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April 2, 2008 2:50 PM   Subscribe

"Your mother is a whore" mixtape suggestions?

Just listening again to A Cautionary Song, by the Decemberists, and pondering how fun it would be to give a mix where every song is just about how much "Yo Momma" is a filthy slattern, to' up ho, etc.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur to Media & Arts (33 answers total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
This previous question might be helpful.
posted by box at 2:55 PM on April 2, 2008

Stacey's Mom?(YT link)
Not exactly "filthy slattern", but certainly a prelude piece.
posted by Thorzdad at 2:57 PM on April 2, 2008

It's not something I exactly enjoy listening to, but Eminem's Mom nails the theme.
posted by Metroid Baby at 2:59 PM on April 2, 2008

Oh! This one's more fun: Juvenile's "Mama Got Ass" (youtube, lyrics).
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:03 PM on April 2, 2008

My Baby Daddy by B Rock & The Bizz?
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:06 PM on April 2, 2008

Yo Mama by the Pharcyde
posted by YoungAmerican at 3:07 PM on April 2, 2008 [4 favorites]

K-Solo - Your Mom's In My Business
John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band - Mother
Loggins & Messina - Your Mama Don't Dance
Spin Doctors - Yo Mama's a Pajama

Also, doing a song search at allmusic for words like 'mama' and 'mother' would probably be rewarding.
posted by box at 3:08 PM on April 2, 2008

This would get some answers at tinymixtapes.com (tinymixtape singular?).
posted by salvia at 3:08 PM on April 2, 2008

Tangentenially related:

Queen - Fat Bottom Girls
Tool - Hooker With a Penis

Just based on what I know about yo momma.
posted by slimepuppy at 3:15 PM on April 2, 2008 [1 favorite]

You know that song from South Park The Movie, right? (However, it is about Kyle's mom in particular.)
posted by salvia at 3:16 PM on April 2, 2008 [1 favorite]

Also, "Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch" from South Park (by Cartman, also a Kid Rock and Joe C version).

(on preview, what salvia's talking about.)
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:19 PM on April 2, 2008

Just to mix it up a little, there's a Pixies parody by Chris Morris which starts off My mother is a whore, let me tell you more...
posted by tiny crocodile at 3:19 PM on April 2, 2008

Mojo Nixon, Tie My Pecker To My Leg. It's not just a mother, it's a whole family.
posted by indyz at 3:27 PM on April 2, 2008

I have the winner right here: Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Mothers Got A Penis. Please ignore the terrible youtube, GLC has nothing to do with it. The album version is better too. Safe as fuck.
posted by Mach5 at 3:29 PM on April 2, 2008 [2 favorites]

Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13 - Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell
posted by Su at 3:33 PM on April 2, 2008

"Thinkin' Bout Your Mother" by The Freewheelers seems to obliquely touch on the issue of your mother and how she might comport herself.

Tori Amos's "Playboy Mommy" is, uh, well it's tough to tell what Tori's songs are about sometimes. It seems partially autobiographical, so I feel a bit bad putting it on the list, but the title kind of suggests its inclusion.

"That Was Your Mother" by Paul Simon seems too sweet to fit on the list, but it is about hooking up with your mother in a bar.

"Take Your Mama" by the Scissor Sisters may or may not be about a literal mother, but it does involve her getting jacked up on cheap champagne.

Paul and Storm have a very funny song called "Mother's Day Song" that might work for your purposes.

Finally, "Fancy" by Bobbie Gentry is about a mother who teaches her child to be a whore of some variety. That's kind of a reverse, but it involves mothers and sex, so there you go.
posted by lore at 3:51 PM on April 2, 2008

Yo Momma's on Crack Rock
posted by cashman at 4:05 PM on April 2, 2008

This might round it out. Get the studio version though.
posted by ostranenie at 4:06 PM on April 2, 2008

Of course you know this one, AV, but just as a reminder and for posterity, no mix about your mother would be complete without The Dogs' "Yo Mama's on Crack Rock," which details her experiences as a crack whore in the 1980's.
posted by contraption at 4:12 PM on April 2, 2008

damn you cashman
posted by contraption at 4:21 PM on April 2, 2008

lyrics born's "i'm just raw" has a great extended riff on the "i fucked your mom" trope which includes the lines "always wants to meet on her coffee breaks/she bought me seats to bonnie raitt" and "shut your trap and get back in the backseat of the camry"
posted by kelseyq at 4:49 PM on April 2, 2008

Guttermouth - Mom

Though it's not about "yo momma" so much as it is about "his momma."
posted by GooseOnTheLoose at 5:00 PM on April 2, 2008

It is not about yo mama, and we're talking about drug use rather than sluttiness, but I would be remiss is I did not mention "My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks" by Wesley Willis.
posted by kitty teeth at 5:04 PM on April 2, 2008

Squeezebox - The Who
posted by iconomy at 5:10 PM on April 2, 2008

Response by poster: I should clarify that I'm not only interested in the minstrelsy of Yo Mama's sex-sodden travails, but any songs about her fat, stupid, broke ass, too.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 5:16 PM on April 2, 2008 [1 favorite]

As an interstitial, use the bit from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy where Sean Connery asks Alex Trebek: "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore." It's the one with fake Robin Williams and fake Lucy Liu. You can definitely find the MP3s.
posted by ten pounds of inedita at 5:24 PM on April 2, 2008

Dolly Parton's "Traveling Man" is about her mama running off with Dolly's boyfriend ...
posted by lisa g at 5:28 PM on April 2, 2008

the first song that plays [warning! song plays right away!]
is called 'yo mama'
it tells about how yo mama's on the top of [my] things to do list.

I see you in your office
Sending and receiving checks
But I know the quest for money
Comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase
And forgot about my job
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob

posted by Acari at 5:44 PM on April 2, 2008

Technically, I guess he's talking about the father, so maybe a bit of a stretch, but you could consider "Nimrod's Son" by the Pixies:

...You are the son of a motherfucker
...You are the son of incestuous union
posted by PandaMcBoof at 6:15 PM on April 2, 2008

Ooh, definitely NOFX's "Talking 'Bout Yo' Momma", from the second disc of their 45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records album. It's basically 32 seconds of wonderful:

she's a whore bitch, gutter slut/ likes to shove me up her butt/ drives a pickle, wearing combat boots/ while farting, she'll pick me up and give me a ride and drop me in front of the show/ oh no, talking 'bout yo mom!
posted by flod at 10:47 PM on April 2, 2008

It is a bit graphic, but Bootleg (member of the Dayton Family) has a song called Mama that would work if you don't mind throwing some gangsta rap on the mixtape. I'd recommend reading the lyrics before you try to download the track.
posted by chitchcock at 7:48 AM on April 3, 2008

You could rip Natalie Portman's favorite curse word and have that be track one.
posted by Scoo at 9:20 AM on April 3, 2008

There's a song by The Frogs called "Grandma Sitting in a Corner With a Penis in Her Hand Going No no no no no"
posted by sciurus at 11:26 AM on April 4, 2008

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