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NameMyBlankFilter: Fantasy Baseball Team name, with a girlie twist.

I'm the only girl in a fantasy league with a bunch of my guy friends. I need to come up with a hilarious and/or ass-kicking name. References can include the female gender, Yiddish, or the Red Sox. Or none of the above.

I know some people hate these kind of questions, but I'm coming up blank and know the HiveMind can come up with some great answers!
posted by kidsleepy to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (26 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
Annie being Annie (if you are named Annie)
posted by danb at 8:28 AM on March 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Silver Bullets was the name of a short lived all woman minor league team. You could borrow that name and give them a nod.
posted by Atreides at 8:30 AM on March 10, 2008

Pap Schmears
Crimson Flows
posted by box at 8:31 AM on March 10, 2008

Explanation for Silver Bullets: It was the first attempt at a professional all woman baseball team since the folding of the woman's baseball league in the '50's. So it was pretty gutsy for the women to walk out on the diamond to play against all men teams. They existed for a few years in the 90's.

Or for throw away suggestions: Diamond Girl, Throws like a Boy, and the blatantly obvious, Red Fishnet Stockings (or plays on that).
posted by Atreides at 8:34 AM on March 10, 2008

Bobby Sox.
Sexy Sox.
They're Real and They're Spectacular.
posted by Hugh2d2 at 8:36 AM on March 10, 2008

With a nod to box:

The Bled Sox.
posted by jamjam at 8:41 AM on March 10, 2008

Ruth Babes?
posted by No Mutant Enemy at 8:42 AM on March 10, 2008

Franchises from the AAGPBL
posted by stevis23 at 8:42 AM on March 10, 2008

There's No Crying in Baseball
posted by jtfowl0 at 8:45 AM on March 10, 2008

You could also make a Jean Yawkey reference.
posted by stevis23 at 8:46 AM on March 10, 2008

The Pink Hats
Dustin Pedroia Is My Daddy
posted by otio at 8:49 AM on March 10, 2008

Seconding "There's No Crying in Baseball." Vetoing anything to do with menstruation or breasts, because you're not an 11-year-old boy.
posted by The corpse in the library at 8:59 AM on March 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

bad news red sows?
posted by thetenthstory at 8:59 AM on March 10, 2008

posted by uandt at 9:00 AM on March 10, 2008

Femmeway Park? (Or something)

The Tessies?
posted by olinerd at 9:02 AM on March 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Victorious Secret
posted by spock at 9:19 AM on March 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Olinerd, you genius! I adore The Tessies! I wasn't going to bother with a fantasy team this year, but that's so great it makes me want to.
posted by mostlymartha at 9:41 AM on March 10, 2008

The Future Mrs. Ellsburys
posted by MegoSteve at 10:04 AM on March 10, 2008

good ones so far!
posted by kidsleepy at 10:10 AM on March 10, 2008

Girls Before Swine
posted by Rumple at 11:12 AM on March 10, 2008

My team was the Blue Sox (or Blue Stockings) and we played, of course, at Sashay Stadium. I think hosiery is a good bet or maybe something like Sirens or Furies - women from myth that you wouldn't want to screw with.
posted by pointystick at 11:36 AM on March 10, 2008

Olinard: I picked out the name Tessie's Team for my team as part of a Red Sox fan league. Thought I was being original, but kidsleepy can steal it if she wants.
posted by saffry at 2:24 PM on March 10, 2008

Ball Busters!
posted by hangashore at 3:39 PM on March 10, 2008

Jean's Machine (after Jean Yawkey, former Sox owner).
posted by hangashore at 3:43 PM on March 10, 2008

I love the Tessie reference, but not everyone in my league will get it. I ended up going with Victorious Secret (though now I'm dying to make a Future Mrs. Ellsbury jersey...).
posted by kidsleepy at 5:21 PM on March 10, 2008

Your Balls Are Mine.
posted by softlord at 5:21 AM on March 11, 2008

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