READING!"

Please help me to find graphic novel/illustrated novel/comic strip novel/picture novella/comic book (whatever they're called) suggestions for my seven year old daughter? Preferences inside. [more inside]
posted by peagood at 8:03 AM PST - 31 comments

How can I find the perfect pajamas?

Help me find short-sleeved and -legged pajamas for a short adult lady! [more inside]
posted by SeedStitch at 7:54 AM PST - 9 comments

Attack of the cold feet

I feel a bit stupid asking this, but this has been bugging me for a while: is there some illness that can affect women if they get cold feet? This sounds like an old wives tale, however my wife and mother-in-law get very animated about this, particularly with regard to our 8 year old daughter. Unfortunately I have never managed to get much more detail other than a vague mention of kidneys. My google-fu fails me with regard to even the mention of this as a myth, however I am willing to accept that there is some sort of feminine genitourinary complaint that men are not widely aware of. I would just be happier if I knew exactly what it was. [more inside]
posted by teselecta at 7:31 AM PST - 19 comments

I don't wanna be the President of America.

I put together my new bike, a Nirve single speed cruiser, this weekend and, like an idiot, did not grease the seatpost before installing it (it was already quasi-slimy and I thought that was enough). Guess what happened? It's completely stuck and I'd kind of like to get it out. [more inside]
posted by eunoia at 7:30 AM PST - 9 comments

High School Bemusical

I thought I was part of the crowd, but it appears I am not - what can I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:10 AM PST - 40 comments

Who wants to be a zero-aire?

I'm unemployed in Texas. I've officially run out of money. What should I do now? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:34 AM PST - 32 comments

Oh boy..Do you love me?

What should be his reply when I ask him "Do you love me?" ? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:33 AM PST - 52 comments

How do you write a statement of confidence (for boss)?

How do you write a statement of confidence for the Managing Director of a company, as an employee? [more inside]
posted by menialjoy at 5:08 AM PST - 1 comment

How do I loose weight and gain muscle at the same time?

I wake up in the morning at 6am and walk 2km (1.2 miles) to the gym and back five days a week. My workouts last 45 minutes and are aimed at sculpting, working on a body part per day (back, shoulders, chest, arms and legs). I weigh 100kg (220 pounds) and am 180cm (5.9 feet). I want to weigh 85kg (185 pounds). What and when should I eat to loose weight and gain maximum muscle mass? and how long should it take for me to loose this weight? I work from home as a software developer and sit on my ass all day so I don't get any more exercise than that...
posted by Bacillus at 3:48 AM PST - 22 comments

baby blog?

I want to create a blog about my baby for the benefit of family members who are located far away. What is the best way to do this? [more inside]
posted by citizngkar at 3:34 AM PST - 16 comments

Where do I go with a great health/technology idea?

I have an idea for a web based health platform, that would be completely ground breaking-I've mulled it over and have done some basic research and there is nothing like it yet.My question is where do I go from here?I have no idea where to go, to sound it out or how to remotely take it to the next stage, I do have some money to invest in it and i have a lot of time to dedicate to it -but what do I do next? Help me Mefites!
posted by hitchcockblonde at 2:51 AM PST - 8 comments

AA Alkaline Battery leakage health risks?

Alkaline AA Battery leakage: Just how dangerous is that stuff? There is a chance that I may have accidentally stuck a tissue up my nose that I had used earlier wipe off some AA alkaline Battery Leakage. What would be the symptoms? [more inside]
posted by mary8nne at 1:07 AM PST - 9 comments

How to reference online material

How do you properly reference an online forum post in a masters thesis using APA 6? [more inside]
posted by meech at 12:51 AM PST - 1 comment

October 10

Map of Los Angeles area

Is there a map available online of the boundaries of the cities around Los Angeles? For example, the map would show the streets where places like Culver City, Bell, Santa Monica, West Hollywood, etc. begin and end. Bonus points if the map shows neighborhoods within LA proper. Double bonus points if it includes light rail and commuter rail. [more inside]
posted by Pruitt-Igoe at 11:26 PM PST - 9 comments

What do doorbells sound like in different countries/places?

What do doorbells sound like in different countries/places? [more inside]
posted by Rich Smorgasbord at 9:44 PM PST - 21 comments

Similar Poets to Frederick Seidel?

I'm looking for more poets like Frederick Seidel. I recently read Seidel's Arabia in the previous issue of The Paris Review and was drawn to his, what I would term "Lad Poetry" - with lad being the antonym of chick, as in chick lit. [more inside]
posted by lrnarabic at 8:46 PM PST - 4 comments

National Treasure-esque Canoe Paddle

I'm making a gift for a friend and I need to make part of the blade of a canoe paddle rotate. What's the easiest way I can do this? [more inside]
posted by Deflagro at 8:43 PM PST - 9 comments

I recently broke off a 7-year relationship with my fiancee, who was already in a bad way at the time. How do I cope with the guilt?

I recently broke off a 7-year relationship with my fiancee, who was already in a bad way at the time. How do I cope with the guilt? [more inside]
posted by ambassadeur at 8:42 PM PST - 20 comments

Am I not allowed to wear hoop earrings?

It would seem I’ve been friend dumped with no explanation. Can I save this friendship? Should I? If I can, what’s the best way to go about it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:21 PM PST - 25 comments

Find me writing on romantic love from a feminist perspective

I'm interested in online writing or books that take a positive and feminist approach to romantic love. [more inside]
posted by peacheater at 8:01 PM PST - 7 comments

The electric bill is too damn high

How much are your Con Ed bills? Help me work through some issues with my electricity bill in NYC. [more inside]
posted by dixiecupdrinking at 7:55 PM PST - 18 comments

Best color laser printer for 4x6 photo printing?

Best color laser printer for 4x6 photo printing? [more inside]
posted by thankyoumuchly at 7:18 PM PST - 5 comments

Photos when she's free, I promise.

My cat is trapped and crying; how worried should I be? [more inside]
posted by Pallas Athena at 7:11 PM PST - 85 comments

how to reach my toes

how can i become more flexible, physically? [more inside]
posted by sabh at 7:08 PM PST - 13 comments

What painting of Death is this?

What is the name of this painting of Death and some horsemen?? [more inside]
posted by facetious at 7:05 PM PST - 3 comments

What are some good dating/meeting sites for a gay guy who is just starting to date?

I live in NYC. I am in my mid 20s and just starting to date/come out of the closet and pretty inexperienced. It's a bit hard for me to meet people because I am shy and don't fare well in loud clubs, bars and parties. I've been thinking that maybe I should try the web. If anyone has any recommendations for me I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
posted by anonymous at 6:56 PM PST - 9 comments

I Still Get Carded at R-Rated Movies

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who's often mistaken for a teenager. I'm interviewing for a job that I really need tomorrow. Please help me look older! [more inside]
posted by pineappleheart at 6:20 PM PST - 51 comments

I'm attracted to a new co-worker, it's making me act all stupid, and there's no escape. Halp!

I'm attracted to a new co-worker, it's making me act all stupid, and there's no escape. What techniques or strategies can I use to turn myself back into a sensible adult when I'm around her? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:52 PM PST - 21 comments

Not the Three Musketeers!

Need Halloween costumes for three people...me, my sister, and her boyfriend. [more inside]
posted by LizzyBee at 5:48 PM PST - 19 comments

Seeking out new music

Looking to expand my knowledge of artists/bands from a couple of non-Anglo markets. [more inside]
posted by 1901gunner at 5:42 PM PST - 2 comments

It looked a bit like the kind that flies like a boomerang

Can anybody help identify this bird? [more inside]
posted by Flashman at 5:14 PM PST - 5 comments

Teach me how to treat every professional with the respect and conduct they want.

I know how to treat a waiter/waitress or a barista properly -- how do I do the same for my tech support guy, doctor, mechanic, tailor, or professor? [more inside]
posted by liminalrampaste at 5:01 PM PST - 23 comments

Also, I'm not sure why it's socks in particular

What is the business model of people who sell socks at intersections? [more inside]
posted by foursentences at 4:50 PM PST - 16 comments

What DSLR is right for me?

I want to get a DSLR. Should I go EVIL? What model would best meet my needs? [more inside]
posted by Cogito at 4:49 PM PST - 11 comments

Can I get a loan against my inheritance?

My father died in February and I have an inheritance coming, probably around the end of the year, but at this moment that isn't soon enough to keep the wolves from the door. It seems silly that I know I have this mid-five-figures amount coming, and may become homeless before I get it. Does anyone have any ideas about how I can get some breathing room? For instance, is it possible to get a short-term loan using the inheritance as collateral? Any other creative ideas?
posted by anonymous at 4:37 PM PST - 23 comments

I need murder-themed props by 9 a.m. tomorrow for a Portland, Ore., photo shoot. Help!

I need some murder-themed props for a photo shoot, and need to obtain them by 9 a.m. tomorrow in the Portland, Ore., metro area. Help! [more inside]
posted by croutonsupafreak at 4:34 PM PST - 8 comments

Those better NOT have been the best years of my life!

A year after college, I finally have a job and a place to live. And, oh god, now what do I do?! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:30 PM PST - 17 comments

Does knowing the cause of death help in coping?

Why do I care so much to know the cause of my friend's recent, unexpected death? [more inside]
posted by cellojoe at 3:38 PM PST - 14 comments

Potential jobs in London?

UK (and especially London) folks, where should a returning US labor union staffer work in the UK? I’ll be returning to London (location non-negotiable) early next year after almost ten years in the US. I left the UK soon after I graduated (I’ve never held a career job there), and I’ve worked as a labor union staffer in the US, working my way up to positions with a good deal of strategic and management responsibility, but I'm absolutely open to a change... [more inside]
posted by crabintheocean at 3:19 PM PST - 7 comments

Can you help me figure out what these wormy things are in our kitchen, and how to get rid of them?

Can you help me figure out what these wormy things are in our kitchen, and how to get rid of them? [more inside]
posted by LaurenIpsum at 3:04 PM PST - 27 comments

Let's Go For a Test Drive!!

I want to buy a new "smart phone". (Hopefully smarter than its soon to be owner.) I want to try (or test drive) them out first. Is there a way to try various phones for a few days before actually purchasing one? [more inside]
posted by JohnnyGunn at 2:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Old king coal ... burn him!

My cousin long ago found some coal along the tracks and tried to light it in the wood stove. It wouldn't light but now it makes me wonder how you can take a piece of coal or a pile of coal and light it? Maybe I could make a small outdoor oven to bake bread with coal. Any ideas?
posted by CodeMonkey at 2:58 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I convince my company (objectively) that email confidentiality notes are wastes of space?

How do I convince my company (objectively) that email confidentiality notes are wastes of space? [more inside]
posted by colecovizion at 2:56 PM PST - 14 comments

Does motor oil have an expiration date?

Does motor oil decay/degrade in a previously-opened plastic quart bottle? [more inside]
posted by honey badger at 2:49 PM PST - 4 comments

Incorporate in TX or NV/DE?

I'd like to incorporate an S-Corporation. I live in Texas. Should I incorporate in TX or is there any advantage in incorporating in one of the corp friendly states like Nevada or Delaware?
posted by naveed at 2:07 PM PST - 8 comments

What to do after seeing two FLW homes?

What to do AFTER seeing Kentuck Knob in Chalk Town, PA? [more inside]
posted by ThaBombShelterSmith at 1:40 PM PST - 6 comments

Please don't say toilet paper.

What kind of pranks did you pull back in high school and college? Did anyone ever catch you? I'm looking for examples of interesting teenage capers, along with what happened when the authorities got involved.
posted by Hoenikker at 1:38 PM PST - 70 comments

Don't tell your wife!

How much of my parents' finances may I ethically hide from my spouse? [more inside]
posted by teg4rvn at 1:37 PM PST - 48 comments

iScratch

I've pretty much ruined the glass on my iPad 2. Assuming I'm not going to immediately pay the price of getting the glass replaced, should I try to fix the scratches somehow? [more inside]
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 1:32 PM PST - 12 comments

And then the princess and prince charming blah blah blah...

I have a little niece, just over a year old. Recommend some storybooks with feminist themes, or just generally strong female characters! [more inside]
posted by torisaur at 1:30 PM PST - 25 comments

Stimulate me!

What are the best Sporcle quizzes that don't show up on the Most Popular or Highest Rated categories? [more inside]
posted by villanelles at dawn at 1:30 PM PST - 8 comments

Women 2.0

How many women mobile app users are there in the U.S.? [more inside]
posted by enzymatic at 1:18 PM PST - 1 comment

Upgrade Downgrade: Laptop Edition

Getting a brand new Core i7 laptop. How sensible is it to downgrade it to XP? [more inside]
posted by yellowcandy at 1:13 PM PST - 33 comments

Help ID this classical music on Radiolab's "Loops" episode

What's the classical piece in the background of the Radiolab "Loops" episode's segment on Gödel? [more inside]
posted by brianogilvie at 12:59 PM PST - 4 comments

How to deal with sudden changes in the weather?

How to deal with sudden changes in the weather? [more inside]
posted by KokuRyu at 12:48 PM PST - 10 comments

Wireless audio for my computer and phone?

Which Bluetooth headphones will work well with an iPhone 4 and late-2008 iMac? [more inside]
posted by andromache at 12:34 PM PST - 4 comments

Animated crop on an image?

Can you use the CSS property "clip" as in clip:rect(0px, 150px, 145px,145px) in a CSS3 transition? That is... Can I transition on a clipped region in a div? It just has to work in webkit browser. Trying to create an animated crop from 2 sides on an image. [more inside]
posted by jpburns at 12:19 PM PST - 5 comments

How to display B&W photos

How to display a small collection of Vietnam-War-era photos in my living room? [more inside]
posted by Nahum Tate at 12:18 PM PST - 3 comments

So I broke the tank lid on my toilet, where do I get a new one?

So I broke the tank lid on my toilet, where do I get a new one (tank lid that is)? [more inside]
posted by forkisbetter at 12:17 PM PST - 6 comments

Help find a refi

I'm looking for a good mortgage/refi broker in Madison, WI. [more inside]
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 12:09 PM PST - 3 comments

Delicious Fruit Foods Are Waiting to Come To Life

I get a box of fruit & veggies delivered to my house every two weeks. Let me tell you something. IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. However, I rarely finish all of the apples and pears and bananas. I stuff them into the freezer when I don't eat them, but... my freezer is overflowing with frozen apples and bananas, and I think a few pears. What can I do with them? [more inside]
posted by pazazygeek at 11:49 AM PST - 34 comments

Unimog engine oil: how much, and what kind?

Unimog engine oil: how much, and what kind? [more inside]
posted by Tom-B at 11:46 AM PST - 5 comments

Fill me in on iSchool

I’m interested in going to an iSchool or studying information science. Have you gone this route? What career options might be open to me after earning the degree? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:30 AM PST - 4 comments

Opposites attract, then dress cleverly for Hallowe'en

Suggest Hallowe'en costume ideas for an unusual-looking couple? He's white and very tall, she's brown and average-sized. [more inside]
posted by spockpuppy at 11:29 AM PST - 31 comments

How do you fix a broken lawn?

I hurt my lawn. Help me heal it. [more inside]
posted by papercake at 11:17 AM PST - 11 comments

I wish I could just go to the minute clinic....

What kind of doctor can I go to instead of an internist or a GP? I can't find either in the DC area that accepts my insurance, is taking new patients, and that doesn't have at least a 3 or 4 month wait, so I'm trying to determine what specialist would be appropriate to try and get into see. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:11 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me find (and change color of) similar data in Excel!

Excel 2007 issue: I'm trying to have Excel mark matching data in two columns with some kind of color or formatting. [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 11:08 AM PST - 3 comments

Reptiles and Salmonella - is there a solution?

I used to keep reptiles, and though I don't currently, I'd like to again. The problem is that we've got a new baby in the house, and I'm wigged out about the Salmonella threat. [more inside]
posted by Robson at 11:07 AM PST - 2 comments

Restoring only certain items after Mac OS X upgrade?

What's the best strategy to do a clean install of Mac OS X and then restore ONLY iTunes/iPhoto libraries, and ensure iOS devices still sync properly? [more inside]
posted by kidbritish at 11:06 AM PST - 3 comments

Uniqueness of Apple hardware designs?

I've heard/read quite a bit about how Steve Wozniak's designs for the Apple were unique and elegant (e.g., Revolution in the Valley, or here.) In layman's terms, what were examples of his designs, compared to other conventions of the day? What about them incited admiration?
posted by SpacemanStix at 10:58 AM PST - 12 comments

Cost of developing mobile apps

What do I need to develop mobile apps? [more inside]
posted by Cloud King at 10:54 AM PST - 4 comments

Help Selecting a Streaming Hosting Provider

Icecast or Shoutcast and which hosting service has most bang for the buck? [more inside]
posted by Hey, Zeus! at 10:38 AM PST - 2 comments

He makes more but wants us to pay equally

How to fairly split expenses in a relationship? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:22 AM PST - 50 comments

I need a jobby job (description)

Must they give me a job description after a restructuring? [more inside]
posted by santaliqueur at 10:09 AM PST - 5 comments

Nixing "oily"hair smell

How do you get rid of a chronic "oily" hair smell? [more inside]
posted by sunnychef88 at 10:04 AM PST - 12 comments

Craigslist Whitetext Mystery

What are the mysterious, apparently non-sensical, religious-sounding words that are appearing as small white text on white background on Craigslist car+truck ads across several cities? [more inside]
posted by Extopalopaketle at 10:01 AM PST - 3 comments

To maintain my privacy, should I have everything delivered to my private PO box?

Will accepting packages at my home address defeat the whole purpose of taking out a private PO box? [more inside]
posted by ziggly at 9:59 AM PST - 7 comments

Protect my trip!

What travel insurance should I use to protect an upcoming honeymoon in North Africa? [more inside]
posted by bessel functions seem unnecessarily complicated at 9:50 AM PST - 3 comments

Gift Ideas for Awesome Speech Therapist Friends

Gift ideas for 4 awesome female speech therapists in their late 20's-early 40's? They are nerdy and fun, and the budget is $50 each. [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot at 9:44 AM PST - 7 comments

Help with entry into journalism career?

I'm interested in a career in written journalism. I need help figuring out how to enter the field, and how to make a living at it. [more inside]
posted by Malad at 9:40 AM PST - 18 comments

Don't go in there, kid!

What movie or TV show was this? This has been nagging at me for years! Around 1978 or 1979, when I was 7 or 8 years old, I remember seeing a creepy teaser on TV for an upcoming movie, or episode of something, in which a man wearing dark glasses is speaking to someone off-screen. He says something like, "Don't go in there, kid, unless you want to end up ... like this!" And then he removes the dark glasses, and instead of eyes he has two things that look like raised, white ridges with horizontal slits cut into them. Something like Inuit snow goggles, but set into the eyes instead of connected in the middle. I never saw the show and this is literally all I remember about it. A friend of mine thinks it might be The Omega Man, but I'm pretty sure it isn't.
posted by Ratio at 9:08 AM PST - 6 comments

time heals all wounds, but I don't have all fucking day

How do you get over someone when time is really, really not working? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:04 AM PST - 36 comments

Buying vs renting an apartment (New York City)?

Buying vs renting an apartment (New York City)? [more inside]
posted by inTikiwetrust at 8:59 AM PST - 18 comments

What is a case study interview (and other questions about consulting firms)?

What is a case study interview (and other questions about consulting firms)? [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 8:55 AM PST - 6 comments

How can I sleep with my partner without the aching?

Why do I experience joint pain and insomnia when I share a bed with my girlfriend and sleep perfectly when I have the bed to myself? How can we sleep peacefully together again? [more inside]
posted by goalie_dave at 8:51 AM PST - 12 comments

"You will come whimpering to tell [what style of cap this is] to me!"

What style of hat is Number Two (played by Mary Morris) wearing in this screencap from The Prisoner? [more inside]
posted by muddgirl at 8:31 AM PST - 8 comments

I hear Mary Poppins had her policy via Traveler's.

I need to get liability insurance to cover part-time nannying in my home. [more inside]
posted by sonika at 8:29 AM PST - 3 comments

You R to do this again, and again, and again...

[StatsFilter] I have a data set which consists of 1000 groups. I'd like to perform the same commands on each group using the statistical software R. How can I write a loop function to perform this task? Or would any of the functions from the *apply family do a better job? [more inside]
posted by fix at 8:07 AM PST - 13 comments

I'm looking for suggestions for a quick, random, long weekend trip to the Miami area in late November, and/or a website which help me.

I'm looking for suggestions for a quick, random, long weekend trip to the Miami area in late November, and/or a website which help me. [more inside]
posted by bradn at 7:56 AM PST - 4 comments

Place to stay in Ottawa

Looking for B&B or guesthouse near 27 York Street in Ottawa? We're going to be at said address for an event on a Friday night and want to make a little weekend of it. Unfortunately don't have the first clue about Ottawa...can someone with local knowledge help? Very much appreciated.
posted by supercoollady at 7:33 AM PST - 1 comment

I just want an apartment by myself in San Francisco. Is this impossible?

I just want an apartment by myself in San Francisco. Is this impossible? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:16 AM PST - 17 comments

Birth control options for a 41 year old?

What are good birth control options for a 41-year-old woman who hasn't entirely given up the chance of having children? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:15 AM PST - 24 comments

Bike tune-up before or after winter dormancy?

Thorough bicycle tuneup: before putting bike into winter hibernation, or first thing next spring? Any difference? [more inside]
posted by jjjjjjjijjjjjjj at 7:14 AM PST - 4 comments

I want something to put over the mantle with us and our dog. Don't judge. Help.

What are some great traditional examples of family paintings with animals that look like THIS? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 7:07 AM PST - 6 comments

iTunes syncing, it sounds dynamite on paper

I want to sync two iTunes libraries. Can I do it using a "cloud" backup service? Details inside... [more inside]
posted by bytewrite at 7:04 AM PST - 7 comments

how to hope this newbie easy his Samsung galaxy/android OS pain?

How do get the most out of my new Samsung galaxy S2 (or android generally speaking) without it getting the most out of me? [more inside]
posted by chinabound at 7:03 AM PST - 9 comments

Kalanchoe - potting questions

When, if, and how should I repot my new kalanchoe? [more inside]
posted by Currer Belfry at 6:44 AM PST - 3 comments

Weddings for Dummies, Second Edition

Weddings for Dummies in 2011? [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 6:35 AM PST - 16 comments

Goofy-proof iPhone 4/4s cases!

Which one of these iPhone 4 cases will resist my goofiness better? Or other suggestions? [more inside]
posted by kitsuloukos at 6:19 AM PST - 24 comments

I Know You Told me Not To Call, But.....

I have currently three processes going on in my life (2 work, 1 government) where I have been clearly told "don't call us we'll call you." Help me to craft a message or phone call requesting a status update. [more inside]
posted by Xurando at 6:16 AM PST - 4 comments

Buying land on contract-to-deed; what to know?

Buying land on contract-to-deed; what to know? [more inside]
posted by lpcxa0 at 5:49 AM PST - 2 comments

Can you help a junk food loving athlete change her diet?

I am a junk food eating endurance athlete looking for books and other resources to inspire me change my diet and eating habits. [more inside]
posted by Gadgetie at 5:37 AM PST - 5 comments

Healthy, shelf-stable, "portable," carbohydrate?

