Hey there sailor, how you doin'?
February 8, 2008 2:11 PM Subscribe
My lady friend has a request for me to be a sailor – for a night. Help me fulfill her wish.
So, if you were setting this role play up, what would you do? I have a little white sailor hat and sailor shorts. This is my first time (and hers) doing anything of the sort and would appreciate any guidance. I’ve seen some of the other “situation” idea’s out there. But I am unsure of how to follow through with this and would like to keep it a surprise.
If you would rather not post your advice publicly, please send correspondence to thetenthstory@gmail.com. I just didn’t want this post linked with my account.
So, if you were setting this role play up, what would you do? I have a little white sailor hat and sailor shorts. This is my first time (and hers) doing anything of the sort and would appreciate any guidance. I’ve seen some of the other “situation” idea’s out there. But I am unsure of how to follow through with this and would like to keep it a surprise.
If you would rather not post your advice publicly, please send correspondence to thetenthstory@gmail.com. I just didn’t want this post linked with my account.
Well, all sailors know how to tie knots pretty well....
posted by dersins at 2:14 PM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by dersins at 2:14 PM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
Yeah, you should get more information on what she likes. Otherwise you run the risk of dressing up as a sailor and for instance unwittingly giving of a gay vibe that she might not like.
dersins bondage suggestion is interesting but also depends on how she feels about that.
posted by jouke at 2:22 PM on February 8, 2008
dersins bondage suggestion is interesting but also depends on how she feels about that.
posted by jouke at 2:22 PM on February 8, 2008
What about a navy uniform in white?
posted by mausburger at 2:22 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by mausburger at 2:22 PM on February 8, 2008
You've been on a ship at sea for months. You can't control yourself. She can be a librarian.
posted by Ironmouth at 2:29 PM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Ironmouth at 2:29 PM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
There was a Sex and The City episode about the 'girls' and their antics during Fleet Week in New York. Maybe watch that and see if you get any ideas.
posted by whoda at 2:32 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by whoda at 2:32 PM on February 8, 2008
little white sailor hat and sailor shorts
If you are a man, she is more likely to want you to wear something like a sailor/navy uniform than cute little sailor shorts. Obviously, ignore this if she gave you these items as part of requesting the fantasy.
So, if you were setting this role play up, what would you do?
Well, the answer to this is almost always to find out what your partner would like. Sometimes the answer is to figure out what you would like. Since you want it to be a surprise, contrive a way to observe how she reacts to various stereotypes of sailors, maybe by watching an old classic movie. She is asking you to act out a role, but there are a lot of different types of sailors -- pirates that might kidnap her, navy men on shore leave, etc. You need to act out her idea of what a sailor is, and we of metafilter will have many ideas, but unless you are going to invite us all over we won't be able to tell you what it is that she likes about the idea of sailors.
posted by yohko at 2:52 PM on February 8, 2008
If you are a man, she is more likely to want you to wear something like a sailor/navy uniform than cute little sailor shorts. Obviously, ignore this if she gave you these items as part of requesting the fantasy.
So, if you were setting this role play up, what would you do?
Well, the answer to this is almost always to find out what your partner would like. Sometimes the answer is to figure out what you would like. Since you want it to be a surprise, contrive a way to observe how she reacts to various stereotypes of sailors, maybe by watching an old classic movie. She is asking you to act out a role, but there are a lot of different types of sailors -- pirates that might kidnap her, navy men on shore leave, etc. You need to act out her idea of what a sailor is, and we of metafilter will have many ideas, but unless you are going to invite us all over we won't be able to tell you what it is that she likes about the idea of sailors.
posted by yohko at 2:52 PM on February 8, 2008
"I have a little white sailor hat and sailor shorts."
Are you sure that's what she is looking for? Because there is a masculine way to dress like a sailor and it doesn't involve shorts. Go to a military surplus place and you can probably look a lot like a real sailor for less than $100.
posted by 517 at 2:55 PM on February 8, 2008
Are you sure that's what she is looking for? Because there is a masculine way to dress like a sailor and it doesn't involve shorts. Go to a military surplus place and you can probably look a lot like a real sailor for less than $100.
posted by 517 at 2:55 PM on February 8, 2008
This is one of those times when it might be somewhat useful to know your gender beforehand.
posted by scrump at 3:19 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by scrump at 3:19 PM on February 8, 2008
Treat her like a hooker for added realism.
posted by sourwookie at 3:35 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by sourwookie at 3:35 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
So, if you were setting this role play up, what would you do?
I'd ask her what she was looking for from this fantasy i.e. a certain tone of voice, language, action etc, then proceed to do exactly that (and a little more).
It's nice that you want to surprise her, but if *I* don't know her like you do, so asking me about what to do with her has a bigger risk of falling flat than if you asked her yourself, see?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:49 PM on February 8, 2008
I'd ask her what she was looking for from this fantasy i.e. a certain tone of voice, language, action etc, then proceed to do exactly that (and a little more).
It's nice that you want to surprise her, but if *I* don't know her like you do, so asking me about what to do with her has a bigger risk of falling flat than if you asked her yourself, see?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:49 PM on February 8, 2008
If you are a dude, I think you could really rock some of those button-front pants. They're totally made to highlight the assets of aroused sailors. Otherwise I'd say knots, a stripey shirt, and rum lots of rum. Try to make a decent double entendre about SEXtants.
posted by jessamyn at 3:56 PM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by jessamyn at 3:56 PM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Don't forget the barrel. Sailors love barrels.
posted by megatherium at 4:07 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by megatherium at 4:07 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
knots, ropes, lots of double entendres involving splicing the mainbrace and nailing your colors to the mast. Be aware that half of everything on a ship is named after a part of female anatomy* -- presumably after being at sea for awhile one got a little sex-starved :)
But, also, what others said -- find out what she thinks a sailor is.
