Do truck drivers masturbate while driving?
September 1, 2004 7:27 PM   Subscribe

Do truck drivers masturbate while driving?
posted by Kwantsar to Grab Bag (13 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
Yes.
posted by alan at 7:43 PM on September 1, 2004


I'll bet there are even songs about it.
posted by milovoo at 7:54 PM on September 1, 2004


Do you masturbate at work?
posted by dual_action at 7:57 PM on September 1, 2004


Before answering that: Do you work in a place where nobody could see you masturbating if you did?
posted by kindall at 8:09 PM on September 1, 2004


how?
posted by angry modem at 8:21 PM on September 1, 2004


travelin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load
posted by PrinceValium at 8:25 PM on September 1, 2004


I've personally been witness to it after my girlfriend and I were observed kissin' on the highway. *shudders*
posted by kamikazegopher at 9:00 PM on September 1, 2004


WEIRDEST AXME EVAH!

PrinceValium, I tip my hat.

"Cause we got a little 'o convoy/rockin' through the night."

posted by _sirmissalot_ at 9:37 PM on September 1, 2004


Anyone of youse actually driven a truck, or is this all conjecture?

Not saying you're wrong, just checking the sources here.
posted by chicobangs at 11:42 PM on September 1, 2004


I used to work at a truck stop. They do more than masturbate.

I get queasy thinking about all the gross stuff we found/saw.

Ewwwww.
posted by bondcliff at 6:44 AM on September 2, 2004


A friend adopts abused children. One of the said children who was quite young was touching herself, unbeknownst to the mom, who kept wondering why that semi kept matching her pace.
posted by mecran01 at 6:52 AM on September 2, 2004


They do more than masturbate. I get queasy thinking about all the gross stuff we found/saw

Like what?
posted by the cuban at 7:08 AM on September 2, 2004


I drive a Toyota Tacoma, but I sure don't masturbate in it

much
posted by dhoyt at 7:52 AM on September 2, 2004 [1 favorite]


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