Healthy, shelf-stable, "portable," carbohydrate? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 4:47 AM PST - 12 comments

It's mine and I want to read it where I like.

Adobe Digital Edition - how do I get away from it? [more inside]
posted by adamvasco at 4:47 AM PST - 10 comments

latin translation

How do you translate the verb name/naming to Latin? What about namer, i.e. someone who names things?
posted by Foci for Analysis at 3:55 AM PST - 3 comments

Seoul advice other than food

I'm going to be in Seoul next week with my husband and my parents. My parents are Korean and will probably take the helm for showing us around and feeding us, but I'd like some suggestions for things that they wouldn't necessarily now much about, mainly: nightlife and shopping. [more inside]
posted by like_neon at 2:43 AM PST - 4 comments

name of this song?

Cannot figure out the name of this song. It is driving me and my friends crazy. We hummed it for you though. Thanks!!!
posted by yticmic at 2:32 AM PST - 4 comments

Pterodactyl

I woke up with a song in my head in the style of the fall and the chorus went like this: "I think I just saw a pterodactyl... I think I just saw pterodactyl". Does this song exist, or did I just imagine it?
posted by chmmr at 1:34 AM PST - 4 comments

October 9

Trying to remember a movie from my childfood

Identify a movie containing a dreamy/ominous scene involving children playing a really long outdoor piano. [more inside]
posted by pantufla_milagrosa at 11:43 PM PST - 8 comments

What should I buy my brother for his birthday?

What should I buy my brother for his birthday? I have a brother who's impossible to buy gifts for, and it's his birthday soon. I know the following things about him: He's a computer programmer and website designer. He loves Apple products, The Simpsons, Futurama, and XKCD. His heroes are people like Warren Buffet, Steve Jobs, and Dawkins style atheists/rationalists. He's a non-smoker and non-drinker. He's asked us not to get him a gift, but he's still my brother and I'd like suggestions for something more thoughtful than an iTunes gift card. My budget is pretty low, and he handles all his own tech shopping. Suggestions for quirky, fun or interesting gifts would be appreciated.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 11:33 PM PST - 25 comments

Mobile Twitter for the visually impaired?

I'm looking for a phone and software that would make sense if you were using Twitter and if you were blind. [more inside]
posted by edwardvielmetti at 11:12 PM PST - 4 comments

how long is the electricity going to the last post apocalypse?

So I'm watching The Stand, and I noticed late plague, the power's still on. So how long will the power run without maintenance. [more inside]
posted by garlic at 10:50 PM PST - 31 comments

Help me find movies similar to this...

I am looking for movies that contain a lot of self talk. I don't know what kind of movies these are called and I don't recall the movie that I have seen that was like that. But in brief, the story is mostly about the main character how they view the world around them, they talk to themselves a lot and comment on the things that they see, the movie is slow paced, but deep, with the character sometimes having episodes of dissociation from reality, like surreal experiences, flash backs, and a lot of day dreaming. Any clues, suggestions?
posted by convex at 10:49 PM PST - 34 comments

Not particularly enthusiastic about rolling my own here.

What's a good framework for a turn-based game server? [more inside]
posted by ignignokt at 10:31 PM PST - 10 comments

feeling responsible for a friend's death

How do you deal with suicide when you feel (or are made to feel) partially responsible? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 10:08 PM PST - 27 comments

Baked potato skins: Who eats them?

baked potato skins: The Brits, by and large, eat them. The Italians and French (in my experience) do not. What about Germany, Russia? South Americans? US? Regional differences? Other parts of the world? Not looking for individual preferences, but country/regional ones. [more inside]
posted by fatmouse at 9:42 PM PST - 44 comments

Answer as you would to an eight year old--no, let's say five year old child.

SYN floods and LAN-side SYN floods? Please help me understand what my wireless router is telling me. [more inside]
posted by meese at 8:58 PM PST - 11 comments

Lose the belly, save the world?

Is Crossfit right for me? How do I get started from not being physical at all? In San Jose. [more inside]
posted by bluelava at 8:34 PM PST - 12 comments

Managing data storage on Android Optimus V

Help me manage SD/phone data storage on an Optimus V. [more inside]
posted by lewedswiver at 8:31 PM PST - 3 comments

Locomoted Mass

How can I get the details on the route and timing of the transport of the Levitated Mass bolder? [more inside]
posted by brenton at 8:24 PM PST - 14 comments

What can I cook with 3 or more kinds of leftover meat?

What can I cook with 3 or more kinds of leftover meat? With the elder Fnorde boy off at college, I'm finding more and more often that dinner leaves us with a small amount of meat left over, too small for a serving, but too big to blithely throw away. What ideas can you give me for things to cook that can use multiple different cooked meats? For example, the fridge now includes about 3 ounces each of grilled beef, pork tenderloin, and chicken legs. I'd like to use them up in a single dish. I can think of making fried rice or lo mein with mixed meat, or maybe burritos or hash. Any other ideas? [more inside]
posted by Jasper Fnorde at 8:19 PM PST - 30 comments

Single Subject Documentaries

Over the past two nights I watched two great documentaries each focused on a single person: Bill Cunningham: New York and The Cruise. I would like to see more documentaries in this mode! Your suggestions, please.
posted by ocherdraco at 7:52 PM PST - 31 comments

What should my characters be named?

Help me give my fictional characters non-stereotyped names! Degree of difficulty: Iranian and Russian [more inside]
posted by Lady Gaga at 7:42 PM PST - 30 comments

Lost cat - what else can I do?

Our two year old cat Holmes (picture) has disappeared. He was a feral kitten, but has been inside only for over 18 months. We've posted to facebook, sent out a notice to two community email lists and a forum, and tomorrow will call the shelter and the vets in the city, as well as put up posters and talk to the rest of the neighbors. I've put his litter box and food out on the porch, but I feed the colony cats twice a day - so I'm not sure how to tell if he's come back, or if its the other cats (or skunks) eating. What else can I do? And if he does come back for food, how would I know? [more inside]
posted by korej at 7:32 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I obtain a copy of an old news program?

How do I obtain a copy of an ABC/PBS News Program? [more inside]
posted by decathexis at 7:17 PM PST - 1 comment

How to fill out a money order

Do you need to include your account number on money orders? [more inside]
posted by ohtimorousme at 6:50 PM PST - 8 comments

Long term issues with urinary blockage?

Kitty has obstruction of bladder. What does this mean for the future? Is this a recurrent issue? Many questions inside. [more inside]
posted by rainygrl716 at 6:10 PM PST - 18 comments

How Can I Enhance My New Apartments Inherent Qualities?

How Can I Build On My New Apartments Innate Features? [more inside]
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 5:57 PM PST - 4 comments

How am I? Well, that depends

So am I good or well? [more inside]
posted by anemone at 5:57 PM PST - 34 comments

Wood easel designs needed

Are there any simple easel design ideas online or in books that could help me (or really my husband) build one for me? [more inside]
posted by lirael2008 at 4:52 PM PST - 5 comments

stickK - did it work for you?

Does anyone use stickK? Has it worked for you? Any tips for making it work for me? I really need to start exercising regularly but I just can't get motivated to do it lately, so I thought stickK might help. I'm interested in hearing from people who have used it for anything, though.
posted by trillian at 4:20 PM PST - 9 comments

replacing tile window sills

We had the aluminum windows replaced in our 1968 brick veneer rambler. The replacement windows are vinyl. In the process we had the storm windows and ceramic tile sills ripped out. Now the original framing and drywall is exposed. What is the best way to finish the sills? [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 4:16 PM PST - 5 comments

What sculpture in LA looks like Chicago?

What is the large red sculpture in LA? I was watching Ruthless People and noticed the final ransom drop took place in front of a large metal sculpture. To my mind, this sculpture looks like the Flamingo sculpture in Chicago. The scene can't have been filmed in Chicago, so what's the name of this similar sculpture in LA?
posted by Monochrome at 4:04 PM PST - 3 comments

Name that tune

Can you identify this recent indie rock song based on some very minimal clues? [more inside]
posted by mellifluous at 3:53 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I make a Firefox smart keyword to search all my Toodledo tasks?

I want a Firefox smart keyword that will search all of my Toodledo tasks, not just the ones in the current view. I used to have one that used a carefully constructed URL, but Toodledo has switched the interface from a simple GET form to one that uses Ajax and JavaScript. [more inside]
posted by grouse at 2:59 PM PST - 0 comments

Frito Lexus, please go to the white courtesy phone

Where can I find a list of completely unique (N=1) first names in the USA? [more inside]
posted by benzenedream at 2:49 PM PST - 10 comments

Kids like flat stuff, right?

What flat things can I send my sponsored child? [more inside]
posted by metajc at 2:46 PM PST - 23 comments

What's the tastiest chocolate chip?

What would you say are the best chocolate chips you have ever eaten cold and melted? [more inside]
posted by parmanparman at 2:30 PM PST - 30 comments

I want a dog!

Help me come to terms with never getting a dog. [more inside]
posted by ellieBOA at 2:07 PM PST - 22 comments

Mont Blanc capped pen hacks?

I love the idea of using Mont Blanc ink in pilot G2's, but I prefer pens with caps. Do any capped pens work with this wonderful trick?
posted by Strass at 2:03 PM PST - 6 comments

UK TV license: Streaming from a private TV in a foreign country?

Do I need a UK TV License to watch a foreign TV using a slingbox? [more inside]
posted by vacapinta at 1:31 PM PST - 11 comments

ME ME ME. No, you.

How do you deal with and overcome Narcissistic Personality Disorder? [more inside]
posted by Saxon Kane at 1:07 PM PST - 20 comments

Why do people in German-dubbed Hollywood movies use the second-person plural so strangely?

Why do people in German dubs of American movies use the second-person plural form of the verb so strangely? They often use it in place of either the polite form or just the second-person singular, z.b. in the Pirates of the Caribbean, the Commodore says to Will Turner (just Will Turner), "Ihr seid kein Seemann." What? [more inside]
posted by colfax at 1:03 PM PST - 8 comments

Recommend me some comedies!

What are your favorite comedy films of the past 5 years? [more inside]
posted by drlith at 12:45 PM PST - 64 comments

My cellphones are all bass and no treble, and this lack of treble troubles me terribly.

The internal speaker quality on most cellphones I've tried seems abysmal, yet no one else I've talked to seems to notice/care -- even those whose cell phones I've tried and which are terrible in exactly the same way. So: (i) Have I just had a string of bad luck with cell phones? (ii) Does anyone else notice this? and (iii) Is there a cellphone review site that actually rates speaker quality on cellphones? Or, better yet: (iv) Are there cellphones that have an equalizer I could use to adjust the speaker to my heart's content? [more inside]
posted by matlock expressway at 12:32 PM PST - 13 comments

Recommendations for NYC therapist to treat IBS and anxiety?

I've been suffering from increasing anxiety for the last year, and much to my embarrassment, my fear manifests itself by making me run to the bathroom! I'd like to see a nice therapist and nip this problem in the bud (or, butt). More details below. [more inside]
posted by doodletoo at 11:59 AM PST - 3 comments

Adjustable bed recomendations

My parents are looking for an adjustable bed (the kind where you can change the angle of the bed, not the adjustable firmness like sleepnumber). We've had a hard time finding good reviews, so I'm hoping some people here will have first hand experience to share. Any good/bad brands to keep in mind? Anything they should think about when buying such a bed, or things you wished you knew before buying one? Thank you!
posted by nalyd at 11:52 AM PST - 4 comments

Please recommend me a smartphone that is actually durable (won't break when I drop it on the floor).

Please recommend me a smartphone that is actually durable (won't break when I drop it on the floor). [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 11:50 AM PST - 32 comments

Wiring a single-outlet circuit

What is the best way to get a single outlet on this circuit? [more inside]
posted by Red Loop at 11:38 AM PST - 5 comments

Sunday surprise

I think my cat was bitten by a raccoon. Any advice? [more inside]
posted by melangell at 11:24 AM PST - 17 comments

Wooden toy building kits for bad boys

Unique and cool wooden toy kits? [more inside]
posted by not that girl at 11:24 AM PST - 6 comments

Paper, begone!

My (very) small office just got a new whiz-bang scanner that can scan stacks of paper to image-only PDFs. Ideally, I'd like to use this to do away with paper filing, but this is harder (for me) than it sounds. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 11:10 AM PST - 10 comments

Do UPS packages make weekend progress?

UPS Ground question: where do the packages go on the weekend? If a package is going cross-country (4-5 business days, say from Thursday to the following Wednesday), what happens at "quitting time" on Friday? Does the semi go to the nearest depot and wait til Monday AM? Just curious how the whole thing works.
posted by ga4ry at 10:53 AM PST - 8 comments

How can I make the most of my alone time?

How can I make the most of my alone time? [more inside]
posted by dynamiiiite at 10:40 AM PST - 22 comments

copy hardrive

How do I copy my existing hard drive to my new pc? [more inside]
posted by larry_darrell at 10:39 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me with my move to NYC

Advice for an out of towner hunting for apartments in Manhattan? Lots of questions inside. [more inside]
posted by prunes at 10:39 AM PST - 14 comments

Cannes Equivalent for Book Prizes?

For someone who likes to watch Cannes Film Festival winners, what book prizes would you recommend? [more inside]
posted by forallmankind at 10:24 AM PST - 9 comments

Avoiding back spasms and sore butts at the dinner table

Recommend comfortable, modern dining room chairs, please. [more inside]
posted by Meg_Murry at 10:10 AM PST - 4 comments

The physics of tops

Simplified technical explanation for how tops that flip themselves over work? [more inside]
posted by molecicco at 10:09 AM PST - 4 comments

Uh oh, We Used Old Shellac

Uh oh, I think we used old shellac. Now what? [more inside]
posted by musofire at 9:59 AM PST - 3 comments

Video art exhibit featuring American auctioneers?

In 2000-2001, there was a video art exhibit at the Centre Pompidou in Paris. It featured neatly dressed American auctioneers talking in that high-speed almost unintelligible way, quickly reciting the bids to an audience that wasn't there, in front of a variety of landscapes. One was a stocky woman in a business skirt two-piece set walking slowly at dusk with a dark building in the back. Can you find the artist's work? Or point me to the artist?
posted by Mo Nickels at 9:58 AM PST - 3 comments

I need a new cell phone.

I need a new cell phone. I've narrowed it down to a Nokia N8 or a Samsung Galaxy S II. Which should I go with? [more inside]
posted by librarianbryan at 7:50 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me find the best seats for Book Of Mormon

Seeking advice on optimal seating options for The Book Of Mormon... [more inside]
posted by docpops at 7:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Identify This Car

What is this car that Jack Nicholson drives in The Passenger? Screen Cap.
posted by rmmcclay at 6:51 AM PST - 6 comments

What are my options for a nice photo album in a post-film world?

I still use film. I have a bunch of prints sitting in a box. I would like to put together a non-tacky photo album. How? [more inside]
posted by nerdfish at 6:43 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me become a bedroom musician

I'm a professional musician, but specifically a classical musician with essentially no experience with sequencing, recording, amplification, or anything to do with electronics. Can you tell me how I become a bedroom musician? [more inside]
posted by Busoni at 5:37 AM PST - 18 comments

What are my roles and responsibilities as the 'tenant' of a 'landlord' who is also my partner?

My girlfriend wants to buy a house for us to live in – what are my roles and responsibilities as the 'tenant' of a 'landlord' who is also my partner? [more inside]
posted by UltraFleece at 3:31 AM PST - 19 comments

October 8

Is there some sort of meta-resource for defunct design sites such as k10k, swanky.org, or cyborganic gardens?

Is there some sort of meta-resource for defunct design sites such as k10k, swanky.org, or cyborganic gardens? [more inside]
posted by unmake at 10:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Should we travel to Donegal from Belfast for the weekend?

Where should my wife, baby and myself go for a weekend away from Belfast? Donegal? [more inside]
posted by YoungAmerican at 10:14 PM PST - 7 comments

Must craft mines

How can I improve my computer's performance enough to play Minecraft? [more inside]
posted by Made of Star Stuff at 10:12 PM PST - 18 comments

Alternatives to term limits

Are there any countries that have mandatory waiting periods between elected office stints? [more inside]
posted by jeffburdges at 9:19 PM PST - 5 comments

Morgan Freeman as the voice of God

Where can I find audio by actors with awesome voices reading various stuff? [more inside]
posted by pleasebekind at 9:19 PM PST - 18 comments

How to maintain online privacy

How to maintain online privacy and NOT be searchable as someone else's friend social networking friend? [more inside]
posted by mintchip at 8:35 PM PST - 10 comments

make me a dog person.

Now living with the fiance and his two medium-large dogs. I am not a dog person. I want to become one, for the sake of everyone. Can I, and if so, how? Snowflakes abound inside. [more inside]
posted by adrianna aria at 7:38 PM PST - 33 comments

Chalkboard Replacement Program

Replacing my chalkboard in class with my laptop and projector. Need the right program. [more inside]
posted by trcook at 7:32 PM PST - 8 comments

car question

shall i replace my tires now? [more inside]
posted by kingfish at 7:23 PM PST - 15 comments

iPhone 4S Multiple Preorder

Possible to preorder multiple iPhones? [more inside]
posted by telsa at 7:15 PM PST - 6 comments

tamarind + ______= yummm

Gift me with your best tamarind-inclusive recipes! [more inside]
posted by 200burritos at 7:09 PM PST - 20 comments

Von Dune'll Getcha if You Don't Watch Out!

My in-laws are in town and are arguing about a weird family story/old news story. Help me get to the bottom of this! [more inside]
posted by coppermoss at 7:04 PM PST - 8 comments

The Mystery Of Electronic Transfers

Can you electronically transfer money from one US bank account to another? [more inside]
posted by dave99 at 6:48 PM PST - 25 comments

other geographies

What do these specially marked regions drawn over a US map signify?
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 6:36 PM PST - 16 comments

Where can I buy a decent blank Varsity/Letterman/College jacket?

Where can I buy a decent blank Varsity/Letterman/College jacket? [more inside]
posted by rinsemedown at 5:36 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me with a specific kind of window-shopping.

What are some online shops with a smallish number of interesting, simple, classic items? [more inside]
posted by fructose at 5:35 PM PST - 15 comments

Has your retirement account taken a hit like mine?

I just checked my retirement account. Last year, I lost about 7% of the total after ten years of contributions. Is this happening to everybody? [more inside]
posted by flowerofhighrank at 5:27 PM PST - 23 comments

Spin Yore Partner Round And Round And Help Her Download Our Album

What type of music was considered optimal for dancing in the nineteenth century US? I need search terms here, people. [more inside]
posted by Sara C. at 5:26 PM PST - 11 comments

Evolution of the visual language of sex appeal

Can you recommend books/articles on the history of the visual representation of sexuality in popular culture? [more inside]
posted by abirdinthehand at 5:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Moving past the point-and-shoot.

I need someone to tell me what camera or camcorder to buy. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by Knowyournuts at 4:52 PM PST - 11 comments

DBA versus Developer as 35-year-old

I moved into work in IT in my early 30's, and am now 35. I have had 2 Jr. DBA positions in that time period, although I do not have any database certifications. [more inside]
posted by ElisaOS at 4:14 PM PST - 9 comments

ADHDer needs idiot-proof bill pay/reminder program/software

I am 39, single, and a college educated professional. I make decent money, but managing it is a totally different story. I have ADHD. I have been on the hunt for the perfect idiot-proof-pay-my bills software (for a Mac) and I’m at a loss. Help. [more inside]
posted by Amalie-Suzette at 3:52 PM PST - 22 comments

Each one reach one

What is the smartphone software that uses other nearby phones as a a kind of p2p wireless network - ie. sends a message by transmitting it to any other phones in range that are also running the app, which will then pass it on in a similar fashion, etc.? [more inside]
posted by poweredbybeard at 3:32 PM PST - 6 comments

History and Religion Clashing?

How do you write about religion historically? I'm writing my history honors thesis on evangelical Christians, but all of my drafts sound theological and not historical. When I try to fix the problem, I end up just reciting facts. [more inside]
posted by kingfishers catch fire at 3:24 PM PST - 15 comments

How on earth can I use these big black wings for Halloween?

I fell in love with, and bought, a big expensive pair of black wings at an anime con earlier this year. I would love to actually get some use out of them and wear them at Halloween, but... as what? Ideally, what could I go as that I wouldn't have to constantly explain what I was supposed to be? [more inside]
posted by tomboko at 3:22 PM PST - 32 comments

Foot pain, what is it?

My 85 year old diabetic mother-in-law has been having what she describes as throbbing pain in her foot for several months now. Could this be plantar fascitis or neuropathy? [more inside]
posted by sandyp at 3:10 PM PST - 9 comments

Tacoma/Child Seat

Child Car Seat in a Tacoma Access Cab? [more inside]
posted by Murray M at 2:59 PM PST - 4 comments

Squarespace: scrolling Twitter feed?

Twitter and Squarespace: How do I create a Squarespace sidebar widget that displays scrolling personal tweets (i.e. not general news and not links out to twitter) [more inside]
posted by lackutrol at 1:55 PM PST - 1 comment

Help me name my Sake Brewery.

I am working towards starting a sake brewery. I am using 'Chucks Brewing' for the company name and 'Sidecar Sake' for the first product. No money for branding professionals (yet...) Are those names good enough for now? [more inside]
posted by Captain Shenanigan at 1:45 PM PST - 45 comments

No more hacktivation for me... I'm going straight

How do I copy the contents of my unlocked and jailbroken iPhone 3G to my new iPhone 4S? [more inside]
posted by MiaWallace at 1:26 PM PST - 2 comments

Should I get a divorce to protect my husband and child?

If I test positive for cancer, should I divorce my husband so I won't max out his insurance? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:21 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me figure out how to handle my boyfriend's attitude toward sex.

Help me figure out how to handle my boyfriend's attitude toward sex. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:21 PM PST - 23 comments

Dating in Boulder

Fun Date Ideas in Boulder, Colorado? [more inside]
posted by snow_mac at 1:04 PM PST - 12 comments

1 year footage in 10 minutes.

I want to create a time-lapse. The plan is to first film the scenery (outdoors) for one year. How can I make this happen? Flaky details inside. [more inside]
posted by helloworlditsme at 12:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Please help me identify this 1990s NYC song

Please help me identify this sort-of-instrumental club song with a Latin flavor that was huge on NYC radio in the mid-to-late nineties. More details inside. [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet at 12:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Should I apply for social security, welfare, or public aid?

Social security, welfare, public aid? Please help me determine what I can apply for. [more inside]
posted by chonus at 12:05 PM PST - 12 comments

How to prep an old G4 tower for donation?

I have an old G4 tower that I'd like to donate to charity. I don't have the OS X 10.3 disc to format the drive & reinstall with. What do you recommend I do? [more inside]
posted by AMSBoethius at 11:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Help this insomniac sleep!

How can I motivate myself to develop good sleeping habits? [more inside]
posted by so much modern time at 11:33 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me make this video last a long time!

I have a 1080p60fps video which is 2m25s long, that I want to stretch to be much much longer (~2 hours) and then burn to DVD. What can I use (iMac, 10.6.8) that is preferably free or very cheap to accomplish this? [more inside]
posted by hippybear at 11:13 AM PST - 6 comments

Seeking advice or help on how to track down an internet thief.

