Shaving Ryan's Privates

October 13, 2006 8:25 AM

I'm looking for a list of adult film's that borrow part of their title from big name Hollywood movies. (Answers will probably be NSFW)

You know the kind, the porno titles that are a play off of a Hollywood blockbuster. As many as you can give me.

posted by dead_ to Media & Arts (53 answers total)

Sperms of Endearment.
posted by Caviar at 8:31 AM on October 13, 2006

Backside to the Future
Catcher in the Rear
posted by BigVACub at 8:31 AM on October 13, 2006

Rambone
posted by BigVACub at 8:32 AM on October 13, 2006

Edward Penishands.
posted by kindall at 8:33 AM on October 13, 2006

Pirates. It took right after pirates of the carribean. The name around the movie gallery employes was "pirates of the pornibean"
posted by Kudos at 8:33 AM on October 13, 2006

Do you need the name or a plot? I know my friends who worked an an indie video store used to swear by AVN for this sort of trivia. You could just go browse Wanted List (obviously nsfw) but if you're looking for a more...pared down list, I don't know that that exists. Why not start a wikipedia entry? (Just kidding.)

That being said, the one that I remember them bringing up at dinner was 'Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Beavs.'
posted by cobaltnine at 8:35 AM on October 13, 2006

A great list of 'em here
posted by wemayfreeze at 8:35 AM on October 13, 2006

Response by poster: Just looking for titles, particularly ones that are humorous.
posted by dead_ at 8:35 AM on October 13, 2006

There are tons more here and here.
posted by iconomy at 8:35 AM on October 13, 2006

Response by poster: God dammit. I just noticed that stray apostrophe in my question.
posted by dead_ at 8:38 AM on October 13, 2006

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.
posted by godawful at 8:41 AM on October 13, 2006 [1 favorite]

Forest Hump
posted by gfrobe at 8:50 AM on October 13, 2006

Cockodile Blondee
posted by necessitas at 8:50 AM on October 13, 2006

Nobody's mentioned Shaving Ryan's Privates yet?
posted by Robot Johnny at 8:50 AM on October 13, 2006

It's in the title of the post.
posted by iconomy at 8:52 AM on October 13, 2006

robot johnny - nobody but the OP (check the title :) )
posted by necessitas at 8:52 AM on October 13, 2006

Position: Impossible

Ass MetaFucker: Cummunity Webbang
posted by kirkaracha at 8:54 AM on October 13, 2006 [2 favorites]

Stella Gets Her Meat Tube Packed
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:55 AM on October 13, 2006

Little Shop of Whores
Flesh Gordon
posted by bDiddy at 8:56 AM on October 13, 2006

Bareback Mountain
posted by La Cieca at 9:04 AM on October 13, 2006

Who Reamed Roger Rabbit
Schindler's Fist (a personal Fave)
posted by bitdamaged at 9:16 AM on October 13, 2006

(the name I mean, never saw the movie)
posted by bitdamaged at 9:17 AM on October 13, 2006 [1 favorite]

The Da Vinci Load.
posted by brownpau at 9:21 AM on October 13, 2006

here, too
posted by i8ny3x at 9:27 AM on October 13, 2006

Shaving Ryan's Privates

I could never forget that. I laughed so hard the first time I heard it.
posted by PetiePal at 9:40 AM on October 13, 2006

Inspect Her Gadget.
posted by spatula at 9:43 AM on October 13, 2006

The Sexy Sixth Sense.

The lead character sees dead.....lesbians.
posted by Stynxno at 9:57 AM on October 13, 2006

Titty-Titty Gang Bang.
posted by Floydd at 10:21 AM on October 13, 2006

On Golden Blonde
posted by Mister_A at 10:26 AM on October 13, 2006

Lawrence of a Labia.
posted by Darth Fedor at 10:27 AM on October 13, 2006 [1 favorite]

It's not a movie title, and I cannot for the life of me remember where I read it, but God help me, I will never forget seeing the notional Oz-derived porn title "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load."
posted by Skot at 10:52 AM on October 13, 2006

Romancing the Bone
posted by shakobe at 11:00 AM on October 13, 2006

Buttfeast at Tiffany's. Man, I still laugh at that one.
posted by theinsectsarewaiting at 11:17 AM on October 13, 2006 [1 favorite]

Plenty more in this thread.
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 11:30 AM on October 13, 2006

Lord of the G-Strings.
posted by null terminated at 12:06 PM on October 13, 2006

Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer’s Bone
posted by Elaisa at 1:46 PM on October 13, 2006

Never fails to amuse
posted by rob511 at 2:28 PM on October 13, 2006

A Midsummer's Night Cream
posted by blag at 2:59 PM on October 13, 2006

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
posted by blag at 3:06 PM on October 13, 2006

Not real (AFAIK), but mentioned in The Fisher King:
Creamer vs. Creamer
Ordinary Peepholes
posted by plinth at 4:02 PM on October 13, 2006

Good Will Humping
posted by qwip at 4:56 PM on October 13, 2006

White Men Can't Hump
posted by bda1972 at 6:19 PM on October 13, 2006

The Fist Element.
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 7:37 PM on October 13, 2006

Pocahotass
posted by murphy slaw at 10:43 PM on October 13, 2006

some years back i was in philadelphia for a conference, and as i was riding the shuttle between the hotel and the airport, i saw a porn theater marquee with the title:

Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks

to this day i still laugh when i think about it. not a movie title, but worth a mention :)
posted by joeblough at 10:50 PM on October 13, 2006 [1 favorite]

Kill Thrill
Casanova
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Buffy the Vampire Layer (they got a lot of milage out of that one, too - a whole series)
Porn Wars
Gladiator
Cleopatra
Sex Angels
Sex City (filmed in comic-book colours, just like the original)
Apocalypse Climax
Fuck Me if You Can (with a young lady in the lead role instead of Leonardo DiCaprio)
posted by Jilder at 3:16 AM on October 14, 2006

"Fatliners"

I've also joked that if someone doesn't make it soon, I'll have to: "Skanks on a Plane"
Had a few volunteers on my audition sign-up sheet at work..
posted by hypersloth at 9:10 AM on October 14, 2006

The Flintbones
Robin Head
Fleshdance
posted by bafflegab at 1:23 PM on October 14, 2006

Dickman and Throbbin'
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy or Riding Ms. Daisy
Big Lights, Big Titties
Pumping Irene
Science Friction
Life in the Fat Lane
I vaguely remember a title of, "I Spit onYour Labe"

So many deranged titles so little time.
posted by jadepearl at 1:58 PM on October 14, 2006

My favorite recently spied was a watersports vid: "My Best Friend's Wetting".
posted by bradlands at 2:46 PM on October 14, 2006

Mammaries of a Geisha
posted by seanyboy at 4:39 PM on October 15, 2006

gaylord of the cockrings.
posted by milarepa at 8:52 AM on October 20, 2006

To Ho' Whisperer.
Face Jam.
posted by ORthey at 4:37 PM on October 24, 2006