Bond girl seeks double entendre
November 30, 2007 7:04 AM Subscribe
My friend is having a Bond-themed 25th and requires an appropriate and original Bond-girl double entendre for a name. Any good suggestions?
The small twist is that bond can refer to the movies, the glue or any definition of the term. Appropriately smutty would be nice though, it is a 25th!
The small twist is that bond can refer to the movies, the glue or any definition of the term. Appropriately smutty would be nice though, it is a 25th!
Best answer: -movie type-
Tiki Foulkner
Heavenly Swallows
Teanea Divine
-glue-
Elma Quickly
Kitty Locktite
Ivory Clauking
posted by French Fry at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007
Tiki Foulkner
Heavenly Swallows
Teanea Divine
-glue-
Elma Quickly
Kitty Locktite
Ivory Clauking
posted by French Fry at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007
Pussy Galore is pretty much a single entendre, isn't it? Anyway, you could dress as a Native American and call yourself Spread Eagle. Or Smoking Fox or something.
posted by eve harrington at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by eve harrington at 7:30 AM on November 30, 2007
Ivana Stikkifiddle.
posted by pinkbuttonanus at 7:37 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by pinkbuttonanus at 7:37 AM on November 30, 2007
Courtney Cox... oh wait, that's been done. How about Desiree Cox? Desiree Dix? Shirley Fuchs? Ivanna Fuchs?
posted by ubiquity at 7:44 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by ubiquity at 7:44 AM on November 30, 2007
You could have a look at the International Rollergirls Master Roster for inspiration. I can sit and chuckle at it for hours. Today's favourite is Heike DeSkirt.
posted by corvine at 7:46 AM on November 30, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by corvine at 7:46 AM on November 30, 2007 [4 favorites]
Ivana Stikitina
posted by boyinmiami at 7:50 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by boyinmiami at 7:50 AM on November 30, 2007
Sticky Bottom
posted by brain_drain at 7:59 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by brain_drain at 7:59 AM on November 30, 2007
Ivanna Hump
posted by LordSludge at 8:09 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by LordSludge at 8:09 AM on November 30, 2007
Corvine:
The rollergirls master roster is amazingly wonderful.
posted by shothotbot at 8:09 AM on November 30, 2007
The rollergirls master roster is amazingly wonderful.
posted by shothotbot at 8:09 AM on November 30, 2007
If you don't mind borrowing from Alan Moore, there's Oodles O'Quim.
posted by COBRA! at 8:20 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by COBRA! at 8:20 AM on November 30, 2007
Anna Lee O'Penne
posted by LordSludge at 8:56 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by LordSludge at 8:56 AM on November 30, 2007
Filla McCracken
Eileen Dover
Happy Onner-Neez
Carmen Geddit
Rollergirls: Bam Bam McCha-Cha!! Frieda B. Nasty!! Karamel Sutra !! THESE RULE.
posted by jquinby at 9:18 AM on November 30, 2007
Eileen Dover
Happy Onner-Neez
Carmen Geddit
Rollergirls: Bam Bam McCha-Cha!! Frieda B. Nasty!! Karamel Sutra !! THESE RULE.
posted by jquinby at 9:18 AM on November 30, 2007
Hooty McBoobs
posted by zach braff's mixtape at 10:37 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by zach braff's mixtape at 10:37 AM on November 30, 2007
Chastity Longgone--used by a friend of mine for an Austin Powers-themed Halloween.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:32 AM on November 30, 2007
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:32 AM on November 30, 2007
Astra Glide
Aureole Highbeam
Kamma Toe
Clio Torus (you can call me Cli)
Fanny Pat
Padme Bottom
Greta String (you can call me G)
Mona Sultry
posted by plinth at 12:51 PM on November 30, 2007
Aureole Highbeam
Kamma Toe
Clio Torus (you can call me Cli)
Fanny Pat
Padme Bottom
Greta String (you can call me G)
Mona Sultry
posted by plinth at 12:51 PM on November 30, 2007
Dixie Normous. Of course.
posted by widdershins at 1:01 PM on November 30, 2007
posted by widdershins at 1:01 PM on November 30, 2007
Lotta Booty
Carmen Miorfice
Onna Innastink
Anita Fingerbang
Cher Mabounty
Eilene Over
Miss Goodenplenty
posted by Death by Ugabooga at 2:15 PM on November 30, 2007
Carmen Miorfice
Onna Innastink
Anita Fingerbang
Cher Mabounty
Eilene Over
Miss Goodenplenty
posted by Death by Ugabooga at 2:15 PM on November 30, 2007
I can remember a drunken conversation about this once with some friends... Most of the suggestions have, thank god, been long forgotten but...
Suki Cox
Ayeliki Updeass
Twice Knightly
Lon Cummings
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:45 PM on November 30, 2007
Suki Cox
Ayeliki Updeass
Twice Knightly
Lon Cummings
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:45 PM on November 30, 2007
Also see the female members of billionaires for bush for some 2x entedres.
posted by lalochezia at 5:03 PM on November 30, 2007
posted by lalochezia at 5:03 PM on November 30, 2007
Lotta Lovelady
Teena Butts
Pat Medick
Holly Hoeley
posted by Smalltown Girl at 9:41 PM on November 30, 2007
Teena Butts
Pat Medick
Holly Hoeley
posted by Smalltown Girl at 9:41 PM on November 30, 2007
To my ear these sound slightly more Bond-like, rather than porny:
Holly Would
Candy Warhole
Miss Kitty Cummalot
posted by artdrectr at 11:52 PM on November 30, 2007
Holly Would
Candy Warhole
Miss Kitty Cummalot
posted by artdrectr at 11:52 PM on November 30, 2007
Response by poster: She wound up going with "Kitty Locktight." Thanks all for the answers! And now I have a very odd but useful database of names.
posted by Silentgoldfish at 9:08 PM on December 4, 2007
posted by Silentgoldfish at 9:08 PM on December 4, 2007
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