Advice or help on how to track down an internet thief? [more inside]
posted by miscdebris at 11:12 AM PST - 9 comments

Can someone recommend some reliable web sites where I can check reviews for Doctor's in my Area (NJ)?

Can someone recommend some reliable web sites where I can check reviews for Doctor's in my Area (NJ)? I know there are a ton of sites but I don’t know which ones are reliable I live in NJ Also somebody recommended yelp in one of the other posts here but a quick search there did not reveal any result with more than 1 review for my area. Also, there were only few practices with reviews. Basically I just want to find out a little bit more about the doctor before I visit him / her. Any suggestions?
posted by r2d2 at 10:52 AM PST - 5 comments

Cooking with Drippings

What can I do with the fat drippings from roasted marrow bones? [more inside]
posted by ch1x0r at 10:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Is it smart to run both my computer and record player audio through an amplifier?

Is it possible to use the same set of speakers/studio monitors with both my computer and record player/amplifier? Is it possible/smart to run both the computer and record player audio through the amplifier? [more inside]
posted by decrescendo at 10:31 AM PST - 13 comments

What'll ya have? A shot and a beer?

What are your local/regional shot and beer combos? Looking for brand names especially. [more inside]
posted by vito90 at 10:24 AM PST - 20 comments

Kittie Food: Not to be Administered by Kitties

How do I lock a bifold door and keep the kitties out? Human access is needed but keeping them out isn't needed at all. [more inside]
posted by theichibun at 9:59 AM PST - 15 comments

Name this movie!

Name this movie! Asking for a friend, details inside. [more inside]
posted by pupperduck at 9:50 AM PST - 2 comments

Stop! Opera time.

I love opera anyway, but I particularly love the "Caro, Cara" duet from Handel's Faramondo. What are some similarly beautiful opera pieces I should hear?
posted by katillathehun at 9:41 AM PST - 14 comments

First-world Kindle angst...

Talk about first world problems... Which Kindle do I buy? [more inside]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 9:27 AM PST - 29 comments

Resume help for a just emerging young professional.

Resume help! How to highlight abroad working experience to break into another field. [more inside]
posted by melizabeth at 9:25 AM PST - 3 comments

A brief history of time

Is there a good popular/not-too-academic history of productivity, time management, etc.? I'd love to read an in-depth account of Ben Franklin, Peter Drucker, and everything in between. Something like this slideshow, but, well, a book. Any ideas?
posted by staboo at 9:17 AM PST - 3 comments

Who's Ms. Spears stealing from?

What is the origin of the "whistled" tune in Britney Spears' "I Wanna Go?" [more inside]
posted by sonic meat machine at 9:03 AM PST - 4 comments

Please help me return to Tokyo without leaving my armchair!

I lived in Tokyo for a while. I miss it. Please help me find films / TV / music videos shot in Tokyo so that I can indulge my nostalgia. [more inside]
posted by ManyLeggedCreature at 8:44 AM PST - 14 comments

The first one was just a movie, but this is REAL

I need my memory jogged on movie series where the sequel film takes place in the "real world" and the original was a movie. (Spoilery examples inside) [more inside]
posted by arniec at 8:36 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me keep my cool

What is the best way to cool a computer cheaply and easily? [more inside]
posted by notned at 8:35 AM PST - 11 comments

How do you save your various web links you find every day?

How do you save your various web links you find every day from Google Reader and Twitter for the long term? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 8:20 AM PST - 16 comments

Where to buy this pixelated hoodie?

I really want to buy a particular pixelated hoodie. Does anyone know where to find it? [more inside]
posted by leslietron at 7:39 AM PST - 3 comments

Should I have a threesome?

I'm a single female thinking of joining a threesome. Should I do this? How do I do this? (possibly NSFW details inside) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:01 AM PST - 11 comments

Electronic transfer my a***.

How do you pay rent? Seriously, how do you physically get money from your bank account to your landlord? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:00 AM PST - 60 comments

I can swear I've heard "Chasing Pavements" before

Has anyone else sung a song that sounds like Adele's "Chasing Pavements"? I remember a male singer, early 00's maybe, more of a tenor voice. I could have sworn it was the same song but everything I read says she wrote the song. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:58 AM PST - 5 comments

A successful PhD: software recommendations and other tips?

Hacks for a Successful PhD? I'm looking for tips or software that will help me - as a new PhD student - finish successfully. Researchers: tell me your tricks! [more inside]
posted by UniversityNomad at 5:55 AM PST - 23 comments

Hope my uterus

Looking for non-surgical ways to stop/improve the condition of a uterine prolapse. [more inside]
posted by lizifer at 5:49 AM PST - 6 comments

All airline departures from and to two airports?

I am looking for a website that gives me all possible airlines departing from one airport in the world to another. Whether they are low cost, charter or standard carrier. I can put 'flights from and to' in Google and it will bring a list up (nice) or go to the Airport wikipedia page (again nice) but I know they miss some things. Is there such a site? [more inside]
posted by terminus at 5:18 AM PST - 8 comments

To tag or not to tag?

Another question about new Facebook settings. Specifically, tagging woes. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy500 at 5:09 AM PST - 6 comments

Bellatrix, Cleoratra and Meg are gorgeous... help me keep them happy and healthy.

Should I worry about the length of pet rat claws? [more inside]
posted by malibustacey9999 at 4:43 AM PST - 8 comments

Documentaries and radio transcripts for improving British English?

I've been thinking about improving my (received) pronunciation by reading out loud in English. Need help finding materials online. [more inside]
posted by earthwormsleg at 4:29 AM PST - 5 comments

Oil of oregano under tongue?

Can salivary amylase break down oil of oregano?? [more inside]
posted by nitor at 1:53 AM PST - 4 comments

Quick-release window security bars

I'm trying to find window security bars that can be opened from the inside in the case of fire but can't seem to find a way to buy them. [more inside]
posted by slidell at 12:55 AM PST - 5 comments

Help! I think twisted my back out of alignment again after a chiropractic adjustment and they're closed for the weekend!

Help! I think twisted my back out of alignment again after a chiropractic adjustment and they're closed for the weekend! Also, any advice about constant lower back pain? [more inside]
posted by ad4pt at 12:54 AM PST - 16 comments

Brilliant commencement speeches?

What are some great commencement addresses? [more inside]
posted by raf at 12:39 AM PST - 12 comments

October 7

Information regarding Mountain Top Removal

I'm looking for credible scientific information regarding air pollution relating to mountain top remove
posted by digdan at 11:46 PM PST - 1 comment

How to tutor the GMAT

How to become a free-lance GMAT tutor in Istanbul [more inside]
posted by saraindc at 11:43 PM PST - 1 comment

Do Americans call Lego "Legos"?

An American friend tells me that Lego is commonly referred to as "Legos" in the States. Is this true? [more inside]
posted by bicyclefish at 9:42 PM PST - 143 comments

Why can I easily fall asleep in the early evening, but not at bedtime?

Why can I easily fall asleep in the early evening, but not at bedtime? [more inside]
posted by lunchbox at 8:41 PM PST - 12 comments

Can I skip my periods?

Nuvaring and skipping my periods: is it OK? Do I really need to ramp it up? [more inside]
posted by two lights above the sea at 8:36 PM PST - 19 comments

What's Your Vector Victor?

How can I get these design documents into AutoCAD? [more inside]
posted by sanka at 8:21 PM PST - 5 comments

Is he Bond, James Bond?

One of my relatives has a secret military and/or intelligence job. Help me deduce what he does? [more inside]
posted by BlahLaLa at 8:03 PM PST - 29 comments

Orlando Wedding Photographer

I need suggestions for an Orlando-based wedding photographer who shoots in a photojournalistic style and is rather inexpensive. [more inside]
posted by cndelia at 8:01 PM PST - 4 comments

How does my Japanese girlfriend make money online?

I met my girlfriend in London about 2 years ago. Since then, we have (temporarily) gone our separate ways due to visa issues mainly. Now she is back in Japan and she has had several crappy jobs. I want to help her get a job teaching English/Japanese online and I was wondering if anyone knew of any good ways of promoting her. Her English is very good, she lived in London for 12 years and only hung out with native speakers. I have encouraged her to look for a similar job teaching/translating in Japan and we'll see how that goes but I just need some ideas to help her get as many students as possible. Thanks.
posted by locussst at 7:58 PM PST - 2 comments

Minecraft

MINECRAFTfilter: My girlfriend has a really cool world going on her local machine. What's the shortest method from point A to point B toward being able to play multiplayer with her and help build some palaces? (You can assume higher than average technical problem solving abilities and access to equipment, but low knowledse of firewalls and routing, I'm just having a hard time parsing the forums for what I'm specifically trying to do...) [more inside]
posted by edbles at 7:42 PM PST - 1 comment

What condition would an abandoned outdoor swimming pool be in years later?

Picture an abandoned outdoor swimming pool. One that hasn't been used in, say, four or five years. Assuming there was water in it and a tarp over it when it was abandoned -- what condition would it be in? Would the water have evaporated? Would it still be present, but slimy and awful? Would the tarp have worn through? Please mention any other details I haven't thought of. (This is for a story, in case you're curious.) Thanks!
posted by webmutant at 7:06 PM PST - 24 comments

Reflections and the single-minded kitten

How do I distract my kitten when she refuses to stop trying to catch the reflections of light off of computer screens and ipads? [more inside]
posted by ChuraChura at 6:29 PM PST - 10 comments

Sprint lied! Any cheap cell phone plans to heal the hurt?

What is the cheapest cell phone plan in the U.S. available with one of the major carriers, no data wanted or needed, and not a lot of minutes needed either? [more inside]
posted by scrubbles at 6:21 PM PST - 18 comments

What are some cool queer events in Paris?

What are some lesbian/queer events, gallery exhibitions, movies, bars, etc. to see in Paris? [more inside]
posted by msk1985 at 6:13 PM PST - 2 comments

Thomas’s first and firmest conviction is that he is a profound Orientalist and a fluent speaker of Hindustani.

[Hindi filter] "Kiko kissywarsti don't you hamsher argy jow?" [more inside]
posted by monkeymonkey at 6:09 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I let go of past abuse?

Is it possible to let go of past injuries? My parents were abusive when I was growing up (both physically and emotionally) and I have been dealing with depression and anxiety ever since, with medication and therapy. Now, though, they have changed (really), and I'm trying to figure out how to let go of what happened and have a good relationship with the people they are now. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:37 PM PST - 16 comments

What is Fark doing with my Flickr photo?

What is Fark doing with my photo? I posted this photo today on Flickr and it is suddenly getting hundreds of hits from Fark. I've been a member of Metafilter for years and have heard of Fark but never visited. Are they photoshopping it?
posted by rotifer at 4:20 PM PST - 14 comments

Translation of Hebrew engraving

What is the translation of this Hebrew engraving? (Picture link inside) [more inside]
posted by yoyoceramic at 4:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Covertly watching your commute movie

What was this (possibly Bollywood) historical epic action movie I saw a part of? [more inside]
posted by mumblingmynah at 3:56 PM PST - 2 comments

Voice & instrument

What are some of the best stripped-down performances of songs? [more inside]
posted by Echobelly at 3:21 PM PST - 97 comments

Please help me configure and secure my Ubuntu-based combined home file server/public web server/VNC server!

Please help me configure and secure my Ubuntu-based combined home file server/public web server/VNC server! I am building a low-ish power home file server, which will likely run Ubuntu 11.04 or 11.10 (possibly server edition), and I should be able to set up a basic samba share easily enough. But I would also like to use the same computer to serve a few basic webpages, and I would like to provide ssh and ideally VNC or RDP-like access from outside the LAN. I can probably get the basic software set up, but I'm a n00b when it comes to NAT stuff, firewalls, and security issues generally. I would also appreciate help with setting up dynamic DNS. [more inside]
posted by dilettanti at 3:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Decorating a tiny, square studio

How should I arrange and decorate my new teeny studio apartment to make it feel homey but not cramped, and not like I'm spending all my time in my bedroom? [more inside]
posted by lunasol at 3:19 PM PST - 22 comments

What do I need to know about square dancing?

Should I be as terrified as I am of square dancing? [more inside]
posted by jengineer at 3:14 PM PST - 16 comments

Can I trust Comcast to host my business data?

Can I trust Comcast to host my business data? [more inside]
posted by buzzv at 2:38 PM PST - 6 comments

Gear that'll get you fit, not killed.

Home gym exercise filter. Feedback on TRX Suspension and similar gear? [more inside]
posted by VikingSword at 2:32 PM PST - 10 comments

What's the best place for me in the SF Bay Area?

What's the best place for me in the SF Bay Area? [more inside]
posted by aloysius on the mixing boards at 2:21 PM PST - 20 comments

Iphone: contract or no?

Is it cheaper (including contract costs) to buy the IPhone upfront and go without a contract? [more inside]
posted by nat at 2:09 PM PST - 15 comments

What else helps the weak?

I sometimes hear people say "Humans are the only species that save the weak." Can you list some other lifeforms that do nurse the sick, help the disabled, etc., of their own kind?
posted by zephyr_words at 2:08 PM PST - 25 comments

nyc is my playground

I have Columbus Day (Monday) off. What awesome things should I do in NYC while everyone else is at work? [more inside]
posted by arkitex at 1:37 PM PST - 14 comments

It's fun to listen to when walking around at night.

I'm looking for ambient music which consists of dark undertones, "good" beats, and a general feeling of...psychedelic hopelessness? danger, maybe? I'm not sure. [more inside]
posted by Evernix at 1:25 PM PST - 22 comments

Gourd Stiff

Here is a recipe for butterscotch. Here is a recipe for butterscotch pudding. Here is a recipe for squash pudding. MeFites, can you help me combine these concepts to create a recipe for Buttersquatch Pudding? [more inside]
posted by Lieber Frau at 1:23 PM PST - 10 comments

Erectile Dysfunction and Emotions

Erectile Dysfunction and my boyfriend's brain. Can you help me understand what is going on and give me some tips on how to be more patient/compassionate? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:08 PM PST - 18 comments

How do I make Mathematica filter results based on constraints

I'm a relative newbie using Mathematica and I can't figure out how to filter results from NSolve (or Solve) based on some constraints, like making it only show positive solutions. [more inside]
posted by gkhan at 12:40 PM PST - 8 comments

Microfilm Digitization: What's the Better Machine?

Librarians, Record Keepers, Microfilm Users: I have a big digitization project coming up and I'm wondering if you have a preferred microfilm scanning machine. [more inside]
posted by sleepy pete at 12:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Career switch to librarianship

Is librarianship right for me? [more inside]
posted by constellations at 12:19 PM PST - 18 comments

Selling short videos

Will I be able to sell my videos on iTunes? More info and a link inside... [more inside]
posted by Benzle at 12:16 PM PST - 1 comment

What is the future of pharmacy?

Is pharmacy worth the investment for a mid-20s career changer? [more inside]
posted by infinityjinx at 11:43 AM PST - 9 comments

Grinds or Grounds?

Coffee grounds or coffee grinds? [more inside]
posted by OmieWise at 11:38 AM PST - 51 comments

All juiced up and nothing to do

Can garbanzo bean liquid be used for anything else? [more inside]
posted by mcbeth at 10:11 AM PST - 16 comments

I'm going to propose; is there a particular way I should do so?

I've got the ring. I've got the location where I plan to ask the question. Now what do I actually say? [more inside]
posted by asnider at 10:10 AM PST - 45 comments

Looking for good/cheap hotels in Amsterdam and Barcelona

I will be traveling to Amsterdam and Barcelona at the end of November/early December. Can anybody recommend me any good and cheap hotels? [more inside]
posted by I-baLL at 9:47 AM PST - 10 comments

Help Me Diagnose This LCD Damage

Has anybody seen this kind of damage to an LCD screen? Can I fix it? [more inside]
posted by baltimoretim at 9:44 AM PST - 10 comments

Retail Workout

Are there any simple things I can do to burn off a few extra calories/tone up some muscles during my downtime at work without looking ridiculous? [more inside]
posted by kittenmarlowe at 9:27 AM PST - 12 comments

iphone upgrade?

I currently have an iPhone 3G that is a several years old but still perfectly serviceable. I have the opportunity to upgrade to an iPhone 4 for a reduced price. Is it worth it, or should I pay more for a 4S? [more inside]
posted by Salieri at 9:27 AM PST - 28 comments

How do I stop attracting the wrong guys and start attracting the right ones?

I was just broken up with by a really decent, kind guy because there was no "spark." He seemed like everything I ever wanted in a partner on paper. I knew there was no spark but I was perfectly fine with that, because it seems like the only guys I ever have mutual emotional chemistry with are either rageaholics, substance abusers, or commitmentphobes. I was more than willing to trade the spark for not being yelled at, put down, or inexplicably blown off. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:26 AM PST - 25 comments

How to get out of reading a book I was gifted?

My friend sent me a book as a gift. I think it's rubbish. What to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:26 AM PST - 28 comments

Don't be such a cry-baby

I cry often, always have, and I don't know if this can be changed. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:08 AM PST - 14 comments

More photos on Craigslist please!

How do you add more than 4 photos on Craigslist post? [more inside]
posted by grak88 at 8:59 AM PST - 10 comments

Where can I find this early NeXT audio clip?

Anyone know where I can listen to the Steve Jobs audio clip from the default NeXT welcome email? [more inside]
posted by zamboni at 8:59 AM PST - 2 comments

Find me (or create me) a crash course in Semantic Web...

Can you find me an online (?) course giving me the essentials of the following alphabet soup of Semantic Web related... things? XML, XHTML, CSS, RDF, OWL, JSON, SPARQL, one of JAVA, Perl, Python etc... [more inside]
posted by KMH at 8:55 AM PST - 8 comments

Creepy stories I half remember?

Short story collection(s) identification; space succubi, store brand cheetos, and grape soda. [more inside]
posted by nomisxid at 8:38 AM PST - 2 comments

Dog people consider cats

Are there cats out there for dog people? [more inside]
posted by kat518 at 8:13 AM PST - 65 comments

What do YOU use mobile remote desktop services for?

Use case scenarios: now that iPhones, iPads and Android devices can do a lot of what desktops can do, either natively or through web apps, what are some of the biggest uses/implementations of those devices to access remote computers? In other words, what do YOU use mobile remote desktop services for? [more inside]
posted by malaprohibita at 7:51 AM PST - 12 comments

Bands or song titles with the them of the ten commandments?

Pub quiz music question setting. Bands or song titles with the theme of the ten commandments? [more inside]
posted by Jakey at 7:47 AM PST - 15 comments

Where can I find good and affordable dental care in the Boston area?

Where can I find good and affordable dental care in the Boston area? [more inside]
posted by msbrauer at 7:40 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I move to Canada?

I am a US citizen. I would like to move to Canada, where my Canadian girlfriend lives and works. My company here in the US is willing to let me telecommute. What are the legalities involved here? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:39 AM PST - 15 comments

How can I better store half & half?

I like my coffee--enough that I just drink one good cup a day. (I make it with an Aeropress.) Since it's just one cup, I don't feel shy about adding half & half. Ultra-pasteurized h&h has a sell-by date that can be a month out or more. I thought I'd be smart and make it easier to store and pour by putting it in a glass container. It's this GlassLock container. After four or five days, the h&h starts to separate. What should last for weeks more goes bad almost right away. This has happened with several brands of h&h, and I've certainly washed the container well. Does anyone have a guess on why this is happening? Any suggestions on a container (you've tried yourself) that does work well for storing half & half?
posted by fishpatrol at 7:37 AM PST - 19 comments

Don't get Tumblr archives

How to browse Tumblr archives? [more inside]
posted by fucker at 7:17 AM PST - 5 comments

My friend vs. the guy I am seeing

I screwed up, and realized too late that my friend is in love with the guy I am seeing. We're not serious. Should I stop seeing him? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:49 AM PST - 45 comments

To tip or not to tip

Corporate housing etiquette for morans... [more inside]
posted by shino-boy at 6:29 AM PST - 11 comments

Looking for things to do on Sunday in NC

Fun things to do on a Sunday in the Durham/Raleigh/Chapel Hill, NC area for parents with a 17 year old son? [more inside]
posted by maxg94 at 5:58 AM PST - 12 comments

baby won't go to bed. parents losing minds.

How do we get our baby to sleep at night? In desperate need of parental advice. [more inside]
posted by saturn~jupiter at 4:12 AM PST - 53 comments

Robbery - what next?

Ok - our home was broken into, and everything of value was taken - what now? [more inside]
posted by needlegrrl at 3:00 AM PST - 11 comments

I'm going to war with a Level 84 Adware Injector, help me destroy it

Some adware is injecting this javascript code into page source on my Firefox. Help me find it. [more inside]
posted by Senza Volto at 2:15 AM PST - 16 comments

Looking for help with anti-dehydration drink while in ketosis

Trying to combat dehydration while on low carbohydrate diet. During ketosis, everything tastes terrible. Trying to keep up with water intake, but ketosis taste in my throat makes plain water terrible. Looking for further suggestions. [more inside]
posted by jpallan at 1:15 AM PST - 23 comments

Opera Mini Android Excessive Storage

Opera Mini for Android using too much storage space that needs to be freed up. [more inside]
posted by 6550 at 12:57 AM PST - 6 comments

October 6

Dealing with same-sex couples' taxes in community-property states: Could it be any more Byzantine?

You are not my tax advisor, but... We're a same-sex married couple in California, trying to make heads or tails out of the (confusing) IRS tax-filing pickle that is in effect for the 2010 tax year. We have to combine our community income, split it in two, add any individual income to the respective partner's form, and then create two separate forms for the IRS for each of us, but check the "single" category for filing status. Here's the dilemma: He gets a W2 (salaried employee). I freelance (several 1099s and a Schedule C). Do I have to duplicate the entire Schedule C across both forms, and put half of each deduction on my form and half on his? :-0 Or do I do the full deductions on my form and fill in something on the adjustment line (line 21, I think it is) on his 1040 form as a way of evening out the reporting? [more inside]
posted by kentk at 11:34 PM PST - 8 comments

Say it's 1860, and I'm nauseous in a well-stocked bar

Calling all enthusiasts of bitters and historians of spirits! Do bitters actually have practical value in dealing with a weak appetite, nausea, or other digestive upsets? Do digestifs and aperitifs actually work? If so, which ones are especially effective? [more inside]
posted by StrikeTheViol at 11:22 PM PST - 17 comments

Show Me Don't Tell Me

Please recommend educational video podcasts that really make good use of the video component, with demonstrations, artwork, or animations. [more inside]
posted by kristi at 9:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Make me laugh. Please?

What are some good places to find a certain kind of humor online? [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 9:06 PM PST - 21 comments

Can living things be copyrighted?

Can there be copyright in a tree? [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 at 9:05 PM PST - 21 comments

How to best buy bonds for a retirement portfolio?

How do I pick bonds for the bonds portion of a retirement portfolio? [more inside]
posted by pwnguin at 8:29 PM PST - 10 comments

Poppycock: The Movie (short)

In high school I saw a film called "Poppycock" which had to be a piece of Fluxus art. Have you seen it, ever? [more inside]
posted by jet_silver at 7:50 PM PST - 5 comments

I'm looking for a great registered dietician in the NYC area!

