First, get a name.

March 26, 2007 6:38 PM

Need a band name! Can't wait to see what the AskMeFiLites come up with!

We need a name for a female vocal trio. They are - ahem - maturer ladies (i.e. not skanky ho's) singing original songs, pop-rock classics, and the odd standard: Dusty Springfield, Elkie Brooks, "Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered", etc.

Names which have been suggested but rejected:

Diva, Bella, Belladonna, Sirens.

These are all in the right area of sophisticated womanly greatness, but somehow not quite... IT!!

posted by TiredStarling to Media & Arts (67 answers total)

The Birds!
posted by R. Mutt at 6:46 PM on March 26, 2007

She-3!





[Personally, I have always wanted to be in a band called Guy Smiley and the Dialing for Prizes Movie.]
posted by 4ster at 6:51 PM on March 26, 2007

Ok, ok, um... Venus, Nightingale, Blue Moon ...
posted by R. Mutt at 6:53 PM on March 26, 2007

Ladies of the Evening?
posted by ersatzkat at 6:54 PM on March 26, 2007

lol, ersatzkat.

In Your Dreams?
posted by R. Mutt at 6:57 PM on March 26, 2007

The Dames.
posted by konolia at 7:01 PM on March 26, 2007

Three-Quarter Time
All Gussied Up
The Euphonics
The Dulcettes
Midlife Spices
Schwingtime
The Pan Juice Sisters
posted by rob511 at 7:02 PM on March 26, 2007

My first thought was Calliope but it's been done before. How about Terpsichorean? Or just The Muses?
posted by JaredSeth at 7:04 PM on March 26, 2007

Forty Deuce (nyc cop speak for 42nd street - a long shot - I know...)

"The Dames" has a nice rat pack type feel ....
posted by R. Mutt at 7:05 PM on March 26, 2007

"Day-Old Broads".
"Grey Lady Down".
"The Moths".
"Ripe".
posted by Dizzy at 7:07 PM on March 26, 2007

Frank!

If there's three of you, you could be The Graces. (I think there are nine muses. Although if you want to get cute you could be the Muse Root or something. You know.)
posted by Many bubbles at 7:08 PM on March 26, 2007

Dizzy, I was gonna chime in with "Kitty Katz & the Estrus Cycle," but I bow before your lexical legerdemain!
posted by rob511 at 7:11 PM on March 26, 2007

Or alternatively, The Furies! Although wikipedia notes that their number is indeterminate, that's useful if you gain or lose a member.

Or The Norns.
posted by Many bubbles at 7:11 PM on March 26, 2007

Late August
posted by R. Mutt at 7:13 PM on March 26, 2007

Women of a Certain Age?
posted by shallowcenter at 7:18 PM on March 26, 2007

Not Skanky Hos

Bubble Bath

Patina or The Patinas
posted by Eringatang at 7:20 PM on March 26, 2007

The AskMeFiLites?

The Womanly Greatness?
posted by donajo at 7:20 PM on March 26, 2007

Alopecia
Gunmetal
We No Hos
Apron-Burners
Toni Orlando & Dusk
Melody & the Pacemakers
posted by rob511 at 7:21 PM on March 26, 2007

jinx, Eringatang!
posted by rob511 at 7:22 PM on March 26, 2007

I used to belong to an all women group called the Bitchpipes. That name got a lot of attention. We're no longer together (and haven't been for years) so feel free to have at it.
posted by jeanmari at 7:27 PM on March 26, 2007

"Septembrists".
"Elderhostel".
"The Artifacts".
posted by Dizzy at 7:28 PM on March 26, 2007

Prefix or pluralize as you choose:

Orlando
Amaranth
Circe
Morrigan
Pythia
Columbia
MaDaM
Madamn?

The Gals
The Songbirds
The Silver Notes
The Beauties
The True Loves
The Motherlands
The Fiery Aprons
The Hormones?? eek, homophone alert.
The Grand Dames
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 7:32 PM on March 26, 2007

Phlegm at 11
Sweet Adenoids
Maria & the Calluses

Somebody please stop me!
posted by rob511 at 7:38 PM on March 26, 2007

The Corsettes
The Great Dames
Sing Sing
Divissima
posted by unSane at 7:40 PM on March 26, 2007

Atrophy Wives
The HRT Parade
Shut Up & Listen
posted by rob511 at 7:48 PM on March 26, 2007

The I-rettes
posted by Methylviolet at 7:53 PM on March 26, 2007

Pitches in Heat. Dig it.
posted by sneakin at 7:57 PM on March 26, 2007

"The Havishams".
"Elizabeth and the Ardens".
"The Comforters".
posted by Dizzy at 8:02 PM on March 26, 2007

