Miscellaneous Meat....?
May 24, 2007 5:54 AM Subscribe
(ComedyJerkyFilter) Help me name my Jerky for the big camping '07 'Jerk-Off'!
I need a name for my jerky (recipe) to stick it to the competition! Could include -Chris, (Christo)Fur, Lime, Fruitiness, Blues, Beef, or Joe Rocket. Your own Epicurean Artistic license is welcomed!
I need a name for my jerky (recipe) to stick it to the competition! Could include -Chris, (Christo)Fur, Lime, Fruitiness, Blues, Beef, or Joe Rocket. Your own Epicurean Artistic license is welcomed!
Joe's Polished Rocket Furry Beef Lime Jerky
That should guarantee that no one will put it anywhere near their mouth, anyway.
posted by rusty at 6:18 AM on May 24, 2007
That should guarantee that no one will put it anywhere near their mouth, anyway.
posted by rusty at 6:18 AM on May 24, 2007
Aythin kyoura
Looks vaguely epicurious - Greek? - but sounds like "I think you're a ... jerky." Of course, you can substitute 'you're' for the nickname of your jerky-rival.
posted by nkknkk at 6:24 AM on May 24, 2007
Looks vaguely epicurious - Greek? - but sounds like "I think you're a ... jerky." Of course, you can substitute 'you're' for the nickname of your jerky-rival.
posted by nkknkk at 6:24 AM on May 24, 2007
Queef Querky.
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 6:55 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 6:55 AM on May 24, 2007
Grampa's Foreskin.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:29 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:29 AM on May 24, 2007
Lewd-o'-Chris (ludicrous)
posted by idiotfactory at 8:10 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by idiotfactory at 8:10 AM on May 24, 2007
Nice to Meat Chew
posted by pmbuko at 8:32 AM on May 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by pmbuko at 8:32 AM on May 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
Mummy meat.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:13 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:13 AM on May 24, 2007
Lime and fruit? That sounds like a Quirky Jerky to me.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:52 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:52 AM on May 24, 2007
Or: Limenated Beef, Blue Chew, Blue Chris, Chrirky (Chris+Jerky, sounds like Quirky, I guess), or... seasoned meat product with zesty lime flavoring.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:58 AM on May 24, 2007
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:58 AM on May 24, 2007
Jerk Your Chain
Beef-Eatin' Limey (a play on Limeys and Beef-Eater Gin)
Sublime Beef Jerky
Subliminal Beef Jerky
Lime Green Jerkin' Machine
Not really a name, but a possible slogan:
When Life Gives You Limes, Make Beef Jerky.
posted by jedicus at 11:06 AM on May 24, 2007
Beef-Eatin' Limey (a play on Limeys and Beef-Eater Gin)
Sublime Beef Jerky
Subliminal Beef Jerky
Lime Green Jerkin' Machine
Not really a name, but a possible slogan:
When Life Gives You Limes, Make Beef Jerky.
posted by jedicus at 11:06 AM on May 24, 2007
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Can you tell us more about the jerky and the event?
posted by Pollomacho at 6:12 AM on May 24, 2007