Help me find a registered dietitian in NYC! I recently had my gallbladder out, and while I ate healthy before, I am looking to meet up with an RD who can help me modify my eating plans and advise me on how to eat now that I do not have a gallbladder! I have to admit I am a little paranoid about gaining weight, which is why I am looking to get a professional's opinion. [more inside]
posted by carmenghia at 7:32 PM PST - 9 comments

How to get the wood smell out of a chinese thermos stopper?

I have a traditional chinese thermos like this one with a wooden stopper. How do I get the smell out? My water tastes like wood.
posted by joshwa at 7:23 PM PST - 4 comments

Web world, just you wait!

How do I become a content strategist? How do I self-train? What do I need to know? How do I find clients, or better yet, an employer? [more inside]
posted by Violet Blue at 7:13 PM PST - 6 comments

How to improve odds at dental school admission?

Dental School Filter: After a few tries, a friend of mine finally received an invitation for an interview at one of the schools he applied to. What are his chances of getting accepted? [more inside]
posted by icollectpurses at 7:11 PM PST - 3 comments

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

I'm heartbroken, and need some distraction. Ridiculously involved, dorky stories stories and youtube junk preferred. [more inside]
posted by soft and hardcore taters at 7:05 PM PST - 20 comments

Is my laptop's battery life normal for it's age?

Is my laptop's battery life normal for it's age? It's used and I know next to nothing to laptops. More inside. [more inside]
posted by CelebrenIthil at 6:55 PM PST - 12 comments

Oh no!

Drug Filter: My pot smells like ammonia. Do I have to throw it out? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:44 PM PST - 19 comments

How do You Pay for College When You Can't Pay for College?

Hypothetical: You're young, black, trying to go to an arts college, and can't pay for it out of pocket. How do I turn that frown upside down? [more inside]
posted by Poppa Bear at 6:39 PM PST - 14 comments

What wireless headphones should I get?

What wireless headphones should I get? [more inside]
posted by Evilspork at 5:42 PM PST - 2 comments

Reward and Punishment in the US

What are some good (current) examples of reward and punishment in the United States? Please give me any websites, magazines or books I might be able to source for an essay. [more inside]
posted by camylanded at 5:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Where to go on an accessible road trip in the Northwestern US?

We have a week and a half off and a 4WD truck but no plans; help me find interesting things to do with my partner in Washington, Northern California, Oregon, and Nevada. Extra difficulty: I'm on crutches. [more inside]
posted by hackwolf at 5:23 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me to be more socially adept in business

How can I become more socially adept in business settings? [more inside]
posted by 3491again at 5:07 PM PST - 8 comments

possibly homeward bound for the PNW

Might be making a move back to the North West for a job. Tell me everything you know about McMinnville, OR housing, life, etc. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:57 PM PST - 4 comments

Do NSFW tags belong in a résumé?

Best practices for including pornography in your professional portfolio? [more inside]
posted by 256 at 4:46 PM PST - 12 comments

Finding a safe Swedish proxy for watching video content?

I want to watch Swedish television via the web, but much of the content is blocked geographically and available within Sweden only. I prefer free, but I'm willing to pay a nominal monthly/yearly amount. I did locate this company during my Google search - I don't know if this service is overkill for my needs. Is it safe to use a foreign proxy and would it be wise to install the proxy on a separate router? I have no idea how any of this works.
posted by Bushmiller at 4:44 PM PST - 2 comments

Help me find a poster version of this card

Can you help me track down a poster version of an artwork I only have on a greeting card? I was sent a birthday card this year with a beautiful illustration on the cover. I have the details of the illustration, and of the company that produced the card (both below), and the fact that the image belongs to the Smithsonian, but I can't for the life of me find a way to acquire a larger version of it. I would love to have a poster of this to hang in my office - if only I could find one! [more inside]
posted by impluvium at 4:41 PM PST - 2 comments

Where does the Bell Tower ringtone come from?

What is the source the bell tower ringtone on my iPhone 3G? [more inside]
posted by swift at 4:39 PM PST - 2 comments

what to do, what to do...

I got rear ended a couple of hours ago. Called the cops. Should I call my insurance? [more inside]
posted by Marduk at 4:25 PM PST - 19 comments

Create ways to present a gift to my wife?

How should I surprise my wife, the love of my life, with her new iPad 2? [more inside]
posted by siclik at 4:08 PM PST - 18 comments

Images without guilt

Where can I find creative commons-licensed or out-of-copyright images to use in (non-commercial) design projects? [more inside]
posted by you're a kitty! at 3:52 PM PST - 10 comments

Not Marmite, we already have that

Gift/Souvenir ideas from the UK? [more inside]
posted by midnightbarber at 3:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Is there a new Trek series in the works?

Is there any rumbling about when we might get a new Star Trek series? [more inside]
posted by smitt at 3:16 PM PST - 3 comments

Nonprofit Finance: Contracted or in-house?

[Nonprofit Filter] We're investigating options to shop out the major financial needs of our nonprofit organization. If we do this, what tasks should be kept in house and (if we no longer have a dedicated finance person) who should do them? We are considering this option, but have a fair number of questions about how other small NGOs manage their financial administration. Is yours in-house, contracted, a combination of both? What are the benefits/challenges? Lots of questions and would appreciate experienced feedback! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:08 PM PST - 7 comments

Shedding a lot of hair when using minoxidil.

How much is too much "shedding" (hair falling out at the root) as a side effect of Minoxidil (generic Rogaine) in women? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Please help me understand, and perhaps learn to tolerate, my new progressive lenses.

Please help me understand my new progressive lenses. [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 3:03 PM PST - 21 comments

Dinner and spa suggestions in Calistoga

We have one dinner and one afternoon in or around Calistoga. Where should we eat? Should we do the mud/mineral bath thing? If so, where? [more inside]
posted by mostlymartha at 3:02 PM PST - 6 comments

vampire romances are OK if they are good

Give me your best YA and children's fiction. [more inside]
posted by NoraReed at 2:59 PM PST - 65 comments

What should we wear for Hallowe'en?

I'd like to dress my two year old as an owl for Hallowe'en, what should my husband and I go as? [more inside]
posted by meringue at 2:42 PM PST - 36 comments

Should I allow an outside partner connect its AdWords account to my GA account?

An outside partner I've allowed non-admin access to my Google Analytics account wants to connect its AdWords account to my Google Analytics account. I don't currently use AdWords, but it's a future possibility. What are the ramifications of allowing them to do this? Will it affect my own ability to connect my own or other AdWords accounts to GA in the future? Will that linkage affect my own reporting?
posted by mph at 2:41 PM PST - 5 comments

chicken galangal lemongrass recipe

Give me a great recipe that uses chicken, galangal (fresh) and lemongrass. Other exotic ingredients OK. Probably on rice. Not too much chilli. Thanks!
posted by wilful at 2:34 PM PST - 8 comments

I asked a question and all I got were these papers

What are your grading hacks for really, really boring papers? [more inside]
posted by media_itoku at 2:05 PM PST - 25 comments

Help my son get the part!

Recommend a 1-3 minute monologue for an 8-year-old aspiring actor. [more inside]
posted by Mister_A at 1:48 PM PST - 9 comments

You can't get there from here

Road tripping through VT and NH to Portland, Maine between Sunday and Tuesday, with a pretty open schedule. What should I do and see? [more inside]
posted by hanoixan at 1:33 PM PST - 16 comments

What's the best way to survive a stressful social event?

What's the best way to survive a stressful social event? [more inside]
posted by midmarch snowman at 1:27 PM PST - 29 comments

identifying tiny music sample used in Modern Family

What's the music in Phil's "Stop in the name of life" video in Modern Family Series 3 Episode 4 (Door to Door)? [more inside]
posted by Gomoryhu at 1:19 PM PST - 1 comment

Yet Another Question About Moving To A Great City

Which Canadian cities would you recommend moving to after graduating from university? I'm looking for a fresh start and exciting adventures. [more inside]
posted by sincerely-s at 1:10 PM PST - 19 comments

Is it all just smoothosomes and nonsense extracts? Or can something in a jar de-wrinkle me?

Are there any skin care products that have actually been proven to be effective in the "battle against aging skin"? [more inside]
posted by Kololo at 1:09 PM PST - 28 comments

End Nosepicking Now!

Please help me enforce my self imposed ban on nasal excavation! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:04 PM PST - 15 comments

Bands that sound like Destroyer but don't rhyme (or rhyme better)?

So I listened to Destroyer's Rubies and thought it was perfect, except for the irritating need they feel to force awkward, thoughtless rhymes into the lyrics. [more inside]
posted by jsturgill at 1:04 PM PST - 11 comments

Automatic log in to a Mac on restart?

So, following up on my previous question: I have this Mac Mini that will drive a big data display. I wrote an AppleScript that starts up Chrome and goes to fullscreen mode, and I put that script in the startup items and it all works swell. BUT! I still need to log in for it to work. Can I set something up so that the Mac starts and runs without any user intervention at all? [more inside]
posted by dirtdirt at 12:58 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I deal with a boss who is prone to chew me out?

How do I prevent from getting yelled at by my boss while still keeping my dignity? [more inside]
posted by tunestunes at 12:42 PM PST - 17 comments

Please help me feel nauseous / sick to my stomach

Does anyone know of anything or a combiantion of things that can be consumed that is reliable at making a person feel nauseous for at least an hour or more. I am looking for something that is not harmful to one's health.
posted by tr45vbyt at 12:35 PM PST - 51 comments

doggone hips

What else can I do to help my dog with hip dysplasia? I've written a book inside. [more inside]
posted by whalebreath at 12:02 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I add better titles to my video project without spending lots of time and money?

Is there some kind of template or wizard software that I can use to quickly add professional-looking titles to a WMV video? [more inside]
posted by Vorteks at 11:57 AM PST - 7 comments

Profaned Sacred Music

Can you recommend darkwave covers of sacred music? [more inside]
posted by Kitty Stardust at 11:35 AM PST - 6 comments

Jeans for the Tall and Curvaceous

Help me find good-looking jeans that fit tall, curvy me. Added challenge: under $100. [more inside]
posted by anonnymoose at 11:16 AM PST - 27 comments

How to become less emotionally invested in work?

How do I manage emotional investment in my work? [more inside]
posted by Chaussette and the Pussy Cats at 11:12 AM PST - 9 comments

Toddler Pan Am Uniform Costume

Help me dress my toddler as a Pan Am stewardess for Halloween. [more inside]
posted by davextreme at 10:56 AM PST - 8 comments

Android note-taking app that lets you add pictures in the text field?

Note-taking app for android that lets you add photos inside the text field? [more inside]
posted by SouthCNorthNY at 10:40 AM PST - 2 comments

Dimitris Papaioannou

Where can I find videos of dance productions directed by Dimitris Papaioannou? [more inside]
posted by Wemmick at 10:32 AM PST - 1 comment

Need ideas for crochet projects

CrochetFilter: Please help me think of a few crochet projects I can give as Christmas gifts. [more inside]
posted by delicate_dahlias at 10:20 AM PST - 23 comments

Help me replace wheels on a bike!

Replacing the wheels on a 3-speed bike: Instructions, tools, and tricks? [more inside]
posted by aaanastasia at 10:15 AM PST - 15 comments

Our love is written in blood.

Looking for stories/poems/paintings/etc. that include a letter written in blood. [more inside]
posted by howiamdifferent at 10:12 AM PST - 7 comments

Employer-sponsored party?

What is 'jubilee' in the context of employee benefits?
posted by IndpMed at 10:02 AM PST - 9 comments

Planned laptop obsolescence?

I am really wary about buying a laptop with a non-user-replaceable battery. Opinions on this? How painful/possible is it to get such batteries replaced when they fail? [more inside]
posted by madmethods at 10:01 AM PST - 14 comments

More "Sadcore" or whatever you call it

I really like The National (yes, yes, I'm a little late to the party...). What other bands like them should I try?
posted by Chrischris at 9:47 AM PST - 37 comments

Why would one want a Nord Lead 3 as opposed to a Nord Lead 2 or 2X?

Why would one want a Nord Lead 3 as opposed to a Nord Lead 2 or 2X? I know that the original Nord Lead was completely outmoded by the 2 but since I don't currently know anyone who knows synths, I'm not sure if the 2x and 3 are improvements over the 2 and in what ways. [more inside]
posted by telomere at 9:45 AM PST - 8 comments

Not Shocking

Has anyone had a fatal electric shock while working on a computer? Is there any data?
posted by parallax7d at 9:40 AM PST - 17 comments

WordPress site notes area?

How can I create a non published area of WordPress for notes? [more inside]
posted by humph at 9:08 AM PST - 9 comments

It’s an organizer, a memory and an old friend.

I need wallet suggestions -- details inside, of course. [more inside]
posted by AzraelBrown at 9:05 AM PST - 23 comments

Refinancing a house with a junior mortgage attached

Home Refinancing Quandary: I would very much like to refinance our house, but we've been hand-cuffed by a junior mortgage on the property and no broker seems to understand how they work (or I just don't get the rules). Is there a way around this? [more inside]
posted by yerfatma at 8:29 AM PST - 4 comments

ISO lower-carb veggie recipes that freeze well.

Looking for recommendations for freezer-friendly recipes with lots of vegetables and less grains/carbs. [more inside]
posted by mskyle at 8:24 AM PST - 13 comments

dive into an adventure as predictable as the universe itself

I've started watching Stargate: Atlantis. Does it...get better? [more inside]
posted by the bricabrac man at 7:44 AM PST - 35 comments

Walkable neighborhood in the South?

I live in TN, in a city that doesn't offer very good mass transit, everything is spread out and I have to drive everywhere. I would love to live in a neighborhood designed for people who want to walk to the local grocery, book store, park. Not just a neighborhood that may offer a coffee house, but a true walking neighborhood, and I need to stay in this part of the South... Is there anywhere in TN or AR like that? (Nashville to west TN and central to east AR).
posted by flesti at 7:36 AM PST - 23 comments

Fossil Collecting tips & tricks

Help me jump-start my fossil collection without getting scammed. [more inside]
posted by MangyCarface at 7:32 AM PST - 8 comments

The culture of big business, minus sensation

Are there any ethnographies of corporate culture that are primarily academic? [more inside]
posted by Bleusman at 7:31 AM PST - 7 comments

Game Console Emulator Software for PC?

I want to play "Red Dead Redemption." I do NOT want to buy a console to do so. [more inside]
posted by BigLankyBastard at 7:17 AM PST - 21 comments

Mind-blowing. Decisions.

Somehow, I seem to have lost the ability to make confident decisions - and the trivial ways in which this happens is having a non-trivial impact on my life. How can I address this?: [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:05 AM PST - 13 comments

YANMTA,BIDHATA,S...

EuroTravelFilter: Help us determine stops, a route, strategies, tips, dangers, etc. for our Summer 2012 Rome-Baltic odyssey, currently in its very early planning stages. What can we hope to achieve in ~2 weeks and $3-4k? [more inside]
posted by AugieAugustus at 6:48 AM PST - 12 comments

Is it possible for your first love to be "the one"?

Is it possible for your first love to be "the one"? [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 6:29 AM PST - 37 comments

Help, my Thinkpad's on life support!

Completely stumped: I can't boot *any* OS from my laptop's hard drive. What am I doing wrong? [more inside]
posted by pinsomniac at 6:11 AM PST - 16 comments

Any advice or comments on jobhunting at science conferences?

Do any of you have experience with postdoc recruitment at academic conferences (Specifically, BSGT/ESGCT)? [more inside]
posted by metaBugs at 5:19 AM PST - 11 comments

I dreamed about killing you again last night

What should we do on our Honeymoon in Chicago, last week in October? [more inside]
posted by holdkris99 at 5:16 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me not fail

I'm in nursing school and feel like I'm drowning. Help? [more inside]
posted by pintapicasso at 4:21 AM PST - 17 comments

Dances that baroque.

Tell me your favourite court dance scenes from movies or musicals! [more inside]
posted by lovedbymarylane at 4:13 AM PST - 16 comments

Should I grant my girlfriend a "last hurrah" before settling down?

My long-distance girlfriend wants to have a "last hurrah" and make our relationship open just for a few months before I return to her city and we make a long-term commitment. Are we courting disaster? [more inside]
posted by kramer1975 at 3:02 AM PST - 66 comments

Which e-cig is for me?

Which e-cigarette is for me? [more inside]
posted by tumid dahlia at 1:21 AM PST - 18 comments

October 5

Creative way for each nursing school graduate to say thank you?

Ideas for my nursing schools pinning ceremony?? I was thinking about video thank you's during the individual pinning ... [more inside]
posted by learninguntilidie at 11:42 PM PST - 4 comments

Rogue It Up!

Please help me construct a pretty decent Movie!Rogue costume in the weeks to come before Halloween! [more inside]
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 11:32 PM PST - 3 comments

Noise cancelling headphones

If I wear noise cancelling headphones, do the cilia in my ears still move? [more inside]
posted by devnull at 10:24 PM PST - 8 comments

Business and Friendship Situation

What should a new freelancer do with a "client" that they don't really want to work with, without putting their best friend in an awkward situation? [more inside]
posted by it's a long way to south america at 10:02 PM PST - 9 comments

How do you find what you love doing?

How do I "do what I love" if I have no idea how to even figure out what the heck that is? Steve Jobs has thrown me into an existential crisis and I need the hive mind to set me on the right path. [more inside]
posted by Elminster24 at 9:51 PM PST - 53 comments

What is the source movie for the "Hitler finds out..." meme?

You know those "Hitler finds out..." videos that are cropping up everywhere? What movie is that clip from? [more inside]
posted by sramsey at 9:34 PM PST - 16 comments

How do you support NPR from outside the US?

How do I support NPR from outside the US? I listen to a number of NPR podcasts and would like to do my bit. I've tried emailing them but have yet to get a response. [more inside]
posted by sien at 9:25 PM PST - 9 comments

What's the scary movie where the girl falls off the building?

I'm trying to remember the name of a scary movie from around the late 1970's. [more inside]
posted by amfea at 9:17 PM PST - 4 comments

Best way to drive Westbound across Brooklyn

What's the best way through Brooklyn (by car), West to East? [more inside]
posted by antipode12 at 9:17 PM PST - 13 comments

I've been to school, now I'd like an education!

After years of mulling about, I've come to realize that I want to to go to university and gain a proper liberal arts education. For the first time in what feels like eons, I feel enthusiastic and motivated. Trouble is, my first attempt at doing so was three years ago and under much different and more trying circumstances. It seems that the consequences of my halfhearted younger self have severely damaged my future possibilities. What can this 21-year-old do to demonstrate his new-found ardor for all pursuits academic? [more inside]
posted by shoebox at 9:14 PM PST - 13 comments

Too busy, needs space, or friend dumped?

My best friend stopped talking to me without explanation. How long do you wait until you give up on a friendship? [more inside]
posted by honeybee413 at 9:13 PM PST - 22 comments

Experience of Chorded Keyboards ?

Anyone have experience of using a Chorded Keyboard in place of a conventional QWERTY type keyboard ? [more inside]
posted by southof40 at 8:35 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me archive web pages

Help me archive web pages. [more inside]
posted by Trurl at 8:32 PM PST - 4 comments

Nghtmare on Elm Street

Landlord changed move in date [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:25 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me risk rejection

I am currently crushing on a guy (I'm female). We've hung out as friends, and I'm getting mixed signals that he might be interested in more. [more inside]
posted by random thoughts at 7:54 PM PST - 19 comments

No Beta Blues Allowed!

Team Beta slogans? Our work team has a beta project...can you give me some cool slogans to keep up our morale? I found a sight with "your slogan here" betta fish bumper stickers--so what should we write? Other fun suggestions to get us through the next month? Thanks all!
posted by calgirl at 7:40 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me find new boots for winter.

Help me find a good pair of women's boots to buy for winter. [more inside]
posted by knolan at 7:22 PM PST - 20 comments

What should I do in the aftermath of a robbery and assault?

I was robbed and assaulted today. I'm trying to think of things I should be sure to do in the aftermath. Any advice? [more inside]
posted by Sakura3210 at 6:34 PM PST - 22 comments

How many rules are in this rpg?!

I feel like I'm missing something about rpgs like Dungeons & Dragons. Can the hive mind explain it to me? In short: I don't see what the massive rulebooks are doing, since the core mechanic of the game seems so simple. [more inside]
posted by philosophygeek at 6:25 PM PST - 31 comments

Putting in an honest day of work

Are we seeing a wide spread erosion in work ethic? There has been attention paid to the differences between boomers and xgen and ygen that I just can't sink my teeth into. Has our sense of entitlement at work changed? What has happened to putting in an honest days work? [more inside]
posted by YukonQuirm at 6:25 PM PST - 45 comments

Smarter way to consolidate a big international Amazon shipment?

Smartest way to consolidate a large international order from Amazon.com? A big enough order to get free shipping within the US, and of mostly small and light items from multiple vendors, but international shipping will add several hundred to the cost. This is to Singapore, but the Singapore service (Vpost.com.sg) is frankly lousy, and I'd like an alternative.
posted by viggorlijah at 6:06 PM PST - 4 comments

bad apples in a coop?

Is poor participation normal for a preschool co-op? And if so, how do we fix it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:48 PM PST - 8 comments

What's a good model of headset with microphone?

Can anyone recommend a headset with a good microphone for a webinar I'm running? [more inside]
posted by emcat8 at 5:47 PM PST - 3 comments

What are unconventional things to do in Vegas?

What are some unconventional things to do in Vegas? I've done just about everything obvious. Halloween activities could be especially fun. [more inside]
posted by JJkiss at 5:41 PM PST - 12 comments

How should I elevate my flatscreen TV?

I'm looking for a nice, minimal way to elevate my flatscreen TV (38"). I like the shelf idea (like this), but want to make sure it's a sturdy option that won't rip out the drywall. Any experience with these? If not, any recommendation for a handsome TV stand? [more inside]
posted by critzer at 5:34 PM PST - 5 comments

Best thank-you favor?

My company sells a premium nutritional supplement product targeted to middle-aged women via our web site. I would like to include a "thank you favor" in the box when it is shipped to the customer. Please recommend what you think would work here! [more inside]
posted by blargerz at 5:28 PM PST - 13 comments

Searching for a TARDIS blue...

Which of these blues is closest in colour to the blue on the exterior of the TARDIS? (Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, or Matt Smith era TARDIS.)
posted by Year of meteors at 5:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Robot stories.

I'm looking for stories (long or short) with self-aware robots or digital intelligences that are neither merciless killers of humanity/their makers nor effective slaves (created and forced to perform labor, either through laws or through programming). Ideally neither of those things would figure into their history, either. It'd be best if the constructed-people were the protagonists or main focus of the story, but this is not required.
posted by curious nu at 5:20 PM PST - 26 comments

Short sale = long pain?

YANALFilter: Short sale: yay or nay? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:12 PM PST - 12 comments

In search of new highs.

I have a Kenwood component speaker system in my car. The tweeters were recently stolen, and I am looking to replace them. What replacement tweeters should I get? [more inside]
posted by sacrifix at 4:02 PM PST - 4 comments

I'm thinking about starting a website.

I've been toying with the idea of starting a website that's sort of half forum, half store. I have a general understanding of how the web works, but I haven't done anything web design-ey for about ten years, and even then I was definitely quite amateur. What would I need to do to get going? [more inside]
posted by Scientist at 3:53 PM PST - 7 comments

Is there a plugin or script to sort Amazon wishlist by lowest Prime-eligible price?