Susan B. and the Suffragettes
The Carrie Nation
Lysistrata
Two Short A Full House
The First Ladies
posted by griphus at 8:05 PM on March 26, 2007

The Hot Flashes!
posted by purephase at 8:11 PM on March 26, 2007

Frank and the Chatfilters.
posted by flabdablet at 8:12 PM on March 26, 2007 [1 favorite]

The Have Nots
posted by etc. at 8:15 PM on March 26, 2007

"The Gums".
"The Bel-Tones".
"Myrtle and the Infertiles".
posted by Dizzy at 8:25 PM on March 26, 2007

The metamucils.
posted by justgary at 8:26 PM on March 26, 2007

The Mudflaps?
posted by Exchequer at 8:34 PM on March 26, 2007

We Three Sings
Tri-Chix
Babes in Soyland
The Really Old Ladies Who Can Still Sing
Grey-tones
Born in the 40's, Singing the 45's.
The 65's.
The Gray Note
Blue Hair Note
Blue Hair Group

Perhaps I'm imaging these things too old?

The Sparrows
High Heels
Wed Zepplin
Happy Birthday, Mr. President
The Dyna-Tones
The Beachgirls

Man, this is hard.
posted by unixrat at 8:40 PM on March 26, 2007

You already posted it on your question:
Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

Or the 3B's...
posted by Webbster at 8:41 PM on March 26, 2007

Damsels
posted by Izzmeister at 8:54 PM on March 26, 2007

Last Year's Kiss
posted by kanemano at 8:58 PM on March 26, 2007

Found a goofy one I'd written down for a rainy day, although I always pictured it for a heavy metal band: Justifiable Rhinoplasty
posted by JaredSeth at 9:01 PM on March 26, 2007

Pitches in Heat is brilliant.
posted by acorncup at 9:16 PM on March 26, 2007

The Humthrees
posted by acorncup at 9:20 PM on March 26, 2007

T h e L a d y b i r d s
posted by artdrectr at 9:34 PM on March 26, 2007

Not my ideas, but I really enjoyed some of the names here.
posted by metaly at 1:05 AM on March 27, 2007

Response by poster: OMG these are brilliant! Keep 'em coming! No, they're not OAPs (old age pensioners), more 40-somethings.
posted by TiredStarling at 2:14 AM on March 27, 2007

Mid life Crisis
posted by twistedonion at 3:05 AM on March 27, 2007

Hummingbird
posted by Elmore at 4:21 AM on March 27, 2007

The Shielas.
posted by wackybrit at 4:43 AM on March 27, 2007

Oops, misspell.. I mean The Sheilas (sheila is a common term for an Australian woman)
posted by wackybrit at 4:43 AM on March 27, 2007

autumn cloud(s)
angry winter
your lady mother
beatrice
bodicea
better love a dream
white hand
merry heart
For a kissing
sweet sovereign
ridiculous bold
lady grey
full of sleep
my fair
walkabout
secret women's business
frailty
a fountain troubled
unruly
Hisperia
Hell hath
tattling
german clock
cato's daughter
good wench
the matter
the flow / Flo
Wrangle
posted by b33j at 4:52 AM on March 27, 2007

Triptych
The Tired Starlings
Sirens 3
Brio
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:28 AM on March 27, 2007

Blinded Me with Sirens
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:29 AM on March 27, 2007

oh oh i know!

Ishtar & Ereshkigal's Lonely Babylonian Sex Cult!
posted by mr_book at 5:52 AM on March 27, 2007

If I Was A Hamster, Would I Have A 401k?
posted by mds35 at 6:01 AM on March 27, 2007

Sheila Cougar and the Whiskey Bitches
posted by mds35 at 6:03 AM on March 27, 2007

Aqua Netta and the Hard Candee Girls
posted by mds35 at 6:05 AM on March 27, 2007

The Cali Pigeons (if you have the asses to back it up)
posted by mds35 at 6:07 AM on March 27, 2007

Cheesequake
posted by any major dude at 6:19 AM on March 27, 2007

Four-fingered Freddie and the Convoy of Cool
posted by ReiToei at 6:28 AM on March 27, 2007

"The MILFS".
posted by Dizzy at 6:31 AM on March 27, 2007

The Nest Eggs
La Leche Ladies
posted by unixrat at 6:39 AM on March 27, 2007

droppy 6
posted by thilmony at 8:09 AM on March 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

The Ceiling Tiles
posted by UncleHornHead at 10:55 AM on March 27, 2007

MILFS rofl
posted by unSane at 1:56 PM on March 27, 2007

Brass in Pocket
posted by 4ster at 8:58 PM on March 27, 2007

In Our Prime (wink!)
posted by mds35 at 6:23 AM on March 28, 2007

Pool Boys Beware
posted by mds35 at 6:23 AM on March 28, 2007