electronica double entendres

December 15, 2007 1:59 PM

I need another electronic music themed double entendre for my boyfriend's Xmas gift.

I've been decorating clothing for my boyfriend with references to the music he loves. Anything that will be worn out in public is a bit more restrained, but since we're the only two who will ever see his underwear I think immature dirty jokes are hilarious. The boxers he likes come in two packs, so I need another joke.

The idea behind the boxers linked above is that Analord refers to a series of albums put out by Aphex Twin. It also refers to anal sex. See? Music, and filth.

I need another artist, album, song title, or quote to stencil on the second pair of boxers. It doesn't matter how obscure or disgusting it is, as long as it is both music related and dirty.

We both listen almost exclusively to electronic music. He likes breakcore, drill and bass, Bogdan Raczynski, Venetian Snares, Shitmat, Bit Meddler, and Stunt Rock. My latest obsessions are the Warp Records discography, acid, and gabber. Neither of us cares much for ambient or house.

Ideas so far:

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits (Afx)
Dr. Octogynocologist (Kool Keith)
Tall, Dark, and Handcuffed (Cex)
"My Selector" written over the fly (as in, Come on My Selector by Squarepusher)

PS - If you're dying to see the final project, recheck the same place as the Analord boxers after the 25th

posted by Juliet Banana to Clothing, Beauty, & Fashion (10 answers total)

we share similar music tastes... I'll look around in my music collection for something. Very entertaining pictures!
posted by mand0 at 2:15 PM on December 15, 2007

Your interests might lie in Schirach's music.
posted by Monstrous Moonshine at 2:17 PM on December 15, 2007

Ecstasy Motherfucker (kid 606)
Fucking In Heaven (Fatboy Slim)
Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel (Whitehouse)
Here Come the Warm Jets (Eno)
Welcome to Planet Sexor (Tiga)
It Can't Come Quickly Enough (Scissor Sisters)
My Game Of Loving (White Noise)
posted by klangklangston at 2:26 PM on December 15, 2007

Best answer:

For musicians who traditionally work with samples of breaks and synthesisers, the self-imposed technical constraint of only using samples of oral sex, anal sex, and vaginal sex (taken internally via microphone insertion as well as externally) forced novel improvisations in the construction of melodies and percussion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nymphomatriarch

Martin: But the grossest was the fish thing. All his sweat would collect in it, and if he moved a certain way it would spill out of the fish’s mouth.

http://www.viceland.com/issues_au/v10n8/htdocs/stripping.php
posted by noisia at 2:28 PM on December 15, 2007

Some ideas:

Squarepusher - Male Pill 5
Squarepusher - Red Hot Car ---> " I wanna fvck you in my red hot car "
Venetian Snares - Find Candace ---> watch the video
OOO - Sexy Stickshifter
Aphex Twin - Backdoor.Ranky
µ-Ziq - Carpet Muncher
posted by mand0 at 2:32 PM on December 15, 2007

another good aphex: cock,ver10
posted by nitsuj at 3:37 PM on December 15, 2007

if you want to go old school, pretty much every Lords of Acid song is a double entendre, unless it's one of the ones that's a single entendre.
posted by cosmicbandito at 4:07 PM on December 15, 2007

"Expert Knob Twiddler" from the AFX / Mu-Ziq collaberation.
posted by Ted Maul at 6:37 PM on December 15, 2007

He likes breakcore, drill and bass, Bogdan Raczynski, Venetian Snares, Shitmat, Bit Meddler, and Stunt Rock.

You answered your own question. You could do either "Drill 'n' Bass" or "Stunt Rock Cock" on the front.

Bonus: "Shitmat" on the back (Arguably less sexy, though).

"Bogdan Raczynski" also sounds like an apocryphal sex act, but it probably isn't.
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:24 PM on December 15, 2007

Response by poster: Expert Knob Twiddler is the winner!

Noisia's best answer is just nepotism. Thanks, Ted.
posted by Juliet Banana at 11:16 AM on December 20, 2007