Is there a plugin or script to sort Amazon wishlist by lowest Prime-eligible price? [more inside]
posted by yesno at 3:05 PM PST - 6 comments

Automate this form!

Endless paperwork! How do I automate filling out a .doc form? Challenge: cannot involve downloading/installing any new software [more inside]
posted by Wretch729 at 3:03 PM PST - 5 comments

At what age should children: a) No longer kiss their parents on the lips? b) No longer see their parents naked?

At what age should children: a) No longer kiss their parents on the lips? b) No longer see their parents naked? [more inside]
posted by zarq at 2:55 PM PST - 66 comments

Should I fly to New York for the weekend?

Should I fly to New York for the weekend? (from London) [more inside]
posted by Lotto at 2:51 PM PST - 35 comments

Where did the logo site go to?

I saw a site on Metafilter (i think!) and cant find it again. Help! [more inside]
posted by aqueousdan at 2:40 PM PST - 4 comments

Is good, enough?

It will be three years with my partner in November. She is ready to move forward from cohabitation into marriage. She is the nicest person I have dated, we are good match, and I'm at the time in my life when I am capable of making a new family the primary priority... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:36 PM PST - 19 comments

Used enjoyment or enjoyed usement?

How do I resolve this dilemma where I will feel used if I do a project I'd otherwise enjoy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:36 PM PST - 15 comments

Should I go ahead and burn down my house?

Were the bugs that I had to pry off of my skin ticks or bedbugs? [more inside]
posted by halogen at 1:57 PM PST - 15 comments

post-procedure dental pain

Should it hurt this much two days after having two teeth pulled? [more inside]
posted by yesster at 1:53 PM PST - 26 comments

Where should I get my camera cleaned in Seattle?

Where should I take my Nikon D40 to be cleaned in the Seattle area? There is crap on the inside of the body that has started showing up in pictures as gray marks. [more inside]
posted by kthxbi at 1:51 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me learn Spanish!

How can I most effectively learn a language (specifically Spanish) while in a college Spanish class? [more inside]
posted by R a c h e l at 1:49 PM PST - 20 comments

online resources to evaluate cities?

I'm looking for online resources to evaluate American cities. I have seen theatlanticcities.com, what other well-done sites are there where I can go in and put in "Bozeman" or "Amarillo" or "Augusta" and get cost-of-living, demographic and housing information, and other city facts? Extra points if there is some kind of side-by-side comparisonator.
posted by cashman at 1:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Thanksgiving dining alternatives in as Vegas

I'm looking for a great Thanksgiving dining out option for Thanksgiving dinner in Vegas for 3 adults. [more inside]
posted by eggm4n at 1:30 PM PST - 3 comments

Alas, poor little bird! We did not know it well at all.

Identify this dead bird, please! It is a wee, greenish-yellow little thing that we assumed was a female goldfinch, but on closer inspection, maybe isn't? [more inside]
posted by hegemone at 1:27 PM PST - 13 comments

Hooray, I've joined a gym! Now what?

Hooray, I've joined a gym! Now what? [more inside]
posted by Elly Vortex at 1:21 PM PST - 9 comments

I am not racing, I just want to get here and there.

I find my road bike terrifying. Can you help? [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 12:58 PM PST - 40 comments

How do I become more responsible?

I am a talented, social, religious, active, healthy, and disciplined adult. However, one of my great strengths is that I am quite adaptable - I "roll with the punches" very well, you could say. The problem with this is that I sometimes take a more irresponsible path (procrastination, running late, omitting important tasks) because I've learned through experience that the energy expended in adapting to consequences is often less than the energy expended in being completely responsible from the beginning. I want to become more responsible, because I feel like my irresponsibility is keeping me from reaching an even higher level of productivity and happiness. How can I reach level 70 arch-mage zen responsibility?
posted by rinogo at 12:51 PM PST - 7 comments

Alright Dudley, make mine like yours.

How can I make the changes to one section of a word document automatically update another? Please hope. [more inside]
posted by SassHat at 12:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Nutrionist for the in-shape but disorganized?

How does an average Joe go about hiring a nutritionist/dietitian? (And can he even afford one?) [more inside]
posted by sureshot at 12:42 PM PST - 7 comments

How to ensure I'm able to migrate from Gmail for my private domain

How to use google apps to run my email but still be able to migrate to something else later? What steps do I need to take to make sure that someday if my business needs to I can migrate away from having google backend my email of my owned domain? [more inside]
posted by Twinedog at 12:36 PM PST - 6 comments

New engine or new car?

Antifreeze burned up in car yet no leak. White smoke billowing out only one day. Cannot recreate. Mechanic thinks possible head gasket blown. New engine or new (used) car? [more inside]
posted by stormpooper at 12:34 PM PST - 14 comments

Bee sting question: one day later I have multiple bumps, did I get stung more than once?

Bee sting question: one day later I have multiple bumps, did I get stung more than once? [more inside]
posted by tr0ubley at 12:32 PM PST - 4 comments

Experienced vegetarian cook needs to learn how to cook with meat!

After seven years of vegetarianism, I'm opening up myself to eating meat every once in a while. I can tell you how to work with lentils, press tofu, and caramelize anything until the cows come home, I don't even know how to pick out a good cut of meat, much less what to do with it! Beyond recipes, I'm looking for suggested reading, tips, etc on selecting cuts of meat, working with meat for flavoring (when and how you use different fats, etc), and other pointers. Assume I know most cooking techniques that would apply to non-meat ingredients, but any meat-specific techinques would be great! [more inside]
posted by silverspeak at 12:32 PM PST - 21 comments

A good printer for crafty things.

My sister wants to buy a new printer for her home. She needs it for regular stuff but would also like to be able to make her own personalized stationary: things like gift tags or personalized cards of the sort you can put on birthday gifts for kids or give away as gifts themselves. What type of printer would you recommend for her? [more inside]
posted by CrazyLemonade at 12:31 PM PST - 6 comments

Decide you must, how to serve them best

I'm looking for possibilities for meaningful work within my chosen career path. [more inside]
posted by roboton666 at 12:28 PM PST - 8 comments

Polarity unclarity

How to I tackle replacing (rear) car speakers when there's a special connector? [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:23 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I prepare for the public defender interviewing and hiring process?

I'm in the process of interviewing for entry-level public defender positions, through both individual offices and fellowship programs. Can anyone offer any tips specific to interviews for this type of position? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:20 PM PST - 1 comment

How do I refuse the kindness of these strangers that I'm related to?

Long Lost Relatives filter: Am I a bad person for only wanting to take them up on _part_ of their generous offer? If not, help me politely communicate this! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:19 PM PST - 12 comments

Flip it and reverse it

Why do domain names go www.example.com instead of com.example.www? [more inside]
posted by bjrn at 12:08 PM PST - 20 comments

It's not about the civil war. It's about factory towns and class.

Where can I find a copy of the 1975 BBC production of North And South? [more inside]
posted by mmmbacon at 12:03 PM PST - 3 comments

Best cheap hardware for Linux-based webcam system?

The makerspace I belong to has a webcam but the system doesn't work very well; it's just an iSight plugged into a Mac mini. I'd like to set up a dedicated headless linux box with a bunch of cheap USB cameras instead. Recommendations? [more inside]
posted by Mars Saxman at 11:54 AM PST - 5 comments

Using Slingbox for ALL my TV viewing?

I had an idea in which I set up a Slingbox on a spare cable box at my parents' house and watch it on the TV at my house, thus eliminating my own need to subscribe to cable. Is this crazy enough to work? [more inside]
posted by moviehawk at 11:50 AM PST - 5 comments

tablet

I have an Acer Iconia tablet running windows 7 with a 32 GB hard drive. I have no space left, even with just Office installed. Where did all my space go? [more inside]
posted by amsterdam63 at 11:39 AM PST - 5 comments

To Drobo or Not to Drobo: That is the Question

Talk to me about Drobo. [more inside]
posted by dfriedman at 11:36 AM PST - 10 comments

how to encourage the boss

Yesterday I was called into what turned out to be a humiliating tag-team meeting where my supervisor and the department director took turns berating me for my job performance over the past year. Short on specifics and long on phrases like "you don't display ownership of your projects," and "you're always late," etc. All this is odd because just a couple months ago I got an un-scheduled mid-year raise and 'ata-boy from the director. Yes, one of the same who was pounding on me yesterday. [more inside]
posted by markhu at 11:26 AM PST - 22 comments

How to set up routines to avoid anxiety and decision-making fatigue?

How to set up routines to avoid anxiety and decision-making fatigue? [more inside]
posted by mercredi at 11:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Movie, orphans, terrible memory. All meet here for party!

Name-the-MovieFilter: Help me identify the name of this heartwarming movie I saw as a youth. Orphanage moving, with much difficulty, very far away. I think there was also a nun. [more inside]
posted by RolandOfEld at 11:22 AM PST - 8 comments

Following a large group of @ tweets?

Is there some code or a twitter client that will let me view all the "@username" messages to a list of a few hundred people? [more inside]
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 11:19 AM PST - 0 comments

Why are all the cars in the UK new?

Why aren't there any (or many) older cars on the road in the UK? [more inside]
posted by something something at 11:10 AM PST - 27 comments

How much do PODS cost in a move?

How much does it cost to ship a PODS (those portable moving/storage things) across the country? [more inside]
posted by bobbyno at 10:57 AM PST - 12 comments

Enough with the gratitude

All the "Thanks", "Thank You", "Thx" emails in my inbox are slowing me down. Is there any way to set up a rule/filter that will move these to a dedicated folder in Outlook 2007 (exchange server environment)?
posted by jbradley at 10:55 AM PST - 9 comments

How much agains?!?

[Average Bill Question] Soon to be moving out on my own. Trying to figure out average monthly costs of things. More of course after the fold. [more inside]
posted by handbanana at 10:43 AM PST - 7 comments

Calcium controlled release of PTH and Calcitonin

How does the parathyroid gland actually detect the change in blood calcium levels, triggering the release of PTH? I understand that decreased calcium concentration in the blood/extracellular fluid in the parathyroid stimulates the production and release of Parathryoid Hormone, but what's the mechanism on a molecular/ionic level? Does decreased calcium trigger an action potential of some kind? Does it open a normally calcium-blocked receptor, resulting in PTH release? Bonus points for the same question for the release of Calcitonin from the thryoid gland. Help a fascinated A&P student.
posted by Pantengliopoli at 10:26 AM PST - 4 comments

Feel guilty for hurting my abuser

How do I deal with guilt, anger, and complicated emotions surrounding cheating on my abusive spouse? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:23 AM PST - 33 comments

Up, even when I'm down.

Every time I wake up during the night -- which is usually 2 or 3 times -- I find that I have a raging erection. Is this normal and/or healthy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:23 AM PST - 11 comments

IANAL, obviously

YANALFilter: I want to prepare a release form that gives me rights to use recordings I make of literary performances on the internet and radio. What should be included? [more inside]
posted by custard heart at 10:08 AM PST - 1 comment

Looking for good web radio stations that only play instrumental music

Please recommend audio streams (web radio stations and the like) that are all instrumental, and aren't classical music. Additional thoughts inside. [more inside]
posted by filthy light thief at 9:45 AM PST - 7 comments

Citizens United and 100 Years of Law?

How does the Citizens United ruling "roll back 100 years of law"? As far as I can tell, it only allows corporations (= companies and unions) to do in the 30 or 60 day run-up period before an election what they've always been able to do before those cutoff dates.
posted by luke1249 at 9:30 AM PST - 34 comments

How do I return a website after a breakup?

My girlfriend and I recently broke up. I made a website for her portfolio. Now what? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:20 AM PST - 36 comments

Gimme your bread tips!

Is there such a thing as the perfect recipe for French Bread? Also, how do you schedule your breadmaking in real life? [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 9:09 AM PST - 35 comments

Help a friend feed protesters.

How would you feed a maximum number of people on foot, on the fly, on the cheap, and from an oversized knapsack? [more inside]
posted by sarling at 8:48 AM PST - 36 comments

Anger is an energy: origin?

Did the phrase "Anger is an energy" originate in the 1986 song "Rise," or was the song quoting some other source?
posted by kalapierson at 8:40 AM PST - 6 comments

How to deal with UK moving company being 3 weeks late?

We hired a moving company to ship our furniture/stuff from the UK to Switzerland. They said it would take 14 days. It will now actually take 35. All this while we've been paying rent on an empty flat it turns out we won't need for another two weeks. [more inside]
posted by Zarkonnen at 8:38 AM PST - 5 comments

Stop sending my stuff to my ex's house. Seriously.

How can I make sure that absolutely nothing - not letters, not catalogs, not packages, nothing - with my name and old address on it is ever left at my old place? I am in the US. [more inside]
posted by yomimono at 8:35 AM PST - 20 comments

I need to make some money. Fast.

I'm based in Northern Europe and really have to make some money soon or else I'll have to go on public assistance. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:35 AM PST - 5 comments

I'M A MONSTER

I'm a 23-year-old female who suffers from a pretty extreme case of hirsutism (excess facial/body hair). I've been through the gauntlet as far as tests go, and no underlying cause has been determined. Help me figure out what's wrong with me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:35 AM PST - 25 comments

Where can I go to swap packages?

I like to swap packages with people around the world. Where can I find an online community that would let me do this? [more inside]
posted by Ms. Moonlight at 8:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Mirror, Mirror

Why can't I "see" what I really look like? [more inside]
posted by bearette at 8:23 AM PST - 29 comments

First, be smart from the very beginning.

If an average-sized human body were rolled into a sphere, how big would that sphere be? [more inside]
posted by shakespeherian at 8:20 AM PST - 11 comments

Surprise! You own a sewer!

Apparently, we have a private sewer line that no one knew existed. And that line is disintegrating. Now what? [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 8:20 AM PST - 18 comments

I need to negotiate smarter. Any ideas, hive mind?

Freelance consultant: Any ideas on how I can change my negotiating strategy to land more projects? [more inside]
posted by reacheround at 8:18 AM PST - 5 comments

I just want to pew-pew again!

What has happened to my computer/video card after an in-home technical/hardware support issue? [more inside]
posted by Emperor Yamamoto's Eggs at 8:08 AM PST - 6 comments

Quick program for saving internet video?

What is the *best* way to download video from Itunes and the internet onto a blank disc? About a year ago, someone showed me a program or application that easily and elegantly took selected parts of an internet video (and I think an Itunes TV show as well) and transformed it into something I could play on a DVD. This wasn't just a kind of dragging and clicking operation but a specific application or program that made it very neat and easy. I need to do this with a few clips for a small presentation.
posted by Tylwyth Teg at 8:07 AM PST - 1 comment

Adobe Premiere Elements 9 Question

Does anybody know what this is? I'm referring the grey bar above Title 4. It suddenly appeared in our timeline ruler and we can't figure out what it does and how to get rid of it. I've searched through Adobe help and google but nothing seems to refer to it. I only see info about the timeline ruler in general.
posted by crios at 8:05 AM PST - 2 comments

I Don't Want to Jobshare With this Crazy Lady Anymore.

Help. I'm in a job-share situation with a woman who is making everything very difficult and I think I want to quit. Shortest version possible: I got hired the second week of school as a middle school special education teacher in my #1 choice of district; I had been very excited about the possible opportunities here. However, I'm hired to share the job 50% of the time with someone who has been doing the job forever, and according to my coworkers, who does the job very badly. And she's making every day miserable for me and all I want to do is quit. [more inside]
posted by kinetic at 7:46 AM PST - 28 comments

Tenancy status in Condominium in Georgia

I rent an apartment in a building with a condo association in Atlanta, GA. My lease was not registered by my landlord with the building condo association. Does this impact my legal tenancy status? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:38 AM PST - 3 comments

Is it inappropriate to mention immigration status in a thank you letter following a job interview?

Is it inappropriate to mention immigration status in a thank you letter following a job interview? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:38 AM PST - 4 comments

How do you make seemingly boring interviews interesting for an online and print audience?

How do you make seemingly boring interviews interesting for an online and print audience? [more inside]
posted by jacobean at 7:19 AM PST - 14 comments

Halloween costume help: Kaneda from Akira

I'm going to try to make a Kaneda (from Akira) costume for Halloween. What craft materials do I want to use to make this happen? [more inside]
posted by justkevin at 7:08 AM PST - 4 comments

Gardnerella-Tending Tips?

Medical / Sexual Health Question: WTF could be causing these long-term symptoms, and HTF can I take care of them, hopefully once and for all? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:06 AM PST - 11 comments

god I hate dating.

A kind of inane dating question about whether I got blatantly blown off by a guy or whether I'm completely overreacting. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:05 AM PST - 43 comments

Should we sand and prime holes in our walls or pay someone to do it?

Should we sand and prime patched-up holes in our walls or hire someone to do it? [more inside]
posted by kirkaracha at 6:50 AM PST - 15 comments

Looking for good UK-biased podcasts.

I'm looking for podcasts that are British or European, to counterbalance the overwhelmingly American coverage I receive of my areas of interest. Can anybody recommend some good English language offerings to match the criteria under the fold? [more inside]
posted by nowonmai at 5:13 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me make a yellow curry that'll knock my kids' socks off.

Help me make a yellow curry that'll knock my kids' socks off. [more inside]
posted by sesquipedalia at 5:04 AM PST - 17 comments

Macbook fan and temperatures, is there a problem here?

The wife was working on her Macbook Duo about a week ago, when the screen when dark for about 10 seconds and perhaps a slight pop was heard (she isn't sure). After the screen came back on the fan seemed to stop working. Normally, she could cause the fan to run pretty loudly as she Netflixed, played video or Flash games. After that noise, the fan no longer ran that loud or fast. [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:51 AM PST - 8 comments

October 4

Academic Culture 101?

Books or other resources explaining traditional practices in academe / academia? [more inside]
posted by INTPLibrarian at 10:48 PM PST - 12 comments

Save my soup

Condensed Milk != Evaporated Milk. Following this Salmon Chowder recipe I mistakenly used a can of "Sweetened Condensed Milk" instead of the Evaporated Milk that was called for. My beautiful, expensive, organic, soup tastes like candy. What can I add to it to cut the sweet?
posted by tacit_urn at 9:23 PM PST - 28 comments

How do I move on (alone) after infidelity?

My seven+ year relationship (living together but not married) ended several months ago after my partner was unfaithful. He is still with the other person; I am single and picking up the pieces. I'm not interested in forgiving him, I just want to move on. What's the best way to do this? [more inside]
posted by kim in chicago at 9:23 PM PST - 28 comments

What's causing this sudden rash of abandoned cars?

What's causing this sudden rash of abandoned cars in my town? [more inside]
posted by attercoppe at 9:05 PM PST - 12 comments

Android password manager app with online browser access?

Does anyone know of an Android password manager app with online browser access? [more inside]
posted by ccalgreen at 8:59 PM PST - 13 comments

Don't stop! No really, don't!!!!

What's going on when a guy slows down, way down, in the middle of sex? [more inside]
posted by Mrs Roy G Biv at 8:34 PM PST - 30 comments

How to undo being thoroughly out-manipulated?

My roommate unilaterally decided to force me out of the apartment. She and 3 new tenants already signed a new lease. What are my options (if any)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:19 PM PST - 44 comments

Was there a 1950's tv show in the US that sold blueprints for houses?

Family legend states that my grandparents had their 1950's, smalltown Ohio house built from (adapted) blueprints they obtained by writing in to a television show. Is this possible? If so, which tv show, and is there any way I can get a copy of the blueprints? [more inside]
posted by unknowncommand at 8:17 PM PST - 5 comments

I love halloween. I hate costumes.

What are some culturally iconic CHARACTERS that would make a good Halloween costume and most importantly, allow me to dress semi-normally on Halloween [WARNING: REALLY ANNOYINGLY PICKY DETAILS INSIDE] [more inside]
posted by windbox at 8:07 PM PST - 58 comments

Good database management habits?

How can I learn to be better at data management (without taking a class)? [more inside]
posted by _cave at 7:55 PM PST - 8 comments

Rage or GOW3

Which should I buy for 360, Rage or Gears of War 3. [more inside]
posted by Ad hominem at 7:51 PM PST - 33 comments

choir retention?

How do I go about getting new members for my choir, or enticing the existing or previous ones to come back this year? [more inside]
posted by LN at 7:39 PM PST - 9 comments

Am I thinking about sex and dating the right way?

I was set to marry "The One." He broke my heart. Sex hasn't been the same since, nor have I fallen in love. Is this just because I haven't found the right guy, or is it all in my head? [more inside]
posted by DoubleLune at 7:36 PM PST - 16 comments

ugh.

Follow up to this question: What are productive ways to be mad or frustrated with an SO? I want to honor my feelings and work through them properly, but I also really want to keep moving forward with my guy, too. [more inside]
posted by iLoveTheRain at 7:34 PM PST - 5 comments

What to do when an employer stiffs you on a paycheck, then offers to pay in stallments? Details inside.

After two months of dodging me, my former employer is agreeing to pay me my last $1000 paycheck "in installments." Should I accept, or continue on to court? [more inside]
posted by joechip at 7:03 PM PST - 33 comments

Sewing Links for Home Decor/Pattern projects

Sewing and Curtains [more inside]
posted by pakora1 at 6:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Chronic illness, family disaster, shit sandwich

Seeking resources for a chronically ill adult in the metro DC area, with complications. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:32 PM PST - 2 comments

Boyfriend reconnecting with an ex, good or bad idea?

My boyfriend is catching up with an old girlfriend and I want to be okay with it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:32 PM PST - 38 comments

Switching to Android

Switching to a Galaxy S2 from an iPhone 3GS. What do I need to know about Android and what are some great Android apps? Thanks!
posted by Aanidaani at 6:26 PM PST - 17 comments

If I close my eyes and smell it I'm instantly happy.

My German grandmother's laundry room always smelled amazing. Please help me figure out what it was that smelled so good so that I can surround my self in it. [more inside]
posted by TooFewShoes at 5:42 PM PST - 25 comments

This is no trivial matter

Which version of Trivial Pursuit do I want? [more inside]
posted by magnetsphere at 4:58 PM PST - 13 comments

Any way to make a child sleep later in the mornings?

Is there any way to change the circadian rhythms of a toddler so that s/he sleeps later in the morning? [more inside]
posted by xo at 4:51 PM PST - 19 comments

We want to move it move it

Walk me through moving from one state to another (homeowner edition). [more inside]
posted by rouftop at 4:12 PM PST - 8 comments

Sonos and HDTV

How does HDTV output sound on Sonos speakers? I only see an analog in on the back of the speaker set. I am thinking about using an S5 as the primary speakers in my medium sized living room. Is the quality going to bug me? Is there a reason no reviews at all mention doing this? I use an AppleTV and Uverse on my Samsung, if that matters.
posted by aburd at 4:08 PM PST - 8 comments

Bad feet love beauty too!

I have bad feet, but I want cute shoes for work. Who sells good quality, fashionable shoes these days? [more inside]
posted by backwards compatible at 4:01 PM PST - 30 comments

All-Korean podcasts for Korean-language learning?

Which entertaining Korean-language podcasts intended for native speakers can best help a Korean-learner improve his listening skills? [more inside]
posted by colinmarshall at 3:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Is there any reason not to fully trust escrow.com?