*My favorite is the valley between strands in a rope, named the contline. Say it real fast, and squint and you'll see what it looked like to a lonely sailor...
posted by kalimac at 4:19 PM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
But, also, what others said -- find out what she thinks a sailor is.
*My favorite is the valley between strands in a rope, named the contline. Say it real fast, and squint and you'll see what it looked like to a lonely sailor...
posted by kalimac at 4:19 PM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
there is a masculine way to dress like a sailor and it doesn't involve shorts
This bears repeating.
But there are too many unknowns here -- are you male or female? Would her world be rocked by you showing up in the gayest, YMCA-singing, tight-short-wearing, Tom of Finland-approved sailor costume because she thinks gender-queer sex is hawt hawt hawt? Or is she really imagining Johnny Depp carrying her off on his pirate ship? Does she want to be the cabin boy, or the girl-in-every-port, or the secret stowaway discovered mid-voyage? Cat-o'-nine-tails and knotted ropes, or South Pacific hijinks?
If I were you (and keeping all these unknowables in mind), I would go do some shopping at both military surplus stores and some marine equipment supply places. Some combination of the clothes and some snazzy sailor gear might do the trick. If you have the cash, renting a houseboat or a cabin cruiser for the night could set the scene in a big way. And I think you need to find the right music -- my first thought is that "Rum Sodomy and the Lash" album, but there is probably much more nautical music available. And films: Master and Commander (the title alone might do the trick); The Perfect Storm; The Hunt for Red October; etc.
posted by Forktine at 4:25 PM on February 8, 2008
This bears repeating.
But there are too many unknowns here -- are you male or female? Would her world be rocked by you showing up in the gayest, YMCA-singing, tight-short-wearing, Tom of Finland-approved sailor costume because she thinks gender-queer sex is hawt hawt hawt? Or is she really imagining Johnny Depp carrying her off on his pirate ship? Does she want to be the cabin boy, or the girl-in-every-port, or the secret stowaway discovered mid-voyage? Cat-o'-nine-tails and knotted ropes, or South Pacific hijinks?
If I were you (and keeping all these unknowables in mind), I would go do some shopping at both military surplus stores and some marine equipment supply places. Some combination of the clothes and some snazzy sailor gear might do the trick. If you have the cash, renting a houseboat or a cabin cruiser for the night could set the scene in a big way. And I think you need to find the right music -- my first thought is that "Rum Sodomy and the Lash" album, but there is probably much more nautical music available. And films: Master and Commander (the title alone might do the trick); The Perfect Storm; The Hunt for Red October; etc.
posted by Forktine at 4:25 PM on February 8, 2008
Eye patch and parrot on your shoulder. Arrrr!
posted by Blue Buddha at 4:35 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by Blue Buddha at 4:35 PM on February 8, 2008
I think it's what ironmouth said. The point is not costume, it's voraciousness. You've been at sea for a long time. You're horny. So horny. Run with that.
posted by tomboko at 5:07 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by tomboko at 5:07 PM on February 8, 2008
I think it is important to note that whatever your lady friend may have said, she doesn't want you to be a sailor for a night. She has a fantasy about a sailor she would like to play out with you.
Talk to her about this. Express your appreciation for her openness and tell her how much excites you to have this opportunity to play. Ask her what she imagines happening. Ask her what about sailors is sexy. As her who she wants to be when you play sailor.
Pay close attention.
Tiny details are often powerful in long term fantasies.
posted by driley at 5:09 PM on February 8, 2008
Talk to her about this. Express your appreciation for her openness and tell her how much excites you to have this opportunity to play. Ask her what she imagines happening. Ask her what about sailors is sexy. As her who she wants to be when you play sailor.
Pay close attention.
Tiny details are often powerful in long term fantasies.
posted by driley at 5:09 PM on February 8, 2008
Here's what I'd do. Keep the shorts if you think she'll like them, but put them on under a more realistic sailor suit (if they'll fit--one of the great things about sailor pants is they are TIGHT). Go to Times Square. My first thought was to go during actual Fleet Week, but it may not be such a good idea to be around so many real sailors in a pretend or partly real naval uniform. I don't know. Anyway, go when it's crowded, go separately, and...pick each other up.
Then go somewhere and do it.
posted by lampoil at 6:58 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Then go somewhere and do it.
posted by lampoil at 6:58 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Beforeheand make sure to cook her supper. It would have to be lobster or crab. Something from the sea. I don't know about anything else. Don't bathe for a couple days so you are stinky like a sweaty hardworking sailor?
posted by mamaraks at 7:03 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by mamaraks at 7:03 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Eeew, not Popeye/Gilligan sailor. Rent Master & Commander or Horatio Hornblower (the miniseries). Those are key movies for women with things for sailors.
posted by melissam at 7:32 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by melissam at 7:32 PM on February 8, 2008
Do not use any nautical term as your safe word.
posted by AccordionGuy at 8:43 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by AccordionGuy at 8:43 PM on February 8, 2008
As the OP, yes she loved the shorts. I came out in my little white salior hat and shorts and got right to it. She laughed at first (with enjoyment) but still loved it. It was a pretty hottt time. I'm glad she doesn't live near any ports.
She wanted to wear the hat.
Thanks for all of the comments. I think maybe next time I'll take it to the next level with the knots and full white suit.
posted by thetenthstory at 4:05 PM on February 11, 2008
She wanted to wear the hat.
Thanks for all of the comments. I think maybe next time I'll take it to the next level with the knots and full white suit.
posted by thetenthstory at 4:05 PM on February 11, 2008
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