XXX for my TV
December 4, 2006 9:34 PM   Subscribe

I live in the bay area and I want a way to get XXX movies on TV.

I looked into ITVN.com, anyone has any experience with them? And do you know of another way to get good XXX movies with good variety, like for example the quality of the European channel XXL.
One thing though, my landlord does not allow satellites!
posted by convex to Media & Arts (11 answers total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
Any porno that you'll get through Comcast (or $satellite_provider) pales in comparison to what you'll be able to rent from a video store.

* Bittorrent. Plenty of full length porno films available.
* Pick one of the smut shops along El Camino Real.
posted by drstein at 10:28 PM on December 4, 2006


Oh yeah, and SugarDVD has an excellent selection. It's the Netflix for Porn.

Love,
Mastah Oh Pornoh
posted by drstein at 10:30 PM on December 4, 2006


Response by poster: drstein you are da King!
posted by convex at 10:36 PM on December 4, 2006


well, if you've got a good connection you can download more porn than you could ever need. Pure TnA & Empornium. Both free and very extensive. And really, you're just wasting your time getting porn on cable.
posted by bob sarabia at 12:13 AM on December 5, 2006


wantedlist.com is quite good for netflixxx style dvds in your mailbox.

who doesnt like getting mail?
posted by tsarfan at 3:32 AM on December 5, 2006


One thing though, my landlord does not allow satellites!

Just FYI, this is probably illegal. (Although I agree with absolutely everyone else that you should get your porn from the Internet and, specifically, puretna.com.)
posted by uncleozzy at 5:41 AM on December 5, 2006


Response by poster: uncleozzy, thanks! I had no idea! My apartments manager is a pain in the ass, she has weird rules about everything, she once threatened to tow my car because I backed it into the parking spot!

As much as I think downloading porn is best, and cheapest, It is not fun when I want to watch it with someone, to drag them into the computer room, I can use an S-cable, but it's far! I like the netflixxx type idea!
posted by convex at 8:39 AM on December 5, 2006


convex writes "It is not fun when I want to watch it with someone, to drag them into the computer room, I can use an S-cable, but it's far!"

Many DVD set top boxes now support Divx. Just burn your selection to disk and pop it into the set top box.
posted by Mitheral at 11:25 AM on December 5, 2006


convex writes "It is not fun when I want to watch it with someone, to drag them into the computer room, I can use an S-cable, but it's far!"

X-boxes are getting cheap now. One of those running Xbox Media Center and you would be able to stream as much flesh as you like direct from your computer....
posted by gergtreble at 2:36 PM on December 5, 2006


gergtreble: Xbox Media Center looks like an amazing pain in the ass. It's easier to just drag the computer into the other room. :P
posted by drstein at 9:31 PM on December 5, 2006


www.pornotube.com

all the porn you want for free
posted by pikaboy202 at 9:36 PM on December 6, 2006


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