I'm selling a website for ~25KUS$ and using escrow.com to a European buyer. The deal has closed and escrow.com says that funds have been disbursed but the ACH check has not yet shown up in my account. They say there is a delay of up to 3 days to complete an ACH transaction. The buyer is waiting for the server login and other materials that we agreed would be delivered upon receipt of funds. Should I trust that escrow.com will not somehow withhold the funds and go ahead with delivery or wait until funds are posted to my account?
posted by jorlando at 3:40 PM PST - 18 comments

Fuck Yeah Whiteboards!?

After burning out on all the websites and Flickr groups glorifying simple desks and minimal workspaces, I'm ready for something more hardcore. Are there websites out there where I can see pictures of awesomely productive workspaces (big whiteboards, multimedia behemoths, Google-esque brainstorming spaces, etc)? [more inside]
posted by Apropos of Something at 3:37 PM PST - 4 comments

No hair, and singing about it?

I am looking for songs by bald people about baldness. [more inside]
posted by obliquicity at 3:31 PM PST - 25 comments

Chicago Therapist for Intelligent Depressive

Chicago Therapist Filter: Looking for a therapist for an extremely intelligent person suffering from long-term depression. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:27 PM PST - 4 comments

Tips needed for being a good, regular houseguest.

I'm seeking some tips on how to build and maintain a good relationship with my partner's mom while he lives in her home. Googling "boyfriend lives with mom" nets some really gnarly results, so I turn to you, Askmefi! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:26 PM PST - 14 comments

desperately searching for a song from Bones!

please help me find this song from Bones!!! [more inside]
posted by carlypennylane at 3:25 PM PST - 18 comments

Is an old 12-chord autoharp worth restoring?

I was just given a 12-chord autoharp, not in great shape. How do I figure out if it's worth salvaging, and if so, what are some good resources for learning to play? [more inside]
posted by valleys at 3:22 PM PST - 12 comments

How can I repair or disguise tiny holes in wool gabardine?

How can I repair or disguise small holes and tears in wool gabardine (skirts)? [more inside]
posted by skbw at 3:16 PM PST - 10 comments

Need a copy of my birth certificate ASAP

I need to find the fastest way to obtain a certified copy of my Ohio birth certificate from out of state (to apply for a passport). [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 3:07 PM PST - 10 comments

Lync my iPhone

What are my options for using Microsoft Lync (formerly Office Communicator) on an iPhone? [more inside]
posted by Patbon at 3:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Ditch the doc?

Am I wrong to want to ditch my doctor for this? [more inside]
posted by futureisunwritten at 3:02 PM PST - 47 comments

Need a name for a social science concept

Is there a "collusion number"? (A number past which a cartel is very likely to dissolve?) [more inside]
posted by Make Way for Ducklings! at 2:59 PM PST - 8 comments

A Billboard Lovely as a Tree?

What's the story on roadside poetry in the Philippines? [more inside]
posted by Ideefixe at 2:55 PM PST - 2 comments

Markets are UP, but how did they do that?

Miraculous rally in the final forty five minutes today pushes all stock market indices above their three-year lows. Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase, and Morgan Stanley all up by ten, twelve percent for the day. Can someone explain how this has happened? [more inside]
posted by shipbreaker at 2:47 PM PST - 18 comments

Love Lost

How do I get over an ex girlfriend? No joke, I cannot get over this girl. we met last summer, and shared great times and it lasted for months. It was intense. Then, it just died. She lives in another state and I cannot just go see her, not without her wanting me to do so. We have talked some but that is all. I can accept that it's over, but I just cannot stop thinking about her. Help! I don't want to forget her, but I don't want to have her on my mind always! [more inside]
posted by cvoixjames at 2:46 PM PST - 11 comments

Gmail Logorrhoea

I just noticed that when I'm logged in to my gmail account, and open up youtube, my gmail is tied to my youtube watching. What other websites will automatically be tied to my gmail account if I'm still logged in? Is there a list somewhere? [more inside]
posted by Think_Long at 2:29 PM PST - 13 comments

I'm freaking out about meeting this guy

I need advice on this upcoming meeting [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:27 PM PST - 7 comments

No, trust ME. Please.

How do you deal with anti-intellectualism in a spouse? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:27 PM PST - 50 comments

Why yes, I am a moron! Please enroll me in your fascinating debt consolidation scam.

Why am I still getting "card member services" scam robocalls? [more inside]
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 2:17 PM PST - 8 comments

What was this song with clapping hands and happy singing?

waste-of-a-question filter: Contemporary, upbeat song featuring hand claps. [more inside]
posted by peachfuzz at 2:05 PM PST - 22 comments

Morticia-black is less attractive after 30.

When I try to dye my very light brown hair dark brown, it turns black. Any recommendations for a true dark brown at-home dye? [more inside]
posted by juniper at 1:59 PM PST - 16 comments

Pop songs with French horn

I'm trying to identify pop songs that feature (or at least include) some French horn, like All You Need Is Love, or Lollipop by Mika. Any ideas?
posted by CheeseLouise at 1:49 PM PST - 18 comments

Can anyone help me find this Kids in the Hall sketch?

Can anyone tell me the name of the sketch from Kids in the Hall in which they do a musical act in the style of old stage shows climbing up stairs and such? The song consisted of people just singing the partsof the song to show how formulaic it was, such as "chorus" and "bridge." If you can find me a video of it, that would be even better.
posted by vash at 1:46 PM PST - 4 comments

trying to locate a movie poster

Trying to locate an affordable version of this movie poster for Fritz Lang's Metropolis.
posted by crunchland at 1:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Corning, New York restaurant recommendation?

I'll be visiting the Corning New York Glass Museum this weekend with 2 college students. After a fabulous day we'll be looking for a great restaurant for dinner. Any suggestions from savvy locals? For them - fun, hip, alcohol. For me - a less than ear-splitting decibel level. Can you suggest the perfect place?
posted by citygirl at 12:56 PM PST - 5 comments

Can I transfer a 3G contract 02 sim to an IPhone 4

Can I use my Iphone 3G contract simcard in an iphone 4? [more inside]
posted by choppyes at 12:50 PM PST - 4 comments

Does this ever happen?

Curious about guy's experiences: Have you ever met a girl you had no interest in dating at first... but then later on you started wanting to date her? What happened? [more inside]
posted by Sock of Silliness at 12:41 PM PST - 20 comments

Ideas for a karma tattoo?

I'm looking for tattoo ideas to represent the idea that "what goes around comes around." [more inside]
posted by rinosaur at 12:37 PM PST - 17 comments

Google Cache

Google Cache links have disappeared. [more inside]
posted by KRS at 12:30 PM PST - 6 comments

How can we reasonably intervene in our Grandpa's plans to remarry?

How can we reasonably intervene in our Grandpa's plans to remarry? [more inside]
posted by angsolom at 12:29 PM PST - 49 comments

I need a new dumbphone.

What is the best NON-smartphone to upgrade to when I renew my contract with Verizon? [more inside]
posted by mikeweeney at 12:22 PM PST - 9 comments

What does this sidewalk graffiti mean?

Strange stenciled 'tree of life' on campus sidewalk -- does it have deeper meaning, or is it just for fun? It is found right at the base of a light pole...I have not seen others on campus, but then again I have not been looking.
posted by rvrlvr at 12:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Caribbean vacation

My parents have backlogged their timeshare weeks and are giving one of those weeks to my wife and me. No kids. We are trying to find the best place to go during the first full week of March. What are your thoughts of Jamaica (Montego Bay), St. Lucia (north part of island), Grand Bahama Island, Dominican Republic, and/or Barbados? We'd like to spend some days on the beach relaxing, but we also really enjoy hiking, getting outdoors, and doing fun activities (bike riding, scooters, scuba/snorkel, etc.). Also, we're interested in good food, though most of these places are all-inclusive. We are total Caribbean noobs so any advice on how to narrow down our choices would be great. St. Lucia looks the coolest (volcanoes!) but also would require the most effort on our part (renting a car and driving from one side of the island to the other). Thanks!
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 12:13 PM PST - 3 comments

Where to find Drupal freelancers?

Where do Drupal freelancers congregate? [more inside]
posted by NekulturnY at 12:02 PM PST - 3 comments

PMS is getting the best of me!

I have wicked PMS and my wedding is on Saturday. I *could* get my period before then, but given my levels of stress and history with slightly off-kilter menstrual symptoms, I could have a bout of weeks-long PMS. If this is the case, how can I best relieve the bloating and water retention, which are the most aggravating symptoms? [more inside]
posted by slightly sissy tea hound at 11:55 AM PST - 14 comments

Paging ShadePlant Sauerbraten...-Smith?!

What have your experiences been if you have a different last name for your job vs. personal life? Will this help protect my privacy, or just make things a confusing mess? [more inside]
posted by ShadePlant at 11:20 AM PST - 10 comments

hotel in Bogota?

Can you recommend me a hotel in downtown Bogotá, Colombia? [more inside]
posted by dhruva at 10:57 AM PST - 3 comments

Does anyone know of any great NYC programs to get gifted homeless people back on their feet?

Does anyone know of any great NYC programs to help get gifted homeless people back on their feet? I know two exceptionally AWESOME, intelligent, talented, (now) homeless people. I want to help but don't know how. I feel the need to put some energy into helping them fix this problem regularly, till it's sorted out. [more inside]
posted by Studiogeek at 10:41 AM PST - 16 comments

Straight Up and Down - why?

Has the person who chose "Straight Up and Down" as the theme song for HBO's Boardwalk Empire ever explained why he/she chose it? It's such an unusual choice but I think it works well.
posted by Lucinda at 10:36 AM PST - 2 comments

Scrape to calendar

How do I scrape and aggregate to an online calendar? [more inside]
posted by maurreen at 10:31 AM PST - 2 comments

Good beginning guide to midi

I'm looking for a good up to date guide on how to use midi for music making, either in book form, or something online. Bonus points if it includes information about working ipods/pads into the mix.
posted by drezdn at 10:16 AM PST - 5 comments

Less is more, except when your boyfriend says it.

I love notepad. But I need more. But only a very, very little more. [more inside]
posted by Garm at 10:12 AM PST - 15 comments

automatic chicken coop door opener

Our chickens are very anxious to get out of the coop and roam the yard in the morning. How can I create some sort of mechanism to automatically open the coop door early each morning? [more inside]
posted by scrambles at 10:07 AM PST - 13 comments

Posting flyers in San Diego?

Can I post flyers on telephone poles in San Diego? [more inside]
posted by notnathan at 9:55 AM PST - 2 comments

Come To Me, Red Cookbook!

Help forgetful me locate this red, science-heavy cookbook! [more inside]
posted by lonefrontranger at 9:51 AM PST - 7 comments

How to read TeX-works on my Kindle

Instapaper + Kindle is reading bliss. How do I extend this bliss to PDF documents with annoying formatting? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 9:40 AM PST - 6 comments

Troubleshooting another computer over the internet filter: Best way to do this...

What is the easiest, most affordable way to mac system troubleshooting and maintenance on another Mac over the internet? [more inside]
posted by konig at 9:34 AM PST - 5 comments

Who loses in this phone/insurance scam?

UK Phone/ insurance scam? Company don't seem to care. Need ideas? [more inside]
posted by Wilder at 9:32 AM PST - 8 comments

Don't take my passport yet, please!

Canadian Passport Renewal: If I go down to the Passport Canada office and renew my passport in person, will they take away my old (still valid) passport, leaving me passport-less until the new one arrives? [more inside]
posted by cgg at 9:30 AM PST - 6 comments

What's the best way to display multiple job titles on a business card?

I work in an office job where I have multiple job titles. I'm having business cards made up, what's the best way to display multiple titles on a card and still look classy?
posted by unreason at 9:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Evolution of the English present progressive tense

Have the rules for using the present progressive (continuous) tense in English recently evolved/changed? [more inside]
posted by feelinggood at 9:28 AM PST - 20 comments

How do I scrape information from a website?

How do I scrape information from a website? [more inside]
posted by darkgroove at 9:10 AM PST - 12 comments

Must have penguin ice cubes!

I want these ice cube makers, but I don't speak Japanese and I live in the US. Anyone know of a US source? If not, how much are they actually? Can anyone tell if either of these companies will ship to the US?
posted by answergrape at 8:56 AM PST - 7 comments

Pop songs that mention God/Jesus

"Religious" pop songs of the 90's and 2000's? [more inside]
posted by mermaidcafe at 8:23 AM PST - 59 comments

Dog boarding in southern Brooklyn

Reputable dog-boarding in southern Brooklyn? [more inside]
posted by griphus at 8:10 AM PST - 9 comments

Can you tell me details about what my grandfather was doing in WWII and who he killed??

Can you tell me details about what my grandfather was doing in WWII and who he killed?? [more inside]
posted by crawltopslow at 7:35 AM PST - 22 comments

I want these recordings to stay with me forever.

Help me record HD TV and keep it forever on my computer. Difficulty: there's no coax out on my cable boxes, just component and HDMI. [more inside]
posted by Tehhund at 7:23 AM PST - 15 comments

Bread Mahine Recipes

I got a bread machine! Tell me all your tasty recipes!
posted by beshtya at 7:19 AM PST - 10 comments

Booooo! Scary Side Dishes!

We're having a Halloween party, and I'd like your suggestion for scary side dishes - with some specific issues to address inside. [more inside]
posted by librarianamy at 6:50 AM PST - 16 comments

Looking for a scale subway map

Can you direct me toward a scale map of the New York City transit system? [more inside]
posted by RajahKing at 6:41 AM PST - 10 comments

Exchange student in Germany with Europe visa, passport stuck in UK visa office, wanna travel to France. Can this be done?

My friend, currently in Germany as an exchange student, applied for a UK visa about 15 days ago. The expected time of arrival of the visa was estimated at 10 days. However, the visa and the passport have yet not been returned from the UK. In the meanwhile, my friend needs to travel to France two days from now. Can she do so, carrying a copy of her passport/Europe visa and a letter from the UK visa office stating that the passport is currently in their possession? We understand that French authorities often ask people for their identification papers at random points in time - so will the documents in lieu of the passport hold water?
posted by rahulrg at 6:27 AM PST - 14 comments

What's With This Weed Barrier Thing?

Some more gardening questions! I know they'll sound kind of dumb, but we are total ignoramuses and could use the advice. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 6:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Are there business clothes without "sizing"?

Are there business clothes for men without chemical "sizing"? Help my allergic friend dress for work! [more inside]
posted by mccn at 6:10 AM PST - 8 comments

Police Advice for Teenagers

Seeking advice on what to tell teenagers about dealing with the police at a protest. [more inside]
posted by iconjack at 6:00 AM PST - 16 comments

Artsy Chicago + Birthday Festivities

I am very unexpectedly in Chicago for 2 days, tagging along on a friend's business trip. I love artsy neighborhoods and I'm hoping to walk around and read a book over coffee. Also, I am seeking a late-night birthday dessert or drink location. [more inside]
posted by thegreatfleecircus at 5:59 AM PST - 10 comments

If I wanted to order a curry that tasted like what I could make myself using curry powder at home if I wasn't so lazy, what would I ask for?

I've just made a lovely curry dish for myself featuring lots of pumpkin and plenty of this and I was wondering, is this a curry blend that I'd be able to find featured in a dish at my local curry place, or is it completely westernised thing? [more inside]
posted by h00py at 5:55 AM PST - 8 comments

Missing my Canadian autumn...

How do I bring the awesomeness of autumn to a very rainy and cold part of Norway? [more inside]
posted by snowysoul at 5:51 AM PST - 9 comments

Less Sucky Meetings

Looking for articles, posts, books, and opinions on having effective meetings. I spend half of my day in meetings and I can't help but think that they could be more effective, productive, and less sucky. What do you do or don't do at your organization that leads to better meetings. Do you have any links to articles about great meetings. I was pretty fascinated by this article about how Google holds meetings. Get me out of meeting hell.
posted by jasondigitized at 4:56 AM PST - 10 comments

You really wouldn't 'like' my random internet finds.

Recommendations for a private virtual pinboard tool? [more inside]
posted by guessthis at 4:01 AM PST - 7 comments

Curse you, diabetes. Stop cockblocking food!

Suggestions for healthy weight-gain-friendly foods/recipes? [more inside]
posted by zennish at 12:58 AM PST - 8 comments

Documentaries on Rags to Riches Needed

Looking for documentaries online on rags to riches success stories - about people who made it despite the odds, on a shoe string.
posted by watercarrier at 12:39 AM PST - 3 comments

What's in a name when it comes to attraction?

A few years ago I heard a story on NPR about research that found people are attracted to others whose names are similar to their own, like "Fred Garrett" might find himself attracted to "Margaret Johnson" because the "garet" in "Margaret" is similar to "Garrett." I've searched for it to no avail. Does this ring a bell? Anybody?
posted by wsg at 12:24 AM PST - 7 comments

How do you deal with an obviously inferior candidate winning a promotion?

How do you deal with an obviously inferior candidate winning a promotion? Am I whining? Am I worried about nothing? Do I care too much about my work being a mostly pleasant place to be 40 hours a week? I'm not sure what to think or how to feel. Thoughts? Advice? Thanks in advance. [more inside]
posted by troubadour at 12:02 AM PST - 20 comments

October 3

Late 70's/early 80's Made for TV After school special-I am trying to find a specific episode.

Late 70's/early 80's Made for TV After school special-I am trying to find a specific episode. [more inside]
posted by plumberonkarst at 11:52 PM PST - 7 comments

"1 in 10 kids" is or are?

Poking the grammatical hornets' nest. As seen on CNN.com as a headline: "1 in 10 kids isn't (something not relevant)." I think it's ungrammatical, my co-workers think it's correct. [more inside]
posted by sbutler at 11:07 PM PST - 56 comments

Why is my Kindle formatting weird?

Kindle formatting gone wild. I've been working on converting a .PDF to a Kindle File (.mobi) and I'm almost there . . .except for one pesky problem. [more inside]
posted by sideofwry at 10:52 PM PST - 3 comments

What is the best non-clumping-clay cat litter (or any litter that won't cause TSA to hand-inspect your checked luggage when you put a bag of litter in it)?

What is the best non-clumping-clay cat litter (or any litter that won't cause TSA to hand-inspect your checked luggage when you put a bag of litter in it)? [more inside]
posted by StrawberryPie at 10:51 PM PST - 10 comments

Does typography have measurable impact?

Are there real world examples where typography made/makes a measurable difference? [more inside]
posted by freebird at 10:11 PM PST - 37 comments

Apartment living for the first time?

Help me not be that noisy neighbor. First time apartment dweller advice appreciated. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:23 PM PST - 25 comments

Does CA EDD care about my no-income 'job' at my S-Corp?

Terminated from a job in California, applying for unemployment. And I am an officer at a shambling, revenue-free California S-Corp. I have never taken a salary or distributions from it. The company has no employees or contractors. Do I still list the S-Corp on the unemployment application for Q. 33 Unemployment History? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:22 PM PST - 2 comments

That's a lotta for salada!

Anyone know where to buy Salada tea in NYC? [more inside]
posted by cestmoi15 at 9:17 PM PST - 3 comments

Therapists in Beijing

English-speaking, good, therapists/counsellors in Beijing? [more inside]
posted by smoke at 9:02 PM PST - 2 comments

When "thank you" Isn't Enough

How to thank a pharmacist (in Ontario, Canada) for being truly excellent? [more inside]
posted by saradarlin at 8:53 PM PST - 6 comments

The call is coming from inside the house, but not from where you think

Let's say a patient presents with several symptoms of hypothyroidism and the lab finds evidence TSH that is slightly too high. The patient started taking the Synthroid which returned TSH to the "normal" range (2.74), wouldn't you expect the original symptoms to go away if they were really "better"? [more inside]
posted by bleep at 8:39 PM PST - 10 comments

Hivemind Help for HD's L.A. trip!

What're your specific recommendations for a weekend trip to Los Angeles? [more inside]
posted by herrdoktor at 8:20 PM PST - 31 comments

Organise my paralysing anxiety, please

How can I be organised and productive without becoming overwhelmed? [more inside]
posted by hoyland at 7:50 PM PST - 6 comments

sign here please

A group of colleagues and I want to send a complaint email. How can we all sign it, considering that it's an email and that none of us are even in the same state? [more inside]
posted by joyeuxamelie at 7:34 PM PST - 10 comments

Corks and Cocoa? Booze and Brownies?

(Posting for a friend.) I am trying to name a local restaurant that will be known for its wine and its chocolate dishes. A friend of mine suggested "Corks & Cocoa." I like it, but would like to consider some other names. Any good restaurant name ideas would be greatly appreciated - and you'll be sure to get some gift certificates when we open if I like the name! Thank you!
posted by i_am_a_fiesta at 7:24 PM PST - 35 comments

No, "she likes sexy times" is not a simile...siiiiiiiiigh...

What are some interesting, unique, different and effective ways to teach figurative language to high schoolers? [more inside]
posted by guster4lovers at 7:08 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me have a nice day trip with my girlfriend in DC!

What should my girlfriend and I do on a day trip to Washington DC? We're willing to do a mix of touristy and not-touristy things, so suggest whatever's fun or interesting! [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:49 PM PST - 22 comments

Because I don't like Comcast enough to give them money for nothing

So Comcast came by and installed their super-fast internet (up to 35mpbs), but in real use, it doesn't seem any faster than my old U-Verse (6mpbs). And sometimes not even as fast. [more inside]
posted by still_wears_a_hat at 6:41 PM PST - 19 comments

Songs only a historian would love?

I really like Carloman. Are there any other bands that use the same historical gimmick? [more inside]
posted by oinopaponton at 6:37 PM PST - 1 comment

What kind of teeth should I purchase for halloween?

Has anyone purchased vampire/werewolf teeth that they were satisfied with? I'm going as a werewolf for Halloween. I've grown my hair and beard out and would like to purchase some adhesive teeth as opposed to wearing a mask. [more inside]
posted by Forerunner343 at 6:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Why don't I feel sadness anymore?

Why don't I feel sadness anymore? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:14 PM PST - 16 comments

What's wrong with my okcupid profile?

I have been using OkCupid for a few weeks with no luck. And I do mean no luck -- meaning, nobody will even talk with me. Is there something wrong with my profile? Something wrong with me? [more inside]
posted by Azazel Fel at 6:10 PM PST - 106 comments

Looking for a German movie from the 90's.

I'm looking for a German movie, over ten years old, where the main character is a woman obsessed with preparing for her own death. [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 5:48 PM PST - 3 comments

How To Install Replacement Glass For A Car Side Mirror?

The glass of the right-hand side mirror on my car broke recently, and I was able to buy replacement glass online, but it did not come with any way to adhere it to the mount. The original glass had some sort of sticky backing. Any suggestions on what kind of adhesive to use or how else to install it?
posted by briank at 5:33 PM PST - 7 comments

my new brakes are squeaking. any quick fix?

my new brakes are squeaking. any quick fix? [more inside]
posted by krautland at 5:05 PM PST - 11 comments

What can I do as a condo owner now that noisy tenants live above me?

What can I do as a condo owner now that noisy tenants live above me? [more inside]
posted by Strang at 5:01 PM PST - 16 comments

Yoga wear for a cold room

long sleeved yoga wear? [more inside]
posted by egk at 3:41 PM PST - 5 comments

What are all the probable pitfalls of attempting to embed my own fonts in my website?

