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This post was deleted for the following reason: oops? -- mathowie
Get a lawyer.
posted by mullacc at 2:39 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by mullacc at 2:39 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
DTMFA!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 2:39 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 2:39 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Eat it, it should still be good.
Or dump the motherfucker already.
posted by mrzarquon at 2:40 PM on April 6, 2008
Or dump the motherfucker already.
posted by mrzarquon at 2:40 PM on April 6, 2008
Is your keyboard attached? Check the connection and then reboot.
posted by salvia at 2:40 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by salvia at 2:40 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
That's an ellipsis.
[ ] mark as best answer
posted by iconomy at 2:41 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
[ ] mark as best answer
posted by iconomy at 2:41 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
It's a difficult answer to construct. On the one hand, the scenario, as you offer it, would suggestion your first suggestion as a normal course of action. The migating factors offered in section 2, however, suggest another. My suggestion is to take the best aspects of both scenarios and move it into one particularly large solution. Only then, I think, can you guarantee success. Cheers.
posted by tcv at 2:41 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by tcv at 2:41 PM on April 6, 2008
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face.
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 2:41 PM on April 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 2:41 PM on April 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
That's a common mistake. First, you kill the chicken, THEN you stuff it.
posted by chrisamiller at 2:42 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by chrisamiller at 2:42 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Blood is coming from where!?
posted by InsanePenguin at 2:43 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by InsanePenguin at 2:43 PM on April 6, 2008
That's not normal. You should probably see a doctor. Immediately.
posted by lilac girl at 2:47 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by lilac girl at 2:47 PM on April 6, 2008
IANA
posted by found missing at 2:48 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by found missing at 2:48 PM on April 6, 2008
no.
posted by puritycontrol at 2:48 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by puritycontrol at 2:48 PM on April 6, 2008
This is more common than you might think: public speaking makes almost everyone nervous to some extent. But if you regularly find yourself speechless in important situations, talking to a therapist might help.
posted by salvia at 2:51 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by salvia at 2:51 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Yes, you are correct, this question will be deleted.
Suffice it to say, no pixels or electrons were hurt.
posted by filmgeek at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2008
Suffice it to say, no pixels or electrons were hurt.
posted by filmgeek at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2008
Don't listen to comwiz. You will only regret your actions.
posted by billtron at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by billtron at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2008
He's definitely cheating on you.
posted by wuzandfuzz at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by wuzandfuzz at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2008
Confirmation Bias.
posted by gergtreble at 2:53 PM on April 6, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by gergtreble at 2:53 PM on April 6, 2008 [3 favorites]
$20, same as in town.
posted by grouse at 2:53 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by grouse at 2:53 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Professor Plum in the observatory with the candlestick.
posted by Smallpox at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by Smallpox at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008
lol aposiopesis
posted by bonaldi at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by bonaldi at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Metafilter:
posted by found missing at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by found missing at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
I have a friend who took a job as a test subject at the local university. He was paid $500 dollars over the course of two weeks, so that could definitely be an option. I'd recommend also checking out the local paper for any contractual work, it's another method that worked for me when I was in college.
Most of the other options have already been mentioned, but because of the way you've phrased your question, it's difficult to give you a very good answer. We need to know a time frame and maybe a dollar amount.
posted by theiconoclast31 at 2:57 PM on April 6, 2008
Most of the other options have already been mentioned, but because of the way you've phrased your question, it's difficult to give you a very good answer. We need to know a time frame and maybe a dollar amount.
posted by theiconoclast31 at 2:57 PM on April 6, 2008
I used to have the exact same concerns, but it all pretty much evaporated after I just told her. Good luck!
posted by Tomorrowful at 2:58 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by Tomorrowful at 2:58 PM on April 6, 2008
Because
posted by Falconetti at 2:58 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by Falconetti at 2:58 PM on April 6, 2008
That sounds pretty serious. If symptoms persist, check to make sure you're not the protagonist of some kind of Japanese console role-playing game.
posted by DoubleMark at 3:00 PM on April 6, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by DoubleMark at 3:00 PM on April 6, 2008 [4 favorites]
Since no one has really answered your question: Bass fishing. Are you any good at Bass fishing?
posted by found missing at 3:00 PM on April 6, 2008
posted by found missing at 3:00 PM on April 6, 2008
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posted by stereo at 2:38 PM on April 6, 2008