What are all the probable pitfalls of attempting to embed my own fonts in my website? [more inside]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 3:28 PM PST - 9 comments

Getting into specialised freelance writing

I'd like to get into freelance writing in a specialist area - I have the specialist bit down, but need the other part spelled out for me. [more inside]
posted by carbide at 3:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Is this a big deal?

I replaced my graphics card and power supply and nothing blew up! Hurray! I mistakenly loosened one of the screws on the fan to my heat-sink and now there's a distinct rattling coming from it. Boo! How big of a deal is this, and what's the best way to fix it? [more inside]
posted by codacorolla at 3:08 PM PST - 11 comments

Specifying where new windows are to appear

Is there a way to specify exactly where, on my screen, each successive new window should appear? [more inside]
posted by foursentences at 3:01 PM PST - 2 comments

What's the wholsale price of clothing?

This weekend I picked up of a nice pair of shorts marked down from $69.99 to $39.99. I felt great getting a "bargain," then realized that even at the lower price the store still made a nice profit. This is not to say I felt duped. I know what I pay is what the item costs me, and that what it costs the store is irrelevant once I've made the decision to buy, but still I wonder: how much do my $150 jeans cost Nordstom, is my $79 Lacoste pique polo identical to that sold at JC Penney for $14.99?
posted by BadgerDoctor at 2:55 PM PST - 15 comments

Halloween costumes for a "Masquerade Macabre"

Halloween costume filter: My wife and I (couple in our early/mid 30s) are thinking about going to this Halloween party (currently second item down), titled "Masquerade Macabre." The organizers' suggested themes for costumes are below the fold. More inclined toward renting, but DIY is possible, too. Prefer an idea that works for a couple, but any suggestions appreciated! [more inside]
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 2:48 PM PST - 8 comments

So the 1% has all the money . . . help me make the point based on investor filings.

[financial analysis filter] How can I identify the amount of money that a publicly-traded company could spend without being irresponsible to its investors or its ability to continue operating? [more inside]
posted by kensington314 at 2:34 PM PST - 16 comments

Tips for living alone in a rural cabin for ~6 months?

I'm moving into a cabin (not too rustic, but pretty rural) in the woods for at least six months to live on my own. I'm looking for general living tips as well as advice on what to do if/when I get lonely. [more inside]
posted by Lutoslawski at 2:30 PM PST - 45 comments

Help me get to know my sisters better

Sisters Weekend - Yeah! But need help with some getting to know you games. [more inside]
posted by shaarog at 2:05 PM PST - 6 comments

Ripping Blu-Ray discs on os x.

A few Blu Ray questions, one external drives for a mac, one on ripping on a Mac, and one of buying discs online/in Toronto... [more inside]
posted by dobbs at 2:01 PM PST - 10 comments

Bad Fit for the Job; Good Fit for the Company

Recruiters and hiring managers: do you ever tell unsuccessful job applicants that despite not being a right fit for the job, they're a right fit for the company and you want to look for a way to place them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:43 PM PST - 9 comments

Can you be right *and* wrong?

My boyfriend has no boyfriend experience. [more inside]
posted by doyouknowwhoIam? at 1:42 PM PST - 61 comments

Explain the funny

How do comedy writers on sketch based shows like SNL get promoted? [more inside]
posted by up in the old hotel at 1:36 PM PST - 12 comments

Good Laptop for FS X?

I'd like to find a laptop for my son (age 9) so he can play Flight Simulator X to his heart's content this Xmas. Here's the hurdles: I know NOTHING about laptops and I have very little money to spend. Help! [more inside]
posted by biddeford at 1:27 PM PST - 7 comments

how to cook everything - modified

i'm looking for a pic of "how to cook everything" someone modified for their friend. it might have just been the one page, but i remember it being hilarious. any help?
posted by camdan at 1:25 PM PST - 6 comments

KoDP RPG?

Let's say I wanted to run a tabletop game in the milieu of King of Dragon Pass. What books do I need to read? [more inside]
posted by adamdschneider at 1:25 PM PST - 6 comments

AV equipment loans for the arts

How can I solicit electronic equipment for short term loan for an NYC art exhibition? It is affiliated with a non-profit and reasonably high profile, I have a PR kit ready but am having trouble finding the right contacts (at Samsung, Sony, or Panasonic for example). I need a monthlong loan of a flatscreen LED display and in exchange can offer PR opportunities, exposure to a sophisticated arts audience, and VIP performance tickets - a lot to offer!
posted by naaaaaaaaatalie at 1:24 PM PST - 4 comments

What are the best websites out there?

If I had never seen the internet before, where would you direct me in 2011? What are the best news, film, music, art, fashion, history, technology, gossip, sports websites and blogs out there? [more inside]
posted by maca at 1:21 PM PST - 14 comments

Getting Beat With the Guilt Stick

Getting what I want. Now feeling the guilt. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:54 PM PST - 21 comments

Show me the borders of a place that doesn't exist anymore

Where can I get GIS data (Esri Shapefiles, GeoJSON, etc.) for no-longer-extant countries and kingdoms? I am specifically looking for data on the old Austro-Hungarian Empire and its former provinces and regions, particularly Galicia and/or Bukovina/Bukowina.
posted by Asparagirl at 12:47 PM PST - 8 comments

When your parent is seeing a Bad Person, do you have to try to accept that person into the family?

I've lost objectivity. It seems clear that my mother's 'boyfriend' is a giant loser, but she wants him to be accepted by us and included in family events. What do we do? [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 12:44 PM PST - 30 comments

Wanted: Cookie Monster recipe

What vocal effects do current metal bands commonly use? [more inside]
posted by umbú at 12:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me help #occupywallstreet

What are the best ways to educate myself about the financial crisis (and its ramifications) and do something about it? [more inside]
posted by gwint at 12:27 PM PST - 8 comments

Can anyone identify this tool?

What is this tool? Not sure where it came from. It's six inches long with a handle and hook that are perpendicular to the shaft. The handle is made of wood. The shaft is straight and has an offset that ends in a lobe which is in line with the handle end. The hook pivots freely. My best guess is that it was used to wind something. Anyone recognize it? Pic 1 Pic 2 Pic 3
posted by BishopFistwick at 12:24 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me put together an arm/hand stretching routine...

Help me put together an arm/hand stretching routine... [more inside]
posted by lemonade at 12:03 PM PST - 4 comments

It's The Greatest Mascara ON EARTH !

They no longer sell Max Factor 2000 Calorie Mascara in the United States. There is no substitute. Where can I still buy this product? [more inside]
posted by jbenben at 11:53 AM PST - 12 comments

O Canada, Your Taxes Baffle TT!

Does anyone have any advice about or know a good tax preparer experienced with international wages in LA (Pasadena-ish)? [more inside]
posted by ApathyGirl at 11:47 AM PST - 1 comment

Is it time to ring that bell?

I want to drop out of grad school and/or quit my job. Please convince me that everything will be okay if I do. [more inside]
posted by calcetina at 11:46 AM PST - 25 comments

How to create a galaxy?

How do I create the dark gas of a galaxy within Maya? [more inside]
posted by supyo at 11:09 AM PST - 1 comment

Batch cropping/updating using MAC, in Photoshop?

Batch cropping/updating using MAC, in Photoshop? [more inside]
posted by livin4u at 10:43 AM PST - 4 comments

What groceries should we buy in Cabo?

What are the best (grocery store) food staples to buy in Mexico to be able to stay in and cook rather than eat out at exorbitantly-priced tourist restaurants? Details within... [more inside]
posted by lovableiago at 10:36 AM PST - 8 comments

Moving to San Diego from New York

Moving to San Diego in December. Some questions about location, lifestyle and prices inside. [more inside]
posted by falameufilho at 10:32 AM PST - 12 comments

Should I install this microwave/hood combo in my kitchen?

Should I install this microwave/hood combo in my kitchen? If so, how can I position it? [more inside]
posted by deern the headlice at 10:26 AM PST - 9 comments

What goes on in an F/A 18-F Super Hornet

Looking for info on the operation of an F/A 18-F (or similar tandem multirole fighter). [more inside]
posted by vraxoin at 10:22 AM PST - 6 comments

Friendship to relationship without force.

Help me gracefully manage this situation. A new guy friend of mine has a total crush on me. I am unsure if I like him back in that way, but think there could eventually be major potential. But not yet. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:18 AM PST - 20 comments

Duck/Goose hunting tips.

Any tips for a first time duck and goose hunt? [more inside]
posted by NotSoSimple at 10:11 AM PST - 12 comments

The Worst Journey in the World -- I want to see it!

I want to watch the film "90 Degrees South" (also called "The Great White Silence"), but I don't want to buy it. My local library doesn't have it. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by backwords at 10:03 AM PST - 6 comments

How do cohabiters deal with sharing of illness?

A new part of being in a relationship: sharing illnesses. Having some mental (as well as practical) difficulties with this. Special snowflake details below. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:56 AM PST - 29 comments

Overdue taxes, freaking out

Help! I still haven't filed my taxes for 2010. Is there anything I can do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:56 AM PST - 18 comments

Create a game for JH students

Help design an on-going game for Junior High students [more inside]
posted by _DB_ at 9:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Carolina Breakdown

Why do I see so many abandoned cars in the Triangle? [more inside]
posted by Bromius at 9:05 AM PST - 13 comments

You're a dirty, dirty boy!

My Aspire 5003WLMi laptop collects dust, and for the life of me I can't figure out how to remove the bottom cover to get at it. I can get parts out - DVD & hard drives - but that's about it. I've tried all visible screws, and shone lights into all holes. Help?!
posted by IAmBroom at 9:01 AM PST - 3 comments

Please help me find this depressing sci-fi short story.

Please help me find this depressing sci-fi short story. [more inside]
posted by robot-hugs at 8:46 AM PST - 8 comments

too much for just loose change

What to do with a random collection of foreign coins? [more inside]
posted by SymphonyNumberNine at 8:34 AM PST - 8 comments

What's the best prepaid option for travelling in Italy, Greece & Turkey?

Cell phone carrier to use in Italy, Greece & Turkey? [more inside]
posted by adamfunman at 8:31 AM PST - 4 comments

Is Confluence 4 the easiest business wiki out there now?

Looking to implement a business wiki with a focus on technical documentation. Is there something other than Confluence 4 that I should be considering? More details inside. [more inside]
posted by colecovizion at 8:22 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me find a giant commuting backpack!

Help me find a backpack for commuting use that can carry a ton of stuff and maybe isn't a rolltop. [more inside]
posted by rachelpapers at 8:10 AM PST - 17 comments

What did Clark Howard say about lifecycle funds?

Clark Howard fans--If you watched last week's show, what was his advice on diversification with lifecycle mutual funds? [more inside]
posted by parkerjackson at 7:33 AM PST - 2 comments

Creme de la creme

Where in the world, apart from the UK, can I get the equivalent of double cream? Essential features inside. [more inside]
posted by londongeezer at 7:28 AM PST - 15 comments

What is it like living right next to crop lands?

Have you ever lived right up against crop land? How much did the crop dusting and spraying affect you? [more inside]
posted by HotToddy at 7:17 AM PST - 20 comments

Help me track all the straights in my sport

I'm looking for a score tracker that multiple users can utilise to upload scores, track progress and analyse results [more inside]
posted by mattr at 7:10 AM PST - 1 comment

What should I expect from mold remediation?

Tell me about getting mold cleaned from inside a wall. I am freaking out. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:03 AM PST - 6 comments

What can I do with my professional life?

CareerSwitchFilter: I'm a miserable lawyer, with a bunch of hobbies and skills, but no other kind of professional experience. What career(s)/job(s) should I consider switching to? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:02 AM PST - 24 comments

From the Annals of International Pizza and Possibly Salad Bar Fraud

My bank has denied a credit card transaction dispute. Should I send a letter to the state attorney general, or is there a step to take before I do that? [more inside]
posted by Francolin at 7:01 AM PST - 15 comments

Sofa, so good.

Do I cut the piping off a sofa when making a new cover? Please help me avert a diy-disaster! [more inside]
posted by motsque at 6:53 AM PST - 4 comments

Egg free for me!

What are some good egg free recipe books? Don't want anything as restrictive as a vegan cookbook, just need to eliminate the eggs and egg-based mixes/ingredients due to my allergy to eggs. Any good resources out there? I'll also take blogs/websites that are dedicated to egg-free pursuits.
posted by deezil at 6:52 AM PST - 9 comments

Am I infecting metafilter with a virus by just asking this question??

Virus removal help! I seem to have a katusha.a infection on our laptop. AVG said it removed it, it came back, now AVG won't run correctly. MalWarebytes doesn't seem to run at all. All the instructions I can find online seem to be "Download OUR awesome virus cleaner!" Can you hope me? Please explain everything to me as if I am a cavewoman. I am considering hitting it with a hammer. [more inside]
posted by artychoke at 6:43 AM PST - 16 comments

Kentuckians relocating to San Antonio. All kinds of questions inside.

Wife and I moving to SATX from west KY. Apprehensive about big city life. Looking for the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. [more inside]
posted by bofe at 6:41 AM PST - 7 comments

Mold control in a dry basement?

Mold control in a dry basement? [more inside]
posted by bondcliff at 6:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Please help me name my property management company.

I'm starting a property management company. Everything is ready to go - except the name! [more inside]
posted by Melsky at 6:32 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me fix an eBay sale gone wrong.

Electric motor/ tool repair in Queens? [more inside]
posted by jon1270 at 6:30 AM PST - 5 comments

Complications of not changing last name to spouse's after marriage?

Would having a different last name from your spouse make it difficult to gain access to them or their medical records if they were in an accident? [more inside]
posted by little_c at 6:27 AM PST - 23 comments

Ms. Rose Bush thanks you for keeping her alive for another year

What's the best way to winterize my potted rose bush? And when do I do it? I live in zone 7A. [more inside]
posted by bluesapphires at 6:18 AM PST - 1 comment

Moving to Charlotte NC

New Englander moving to Charlotte, NC for boyfriend's new job. Tell me why I will love it. [more inside]
posted by chaiminda at 6:11 AM PST - 23 comments

Alternatives to Joe's Goals?

I'm looking for a website or mac app along the lines of Joe's Goals, but with more features and polish. Do similar alternatives exist?
posted by Homo economicus at 5:59 AM PST - 4 comments

I can find the quote, but not the source!

I'm trying to find a copy of Jack Welch's General Electric 1992 Letter to Shareowners that included the phrase, "speed, simplicity, and self-confidence." [more inside]
posted by xingcat at 5:43 AM PST - 3 comments

WTH is going on with this wailing cat?

I just saw this YT video in my FB stream & have no idea what is happening for the cat. Any ideas? It kinda looks scared to me.
posted by dash_slot- at 5:28 AM PST - 8 comments

I need a "glacial" cooking setting.

I'm a new slow cooker convert -- but most of the recipes I'm finding aren't slow enough for me now. Help! [more inside]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 5:14 AM PST - 32 comments

Magnitude, your rebuttal?

When we talk about general magnitude of countable things ("I see hundreds of ads every day" or "There were thousands of people watching the parade"), why do English-speakers generally say "dozens" instead of "tens"? [more inside]
posted by psoas at 4:38 AM PST - 24 comments

add hampering therapy

Can add interfere with someone's capacity to work the therapeutic process? Anecdotes and data both welcome. Particularly interested in therapy with homework eg CBT. When the add is treated, does therapy effectiveness increase?
posted by By The Grace of God at 4:21 AM PST - 8 comments

correct order of Ursula k.Le Guin's Hainish cycle?

In what order should i read Ursula K. Le Guin's Hainish cycle? [more inside]
posted by paperscissorsrock at 2:34 AM PST - 4 comments

"He is the organizer of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected..."

I know there's been questions about changing one's name before, but this relates to the temptation to change my name...to a popular literary character. [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 2:06 AM PST - 49 comments

Instrumental rock in Bay Area?

I really enjoyed watching Buckethead perform at Hardly Strictly in SF, and I'd really like to see more virtuosic electric guitar performances. Are there any amazing instrumental rock or metal artists that will be touring in the Bay Area within the next year or so?
posted by archagon at 1:30 AM PST - 2 comments

Fast and loose volunteer management

Jumping jesus on a pogo stick, we need a free volunteer management app. [more inside]
posted by Mrs Hilksom at 12:49 AM PST - 7 comments

what route to permanent residence should we follow?

[YANMIL] Me and Mr. wowbobwow are living in Canada on my student visa. We would like to stay and we have what appears to be two or three different options for how we can stay here and eventually get permanent residency or citizenship. Help us figure out what plan is more sensible. [more inside]
posted by wowbobwow at 12:42 AM PST - 3 comments

October 2

Portable ocean sounds for the hospital

I seek CDs of ocean sounds to play during labor. [more inside]
posted by fief at 11:51 PM PST - 3 comments

I already know how it ends

I'm really good at predicting the end of most movies and books. I easily see foreshadowing, symbolism, and archetypes. How can I parlay this skill into a creative job? [more inside]
posted by dchrssyr at 10:45 PM PST - 28 comments

Used to be Ustinov, but used to's not good enough for me.

Is the story Lauren Christy tells about saving Peter Ustinov's life true? [more inside]
posted by yellowcandy at 10:27 PM PST - 3 comments

Can a foreigner buy an elephant in Thailand?

Can a foreigner buy an elephant in Thailand? Assume you're not interested in taking it out of the country. If so, how much do they cost, roughly, and what sort of red tape is involved?
posted by gottabefunky at 9:44 PM PST - 3 comments

How can I learn more about Landscape/Architecture? Looking to switch majors

Looking to switch to a landscape/architecture major....advice? [more inside]
posted by enroute888 at 9:43 PM PST - 5 comments

help me stack the odds in my favor

Checklist for increasing the odds of finding a significant other [more inside]
posted by GraceCathedral at 9:28 PM PST - 49 comments

Trouble in Kitten Paradise

Kitten help needed: Our 3 month old kitten has started peeing in our large round chair. He doesn't pee anywhere else, and this just started three days ago. Why is he doing this? Any tips for getting him to stop? Thanks in advance for your help.
posted by Equiprimordial at 9:27 PM PST - 10 comments

Highway accessible Maine lodging

I would like to take my family leaf-peeping in Maine in our new car next weekend... [more inside]
posted by Rafaelloello at 9:19 PM PST - 6 comments

I want to hear new horns.

Let's have some non-traditional brass band recommendations [more inside]
posted by Winnemac at 9:18 PM PST - 20 comments

Recommend me a very manly movie

Recommend me a very manly movie [more inside]
posted by Patrick Leo at 8:55 PM PST - 94 comments

Well, I didn't see that coming...

What do I do about spilled paint on the carpet. Well beyond "oops," much more "omgomgomg." [more inside]
posted by bessel functions seem unnecessarily complicated at 8:47 PM PST - 15 comments

Which ingredient in this curry is making my sweetheart smell like the curry?

Which ingredient (or combination of ingredients) in this curry is making my sweetheart smell like the curry? [more inside]
posted by paleyellowwithorange at 8:19 PM PST - 20 comments

How can I find old episodes of Clean Sweep?

How can I find old episodes of TLC's Clean Sweep? [more inside]
posted by ohisee at 8:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Ideas for retro bathroom stall photoshoot

I'm working on a photography experiment with a friend. We'd like to shoot me dressed in some nice-looking monochromatic getup inside a retro bathroom stall. We've got the wardrobe down, but we're lacking on actions: what interesting actions can I pretend to be doing in a bathroom stall that would appear edgy-but-not-vulgar? [more inside]
posted by monichacha at 7:43 PM PST - 40 comments

Digital Shoulders

Online (hotline? other?) therapeutic services/life advice/trauma support/suicide prevention? [more inside]
posted by byanyothername at 7:14 PM PST - 7 comments

Keeping up with comic-books

Were to go now to keep up with the world of comicbooks? [more inside]
posted by JayCruz at 7:12 PM PST - 8 comments

How do I remove the odor from wooden cigar boxes?

I got several cigar boxes on freecycle and I'd like to use them for storage. But they have a strong raw tobacco smell that I find very unpleasant. How did I get rid of the stink?
posted by DrGail at 7:10 PM PST - 7 comments

Cat Eye

I'm in love with my cat. Quick question for cat owners about her eye. [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 7:03 PM PST - 17 comments

Toilet Woes.

How can I either simply fix my apartment's toilet or get maintenance to actually permanently fix it? [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot at 6:14 PM PST - 8 comments

What is the best way to block up an unusable fireplace?

What is the best way to block up an unusable fireplace? [more inside]
posted by TreborDuncan at 5:47 PM PST - 6 comments

NOT Robyn Hitchcock

Late 80's cover of More Than This......male singer, possibly acoustic, but not Robyn Hitchcock. [more inside]
posted by vitabellosi at 5:24 PM PST - 11 comments

A merry question about funerals and late-stage Alzheimer's :(

How to handle the funeral/remberance of my father, with my mother who has late-stage Alzheimer's? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:16 PM PST - 14 comments

unemployed but winning!

I got fired Friday for poor performance. How do I spin this in cover letters and in interviews? [more inside]
posted by santojulieta at 4:44 PM PST - 10 comments

CSA veggies in Baltimore

Can anyone recommend a CSA farm with pick-up locations in Baltimore - preferably in or near Canton? [more inside]
posted by pilibeen at 3:56 PM PST - 7 comments

Please Help Me with a Word

Is there a common English word or a technical term that names the process of taking a page or picture from the real world to the virtual? In other words, if I took a physical page and, with a scanner or camera, turned it into a file on my computer; what would you call that action?
posted by millerizer at 3:40 PM PST - 21 comments

Editorial Calendars, Yes or No

I am doing some freelance writing and have a program that helps organize publications, their contact information and my writing history with them. Querying editors works but has a low success rate - probably about 5% of queries result in assignments ... that is, no speculation pieces. I research the publication and tailor specific queiries to specific subjects, so editors know I'm not mass querying similar publications with the same topic. Many publications use editorial calenders to preview what they're going to feature months in advance [more inside]
posted by CollectiveMind at 2:59 PM PST - 3 comments

"Study habits" at work

What are some good school "study habits" that can also benefit you at an office job? [more inside]
posted by sweetkid at 2:56 PM PST - 15 comments

BC Booze in the Big Apple

Where can I find non-ice wine Canadian (preferably from BC) in New York City? [more inside]
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 2:44 PM PST - 5 comments

Awesome sports stories!!

What are some great articles or stories that would be appropriate to read out loud to a 99-year old sports fan? [more inside]
posted by leedly at 2:39 PM PST - 16 comments

The ultraist hotel ever?

What's the best value hotel for the Ultra Music Festival in Miami? [more inside]
posted by chaiwawa at 2:14 PM PST - 0 comments

PDF Conversion

I have been trying to convert PDFs downloaded from Google Books with GooReader3 to DOC files. The conversion programs tried gave files that are readable, but not editable, in Word. I can grab the text and move it around the page as a block. The PDFs seem to have been converted into some Word readable graphic. I have other PDF files that I use as controls. These control files can be edited in Word after conversion. I am trying to convert PDF files of public domain books from Google Books downloaded with GooReader3. I need to change the font size so they are readable on my Kindle. GooReader downloads are to only PDF files that behave as a Word readable graphic after conversion. What am I looking at here?
posted by Raybun at 1:58 PM PST - 5 comments

100 dollar bill -- real or fake?

Is my $100 bill real or counterfeit? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:52 PM PST - 33 comments

My husband is beginning his transition. Please help me deal.

My husband is beginning his transition. Please help me deal. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:31 PM PST - 48 comments

I don't want to hold back, I don't want to slip down

How do you let go of negative self-identify when it feels like letting go of yourself? [more inside]
posted by unannihilated at 1:19 PM PST - 22 comments

Negotiating with contractor! Tips for bringing costs down?

I have just bought a home and want to remodel both bathrooms and paint interior before I move in. I got two bids and both were about the same. The companies both have good reviews on Angie's list and are the same size, so this makes me feel ok about the price estimated. That said, the price quoted is still a bit more than what I expected so I am wondering what suggestions people have for managing and bringing down costs. [more inside]
posted by dottiechang at 1:18 PM PST - 15 comments

Where is this coin from?

Where is this coin from? [more inside]
posted by karminai at 1:02 PM PST - 4 comments

wood carving of a horse head from India

My friend just bought a wood carving of a horse head (Pictures: 1, 2, 3, 4). It's supposedly from India and about 200-300 years old. Furthermore, the seller told us people used to hang them in pairs on the sides of their door as a status symbol (hence the wrought iron nail through the chest). [more inside]
posted by mahershalal at 12:58 PM PST - 5 comments

Union Square "hot" spots?

Where to hang out and have fun in the union square area of San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by mbatch at 12:38 PM PST - 8 comments

Why is my camera seeing red?

What is causing this red fringe in long exposures from my D300? [more inside]
posted by knave at 12:30 PM PST - 4 comments

What architecture software should I learn

What architecture or rendering software should I learn in order to make myself more marketable to architecture firms? [more inside]
posted by daniel striped tiger at 12:16 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me think of phrases that evoke youthful angst?

Help me think of some phrases, lyrics, or quotes that evoke youthful angst. [more inside]
posted by toomuchkatherine at 12:05 PM PST - 28 comments

My car started revving automatically after being jump started.

My car is revving automatically. Can I fix this myself? [more inside]
posted by Gomez_in_the_South at 12:01 PM PST - 10 comments

Microsoft Access and VBA

I want to learn Visual Basic and Microsoft Access. Where do I start, what resources and special tricks can you recommend and how do i learn it quickly and efficiently?
posted by freddymetz at 11:43 AM PST - 8 comments

Kegging homebrew?

For homebrewing, is a kegging system enough of a convenience to justify the extra cost? [more inside]
posted by y6y6y6 at 11:43 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me find a car that fits

I'm looking for a car that fits me. I'm 6'5", 300# and in the US, and would like something with reasonable economy, but still decent performance. I would prefer 4WD capability. Suggestions? [more inside]
posted by DaveP at 11:41 AM PST - 28 comments

Where can I find great code?

What open-source projects should I look at to see examples of great design and clear coding style? [more inside]
posted by scose at 10:45 AM PST - 9 comments

Please help me find this interpretation of the Hebrew Bible that I once read.

Please help me find this interpretation of the Hebrew Bible that I once read. [more inside]
posted by Flunkie at 10:30 AM PST - 10 comments

Dishwasher won't drain

Should I fix or replace my non-draining dishwasher? [more inside]
posted by miyabo at 10:28 AM PST - 8 comments

Cached Wikipedia Vandalism

Why does Wikipedia show an old article revision on my phone? [more inside]
posted by nzero at 10:18 AM PST - 3 comments

Keep your car parts to yourself!

Is it possible to make a claim against someone's auto insurance for lawn repair and removal of the debris their car left in my yard? [more inside]
posted by salsamander at 9:47 AM PST - 8 comments

Skip first flight, second flight on different carrier?

If I skip my first leg, will my return leg be cancelled? Note/quirk: The reservation is on two separate, non-related (i.e. not same alliance) airlines, but there is only one ticket. Flight was booked on a Travelocity. [more inside]
posted by sandmanwv at 9:36 AM PST - 11 comments

who am I?

I feel like I just have moment-to-moment mindsets; that I have no underlying unitary will. Help? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:18 AM PST - 12 comments

Achieved a 100% Increase in Thumbs-up from the Creative Director!

How can I quantify achievement in a non-sales media job on my resume? [more inside]
posted by droplet at 9:05 AM PST - 3 comments

If we don't pick a wedding location soon, I'm eloping in Vegas

We're getting married next June and want a beach wedding in Florida. We're looking in the general Cocoa Beach area and we're having a hard time picking the perfect beach. The wedding planner keeps trying to talk us into a beach we're not 100% in love with. We need help picking the perfect beach. Have you had a beach wedding in the Cocoa Beach area? Which beaches should we consider? We don't want something terribly crowded and touristy.
posted by whatideserve at 8:54 AM PST - 6 comments

SO and I are at an impasse regarding his parents' behavior towards me.

SO and I are at an impasse regarding his parents' behavior towards me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:35 AM PST - 51 comments

under the table, off the books nanny. You could be disbarred and you know it.

I work as a nanny. I work part time for 3 different families. They all know that nannying is my full-time career. Everyone's paying me off the books right now. They all should know better, one family is 2 lawyer parents. I want to pay taxes. Can I? I'm pretty sure I won't owe any taxes because I make so little and when paid legally I never have but the families I work for definitely owe their share on my wages. Will the families I work for all get audited if I try to file? What happens? Should I try to tell them that this is my plan? The last time I talked to a family about wanting to be paid legally the gig fell apart, it was a total disaster and I lost the job. I don't want to screw people over but I don't want to get screwed myself.
posted by anonymous at 8:34 AM PST - 13 comments

Prepare me to ski

How do I best prepare my quads for skiing this winter. I will probably only go once or twice but I'd like to enjoy both of those times. I went once last year with out doing any prep it was the first time in about 6 years. Everything was fine except for my quads, it got to the point about half way through the day I couldn't go on. The rest of my body felt fine (tired but fine). What can I do to keep my quads from hurting so bad I have to end my day short? [more inside]
posted by jmsta at 8:28 AM PST - 17 comments

God, I hate drinking....

Help a college student re-learn how to drink. [more inside]
posted by lobbyist at 8:07 AM PST - 30 comments

What to take to a rustic cabin to be comfortable?

In a few weeks we'll be spending the weekend at a "rustic cabin." Tell me the things I'm forgetting to bring that will make our stay an enjoyable one! [more inside]
posted by angab at 7:56 AM PST - 18 comments

Please show me real love

Please show me real love [more inside]
posted by NoraCharles at 7:54 AM PST - 24 comments

Media that explores lines between male friendship and homosexuality?

Can you recommend books, short stories, academic pieces, movies, tv shows, and other media that explore the boundaries (and their blurring) between male bonding, friendship, camaraderie, hero worship and more "platonic" relations and homoeroticism/homosexuality? That delve into the lines between liking, love, lust, admiration, and feelings of belonging?
posted by Malad at 7:37 AM PST - 24 comments

Help Appaising a Lost Ring

My 75 year-old dad's house was robbed and several pieces of jewelry were taken including his dad's old ring. He's trying to claim insurance on it but they won't pay unless they can see a picture of something like it. My dad doesn't have a picture of the ring, or a computer to look up something similar. I don't live in the area. How can I help him remotely or guide him to someplace in the San Fernando Valley/Los Angeles area where he might be able to find a ring of similar value.
posted by ms_rasclark at 7:35 AM PST - 7 comments

Credit Union in NYC

Looking for a fantastic credit union in NYC. [more inside]
posted by to sir with millipedes at 7:32 AM PST - 4 comments

Mineral water- does it do a body good- or not?

In general, are the minerals in mineral rich water easily assimilated by our bodies? [more inside]
posted by Mimidae at 7:20 AM PST - 7 comments

How can I clean up a stack of Microsoft Word documents?

How can I strip all manually-added formatting from some large Microsoft Word documents whilst retaining the basic heading structure (i.e. not simply Clear Formatting)? More generally what are some good resources for a graphic designer (who is fairly familiar with InDesign but who avoids Word like the plague) who needs to get to grips with Microsoft Word in a hurry? [more inside]
posted by puffmoike at 7:13 AM PST - 11 comments

Best foil parcel recipes?

I'm looking for simple and delicious foil parcel recipes. I've only got access to an oven and limited preparation space in my kitchen for a while and thought this might be the solution for all in one meals that involve minimal washing up. I've got some Jamie Oliver fish/chicken ones - any other ideas?
posted by janecr at 6:46 AM PST - 8 comments

Can iPod 4th-gen Shuffles play nicely with Ubuntu?

I received a 4th-gen iPod Shuffle as a gift and I'm running Ubuntu. Marriage made in hell? [more inside]
posted by Currer Belfry at 6:36 AM PST - 8 comments

Customers who recently made a contract with Kyuubey also liked...

If I loved Puella Magi Madoka Magica, what other shows or films will I love? [more inside]
posted by Gordafarin at 6:20 AM PST - 9 comments

Really good BRE player seeking BBS with intense local matches!

What telnet-able BBS has the largest (or a large) local BRE matches with players who regularly take their turn? Not large networked matches, but large local (same board), non-network matches? The board could have networked games on a separate door install.. [more inside]
posted by Quarter Pincher at 5:52 AM PST - 1 comment

Diamonds in the rough...

My Daughter and her amazing 2 children live with me. Granddaughter is two, Grandson is 9 months. Both of them have amazing personalities, they certainly won't grow up unable to express their needs or desires. Long story short they are very intelligent, curious busy children who require a great deal of attention and activity. We are searching for age appropriate, safe, stimulating activities that will enrich their lives while also giving them structure. They are both bright, determined, expressive children who exceed the expected development of other children their age. (I'm not tooting my Grandma horn, they really are quite unique and motivated at a very young age) So anyone else out there with children like this, I would love suggestions, activities, movies, books, toys etc. that would keep them busy, happy and challenged!
posted by gypseefire at 4:57 AM PST - 16 comments

Audio Blogs; do they exist?

Hello Mefi, I've recently discovered SoundCloud (!!!1) and its mobile application. Since, I'm trying to figure out a way to make use of it for a blogging platform. Say, random street-reports, or such. Do you know any Audio Blogs that don't deal with music, but with verbal audio bits? Reporting of some sort? Thanks!
posted by lipsum at 4:28 AM PST - 9 comments

What makes an awesome personal trainer?

I want to be an awesome personal trainer - please tell me what you love most about your (current or past) personal trainer! What was it about their approach/attitude/personality/etc that made you love working with them? What big or little things made the difference for you? What made them fun and inspiring? What did they do that helped make exercising a positive, empowering experience for you?
posted by lifethatihavenotlivedyet at 2:44 AM PST - 18 comments

thought it was a blackhead, but it's a bunch of tangled fibers

Weird disease? While cleansing my skin (oil cleansing method), I eventually pulled out what I thought were blackheads, but were actually a mass of black fibers tangled together (too thin for hair). Since noticing this, I realize that some of the blackheads my skin releases appear to be these same fibers. The only thing I can find online is Morgellons disease, but I don't have the feeling of bugs crawling under my skin, and I don't have lesions. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by wannaknow at 2:18 AM PST - 21 comments

An evening in Valencia....

How can I enjoy evenings in Valencia not being a night person and not wanting to party or be very social? [more inside]
posted by eau79 at 1:18 AM PST - 4 comments

How much money did Brad Pitt earn for Moneyball?

How much money did Brad Pitt earn for the movie Moneyball? I've done some searching, and maybe I'm inept, but if so, can someone enlighten me? Or are such figures not normally made all that public?
posted by ottimo at 1:04 AM PST - 2 comments

Too much noise. Need more silence.

I enjoy movies with extended scenes of silence between characters. Please recommend other entertainment in this vein. [more inside]
posted by quadog at 12:51 AM PST - 44 comments

October 1

Looking for creepy short films

What are some good creepy, disturbing, or scary short films on youtube? [more inside]
posted by ollyollyoxenfree at 11:49 PM PST - 26 comments

The footnotes!

Is it actually possible or enjoyable to read Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norell as an ebook? [more inside]
posted by cabingirl at 11:41 PM PST - 13 comments

I need to find a better place for money than my mattress.

What's the best place for an American to invest around US$50,000 at this time? [more inside]
posted by 5ean at 11:08 PM PST - 35 comments

Is he a jerk? I can't seem to get over him.

Is he a jerk? I can't seem to get over him. [more inside]
posted by enantio at 10:43 PM PST - 30 comments

The computer ate my homework

I just spent a lot of time writing something and now it is gone. Please please help me. [more inside]
posted by mrfuga0 at 8:16 PM PST - 13 comments

What do my cotinine test results mean?

I just got back my lab results from a life insurance physical, and it's showing results for tobacco use. I had told the doctor that I'm a nonsmoker - how screwed am I? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:01 PM PST - 15 comments

I've been caled a lot of things, but nothing I would call a name.

My younger brother is doing a Peace Corp stint in Senegal. His host family (with whom he's staying while he learns the language) has taken to calling him by the name of their son of the same age. While I'm sure this is a gesture of welcoming, I find it very odd. Is this customary? What's the convention and where does it come from. [more inside]
posted by es_de_bah at 7:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me help her have hair.

Could my sister's thinning hair be a result of bad brushing habits? How can I help her address the problem without coming off as a stooge of the patriarchy? Lengthy, confused male-centric description inside... [more inside]
posted by Kandarp Von Bontee at 7:21 PM PST - 26 comments

Bricks are a lovely red color, but I still don't want one

I just got a Nook Color for my birthday. It appears to be running v1.1.0 of the Nook software (which is old, n'est pas?). I want to root it, but I'm a complete newb at rooting. I need some handholding and a whole lot of information. (pardon the babbling, the joy of having the complete works of Agatha Christie at the touch of a finger has turned me into a gibbering idiot) [more inside]
posted by badgermushroomSNAKE at 6:19 PM PST - 9 comments

Requested video cannot be displayed in your region

In the last few days I've received this message when trying to watch local content on CBC or Radio Canada: "The requested video cannot be displayed in your region". Perplexed because I am actually in Canada. Has my IP address been compromised? Is there a somewhat easy not too techy fix out there.
posted by jdcasey at 6:03 PM PST - 6 comments

Setting up a trust: what to do with CDs?

My brother and I are helping our elderly mother set up a trust with the help of a lawyer. She has signed over her assets, house deeds, car title, stocks, bank accounts etc to the trust. She also has a number of CDs that we were led to believe would go into the trust as well. But now they're not? [more inside]
posted by TWinbrook8 at 5:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Mystery ambient track

help me find this ambient song/mix from the mid-90's [more inside]
posted by lukievan at 5:25 PM PST - 6 comments

Where can I find a clean personal website template?

Help me find a suitable web template for a high school student personal page... [more inside]
posted by ptsampras14 at 3:41 PM PST - 9 comments

Ubuntu on which android?

Which Android device for sideloading Ubuntu? [more inside]
posted by jago25_98 at 3:34 PM PST - 4 comments

Name this painter

In my workplace, until recently we had three paintings hanging next to each other; I would like to know the artist. [more inside]
posted by WalkingAround at 3:22 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I keep the coils on my electric stove level?

How do I keep the coils on my electric stove level? [more inside]
posted by grouse at 3:15 PM PST - 16 comments

Should I try to "understand" what's going on inside rude people?

Should I try to "understand" what's going on inside rude people? [more inside]
posted by Jon44 at 2:21 PM PST - 35 comments

More audio comedy for my 8-year-old son.

Please help find more audio comedy for my 8-year-old son. Touchstones: Hitchhiker's Guide, Cosby, Nick Danger. [more inside]
posted by argybarg at 2:15 PM PST - 21 comments

Where can I find the best wild mushroom ravioli in Chicago?

Where can I find the best fresh wild mushroom ravioli (at a restaurant) in Chicago? And the best Sardinian food?
posted by agregoli at 2:02 PM PST - 2 comments

DOS games only runnable from the floppy drive?

I need suggestions for old DOS era games that only supported playing with the original floppy disk(s) in drive A: and offered no hard disk install option. [more inside]
posted by jklaiho at 1:37 PM PST - 20 comments

Quality Dictaphone

Can anyone reccomend a quality dictaphone (up to £150) for recording interviews in noisy enviroments?
posted by nam3d at 1:25 PM PST - 4 comments

How to cook for one, when living with many

People who live with others but cook for yourself: What do you cook? How do you cook it? Requesting recipes and tips, please. [more inside]
posted by Busoni at 1:07 PM PST - 10 comments

What plant volunteered itself to be grown by my friend?

Asking for a friend: What on earth is this plant that apparently volunteered itself to be grown in a pot? [more inside]
posted by strixus at 12:54 PM PST - 7 comments

Love of place

I'm trying to find a particular quote from Ursula le Guin's "Left Hand of Darkness". [more inside]
posted by chmmr at 12:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Thinking with Portals

A physics question about the climax of the game Portal 2. Spoiler alert! [more inside]
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:14 PM PST - 41 comments

Having regrets about moving...it's eating me up inside and I'm not sure how to deal

I'm about halfway through setting up my new studio in Oakland, and I feel this overwhelming sense of feeling like I should have looked for a place in San Francisco instead. I'm not sure what to do at this point. [more inside]
posted by starpoint at 12:13 PM PST - 29 comments

Hoping to deliver comfort, not additional work.

I'm making pastitsio to bring to someone who recently lost a family member. How should I bring it over to her-- baked? Uncooked and ready to bake? Baked and frozen? Baked and portioned into ziploc containers ready-to-freeze? [more inside]
posted by mireille at 11:57 AM PST - 5 comments

To smooth or to juice?

I just watched a documentary and some youtube videos on juicers, and I'm wondering if there is a significant advantage over using a juicer as opposed to making vegetable smoothies with fruit? [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 11:39 AM PST - 15 comments

Did Monty Python get it right?

In the grand scheme of things, why keep on living? [more inside]
posted by gakiko at 11:02 AM PST - 78 comments

Sing a Song of Cephalopods

Sing a song of cephalopods - help me find music inspired by or about octopus, squid, cuttlefish, nautilus, ammonites and more. [more inside]
posted by cephalopodcast at 10:58 AM PST - 26 comments

Help me find this lost animation!

Looking for an animated film that went viral a few months ago. [more inside]
posted by Ms. Toad at 10:49 AM PST - 2 comments

Need Poem Audio!!!

I need Morgan Freeman's recitation of "Harlem" by Langston Hughes. Its deffinetly out there, its in this video but its chopped up and has background sounds added. Help! [more inside]
posted by NotSoSiniSter at 10:42 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me getting back my sleep and peace!

I recently moved to a townhouse next to a train track and a busy road. Although this home is supposedly prepared to suppress some of the noise, I'm a very light sleeper and am getting concerned... Any tips (both cheap and more costly) that can help me resolve this? [more inside]
posted by helloworlditsme at 10:12 AM PST - 21 comments

Where can we sing around a fire?

Where can a group of folks have a bonfire for campfire singing and assorted good times in or near Boston/Cambridge? [more inside]
posted by smirkette at 9:54 AM PST - 2 comments

Grad School - I really don't get it.

Grad school. I don't get it. [more inside]
posted by brynna at 9:53 AM PST - 16 comments

site that compiles wine ratings

Is there a site that aggregates wine reviews from different sources? like, see how one wine was rated by different people? Like, one of those charts that shows how different movie critics rated a movie?
posted by cogneuro at 9:32 AM PST - 2 comments

Problems Making Accessible PDF from Multiple Word Docs

I need to make an accessible PDF from multiple Word documents but the product keeps failing due to bad structure tree. Why, and how can I quickly fix it? [more inside]
posted by Jamesonian at 9:12 AM PST - 1 comment

The waiting is the hardest part

Little voice that tells you to date more than one person? How did that work for you? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:05 AM PST - 10 comments

Sexy and I know it.

LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It ; Where is the back beat from, or which tecno song does it resemble?
posted by MechEng at 9:03 AM PST - 7 comments

This unAmerican Life, eh?

I love Planet Money and This American Life. I am looking for similar podcasts which are either Canadian or just less America-only/mostly. I do not like The Vinyl Cafe, I do like Wiretap. English or French only, please.
posted by jeather at 8:37 AM PST - 18 comments

Exporting from FaceBook

Is there a way to easily export the content from an entire Facebook page? [more inside]
posted by Miko at 8:17 AM PST - 4 comments

Where in NYC can I watch today's USC-Arizona game, aside from the two schools' official alumni bars?

Where in NYC can I watch today's USC-Arizona -- aside from the "official" sports bars of the two schools' alumni groups? [more inside]
posted by Flying Saucer at 8:14 AM PST - 2 comments

People do bad stuff without god's help.

What are some terrible human-actioned things that have nothing to do with religion? [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 8:02 AM PST - 42 comments

Should this Catastrophically Career-Confused Canadian accept the Bank Teller job offer or keep applying for something career-oriented?

I'm having trouble deciding on whether I should accept a job offer. I've been unemployed since about the middle of May of this year. I have a Bachelors degree in Business and am currently taking the CMA Accelerated Program, as my medium-term goal is to become an Accountant. I've had a couple of uninteresting jobs since graduation. My most recent job was as an English teacher(ish) for nine months in Quebec. I had a blast while I was there, but it's time to get my career on track before it careens off a cliff (if it's not already too late). [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:13 AM PST - 8 comments

Beer...now there's a temporary solution.

I love Samuel Adams Noble Pils. I also love New Belgium's Hoptober. These beers are similar in their dinstinct hoppy, but not bitter, quality (I'm not good at describing the nuances of beer, so take that for what it's worth). What other beers would I love?
posted by corn_bread at 7:02 AM PST - 23 comments

Please to hope me select a new printer.

Please help me choose a new printer for my Mac-based home office. My current printer is a Brother DCP 7020 black and white laser printer I got in, I think, 2005, and it finally seems to be about to go. I need good and fast duplex printing, a decent flatbed scanner, and good/fast photocopying. Should I move to inkjet?? Should I get something with wireless networking?? More specifics within! [more inside]
posted by pupstocks at 6:35 AM PST - 8 comments

How to stop my brain from getting me fired?

Dealing with depression, and I went AWOL from work on Friday - Damage control? I'm suffering from extreme apathy/depression (ie it may take up to an hour to work myself up enough to go to the bathroom), and I didn't turn up to work on Friday. I have Saturday & Sunday to decompress, and savings I am willing to blow in pursuit of being functional 'enough' over the next few weeks to not lose my job. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:24 AM PST - 28 comments

I hate myself enough already, thanks

Please refer me to a NYC-area tax accountant who specializes in arts/freelance clients with horrid IRS debt and deep financial shame.
posted by anonymous at 6:24 AM PST - 4 comments

Mystery Choking

Why does Mr. Llama's throat close up when he's eating? [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 5:33 AM PST - 23 comments

I am going to self-detox from alcohol on in 3 days, what should I expect?

I am going to self-detox from alcohol on in 3 days, what should I expect? [more inside]
posted by atomicmedia at 3:14 AM PST - 21 comments

Social Justice

Righting social injustice, and racism, in investment banking [more inside]
posted by earthwalker7 at 12:40 AM PST - 15 comments

You are not my doctor. But neither is anyone else within 5000 miles.

Smashed my elbow, and have some numbness in my hand. Challenging part: I'm a long way from home. [more inside]
posted by Homeboy Trouble at 12:02 AM PST - 10 comments